Jake Paul Has Lost His Mind

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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2017
  • It's official. Jake Paul has snapped. He's lost it. This is the end guys.
    Today I'm reacting to this video of Jake Paul dissing Ricegum.
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  • @spidertoes2991
    @spidertoes2991 4 роки тому +5876

    Jake Paul being like “suicide isn’t funny” maybe he should have told Logan that

    • @sofi6338
      @sofi6338 3 роки тому +96

      Lol I thought the same thing

    • @adn4478
      @adn4478 3 роки тому +68

      XD ikr
      (not to be rude im not laughing at suicide but this comments funny)

    • @jackgrant5443
      @jackgrant5443 3 роки тому +32

      I never got this at first now I cant stop laughing

    • @nyana555
      @nyana555 3 роки тому +14

      Jack Grant what’s funny about it 😐

    • @eliannadouglas3408
      @eliannadouglas3408 3 роки тому +16

      wait what happened?

  • @emmacrouch9023
    @emmacrouch9023 4 роки тому +12016

    Jake -“I don’t respond to the hate”:
    -confronts Cody Ko
    -writes a diss track
    -writes another diss track against teachers???

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 роки тому +188

      Jake Paul would diss teachers. What a loser.

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 роки тому +192

      Jake has certainly failed at not responding to hate

    • @hamshaiwb5849
      @hamshaiwb5849 4 роки тому +8

      look at the likes lol

    • @m.tski13
      @m.tski13 4 роки тому +61

      Talk about a hypocrite

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 4 роки тому

      You're late

  • @samhitasv4067
    @samhitasv4067 3 роки тому +2196

    It's so weird seeing Jake Paul after finding out that he got drew pregnant

  • @3vk4
    @3vk4 3 роки тому +1514

    he’s literally spitting while screaming how rich and better than everyone else he is. what a nice guy

    • @cherry_noemi_boiii
      @cherry_noemi_boiii 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah I noticed he kinda has a lowkey lisp and opens his mouth real wide when speaking so after a while I wasn’t paying attention to what he was saying 😂

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +3

      @@cherry_noemi_boiii he’s done teenie-bopper affect as an adult man for too long and now his voice’s frozen that way

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang Рік тому +2

      ​@@cherry_noemi_boiii omg yesss he does have a lisp! now i cannot unhear it

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 Рік тому +2

      Seems like if you’re a good guy, not a bully, you don’t have to say you’re a good guy, not a bully. but if you Do say it, you should act like a good guy, not a bully, right?

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 Рік тому +1

      Its all fake, you can tell by, among other things, him calling Ricegum Bryan, since they know each other, at least I think thats why he does it.

  • @annasprau1359
    @annasprau1359 6 років тому +3938

    "Just dab on him, for God's sake" -the quote of the century

  • @natn7592
    @natn7592 6 років тому +3945

    Jake wanting to be idubbz's husband is starting to creep me out

    • @jaylaclough4282
      @jaylaclough4282 6 років тому +21

      Nat n same

    • @user-gf4ds9ef3l
      @user-gf4ds9ef3l 6 років тому +149

      Nat n ikr it was implying that they are married, that was so disturbing

    • @JohnDoe-xd1wx
      @JohnDoe-xd1wx 6 років тому +111

      There's gonna be one ugly ass cancer baby

    • @prongsverse
      @prongsverse 6 років тому +18

      It kinda is creepy

    • @soph7480
      @soph7480 6 років тому +11

      homosexuality is normal. it's 2017.

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 3 роки тому +2697

    Yo hearing how much Jake makes genuinely causes me distress. Not just because his content is basic and bland, but there are so many professions that do so much more for society and don't get nearly as much money nor respect. I know this is so ranty but cmon yall

    • @emilydiekemper3161
      @emilydiekemper3161 3 роки тому +167

      I completely agree. Jake Paul has made so much money off of exploiting impressionable children with unhealthy social behaviors, and so many other people work so much harder and deserve so much more.

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 3 роки тому +95

      Totally agree. Ricegum too is making bank off... insulting kids? Yikes

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 3 роки тому +90

      Ever hear of selling your soul. This is what these two have done. It's easier to make money when you have litterally no moral values.

    • @lemon4087
      @lemon4087 2 роки тому +14

      @@hepthegreat4005 true.

    • @SQUIZZLER24
      @SQUIZZLER24 2 роки тому +17

      Just rest easy in the knowledge that when all is said and done, these guys will have achieved nothing but making the number in their bank account bigger. That’s all they can ever chase is more expensive cars, bigger houses, higher numbers… And it will count for absolutely nothing. Those other professions you mentioned are saving lives, advancing society, improving technology. They have a legacy. These guys, all they have is temporary fame for acting like morons, before they fade into obscurity for the rest of their lives.

  • @ItMeGag
    @ItMeGag 3 роки тому +1535

    "We're your daddies. We gave birth to you."
    - Jake Paul
    Because that's how it works.

