Soviet Infantry - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Рік тому +2024

    You've seen some pretty good USSR games from me, here's a really bad one...

  • @noinfo1018
    @noinfo1018 Рік тому +1881

    Never ask:
    A women her age
    A man his salary
    Bo how he got pushed to Moscow after the Germans lost 5000 tanks in france

    • @ahappylictor3214
      @ahappylictor3214 Рік тому

      Once again the soviets eat rocks and the allies once again need to carry them

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 Рік тому +31

      I presumed the Germans went for bargain tanks to maximize productivity
      So while losing troops and experience in France hurt, it wasn't catastrophic.

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 Рік тому +23

      @@glenmcgillivray4707 especially since Bo had zero tanks xd. w/o good tanks he couldnt really punish them for having shitties

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 Рік тому

      Finland is how

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Рік тому +2681

    "No guys infantry only can work!"
    "No guys, naval Germany is a strat, I promise."
    "No guys, it's okay. We don't need Africa!"

    • @BiscuitBattalion
      @BiscuitBattalion Рік тому +144

      No braincell build

    • @SandeaterIV
      @SandeaterIV Рік тому +91

      "No guys, we don't need braincells to win"

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 Рік тому +10

      Well Dankus infantry sov worked

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher Рік тому +36

      @@artos9406 no, nothing dankus do actually works

    • @adrianrichardson5257
      @adrianrichardson5257 Рік тому +5

      ​@@artos9406 dankus has studied his strategies many times.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Рік тому +603

    9:54 The sudden cut from getting dunked on to winning. Snake of Denmark moment.

    • @lebulldog6757
      @lebulldog6757 7 місяців тому +4

      Dunked on ? When he dezoom Germany is non existent

  • @GodSpeedYouCamus
    @GodSpeedYouCamus Рік тому +3170

    Bo doing the historical soviet build, “they’re not going to attack in 41, they’re too weak, who gives a shit about logistics yet” Stalin 1941/ Bokoen 2023

    • @coltpiecemaker
      @coltpiecemaker Рік тому +327

      Lol yep, right down to the boasting that they were never in any real danger of losing at the end.

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Рік тому +39

      @@coltpiecemaker They straight up were not lol

    • @hopin8krzys
      @hopin8krzys Рік тому +224

      Don't forget "We are fucked, but don't tell anybody about it and pretend it's fine"

    • @Mcree114
      @Mcree114 Рік тому +94

      "There's no way they'll attack while still fighting the Western Allies."

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 Рік тому +8

      Truly historical indeed.

  • @vult217
    @vult217 Рік тому +575

    Great sportsmanship from Bo! He saw the Italy LARP going on and decided to LARP as the actual soviets during barbarossa!

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +19

      But then they would have a few actually good tanks.

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Рік тому +295

    USSR: *Doesn't do tanks.*
    The Axis: "This is where the fun begins".

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +616

    If I was Soviet Infantry, had a heart attack and Bokoen was my doctor, I would get another

  • @JoraCorvus
    @JoraCorvus Рік тому +261

    Bo: They wont Barb in 41 with those losses, it would be the stupidest move they could make.
    Kat: And I took that personally!

  • @Michaelonyoutub
    @Michaelonyoutub Рік тому +148

    For the people wondering how they were pushed so much during barb when they lost so much in france, generally there is an africa campaign for the axis where they would be using a lot of those tanks they lost and end up losing a lot of them there to attrition and battle. By not having an africa campaign which they have to funnel a bunch of resources into, both tanks and infantry from other axis nations, they can instead focus everything into one powerful push into the soviets in 1941 before the allies have enough for a dday. I remember a few games have gone like that with france holding well and then later the axis having insane success in barb and surprisingly winning the game. The main weakness of it though is that if the barb fails to completely succeed then allies will eventually dday and the axis wont be able to stop it since they have to garrison the mediterranean, and if the axis lost a bunch of tanks early on, they will struggle to succeed with barb.

    • @jamesohearn2364
      @jamesohearn2364 Рік тому +8

      That just makes me wonder why anybody bothers fighting in Africa.

