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  • @Faline_San
    @Faline_San 3 роки тому +23803

    Watch as I get sponsored by an English learning app and proceed to mispronounce the word ‘English’

  • @literallyaflower
    @literallyaflower 3 роки тому +4934

    Faline has gotten so famous that she’s articles written about her AND getting sponsors, how incredible

    • @fwedlovesbwead
      @fwedlovesbwead 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr

    • @biggieb.4843
      @biggieb.4843 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure when I first started watching her she had like 250k subs

    • @jellii
      @jellii 3 роки тому +8

      😌 absolutely incredible, found faline at 11k and this is just shocking

    • @svnshree7373
      @svnshree7373 3 роки тому +1

      Aaaaand she just got so much success with her first video only. I knew her since that came out..and she already had many subscribers

    • @ranchconsumer
      @ranchconsumer 3 роки тому

      dont forget the fanarts

  • @peachesbunny
    @peachesbunny 3 роки тому +5175

    Why does this feel like Faline's a teacher who's trying hard to find a reason to give a better grade to Patrick than what Patrick deserves-

    • @hazen7777
      @hazen7777 3 роки тому +46

      Frrr

    • @penguinsarecool2067
      @penguinsarecool2067 3 роки тому +16

      omgg a Once

    • @cozyflurry
      @cozyflurry 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @johnartgallery347
      @johnartgallery347 3 роки тому +5

      Hi first of all your art is absolutely stunning 🤩,second, happy to watch!😛👍🍭😜👍beautiful artwork dear full watched 😍💞💞
      Astonishingly beautiful!!!... What a brilliant masterpiece!!!... Your artwork is phenomenal! Your skill set is superb with amazing techniques!!!... Awesome creations! Absolutely love it ! Thank you for sharing!!!... 👍+🔔😘😛😜🍎🌷🌹🌺🍂🍃🎃🍒🍖🧀🍓🍊🍅🌭Again amazing work 💕 keep it up and stay connected 🙂❤️🧡🧡❤️🧡🤣💟💜💛💙💛💜💙Absolutely stunning Beautiful! 🤩,happy to watch!😛👍😜👍 wonderful!
      make a new friend just amazing no wordssss..💌💌💚❣️💛💕❤️🧡🧡so beautiful work really enjoy by watching your video keep sharing stay safe and connected🙂🤗👍🍂🌷😛🍖🌹❤️🧡🤣💟💜💛💙🧡🧡❤️

    • @vievesdc
      @vievesdc 2 роки тому +17

      Dumbledoor with Gryffindor😙 **those extra points bcs of friendship…wow…*

  • @caution7777
    @caution7777 3 роки тому +2907

    1 minute in and she is talking about me being kidnapped. Yup, this is why I watch her.

    • @athina2130
      @athina2130 3 роки тому +34

      nice profile pic

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 роки тому +18

      very double nice pfp

    • @caution7777
      @caution7777 3 роки тому +20

      @@athina2130 thanks man, hey ur pfp kinda familiar, wonder where I’ve seen it

    • @caution7777
      @caution7777 3 роки тому +16

      @@nerd888 double thanks man I appreciate it

    • @archuslifemiseries3863
      @archuslifemiseries3863 3 роки тому +1

      Relatable

  • @haveaniceday2022
    @haveaniceday2022 3 роки тому +3524

    a theorie: He real name is Feline Sans, daughter of Comic Sans.
    that explains the networth

    • @noctisalucis3462
      @noctisalucis3462 3 роки тому +81

      F e l I n e s a n s

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +54

      it's all coming together

    • @oatmilkzombie
      @oatmilkzombie 3 роки тому +43

      what they don't know is that his real name is strange aeons

    • @crystal_gxcha44
      @crystal_gxcha44 3 роки тому +17

      once i unironically called her that when i first started watching her and couldnt remember the name of the channel

    • @Insidious-K
      @Insidious-K 3 роки тому +5

      S T O N K S📈

  • @GumSkyloard
    @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +1664

    "Patrick's really making me sound like the classic anime protagonist" She says, dressed like Nobita Nobi, protagonist from the classic anime Doraemon.

    • @sushih3302
      @sushih3302 3 роки тому +21

      HAHAHA dAmn-

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 3 роки тому +9

      Hahahaha 😂

    • @siren7561
      @siren7561 3 роки тому +7

      YESSSSS

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 3 роки тому +18

      Doraemon! Gian beat the shit put of me today! Boohoo

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +15

      @@SharkSalesman90 Doraemon:lol just fight him
      Nobita: but I just said he kicked my ass wtf

  • @gabriela9989
    @gabriela9989 3 роки тому +9588

    Faline is like a book with a lot of sophisticated words.

  • @rami.miya_2157
    @rami.miya_2157 3 роки тому +11999

    Patrick is both praising her and low-key roasting her.