    • @rehemamusa5790
      @rehemamusa5790 3 роки тому +18

      Yep

    • @dreamfulnoah1467
      @dreamfulnoah1467 2 роки тому +51

      **Logic Intensifies**

    • @hnnnnnnnnnng
      @hnnnnnnnnnng 2 роки тому +31

      Womb envy 😩

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora 2 роки тому +31

      Omegaverse tingz

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +17

      @@MayFlora
      - I’m horrified
      - I’m not surprised
      - not my favorite time for my brain to recall fun facts about hyena birth

  • @royaltycake
    @royaltycake 5 років тому +6173

    Jake: Doesn't respond to the hate
    Also Jake: Makes a 15+ min video calling out our short king Cody Ko

    • @elizabethgrazier8334
      @elizabethgrazier8334 4 роки тому +299

      Because of that drama I immediately became a fan of Cody Ko😂 Jake Paul's plan backfired

    • @samb.8134
      @samb.8134 4 роки тому +174

      Gregs and Short Kings unite.

    • @sofiaforshey6604
      @sofiaforshey6604 4 роки тому +49

      yeah fuckin respect the tiny meat god

    • @olivia_vermast
      @olivia_vermast 4 роки тому +28

      Alpha Productions can you believe a human being has so much hate in their heart???

    • @lolepicname1428
      @lolepicname1428 4 роки тому +4

      T A L L

  • @trashboat5758
    @trashboat5758 4 роки тому +2456

    when Jake calls “Brian” a terrible person and refers to iDubbbz’s diss track WHEN IT IS LITERALLY TITLED “ASIAN JAKE PAUL”

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 4 роки тому +70

      Jacob Miller ik idddubz even insults jakepaul In the video

    • @refrivolous6069
      @refrivolous6069 4 роки тому +1

      Are you trying to say iDubbbz is a bad person?

    • @keyan1219
      @keyan1219 4 роки тому +9

      refrivolous ?

    • @urielectricstudios5946
      @urielectricstudios5946 4 роки тому +44

      refrivolous no they’re pointing out the irony of the title since it’s making fun of jake but he still uses it to back up his argument

    • @gunnarnyberg7471
      @gunnarnyberg7471 4 роки тому +9

      They got a divorce

  • @reindele2372
    @reindele2372 3 роки тому +499

    *MY BACKYARD HAS A BACKYARD*
    ah yes the floor is made out of floor

  • @chickensandwich699
    @chickensandwich699 3 роки тому +339

    It sounds like two children who have just had a fight and are explaining to the teacher what happened lol

  • @haneenhawash1739
    @haneenhawash1739 5 років тому +2138

    He seems obsessed with being called daddy. It’s concerning.

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 4 роки тому +61

      Maybe because his dad is so embarrassed by him

    • @caprisunlover4732
      @caprisunlover4732 4 роки тому +28

      @@tirzxh He's actually proud of him 😬

    • @eric6432
      @eric6432 4 роки тому +8

      you’re welcome I got u to 420 likes

    • @autumnxmist5728
      @autumnxmist5728 4 роки тому +12

      Hjwah hh frfr he sound cringey af

    • @haneenhawash1739
      @haneenhawash1739 4 роки тому +5

      Eric Deshpande I have 461 now 😊

  • @random_boi_5006
    @random_boi_5006 4 роки тому +5696

    “Making fun of suicide”
    Who would *ever* do such a thing
    **looks at camera**

    • @gr33nriver77
      @gr33nriver77 4 роки тому +110

      That was Logan not Jake

    • @moisttowelette4668
      @moisttowelette4668 4 роки тому +147

      @@gr33nriver77 *sshhhh*

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 4 роки тому +167

      @@gr33nriver77 *shhhhhh* let the joke be

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 4 роки тому +77

      Gr33nRiver shhhhh good he’s quiet now

    • @codered2358
      @codered2358 4 роки тому +123

      Gr33nRiver shhh same blood same person

  • @braydentaylor303
    @braydentaylor303 3 роки тому +440

    Jake Paul- “$60,000 in a day is a bad day for me”
    Me- sitting here as a McDonalds manager making $10.25 an hour
    well... fuck

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 роки тому +28

      Eat the rich

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora 2 роки тому +32

      Congrats on being a manager!

    • @moko4929
      @moko4929 Рік тому +1

      have you gotten a raise since

    • @personx4999
      @personx4999 Рік тому +10

      Managers at McDonald's can eventually move into management jobs at better companies and move up into the senior management. Don't let go of ambition!

    • @Uufda651
      @Uufda651 9 місяців тому +1

      Fun fact, minimum wage in Minneapolis, MN is $15/hour! Minnesota also has medical and recreational marijuana, universal 12wk paid maternity/paternity leave("The law allows Minnesota workers to take up to 12 weeks a year with partial pay to care for a newborn or sick family member and also allows workers 12 weeks to recover from a serious illness or health problem."), employer-run captive audience anti-union meetings are illegal, prohibits non-compete clauses, has great healthcare and relatively low crime, etc etc. We definitely have our issues (looking at you, Minneapolis Police Department) but I think we're generally one of the best states to live and work in. Oh, and homes are affordable enough that at least 20% of people also have access to a family cabin or lakeplace.
      Sources: the Guardian, CBS News

  • @CreamyCaucasian
    @CreamyCaucasian 3 роки тому +248

    “Logan and I are your dads we gave birth to you.” SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @sunnydaze905
    @sunnydaze905 4 роки тому +2311

    "Making fun of suicide" oh that aged well

    • @notseth3500
      @notseth3500 4 роки тому +44

      I believe Logan Paul did that, so I guess it aged a bit better than you think?

