Honest Trailers | The Shining

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  • @Missandra1
    @Missandra1 5 років тому +2015

    "Based on a Stephen King novel Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash."
    - Died Laughing XD

    • @Omerkosar
      @Omerkosar 4 роки тому +2

      Bu kanalda türk gormek guzel :D

    • @Missandra1
      @Missandra1 4 роки тому +2

      @@Omerkosar Stanley Kubrick gibi Türkler 😂

    • @VanSwagger
      @VanSwagger 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah, I've been reading the book now. Kubrick took like the very thin plot of the novel and threw everything else out.
      It's funny because they used the movie in Ready Player one, a book I enjoyed which the director also disregarded everything but the basic story

    • @claudiav5638
      @claudiav5638 4 роки тому +13

      @@VanSwagger did you like it? the shining is easily one of the best books I've ever read and honestly I hate how the movie ruined it

    • @teekay851
      @teekay851 4 роки тому +1

      @Seth Organ *whoosh*

  • @BeatlesCentricUniverse
    @BeatlesCentricUniverse 5 років тому +2175

    "There's Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick." LOL

  • @phickauro
    @phickauro 5 років тому +1507

    "All work and no play make Homer something something."
    "Go crazy?"
    "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 років тому +97

      The Simpsons version is:
      "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something"
      "Go Crazy?"
      "Don't Mind If I Do! BLLLAARRRGGHH!!!"

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 5 років тому +62

      @@margarethmichelina5146 "Give me the bat, Marge. Give me that bat. Give me the bat-boo-boo! Hahaha! Scaredy Cat. Bleaaghh! (looks in mirror) AHHHH!"

    • @stefancorriveau6353
      @stefancorriveau6353 5 років тому +47

      @@rdphoenix07 (Marge puts Homer in cold storage) "You stay here until you're no longer insane. Hmm, chili would be good tonight !"

    • @solidsteelcobra
      @solidsteelcobra 5 років тому +29

      Can’t murder now, eating.

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 5 років тому +19

      Urge to kill, rising

  • @hunterdamajikk8639
    @hunterdamajikk8639 3 роки тому +315

    I laughed way too hard when he said “A psychic talent that’s kinda useless if he couldn’t see this coming” and it just shows him getting axed😂

    • @xanderpacini263
      @xanderpacini263 2 роки тому +19

      Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? Thats like dying twice.

    • @12345fowler
      @12345fowler 2 роки тому +6

      Check your snowcats guys

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Рік тому +4

      Also "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort."

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 5 років тому +246

    "Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick."
    That was GOLD!

  • @bambro1349
    @bambro1349 5 років тому +2094

    You get a like simply for "cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort"

    • @arik_dev
      @arik_dev 5 років тому +94

      Elevator, is bleeding. Don't give a fuck if I lose my life freezing.

    • @Zayr0
      @Zayr0 5 років тому +14

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 5 років тому +9

      I can't think of what (song?) that bit parodies.

    • @bambro1349
      @bambro1349 5 років тому +7

      @@jimb.7523 cut my life into pieces

    • @MegaCityGhost
      @MegaCityGhost 5 років тому +26

      @@jimb.7523 Papa Roach - Last Resort

  • @xpixel2137
    @xpixel2137 5 років тому +1929

    Fun fact: One of the creepy twins (the one on the left) was my biology teacher last year.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 5 років тому +127

      xPixel that’s awesome

    • @vishallondhe7298
      @vishallondhe7298 5 років тому +51

      which university

    • @1pdigit
      @1pdigit 5 років тому +205

      Awfully strange considering the kid that played Danny in the movie, Danny Lloyd(IRL), is a professor of biology at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Also the one on the right, Louise, is the one who became a microbiologist. Where exactly does she teach?

    • @xpixel2137
      @xpixel2137 5 років тому +74

      The Gaming Hill Dame Alice Owens school in England

    • @bostonphotographer20
      @bostonphotographer20 5 років тому +281

      "Come study with me, xPixel. We can study forever...and ever...and ever."

  • @marcanthonyvbacunawa
    @marcanthonyvbacunawa 5 років тому +388

    "Imagine this came out today, 100% chance this trailer has a weird minor-key version of "Let It Snow"."
    So true.

