THE CONSTIPATION SONG

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2022
  • Constipation!
    Stops excretion!
    If you have bowel movements less than thrice a week,
    And stool’s tough to pass with a hard and dry physique!
    You try in vain!
    You strain, have pain!
    Without the gain!
    Yet poops remain!
    A full feeling endures!
    And gas matures!
    Stool goes through the colon and water gets absorbed! As time passes,
    You get progressively harder, drier, and lumpier masses!
    Over time, this can spur,
    Some stretching to occur!
    Nerves may not sense the urge,
    For rectal purge!
    A few factors cause this struggle!
    Not enough water spells trouble!
    A diet lacking what you require,
    Soluble and insoluble fiber!
    These join with stool and increase,
    Its weight, size, and softness for release!
    So poop’s easier to pass,
    Through the rectum without an impasse! YES!!!
    Constipation also!
    Can result from travel so you know!
    Lack of exercise or from stress!
    Or when your routine is a mess!
    Or thanks to regular delay,
    When poop urges come into play!
    Medication!
    Impregnation!
    A condition!
    Poor nutrition!
    Or laxative overuse!
    Old age or hormone issues!
    See a doctor, for bloody poops,
    Persistent pain, or trapped gas, oops!
    For vomiting, fever, or strange weight loss events!
    Or sudden change in bowel movements!
    So care for your gut and hydrate!
    Have lots of fiber on your plate!
    Please don’t ignore the urge to go, and get enough exercise so,
    That your gut stays healthy and constipation does not happen, yo!
    Constipation!
    Stops Excretion!
    Visuals, Lyrics, Audio copyright of Neural Academy
    Music from Beethoven Symphony #5
    Constipation Hotline voice by T Galley

КОМЕНТАРІ • 149

  • @OMNIxEVIL
    @OMNIxEVIL Рік тому +193

    I have constipation and I’m listening to this lol

  • @shahadbazama6273
    @shahadbazama6273 8 місяців тому +14

    Good song , listening to it while struggling in the bathroom , and now I know it’s multi factorial between stress , dehydration and poor nutrition

  • @Sctn187
    @Sctn187 Рік тому +34

    This song taught me more than anything else

  • @Mellyboowhowho
    @Mellyboowhowho Рік тому +35

    I’m so glad I found this video, the other constipation vids I’d been listening to for years were becoming ineffective. Then I found this video and well my bowels thank you 🙏🏽😅

  • @oscarjester8079
    @oscarjester8079 2 роки тому +47

    Am I the only one who watched this while eating

  • @ruchi8478
    @ruchi8478 2 роки тому +14

    That ice cream though 😆😆

  • @RareWubbox445
    @RareWubbox445 Рік тому +5

    I have conspitation and this just made almost my colon escape due to the poop

  • @massageawaymypain196
    @massageawaymypain196 Рік тому +13

    Phenomenal I need to share this with my students

  • @astkbk
    @astkbk Рік тому +19

    Reasons why you get constipation: Hold poop, eat too much chocolate, bowel movements

    • @sarahlund-nt3kw
      @sarahlund-nt3kw Рік тому +1

      If you have bowel movements, then you wouldn't get constipated. I'm not sure what your doctor has been telling you.

  • @skbaasjja3690
    @skbaasjja3690 Рік тому +2

    I appreciate your efforts 😊

  • @IslaStumer
    @IslaStumer 3 місяці тому

    THISN ACHSHLY WORKD TYSM SO MUCH

  • @TabitaFundi-lx4ic
    @TabitaFundi-lx4ic 11 місяців тому

    Your songs help me to remember what I have learnt

  • @sarahlund-nt3kw
    @sarahlund-nt3kw Рік тому +14

    😂 Hilarious song. Thanks for the laughs. I often joke about my IBS symptoms, so that having a sense of humour about it, makes it "less" painful to deal with. Never stopped the physical pain of course, but being comedic about my IBS, does bring some psychological relief.

  • @-HaZ3
    @-HaZ3 2 роки тому +7

    Thank you. I have been on the toilet for hours😁 get me outta here!

  • @m2y8v
    @m2y8v Рік тому +1

    Genius.

  • @XRoxyOnPaws
    @XRoxyOnPaws Рік тому +8

    I’m constipated and I finally pooped

  • @chrisolson3240
    @chrisolson3240 2 роки тому +3

    Was that an accordion I hear? Excellent well done!

  • @AutisticIncontinence
    @AutisticIncontinence 10 місяців тому

    Thank you ❤

  • @blazethebisexual.10yago
    @blazethebisexual.10yago Рік тому +5

    watching this while eating chipotle- my appetite is gone.

