Relaxing with Tessa Brooks Vlogs
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2017
- In today's world of super energetic daily vloggers, I feel like every once in a while you just need to sit back and relax with one of Tessa Brooks' Boring Vlogs. So come with me as I react to one of her most boring vlogs yet.
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outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S... - Комедії
WHERE'S MY GREGS!?
Danny Gonzalez i'm early love me
Ayy
Danny Gonzalez here
Was saw my Gregs
Danny Gonzalez aYy
"hey Greg it's me Danny"
hey Danny it's me greg
hey greg it's me greg
hey danny it’s me danny
Hey Dreg, it's me Ganny
hey granny its me deg
Hey gerg it’s me ynnad
danny didn’t say bye, i’m not allowed to leave. i’ve been here three months already. send help.
So have I, I have a tab open that’s just this video, I can’t leave it, I think my computer is broken
Stuck here forever. It’s month 4, no place left to go..quarantine with a single video
Did you come here September 2020?
day 867, food is running out, and i've become a mere husk of the woman i once was. I can only hope the others made it out safely. I should've never clicked this video, and she warned me not to, but of course, that only piqued my interest
Please send help
I'm going to die here
@@femcelfootjob we are sending help now stay where you are
The reason she couldn’t show you the radio show is because she’s radio rebel
Edit:
Guys I’m really sorry to break it to you, but I’M Radio Rebel 😔
hheheheh
no i'm radio rebel!
no, I’M radio rebel!
no IM RADIO REBEL
I’m radio rebel
_Maybe she accidently uploaded the parts she cut out..._
Potato Salad Holy shit I didn’t even think of that as a possibility...are you a video editor, by chance?
Potato Salad look at ur likes in tjis comment
Im a better youtuber lol
Rebecca Galloway no. That’s all I have to say.
So true
I honestly thought the gif was edited in by Danny
ahahahah me too
Hold up it wasn't?
lauren birney no, Tessa put it in her video exactly the way it’s shown in this video
@@okay6470 😂
okay me to!
u can tell Danny lied that he was on Ellen bc he said she was very nice
lol
lmaoo
Is using actual words that hard?
@@englishatheart is understanding simple slang that hard for you?
@@englishatheart lol weirdest hill to die on
Greg
G: Gonzalez
R: Reaction
E: Entertainment
G: GOODEN
gooden
ranny
e
gooden
great
realistic
extraordinary
garden
Greg
Reg
Eg
G
why did I read this as G G R E G
G fastest
R growing
E channel on
G UA-cam
Don’t look that up
the passive aggressiveness of this video is why I love Danny
Lol yes
*boringvlogs*
888 like
Pretty sure the fact he calls them _boring_ vlogs is the opposite of passive aggressive. He's being very open about his (minor) aggressiveness.
PsychøChxqn Gⱥchⱥ b o r i n g v l o g s ssssssssss 😗
*I just lost my Virginia!*
-Great Britain in 1776
Lol good one
underrated comment.
Lol
Lool
Legend
Her vlogs are like when you're dreaming and the events of the dream just keep skipping forward to the next part of the dream.
I wear a mask
@@kingpeedorah very responsible
@@kingpeedorahokay
I had surgery several years ago and my experience that day was similar to your "passing out" metaphor. I would open my eyes and someone would be there to visit me. I'd talk for about one minute and then close my eyes. The next time I opened them, someone different would be there. It happened 4 times - my husband, my father, and 2 different coworkers (I had surgery at the hospital that I worked at, so it wasn't unusual for my coworkers to visit me). But, it was the strangest thing. I just thought I was blinking my eyes - apparently I was passing out.
Words were never spoken so eloquently.
To this day Danny’s wind noise impression amazes me
Cameron Joseph Right? I had to play it back again.
AHAHAHA SAME
6:31
Oh my god I'm glad I'm not the only one impressed by that!
I first read this as "Wind nose" and was really confused.
If tessa brookes was a spice, she'd be flour
Pixie Alchemist 🤣
no, flour is no useful😂
Pixie Alchemist she has as much depth as an above ground swimming pool
And I oop😂😂😂
She has a lot of souces.
