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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
- I heard that apparently putting key words in the description makes youtube happy so here is me shouting random phrases
QUESTIONS WOW LOTS OF THEM PISS DATING AND RELATIONSHIPS PISS AGAIN FACE REVEAL FACE BECAUSE THATS IMPORTANT APPARENTLY MALAYSIA O SWEET MOTHERLAND HERE I GO
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how is it vibing my fellow axolots, today I bring forth a long awaited QnA, where I answer ur spicy questions and realise the downfall of humanity is soon
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thank u all very much for 600k, I was going to wait until 690k to make one of these because I have the maturity of a shrimp but alas, content. Thank you all also for asking me questions so I could attempt to be interesting for 12 minutes, it is a daunting task
with love
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"I'm Malaysian but I'm living in Vietnam, so basically I'm Italian"
- Faline San 2021
_"here's a spice conceptto"_
Quick maths
This caught me off guard lmao
@@sam4drita a are you joking or no
@@faenene sarcasm is a language only the wits understand sadly😔
Interrogation…. She most definitely was held at gun point
only 2 reply at 2.4k likes? bruh
only 3 reply at 2.4k likes? bruh
only 4 reply at 2.5k likes? bruh
Only 5 reply at 2.6k likes? bruh
only 6 reply at 2.8K likes? bruh
Faline: * searches up if pee should be clear *
faline’s tabs: *how to kick a child*
what an interesting girl she is
More proof she is just female call me kevin
I was looking for this comment😅
How DO you kick a child...
Here is a simple guide on how to kick a child:
Want to kick the child. Think about how it would feel to kick the child. Make sure the child is in kicking range. Then kick them.
A bonus would up be getting away with kicking the child without the child saying anything about it to anyone and no one witnessing so you get away scot free, but yeah.
@@misstripledot ok thanks I'll make sure to follow that next time I see a child
Hahaha I love Faline. When she said not to tell people what nationality they are I immediately thought "girl but what about Ollie London" and then she said it 👏👏👏 us Italians think alike! 🤌
*“Hello Axolots, you sad, lonely people”*
This is by far the best description of Axolots
@@dntrdrfiiitur8947 Dude- stop spamming
@@dntrdrfiiitur8947 please shut up and stop spamming the replies :)
I agree 💯💯💯
@Thx ❤ MashaAllah
AGREED 😫✋
Mini Q&A station here B) ask some questions! I will answer them later as I am currently binging barbie movies
What is your favorite color and What is your subscriber goal
hi
Nicki Minaj or Cardi b
Ok what color should the sky be if blue wasn’t an option
do you have a favorite place?
Btw guys, quick psa: *PISS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAR*
If your piss is clear that means you're drinking _too much water_ at best, and at worst you have some kind of infection or malfunction of the liver.
Yes it is possible to drink too much water, because as with everything moderation is key.
Edit: :D I paused at the wrong time ig
Thank you
I get so mad at weirdos who are obsessed with hydration telling me piss is supposed to be clear. Like yeah Katie water is important but if you’re drinking two gallons a day and you’re not sweating at least some of it out, it’s not healthy
@@lays5277b-b-but i wanna be water king and control the water with my hands..
@@sournois90 unfortunately overhydration does not make you a waterbender
I love how as a fellow Malaysian I knew exactly what you talking about which would get you sued HAHAHAHA
explain pls, is she talking about corruption or the government or something?
@@d33p345 It seemed like she was going to say "oppression" or something along those lines.
@@d33p345 probably because homosexuality is illegal there and corruption and censorship is pretty commonplace
@@d33p345 The answer can probably be found in some Malaysian slander.
Nvm- couldn’t find it on Google TvT
“Is your mental health okay? You’ve been joking a lot about it”.
Faline: Hehe
*proceeds to move on to the next question*
I read this while she was saying it 😭✋🏻
@@Bagel674 hey that's a nice hat kid :))
@@dirtman118 thank you dirt man you are the nicest man i have ever met
@@Bagel674 aw thank you unreasonably short child
@@dirtman118 yes you are always welcome dirt man
“maybe one day when i’ve watched enough skillshare lessons on how to not have… the social skills of an isopod.” Me whenever someone at school asks me if we wanna be buddies in a group project ??? 😍
Y es.
atleast people ask you ☹️⁉️
are you all part of the nO MILK CLUB!