    • @EllaIngram
      @EllaIngram 4 роки тому +149

      TNT Barracuda I mean, what’s the difference between them really? They’re both idiots who make dumb and frequently offensive & insensitive videos

    • @kingofmeatballs763
      @kingofmeatballs763 4 роки тому +10

      *Eridan*

    • @siimplygabs9234
      @siimplygabs9234 4 роки тому +2

      Colton Nelson My thoughts exactly

    • @ElijahSinclair1220
      @ElijahSinclair1220 4 роки тому +2

      Colton Nelson the fucking irony

  • @ghostiexx111
    @ghostiexx111 4 роки тому +1784

    Jake Paul: This dude was making fun of Suicide
    Then there’s Logan-

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 4 роки тому +53

      I read that 2nd part like the DK rap.
      "And then there's Logan! He flimed a dead body."

    • @NotK2008
      @NotK2008 4 роки тому +22

      Two brothers that are “different”
      Yaaaa uh definitely

    • @jooshyt6221
      @jooshyt6221 3 роки тому +2

      Copied

    • @ghostiexx111
      @ghostiexx111 3 роки тому +27

      @JooshYT
      I assure you, it wasn’t my intention to copy someone else’s comment.
      I might’ve thought‘ everything the same idea as someone else, it happens.
      Plus there are thousands of comments, millions of comments. The chances of two of them being the same. Is VERY high
      I apologize that I “copied.” Another comment.
      Have a nice day.

    • @bsmom100
      @bsmom100 3 роки тому +1

      Ghostie x he discovered that on accident dipshit

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 3 роки тому +145

    "And just let my life *spiral down into darkness* "
    "I don't think I want to be a part of *this reality* anymore"
    Now THIS is relatable content

  • @wikitt5801
    @wikitt5801 2 роки тому +95

    5:15
    I feel like 3 million people could beat 10 million six year olds, so yeah. Greg is the strongest army on youtube

  • @sixstacksw1tcher
    @sixstacksw1tcher 4 роки тому +1230

    >"he joked about suicide"
    >have you.... have you not met your brother, jake?
    wild.

    • @claytoncurrie4620
      @claytoncurrie4620 4 роки тому +19

      Matt Campbell for real tho, his brother made fun of the suicide forest and he didnt seem to care

    • @violashala6570
      @violashala6570 4 роки тому +5

      Clayton Curie and then started to apologize and try to go back to normal

    • @noahfisher6076
      @noahfisher6076 4 роки тому +4

      @@violashala6570 at least he ain't as bad as he was

    • @Badboys05569
      @Badboys05569 4 роки тому

      WOW

    • @meemosteeno5121
      @meemosteeno5121 4 роки тому

      What even happened? I need the tea

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 3 роки тому +359

    Jake: _"You shouldn't be spreading negativity, and being mean."_
    Jake 30 seconds ago: *_"Ricegum is a piece of garbage."_*

  • @winter.0510
    @winter.0510 2 роки тому +150

    Jake: “Violence is never the answer”
    Me: *tries to count how many times he’s fought people*

  • @hskatkat
    @hskatkat 2 роки тому +29

    I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is on all the cocaine in this episode. The jitters, the manic anger, being all over the place, not making sense - it makes sense. He might just be all those things normally though, I guess.

  • @ChanceKearns
    @ChanceKearns 3 роки тому +3526

    “Why does your house have a elevator, it only has 2 floors”
    *People in wheelchairs intensify*

  • @zzzzzzz5585
    @zzzzzzz5585 4 роки тому +12582

    Has anyone told these UA-camrs that being rich is not a personality?

    • @agents8318
      @agents8318 4 роки тому +69

      No

    • @-lily--kindle-8816
      @-lily--kindle-8816 4 роки тому +248

      Ouch, you just ended a bunch of peoples careers

    • @instantregretplaylist
      @instantregretplaylist 4 роки тому +101

      yeah but they are so rich that when they get called out for it they just flex more (Idubbz v. ricegum)

    • @SynFlowers
      @SynFlowers 4 роки тому +35

      That's all they have to cling to

    • @LuigiTheItalian
      @LuigiTheItalian 4 роки тому +25

      Has anyone told you that these UA-camrs think richness is the best personality of all?

  • @totalynotcatherine
    @totalynotcatherine 3 роки тому +61

    jake: HOW DARE BRIAN MAKE FUN OF SUESSIDE?
    Logan: Noted...

  • @carlymartinek
    @carlymartinek 8 місяців тому +13

    “$60,000 is so little for one day”: Teachers making $40,000 in one year

    • @defnotdio
      @defnotdio 4 місяці тому

      My teachers make 100k per year what

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 2 місяці тому

      ​@@defnotdio Not all teachera make the same amount.

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 4 роки тому +1229

    "Rice was making fun of suicide!"
    Well that sentence didn't age well at all!

    • @agents8318
      @agents8318 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 4 роки тому +3

      oh god-

    • @scaramouchesbf
      @scaramouchesbf 4 роки тому +8

      That was Logan

    • @Willrc57
      @Willrc57 4 роки тому +3

      I looked at the likes on the comment, I thankfully added the 667th like.

    • @janniethomas6025
      @janniethomas6025 4 роки тому +1

      *COUGH* Why film a dead body you brain cell less crackhead *COUGH*

  • @ethangeneski2100
    @ethangeneski2100 4 роки тому +419

    Jake Paul: "DON'T EVER COMPARE ME TO YOUR SORRY ASS"
    Also Jake Paul: immediately starts comparing himself to RiceGum

  • @Viscidsquare040
    @Viscidsquare040 3 роки тому +21

    5:49 “we” “create” “our” “own” “original” “content”

  • @terriblestudentfilms4643
    @terriblestudentfilms4643 Рік тому +14

    “Jake Paul has lost his mind”
    Assuming he has a mind.

