The 100 Dockyard UK - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  6 місяців тому +1851

    100 Dockyards....

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 6 місяців тому +3615

    Builds over 100 dockyards - fails to stop a naval invasion of Gibraltar, fails to stop transfer of units to Africa, gets sealioned, draws American fleet to Europe where it gets mauled. Perfection.

    • @winowmak3r
      @winowmak3r 6 місяців тому +339

      It was fucking beautiful to watch. Whoever wrote this one must have been on something man.

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 місяців тому +130

      The subversion of this script is something else man, Rian Johnson and J.J Abrams would be proud

    • @RomanianReaver
      @RomanianReaver 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Ozzystrayroo
      M Night Chamberpot: NO! THAT'S MY SHTICK!

    • @99allthetime
      @99allthetime Місяць тому

      Sounds like the good guys won this time around

  • @racklar4367
    @racklar4367 6 місяців тому +4180

    Being sealioned with 100 dockyards is honestly criminal. You should go to Hoi4 prison for that

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 6 місяців тому +189

      Not even the dumbest thing Flabious have done in a hoi4 session

    • @nickb3164
      @nickb3164 6 місяців тому +93

      hoi4 is already prison enough

    • @gengarboi8745
      @gengarboi8745 6 місяців тому +46

      I mean I wasn't playing the game so I can't really say much, but apparently their navy intercepted the invasion and it still landed? Was that a bug or just a skill issue?

    • @AgentPrimus
      @AgentPrimus 6 місяців тому +119

      As golden once said
      "Mayeb you're just cut out for Hoi. Go play valorant, maybe league of legends is more your speed"

    • @martiabellan696
      @martiabellan696 6 місяців тому

      Shit you spoiled me

  • @Oakley_4082
    @Oakley_4082 6 місяців тому +2546

    Flavious casually gaslighting the allies about navy making the USA to not focus navy and then lose the naval war is gold

    • @hornet370
      @hornet370 6 місяців тому +29

      erm its flavious🤓

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 6 місяців тому +40

      @@hornet370 Not anymore it's not

  • @Zwijger
    @Zwijger 6 місяців тому +994

    "This was supposedly going to win the Allies the navy war"
    Well that seems so obvious that the fact you wrote this out can only mean a Titanic level naval disaster.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 6 місяців тому +15

      Willhelm gusloff level*

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 6 місяців тому +5

      Amazing what adding or taking out a single word can change the entire implication of a sentence.

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 6 місяців тому +624

    UK - builds 100 dockyards
    Axis - Another fine addition to my collection.

  • @lordhq1449
    @lordhq1449 6 місяців тому +893

    the title card says it all
    >100 dockyards
    >us forgot to build nuclear reactors
    >allies forgot about el-alamein
    100 dockyards

    • @siritio3553
      @siritio3553 6 місяців тому +1

      Ah, yes, we can read

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 6 місяців тому +301

    100 Dockyard UK, gets sealioned, gave all the Dockyards to the axis, loses the naval war as hard as possible

  • @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
    @ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342 6 місяців тому +240

    UK: Hundred Dockyard build let's go
    AXIS: Thanks for the Dockyards
    USA: Manhattan Project? Never heard of it.
    The AXIS: Coastal Garrisons? Nah they won't D-Day.

    • @LordCybot
      @LordCybot 6 місяців тому +50

      THEY CANT D DAY
      D DAY IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @CrimSkies
      @CrimSkies 6 місяців тому +30

      I mean, tbf, D-Day with what navy?

    • @looke3392
      @looke3392 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@CrimSkiesstop the dday with what navy too?

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 6 місяців тому +596

    Bo: *Plays Mexico in a game.*
    The rest of the lobby: "Oh wait, you're serious. Let us laugh even harder".

    • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
      @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 6 місяців тому +39

      Almost as chaotic as that time Bo played Brazil in a MP game a few years ago.

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy 6 місяців тому +21

      VICTORY PLAN BABY

    • @bigcheese993
      @bigcheese993 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah I wonder what’s the rate of Bo being on Brazil or Mexico and the Allies throwing super hard.