They ask you to be buddies in a group project?!! :O
LMAO SAME
As a hijabi i know how you feel, so many people are like show your hair and its just why?? What do you gain from it just let me live
"I eat my cereal like BISCUITS."
*Well said, young Padawan.*
i thought i was the only one who ate cereal like this, good to know other people do it as well.
@@edisonhuang1392 cereals taste better that way
I also eat my cereal like biscuits :D
Now I know I am not alone :]
I believe Faline San’s face is too amazing for any human to comprehend. (But on a serious level, the thing that makes her special is the mask. It is completely her choice to reveal her face.)
The mask? I thought the thing that made her special was her personality and how she interacts with the world but yeah, you're right, the mask is the only thing distinguishing her from any other person. (Sorry that this sounds snarky but it was fun to write.)
@@qittikat Ya, that's fair enough, I just take everything super literally cause it produces absurd situationa.
@@Fofo-sr2xu yea that is what I meant. Her personality is great tho but the mask distinguishes her from others.
It's like that one episode in Teen Titans Go where Robin refuses to take off his mask in front of the other titans.
Faline is an eldritch being confirmed.
why is this girl so entertaining? shes sitting there and talking then somehow it made my day better
fr
Rm 💕💕
aaah the goverment and other stupid stuff
@ish ♡ I also want to know but let us leave it there ....
It’s just pure Gen Z humor
Faline: we should stop telling people what their ethnicity or nationality is…
Also Faline: ExcEpt For OiLy LondOn
9:20
And me....
No really I do
So
Why are the replies so long
You are so confident. I really like that how you express things more funnily and humoursly. You are so cool.
people genuinely worried about falines mental health.
faline: h E h E
“how to kick a child”
With ur foot that works the best
@@ghost_shivers5276 can you elaborate?
Hi
@@siar073 uhh wear hard shoes? And like the top part whatever thats called
@CutiePie 林檎 ye ik lol
Honestly clothing line wise considering some designs for merch could be a good start. I'd definitely buy some merch for sure!
defiantly?
Ye same! As long as it's not like 30 dollar a shirt, meesa broke
Yes! I would love to buy her merch!
Nice hat :))
I appreciate the fact that you add subtitles, thanks 💜
The way she says "Vietnam" here: 1:11 is weirdly beautiful and perfect to me.
Someone: "what are your thoughts on green eyed people"
Faline: "close them"
Me who isnt even green eyed: _blinks rapidly in stress_ 💀🔪
Me who is green eyed : *Also blinks rapidly because I close them yet I still want to watch the video*
@@BurgerBoi1 lmao
@@BurgerBoi1 Same 🙏
Me who wants green eyes
Harry Potter is offended (Along with his dad, Snape, his mom and the whole Wizarding World lol)
"the tears of old people" truly all of the world's greatest poets combined could never describe milk so perfectly.
True
Lmaoooo
Me drinking milk rn: 👁️👄👁️
damn i'm old then
The only thing I personally allow milk in is :
- Milk and Cookies
- Milkshakes
- Any dessert that requires milk (I love sweets :])
But yeah, even though I hate cereal when I eat it I like to eat it without milk :v
Her videos give me energy to study for my finals (writing this at 2 am as I procrastinate on studying)
about the mask question/answer, tbh ur probably one of my favourite youtubers and I think it shows how much I value your content, and I think it’s clever as more people see u as u are
“it tastes like old people’s tears”
WHAT- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
very sus
“i eat it like a real man.” i can’t be the only one who thought she was talking about eating men. with her biscuit cereal…
AYO
I gotta say I love your POV
3:55 Hmm... *interesting*
Yes yum raw men
Sus
The chaotic energy in these videos is something else. It’s great
your the type of junior who i would love to hangout with. the minimalistic way of portraying ur sarcastic skills alongside ur elegance is truly admirable young one
“that’s right, put the face reveal question in the thumbnail to get more *hits* and *clicks* ”
*sniffles* she knows the youtube algorithm so well
shes growing so fast🥺
The reason you provided for why you wear a mask was really good. If I ever take making content on UA-cam seriously, I would prefer to not show my face either because I want people to focus on other aspects of what I would post too!