    • @Thomas-nd2om
      @Thomas-nd2om Рік тому +57

      @@jamesohearn2364 For the Axis it secures their flanks, for the Allies winning Africa gives them the opportunity to take land from Italy and airports to force the Axis airforce into an engagement.

    • @jamesohearn2364
      @jamesohearn2364 Рік тому +1

      @@Thomas-nd2om huh - thanks for the explanation! Makes sense. I rarely play MP, so… :P

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub Рік тому +47

      @@jamesohearn2364 Africa buys the axis time and options, the allies get better with time but the allies' options will be limited without africa. The time the axis gets can be used to take their time with barb, give a chance for japan to make a significant impact, get later techs, and even stall the game out to the late game with nukes and jets. Not having an africa campaign mean you have to gamble everything on one strong push against the soviets.

    • @alect525
      @alect525 Рік тому +1

      What I don't get, is why there appears to be no Italian Campaign in this game.

  • @ohZeroOne
    @ohZeroOne Рік тому +671

    Bo making "quality soviet infantry" was on the same level as the Ratnik program

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Рік тому +15

      The cope...

    • @Ma_Zhongying
      @Ma_Zhongying Рік тому +1

      Ratnik program?

    • @jukebox_heroperson3994
      @jukebox_heroperson3994 Рік тому +9

      I have Ratnik stuff and I quite like it, actually

    • @randomka-52alligatorthatis34
      @randomka-52alligatorthatis34 Рік тому +41

      @@Ma_Zhongying Basically it's a Russian Next Generation Infantry Equipment Program/Initiative.

    • @spartand001
      @spartand001 Рік тому +51

      ​@@jukebox_heroperson3994 the RND side isn't the bad part, it was the corrupt logistic and procurement.

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale Рік тому +195

    I sure do remember in the Soviet Japanese border conflicts they just had a Japanese man pull up with a bike and a rifle

  • @przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332
    @przemysawkrzekobrzegoszczy6332 Рік тому +116

    Damn, the French Command was actually competent in this timeline.

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 Рік тому +52

    Bo "It's 1941 guys Germany us never to invade us guys we sign a agreement"

  • @skua675
    @skua675 Рік тому +117

    Loweee's making fun of calling a mountain "Mount Big" but we have a mountain in Scotland called Beinn Mhòr and I'm pretty sure you can all guess what that means

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Рік тому +12

      Even funnier is that he is wrong. The highest point is the Tommerup Transmitter and if you are looking a natural highest points that award goes to the Mollehaj which translates to Mill Hill. If you count Greenland than the highest mountain is Gunnbjørn Field which roughly means Gun Bear.

  • @Holsp
    @Holsp Рік тому +49

    Losing 4000 tanks in France and another 15 tank divisions in Russia while getting destroyed on all fronts beforehand and still pushing and capturing Moscow only being stopped by the landing shows some serious German gameplay. Congrats!

  • @narayasuiryoku1397
    @narayasuiryoku1397 Рік тому +97

    Literally historical game
    Bokoen: there is no way they'll invade
    Germany: actually invades anyway like a boss

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo Рік тому +3

      Moscow time

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Рік тому +11

      Germany: does really well, has an opponent caught completely on the wrong foot, scores massive victories
      Also Germany: still doesn't do well enough, gets D-Day'd, opponent gets lend-lease until the factories are back online.
      Truly the WWII experience.

  • @Jupedd
    @Jupedd Рік тому +30

    The "RUSH-ians" is a such a good joke though ngl

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein Рік тому +9

    Italy: *disastrous in-game LARP*
    Bo as USSR: "Hey, I can do that too!"

