The 100 Dockyard UK - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 332
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100 Dockyards....
And still no bitches
100 Dockyards
The west...
Billions will sail
What could possibly go wrong
Builds over 100 dockyards - fails to stop a naval invasion of Gibraltar, fails to stop transfer of units to Africa, gets sealioned, draws American fleet to Europe where it gets mauled. Perfection.
It was fucking beautiful to watch. Whoever wrote this one must have been on something man.
The subversion of this script is something else man, Rian Johnson and J.J Abrams would be proud
@@LaifuHaiku
M Night Chamberpot: NO! THAT'S MY SHTICK!
Being sealioned with 100 dockyards is honestly criminal. You should go to Hoi4 prison for that
Not even the dumbest thing Flabious have done in a hoi4 session
hoi4 is already prison enough
I mean I wasn't playing the game so I can't really say much, but apparently their navy intercepted the invasion and it still landed? Was that a bug or just a skill issue?
As golden once said
"Mayeb you're just cut out for Hoi. Go play valorant, maybe league of legends is more your speed"
Shit you spoiled me
Flavious casually gaslighting the allies about navy making the USA to not focus navy and then lose the naval war is gold
erm its flavious🤓
@@hornet370 Not anymore it's not
the title card says it all
>100 dockyards
>us forgot to build nuclear reactors
>allies forgot about el-alamein
100 dockyards
Ah, yes, we can read
"This was supposedly going to win the Allies the navy war"
Well that seems so obvious that the fact you wrote this out can only mean a Titanic level naval disaster.
Willhelm gusloff level*
Amazing what adding or taking out a single word can change the entire implication of a sentence.
UK - builds 100 dockyards
Axis - Another fine addition to my collection.
Bo: *Plays Mexico in a game.*
The rest of the lobby: "Oh wait, you're serious. Let us laugh even harder".
Almost as chaotic as that time Bo played Brazil in a MP game a few years ago.
VICTORY PLAN BABY
Yeah I wonder what’s the rate of Bo being on Brazil or Mexico and the Allies throwing super hard.
100 Dockyard UK, gets sealioned, gave all the Dockyards to the axis, loses the naval war as hard as possible
UK: Hundred Dockyard build let's go
AXIS: Thanks for the Dockyards
USA: Manhattan Project? Never heard of it.
The AXIS: Coastal Garrisons? Nah they won't D-Day.
THEY CANT D DAY
D DAY IS IMPOSSIBLE
I mean, tbf, D-Day with what navy?
@@CrimSkiesstop the dday with what navy too?
9:10 "now we got a 100 dockyard Italy" was a criminally underrated comment
*Invests only in navy*
*Gets navy trapped in the Mediterranean*
Classic.
I think he lost Gibraltar because he had to pull a lot of his very limited garrisons to try to hold Africa since the commonwealth completely dropped the ball multiple times in Egypt and Sudan, but I might be misremembering.
The best part of the entire game was the end where Bo found that the Axis had nothing to fight DDay and still won, truly the game of all time
If that was me I wouldn’t just been like: You know what? F*ck the rules WE’RE GOING TO FRANCE TO OBLITERATE GERMANY FOR NOT HAVING A D-DAY WALL! LETS GO! *Activates the invasion*
what would be interesting is where were the Axis Navy, have they gone too?
The Zoviet back couldn't carry any harder, and eventually snapped.
Got his back broke like in the dark knight rises
@@goldenfiberwheat238 real
It’s not too hard when you pull every single unit in Europe to the East due to Allied naval and air blunders.