The fact that Danny literally showed the "something about a nuke" segment and then STILL caught me off guard with it is absolutely astounding. You always hear about people getting shot by Chekov's Gun, but you never expect it to be you
i love how at the restaurant when the chef did a trick tessa didn’t really care until he dabbed and then she was just like “OOOOHH YEAHHHH”
Blue is definitely your colour
Most def fam 👌
colououuouuououur or color
Airyel Edwards I’m American but I’ve been taught Colour. Idk
Blue is his colour
PANda PAN holy frick! I’m pan too. 💖💛💙
danny roasts the fuck out of people without saying any actual mean shit its unclockable
karlee viator right and it’s kinda hard to tell when he’s being sarcastic😂😂
Veteran Greg
G: greatest
R: rising
E: empire?
G: greg
And the cycle starts anew
sp
Ooh likes are at 69 must not ruin it
G.reatest
R.ising
E.mpire
G.lobally
I have an identical hat to that.
I’m never wearing it again. Thanks Danny.
No you should wear it, if you like how it looks on you, wear it !!! Fuck what everyone else says (realistically I know this is a joke but maybe someone needs to hear this lol)
just don’t be tessa brooks
@@bohemianraspberry6010 I love your username
Same 😔
Danny is such a fashion designer
3:30 "Lost My Virginia"
The entire state?
ellie
what do you mean I misplace it all the time
Annie Campbell exactly me too
ellie
You haven't lost your Virginia?
Pfft, nerd.
dannys eyes said: 🔵👄🔵
Or : 🔵👃🔵
@@minahr.6370 Combine forces
🔵👃🔵
👄
Cant unsee
deep
@@kyburz2008 council of water sheep
"There's nothing forcing you to be a daily vlogger" major facts.
To be honest, that hat makes her sorta look like a 2000s American Girl doll
Memory unlocked
Dude yes 😂
This is like when you're a bad/inexperienced writer who can't write action scenes, so you're writing like 'We went surfing. It was fun.' and that's the entire surfing scene.
That's exactly what my diary is like
@@sallyr8384 yes sometimes my hands get to lazy to write down that whole experience
Why does your pfp fit this comment so well, mister Banjo Hagrid
Past me is shivering in his boots-
@@Nike_IV damn rip
G: fastest
R: growing
E: army
G: on UA-cam
Don’t look that up.
Indigo Vukovich I did..... but the internet did say it’s true.... so I mean I think we good
King Cole YOU LOOKED IT UP?!?!? OH MY GODDDD!!!! B-B-BUT HE SAID NOT TO!!! HES MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!
OML KING COLE YOU ARE IN DANGER
Jaden mai I mean I’ve lived the last three days so I think I’m ok?
Oh no we're fgaoy's
i miss 2017 when the most overwhelming thing in our lives was traffic
i genuinely could not remember if this video was by danny or drew. both men live rent free in my mind but also in the same apartment
bro I wanted to watch this video again but couldn't remember who it was, all I could remember was the "boring vlogs" text on the green background. so I searched "kurtis connor boring vlogs" which didn't bring this up, so I searched "drew gooden boring vlogs" and this was the first result.
Why does Danny look like he’s fifteen in this video
I'm not an expert but It's probably the different lighting and his haircut that make him look 3 years older
@@cheesecheese6950 I was saying he's actually 12 as a joke I know he's an adult lol
I thought it’s because he is maybe skinnier in this video than he is now?
Because Danny looks 15 in general
Because he is
When she dabbed fifteen times at the radio station....CRINGE.
I thought she was broken or something !
More like broken record... Radio station.. records... Ahh.... 😒
I cringed soooooo hard
i made that 999 turn into 1k. You're welcome
@@moonlight-im8ik oh she is!
We did it
Danny has more subscribers than her now
greg really IS the fastest growing army on the internet
Yep
She has 3.48 and he has 4.38
Danny is also super popular but I haven’t heard anything about her in 2 years at least
rewatching old danny videos and oh my god he was actually bold and its so funny😭😭😭
Frr😂😂😂
Yeah I feel like he would never make a video this like aggressive now lmaooo like how he goes for her hat lmaoooo
Am I *GREGNANT*
ToasterDraws OOOOOOHHHHHHH
ToasterDraws hahahah I LOVE THAT
And I'm the daddy
You are ***Gregaganilt***
L A N C E
“She doesn’t add in any of that extra stuff like humor, or cleverness, or excitement” I’m dying 😂😂😂
After 2 years I’m still laughing 😂😂
@@zaria_treasuress after 4years I'm still laughing
are you still dying because that would be a little a bit concerning
@@chinamcrich290 guess we’ll never know 🤫
Or content
Maybe she thought she was pressing record when she was actually stopping recording, and just didn’t notice while editing
Her dabbing is just her aggressively slapping her face with her forearm.
