“ you have an extra chromosome you can do anything” -Niko I’ve never laughed that hard out loud…. What a statement😂 love the content man and thank you for your service!!! 🤙🏼
@@TheNorenkosame, currently watching for first time now and I’ve rewound 10 times and done the super fast pause-play to try to catch it frame by frame and still have no idea what’s happening here
@7:16 "I have survival skills, I was in the military, I know how to shoot a weapon..." Interesting that he couldn't name the guns he shoots. I've never met a fellow shooter who couldn't or anyone who calls it "shooting a weapon."
10:56 If you go to prison and an inmate tries to rape you, depends on the prison/jail rules. Some jails, the guards/administration will turn a blind eye, so long as you aren't in bad shape. Other jails, it can get both parties into solitary confinement and an addition rape charge on the rapist's record. However, in most prisons/jails, you don't want to be known as the "rat" so you may not even report it at all. I have had prisoners who I write to, just to cover up their injuries, just so it wouldn't bring attention to anyone. This would lead to more confrontation and possibly make your life worse in prison. It is not a fun place to be, at all, in any capacity.
Psalms 36:6 NIV version Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, LORD, preserve both people and animals.
“Toby close your mouth” - “take it baby” Army you know you’ll be knocking on navy’s door for some tea bag action
Right 😂
Well it looked like he didn't like it he can't be a marine rip toby!!!
@@chandlerbeard145lmao wtf?
I got my balls crushed in wrestling
1:14 Nikko’s reaction 😂
5:37 I love how it’s blurred out and then instantly non blurred
that's exactly what I was thinking 🤣
“Sips air” to racism
NO
Dad in corner:YES
“ you have an extra chromosome you can do anything” -Niko
I’ve never laughed that hard out loud…. What a statement😂 love the content man and thank you for your service!!! 🤙🏼
"If he spits he still loves you" 😂
"You're missing out!" Is a crazy statement😂
4:19 Lemonless? Won't someone give that poor girl a lemon??!!?!
Walter white and the suck twist combo almost killed me lmao. 11:32
"To racism! "
I feel like I need to go to church after this one.
You and me both pal, I'll see you at confessional
All dogs do go to heaven.
Except for chihuahuas.
Thought chihuahuas were classified as ugly little mutated rats.
😂😂😂
or pitbulls
Checks out. Chihuahuas are rodents.
@@MaverickPlouffe pitbuls depend on the owner.
Nikko: Its not gay.
Also Nikko: I wonder he tastes like.
2:25 the way nikko said wtf got me rolling
That shit is a meme on a shirt
I'm starting to think nikko chose navy as his main personality 😂
I would agree but I’m sure there’s still that army in him
8:41 that kid dropped his sonic and Mario coins😂😂😂
10:30 first night in prison…”You better sleep on your back homie or I will.”
2:33 No, that kid was doing the “help me” signal. I just learned months ago that if someone does that it means they need help or rescue.
0:48 buddy obviously don't know that All Dogs Go To Heaven 😆
At 6:45 are we not gonna talk about how this man opened his mouth like he was tryna get it 😂😂
Aye Nikko thanks for the vids bro I’m sick rn and these vids are helping me!
Hope u feel better bro
1:35 Yeah I heard the color green too man 😂
The to racism was to good bro 4:23
7:04 nikkos fucking reaction when he saw the ending!! I was laughing like crazy beacuse he fucking guessed it! 🤣
Toby is suspect
Nikko knew the signs in this one😂😂😂😂 9:28
4:00 now she ain’t down, she up after that booster
6:12 - 6:15 thank you for the belly laugh
1:35 - 2:02 was excellent as well
6:56, Nikko’s ptsd kicks in. 😅 am I wrong for this
1:06 i thought he'll say
"Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"
For no reason fr
1:00 GET BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD
Watch this drunk, and it’s god tier
0:31 REPLAYED THIS A MILLION TIMES STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID ANYBODY GOT A CLUE?
Same here bro 😂
@@TheNorenkosame, currently watching for first time now and I’ve rewound 10 times and done the super fast pause-play to try to catch it frame by frame and still have no idea what’s happening here
That comment I just wrote was supposed to be tagged with you but accidentally got the commenter. Did you ever figure it out?
@@mbarel100 she said i never met a Ni**a in real life
@@mbarel100she said the n word
6:57 / 7:07 WTF THAT IS MY LITTLE SISTER🤣🤣
4:27 holy shit i shouldn't even finish my joke
0:05 DUDE iv'e been the SEVERAL TIMES
"i wanna be reincarnated as a mosquito 😀"
Nikko why 😭
What skills do I bring to the table, the ability to disassociate myself from my emotions on a very deep level.
