THE CONSTIPATION SONG
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- Опубліковано 4 чер 2022
- Constipation!
Stops excretion!
If you have bowel movements less than thrice a week,
And stool’s tough to pass with a hard and dry physique!
You try in vain!
You strain, have pain!
Without the gain!
Yet poops remain!
A full feeling endures!
And gas matures!
Stool goes through the colon and water gets absorbed! As time passes,
You get progressively harder, drier, and lumpier masses!
Over time, this can spur,
Some stretching to occur!
Nerves may not sense the urge,
For rectal purge!
A few factors cause this struggle!
Not enough water spells trouble!
A diet lacking what you require,
Soluble and insoluble fiber!
These join with stool and increase,
Its weight, size, and softness for release!
So poop’s easier to pass,
Through the rectum without an impasse! YES!!!
Constipation also!
Can result from travel so you know!
Lack of exercise or from stress!
Or when your routine is a mess!
Or thanks to regular delay,
When poop urges come into play!
Medication!
Impregnation!
A condition!
Poor nutrition!
Or laxative overuse!
Old age or hormone issues!
See a doctor, for bloody poops,
Persistent pain, or trapped gas, oops!
For vomiting, fever, or strange weight loss events!
Or sudden change in bowel movements!
So care for your gut and hydrate!
Have lots of fiber on your plate!
Please don’t ignore the urge to go, and get enough exercise so,
That your gut stays healthy and constipation does not happen, yo!
Constipation!
Stops Excretion!
Visuals, Lyrics, Audio copyright of Neural Academy
Music from Beethoven Symphony #5
Constipation Hotline voice by T Galley
I have constipation and I’m listening to this lol
same
Same
Same
Me too right now
Same bro
Good song , listening to it while struggling in the bathroom , and now I know it’s multi factorial between stress , dehydration and poor nutrition
This song taught me more than anything else
I’m so glad I found this video, the other constipation vids I’d been listening to for years were becoming ineffective. Then I found this video and well my bowels thank you 🙏🏽😅
Am I the only one who watched this while eating
😂
Sí... :)
nop, i’m eating too
Yes 😂
Nop
That ice cream though 😆😆
I have conspitation and this just made almost my colon escape due to the poop
Phenomenal I need to share this with my students
Reasons why you get constipation: Hold poop, eat too much chocolate, bowel movements
If you have bowel movements, then you wouldn't get constipated. I'm not sure what your doctor has been telling you.
I appreciate your efforts 😊
THISN ACHSHLY WORKD TYSM SO MUCH
Your songs help me to remember what I have learnt
😂 Hilarious song. Thanks for the laughs. I often joke about my IBS symptoms, so that having a sense of humour about it, makes it "less" painful to deal with. Never stopped the physical pain of course, but being comedic about my IBS, does bring some psychological relief.
REAL
Thank you. I have been on the toilet for hours😁 get me outta here!
Genius.
I’m constipated and I finally pooped
Was that an accordion I hear? Excellent well done!
Thank you ❤
watching this while eating chipotle- my appetite is gone.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
Lol 😂😂
Thanks to school. Im stressed and got constipated
Accurate and intresting way of representation is here 😀
I love this 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Wow this song taught me so much, im eating more for my bowel health, but above all this song is my therapy to poop 😂
Egestion is for poop after digestion excretion is for metabolic waste products- Constipation doesn't stop pee-
I found this song from the Diarrhea song comment section yall keep up the promotion i love it💀
😄 👍
Great video. One can try Varah churna for planet ayurveda.
Do not ask what I searched up to find this video
Thank u
This helps me
I have constipation while watching this the only time when I turn 25 I get to use the bathroom every time LOL🤣
R: Vortex girl stop watching videos of constipation do not watch these videos this is a fourteen-year-old video and you better not when you turn 14 you watch this do you understand get your profile out of here
H: hey you do not reply Vortex girl like that I have had enough of you your anger is on high now your percentage of anger is on 100% lower it down to 0% I'm a ghost I can talk and I used to be bored all the time with my son now calm down there's nothing that you can do with this video this is not a fourteen-year-old video you think I would not let you say that that is a fourteen-year-old video think about it in your brain and you'll see what I'm talking about
T: I agree with h you do not say that this video is from 14 year old videos you better rephrase your anger to Happy I'm not putting up with this things won't get better until 2:19 p.m. over in the morning stop overreacting about this video
Your Videos are good and What is the music for liver song the gaiter
So true.
I have a gluten allergy and extreme stress i don’t even know how my bowels handle this.
Hate it when I have constipation
Have you tried a cup of black coffee in the morning before breakfast? It helps me out.
@KronosTheBeatlemaniac2005 did you check it out?
@KronosTheBlackSabbath&ACDCfan2005 oh your pushing too hard its probably hemorrhoids
@@justsomerandomguy449 Thanks doctor. 🙂
@@sarahlund-nt3kw I've been suffering with bowel problems for all my life just got way worse months ago just helping others out
I think your next video should be the ear song!
Oh, thank God! Just as your song ended i finally managed to poop.
I haven't pooped yet today. I'm not constipated, I'm just to high to do anything that makes any kinda sense today.
I also eat. No problem though!
0:51
i am better now after constipation to sing this song 😂
0:18 thats me
i thought this was never coming out
Hahahahha
I have bowel movements like 3 times a day…
I listen to this when I'm pooping
this is why i drink coffe to make my poop constipation get it out
My poop comes out after listening to this song!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m 39weeks 5 days pregnant thanks a lot for the music 😂 💩💩💩🎉
Tips: don’t eat a big *ss burger before surgery
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY my poop came out IMMEDIATELY after I played this song
Bruh I was yesterday I was on the toilet but I’m better now😜
I need some plums...
I had constipation but it's gone
👏😅✌️👍
I have constipation so op
poooooooooooooooooopiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
i soiled myself
1:19 laxapoo lol
@QuantoMaisVidaMelhor
You shall not pass 🤣🤣
Constipation Laxative Lungs
LOLA WAS CONSTIPATED AFTER THE JUNINE PARTY, EATED TOO MUCH POPCARN AND SHE CAN'T POOP, SHE DIDN'T FOLLOW THE DADDY'S CONDICTION AND SAID: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW SO... ALEX WAS EATING POPCARN WITHOUT PERMISSION. SHE GOES TO HER GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TO DISCOVER THAT, HER GRANDFATHER'S SAID TO LOLA : DEAR LADYBUG, YOU HAVE CONSTIPATION, YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR PARENTS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3me
😂😂
I get 100 aday
Graphics were not needed for this one
But it does add to the humour to make it even more hilarious. I don't think the person making the video was intending to offend anyone.
oh so much waste
…………………..
This ridiculous 😡
😅😅😅 I'm better
4th
This is not what i clicked on this isnt helping me shit like the thing i actually tried to click on
Fun song! I get LOTS of fibre! I don’t like what shit-packed bowel does to ppl! They get irritable! 🤬
Besides, I think my toilet loves my dookers each morning! 🚽🧻❣️
What fiber do you recommend to improve gut health?
@@kalinin._ I put All Bran Buds into my protein shakes. I also make healthy smoothies every day involving lots of kale. 🙂
3me