    • @arranardruid
      @arranardruid 3 роки тому +613

      I started crying when he said: "It's highly likely she's single"

    • @circle3565
      @circle3565 3 роки тому +267

      Faline did the same to him more or less so they're even now 👍

    • @hm-jb7vy
      @hm-jb7vy 3 роки тому +107

      as a true axolot would

    • @patriciaflores5805
      @patriciaflores5805 3 роки тому +20

      Yo is that Lucky Guy?

    • @riduanaqil1452
      @riduanaqil1452 3 роки тому +15

      I dont think you can call that low key

  • @suhaneegupta814
    @suhaneegupta814 3 роки тому +518

    As someone who's first language isn't English, everytime she fumbled, i felt connected to her on a spiritual level.

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 3 роки тому +6

      Get in line

    • @suhaneegupta814
      @suhaneegupta814 3 роки тому +3

      @@that_dam_baka 😂

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 3 роки тому +2

      @@suhaneegupta814 ♡

    • @aperson6463
      @aperson6463 3 роки тому +16

      yall who learn english as a 2nd language r much better than some native speaker *cough cough me

    • @Meepo007
      @Meepo007 3 роки тому +10

      As someone whose first language IS English, so do I.

  • @khosrowrahmani710
    @khosrowrahmani710 3 роки тому +5150

    " _highly likely that she is single,_
    _based on how she approaches relationships_ "
    -Patrick

    • @divavthataintme
      @divavthataintme 3 роки тому +16

      How does this have 1k likes but 0 replies-

    • @kemonono
      @kemonono 3 роки тому +61

      @@divavthataintme nothing more needed to be said

    • @cyifle
      @cyifle 3 роки тому +8

      @@divavthataintme ok

    • @ei5550
      @ei5550 3 роки тому +10

      NOO I WHEEZED I LOVE THIS

    • @khosrowrahmani710
      @khosrowrahmani710 3 роки тому +2

      holy sh8 how did this even get 1.5k likes??!

  • @axolofa
    @axolofa 3 роки тому +3445

    "It's highly unlikely that she is in a relationship" was needlessly blunt lmao

    • @jovianguyen
      @jovianguyen 3 роки тому +29

      I’d probably do that lol

    • @r0zuii318
      @r0zuii318 3 роки тому +1

      2.2K likes and only 2 replies?- dayum-

  • @haveagoodmourning
    @haveagoodmourning 3 роки тому +126

    i have to take a moment to point out the subtitles

  • @mellibiliu1810
    @mellibiliu1810 3 роки тому +1885

    faline is THE anime protagonist and we're living in her world

    • @khadijasenghor286
      @khadijasenghor286 3 роки тому +10

      That’s old news, pick something more original.

    • @mellibiliu1810
      @mellibiliu1810 3 роки тому +60

      @@khadijasenghor286 amber and booboo are the antagonists🤷🤷

    • @Andy-wx5lq
      @Andy-wx5lq 3 роки тому +45

      @@mellibiliu1810 nah they're too easy to destroy to be an antagonist

    • @mellibiliu1810
      @mellibiliu1810 3 роки тому +13

      @@Andy-wx5lq good point hahahaha

    • @penguingobrr41
      @penguingobrr41 3 роки тому +30

      @@Andy-wx5lq they can be those easy tutorial bosses

  • @ciocio-san
    @ciocio-san 3 роки тому +2816

    “they’re cute, they look a bit funky,
    *and my mum’s scared of them.”*

    • @Honeybeexl
      @Honeybeexl 3 роки тому +22

      but same man

    • @oilylondon
      @oilylondon 3 роки тому +5

      H SS DHHHAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❓🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mooodlemip4779
      @mooodlemip4779 3 роки тому +3

      @@oilylondon 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😑😑😑😑😬😬😬😬😬

    • @daikonyum3688
      @daikonyum3688 3 роки тому +5

      I was looking at the comments and saw this right when she said it

    • @dawnsky5643
      @dawnsky5643 2 роки тому

      lmao that describes us

  • @TanjaTHEAwesome
    @TanjaTHEAwesome 3 роки тому +276

    “.. It is highly likely that she is single, based on how she approaches relationships.” Ouch...Patrick. You were doing so well Patrick. Then you up and wrote that. Damn.

    • @drdoolittle8396
      @drdoolittle8396 3 роки тому +5

      he was trolling to find out.
      classic flame

    • @jazzyrasberrybitch108
      @jazzyrasberrybitch108 3 роки тому +1

      I am your hundredth like, it would be wonderful if you remember me.

