THE FART SONG
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2021
- Gas has two exits from your body, through your anus or your mouth,
Flatulence is the term that’s used when a flatus escapes down south!
Higher expulsion speed results in louder farts while pitch depends,
On anal sphincter opening size as the toot leaves our rear ends!
Colon bacteria make gas, also swallowed when you eat, drink, chew,
This gas builds up and we would explode if we couldn’t let it through!
Farts are mostly oxygen, methane, hydrogen, and CO2,
A hint of hydrogen sulfide adds rotten egg smell to the brew!
A hint of hydrogen sulfide adds rotten egg smell to the brew! A hint of hydrogen sulfide adds rotten egg smell to the brew! A hint of hydrogen sulfide adds rotten egg smell to the to the brew!
The average sir or madam toots twelve to twenty five times per day,
But more gas is passed while you sleep and can’t make your rectum obey!
Daily the average person lets half to three liters out their bum!
Intestine muscles pressurize till it escapes from the rectum!
Gas buildup may cause bloating and an increased abdominal girth,
A pain we’ve all experienced just to avoid another’s mirth!
Gut bacteria that ferment food scraps in the colon abound,
The small intestine’s a harsh place, fewer bacteria can be found!
Colon bacteria produce gas that is called endogenous,
This gas is made when they break down undigested food inside us!
Normally endogenous gas is three fourths of your emission,
And flatus volume depends on microbiome composition!
And even more so on your diet since fermentation is due,
To colon bacteria getting unabsorbed food residue!
To colon bacteria getting unabsorbed food residue! To colon bacteria getting unabsorbed food residue! To colon bacteria getting unabsorbed food resi-residue!
Besides tooting your body has two more ways of removing gas,
Burping, or eructation, is when gas from out the mouth does pass!
In addition the gut wall can reabsorb intestinal gas,
Which enters blood circulation before getting exhaled, lass!
Farts can go 10 ft per second that’s 6.8 miles per hour!
Flatologists are scientists who study this superpower!
If you’re lactose intolerant, you know that you’ll cut the cheese when,
You give in to your dairy cravings and eat brie now and again!
If you have celiac disease, then gluten causes you trouble,
It’s EVERYWHERE, so grocery shopping is always a struggle!
Bloating and gas pain may not be the result of having more gas,
But can arise when gas in the intestines reaches an impasse!
Constipation is stool buildup that is difficult to expel,
It can cause gas that is painful and also has a putrid smell!
It can cause gas that is painful and also has a putrid smell! It can cause gas that is painful and also has a putrid smell! It can cause gas that is painful and also has a putrid putrid smell!
It’s said people find others’ flatuses unpleasant but enjoy,
Their own flatulence and it’s thought that this might all be nature’s ploy,
For you’re used to your own flatus scent, and survival did depend,
On if you’d recognize smells coming from a stranger or a friend!
So embrace your flatulence and revel in this body process!
Especially since it is one that you cannot fully suppress!
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Visuals, Lyrics, Audio copyright of Neural Academy
Bro went from the muscles song to the fart song 😭
My mom as me "what am i watching?"
I told her im studying.
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"Tooting🎶
Some call it pooting🎶
Its air polluting🎶
The gas comes shooting 🎶
Out from your butt 🎶"
I literally farted 20 - 22 times while watching this video
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Hilarious as I expected it would be!!!
Awesome and treat to watch your video
Your talent is just unmatchable
Thank you so much! 😀
Entertaining!
Interesting!
Educational!
👍😂👍😂
Am I the only one who wanted to fart while watching this
One of your best work yet.
A basic human need!!
To fart!!😂😂
Not just humans...🐕🦏do too
Some dogs are extremely gassy😄
This is a funny song! Farts are 😁 funny!
THERES ANIMALS FARTING TOO?
but its funny!
Song is lit.. no wait that could be dangerous
Truly educational!!
*Flatologists are the real super heroes* . 🔥😂
Yes lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😋👍😹😂😜😋👍😹
My ass! 😊
Please make a video on wound healing process 🥺🌸🌹🌹🌹🌹... Thanks for all of this videos
So glad you like our videos! :-) We don't yet have a dedicated video to wound healing, but this is super closely related: ua-cam.com/video/phAGYfNSBRM/v-deo.html&ab_channel=NeuralAcademy
We also have this video: ua-cam.com/video/fHzs9FcnkdE/v-deo.html&ab_channel=NeuralAcademy
OMG. Thissss is DAMN. Hilarious. XD 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Embrace your fart
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video made me laugh a lots 😂😂😂 so funny
Plz teach us organic chemistry
I can't believe I actually just listened to a song about farting set to a well known Gilbert and Sullivan tune. Think I'll stick with the original, thanks.😂
im going to play this at my grandmas funeral
Everyone will be starring at you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
This video has a smell 🌬🌺
This would be so funny to play in a voice chat in like a game or a reddit/twitter space
Plzzz make video on arteries & veins too..
Please
This is my kind of song
I like this video very good I like.
Oh my god 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙊🙊🙊
And I farted after listening to this song 😂😂
Hello, I am a Chinese medical student, your video is very educational, because the current Chinese mainland can not watch the pipeline video, please ask me can send your video in China bilibii above, let more people learn?
unfortunately, we have to ask that you don’t repost it, please. ❤️
This is Really Funny!
nice job nerds
Lol what the heck
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is nice
🤣😂😂
Informative very much it is
I was like eeuuu 😂
Hahahahaha
funny
What the heck?
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone farted when I watched this
Okay?
sorry uzma I farted
I will pay for everyone’s therapy thank me if u want 😊❤
Is it poop, why little poop😢😢😢😢
I fart like 6,000 times a day that means i fart 2.4 million times a year and mine is silent but deadly and it smell like a animal died somewhere 😊😊😊😊
:O
I fart too much😩
Allergic to dairy?🤔
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Hahahahahahh mommy
oops I fard
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does this stink? i never farted before #neatqueen
You’re not human 😂
Sorry it was my farted
My son has the Bigges Smelyes fart of all
💩💩💩💩💩 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 😼
eww
Meh.
EW
Cringe
Hilarious as I expected it would be!!!
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