If I were her I would like to avoid creeps that know my face including ’Applebees’ 👌
Love the message for your past self.
About the mask vs no mask, it doesn’t matter to me. You’re a refreshing and funny person I love to watch.
A little part of me feels wearing a mask feels alienating, as in the USA that only became common with covid.
Also that mystique of having a mask makes the thought of revealing it all the more enticing.
p.p.s. Mask and bunny ears matched well and were fun. Would miss out on that if you went no mask.
Your jokes are literally so brilliant! Like I don't laugh out loud when I'm by myself, but it's midnight and I'm freakn dying In my bed to a QnA. What a way to go😂 I'm subscribed for life, your awesome!♥️😄
I LOVE THIS ALREADY
woah-
OMFG YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT
CONGRATS
faline: *researching if piss should be clear*
me: "how to kick a child"
Step 1: life your leg in a 90 degree angle
Step 2: swing with all your might
Step 3: rejoice
Step 4: escape the country cause their parents are trying to sue you
@@whizz_0711 Nice, uh, parents
@@whizz_0711 but if you wanna escape the country, you need money to go to another country. But I have no mfing money-
@@Moonmin13 illegal migration-
@@Moonmin13 then kick an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
(Actually please don’t do this)
Why just why are you so amazing?
7:39 THE QUEEN IS ALMOST THERE NOW
"So basically, I'm Italian"
I'm tempted to unsubscribe just so I can subscribe again!
"No Milk, only PAIN"
The more I watch it, the better it gets
i read that as no pilk only pain
@@aperson6463 🥛🐄P. I. L. K 🐷🌸
I will know use this a bit 🥛🌸
Nobody:
Falines banner: *note to self: make this pretty later*
It's been a long time faline... *a long time......*
Procrastinates in life is pain
Adhd am I rite
It is very impressive that someone at your age has gotten so big on UA-cam. It is a great accomplishment that you should be proud of. All of the best.
Just got your Vids in my recommendations. Genuine premium content here. I thank you a lot for your work. Please keep it coming.
the bunny ears are adorable~ i’m so proud of mother axolot’s fashion sense 🥲
faline: we should stop telling people what their ethnicity is
me: but what about oily lotion?
faline: except for oily london-
o i l y l o t i o n
o i l y l o i o n
o l i v e o i l
o i l y l o n d o n
o i l l e p r e c h a u n
Oh and i love all of your hairstyle’s
For some reason youtube recommended your channel to me. You're really good at entertaining, the video felt like only a few minutes. I don't even know what your channel is about but I'm subscribing right away.
"People with green eyes? Close them."
Me, whose eyes can look more on the green side or more on the blue side depending on lighting: *sweats nervously*
Turn off the light so that they don’t look like any colour quickly before it’s too late
@@thatonedude2228 An excellent solution!
I have red eyes-
Naturally btw
@@stanmebrat819 unless you're albino it's literally impossible for you to have natural red eyes
@@sigh17849 idk that i was joking 🙂
I'm American, but live in Germany, so basically that makes me..Saturnian.
u make my day better😩😩😩
That TED talk part is hilarious. And the sandwich paradox is genius.
"Don't put the milk in."
YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKED IT BETTER THAT WAY!!!
I was so stressed about this, finally i found someone !!
as i sit here with a bowl of cereal n a glass of milk … am i the only who does that ??
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT TOO!!!
@@user-rz7wk5zd5x I do that when I don't want to wash a bowl XD
Yesss me too it’s better that way 😭
"doctors hate him" LMAOOOO never change Faline!
also good on you for setting your own boundries!
Wait wait, she said she eats cereal like a real man, and the meme said "Doctors hate *him*"
Is... Is Faline..?
@@theramendutchman she uses any pronouns
@@heejinscementbrownies1385 Ahh okay makes sense!