    • @Garizona_
      @Garizona_ Рік тому +1

      finally a recent comment

  • @erintrue9473
    @erintrue9473 5 років тому +13157

    Jake Paul calling out rice gum for joking about suicide meanwhile his brother goes into the forest and-

    • @michaelwilliams4370
      @michaelwilliams4370 5 років тому +78

      Lol

    • @kathyvictoria6059
      @kathyvictoria6059 5 років тому +653

      I’m confused. Rice gum jokes about suicide but wasn’t there a clip in Jake Paul’s house of a rope hanging over a chair? Who has that in their house?!

    • @raspberiix8070
      @raspberiix8070 4 роки тому +168

      jake paul does, duh.

    • @f0xfunk1n
      @f0xfunk1n 4 роки тому +23

      SHHHHHH.

    • @trashcan1914
      @trashcan1914 4 роки тому +10

      Shiro Tenno lmaoooo

  • @st4rxxii
    @st4rxxii 4 роки тому +1524

    Jake Paul: **preaches about how everyone needs to be more positive and stop putting others down**
    Jake Paul two minutes later: MY BACKYARD HAS A BACKYARD YOU MAKE 60,000 A MONTH IF I MAKE 60,000 IN A DAY I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE I CONSIDER THAT A FAILURE
    Me: **laughs in poor**

    • @semenandgayuncle
      @semenandgayuncle 4 роки тому +20

      Right? Sometimes I agree with jake but in the context of other stuff he did it all goes to shit

    • @bananpannekaker6921
      @bananpannekaker6921 4 роки тому

      I don’t deserve the satisfaction of giving u 1k

  • @memama4389
    @memama4389 3 роки тому +17

    my favorite part is when peanut looks at Danny concerned on the balcony

  • @iqahapizi
    @iqahapizi 3 роки тому +12

    Lol Danny's analogy comparing Jake's infamy to that of a murderer is just perfect

  • @agiantdork2645
    @agiantdork2645 5 років тому +2356

    jake paul wrote the 'how to smile' wikihow article yall

    • @inhale2851
      @inhale2851 4 роки тому +32

      godammit

    • @ashdub1012
      @ashdub1012 4 роки тому +63

      @@devmevdev5396 I would rather die

    • @Lilly-vh2uv
      @Lilly-vh2uv 4 роки тому +14

      @@devmevdev5396 I'd rather not

    • @anaisrose3623
      @anaisrose3623 4 роки тому +14

      @@devmevdev5396 no, I don't think I will

    • @sammi3399
      @sammi3399 4 роки тому +2

      Crying

  • @Y0L0vidz
    @Y0L0vidz 6 років тому +1787

    “Rich people beef” he looked so disgusted 😂😂

  • @sydneymitchell1399
    @sydneymitchell1399 3 роки тому +21

    yo he was spitting throughout that whole rant and i felt it on my face

  • @lanmoverdotcom
    @lanmoverdotcom Рік тому +3

    omg so apparently i was halfway watching this a long time ago and right before i go to start from the beginning i hear “im okay with living in misery” or something like that 😭 that was so out of context and i dont rlly know what i should expect from this

  • @conny4408
    @conny4408 5 років тому +1805

    Ricegum: *makes fun of suicide*
    Jake: *gets offended*
    Logan: *makes fun of suicide*
    Jake: *collabs 10x times again with Logan*
    MAKE UP YOUR MIND

    • @angx1ina
      @angx1ina 5 років тому +77

      It's probably cuz it was his brother

    • @MicahJohns
      @MicahJohns 5 років тому +12

      Conny Reynoso YOU CANT HAVE BOTH GREG 3:16

    • @conny4408
      @conny4408 5 років тому +2

      I ask for equality

    • @conny4408
      @conny4408 5 років тому +2

      Micah Johns I KNOW GREG

    • @coltrane1016
      @coltrane1016 5 років тому +4

      We are greg

  • @curlyfries4864
    @curlyfries4864 3 роки тому +5009

    Jake Paul: Claims his army is the strongest
    Danny: Flips out immediately

    • @tashahada6156
      @tashahada6156 3 роки тому +87

      TRUELY GREG BITCH

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 3 роки тому +72

      oH he don’t know who he’s messing with I have a mansion made ouT of pitchforks waiting for my fellow Greg’s for the attack alarm I’m waiting for the war cry waiting to load out my tanks and planes 😎

    • @your._username._.6918
      @your._username._.6918 3 роки тому +7

      yes

    • @your._username._.6918
      @your._username._.6918 3 роки тому +6

      yes

    • @itajordi
      @itajordi 3 роки тому +28

      greg is superior

  • @hanazeeshan5315
    @hanazeeshan5315 10 місяців тому +5

    *"NO NO GREG IS THE BIGGEST ARMY ON UA-cam-"*
    o.o
    "yea- yea I agree- *hoping Danny won't kill me* "

  • @aspenisthebest
    @aspenisthebest 9 місяців тому +4

    Jake Paul feeling to add that he's a Disney channel star is the funniest thing. He said that so seriously as if he won an oscar for it

  • @koolbambino8186
    @koolbambino8186 4 роки тому +3758

    Breathe if you’re a Greg, Little Stinker and citizen of Kurtistown

    • @boringfanhuman_alex893
      @boringfanhuman_alex893 3 роки тому +269

      *hyperventilates*

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n 3 роки тому +76

      I don't know what kurtis town is??? Guess I'll suffocate.