If you ever think you're boring, just remember that Tessa Brooks exists
Lxrii uwu thank you
Lol
FRANCISCO ULIN I’m dead 😂😂
Why do I feel like I've been pat on the back after a hard n boring day.
fellow ami spotted
"You're just gonna stop mid-conversation and add in a me-"
*Meme plays*
"That's, it ma-"
*Ad plays*
@Ella Rose
The same happened to me lol
Waffle Boi mhm same
same thing happened to me
Oh my god, same! UA-cam is spying on us...
It’s a mid roll
You know this is an old video when you can't see the nutcracker
How dare you insult Owen Wilson by comparing him to Logan.
I laughed so hard and I’m glad someone else appreciates it
Lightning Mcqueen himself
Mobius
@@conormeehan. lol
but wait...
*there wasn't even a friendzoning part?*
I thought about that too lmao
Yeah lmao they said the word freindzone, like what tf do we get from a single word
Lol
tiredtara I didn’t even notice that because the video was too boring.
I was way to invested in the cringe to notice
THE COMPETITION WAS SHOOK
Piff AINT TALKING BOOK
Nabil PANERA IS YOUR HOME?!
*So stop calling my phone* ✋✋
*Im fly like a drone*
Sarah_ Xoxo They Buying like a loan.
Us gregs should gift this hat to Danny. He seems to really love it.
Are we not going to talk about the fact she didn’t even friendzone him?????? HSHCJDHCHD
Did she just dab on the radio?
yes
i mean theres a reason why she cant talk book 🙄😂
Unfortunately, Yes
nightowl she sure did. Brutal.
I wish she didn't
So she never actually showed the friend zone part that she advertised?
no but she tells you she did it so you have to believe her
For like 3 seconds at the start of the video. Great content there from Tessa 👍😂
That's what I was asking too.
Ikr I was about to comment this, it's already a not very exciting name, and then it's completely clickbait 😂
He’s trying to emulate Tessa but his camera can actually focus.
Usually I don't like watching UA-camrs older videos because they change so much. But danny😂 he doesn't even change his hairstyle (which is good) so i can watch any of his video anytime.
They really don't have a personality. It's like the most popular kids in school....only they film everything they do.
and they can't even do that right, they just film themselves talking about what they're going to do or just did, because filming themselves actually doing the thing would be too interesting
this an incel comment, except for teen girls
You mean they film _before_ and _after_ everything they do.
@Jake-Amir Blumenfeldwitz but shes actually doing interesting things and only recording before and after them or just cutting it off early
The Immortal Sun-kun Tessa brooks was at a radio show thing, in Hawaii, is a part of team ten, and you’re telling me that she couldn’t come up with something interesting?
okay but Tessa could’ve had a decent vlog, if she
1) actually recorded the interesting things she did/saw that day
2) fixed the audio
3) gotten a better camera in general
4) gotten rid of that hat...
I actually really liked her hat :3
I've always said that Friday by Rebecca Black would've been a good song if they changed A) the lyrics B) the video C) the singing and D) the backing track
her vlogs are relaxing i enjoy how calm or “boring” it is
emiwarble
Simp.
@@cheesecheese6950 Oh, how rude! 0:
Why does Danny look 12 here lmao
Apparently a 12 year old that started puberty very prematurely
then(2018), and looking back now (2024), i still find it so hard anyone was watching anything paul brother related past 2015
It was mostly kids aged like 6-13. They had no idea how lame the content really was. Although, almost all these channels died off as the kids got older and realized that there were so much better content creators out there to watch.
"I'm hangryyyyy"
Tessa: *screeches like a vulture*
Why did this remind me of devil lele pons
hi
What if that was her reaction to everything?
“Why is she the devil?”
How to make better vlogs:
Step 1: Sell your hat
Step 2: Buy a new camera
Gina is a BAMF XD I read that the exact moment Danny said it
here is the excuse
1. my hat is too ugly
2. i'm broke
Gina is a BAMF step 3: buy a microphone
Gina is a BAMF and fix audio
Oh and.... record stuff. Like not you telling us stuff when you could've easily could have recorded it.
5:44 When Tessa started dabbing....
Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｐ Ａ Ｉ Ｎ
11:04 "right after something interesting happens" LOL subtle but hilarious roast
I was just watching old Danny gonzalaz videos and i just realised that Danny won the pewdiepie vs tseries war by getting to 100 million subs first
okay true
GREG IS THE FASTEST GROWING ARMY
I’m the 1800th person to like ur comment :)
But drew has the only channel on youtube... ?