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 роки тому +5

      i think what he means is faline is pratical and doesnt want to enter a surface level relationship, not that she doesn't have qualities that someone might like romantically

  • @k-4234
    @k-4234 3 роки тому +1310

    ah, yes, axolotls.
    they're cute
    they look funky
    *and a menace to Faline's dear mother*

    • @justiceformygirliechuu
      @justiceformygirliechuu 3 роки тому +60

      also endangered

    • @qaiwiwi
      @qaiwiwi 3 роки тому +23

      @@justiceformygirliechuu
      Oh god

    • @riechronicles
      @riechronicles 3 роки тому +5

      that last sentence suited thy prinzessin der verurteilung
      edit: meant like it would've suited her manner of speech if y'know what I mean

    • @insertcoolusername7612
      @insertcoolusername7612 3 роки тому +4

      @@justiceformygirliechuu
      **Inhales**
      *oOF*

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 роки тому +12

      @@justiceformygirliechuu yes. We are in need of protection lol

  • @fry8743
    @fry8743 3 роки тому +1464

    “Whether it’s because you’ve been traveling or because you’ve been kidnapped” the kidnapping part was just so casual-

    • @candlethatrosetriedtoeat
      @candlethatrosetriedtoeat 3 роки тому +19

      Zjjdjdjdjskskj 😭🤚

    • @KROMPIRHABIBI
      @KROMPIRHABIBI 3 роки тому +8

      Bc it is nurMaL :> ppl get kidnapped orrrrr…. They are the kidnappers :>

    • @khadijatbobbo4076
      @khadijatbobbo4076 3 роки тому +6

      I got cracked up in the first minute

    • @alan_decker
      @alan_decker 3 роки тому +3

      @@candlethatrosetriedtoeat damm yeah

    • @ahzayoc1207
      @ahzayoc1207 3 роки тому +4

      @@candlethatrosetriedtoeat you truly have a way with your words 😩

  • @gemmakelly9831
    @gemmakelly9831 3 роки тому +922

    Patrick: It is unknown whether or not she has a boyfriend
    Faline whenever she sees a pretty girl: *Girl in red starts playing*

  • @lunaberry5
    @lunaberry5 3 роки тому +2785

    Faline is getting more famous every day she even got sponsored and someone wrote an article about you. You go girl!!

    • @ElPrimoBS364
      @ElPrimoBS364 3 роки тому +5

      Don't mess with the Bull!

    • @kuroos_hairgel_7605
      @kuroos_hairgel_7605 3 роки тому +14

      I feel so proud

    • @lunaberry5
      @lunaberry5 3 роки тому +12

      @@kuroos_hairgel_7605 same in the future i think she may even get morw

    • @GINSHOTGUN
      @GINSHOTGUN 3 роки тому +15

      Our queen is getting more recognition, as she should

    • @lunaberry5
      @lunaberry5 3 роки тому +5

      @@GINSHOTGUN Fr!!

  • @thatonebrokearchon1537
    @thatonebrokearchon1537 3 роки тому +4049

    “Faline sans real name is as far as she is from any of us”
    Readers: “so Patrick, what’s her real name”
    Patrick: *yes.*

    • @imperial2252
      @imperial2252 3 роки тому +109

      faline sans

    • @kitchensinktree5724
      @kitchensinktree5724 3 роки тому +77

      That lowkey reminds me of Strange Æons's cinematic universe in which an article stated "but what you didn't know is that his name is strange æons"

    • @nekurokitsuraage3984
      @nekurokitsuraage3984 3 роки тому +49

      Faline sans
      I
      I will draw faline sans

    • @imperial2252
      @imperial2252 3 роки тому +34

      @@nekurokitsuraage3984 follow your dreams

    • @kofeex
      @kofeex 3 роки тому +18

      Faline SANS 😳

  • @hontoastman
    @hontoastman 3 роки тому +193

    everybody is talking about how this guy said failine is bad at relationships
    no one is talking about her drip, i mean look at those butterfly glasses

    • @amaris5141
      @amaris5141 2 роки тому +3

      they’re so prettyy

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard Рік тому +1

      She's got the Nobita drip, and I love it

  • @paboland7994
    @paboland7994 3 роки тому +8964

    Faline: pronounces “English” wrong
    Also Faline: pronounces “Wojcickicijicski” flawlessly

    • @rose-gl4io
      @rose-gl4io 3 роки тому +180

      Really? She sounds fine to me 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @oooofoooof4251
      @oooofoooof4251 3 роки тому +47

      is it ok if i ask which video here brother showed his face?

    • @leinica4420
      @leinica4420 3 роки тому +92

      @@oooofoooof4251 i think the kool aid vid?