    • @Motownsports89
      @Motownsports89 5 років тому +41

      And they would probably start the movie with him chasing Danny outside in the maze then cut to "three days earlier" or something

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 5 років тому +24

      And that far overused "BWONG!" Inception sound interspersed.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 5 років тому +10

      @@NefariousKoel yep, every time Jack appeared on screen during the axe chase would have that eardrum rattling BWONG

    • @JokerL1000
      @JokerL1000 5 років тому +1

      Boys to men version lol

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 5 років тому +2

      With unnecessary jumpscare with no music

  • @waldir-x3z
    @waldir-x3z 5 років тому +511

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" was just too good

  • @sevand6441
    @sevand6441 5 років тому +605

    Pretty pretty pretty pleeeaaaaseeee do an honest trailer for Silence Of The Lambs

  • @KobeSte7
    @KobeSte7 5 років тому +266

    "Cut my wife into pieces" that line nearly killed me with laughter lol

    • @gagecole3398
      @gagecole3398 5 років тому

      KobeSte7 What song is that tune from?

    • @chickduong
      @chickduong 5 років тому

      @@gagecole3398 Last resort .

    • @libra-beats
      @libra-beats 5 років тому

      Gage Cole last resort by papa roach

    • @c.b.5535
      @c.b.5535 5 років тому

      I just want to know which one of them listens to papa roach

    • @KobeSte7
      @KobeSte7 5 років тому

      @@gagecole3398 Last Resort by Papa Roach

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven 5 років тому +517

    "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort". I'll admit, that was brilliant, screen junkie

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 5 років тому +720

    The plot to this movie: seasonal affective disorder.

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 5 років тому +306

    "..coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." 😂😂😂💀

    • @AngieEnz84
      @AngieEnz84 3 роки тому +1

      I also loved "So a nice Motel 6."

  • @tylermoore3063
    @tylermoore3063 5 років тому +60

    This just goes to show that even if you love a movie, you can still have a good laugh joking about it. I love this film but this was one of my favorites you guys have done!

  • @keriley2
    @keriley2 5 років тому +489

    Great, now I want a “So I Married An Axe Murderer” Honest Trailer.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 5 років тому +1

      This x10.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 5 років тому +13

      We’ve got a piper down! The piper is down!

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 5 років тому +19

      Starring "the same Scottish accent Mike Myers does in all his movies."

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 5 років тому +1

      @@lanceturley7745 Was the first time I recall him doing it in a movie. Was hilarious.

    • @danielpratt1970
      @danielpratt1970 5 років тому +1

      ERMAGERD yes.

  • @alexcallahan6747
    @alexcallahan6747 5 років тому +534

    Say: “You want to hear a joke, MurRAY?”

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 5 років тому +680

    Say: “Hmm, that’s odd... the blood usually gets out on the 3rd floor.

    • @sunnder0
      @sunnder0 5 років тому +7

      Its second floor

    • @arp1345
      @arp1345 4 роки тому +5

      This was the site of blood rituals, an ancient Indian burial ground, and 5 John Denver Christmas specials

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 роки тому +5

      Now whenever Scatman Crothers fails to foresee the ax to his chest, I hear him saying in Willy's voice, "Ach, I'm not good at this." God bless The Simpsons and their Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 роки тому +3

      @@bighuge1060 at least Willie was axed in the back... Which was a running thing for all three of the storylines that Halloween.

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 4 роки тому

      @@arp1345 Ewww, John Denver

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 5 років тому +303

    2:08 Jack Nicholson should have replied with "Hey hungry, I'm dad."
    😏

    • @patrickstiadle3857
      @patrickstiadle3857 4 роки тому +12

      True--I guess it came out in 1980, but it really is your standard "That-70s-Dad-joke"

    • @kudzijamesrusike
      @kudzijamesrusike 4 роки тому +4

      "Why did you name me this way? Why Why Why..."

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 3 роки тому

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that

  • @feslenraster
    @feslenraster 4 роки тому +54

    It's scarier when you realize eventually he's the Joker from the first Batman movie.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 років тому +1819

    Honest trailer for Us
    Not the movie, the comments section

    • @kamali2593
      @kamali2593 5 років тому +25

      Good idea, but I still would love an honest trailer for this movie

    • @nimigeorge8089
      @nimigeorge8089 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @Troyissexy
      @Troyissexy 5 років тому +11

      You'll get us all killed, don't you understand, your a mad man

    • @posiepie6613
      @posiepie6613 5 років тому +2

      Both!

    • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
      @JohnSmith-bn5mi 5 років тому +7

      Starring: The entire transcript of the episode we all just watched.

  • @smileyman1721
    @smileyman1721 5 років тому +219

    Say, "I'm sorry, psycho murderers isn't covered on our life insurance policy."

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 5 років тому +444

    "So, like a nice Motel 6"
    Not inaccurate...

  • @zackborglund2498
    @zackborglund2498 5 років тому +293

    I wonder how many people under age 30 realize that "Here's Johnny!" is a reference to Ed McMahon introducing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show...

    • @kylawawa
      @kylawawa 5 років тому +18

      I do. I'm 17.

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 5 років тому +29

      I've heard that quote many times. And just now watching the movie I realized, "Wait, his name's Jack. This must be some reference." And I'm under 30, and I'm not from the US, so thanks for clearing that up.

    • @OrphanedZombie
      @OrphanedZombie 5 років тому +2

      I do. I'm 22.

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 5 років тому +1

      Probably not many.

    • @oAldanitao
      @oAldanitao 5 років тому +4

      I do not, because i'm from Argentina and no One knows Johnny!

  • @stevendog40
    @stevendog40 5 років тому +124

    soon as he said "wendy's abuser.." I knew exactly who he was gonna say

  • @jwallE93
    @jwallE93 5 років тому +250

    This really is a movie about procrastination.

  • @Tulf42
    @Tulf42 5 років тому +300

    Best bit of this honest trailer: putting Homer Simpson at the end of the "Here's Johnny" parody compilation

  • @dbrowdy
    @dbrowdy 5 років тому +58

    That was probably the best "Starring..." section in any Honest Trailer I've ever seen.
    Also, movie trailer voice doing Jack Nicholson was awesome.

  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun 5 років тому +188

    I was half expecting a "Heeeeere's M.I.R.V.!" but who even really remembers "The Abyss" anyway.

  • @kevineightnine6117
    @kevineightnine6117 4 роки тому +254

    “Either a masterclass of building tension, or... kinda boring” LMAO SOMEONE SAY IT

    • @clifftheplanteddvd6330
      @clifftheplanteddvd6330 4 роки тому +12

      Its a masterclass of tension

    • @blakepalmer3091
      @blakepalmer3091 4 роки тому +9

      No kidding it’s so boring

    • @huubhuijbens8816
      @huubhuijbens8816 4 роки тому +15

      Personally I don´t get the criticism of boring and to long, I had a good sleep in the middle and saw a great film full of tension!

    • @shubham2076
      @shubham2076 4 роки тому +7

      😂👍 "its old Hollywood movie made by influential director starring a list actors it has to be good" this thing has made so much old boring movies geeting a masterpiece tag

    • @davidpower7874
      @davidpower7874 3 роки тому +3

      OK, you asked someone to say it so here it is....... IT.

  • @lls3676
    @lls3676 5 років тому +194

    "The Overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground with a long history of murder. So like a nice Motel 6." 😄

    • @BruceWayne-zj1kw
      @BruceWayne-zj1kw 5 років тому

      How woke

    • @FixerRC-
      @FixerRC- 5 років тому

      The Overlook is actually based on an haunted hotel called The Stanley Hotel.

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 5 років тому +4

      It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and has been the setting of witch burnings, Satantic rituals, and five John Denver Christmas Specials.

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 5 років тому

      or a biger poltergeist house

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 5 років тому +113

    Please say, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

    • @chiefscheider
      @chiefscheider 5 років тому +4

      Consider changing your first name to Franken

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun 5 років тому +135

    Those were some top-tier puns during the "Starring" segment.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 5 років тому

      "Yeah, I think your definition of word play might be too forgiving."

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup 5 років тому +66

    Please say: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 роки тому

      Terminator 2 yes bring it on.

  • @Jijijijijij5
    @Jijijijijij5 5 років тому +169

    "In the book is a loving family man."
    I mean, I guess as much of a loving family man that an abusive drunk can be? Also, the dark history of the hotel is given to him during the job interview in the book as well. Just saying.

    • @amarantine1323
      @amarantine1323 4 роки тому +56

      I'm not defending his actions, but in the book i feel like its better getting across that Jack was trying really hard to be better and had a ton of self loathing. That doesn't excuse anything, but I think book Jack struggled way more to control his anger and film Jack barely tried at all.