5:59 that "thank you" was sooo cute 🥺🥺
okay but- IT TOOK ME AN HOURR TO FIND THIS VIDEO cause i saw your vid of you *impulsively* dying your hair pink and here i am at 9:52
"I'm Malaysian but I'm living in Vietnam, so basically I'm Italian"
No, No Faline.. you see..
If you take 1 and 2 together, what do you get? i do not know.
but if you rotate the equation up to 360 degrees, what do you get? i do not know either.
In conclusion, faline you are not italian.. you are.. *mexican*
Fool she's a marshin
**Martin
@@user-rs2li9cc8y *Martian
@@thedarknessherself3454 Shit I didnt even notice that
@@user-rs2li9cc8y m a r t i n
Advice from someone doing both advertising and design and communication - do design communications and have your mahout be advertising if that’s what you want. You get a much broader scope of design mediums in DC and can choose many different sub areas to learn in, like you could major in advertising but also take illustration units
7:52 i always feel the need to replay the banana clip whenever i see it
it’s perfect.
OMG i love your videos! You have a great sense of humor!
She answers our questions for FREE
_What a queen_
@Thx ❤ stop spamming
Ikr😌
yes she is a queen ✨✨
so nobody's gonna talk about how faline has a tab called 'HOW TO KICK A CHILD' 💀💀💀 (4:52)
😭😭OMDS
I prefer to drop kick de baby as it one shots the baby and I don't have to hear it cry
I-
AHAHAHAHA
@confusion I give him the most random object and tell him he should go on a walk with it,maybe some magic will happen
I subbed for the one liners. This video does not disappoint.
I LOVE EVERYTHING SHE SAYS ITS HILARIOUS, I'm dead.
"You sad, lonely people"
*Well....that's not incorrect*
"If earth is a ball why am I not a ball"
I actually laughed so hard on that-
nO BUT FR
"well the earth isn't a nerd so why are you one"
Oh hey. We got the makeup tutorial
Wow! Your growing fast Faline! Today morning, you had 800k !
“So basically I am Malaysian Chinese but I currently live in Vietnam, which means I am Italian”
This made me laugh so hard
Welp guess I am Italian now
The earth could technically be eaten by a black hole or some other creature we do not know of yet, or maybe even the universe itself, as a light meal, so the earth does fulfill all three conditions. Also, the earth is constantly a sandwich, since there is a great chance that there are always two pieces of bread on opposite sides of the earth that lie parallel.
But if there's more than two pieces of bread then it won't be considered as a sandwich
@@nick-vw8hb It could be multiple sandwiches at the same time tho
3:29 100% agree, blood is my favorite flavor of cereal
“I just wanna see what the world looks like before I leave it”
Beautifully said.
I know what Faline said about Malaysia that could have the government coming after her.
She opposes their "anti-child kicking" legislation.
Lmao
can we just appreciate the akatsuki robe behind her
akatsuki robe appreciated
I love how she sounds so smart when she was talking about thw earth being a sandwich fav part right there
Thank you so much for your comments on masks like how it’s like a headband or bracelet I’ve been trying to make all these points to people for the past several years and they never get it
“It displays an image to the outside for acceptance, yet it could never truly be that projection.” Me when my homophobic relatives ask if I have a boyfriend yet 😍💅
ofc you don’t have a bf lmao ur pfp is wayyy too awesome for that /lh
i'm sorry that your relatives are homophobic, i hope you're doing well!
also i like your ranboo pfp
Valid lmao
ayyy alphabet mafia unite. sorry for hijacking your comment lmao. but i’m
aroace, but i told my parents i was bi like a while back and we just like never talked about it again but they now use gender neutral language when talking about Potential Future Romantic Partner™ and it’s honestly hilarious. “so uh…..do you ha- are you dating someone? uhm is there any bo- anyone you like?” and internally i’m just like “you think i fall for the illusion of romance like you pathetic mortals?”
and i’m also laughing like a lunatic
@@gayatriunni549 I told my parents I’m gay, and now instead of “they boys will be lining up at your door” my dad uses “the boys or girls or whatever” and I found that really funny
okay look, the earth sandwich™ might not be considered a light meal by HUMANS but if we were to consider a being that weighs 5.972 × 10²⁵ kilograms, to them it would indeed be, a light meal.