    • @frozenfriedchicken
      @frozenfriedchicken 3 роки тому +23

      @@oooofoooof4251 kool aid

    • @viceroy6825
      @viceroy6825 3 роки тому +49

      @@oooofoooof4251 koolaid and the “teenager with adhd” one

  • @arandomperson1299
    @arandomperson1299 3 роки тому +8051

    “Regardless it is eXtrEmeLy likely that Faline San doesn’t have a boyfriend due to the way she’s approaches relationships”
    Faline: utter disbelief

    • @minnz4177
      @minnz4177 3 роки тому +623

      faline : i've never been so offended by something i completely agree with

    • @akshayam6848
      @akshayam6848 3 роки тому +129

      that really caught me off guard

    • @lintheartist
      @lintheartist 3 роки тому +21

      @@akshayam6848 same lol

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 3 роки тому +2

      wait someone explain this to me-

    • @asees5866
      @asees5866 2 роки тому +7

      But fr tho do we know that Faline-San is straight?

  • @biggim6580
    @biggim6580 3 роки тому +65

    "I think my body is somehow procratinating the pressure" - Faline, 2021.
    11:53 from this point onward, it literally got me and i ended up spitting my bok choy. Thank you, Pat.

  • @khaoslee
    @khaoslee 3 роки тому +2068

    I feel like Patrick's a new fan at that the time he wrote the article and was fascinated with Faline

  • @ruthlessssraisins6666
    @ruthlessssraisins6666 3 роки тому +656

    This shirt is officially faline's youtube outfit and this should be used as her merch

    • @NS_10
      @NS_10 3 роки тому +55

      Main characters only have one outfit, amirite

    • @rubyyp2182
      @rubyyp2182 3 роки тому +6

      @@NS_10 yes

    • @J_skyyyyy
      @J_skyyyyy 3 роки тому +2

      pleaseeeeeeeeee

    • @冬天-c7m
      @冬天-c7m 3 роки тому +2

      @@NS_10 omg am i a main character too?🥺 jkjk

    • @-kur0m1k1ss7
      @-kur0m1k1ss7 2 роки тому +1

      FVHEI-THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-

  • @atsutsufuro916
    @atsutsufuro916 3 роки тому +76

    faline : "hello my Axolots.
    *y e s thats ur new name now.*
    me : *understandable.Have a nice day.*

  • @diamondgirl1013
    @diamondgirl1013 3 роки тому +3338

    Falines sponsor was so entertaining that it was actually the only UA-cam sponsor I haven't skipped-

  • @mellibiliu1810
    @mellibiliu1810 3 роки тому +245

    "And also because he's my brother, am I supposed to be a supportive sibling?"
    LMAO MOOD

  • @Binger838
    @Binger838 Рік тому +9

    Patrick is better at finding Faline's information than Boo-boo and Amber will ever be

  • @_ALONE4EVER_
    @_ALONE4EVER_ 3 роки тому +985

    “Piss”
    All her videos so far are hilarious but the last seconds of her videos will always be my favourite, they’re just so random sometimes. 😂

  • @Kin-bd2vd
    @Kin-bd2vd 3 роки тому +584

    You're just getting more famous if an article is written about you!

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 3 роки тому +7

      we love to see it

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 роки тому +3

      Get dat fame

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +2

      You're not UA-cam famous until you have one of these insane articles written about you where they guess everything they don't know and present it as FACT. 😐 Such a weird concept.

    • @Yellowsoda101
      @Yellowsoda101 3 роки тому +5

      @@LunarEleven they meant like if there's an article out there abt her she might get more famous

  • @frog6242
    @frog6242 3 роки тому +54

    "ah yes, he addressed the ICONIC...
    *forgets*"
    Now this is the comedy I subscribed to (11:18)

  • @kookbook4399
    @kookbook4399 3 роки тому +535

    as a 20 year old european guy with no interest in drawing I feel really weird watching videos from someone I have basically nothing in common with, but the lowkey vibe and humor are too good to pass

    • @binoodle511
      @binoodle511 3 роки тому +48

      Ikr? I never had much interest in stuff like that, but this is too good to not watch lol

  • @paimonmilktea3814
    @paimonmilktea3814 3 роки тому +2538

    TRIGGER WARNING: green
    Faline, it has come to my attention that your brother, Ethan, has been spotted wearing a NEON GREEN shirt in his first UA-cam video. I find this very offensive and disrespectful as my eyes were BLINDED by the disgusting color without my consent. I would appreciate if Ethan is aware of this issue and apologizes immediately.

  • @martindovan5056
    @martindovan5056 3 роки тому +11

    The way she speaks is how I write my narratives.