  • @Mooooaaiiiiii
    @Mooooaaiiiiii 11 місяців тому +1

    Thanks to school. Im stressed and got constipated

  • @Prinkarajput765
    @Prinkarajput765 2 роки тому +5

    Accurate and intresting way of representation is here 😀

  • @EliasVorel-by1uh
    @EliasVorel-by1uh 6 місяців тому

    I love this 😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @lindaoyebisi247
    @lindaoyebisi247 Рік тому +11

    Wow this song taught me so much, im eating more for my bowel health, but above all this song is my therapy to poop 😂

  • @NotWithThatAttitude
    @NotWithThatAttitude 2 роки тому +7

    Egestion is for poop after digestion excretion is for metabolic waste products- Constipation doesn't stop pee-
    I found this song from the Diarrhea song comment section yall keep up the promotion i love it💀

  • @Vinaykumar-ug4gm
    @Vinaykumar-ug4gm Рік тому

    Great video. One can try Varah churna for planet ayurveda.

  • @Meeeee2012
    @Meeeee2012 Місяць тому +1

    Do not ask what I searched up to find this video

  • @rangelphiidelfonso7016
    @rangelphiidelfonso7016 Рік тому

    Thank u

  • @user-ss6zj2qd2w
    @user-ss6zj2qd2w 10 місяців тому

    This helps me

  • @vortexgirl7317
    @vortexgirl7317 Рік тому +5

    I have constipation while watching this the only time when I turn 25 I get to use the bathroom every time LOL🤣

    • @vortexgirl7317
      @vortexgirl7317 Рік тому

      R: Vortex girl stop watching videos of constipation do not watch these videos this is a fourteen-year-old video and you better not when you turn 14 you watch this do you understand get your profile out of here

    • @vortexgirl7317
      @vortexgirl7317 Рік тому

      H: hey you do not reply Vortex girl like that I have had enough of you your anger is on high now your percentage of anger is on 100% lower it down to 0% I'm a ghost I can talk and I used to be bored all the time with my son now calm down there's nothing that you can do with this video this is not a fourteen-year-old video you think I would not let you say that that is a fourteen-year-old video think about it in your brain and you'll see what I'm talking about

    • @vortexgirl7317
      @vortexgirl7317 Рік тому

      T: I agree with h you do not say that this video is from 14 year old videos you better rephrase your anger to Happy I'm not putting up with this things won't get better until 2:19 p.m. over in the morning stop overreacting about this video

  • @Muslimsigmaamongusminecraft
    @Muslimsigmaamongusminecraft 2 роки тому

    Your Videos are good and What is the music for liver song the gaiter

  • @jimmypittsburgh2914
    @jimmypittsburgh2914 Рік тому

    So true.

  • @Quitelife-c1u
    @Quitelife-c1u Рік тому

    I have a gluten allergy and extreme stress i don’t even know how my bowels handle this.

  • @Deeer69420
    @Deeer69420 2 роки тому +8

    Hate it when I have constipation

    • @choeyoonsun1
      @choeyoonsun1 2 роки тому

      Have you tried a cup of black coffee in the morning before breakfast? It helps me out.

    • @justsomerandomguy449
      @justsomerandomguy449 Рік тому

      @KronosTheBeatlemaniac2005 did you check it out?

    • @justsomerandomguy449
      @justsomerandomguy449 Рік тому +3

      @KronosTheBlackSabbath&ACDCfan2005 oh your pushing too hard its probably hemorrhoids

    • @sarahlund-nt3kw
      @sarahlund-nt3kw Рік тому

      @@justsomerandomguy449 Thanks doctor. 🙂

    • @justsomerandomguy449
      @justsomerandomguy449 Рік тому

      @@sarahlund-nt3kw I've been suffering with bowel problems for all my life just got way worse months ago just helping others out

  • @tseringtsomo6185
    @tseringtsomo6185 2 роки тому

    I think your next video should be the ear song!

  • @Sheherat
    @Sheherat 11 місяців тому

    Oh, thank God! Just as your song ended i finally managed to poop.

  • @BLACKDUCTAPETHEBRAINISALLONEWD
    @BLACKDUCTAPETHEBRAINISALLONEWD 10 місяців тому

    I haven't pooped yet today. I'm not constipated, I'm just to high to do anything that makes any kinda sense today.

  • @radudanradacina9734
    @radudanradacina9734 2 роки тому +2

    I also eat. No problem though!