and since our definition does not at any point mention humans, the earth sandwich™ is in fact a sandwich
an intellectual is in the comments y’all lets boost this up
Well, technically we're talking about the Earth here. There are stuff on and inside of it. Although searching up stuff didn't get me far, I think there's a small percentage of edible things on Earth while everything else isn't. Since the Earth is made mostly of crust, mantle, outer core, inner core, and every other thing. Those aren't edible because you cannot eat rocks, a bunch of silicone rocky material, and liquid iron plus nickle. Two slices of bread on opposite sides of the Earth wouldn't even make it into the area where you can even taste it if we're talking about two normal slices because of the unedible things. In theory, we would be eating whatever Earth's made of and would pretty much die (As normal sized humans). If we were to take your idea and pretend that being is larger than (12,756 kilo? I'm not a smart person) and weighs more than 5.972 x 10²⁵ plus being able to consume anything, then yes the earth sandwich™ would be a sandwich and a light meal.
Er... Galactus that you?
@@medickris4866 i had a stroke reading this i-
@@dhwanidivate4822 you didn’t finish your sentence. Let me finish it for you: I like to go In park and eat kids
"I will bake a cake"
*Your honor they're on their Ranboo arc*
Thank god I'm not the only one who taught of this
Omg same 😂
I thought of this as well lol
LMAO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO
It's a prerequisite for every aspiring content creator
Faline San,I'm a new fan and I just want to tell you that you are awesome.You have the ability to make mine and others day better with your great sense of humor and you are very cute.Love you 💜😊
"Maybe I' ll be able to do it one day when I don't have the social skills of an isopod".
"When will you go live?"
-"I can't I have a MacBook with
✨ respiratory problems ✨"
I love this channel so damn much ♥
me being happy that faline uploaded
Faline: welcome you sad lonely people
Not u again lol-
@@shaez5281 well um hi 👀
@@indeedical26 hey lol
I DiDNt nEEd tO bE ExPoSEd
This was really fun to watch ❤️
I hope you could get to 1 mill soon. Legit cant wait for that cake lmao
"Except for oily london"
FALINE YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE PERSON THANK YOU
Lol I call him oily lotion
"How is your mental health? You joke too much about it"
"Hehe"
That makes me worry even more lol
I think i reason people like to know peoples faces is it can actually make it alot easier for people to engage with the content
1:12 "so basically...I am Italian"
I swear this made me laugh for a solid minute-
"How to kick a child", I see we have a common interest in the ways of exteriorizing our feelings.
Faline is a queen. It rhymes so it must be true.
I actually just started watching ur videos, and I love them
I JUST REALISED YOURE ALMOST AT 1M
That banana clip may well be the most laugh-inducing piece of cinematic wonderment I have ever seen
Honestly the only reason I'd look forward to a face reveal is simply because your content is amazing and I look forward to all your videos
"so what if it cuts the roof of my mouth, and make me bleed sometimes"
"ThAt AddS tO tHE flAvOUr"
she is to iconic in to many ways fellas...
we dont deserve her. 🔪😩💕💜
love your content queen
“that’s right... get the face reveal question on the thumbnail for all the taps and clicks”
-our lord and savior faline san
Did you make a new space sword?
Faline!!! Thank you finally a qna :)) and congrats so close to 1 mil, y’all get her there
@N0t RickR0ll👇👋 no don’t click
@Thx ❤ bruh
She hearted me :))
@@92920anya congrats :))
@@shaez5281 thanks she’s my favorite
I especially appreciated your in-depth examination of the age old “could the Earth be a sandwich” conundrum. That question haunts me.
yeah seeing your face IS gonna do something!
9:26 well said
Faline talking about a face reveal: "Let's face it..."
Timestamp: 9:50
This unintentional pun made my day! ;D
Faline: 'Eating cereal without milk'
More than half of the population: We don't do that here
The YT algorithm has blessed u and put u in my recommendations. Congrats. Keep up the good work. VNese here btw. Hope u enjoy your time in our country