    • @bunny-ra666it
      @bunny-ra666it 4 роки тому +23

      amarantine1323 and I’m pretty sure in the book he was sober, or at least trying to be sober until he learned more and more about the hotel

    • @MegaCOOLBUG
      @MegaCOOLBUG 3 роки тому +6

      In the book he was absolutely not abusive- he loved both Wendy and especially Danny too. He was a recovering alcoholic that (until his last breath) tried to fight his demons...

  • @gutz3115
    @gutz3115 5 років тому +124

    Everyone grows out of their Nostalgia Critic phase and their cinemasins phase... but I will always love honest trailers

    • @brianvogel3649
      @brianvogel3649 5 років тому +6

      Very true once I found RedLetterMedia

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 5 років тому +4

      Brian Vogel Most real and genuine film channel right now

    • @alexdelsocorro781
      @alexdelsocorro781 5 років тому +5

      Brian Vogel Jesus Christ if that ain’t the most truest statement I’ve ever heard. I was introduced to the RLM gang through the nostalgia critic. It’s safe to say that I never returned to that hack.

    • @jarrettpennington4579
      @jarrettpennington4579 5 років тому +4

      Nostalgia Critic really went down hill the last couple of years. Now his stuff is kinda hit or miss.

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 5 років тому +2

      @@FUCKINGENIOUS Meh, he's a solid editor and is pretty funny when he riffs by himself, but I think he got too caught up in the clipless reviews and skits over time.

  • @tcu1099
    @tcu1099 5 років тому +13

    Dude the score for this was SUPER GOOD! Also, they did kinda shred my favorite movie into pieces and made me question my life, but top notch work, y'all!

  • @angelrios5897
    @angelrios5897 5 років тому +119

    “Jack Nicholtorrence”
    😂

  • @keeppedaling
    @keeppedaling 3 роки тому +8

    "Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice" 😆👏🏼😂 3:15

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 5 років тому +82

    "Journey to the overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground. With a long history of murder. So like a nice motel 6"
    Omg.. xD

  • @Fattrac
    @Fattrac 5 років тому +9

    Wow, perfect timing Screen Junkies. Just watched this 2 nights ago. The Honest Trailer was pure gold as always. Keep up the great work!

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio 5 років тому +192

    Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 5 років тому +7

      🎶 *NOW THE PHOENICIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!* 🎶

    • @TheNamekianClown
      @TheNamekianClown 5 років тому +3

      As Jeremy Irons or Judi Dench?

    • @Storming360
      @Storming360 5 років тому +1

      Also thanks romans for murdering them to last men.

    • @mlovecraftr
      @mlovecraftr 5 років тому +1

      +

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 5 років тому

      Thanks, Dame Judy Dench!!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +301

    Please say: Here's Honest Trailers!

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv 3 роки тому +7

    This has to be my favorite of your videos. I laughed throughout.

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 3 роки тому +7

    This is honestly one of the best Honest Trailers ever made

  • @MotherBra1n
    @MotherBra1n 5 років тому +223

    "Goes crazy over the course of about a week."
    Could be worse, could be Game of Thrones where the main character goes crazy over the course of 30 seconds.

  • @nathansearcey1003
    @nathansearcey1003 5 років тому +65

    Please say and or sing: "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen."

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 5 років тому +2

      "Mr sandman, man me a sand: make it the cutest car door car hook hand"

    • @marcosoto7973
      @marcosoto7973 5 років тому +1

      Mr. Sandman sand me a man; make him so Sandy. The sandiest man.

  • @undergroundman5153
    @undergroundman5153 5 років тому +131

    Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho Honest trailer would be nice

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 років тому +2

      Cameron Bahls that would be very difficult

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 років тому +2

      STARRING:
      Momma's Boy.
      The Main Reason You Saw This Movi- AAAND SHE'S DEAD.
      All the Other Characters You Can't Name. Go On, I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE.
      And... Please, Herrmann, Don't Herrt Her!

  • @PhilosophicalBum21
    @PhilosophicalBum21 5 років тому +5

    The musical references in the Starring Section were so good! :)

  • @shapeloomis9975
    @shapeloomis9975 4 роки тому +8

    Maximum Overdrive is one of the greatest unintentional comedic horror gifts of all time! It's impossible to watch without laughing.

  • @112yoda
    @112yoda 5 років тому +7

    Well done Screen Junkies this is one of your best honest trailers ever

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 5 років тому +17

    "Based on the Stephen King book that Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash"... amazing that they could sum it up in one sentence.