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle 6 місяців тому +123

    9:10 "now we got a 100 dockyard Italy" was a criminally underrated comment

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 6 місяців тому +166

    The best part of the entire game was the end where Bo found that the Axis had nothing to fight DDay and still won, truly the game of all time

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 6 місяців тому

      If that was me I wouldn’t just been like: You know what? F*ck the rules WE’RE GOING TO FRANCE TO OBLITERATE GERMANY FOR NOT HAVING A D-DAY WALL! LETS GO! *Activates the invasion*

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 місяців тому +6

      what would be interesting is where were the Axis Navy, have they gone too?

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 місяців тому +213

    *Invests only in navy*
    *Gets navy trapped in the Mediterranean*
    Classic.

    • @Arthion
      @Arthion 6 місяців тому +3

      I think he lost Gibraltar because he had to pull a lot of his very limited garrisons to try to hold Africa since the commonwealth completely dropped the ball multiple times in Egypt and Sudan, but I might be misremembering.

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 2 місяці тому

      TNO ahh move lmao

  • @Biz_Gaming
    @Biz_Gaming 6 місяців тому +182

    Losing the game to the ruleset has got to be like the worst feeling ever, the only thing worse then that is going full in on navy and then losing every strategic battle, i mean, thatd be crazy

    • @sauron1414
      @sauron1414 6 місяців тому +16

      They couldn’t win even if they dday’d

    • @incognito-px3dz
      @incognito-px3dz 6 місяців тому +17

      that was just some bo copium

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 6 місяців тому +36

      The fact that soviets capped meant they could instantly send everything to d day. The rule is there for a reason, its because theres no point in dragging out a futile game

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  6 місяців тому +125

      @@skanderbeg152 We've had multiple games where the USSR capitulated a week after D-Day and the Allies still ended up winning. Late game with nukes the and having won the air war, the Allies are monsters even without the USSR. The rule is being changed to allow the Allies to D-Day up to 14 days after the USSR caps. This game the Axis had a maximum of 4.000 aircraft and 25 tanks. The Allies had more than that and it would take the Axis at least 30 days to respond to the D-Day.
      The rule was specifically made for if the USSR capitulates before nukes and the Allies just go "We'll wait for nukes and win because we get it first". That wasn't the case here.

    • @skanderbeg152
      @skanderbeg152 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Bokoen1 fair enough, i believe you.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 6 місяців тому +64

    The problem with "I will go all in on X" seems to awlays fail because at the same game teammates forget about X entirely and also about all other parts of successful game.

  • @Alex-xh9wo
    @Alex-xh9wo 6 місяців тому +133

    As Sunak would say "the plan is working" 2:00

    • @jackw1901
      @jackw1901 6 місяців тому +60

      "Labour have no plan to hold El-Alamein"

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jackw1901starmer: Labour have a sensible and moderate plan to blow the Suez

    • @chickenkyiv4999
      @chickenkyiv4999 6 місяців тому +13

      "The Leader of the Labour Party stood there 5 years ago when Jeremy Corbyn said he never wanted to keep El Alamein."

    • @adsads8778
      @adsads8778 6 місяців тому +12

      the 100 dockyard UK lasted about as long as Lizz Truss

  • @youngfreshsandwitch
    @youngfreshsandwitch 6 місяців тому +17

    10:10 Goring ranting to hitler about the English Channel situation circa 1940

  • @Zirtip
    @Zirtip 6 місяців тому +7

    This is so comical it's like an alternate history scenario. Like some guy just said "um the germans won because um... britain built ships instead of an army". Actually like The Man in the High Castle type of gameplay

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 6 місяців тому +94

    Can’t believe Dankus is making fun of someone for being sealioned

    • @Abba_Fan
      @Abba_Fan 6 місяців тому +8

      Tbh he doesn't go 100 dockyard UK

    • @aadityasingh5927
      @aadityasingh5927 6 місяців тому +6

      He actually wins the air war

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 6 місяців тому +92

    Axis having no Atlantic wall and not getting ddayed is insane

    • @Ozzystrayroo
      @Ozzystrayroo 6 місяців тому +8

      they are lacking the intel ii suppose and also now that the axis captured all the dockyard i would say the the sea for d-day would not be safe

    • @boosterh1113
      @boosterh1113 6 місяців тому +35

      The Axis successfully Sealioned the UK. Where is D-Day going to launch from? Iceland? Newfoundland?
      Besides, both the US and UK navies got wrecked, no way that the allies could keep naval supremacy long enough, over a large enough area to do a long distance D-Day and keep it supplied.