    • @kat5515
      @kat5515 3 роки тому +49

      kissthemonk my brain cells no longer work and i read it as logang and i stop breathing for a second

    • @ellahenry6895
      @ellahenry6895 3 роки тому +93

      i am greg, a stinky, little, member of kurtistown

    • @thegamingsack
      @thegamingsack 3 роки тому +133

      @@user-gn4ts8jb7n well no extra greeting for you

  • @mushrooooooooooom
    @mushrooooooooooom 3 роки тому +3751

    the sincerity with which jake said "his mom, idubbbz" really caught me off guard and had me CACKLING for some reason

    • @aja8950120
      @aja8950120 2 роки тому +93

      Yeah it took me a sec to realize what he actually said

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor 2 роки тому +70

      Why tf did he say that lol

    • @cherrybee95
      @cherrybee95 2 роки тому +75

      @@steppin-razor maybe he was trying to say that idubbbz made ricegum popular but idk if that's true

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 2 роки тому +40

      I have to give him credit, that is funny

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 роки тому +77

      "me and Logan are your dad, we gave birth to you" ????

  • @greatarchitect
    @greatarchitect 2 роки тому +11

    Jake: People shouldn’t beef over the internet
    Also Jake: so let’s box

  • @Nerdgirl9853
    @Nerdgirl9853 2 роки тому +9

    7:40
    I mean, Ricegum was only talking about the need for an elevator differing depending upon the amount of floors a building has. It wasn't really much of a comparision as much as it was just saying a two-floor house doesn't need an elevator.

  • @bennyfruit6124
    @bennyfruit6124 4 роки тому +1511

    If $60,000 is a bad day for Jake Paul, then he’s really bad with his money. He would be a billionaire by now

    • @maelol3400
      @maelol3400 4 роки тому +30

      I spend about 400 a year-

    • @maelol3400
      @maelol3400 4 роки тому +15

      I spend about 400 dollars a year-

    • @howmakeaname9486
      @howmakeaname9486 4 роки тому +5

      actually no because he quit vlogging 2 years ago

    • @EpicElf42
      @EpicElf42 4 роки тому +50

      Millionaire? Maybe
      Billionaire? Not a chance
      at $60k a day, it would still take him 45 and a half *years* to break a billion

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 4 роки тому +45

      @@EpicElf42 yeah, but he could invest and with compound interest and some high risk investment become a billionaire sooner than that

  • @kidlovinit243
    @kidlovinit243 6 років тому +1517

    Jake: Brian is my son, I am his daddy and idubbz-
    Me: I am confusion

    • @bellajovel2035
      @bellajovel2035 6 років тому +74

      i thought of the vine "i am confusion. Why is this kansas but this is not arkansas. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAS? AMERICA EXPLAIN!"

    • @conro1193
      @conro1193 6 років тому

      MandiTV idubbbz

    • @AlexKuma
      @AlexKuma 6 років тому +2

      MandiTV I am greg

  • @fortunatecookie
    @fortunatecookie Рік тому +6

    The sincere "...he is kind of an asshole" at 6:36 is so funny to me for some reason

  • @umi9672
    @umi9672 2 роки тому +10

    jake: bragging abt his money
    jake minutes later: “guys we just got our first piece on furniture “

  • @cherrai
    @cherrai 6 років тому +1699

    Jake: aND HE WAS MAKING FUN OF SUICIDE
    *Jakes brother makes fun of suicide a few months later*
    *sigh*

  • @GintanxD
    @GintanxD 6 років тому +14903

    Not trying to brag guys, but I have a bed and can sometimes buy the more expensive toilet paper.

    • @anniembus6488
      @anniembus6488 6 років тому +225

      GintanxD "IM RICHER THAN YOU"

    • @patrickgriffin9754
      @patrickgriffin9754 6 років тому +736

      Damn you rich as hell

    • @GintanxD
      @GintanxD 6 років тому +454

      I know, thanks mom

    • @hederahelix1383
      @hederahelix1383 6 років тому +562

      "Not trying to brag" you're doing a pretty bad job at that,, I can only buy that toilet paper that breaks at the softest breath have fun in ur luxury lifestyle

    • @k.r2081
      @k.r2081 6 років тому +172

      GintanxD I only have a five dollar mattress and free tissues from the local smart board store

  • @07kamichamakarin
    @07kamichamakarin Рік тому +9

    'We're your dads, we gave birth to you.' Now that's a weird flex my guy.

  • @ChaoWiz
    @ChaoWiz 2 роки тому +7

    I love how at the start when danny is just like "i'll never make it on youtube now" the dog there is just like "You good?"

