Faline has gotten so famous that she’s articles written about her AND getting sponsors, how incredible
Yeah, I'm pretty sure when I first started watching her she had like 250k subs
Aaaaand she just got so much success with her first video only. I knew her since that came out..and she already had many subscribers
Why does this feel like Faline's a teacher who's trying hard to find a reason to give a better grade to Patrick than what Patrick deserves-
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1 minute in and she is talking about me being kidnapped. Yup, this is why I watch her.
@@athina2130 thanks man, hey ur pfp kinda familiar, wonder where I’ve seen it
a theorie: He real name is Feline Sans, daughter of Comic Sans.
that explains the networth
once i unironically called her that when i first started watching her and couldnt remember the name of the channel
"Patrick's really making me sound like the classic anime protagonist" She says, dressed like Nobita Nobi, protagonist from the classic anime Doraemon.
@@SharkSalesman90 Doraemon:lol just fight him
Nobita: but I just said he kicked my ass wtf
As someone who's first language isn't English, everytime she fumbled, i felt connected to her on a spiritual level.
yall who learn english as a 2nd language r much better than some native speaker *cough cough me
" _highly likely that she is single,_
_based on how she approaches relationships_ "
-Patrick
"It's highly unlikely that she is in a relationship" was needlessly blunt lmao
“.. It is highly likely that she is single, based on how she approaches relationships.” Ouch...Patrick. You were doing so well Patrick. Then you up and wrote that. Damn.
I am your hundredth like, it would be wonderful if you remember me.
i think what he means is faline is pratical and doesnt want to enter a surface level relationship, not that she doesn't have qualities that someone might like romantically
ah, yes, axolotls.
they're cute
they look funky
*and a menace to Faline's dear mother*
that last sentence suited thy prinzessin der verurteilung
edit: meant like it would've suited her manner of speech if y'know what I mean
“Whether it’s because you’ve been traveling or because you’ve been kidnapped” the kidnapping part was just so casual-
Bc it is nurMaL :> ppl get kidnapped orrrrr…. They are the kidnappers :>
Patrick: It is unknown whether or not she has a boyfriend
Faline whenever she sees a pretty girl: *Girl in red starts playing*
Faline is getting more famous every day she even got sponsored and someone wrote an article about you. You go girl!!
“Faline sans real name is as far as she is from any of us”
Readers: “so Patrick, what’s her real name”
Patrick: *yes.*
That lowkey reminds me of Strange Æons's cinematic universe in which an article stated "but what you didn't know is that his name is strange æons"
everybody is talking about how this guy said failine is bad at relationships
no one is talking about her drip, i mean look at those butterfly glasses
Faline: pronounces “English” wrong
Also Faline: pronounces “Wojcickicijicski” flawlessly
“Regardless it is eXtrEmeLy likely that Faline San doesn’t have a boyfriend due to the way she’s approaches relationships”
Faline: utter disbelief
faline : i've never been so offended by something i completely agree with
"I think my body is somehow procratinating the pressure" - Faline, 2021.
11:53 from this point onward, it literally got me and i ended up spitting my bok choy. Thank you, Pat.
I feel like Patrick's a new fan at that the time he wrote the article and was fascinated with Faline
it was during that time her subscriber count grew like crazy with youtube recommending the "bully" video to almost everyone I know
This shirt is officially faline's youtube outfit and this should be used as her merch
faline : "hello my Axolots.
*y e s thats ur new name now.*
me : *understandable.Have a nice day.*
Falines sponsor was so entertaining that it was actually the only UA-cam sponsor I haven't skipped-
"And also because he's my brother, am I supposed to be a supportive sibling?"
LMAO MOOD
Patrick is better at finding Faline's information than Boo-boo and Amber will ever be
“Piss”
All her videos so far are hilarious but the last seconds of her videos will always be my favourite, they’re just so random sometimes. 😂
You're just getting more famous if an article is written about you!
You're not UA-cam famous until you have one of these insane articles written about you where they guess everything they don't know and present it as FACT. 😐 Such a weird concept.