  • @Martin_F1
    @Martin_F1 5 років тому +29

    Absolutely lost it at the start of, "Starring..." 😂😂😂

    • @akirebara
      @akirebara 5 років тому +3

      It brought me back to my childhood. I started singing the song.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 5 років тому +23

    "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
    - Homer Simpson, _The Shinning_

    • @COA47
      @COA47 4 роки тому +3

      Bart: You mean SHINING
      Willie: Shhh, wanna get sued?

  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 4 роки тому +1

    Groundskeeper Chilly... yes, so glad you made that reference, we all remember that Simpsons episode.

  • @wenaldinhola9439
    @wenaldinhola9439 5 років тому +52

    So, an honest trailers for the shining comes out, just after I finish watching the shining for the first time? What is this sorcery

    • @Scifisam
      @Scifisam 5 років тому

      Same here. I just checked for a shining honest trailer like 2 days ago because I just watched it for the first time (I assume it's because of Dr Sleep being released soon)

    • @daveboden2656
      @daveboden2656 5 років тому

      so that means you never understood the Simpson's "the shinning?"

    • @wenaldinhola9439
      @wenaldinhola9439 5 років тому +4

      @@daveboden2656 I knew about some things but beyond the 'come play with us' girls and 'it's Johnny' I didn't understand any references

    • @magnusfundal1970
      @magnusfundal1970 5 років тому +1

      What is this new devilry?

    • @JP-ve7or
      @JP-ve7or 4 роки тому

      Did you watch it on the same device you use for UA-cam? Algorithms be watching too LOL

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 5 років тому +50

    "OH NO! NOT TUESDAY!"
    -James Rolfe, 2007

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 років тому +59

    Please say: "This town needs an enema."

  • @MissGreenAgain
    @MissGreenAgain 5 років тому +29

    "David LETTERMAN!"
    "Hi David, I'm Grampa!"
    "D'OH!"

  • @Junius
    @Junius 3 роки тому +4

    @ 2:38 when the narrator takes on Jack Nicholson's voice, spectacular. You kinda have to really listen to hear this.

  • @darrylaz3570
    @darrylaz3570 5 років тому +23

    0:57 no "stares" music? Missed opportunity!

  • @sasamichan
    @sasamichan 5 років тому +12

    Now I want to see you do "So I Married an Axe Murderer" and then call it "The Shining"

  • @Sawbucks88
    @Sawbucks88 5 років тому +56

    Ok, so...maybe do an actual “So I Married An Axe Murderer” honest trailer next, please?

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 5 років тому +2

      YES please

    • @sanwayzar
      @sanwayzar 5 років тому

      "Harriet, sweet Harriet,"

  • @MatthewWarnerVA
    @MatthewWarnerVA 5 років тому +33

    Would like to see an honest trailer for 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.

  • @chawndel8279
    @chawndel8279 5 років тому +219

    And yet it's drastically better than the version Steven King did starring Steven Webber.

    • @metro121482
      @metro121482 5 років тому +26

      And yet that is really a matter of opinion, not fact.

    • @okilfeathermusic
      @okilfeathermusic 5 років тому +65

      @@metro121482 so it goes in art, though the opinion that a cheapass miniseries produced by a good novelist with a poor track record in film and starring the dude from Wings comes anywhere close to the work one of cinema's great masters is fanciful, to put it mildly.

    • @darthtrip7188
      @darthtrip7188 5 років тому +26

      True, but the Novel by Stephen King is better than BOTH !

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 роки тому +6

      I like to imagine the teleplay for The Shining miniseries being directed with the atmosphere and scale of Kubrick's movie.

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 4 роки тому +7

      @@metro121482 If you think that the Stephen King approved version was in any way better, then your opinion is wrong.

  • @mrduckarmada891
    @mrduckarmada891 5 років тому +59

    Say “actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 5 років тому +55

    Say: "I [ insert name ], will wrestle a bear."

    • @JamesCub88
      @JamesCub88 5 років тому +10

      you he will literally say "insert a name"

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 5 років тому +2

      I Claudius, will wrestle a bear

  • @howdyhowdyhelga
    @howdyhowdyhelga 5 років тому +49

    ngl, wendy was such a better character in the book
    she actually *uses* the knife on jack

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 4 роки тому +3

      She did bruise his hand a bit in the movie with the knife. How far did she go in the novel?