  • @LoganCWolf
    @LoganCWolf 4 роки тому +1481

    “I am his Daddy and iDubbbz is his Mommy and he is our son”
    Not gonna lie I would watch that sitcom

  • @FutileFroggie
    @FutileFroggie 3 роки тому +1842

    "Is this becoming a porn" he sounded so innocent just then 😂

    • @onelargeotter
      @onelargeotter 3 роки тому +102

      he sounded SCARED

    • @Milly-jp6kt
      @Milly-jp6kt 3 роки тому +48

      Imagine if rice gum starts calling Jake Paul daddy and Logan

    • @neighneighthecamel2700
      @neighneighthecamel2700 3 роки тому +40

      Danny: The only person who can talk about porn and still sound innocent

    • @SaraAli-my8mo
      @SaraAli-my8mo 2 роки тому

      Da pxxx tho 😨😨😩😩

    • @I_luvsyuu
      @I_luvsyuu 2 роки тому +3

      6:13 😭

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 2 роки тому +8

    I legitimately choked on my chips & dip from laughter at “you’re having an aneurism on camera”

  • @AvocadoToast06
    @AvocadoToast06 Рік тому +5

    Danny looks so small and awkward in these old videos it's so cute 😭

  • @kaidenceh.5300
    @kaidenceh.5300 3 роки тому +7874

    Jake: “$60,000 a day is a failure”
    Me: “omg I found a penny in the parking lot today I am blessed I am a god bow down to me”

    • @mansikataria9590
      @mansikataria9590 3 роки тому +66

      Same....

    • @beefoster7623
      @beefoster7623 3 роки тому +253

      I FOUND A PENNY TWO DAYS IN ROW!!! Hehehe, I'm flexing...

    • @emcee.
      @emcee. 3 роки тому +92

      If you are god who are you blessed by?
      Chew on *that*

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 роки тому +53

      @@emcee. Well I guess that depends if your the only god in the religion

    • @emcee.
      @emcee. 3 роки тому +25

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 hm. i guess so.

  • @mkitsie1780
    @mkitsie1780 Рік тому +3

    as someone who has failed suicide in the past, and still has depression, i was not cool with the rope thing.

    • @breeze3402
      @breeze3402 Рік тому

      Same bro but at least I got a idea of what else to do besides getting chopped in half by a train 💀👍

  • @cartisavedmylife
    @cartisavedmylife 11 місяців тому +7

    watching old danny videos >

  • @StrawberrySheepProductions394
    @StrawberrySheepProductions394 5 років тому +529

    "Jake Paul took a deep breath and called Ricegum a fool, and said 'In my book, Ricegum, you are not cool. For my book is for winners, smilers, and friends. England is my city, so come join Team 10'."
    I DIED LAUGHING

    • @emilyglenn1797
      @emilyglenn1797 5 років тому +15

      watch jake drop a new diss track with those *siCk* bars

    • @tjackstudios5935
      @tjackstudios5935 5 років тому +15

      Amen.

    • @skyeisnotdead8110
      @skyeisnotdead8110 5 років тому +1

      ;)

    • @alissashaw987
      @alissashaw987 5 років тому +7

      I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing, rewind it and repeat it over like 3 times. This is the best thing in the world. I shall be apart of the Greg family for life.

    • @alissashaw987
      @alissashaw987 5 років тому +7

      Hears that part. Is laugh crying. “Amen.” Drops to the floor crying and laughing with a wheeze.

  • @honeyprincessdawson3420
    @honeyprincessdawson3420 6 років тому +772

    I feel disrespected as a person.
    I feel disrespected as a community.
    I feel disrespected as a family.
    *I feel disrespected as a Greg*

    • @aliyahliyah
      @aliyahliyah 6 років тому +7

      Theodosia Burr what r u doing here its 2017 not 1789

    • @nataliechavez8723
      @nataliechavez8723 6 років тому +9

      Dear Theodosia,
      I also feel disrespected as a
      G R E G

    • @Nqrsol
      @Nqrsol 6 років тому +3

      DEAR THEODOSIA WHAT TO SAY TO YOU-

    • @garethstockdale9897
      @garethstockdale9897 6 років тому

      Aliyah ! Love your profile pic 😂😂

    • @yami7339
      @yami7339 6 років тому

      Theodosia Burr I think we *ALL* feel disrespected as a *Greg*

  • @CApt-NinJA
    @CApt-NinJA 5 місяців тому +3

    Watching these old videos is like tine travel

  • @Flarbsb
    @Flarbsb 2 роки тому +11

    2:55 eleveetor

  • @finnw.6854
    @finnw.6854 4 роки тому +1842

    little did he know that Jake would go on to write a book where he describes his sexual experiences in detail to his audience of minors.

    • @sonerplayer8
      @sonerplayer8 3 роки тому +75

      GayJayy Look up "UA-camr Books" by Drew Gooden

    • @lailataluminousnight8064
      @lailataluminousnight8064 3 роки тому +17

      Wha😰😨

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 роки тому +89

      @@sonerplayer8 I actually had to stop watching that video just because it made me so uncomfortable, even though it was one of drew's videos. Stuff makes my skin crawl.

    • @sonerplayer8
      @sonerplayer8 3 роки тому +29

      @@lenkagamine4145 I don't blame you tbh

    • @Sam-vn1sl
      @Sam-vn1sl 3 роки тому +46

      Quick Question.
      What the fuck?

  • @aliciaschroeder7212
    @aliciaschroeder7212 5 років тому +3249

    Jake: *preaches about not being negative
    Also Jake: *is highly negative towards this person
    Kowalski analysis

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 5 років тому +50

      Oh boy, the hypocrisy in his video is almost comical

    • @umbra3700
      @umbra3700 5 років тому +11

      Omg I loooooove your profile pic, I love supernatural

    • @lixianssanity9012
      @lixianssanity9012 5 років тому +21

      Kowalski: Uuuhh... It seems he's full of animal feces sir.