  • @SaucyAlfredo
    @SaucyAlfredo Рік тому +9

    Actual soviet union RP when Barb happened
    "They won't attack us"

  • @xycrypt
    @xycrypt Рік тому +25

    I always read the preview about some country losing and it's always immediately bo who's playing that nation

  • @spiderduckpig
    @spiderduckpig Рік тому +13

    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

  • @benjeiy7347
    @benjeiy7347 Рік тому +345

    Bokoen idk what my girlfriend saw in me but I was able to convince her to stay after that date I described under the last video. She asked me to go on a second date today. I was doing well this time, hoi4 was kept in the back of my mind the whole time, she even kissed me on the cheek once. That's where it went wrong. I said "Wow! You did a lot better than the Hindenburg oh the humanity Kaiserin victoria holy Roman empire secret hoi4 formable reference?" And she slapped me and ran off crying with the mascara dripping down her face. I can't stop thinking about hoi4. Help me bokoen.

  • @kzazazazk
    @kzazazazk Рік тому +12

    This script was especially good. What a wild ride.

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 Рік тому +232

    Boseph Stalin:”We shall in a few short years have a fully equipped red army that will see to any threats from beyond our motherland”
    Red Army in 1941:”One man has the rifle, the other man has extra ammo. When the man with the rifle is shot, the second man with the ammo will pick up the rifle and continue forward”

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 Рік тому +24

      That's a myth

    • @tizi087
      @tizi087 Рік тому +1

      @@flavivsaetivs5738 Instead the russians just made the ToEs smaller.

    • @sakakaka4064
      @sakakaka4064 Рік тому +2

      @@flavivsaetivs5738 It was common practice in the Russian army during world war II to send the first wave armed. And the second and third waves with no guns at all the idea of being that they would pick up their weapons off the bodies of the of the first wave. They also use punishment battalions as basically suicide troops advancing across minefields. Or simply order them to advance directly into the fire of German machine guns.

    • @ckkitty
      @ckkitty Рік тому

      @@sakakaka4064 There is no proof of this other than the testimony of Nazi generals, who shouldn't be considered reliable

    • @ckkitty
      @ckkitty Рік тому

      @@flavivsaetivs5738 Not in this game!

  • @SteelLegionnaire
    @SteelLegionnaire Рік тому +9

    “Aaaaaahh Hans, das invasion has gone incredibly well ja! “
    “Jawhol kameraden, all good “
    *the ground starts shaking as they hear tens of millions of voices screaming Huraaahhhh*

  • @peterhobo
    @peterhobo Рік тому +4

    The best bokoen episodes are the ones where the intro is about a dubious strategy then the episode begins and its Bo's idiocy as a catalyst.

  • @wiesverreydt5148
    @wiesverreydt5148 Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, Stoppable Force meets Movable Object

  • @flintube2622
    @flintube2622 Рік тому +5

    Bo's strat insisted on germany not breakting Molotov-Rippentrop

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 Рік тому +8

    So what I'm getting is that France carried this timeline and the Soviets claimed all the credit.

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 Рік тому +4

    Out of all of the Soviet strats this is definitely one of them

  • @WelcomeToLaMatanza
    @WelcomeToLaMatanza Рік тому +26

    This stream was literally the chinese supersoldiers who trained all their life only to end up fighting with sticks and stones with the indian supersoldiers

  • @memoria8732
    @memoria8732 Рік тому +7

    Bo throwing the game with an awful build just to be met by Kat throwing the game HARDER with awful micro

  • @deruser8684
    @deruser8684 Рік тому +1

    I just Love your vids man I watch every single one. keep up the good work !

  • @improvedspoon
    @improvedspoon Рік тому +1

    Bo larping USSR with not being ready for Barb in 41

  • @commandertaco1762
    @commandertaco1762 Рік тому +2

    This was a role reversal where the Germans made a fuck ton of shit tanks and lost a shit ton while the soviets made good units and each loss hurt lmao

  • @dualscreenman
    @dualscreenman Рік тому +1

    The 1:36 "Oh no" -> "eSports" sent me

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror Рік тому +1

    Stalin: *looks at the casualty reports*
    "totally worth it"

  • @vector9981
    @vector9981 Рік тому +1

    I have to say Dankus had some giga-Chad game impact on Finland

  • @Aleph3575
    @Aleph3575 Рік тому +1

    6:12 Bo out here looking like my single player campaigns as the Soviets with how little resistance he's putting up here lmao. Also Bo there at the end talking shit. I was literally watching the video where College Mung, and Townes threw as Germany and Golden did that at the end after almost losing earlier today lol.