THE GIF OF THE GUY BLINKING I THOUGHT DANNY EDITED THAT IN LMAO
I clicked this video because he looked so nervous in the thumbnail
Seeing her dab as I watch this in 2022 gave me a whiplash.
his eyes r so dang pretty.
all of him is ugggghh
S E aye, you can look but you can't touch
ally xo lucky wife, right?
*I finally lost my Virginia!*
Maks Tracy oh shit were did it go again?
Lmaoooo
Virginity**
WE LOST A STATE😂
Bill Denbrough You don't get it do you?
9:54 the captions made me break out laughing 😂
* repeating what friends are saying
* always saying "I'm so tired"
* capturing the bare minimum of content
this sums up anybody everybody from high school who never pursued anything outside of their hometown
I'm sorry Danny, I love your videos but your "daily vlog" was just not at all to Tessa Brooks standards. Your face was almost entirely in focus and your audio was almost entirely of normal-good quality. I just don't know how you messed that up so badly.
r/whoooosh
@Winston Nguyen r/woooooooosssssssshhhhh
Winston Nguyen r/whhhoooooshhh🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😂
@Winston Nguyen It-its a joke.... How do you even-
@Winston Nguyen are you asking to be r/whooshed or are you just dumb
I like to imagine the non youtubers at dinner with Tessa Brooks are not only annoyed but also freaked out cuz she naturally sounds like bad vlog audio just in real life
You're walking through the park and suddenly you see a group of teens waving cameras around making choppy wind noises and inaudible screeches.
Lmaoooo
She's a true American cryptid
Lol
13:26 that's literally how i type when high LMAOOOOHJFKHKH--
This reminds me of those stories we would write in first grade like “this weekend I went to the park, then I watched TV, then I baked cookies, then I brushed my teeth, then I went to bed, etc”
I loved the whisper “Boring vlogs” title sequence 😂
I can't be the only one who whispers along with him
shahriar lim nah bro I whisper it too 😂😂
that audio quality is so disturbing. is it the mic or her voice? not sure.
Both
For real tho. I managed to find a decent clip on mic on Amazon for like $11 CAD. Just. Please. Your phone plus a cheap clip on mic would be an improvement ffs
Minh Le i think it’s autotune
Minh Le both 😂
Minh Le everything
This is what asmr should be. So relaxing.
Can people stop commenting "who else is watching in [insert year after vid came out]" its so low effort and not interesting. YES obviously people are still watching the video
EXACTLY! It's just like when people complain about getting recommended a video like 6 or more months old, like, why do I care??
@@narnianninja4964 or those comments saying "this is the kind of thing that'll get reccomended 10 years later" like tons of vids get reccomended later, thats just how the algorithm works. Pointing it out doesnt take any effort and everyone says it, and those comments always get tons of likes! Its annoying :(
here in 2021
Like Kurtis Conner said, it’s way funnier Reading them like desperate radio transmissions
@@scarletsapphic OH MY GOODNESS thank you for that. I'll do that from now on
tessa brooks is so boring that i actually fell asleep halfway through this. I took a 40 minute nap, i never nap.
ikr
You need to nap more, napping is the best thing in the world. Talia, please nap more.
Ikr
MᝪᝪN ᝨHE ᗯEiRDᝪ if I nap I wont be able to sleep at night, which isnt really handy because I already have sleeping problems (Don’t sleep till 12 even if I try to sleep, wake up at 3o’clock, and my minimum amount of sleep I get is 2 hours, my max is 5) So napping doesnt work for me either. I feel so sad not being able to enjoy sleeping whenever.
Eva de Kruijf you should really see a doctor if you’re averaging less than 5 hours of sleep a night... that can’t be good for you
The whole vlog felt like an Instagram story where you update people on what’s happening in between the stuff that’s happening
HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE?!?! Also yeah lmao- or like skipping through someone you don't care about's insta story because you're not bothered watching it- 😭
Anybody else randomly recommended this after 3 years
yeah
i cant believe that its 2021. My mind still kinda wants to deny it.
Tessa’s vlogs remind me of my super vague and half assed middle school English papers
Creed Bratton why is this so accurate
Creed Bratton that's every single vlog. even Casey neistats vlogs. Just cause he uses shots of drones doesn't mean they aren't all the same boring stuff
Creed Bratton i relate so much right now
Creed?