  • @farazmanzoor4286
    @farazmanzoor4286 3 роки тому +2072

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not even faline calling us heathens/axolots:
    Faline: *freaking out over a sponsor*

    • @farazmanzoor4286
      @farazmanzoor4286 3 роки тому +30

      I got a heart from the queen. My life now has meaning

    • @ivorykmx
      @ivorykmx 3 роки тому +16

      @@farazmanzoor4286 congrats bestie 🎉🎊🚊
      🧘‍♀️

    • @farazmanzoor4286
      @farazmanzoor4286 3 роки тому +18

      Why tf is this stupid overused comment format getting so many likes 👁👄👁

    • @Roma-co3go
      @Roma-co3go 3 роки тому +10

      @@farazmanzoor4286 nobody knows

    • @DAN1Nflowers
      @DAN1Nflowers 3 роки тому +4

      Were axolotls

  • @friedfishh
    @friedfishh 3 роки тому +580

    Faline: "finally I can learn new big words to intimidate the native English speakers and establish my dominance."
    me, a British native English speaker: *quaking*

    • @kusatta1882
      @kusatta1882 3 роки тому +48

      It's embarrassing how I pronounced quaking as 'quacking'. Duck go brr

    • @homosaurus5021
      @homosaurus5021 3 роки тому +23

      I would've never known it said quaking instead if quacking if I hadn't read the reply-

    • @cantthinkatm1206
      @cantthinkatm1206 3 роки тому +7

      same shes out to get us 😟😟

    • @HopeButMiserable
      @HopeButMiserable 3 роки тому +3

      bo'dle of wa'der please

    • @yesnt4614
      @yesnt4614 3 роки тому

      @@kusatta1882 same

  • @Eis5400
    @Eis5400 3 роки тому +39

    who’s gonna tell faline she has her own wiki

  • @izu5625
    @izu5625 3 роки тому +355

    faline getting news articles and sponsors about her now
    girl going somewhere

    • @emma-it1ox
      @emma-it1ox 3 роки тому +6

      AMIRITE 😩💪💪

    • @sadistfactory_
      @sadistfactory_ 3 роки тому +2

      @I can't think of a name yes

    • @arimoir1694
      @arimoir1694 3 роки тому

      @I can't think of a name thanks for the idea

  • @deyxuregi9515
    @deyxuregi9515 3 роки тому +256

    Faline getting excited about having a sponsor is so cute

    • @lisadomlostheryadom2647
      @lisadomlostheryadom2647 3 роки тому +5

      @@444heartbeat glad I also didn't skip cause even the sponsoring part was epic

  • @Candy-8448
    @Candy-8448 2 роки тому +1

    Oh thank you so much for this! I have just been kidnapped and was looking for a way out

  • @aesthetique1571
    @aesthetique1571 3 роки тому +730

    Once Faline San gets on the Akinator, it's peak proof that she's made it as a UA-camr... oh wait.

    • @belleininini
      @belleininini 3 роки тому +44

      lmao im testing it rn-

    • @belleininini
      @belleininini 3 роки тому +128

      OMG SHES ON IT BRO GO TEST IT OUT

    • @BananaPudding_
      @BananaPudding_ 3 роки тому +40

      I’m doing it
      Edit: It worked

    • @tnandc
      @tnandc 3 роки тому +117

      did she... did she add it herself???
      "I think of Faline san"
      "Submitted by Faline san"

    • @BigFanOfCocks
      @BigFanOfCocks 3 роки тому +71

      @@tnandc I... you know what, I’m not going to sit here and act like I wouldn’t do the exact same thing.

  • @saulitostars
    @saulitostars 3 роки тому +615

    Imagine being that special to get a article written about you. That's when you you know Faline has dominated the platform and will not stop until every youtuber is swallowed into despair

  • @LytzyBitzySpider
    @LytzyBitzySpider 3 роки тому +18

    12:10
    Faline: Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

  • @armeenfatima8081
    @armeenfatima8081 3 роки тому +291

    Faline: *posts photo on community tab about her cutting her brother's hair*
    Also faline: *doesn't post that video*
    *top ten anime betrayals*

  • @clemi2601
    @clemi2601 3 роки тому +314

    I just realized she’s the same age as my brother and yet she has reached peaks of sarcasm and trolling the both of us combined we could ever hope to achieve !

  • @reyphobic
    @reyphobic 3 роки тому +15

    The fact that she can make a sponsor interesting and hilarious says something

  • @Hyunniech.523
    @Hyunniech.523 3 роки тому +428

    "so patrick what is faline's real name?"
    patrick: h

  • @-lixienella
    @-lixienella 3 роки тому +141

    "Thats probably the reason fans are drawn to him"
    That had me thinking...

  • @sharvesh0369
    @sharvesh0369 3 роки тому +19

    3:09 had me dead lmao “kim jong-un (grandpa)” pleaseee

  • @Keithixix
    @Keithixix 3 роки тому +443

    Nobody:
    Faline: ...
    *H A L T.*

  • @maradoesnotexist
    @maradoesnotexist 3 роки тому +178

    14:06 “is this even an article?” no this is patrick

  • @randomperson1weekago295
    @randomperson1weekago295 3 роки тому +8

    "AND ALL OF YOU ARE SPECIAL, THATS A THREAT!"
    I feel threatened

  • @ryn5340
    @ryn5340 3 роки тому +71

    I usually skip past the sponsor, but our queen is so cool that it's practically impossible to skip past any part of her videos.