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 6 місяців тому +1

      @@boosterh1113 It's a game not reality, so just like Japan invading the US West Coast from Japan, they would just launch it directly from the US or Marocco, which they had.
      Italian fleet got mauled later on in the video, so they probably had naval supremacy again.

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@HDreamer it's difficult to coordinate travel time for the invasion forces over that long distance, especially if there are raiders. And invasion forces should arrive at once to put as many forces in at the same time to prevent losing one by one

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 6 місяців тому

      @@equilintogo5378 Sure but with France empty, does it matter?

  • @s0undwavekiller558
    @s0undwavekiller558 6 місяців тому +57

    >UK builds 100 dockyards
    >Axis murders the UK navy with planes
    Now where have I seen this before?

  • @pacocheung1864
    @pacocheung1864 6 місяців тому +11

    If the UK built a 100 dockyards and still lost the naval war + got sea lioned, I'd be seriously suspecting a meta gaming traitor

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 6 місяців тому +2

      I mean it doesn't really matter how many ships you have if you're under red air

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 6 місяців тому +12

    6:05 Ahhh yes, the famous Mexican catchphrase "Let'sa go!"

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 6 місяців тому +9

    I can't blame them for having that rule for soviets. Once the soviet threat is dealt with, the Axis powers have no reason to not bring the whole of their now battle hardened armies to Europe. It would become a absolute uphill battle.

  • @fogudevstuff
    @fogudevstuff 6 місяців тому +10

    I actually laughed when I saw the lack of a D-day wall LOL they just knew

  • @TheT22463
    @TheT22463 6 місяців тому +43

    MORE DOCKYARDS
    it wouldve worked just needed a couple more dockyards

    • @furinick
      @furinick 6 місяців тому +10

      99% of the uk players stop building dockyards right before they become an invincible naval power

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 6 місяців тому +1

    I would say “I never said the Axis wasn’t coming, just that they would not come by sea” but this entire video was an exercise in the axis arriving by sea.

  • @dimas3829
    @dimas3829 6 місяців тому +4

    Haven't heard allies cope this hard since battle of Avdeevka.

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 6 місяців тому +37

    Bets on it being either Braun or swimmy
    Edit: I was wrong

    • @nicholasevans1139
      @nicholasevans1139 6 місяців тому +9

      Flavius has had the reputation for doing some stupid decisions in the past in all fairness 😂

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo 6 місяців тому +1

    I wasn’t expecting this to be a flavius UK blunder, but this has to be a golden Germany gambling with no d day wall

  • @MrElrondmcbong
    @MrElrondmcbong 6 місяців тому +5

    I love the random" look at those schtats" from dankus while sealion was going

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 місяців тому +27

    *Ah yes, a naval focus in the World War that cemented the death of the battleship. Genius!*

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 6 місяців тому +13

    1:19 Mexico turned into Communist ball. Tends to happen when you refuse to hand over Trotsky :P

  • @Sam-im5tc
    @Sam-im5tc 6 місяців тому +2

    Flavius really saw the idiotic moves of Golden and Swimmy and said "hold my beer"

  • @Otzar987
    @Otzar987 6 місяців тому +13

    Britain was cooking so hard… until the war started

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 6 місяців тому +5

    Some serious copium from the snake of Denmark there at the end

  • @izaakwedgwood9153
    @izaakwedgwood9153 6 місяців тому +3

    See the issue is from the sound of flavius in the cirst couple of minutes he was roleplaying as Churchill, and decided to start by drinking his typical daily booze intake

  • @Calbeck
    @Calbeck 5 місяців тому +2

    95% of Allied players quit just before D-Daying for the win.

  • @damnationdan5253
    @damnationdan5253 6 місяців тому +2

    Literally TNO
    >UK loses fleet in the med and gets sealioned
    >Axis develops nukes faster than the US
    >Russia Caps

  • @cipherskell9638
    @cipherskell9638 6 місяців тому +1

    "Yes I have built 100 dockyards. Never said it was for the allies to use"

  • @DylanDude
    @DylanDude 6 місяців тому +4

    I was so surprised when the video started and I didn't hear Golden's voice as the UK.

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 6 місяців тому +6

    UK: look at my big navy build by a 100 dockyards
    Axis: So we have the air now? It's hunting time!