@@LunarEleven they meant like if there's an article out there abt her she might get more famous
as a 20 year old european guy with no interest in drawing I feel really weird watching videos from someone I have basically nothing in common with, but the lowkey vibe and humor are too good to pass
Ikr? I never had much interest in stuff like that, but this is too good to not watch lol
TRIGGER WARNING: green
Faline, it has come to my attention that your brother, Ethan, has been spotted wearing a NEON GREEN shirt in his first UA-cam video. I find this very offensive and disrespectful as my eyes were BLINDED by the disgusting color without my consent. I would appreciate if Ethan is aware of this issue and apologizes immediately.
The way she speaks is how I write my narratives.
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not even faline calling us heathens/axolots:
Faline: *freaking out over a sponsor*
Why tf is this stupid overused comment format getting so many likes 👁👄👁
Faline: "finally I can learn new big words to intimidate the native English speakers and establish my dominance."
me, a British native English speaker: *quaking*
I would've never known it said quaking instead if quacking if I hadn't read the reply-
who’s gonna tell faline she has her own wiki
faline getting news articles and sponsors about her now
girl going somewhere
Faline getting excited about having a sponsor is so cute
@@444heartbeat glad I also didn't skip cause even the sponsoring part was epic
Oh thank you so much for this! I have just been kidnapped and was looking for a way out
Once Faline San gets on the Akinator, it's peak proof that she's made it as a UA-camr... oh wait.
did she... did she add it herself???
"I think of Faline san"
"Submitted by Faline san"
@@tnandc I... you know what, I’m not going to sit here and act like I wouldn’t do the exact same thing.
Imagine being that special to get a article written about you. That's when you you know Faline has dominated the platform and will not stop until every youtuber is swallowed into despair
12:10
Faline: Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.
Faline: *posts photo on community tab about her cutting her brother's hair*
Also faline: *doesn't post that video*
*top ten anime betrayals*
I just realized she’s the same age as my brother and yet she has reached peaks of sarcasm and trolling the both of us combined we could ever hope to achieve !
The fact that she can make a sponsor interesting and hilarious says something
"Thats probably the reason fans are drawn to him"
That had me thinking...
Nobody:
Faline: ...
*H A L T.*
"AND ALL OF YOU ARE SPECIAL, THATS A THREAT!"
I feel threatened
I usually skip past the sponsor, but our queen is so cool that it's practically impossible to skip past any part of her videos.
We are officially the ogs, guys. Remember us when you're famous 👏👏
Been here since she released her first video which I saw because another youtuber talked about it👏👏
@ Yes they will be VERY confused. Only the cultured have seen her first video 🙄
“ For anything you need , like help : D “ - Faline San
Bruhh faline got sponsored by a frikin dictionary, never thought this day would come
Isn’t she just so ICONIC
Now laddies and gentlemen this is the reason I find my happiness
YESSS
She’s one of the few UA-camrs that can make a crack a smile and forget about my sad, lonely self
I love your content so much, you're just hilarious! Even your advertising is very entertaining
what a tragedy, poor faline still hasn't gotten over her and amber's divorce.
“finally, i can learn big words and intimidate the native english speakers.”
me, a native english speaker who doesnt know big words: 👁👄👁
'Axolot' (assuming it would be without an 's' for a single person) for Life. You have raised the bar for being a content creator. Keep rocking.
"there will be no tea spilling out of her" oh god that sounds awful, like a weird creepy pasta of faline combined w a teapot
“We have our first sponsor!” Raid shadow lege-
A free and emissive mobile game with over 700,000 concurrent downloads!
I really cracked up every time she says
What do yOU MEAN PATRICK
I'm officially convinced that you are the main character™ with all these strange things happening to you haha
Watch it be like the world is going to end and she's the Main Character who has to stop it
She's only reading an article, but i am fully engaged
The way she said “ or you’ve been kidnapped “ was like if this happens every day on a regular basis
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I just realized me and faline have the same birthday just different years (mind blowing)
opposite ends of the month but the same month for me :D april fools child woo
I can’t believe Patrick Star from SpongeBob made an article about you, congratulations!
DID AMBER WRITE THIS??
*AMBER SECRETLY LOVED FELINE*
When I didn’t know how to pronounce “Axolotl” (Spoiler: I still don’t) I called them ✨Axolattes✨ My friend thought I killed an “Axolotl” and put it in my not existent Latte.
you pronounce it as ak-so-lo-tle like the "tle" in subtle, turtle, or little. Also I love that ✨Axolattes✨ it sounds fancy!