    • @salmond234
      @salmond234 4 роки тому +4

      @@akiraigarashi2874 She actually stabs him, in the lower back, but he carries on attacking her. Albeit a little slowly.

  • @LuckSpinner
    @LuckSpinner Рік тому

    "My Little Tony, Friendship Is Magic" got me gigglin' 😆👍

  • @inspirationonline281
    @inspirationonline281 4 роки тому +10

    "Let it snow" ... nearly killed me :)

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 5 років тому +16

    Please say: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 5 років тому +19

    *MORAL OF THE STORY: Always check your Snowcat, kids!*

  • @Thamburan.
    @Thamburan. 5 років тому +38

    HONEST TRAILER FOR THE GODFATHER TRILOGY !!!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 років тому

      STARRING: James Caan as "Wait, there's a second movie?? Goddammit!"

  • @munenemathenge8085
    @munenemathenge8085 4 роки тому +2

    "Guy got an ax to the chest after flying coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." I'm dead.

  • @collinblackwell3259
    @collinblackwell3259 5 років тому +3

    Okay the "starring" section for this one was ON POINT

  • @WWEbestintheworld
    @WWEbestintheworld 5 років тому +36

    Please say "No TV and no beer make homer go crazy"

    • @xmoore5659
      @xmoore5659 5 років тому +8

      "No TV and no beer make Homer go something, something."

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 5 років тому +8

      @@xmoore5659 Go crazy?

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r 5 років тому +10

      @@brandynrivas591 Don't mind if I do! 🤪🪓

    • @Omega_X_Factor
      @Omega_X_Factor 5 років тому +1

      He said that at the end.

    • @WWEbestintheworld
      @WWEbestintheworld 5 років тому

      @@Omega_X_Factor he almost said it , because it was a mix between the Jack and the Homer version

  • @etherealcereal4532
    @etherealcereal4532 4 роки тому +28

    1:53 I laughed at this for three minutes straight, repeating "JACK NICKELTORRANCE" Not even lying
    Edit: Please do an honest trailer for Midsommar.

  • @nicholasmwangangi6257
    @nicholasmwangangi6257 5 років тому +41

    Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort
    best song ever

    • @narcissus79
      @narcissus79 5 років тому +8

      Cut my wife in to pieces, this is my last divorce!
      Cut my frog in to pieces, this is my lab report!

  • @davidsask
    @davidsask 5 років тому

    This is one of your funniest in while. Thank-you

  • @makingglitches1856
    @makingglitches1856 3 роки тому +1

    Just a dad is killed by the wrong choice of jacket lol

  • @czebinatorm
    @czebinatorm 5 років тому +7

    Honestly, I had the exact same reaction to the Wednesday jump scare when I first watched the movie.

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 5 років тому +11

    "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort." OMG, I lost it! X>D

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 5 років тому

      I liked the pop music lyrics for Starring, fun idea Screen Junkies. Also liked them mixing up the formula by imagining what a real trailer would be like.

  • @stormdaboo
    @stormdaboo 5 років тому +6

    PLEEEEAAASSEE do FIREFLY/SERENITY!! I'm on my knees! If I can do anything while I'm down here to convince you let me know!

  • @hrose62
    @hrose62 4 роки тому +4

    "A warning on staying in the bath too long or the importance of snow cat maintenance" 😂😂

  • @mahmamia5100
    @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +1

    "Sir, this is a Wendy"
    Brilliant. My favorite.

  • @meryeme-mery8109
    @meryeme-mery8109 5 років тому +4

    I waited for .... ever since honest trailers started, now i can die in peace

  • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
    @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 5 років тому +10

    I love this so much!!!!! The Shining has always been my favorite! Next you should do Doctor Sleep!

  • @firstnamelastname-ye4rf
    @firstnamelastname-ye4rf 5 років тому +9

    You know you're scores iconic when you make Wednesday scary

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 5 років тому +15

    Groundskeeper Willy: You've got THE SHINNING!!

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 5 років тому

      You mean Shining.

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 5 років тому

      @@NobodyC13 nope I mean the shinning
      ua-cam.com/video/Kddzyds4fGo/v-deo.html

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 роки тому

      @@NobodyC13 Ssssh, you want to get sued?

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 4 роки тому

      @@JohnGardnerAlhadis Thank you for getting the bit right.