  • @grumpycato8314
    @grumpycato8314 6 місяців тому +5

    Mentally dominating the Allies

  • @marcksman7896
    @marcksman7896 6 місяців тому +1

    this game was just a complete back and forth with everything.

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence 6 місяців тому +3

    9:53 This is the funniest punchline I've ever goddamn seen.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 6 місяців тому +2

    That had to have been the worse allies I've ever seen. If not the worst it's definitely up there.

  • @siegechamp2295
    @siegechamp2295 6 місяців тому +2

    The greatest bluff by the axis I have ever witnessed

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 6 місяців тому +2

    Outstanding script Bo, but the lack of comic relief was very noticeable

  • @redthegamer12
    @redthegamer12 6 місяців тому +13

    Surprised this isn't a Bo UK.

  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 6 місяців тому +2

    The Allies pulled a Season 8 Game of Thrones when it came to El-Alamein I see.

  • @LazzieMazzie
    @LazzieMazzie 6 місяців тому +1

    i love how at 4:02 the uk navy is like: yeah we lost baiiii

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 6 місяців тому +7

    1:26 editor made mkstake again.

  • @program4215
    @program4215 6 місяців тому +1

    2:30 "You have three infantry!" "Muwreenz!!!"

  • @garretreichenbach7777
    @garretreichenbach7777 6 місяців тому +1

    Man to get cheated out of that victory by like a week is a big oof. Literally could have rolled over the Germans due to no Atlantic wall.

  • @lebozo869
    @lebozo869 6 місяців тому +2

    Certified HOI 4 in a Nutshell hood classic

  • @Analog_Mind47
    @Analog_Mind47 6 місяців тому +2

    BO-COPE-N 1 at the end

  • @KaiserWilhe
    @KaiserWilhe 6 місяців тому

    I like how long sealion was bottled up and the UK got literally no reinforcements, you can blame him for getting sealioned but that was just criminal on the Allies' part

  • @afass.7447
    @afass.7447 6 місяців тому +1

    At least Flavius didn’t kind of forget about the iron fleet

  • @Codyb162
    @Codyb162 6 місяців тому +2

    When someone says trust the process that how you know you shouldn’t trust the process

  • @Flomply
    @Flomply 6 місяців тому +3

    “Trust in the process”

  • @lebendigesgespenst7669
    @lebendigesgespenst7669 6 місяців тому +1

    3:26 not the team four star master roshi laugh

  • @m24213
    @m24213 3 місяці тому

    I think UK forgot the lesson Japan learned in WW2. It takes months to build ships even with good amount on of dockyards, but you can build tons of planes that can bomb the Navy out of existence.

  • @miguelchavez6486
    @miguelchavez6486 6 місяців тому +1

    Honestly… thought this was gonna be a golden or swimmy UK…I was mistaken.

  • @keepingupwithjones9090
    @keepingupwithjones9090 6 місяців тому

    I'd love to see all the regulars each have a turn to try out a crazy strategy like this...

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 6 місяців тому +12

    Bo give credit to Flav, he managed to not kill the game in 41.
    How the hell did this go till 46?!

  • @spiffy8601
    @spiffy8601 6 місяців тому +1

    "what if the allies forgot to d-day"

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 6 місяців тому +2

    UK DOCK MAXXING

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars 6 місяців тому +1

    that is legit the worst allied performance I've ever seen haha

  • @MegaCommander007
    @MegaCommander007 6 місяців тому +1

    All that advantage doesn't matter if your team has a massive intelligence gap XD

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 6 місяців тому

    “Down by the docks, that’s the place to be”

  • @izawa9211
    @izawa9211 6 місяців тому +1

    Uk: 100 Dockyads
    Us: Ill civ boosst
    Uk: Gets sealioned
    Us: Cant build reactors

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 6 місяців тому +2

    The Soviets overreacting to Mexico giving Trotsky asylum status is pretty lore inaccurate I think, the Soviets would try and regain their honor after being embarrassed by a nation that was trife with civil conflict XD

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 6 місяців тому +1

    This is just cursed
    Next will have to do only dockyard Britain

  • @magmanek1508
    @magmanek1508 6 місяців тому

    The best thing is that Axis went full on Soviets and had nothing for d-day Wall lol