  • @wh0_is_jazi416
    @wh0_is_jazi416 3 роки тому +180

    We are officially the ogs, guys. Remember us when you're famous 👏👏

    • @Roma-co3go
      @Roma-co3go 3 роки тому +16

      yess finally i'll be like "Only OGs remember...."

    • @wh0_is_jazi416
      @wh0_is_jazi416 3 роки тому +4

      @@Roma-co3go Yes better than the new fans

    • @Roma-co3go
      @Roma-co3go 3 роки тому +1

      @ i dont think its that much of a big deal...

    • @cheeseboogar
      @cheeseboogar 3 роки тому +4

      Been here since she released her first video which I saw because another youtuber talked about it👏👏

    • @wh0_is_jazi416
      @wh0_is_jazi416 3 роки тому +2

      @ Yes they will be VERY confused. Only the cultured have seen her first video 🙄

  • @MybiasisMikha
    @MybiasisMikha 5 місяців тому +3

    “ For anything you need , like help : D “ - Faline San

  • @II-hk8ir
    @II-hk8ir 3 роки тому +101

    Bruhh faline got sponsored by a frikin dictionary, never thought this day would come

  • @lizzdaily3722
    @lizzdaily3722 3 роки тому +138

    Isn’t she just so ICONIC
    Now laddies and gentlemen this is the reason I find my happiness

    • @fwedlovesbwead
      @fwedlovesbwead 3 роки тому +1

      SAME

    • @rain2933
      @rain2933 3 роки тому +4

      YESSS
      She’s one of the few UA-camrs that can make a crack a smile and forget about my sad, lonely self

  • @RocketPooch
    @RocketPooch 3 роки тому +10

    I love your content so much, you're just hilarious! Even your advertising is very entertaining

  • @karenoberoi
    @karenoberoi 3 роки тому +963

    what a tragedy, poor faline still hasn't gotten over her and amber's divorce.

    • @kwrvmii
      @kwrvmii 3 роки тому +15

      AHahahahahh

    • @ラベンダー-k2g
      @ラベンダー-k2g 3 роки тому +22

      Omg barbietoes and who tao are here !1!1!

    • @karenoberoi
      @karenoberoi 3 роки тому +26

      @@ラベンダー-k2g STOP EVEN THE FANDANGO CHILD IS CALLING ME BARBIETOES

    • @kwrvmii
      @kwrvmii 3 роки тому +12

      椰菜蛋糕 scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango😳

    • @ラベンダー-k2g
      @ラベンダー-k2g 3 роки тому +1

      @@karenoberoi I will have order!

  • @andii-
    @andii- 3 роки тому +317

    “finally, i can learn big words and intimidate the native english speakers.”
    me, a native english speaker who doesnt know big words: 👁👄👁

  • @arjunyadav9745
    @arjunyadav9745 3 роки тому +4

    'Axolot' (assuming it would be without an 's' for a single person) for Life. You have raised the bar for being a content creator. Keep rocking.

  • @axelthelad
    @axelthelad 3 роки тому +168

    "there will be no tea spilling out of her" oh god that sounds awful, like a weird creepy pasta of faline combined w a teapot

  • @Yami-yj4bk
    @Yami-yj4bk 3 роки тому +96

    “We have our first sponsor!” Raid shadow lege-

    • @tswizzlesversion13
      @tswizzlesversion13 3 роки тому +6

      No 😭😭😭😭😭😭😩

    • @justt.tiya17
      @justt.tiya17 3 роки тому

      @ True lmao

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 3 роки тому +2

      A free and emissive mobile game with over 700,000 concurrent downloads!

    • @kristhedank3055
      @kristhedank3055 3 роки тому +1

      @@R.K_Chalkboard 80% of them are the UA-camrs they have sponsored

  • @akutagawarawrrnoske
    @akutagawarawrrnoske 3 роки тому +2

    I really cracked up every time she says
    What do yOU MEAN PATRICK

  • @frith.calluna
    @frith.calluna 3 роки тому +294

    I'm officially convinced that you are the main character™ with all these strange things happening to you haha

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 роки тому +6

      Watch it be like the world is going to end and she's the Main Character who has to stop it

  • @jksdafajsfadfa7936
    @jksdafajsfadfa7936 3 роки тому +3

    She's only reading an article, but i am fully engaged

  • @ris5672
    @ris5672 3 роки тому +543

    The way she said “ or you’ve been kidnapped “ was like if this happens every day on a regular basis
    .
    .
    .
    I just realized me and faline have the same birthday just different years (mind blowing)

    • @justz5745
      @justz5745 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @MN-xc3in
      @MN-xc3in 3 роки тому +2

      I literally have the exact same birthday! (including the year)

    • @siIhouettes
      @siIhouettes 3 роки тому

      opposite ends of the month but the same month for me :D april fools child woo

  • @missyyy
    @missyyy 3 роки тому +81

    Faline: Am I supposed to just drop out?- Do people do that-
    Me: Well look at Albert over there! Freaky and all, he somehow became successful :D

    • @missyyy
      @missyyy 3 роки тому +3

      @xxMochiii Samanthaxx ofc they are :)))

  • @NOOBHATESFEET
    @NOOBHATESFEET Рік тому +4

    I can’t believe Patrick Star from SpongeBob made an article about you, congratulations!