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 роки тому +1

      life hack: dont reference memes that so obviously will become dead almost immediately in ur Funy Joak Conmemt bc it can and will age horribly

    • @masonmurphy5402
      @masonmurphy5402 4 роки тому +3

      Our pfp is pretty similar...

  • @papermind4010
    @papermind4010 9 місяців тому +4

    Ahh, 2017, back when I watched videos about UA-camrs instead of the Russian invasion of Ukraine

  • @xylin48
    @xylin48 2 роки тому +1

    I've been truly Greg, for about 3 or 4 years now...thanks for making such great content
    i'm going to play ur music at my wedding, thanks for making life so great for me. when im sad i come and watch your videos

  • @maravm818
    @maravm818 6 років тому +637

    60.000$ a day and he still can't afford a speech therapist to help him swallow that excess saliva

  • @guitarsimon1
    @guitarsimon1 3 роки тому +685

    “I don’t respond to hate” *Literally drives cross country to confront someone*

    • @pippabrooke9687
      @pippabrooke9687 3 роки тому +13

      for the views 😼

    • @silverninja5218
      @silverninja5218 3 роки тому +5

      I believe it is i normally don't respond to hate so he occasionally responds to it.

    • @beepbeepcasucha
      @beepbeepcasucha 2 роки тому +2

      @@silverninja5218 I don't respond to hate, but when I do, I drive across the country to threaten the hater

  • @slayandahalf-fq7zd
    @slayandahalf-fq7zd 7 місяців тому +6

    i know I'm 5 years late but I AM TRULY GREG!!!

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy 2 роки тому +1

    Idk why but that "Amen." literally cracks me tf up every single time 🤣 I gotta problem because I've watched this video about 15 times.

  • @coffeeluvr9864
    @coffeeluvr9864 5 років тому +5628

    -jake paulers- ew.
    -ricegum fans- yikes.
    -logang- yuck.
    *gregs* GODLY

    • @plush5578
      @plush5578 5 років тому +33

      True but,greg*

    • @amadalluvia
      @amadalluvia 5 років тому +36

      Not trying to be rude, but it’s Greg

    • @_-moonlightwolf-_7946
      @_-moonlightwolf-_7946 5 років тому +72

      Love how all the replies are correcting you
      *_greg_**

    • @samyen3210
      @samyen3210 5 років тому +31

      Hotel: trivago

    • @erintrue9473
      @erintrue9473 5 років тому +24

      Godly. Just like your profile picture. 🙏🏻

  • @madison9855
    @madison9855 4 роки тому +3888

    "I'm perfectly happy living in misery"
    Sounds like a fall out boy lyric to me

    • @semenandgayuncle
      @semenandgayuncle 4 роки тому +162

      “The best of us can find happiness in misery”- fall out boy
      Confirmed that Danny is the best boy of them all

    • @lilybreee
      @lilybreee 4 роки тому +29

      *bro holy shit*

    • @ilovemannyy
      @ilovemannyy 4 роки тому +8

      destruction is mine omg right

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 4 роки тому +10

      Emo PANIC! AT THE DISCO

    • @ashdub1012
      @ashdub1012 4 роки тому +1

      I love you

  • @Motions.in.Lemonaid
    @Motions.in.Lemonaid 9 місяців тому +4

    I can’t believe 5 years later rice gum has 10 million subscribers, the heck people need to monitor their kids on UA-cam

    • @hibye696
      @hibye696 7 місяців тому

      His kid also died

  • @unicorn69
    @unicorn69 Рік тому +6

    “I perfectly happy living in misery.”
    Sameee
    4:57

    • @adharagacha
      @adharagacha Рік тому

      I AM IN MISERYYYYYYY THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN COMFORT MEEEEE

  • @lheal8355
    @lheal8355 6 років тому +4989

    *dude, I’m perfectly fine with living in misery*

    • @bennettfriesen33
      @bennettfriesen33 6 років тому +17

      DUDE PERFECT?!?!

    • @d4rkc0rrid0r3
      @d4rkc0rrid0r3 6 років тому +16

      I almost died on that 😂

    • @Hero-up8hv
      @Hero-up8hv 6 років тому +6

      why do we even bother greg😣😄

    • @boisvertblues
      @boisvertblues 6 років тому +3

      God I need a break in

    • @manuellara9644
      @manuellara9644 6 років тому +14

      God I need a break *JUST LET ME DIE, JUST LET ME DIE, JUST LET ME DIE, IM PERFECT, IM TOO PERFECT, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH GOD*

  • @jae4427
    @jae4427 3 роки тому +1444

    HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT THE STRONGEST ARMY ON THE INTERNET?! GREG? WE ATTACK AT DAWN.

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 3 роки тому +73

      *_GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS_*

    • @johnnxttdoor
      @johnnxttdoor 3 роки тому +50

      Dont forgot ur mask soldiers ohh i forgot we are immune to anything WE ARE TRULY GREG!!!!!

    • @dekadevgg
      @dekadevgg 3 роки тому +52

      @@johnnxttdoor we may be immune, but we must wear masks for the consideration of the lesser beings...
      GREG 4EVER

    • @johnnxttdoor
      @johnnxttdoor 3 роки тому +25

      @@dekadevgg yep ur right

    • @mollyhansen4336
      @mollyhansen4336 3 роки тому +17

      Let’s go I have sum knives if anyone needs a weapon

  • @unsupervised.audacity
    @unsupervised.audacity 7 місяців тому +2

    "Don't try to change my life" Yeah man, I worked hard to dig myself into this hole

  • @HashiNuke
    @HashiNuke 3 роки тому +11

    I've been part of Greg recently. I'm glad to be Greg.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 роки тому +655

    He really said "CALL US D A D D Y FROM NOW ON" in deadass seriousness

    • @emmasadaf9925
      @emmasadaf9925 3 роки тому +15

      what kind of family is this...