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 6 місяців тому +1

    bo's voice is so ragged it sounds like Nacho Libre on a bootleg dvd, very true to mexico at 7:50

  • @holy1to325
    @holy1to325 6 місяців тому

    Little did they know he would use 98 of those dockyards to build convoys

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 6 місяців тому

    Hilarious Vibe
    Great Job cutting it off at the End before It actually got Good
    Totally Respectable Ruleset
    Nice Fun

  • @timmaddoG0766
    @timmaddoG0766 6 місяців тому

    Why am I not surprised that the 100 dockyard Britain was brought to us by the same person who gifted us Naval Brazil

  • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
    @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 6 місяців тому +1

    Not enough dockyards.

  • @ivan55599
    @ivan55599 6 місяців тому +1

    In the end l remembered that same kind of situation happened earlier. Like finnish ghost divisions in its border.

  • @Spacegamer1250
    @Spacegamer1250 6 місяців тому

    Bo was on to the sidelines watching a car crash happen and he couldn't do anything.

  • @GekkeHenkie1313
    @GekkeHenkie1313 6 місяців тому

    The worst thing about it all is that when you travel north from the northpole you travel to the southpole.

  • @Nn-3
    @Nn-3 6 місяців тому

    Britain's capitulating handed 100 dockyards to Germany. Jesus.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 6 місяців тому

    Nobody:
    Me Enacting The Victory Plan and turning Mexico into a Superweapon:
    Adorable

  • @sfctw1
    @sfctw1 6 місяців тому +1

    love it when the good guys win 🥰

  • @vengefulfork7169
    @vengefulfork7169 6 місяців тому +1

    9:08. How did the soviets collapse that bad in the next few months? Romania was basically dead

    • @vayion
      @vayion 6 місяців тому +2

      all the africa shit arrived on the eastern front to just pummel us. Also ran out of convoys, so Romania couldnt be supplied and I lost like 16 tanks because of that

  • @eniu7912
    @eniu7912 3 місяці тому

    the script is getting more crazy day by day

  • @Xeemix
    @Xeemix 6 місяців тому +1

    I know it may not be you thing but I'd love to see you guys do non-hist games

  • @mmacaw528
    @mmacaw528 6 місяців тому +1

    part 2, I want to see that Spanish invasion

  • @KevVIII
    @KevVIII 6 місяців тому +1

    Wait. Sealion and not a Dankus video? Is world ending?!

  • @peter3155
    @peter3155 6 місяців тому

    Flavius sounds like the bald russian travel blog guy

  • @MrLC-cd8ms
    @MrLC-cd8ms 6 місяців тому +1

    Allies got psyopd

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 6 місяців тому +1

    I can't believe this man

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 6 місяців тому

    I'm always confused when a sea lion happens in dover from the south.
    There's kind of a sheer fcking cliff in the way.

  • @nightvid4232
    @nightvid4232 6 місяців тому

    Flavius will be the new JOKE OF THE BOKEON UNIVERSE😂😂

  • @b1indmailman
    @b1indmailman 6 місяців тому +1

    Sees 100 dockyard UK
    It has to be Golden or Swimmy
    Its neither of them.

    • @allyoman
      @allyoman 6 місяців тому

      My exact thought process

  • @aadityasingh5927
    @aadityasingh5927 6 місяців тому

    Dankus held off the Japanese really well

  • @metelmax8597
    @metelmax8597 6 місяців тому

    Oh another episode of Flavius: try not to be a total anchor to your team (impossible)

  • @maddywinters6345
    @maddywinters6345 6 місяців тому

    i saw the title card and assumed this was an idiot golden strategy, apologies to golden for thinking he would do this

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 6 місяців тому +7

    9:40 Imagine throwing away a perfect comeback because “muh rules”.

    • @no-nx3ip
      @no-nx3ip 6 місяців тому +11

      Well then allies would win a lot more and the games would take wayy longer bo’s team just played bad

    • @hmmm9658
      @hmmm9658 6 місяців тому +7

      tbf the entire eastern front would just head west, i still dont think its as free as he said

    • @epicninja2378
      @epicninja2378 6 місяців тому +6

      Well the allies win the majority of the time anyways from what I've seen and that rule makes perfect sense given they don't wanna be having the battle of New York in 1947 and be playing till 6 AM.