  • @tried6times
    @tried6times Рік тому

    2:49 "What the fuck is going on?" deadass describes the whole vid

  • @ThefanaticFoxUser
    @ThefanaticFoxUser Рік тому +1

    6:17 dude has a division called the “Not the SS!!!!1” with a rainbow emblem

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale Рік тому +1

    Soviet Bo? No way Bo is the one to fuck this up.

  • @flamandzrumem6053
    @flamandzrumem6053 Рік тому +2

    France put up a good fight. so good that i am suprised that they are not in title

  • @ROESKI.FILTHY
    @ROESKI.FILTHY Рік тому

    “Italy is larping.”
    ‘Looks into the camera’

  • @MaxTheLegend_YT
    @MaxTheLegend_YT Рік тому +2

    They said my infantry was weak…..
    Oh, sorry wrong channel

  • @CmdrChrisArcher
    @CmdrChrisArcher Рік тому +1

    Gigachad France player.

  • @jeremiahrussell4913
    @jeremiahrussell4913 Рік тому +1

    4:14 Actual Stalin plays here. "Oh shit, the Germans are attacking! Blow up all the infrastructure!"

    • @footisman2059
      @footisman2059 Рік тому

      I mean, you cant say that it wasnt a pro gamer move.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Рік тому

    I HAVE BEEN BINGE WATCHING A GODLY AMOUNT OF BOKOUSSY RECENTLY
    THIS IS QUITE IMMACULATE
    P O G

  • @F.R.E.D.D2986
    @F.R.E.D.D2986 Рік тому +1

    *Me who has 100k rifles in deficit by 1941*
    *Carefully hides*

  • @IDOLA149
    @IDOLA149 Рік тому +1

    A heroic effort by France followed by the USSR eating their own underwear

  • @Nightmare_52
    @Nightmare_52 Рік тому +1

    France if their commanders could stop thinking ww1 tactics recreated with AI voices from the allied and soviet world leaders

  • @Jordan-xm6wo
    @Jordan-xm6wo Рік тому

    This is the content I sub for

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson Рік тому +1

    that was either an incredible France player or a terrible Germany player my god

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому

    4:59 oh look it’s a reverse courland pocket

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Рік тому

    It's so weird, Danes don't know what a waterfall or rapids look like, everything just floats barely sideways

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 Рік тому

    2:55
    Classic Romanian Brapp Trapp

  • @HOI4notsoproplayer
    @HOI4notsoproplayer Рік тому +1

    Skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE Рік тому +1

    Bo does a historical Stalin RP

  • @Arpitan_Carpenter
    @Arpitan_Carpenter Рік тому +1

    Hood irony moment (im falling apart)

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 Рік тому +1

    Bo you need to deafen during the stream and do the "like and subscribe" read we can tell the difference in the audio when you record it after

  • @isaacandersen1
    @isaacandersen1 Рік тому

    I actually tried a similar strategy in SP (I know TFB is not designed for that) and was destroyed by a historical barb.

  • @cdw2468
    @cdw2468 Рік тому

    soviet union larp going crazy, a hectic retreat to moscow with an army in tatters only to push all the way to berlin in the end

  • @kingnikolaj
    @kingnikolaj Рік тому

    Really Himmelbjerge(Sky mountian)? Denmarks talls hill is Møllehøj(Mill hill) at 170.86 m (561 ft)... It's commen knowledge like the 23rd US president was Benjamin Harrison

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 Рік тому

    Bo getting gangster on those German tanks.

  • @perturabo7825
    @perturabo7825 Рік тому

    Throwkoen getting bailed out yet again I see

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Рік тому

    41 barb after that France was very brave

  • @prospect2664
    @prospect2664 Рік тому

    Bo finally wins a hoi4 game 0.0

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773
    @theeternalsuperstar3773 Рік тому

    In Soviet army when we run out of bullet, we get strong Soviet infantryman to throw another man at enemy. You can kill up to 10 Germans with one good throw, is much more cost efficient than bullet.