Creed, you have a UA-cam account?
At first i thought you added the meme 😂 it was so disconnected from the video lmao
Ragen Morgenroth same
Me too
Ragen Morgenroth sameeeee
Exactly!
Ragen Morgenroth sameee
It’s like seeing a vlog by someone who hates vlogging.
Fun fact: the number of daily vlogs shown at 4:57 indicates that Danny has been vloging for almost 8,315 years. A true sign of his commitment to the fans!
I love How Danny is low key, high key roasting her 🤣🤣😂
Crystal A. I read this in Mikaela Long’s voice😂😆
AdiBeee lol makes sense
Omg!!!! Hahahahahaha your soooo funnyyyy!!!!!!!! Jk no one cares how he's "low key roasting her"
The Cringe of Cami and Hadley I said low key *high key* 🤷♀️
Cami Gooch but who asked you? Literally no one 😂
Danny looks like he’s about to cry
It's because Tessa's vlog was so beautiful
always. his constantly distressed look is how we know he "isn't drew" q
Aren’t we all about to cry?
@@pineapple423 ouch. But true. 😂😂
@@pineapple423 no lol
Danny's the type of person to go to Chili's during Nuclear fallout.
I LOVE her lack of energy like GO GIRL give us NOTHING!!!
BAHAHAHAHA FR THO
Lol her level of unearned confidence in the value of her content is astonishing. Like, she fully believes people would want to watch her do nothing… and I mean, people watch, so I guess she’s not wrong 😳
it’s like a social experiment performed on a broad audience, where she’s using the power of suggestion to make people believe they SHOULD be enjoying her content, so they do.
I died when you read that comment "That hat is kind of terrible" 😂
Awkward bean lucky
i want to die
I LOOOVVEEE your profile pic dude
If you died then how are you alive?
atomic ant he is aliven't
Why is her mic in the restaurant sound like she’s standing by an airplane
Facts bro
I understand this comment is five months old... BUT PLANES EAT TOO MAN!
Yeah, in one of the engines.
I have been watching your videos nonstop. You are amazingly funny and have made this quarantine be less stressful.
tbh Danny's voice with the meditational music in the background is honestly very calming
Whenever they have their little periods of dabs, they look like they’re having a stroke
Like jeez, chill outttt
GUCCI GODDESS I laughed more than I was supposed to at this
Says GUCCI GODDESS
it’s too exciting.
When I had my stroke I sure did not do any cringy dabs. My left side of my face was a little droopy, and was tingly and numb, and my left arm also was tingly. Zero dabs were done. 😏
GUCCI GODDESS love your profile picture
lol and now Tessa's latest videos barely get a couple hundred thousand whereas Danny's get over a million every video 😂😂
Kait Shep lol
700th like and lolll
Take that Tessa
Trueeeeeee
owo
I love how right after the meme that Danny put in there’s an add
He looks like a baby with that shirt
so cute ;-;
i just watched a 18 min video about tessa brooks.... wow
irrelevant same .-.
The competition shook
irrelevant and he made a 18 minute video about Tessa Brooks... wow
yO itS tEssa BrooKs thE compEtitioN SHOOKETH
He made an 18 minutes and 36 second video about Tessa; get it right. 😋
why was she dabbing in a radio show, does she know people can't see her?
kaiexel she was doing it for her vlog/camera that she set up there to record that dab and those other 2.5 seconds of the studio scene lol
Um.... how would you see her???????
If nobody could see it, then how did you comment on it?
kaiexel the true question is, why is she still dabbing in 2018?
Taiyah Jackson it wasn’t made in 2018
y was danny 13 five years ago
UA-camrs age at a different rate 😮 that’s how Lele Pons can simultaneously be in her 20’s, but also in high school!
Idk if everyones video was like this but when he was talking about the meme cutting off whatever she was saying, an ad did it to him 😭
*Danny getting mad over a hat for 18 minutes*
The funny thing is that hat is in now
Charlotte Miller I didn’t know that, oof
Toori Baba You’re disgusting
Toori Baba no, dont
@@charmiller7478 In by who? By people with no fashion sense?
Her vlogs look like she filmed it with a microwave
sounds like she filmed inside of a microwave too
Shrek The Third lol
So she’s like maxim bady?
No, a tiny microwave inside of a slightly bigger microwave inside of another microwave. There’s a difference.
Nobody:
Danny's hair:🌊
This man is a father now
@@yeetorbeyeeted932It's true!