As Sunak would say "the plan is working" 2:00
"Labour have no plan to hold El-Alamein"
@@jackw1901starmer: Labour have a sensible and moderate plan to blow the Suez
"The Leader of the Labour Party stood there 5 years ago when Jeremy Corbyn said he never wanted to keep El Alamein."
the 100 dockyard UK lasted about as long as Lizz Truss
Losing the game to the ruleset has got to be like the worst feeling ever, the only thing worse then that is going full in on navy and then losing every strategic battle, i mean, thatd be crazy
They couldn’t win even if they dday’d
that was just some bo copium
The fact that soviets capped meant they could instantly send everything to d day. The rule is there for a reason, its because theres no point in dragging out a futile game
@@skanderbeg152 We've had multiple games where the USSR capitulated a week after D-Day and the Allies still ended up winning. Late game with nukes the and having won the air war, the Allies are monsters even without the USSR. The rule is being changed to allow the Allies to D-Day up to 14 days after the USSR caps. This game the Axis had a maximum of 4.000 aircraft and 25 tanks. The Allies had more than that and it would take the Axis at least 30 days to respond to the D-Day.
The rule was specifically made for if the USSR capitulates before nukes and the Allies just go "We'll wait for nukes and win because we get it first". That wasn't the case here.
@@Bokoen1 fair enough, i believe you.
The problem with "I will go all in on X" seems to awlays fail because at the same game teammates forget about X entirely and also about all other parts of successful game.
>UK builds 100 dockyards
>Axis murders the UK navy with planes
Now where have I seen this before?
Actually, you have not
@@lutskinu1491 *you have
Axis having no Atlantic wall and not getting ddayed is insane
they are lacking the intel ii suppose and also now that the axis captured all the dockyard i would say the the sea for d-day would not be safe
The Axis successfully Sealioned the UK. Where is D-Day going to launch from? Iceland? Newfoundland?
Besides, both the US and UK navies got wrecked, no way that the allies could keep naval supremacy long enough, over a large enough area to do a long distance D-Day and keep it supplied.
@@boosterh1113 It's a game not reality, so just like Japan invading the US West Coast from Japan, they would just launch it directly from the US or Marocco, which they had.
Italian fleet got mauled later on in the video, so they probably had naval supremacy again.
@@HDreamer it's difficult to coordinate travel time for the invasion forces over that long distance, especially if there are raiders. And invasion forces should arrive at once to put as many forces in at the same time to prevent losing one by one
@@equilintogo5378 Sure but with France empty, does it matter?
Can’t believe Dankus is making fun of someone for being sealioned
Tbh he doesn't go 100 dockyard UK
He actually wins the air war
1:19 Mexico turned into Communist ball. Tends to happen when you refuse to hand over Trotsky :P
If the UK built a 100 dockyards and still lost the naval war + got sea lioned, I'd be seriously suspecting a meta gaming traitor
I mean it doesn't really matter how many ships you have if you're under red air
MORE DOCKYARDS
it wouldve worked just needed a couple more dockyards
99% of the uk players stop building dockyards right before they become an invincible naval power
*Ah yes, a naval focus in the World War that cemented the death of the battleship. Genius!*
Bets on it being either Braun or swimmy
Edit: I was wrong
Flavius has had the reputation for doing some stupid decisions in the past in all fairness 😂
10:10 Goring ranting to hitler about the English Channel situation circa 1940
Britain was cooking so hard… until the war started
I actually laughed when I saw the lack of a D-day wall LOL they just knew
I like how this UK's first sentence makes him sound drunk. Which you probably need to be to survive a Bokoen MP session.
1:26 editor made mkstake again.
I can't blame them for having that rule for soviets. Once the soviet threat is dealt with, the Axis powers have no reason to not bring the whole of their now battle hardened armies to Europe. It would become a absolute uphill battle.
UK: look at my big navy build by a 100 dockyards
Axis: So we have the air now? It's hunting time!
6:05 Ahhh yes, the famous Mexican catchphrase "Let'sa go!"
9:53 This is the funniest punchline I've ever goddamn seen.
I was so surprised when the video started and I didn't hear Golden's voice as the UK.
Mentally dominating the Allies
I love the random" look at those schtats" from dankus while sealion was going
Some serious copium from the snake of Denmark there at the end
Surprised this isn't a Bo UK.
Haven't heard allies cope this hard since battle of Avdeevka.