    • @siennasolazzo4439
      @siennasolazzo4439 3 роки тому +6

      “I don’t see a father in your contacts”

    • @user-cf7hb6xh4n
      @user-cf7hb6xh4n 3 роки тому +1

      @@siennasolazzo4439 NO NOT THE UNUS ANNUS JOKE

    • @rey.blaire20
      @rey.blaire20 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-cf7hb6xh4n memento mori 😔

  • @lheal8355
    @lheal8355 6 років тому +11532

    The teacher role calls
    « Okay, Uhh, Greg? »
    *everybody raises their hand*

  • @river-yuki
    @river-yuki 2 роки тому +4

    8:55 “I wonder what Jake Paul’s book looks like.”
    Ask Drew, he suffered through the entire thing. And yes, there were lots of pictures in it. 😆

  • @natalieholmes1117
    @natalieholmes1117 2 роки тому +3

    I am way too removed in time to understand this stuff, but the "BEEEP" has me rolling on the floor

  • @idonthavedreads
    @idonthavedreads 4 роки тому +1177

    Jake paul: 60,000 dollars is a bad day.
    Me: 2 dollars on a good day.

  • @bobbotherosso8110
    @bobbotherosso8110 5 років тому +1487

    LOgAn aNd I aRe youR DadS NoW!!, CaLl Us yOuR DaddIEs!
    *slowly pushes laptop away*
    *slowly backs out of room*
    *slowly backs out of house*
    *slowly burns house down*
    *flees the country*
    *cries*

  • @emmylovesluna1818
    @emmylovesluna1818 2 роки тому +1

    Lol i love your content so much! your a great youtuber, ik im like 3 years late but i just wanted to say im truly greg too

  • @postcard33
    @postcard33 3 роки тому +1

    I love how none of this is relevant in 2021, but this is still such a good video

  • @a_be6830
    @a_be6830 6 років тому +867

    I love how Jake is upset that Rice Gum made fun of people committing suicide, wonder what he thinks about Logan now

    • @mlpdisneylover
      @mlpdisneylover 6 років тому +93

      Dabe ikr! I was thinking that too! I jokingly said to myself "top 10 anime foreshadows"

    • @a_be6830
      @a_be6830 6 років тому +7

      mlpdisneylover lmao😂

    • @betheve9890
      @betheve9890 6 років тому +52

      Probably doesn't give two shits, he's only saying that to use against ricegum

    • @basicallyadork6265
      @basicallyadork6265 5 років тому

      800 Like xD but seriously
      -INSERT-
      *THE PLOT THICKENS*

  • @lainer5774
    @lainer5774 4 роки тому +1437

    "Jake Paulers
    We smile"
    Sounds like a toothpaste ad.

    • @margkleid7339
      @margkleid7339 4 роки тому

      Nice 😁

    • @maygdhsnbd1212
      @maygdhsnbd1212 4 роки тому +9

      “Jake Paulers
      We Smile”
      Buy the new Jake Paulers toothpaste for that beautiful smile you have! Use the code LOGANPAULDISSTRACK for 50% off!!!

    • @timjbbc
      @timjbbc 4 роки тому +2

      Nope.
      It's a Tide ad

    • @annelisec2998
      @annelisec2998 4 роки тому +4

      If that was toothpaste all our teeth would be gone. They would be like rotting away

    • @astridzubin
      @astridzubin 4 роки тому +1

      Up next: Jake Paul toothpaste, only 19,99$ a tube

  • @cyrusthevirus77
    @cyrusthevirus77 6 місяців тому +5

    This was peak drew gooden

  • @Anna_b360
    @Anna_b360 11 місяців тому +2

    Dang, how long have I been watching Danny?

  • @ace4155
    @ace4155 4 роки тому +409

    The fact that jake Paul is trying to be serious while saying “YoU CaN CaLl mE DAddY”
    I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Divijpg
    @Divijpg 6 років тому +338

    Jake Paul: "Brian is my son! I am his daddy! Idubz is his mom!"
    Danny: "Wait, wtf?"
    Lmaooo I died 😂😂

    • @keisha8270
      @keisha8270 6 років тому +4

      Divi Ikpe idu-b-b-b-z
      3 bs Greg

    • @mogwaigiggle
      @mogwaigiggle 6 років тому

      It's Keisha Exactly! You just have to remember what the three b's stand for according to Ian; Beer, bikes and bitches.

    • @Divijpg
      @Divijpg 6 років тому

      It's Keisha sorry dude, I don't watch his stuff at all, nor have I ever been to his account or seen anything he's featured in so I didn't know it had 3 b's 🙏

  • @giannadefusco8218
    @giannadefusco8218 2 роки тому

    The picture book though!!!! OMG. Classic!

  • @HotCherry
    @HotCherry 9 місяців тому

    Came from The Bear really enjoying your performance in that show well done

  • @obani8844
    @obani8844 4 роки тому +460

    It is just painful to watch Jake Paul do anything. He makes talking look hard