  • @norwalk2630
    @norwalk2630 Рік тому

    The german team's micro just wasn't there to take advantage of your Russia

  • @nicolaszenho
    @nicolaszenho Рік тому

    biblically accurate barbarossa

  • @therealestsnake
    @therealestsnake Рік тому

    The decoy Moscow gambit succeeded!

  • @battlefieldandcodarefun1020

    Denmark is known for huge mountain ranges, some of the tallest in the world!

  • @Pendraig1400
    @Pendraig1400 Рік тому

    Virgin Soviet infantry VS Chad Welsh Tank Division!

  • @stinkbug5545
    @stinkbug5545 Рік тому +32

    Bokoen thanks to you I've started seeing hoi4 everywhere now. I went on my first date ever today with a girl and the whole time I could only think about hoi4. She looked at me and she smiled and I said "You remind me of that one playthrough I had once in hoi4 where I played Japan and beat the USA in 1937" and her smile just stopped and turned into a frown and she stopped holding my hand. I went home afterwards and cried, but then as I cried I started seeing your face in front of me and I started shaking "bokoen reveal to me the truths, teach me how to do navy" but you vanished. I can only think about hoi4. Please help.

  • @forniteisbad9450
    @forniteisbad9450 Рік тому

    Why does the Yugo AI always pop off for a moment in these games

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Рік тому

    Lore of Soviet Infantry - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell momentum 100

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Рік тому

    Nice to see the allies win

  • @ethanmcfarland8240
    @ethanmcfarland8240 Рік тому

    what happened to the Macarthur ball

  • @Revgamercool23
    @Revgamercool23 Рік тому +1

    I was a Boliever this one and won many coins

  • @revanofkorriban1505
    @revanofkorriban1505 Рік тому

    Good heavens what the fuck was the German player thinking? It's like he was pathologically incapable of not overextending his tanks and letting them get encircled.

  • @labaker23
    @labaker23 Рік тому

    Drake, where's the equipment

  • @soni3608
    @soni3608 Рік тому

    I love mount big

  • @shihao21
    @shihao21 Рік тому

    Mount big would have protected Denmark from MLRS if the Warsaw Pact invaded.

  • @KFP_DonDon_Quixote
    @KFP_DonDon_Quixote Рік тому

    Ah, good ole SOOOVIIIEEEET INFANTRYYYY

  • @zigzakz
    @zigzakz Рік тому

    The alternate timeline to Stalin’s Children

  • @TioWiki
    @TioWiki Рік тому

    Them countryballs doing the ballin thing 🕴🏿🍑🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

  • @tsunami729
    @tsunami729 Рік тому

    What mods are you using?

  • @highpendulum
    @highpendulum Рік тому

    ey yo you forgot to show the peace deal lol

  • @tdogg2285
    @tdogg2285 Рік тому +1

    Bo what happened to the script you didn’t immediately steam roll the entire world

  • @unolimpico6451
    @unolimpico6451 Рік тому +1

    Nice

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 Рік тому +1

    chad dankus finland

  • @chasev8139
    @chasev8139 Рік тому

    What’s mods do they use?

  • @1EthanCC
    @1EthanCC Рік тому

    Germany must have been pumping out shitty tanks to recover after France, which is... not the best play, since you can push them with infantry.

  • @Steve_the_Radroach
    @Steve_the_Radroach Рік тому

    Smh my head, Sky Mountain isn't even the highest point in Denmark

  • @scottruch76
    @scottruch76 Рік тому

    Could you do The Great War Western Front?

  • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5023

    What is this mod? I would like to play it with some friends

  • @nightkinght5253
    @nightkinght5253 Рік тому

    This feels like how Russia was at barb irl

  • @billydeewilliams8909
    @billydeewilliams8909 Рік тому

    Mount Big = Sky Mountain

  • @bahumat9853
    @bahumat9853 Рік тому

    Why'd you lose Moscow?
    *Strategic Victory*