  • @ericshvarts7040
    @ericshvarts7040 6 місяців тому +3

    0:51

  • @balychowdhry2272
    @balychowdhry2272 Рік тому +1

    i am better now after constipation to sing this song 😂

  • @indyraweng777
    @indyraweng777 9 місяців тому +2

    0:18 thats me

  • @coco-gamingart
    @coco-gamingart 6 місяців тому +1

    i thought this was never coming out

    • @b.ali26
      @b.ali26 6 місяців тому

      Hahahahha

  • @niklashegg
    @niklashegg Рік тому +2

    I have bowel movements like 3 times a day…

  • @TeeSanders
    @TeeSanders Рік тому

    I listen to this when I'm pooping

  • @kzerproductions9370
    @kzerproductions9370 Рік тому

    this is why i drink coffe to make my poop constipation get it out

  • @yanniem9489
    @yanniem9489 Рік тому +2

    My poop comes out after listening to this song!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I’m 39weeks 5 days pregnant thanks a lot for the music 😂 💩💩💩🎉

  • @theburger_king
    @theburger_king Рік тому +2

    Tips: don’t eat a big *ss burger before surgery

  • @Hearts4Mellanie
    @Hearts4Mellanie Рік тому +1

    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY my poop came out IMMEDIATELY after I played this song

  • @PreppymilaH3RTYA4Real
    @PreppymilaH3RTYA4Real 3 місяці тому

    Bruh I was yesterday I was on the toilet but I’m better now😜

  • @MarcinOsadowskiNiePrawdziwy

    I need some plums...

  • @almafernandez9024
    @almafernandez9024 Рік тому

    I had constipation but it's gone

  • @m_m786
    @m_m786 2 роки тому +2

    👏😅✌️👍

  • @Sarah._.4life
    @Sarah._.4life 21 день тому

    I have constipation so op

  • @kaiathompson7321
    @kaiathompson7321 2 роки тому +2

    poooooooooooooooooopiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

  • @Bigpoppi1469
    @Bigpoppi1469 2 місяці тому

    i soiled myself

  • @meylielprida5952
    @meylielprida5952 4 місяці тому

    1:19 laxapoo lol

  • @AnaClaudia-mi9hn
    @AnaClaudia-mi9hn 6 місяців тому +1

    @QuantoMaisVidaMelhor

  • @chuntathecat4222
    @chuntathecat4222 Рік тому

    You shall not pass 🤣🤣

  • @SigmundFreud187
    @SigmundFreud187 2 роки тому

    Constipation Laxative Lungs

  • @marinesrodrigues7131
    @marinesrodrigues7131 9 місяців тому

    LOLA WAS CONSTIPATED AFTER THE JUNINE PARTY, EATED TOO MUCH POPCARN AND SHE CAN'T POOP, SHE DIDN'T FOLLOW THE DADDY'S CONDICTION AND SAID: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW SO... ALEX WAS EATING POPCARN WITHOUT PERMISSION. SHE GOES TO HER GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TO DISCOVER THAT, HER GRANDFATHER'S SAID TO LOLA : DEAR LADYBUG, YOU HAVE CONSTIPATION, YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR PARENTS

  • @ravenbaa7989
    @ravenbaa7989 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helderrodriguesitalloanima673

    3me

  • @user-ls9xl7yy7e
    @user-ls9xl7yy7e 9 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @adrianclarke9093
    @adrianclarke9093 Рік тому

    I get 100 aday

  • @Wolf-xu1fj
    @Wolf-xu1fj 2 роки тому

    Graphics were not needed for this one

    • @sarahlund-nt3kw
      @sarahlund-nt3kw Рік тому +1

      But it does add to the humour to make it even more hilarious. I don't think the person making the video was intending to offend anyone.

  • @pyiyankapandey4692
    @pyiyankapandey4692 2 роки тому

    oh so much waste

  • @MayaZhao
    @MayaZhao 2 місяці тому

    …………………..

  • @kaliaminahawk6591
    @kaliaminahawk6591 Рік тому

    This ridiculous 😡

  • @dainoradirmeikyte3653
    @dainoradirmeikyte3653 Рік тому

    😅😅😅 I'm better

  • @rythfan_99
    @rythfan_99 2 роки тому +1

    4th

  • @Orander
    @Orander 4 місяці тому

    This is not what i clicked on this isnt helping me shit like the thing i actually tried to click on

  • @grahambrown1980
    @grahambrown1980 Рік тому

    Fun song! I get LOTS of fibre! I don’t like what shit-packed bowel does to ppl! They get irritable! 🤬
    Besides, I think my toilet loves my dookers each morning! 🚽🧻❣️

    • @kalinin._
      @kalinin._ Рік тому

      What fiber do you recommend to improve gut health?

    • @grahambrown1980
      @grahambrown1980 Рік тому

      @@kalinin._ I put All Bran Buds into my protein shakes. I also make healthy smoothies every day involving lots of kale. 🙂

  • @helderrodriguesitalloanima673

    3me