“Trust in the process”
The Allies pulled a Season 8 Game of Thrones when it came to El-Alamein I see.
Flavius really saw the idiotic moves of Golden and Swimmy and said "hold my beer"
2:30 "You have three infantry!" "Muwreenz!!!"
“Down by the docks, that’s the place to be”
All that advantage doesn't matter if your team has a massive intelligence gap XD
I'd love to see all the regulars each have a turn to try out a crazy strategy like this...
I like how long sealion was bottled up and the UK got literally no reinforcements, you can blame him for getting sealioned but that was just criminal on the Allies' part
Bo give credit to Flav, he managed to not kill the game in 41.
How the hell did this go till 46?!
At least Flavius didn’t kind of forget about the iron fleet
Certified HOI 4 in a Nutshell hood classic
The greatest bluff by the axis I have ever witnessed
Uk: 100 Dockyads
Us: Ill civ boosst
Uk: Gets sealioned
Us: Cant build reactors
I wasn’t expecting this to be a flavius UK blunder, but this has to be a golden Germany gambling with no d day wall
When someone says trust the process that how you know you shouldn’t trust the process
I would say “I never said the Axis wasn’t coming, just that they would not come by sea” but this entire video was an exercise in the axis arriving by sea.
That had to have been the worse allies I've ever seen. If not the worst it's definitely up there.
Little did they know he would use 98 of those dockyards to build convoys
This is so comical it's like an alternate history scenario. Like some guy just said "um the germans won because um... britain built ships instead of an army". Actually like The Man in the High Castle type of gameplay
Britain's capitulating handed 100 dockyards to Germany. Jesus.
The best thing is that Axis went full on Soviets and had nothing for d-day Wall lol
Allies got psyopd
Outstanding script Bo, but the lack of comic relief was very noticeable
See the issue is from the sound of flavius in the cirst couple of minutes he was roleplaying as Churchill, and decided to start by drinking his typical daily booze intake
"Yes I have built 100 dockyards. Never said it was for the allies to use"
In the end l remembered that same kind of situation happened earlier. Like finnish ghost divisions in its border.
part 2, I want to see that Spanish invasion
Flavius sounds like the bald russian travel blog guy
UK DOCK MAXXING
i love how at 4:02 the uk navy is like: yeah we lost baiiii
this game was just a complete back and forth with everything.
Nobody:
Me Enacting The Victory Plan and turning Mexico into a Superweapon:
Adorable
Hilarious Vibe
Great Job cutting it off at the End before It actually got Good
Totally Respectable Ruleset
Nice Fun
3:26 not the team four star master roshi laugh
Great video
It's like the game where Germany made Dockyards/subscription xD
The ending is honestly tragic lol
Dankus held off the Japanese really well
Actual title: 100 Dockyards Italy
Oh another episode of Flavius: try not to be a total anchor to your team (impossible)
Flavius has such a nails on chalkboard voice
Flavius will be the new JOKE OF THE BOKEON UNIVERSE😂😂
The cope at the end is wild
BO-COPE-N 1 at the end
Oof that ending hurt me!
Why am I not surprised that the 100 dockyard Britain was brought to us by the same person who gifted us Naval Brazil
Bo was on to the sidelines watching a car crash happen and he couldn't do anything.
He got one town over from dunkirk'ed
Alternative title of the video: "What if Joe Biden led the allies during WW2?"
All man on the eastern line
"what if the allies forgot to d-day"
Fun naval battles tho
I wonder how will be with the Magna Europa mod XD
I'm always confused when a sea lion happens in dover from the south.
There's kind of a sheer fcking cliff in the way.
This is a certified british classic
Not enough dockyards.
Bo should have ransomed Trotsky for civs for the sake of Capitalism
These vudeos hit differensiert when drunk
bo's voice is so ragged it sounds like Nacho Libre on a bootleg dvd, very true to mexico at 7:50
i saw the title card and assumed this was an idiot golden strategy, apologies to golden for thinking he would do this