  • @DAN1Nflowers
    @DAN1Nflowers 3 роки тому +72

    DID AMBER WRITE THIS??
    *AMBER SECRETLY LOVED FELINE*

  • @CloudyDreamer
    @CloudyDreamer 3 роки тому +481

    When I didn’t know how to pronounce “Axolotl” (Spoiler: I still don’t) I called them ✨Axolattes✨ My friend thought I killed an “Axolotl” and put it in my not existent Latte.

    • @tangerinelovee
      @tangerinelovee 3 роки тому +40

      you pronounce it as ak-so-lo-tle like the "tle" in subtle, turtle, or little. Also I love that ✨Axolattes✨ it sounds fancy!

    • @mlpmlpmlpmlp1
      @mlpmlpmlpmlp1 3 роки тому +10

      i pronounce it as axo lot ols

    • @13_charms64
      @13_charms64 3 роки тому +2

      100th like

    • @heidireyes1289
      @heidireyes1289 3 роки тому +3

      I say "ah-sho-lots" or "ah-ho-lots"! The X is more of a "hhh" sound than a sharp crash sound, at least in Spanish lol

    • @wet_jojo1015
      @wet_jojo1015 3 роки тому +3

      It’s a Nahuatl word. Being Mexican, I respectfully call them a-sho-lo-tle the tle is pronounce in a Spanish accent.

  • @pmmmAMV
    @pmmmAMV 3 роки тому +2

    Perhaps the most entertaining ad read I've ever encountered

  • @krayzeekat7279
    @krayzeekat7279 3 роки тому +170

    Faline: “We are gonna call you guys axolots!”
    Me: *Flashbacks to when I was burning a lot of Axolotls in creative Minecraft*
    “I became the thing I swore to destroy…”

    • @Vixen-debo
      @Vixen-debo 3 роки тому +21

      Ok arson is fun and all but doing it to axolotls?

    • @kalv7444
      @kalv7444 3 роки тому +2

      @I can't think of a name lmaooo

    • @krayzeekat7279
      @krayzeekat7279 3 роки тому +5

      @I can't think of a name ik, no need to remind me :)

    • @krayzeekat7279
      @krayzeekat7279 3 роки тому

      @@Vixen-debo Why not?

    • @AP-oi1wr
      @AP-oi1wr 3 роки тому +4

      WHY DID YOU BURN THEM
      THEY'RE ADORABLE CREATURES
      SO WHYYY

  • @zyladorees
    @zyladorees 3 роки тому +159

    "first of all, ignore how cracked this screen is"
    but i didn't even notice it until u pointed it out 👁👄👁

    • @shim9747
      @shim9747 3 роки тому +4

      i cant even see it when she pointed it out

  • @Plexii_glass
    @Plexii_glass Рік тому +8

    English is my first langauge I only know a bit of sign language from duolino I successfully learned how to say “DIE” and “I’m going to kidnap your family” and I can finally see what my uncle cocia- is saying!

  • @musti9199
    @musti9199 3 роки тому +136

    I laughed so hard at what Patrick wrote, I was wiggling like a worm.

  • @thejabberwocky5884
    @thejabberwocky5884 3 роки тому +86

    I thought this would be an article calling you a depressed teen that needs help or something criticizing you, but it was actually pretty nice. Good job Patrick 👍

  • @jeanneann3545
    @jeanneann3545 3 роки тому +2

    this is my first time actually opening the audio when i watch her video and in very surprised how calming and smooth her voice sound like.
    10/10 would listen to whenever im stressed.

  • @HOUNDOFTARTARUS
    @HOUNDOFTARTARUS 3 роки тому +187

    faline : " finally, i can learn big words and intimidate the english native speakers. "
    me, an aspiring english major : ( confident chuckling )

    • @sushih3302
      @sushih3302 3 роки тому +18

      You: Call an ambulance,
      B u t n o t f o r m e 🔫

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 3 роки тому +3

      Don't do it. It's not worth it unless you want to get a PhD & go into teaching. Even then, you may never get a permanent job. I say this for your own sake. Go into something profitable like programming. Wait scratch that. They'll have machines for that soon. Go for a industry where people will always want human interaction and your degree allows for gatekeeping. Law? Accounting? You get the idea.
      You can write a book in your free time. Don't spend money on English (unless there are jobs exclusive to English majors in your country & enough of them to guarantee that you'll get one.)