  • @intense79nick
    @intense79nick 3 роки тому +1

    Not only did he fly from Miami to Denver, he then had to drive like 6 hours in the snow.

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 5 років тому +6

    1:50
    "So like a nice motel 6."
    Honest trailer guy is DEFINITELY invited to the cookout, just bring the meat and sauce

  • @valeriecothran8416
    @valeriecothran8416 5 років тому +55

    Yep, Stanley Kubrick terrorized Shelley Duvall for this movie and left her actually crazy.

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, Kubric was fucking dick. He did shit to people on pretty much every film he worked on. On _A Clockwork Orange_ he gave Alex DeLarge a pet snake even though he didn't have one in the book just because Malcolm McDowell was afraid of them and also scratched up McDowell's eyes pretty bad during the Ludovico technique scenes even when he was saying that it was hurting.
      Brilliant fucking filmmaker.
      Total fucking asshole.

    • @arthurcdamage4616
      @arthurcdamage4616 5 років тому +19

      Sad that she had to suffer for his art.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 5 років тому +3

      Worth it for this masterpiece.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 5 років тому +12

      @@Nikenik2001 my dude that's a fucked up thing to say about a woman who was physically and emotionally abused on set until she had to take time off to recuperate just so a dude could make a movie.

    • @cgbleak
      @cgbleak 5 років тому

      She got better.

  • @MarisuSedai
    @MarisuSedai 5 років тому +25

    Please say: “Taking one last look, sir. At my friends.”

  • @shabnomnom
    @shabnomnom 5 років тому

    that "starring" bit was *chef's kiss*

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 5 років тому +80

    Stephan King called this movie a Cadillac with no engine, nice to look at it but goes nowhere.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf 5 років тому +58

      Then he produced his own TV mini series of it, which has neither an engine nor the looks of a Cadillac.

    • @skywarp1470
      @skywarp1470 4 роки тому +15

      DreamyWolf And he wrote a book that was better than both combined.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf 4 роки тому +11

      @@skywarp1470 Nobody here denies the greatness of the book.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 роки тому +2

      @@DreamyWoIf The miniseries had an engine but it was housed inside the body of a Yugo and driven by someone who could never get the car out of first gear.
      In my humble opinion, the miniseries could have been great if not for some casting choices (the ghosts came off super-cartoonish, Danny was basically cheeks, teeth and a stuffy nose, and Jack and Wendy had little chemistry), the locations dwarfed by Kubrick's movie giving the miniseries a "budget" feel (even though it was the actual hotel King used in his novel) and a director who is not an effective horror movie director (despite his past King filmography). The miniseries could have been cut down to Kubrick's running time and the story would have made an excellent movie. I still hope someone takes on this novel again for the big screen, notes what worked for the film and miniseries, and fashions the best version of the novel yet.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 роки тому

      PS And a 20 year old Tony dangling from wires needs to go. If i remember correctly, Tony was always far enough away from Danny that he could never make out Tony's features. That beats a finger and a guy on wires in my book.

  • @yanshero42
    @yanshero42 5 років тому +4

    "Cut my wife into pieces" and "my little tony" completely wrecked me, genius!!!

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 5 років тому +30

    “Let it snow, let’s it snow, in a weird minor”

  • @sammyhoffman4812
    @sammyhoffman4812 5 років тому +51

    I’m a simple man. I see “Honest Trailers: The Shining” and I click

    • @battleborn1055
      @battleborn1055 5 років тому +5

      No one cares how simple you are

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 5 років тому

      you should watch Dead Meat covering this movie too

    • @giorgioguolo7196
      @giorgioguolo7196 5 років тому +1

      Battle Born what a killjoy

    • @masterYoshimistsu
      @masterYoshimistsu 5 років тому +5

      I'm a simple Trailer. I see "Honest Shining: The Click" and I man

  • @SpaceMonkey033
    @SpaceMonkey033 5 років тому +1

    watching the Shining and actually paying attention will fuck you up for a day or two, Kubrick uses all these jedi mindfuck tricks with his directing to make you feel uneasy

  • @thecalmcharismatic
    @thecalmcharismatic 11 годин тому

    Oh my dear new friend. I have been on a bit of a "shining theory" binge. Its a deep, vapid rabbithole. I must say that this hilariously ends that chapter for me😅 this and Cornpone Flicks video on the theorys and lack of.
    Your wordplay is amazing( nickletorrance) Thank you !