8:43 Nikko fighting for his spot in heaven lmao
Bro critical tinking got me on the floor😂😂
I❤ nikko(I liked my own comment)
I have Also liked your comment
Again, I reported your pathetic comment. Literally "spam or unwanted"
I have too liked your comment
I aswell have shown moderate interest in thy's expression on thoust platform
I disliked it
9:35 Nikko: we know a thing or two, cause we’ve seen a thing or two
4:50 Sweet home alabama
Even with rain fall, nikkos upload brightens my mood with his reactions.
For real though 😂
@7:16 "I have survival skills, I was in the military, I know how to shoot a weapon..." Interesting that he couldn't name the guns he shoots. I've never met a fellow shooter who couldn't or anyone who calls it "shooting a weapon."
not the referee trying to take a look💀
For real though
LMFAO not the sid the sloth "critical thinking"lolol
8:30 yo what the hell that’s my school, how tf did I not know about this 😭
As a middle school wrestler I can confirm we often find ourselves in weird positions sometimes
2 stereo types completed at the same time
Hi
1:08 2:22 3:05 3:25 3:53 4:28 5:50 6:25 6:44 7:05 7:48 8:17 8:46 8:52 9:27 9:43 10:26 11:07 11:46 12:05 12:29 2:26 7:14 9:19 11:10
That first clip, the wrestling one the guy in orange was my teammate in highschool
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@@nagollogannm's
Sooo, what’s his number?
The uncle ruckus theme with the whip had me dying lmao
Bro do you have a twin
6:28 yoo, he did that today 😳
i agree with the little kid that said "for racism". lmao
6:35 - I'll volunteer to be that friend Nikko!
Bro i enjoy your videos. Love from south africa man. Keep on doing your thing💪🏻
Watch out Toby's getting tea baged
She’s 50% down is wild
7:45 wait i know that room and that teacher. . . THATS MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR FOR STATICS AND DYNAMICS
Ain’t no way bro
@Mysterypersonal it is man he did the exact same demonstration
@ what was it for!?!
@@Mysterypersonal i believe it was elasticity i think its been a few years. might be be wrong, like i said its been a few years
HAHAHHA BRO. i had to pause the video im dying laughing. "whats your skill set?!" - "Kritikel Tinkeng"
Hey Nikki been sick lately and your videos made me feel good again
8:47 is funny as hell
3:31 the people that clapped though lol.
2:51 GORLOCK THE DESTROYER!
Yo less go! Love the vids and memes!
Hell yeah!
The dude that got the balls put on his face during the wrestling match is my history teacher when he was in high school 😭
It's not gay if you get paid. It's just business.
I feel like Chihuahuas will be the only dog that can’t get into heaven.
2:13 my friend yelled that at a band consert he yelled it when it went quiet 💀💀
"ready? Horsecock." "YEAH I THINK I HEARD GREEN"
0:31 what did she say?
yo thats what im wondering
I think she said "I'm new to men
Never been to a real water park? Come up to Cincinnati and me and my Army buddies will take you to Kings Island and have a fucking blast lol
7:08 once the explosion happened I got an ad lol
all dogs go to heaven except pitbulls with bite history or who have mauled innocent other animals imo
10:56 If you go to prison and an inmate tries to rape you, depends on the prison/jail rules. Some jails, the guards/administration will turn a blind eye, so long as you aren't in bad shape. Other jails, it can get both parties into solitary confinement and an addition rape charge on the rapist's record. However, in most prisons/jails, you don't want to be known as the "rat" so you may not even report it at all. I have had prisoners who I write to, just to cover up their injuries, just so it wouldn't bring attention to anyone. This would lead to more confrontation and possibly make your life worse in prison. It is not a fun place to be, at all, in any capacity.
1:34 I heard navy
every dog except ankle bitters go to heaven
every time i watch your videos i be dieing🤣
❤ 0:04
Nah i ain’t doing that to a 5 year old 4:44 😭😭😭😭
Less then a year 💀💀💀
10:54 shank. Give em the metal shank before you catch the flesh shank.
FOR 2MILLiON!!! "BRO, Pucker up those LIPS!"
It’s hard to believe that this guy says he was actually in the military 😂
“I want to be reincarnated as a mosquito”💀
@7:15 Really, what did you expect them to say, "I can make big booms with household items!" *knock* *knock* "ATF! OPEN UP!"
Bro went:
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😟
hey nikko, dogs will go to heaven, but you gotta make sure you get there aswell so you see them. in hell you suffer alone.
Nikko we need another forward observation group video man
Psalms 36:6 NIV version Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, LORD, preserve both people and animals.
bros walking on water 1:09 who gave him to walk on water
10:43 PERSONALLY IM TAKING IT
Not the sloppy seconds😭
“Did he spot tho” now translates to “Diddy spits tho”
Nah not them chihuahua’s. That breed going he🏒🏒
Hey Nikko its my birthday today also love the vid
Happy birthday
Thanks
This kills me every time 💀💀 2:25
Nikko i love you and you are amazing
Mineiga is crazy 😂😂😂
0:29 I think Nikko lied about being in the army and was actually in the Navy
omg cant STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 look at the guy lol