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 3 роки тому +2

      HEY, I WANNA MAJOR IN ENGLISH TOO BUT I DONT KNOW HOW COLLEGE WORKS DAMMIT. CAN YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PLS?? Do I need to study science or math while I'm majoring in English? What do you do while majoring in English? 0

    • @HOUNDOFTARTARUS
      @HOUNDOFTARTARUS 3 роки тому +4

      @@wheresdarice3988 I don't know how college works either! 🤷 Mate, I'm barely Faline's age!

    • @wheresdarice3988
      @wheresdarice3988 3 роки тому +3

      @@HOUNDOFTARTARUS SHIT WE'RE BOTH DOOMED

  • @abby-fq3ht
    @abby-fq3ht 3 роки тому +22

    i think most native english speakers here can confirm that faline knows more fancy words than we do

  • @gwenlynn8003
    @gwenlynn8003 3 роки тому +45

    “Infinite knowledge automatically.”
    Why does this sound like something from a horror movie-

  • @sunsets572
    @sunsets572 3 роки тому +47

    Faline is the person everyone wants to be friends with

    • @artemisa657
      @artemisa657 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr- even though our energies would kinda clash, we'd be like awesome friends (if she ever gave me a chance that is lol)

  • @_yukii_4032
    @_yukii_4032 2 роки тому +1

    This is the seventh time this video has been recommended to me. Which means I have watched and rewatched this twenty times.

  • @glacelily863
    @glacelily863 3 роки тому +42

    Patrick just woke up and chose violence with that last point. It was a good second-hand attack for me too

  • @bloom4157
    @bloom4157 3 роки тому +34

    This article better be extremely informative about the extraordinary life of Faline San.

  • @eshanvim.n637
    @eshanvim.n637 2 роки тому +2

    I found her channel yesterday and I can't stop watching her vids. Decided to subscribe today. But the craziest is that the subscriber count when I saw it yesterday was, 715,000 and today it is 718,000🤯 but keep up the good content☺️

  • @needle5681
    @needle5681 3 роки тому +27

    queen has got a sponsor, first step in world domination

  • @samspicious
    @samspicious 3 роки тому +90

    Faline: Axolots are perfect for our community.
    Also Faline: they're cute, funky and ALSO MY MOM IS SCARED OF THEM.
    Ma'am You didn't have to do us like that-

    • @aishah1055
      @aishah1055 3 роки тому +1

      the fact that she lowkey right about us tho--

    • @liasuha878
      @liasuha878 3 роки тому

      Shes not wrong,imagine 500k ppl in her house,what would u feel abt that

    • @samspicious
      @samspicious 3 роки тому

      @I can't think of a name certainly

    • @kamaldas2376
      @kamaldas2376 3 роки тому

      @@liasuha878 Well it's now 638k ppl

  • @wyvernsatlas8851
    @wyvernsatlas8851 3 роки тому +5

    Honestly, one of the most entertaining sponsorship ads I've seen.

  • @emanoelle6686
    @emanoelle6686 3 роки тому +33

    Faline: P i s s
    Me: She is speaking the language of gods

  • @gabrieltopam7129
    @gabrieltopam7129 3 роки тому +131

    "Its a special link"
    Yeah, why?
    "For special people"
    Oh, ok
    "Cuz you are special"
    * Mental illness noises *
    "This is a threat"
    (°o•) oh no
    * Procceeds to T-pose for dominance asserting *

  • @Somebodythatoverthinks
    @Somebodythatoverthinks 3 роки тому +1

    Dude not gonna lie I saw this girls one video thought she was crazy so I subbed did not see her in my feeds for forever and now this crazy girl is back I didn't know I needed this wtf!!!

  • @hiyapareek5331
    @hiyapareek5331 3 роки тому +40

    subscribing to her and watching her videos is like entering a fandom there are inside jokes, references, nice people, fanart, merch coming soon its awesome

  • @sky_1095
    @sky_1095 3 роки тому +27

    That was the most convincing and interesting sponsor I've heard.

  • @baby_dino4737
    @baby_dino4737 3 роки тому +1

    "and *all* of you are special; this is a threat"

  • @aliciajustien5881
    @aliciajustien5881 3 роки тому +31

    "Subscribers will likely wonder if she has a boyfriend"
    Me: ...oh... am I supposed to..?

  • @xiaokins
    @xiaokins 3 роки тому +15

    im proud of faline for how far she’s come

  • @sarahriyaz2716
    @sarahriyaz2716 3 роки тому +2

    Her voice is so soft. I love it