I say "ah-sho-lots" or "ah-ho-lots"! The X is more of a "hhh" sound than a sharp crash sound, at least in Spanish lol
It’s a Nahuatl word. Being Mexican, I respectfully call them a-sho-lo-tle the tle is pronounce in a Spanish accent.
Perhaps the most entertaining ad read I've ever encountered
Faline: “We are gonna call you guys axolots!”
Me: *Flashbacks to when I was burning a lot of Axolotls in creative Minecraft*
“I became the thing I swore to destroy…”
"first of all, ignore how cracked this screen is"
but i didn't even notice it until u pointed it out 👁👄👁
English is my first langauge I only know a bit of sign language from duolino I successfully learned how to say “DIE” and “I’m going to kidnap your family” and I can finally see what my uncle cocia- is saying!
I laughed so hard at what Patrick wrote, I was wiggling like a worm.
I thought this would be an article calling you a depressed teen that needs help or something criticizing you, but it was actually pretty nice. Good job Patrick 👍
this is my first time actually opening the audio when i watch her video and in very surprised how calming and smooth her voice sound like.
10/10 would listen to whenever im stressed.
faline : " finally, i can learn big words and intimidate the english native speakers. "
me, an aspiring english major : ( confident chuckling )
Don't do it. It's not worth it unless you want to get a PhD & go into teaching. Even then, you may never get a permanent job. I say this for your own sake. Go into something profitable like programming. Wait scratch that. They'll have machines for that soon. Go for a industry where people will always want human interaction and your degree allows for gatekeeping. Law? Accounting? You get the idea.
You can write a book in your free time. Don't spend money on English (unless there are jobs exclusive to English majors in your country & enough of them to guarantee that you'll get one.)
HEY, I WANNA MAJOR IN ENGLISH TOO BUT I DONT KNOW HOW COLLEGE WORKS DAMMIT. CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PLS?? Do I need to study science or math while I'm majoring in English? What do you do while majoring in English? 0
@@wheresdarice3988 I don't know how college works either! 🤷 Mate, I'm barely Faline's age!
i think most native english speakers here can confirm that faline knows more fancy words than we do
“Infinite knowledge automatically.”
Why does this sound like something from a horror movie-
Faline is the person everyone wants to be friends with
Ikr- even though our energies would kinda clash, we'd be like awesome friends (if she ever gave me a chance that is lol)
This is the seventh time this video has been recommended to me. Which means I have watched and rewatched this twenty times.
Patrick just woke up and chose violence with that last point. It was a good second-hand attack for me too
This article better be extremely informative about the extraordinary life of Faline San.
I found her channel yesterday and I can't stop watching her vids. Decided to subscribe today. But the craziest is that the subscriber count when I saw it yesterday was, 715,000 and today it is 718,000🤯 but keep up the good content☺️
queen has got a sponsor, first step in world domination
Faline: Axolots are perfect for our community.
Also Faline: they're cute, funky and ALSO MY MOM IS SCARED OF THEM.
Ma'am You didn't have to do us like that-
Honestly, one of the most entertaining sponsorship ads I've seen.
Faline: P i s s
Me: She is speaking the language of gods
"Its a special link"
Yeah, why?
"For special people"
Oh, ok
"Cuz you are special"
* Mental illness noises *
"This is a threat"
(°o•) oh no
* Procceeds to T-pose for dominance asserting *
and i clicked on the link and it said 403 forbidden- i am not special enough it seems :(
Dude not gonna lie I saw this girls one video thought she was crazy so I subbed did not see her in my feeds for forever and now this crazy girl is back I didn't know I needed this wtf!!!
subscribing to her and watching her videos is like entering a fandom there are inside jokes, references, nice people, fanart, merch coming soon its awesome
That was the most convincing and interesting sponsor I've heard.
"and *all* of you are special; this is a threat"
"Subscribers will likely wonder if she has a boyfriend"
Me: ...oh... am I supposed to..?
im proud of faline for how far she’s come
Her voice is so soft. I love it
Watch as I get sponsored by an English learning app and proceed to mispronounce the word ‘English’
FIRst
SECOND
omg hii
is ok ur trying ur best ‼️‼️💞
LMAO