If you think being thrown in a pool by your dad is negligence clearly you don't understand that for most people as kids that was the best core memory ever. Nothing can really top being 5-10 and being tossed by your dad in a pool. When it is safe obviously.
I play cod with a girl who is engaged and whenever some guy gets butthurt and says “get back in the kitchen”, she snaps back and says “I love cooking for my man”
I don't get why guys find it attractive when a girl wants to just stay at home...a girl that doesn't need you, but chooses to be with you is way more attractive. PS. It's also nice knowing that if you die, your lady isn't going to just be stuck.
Same, I work a full time job and I’d love to have someone help 😭 I’m drowning rn. But I suck at cleaning tho so I don’t think I’d be a good house wife.
I make kitchen jokes all the time, once another girl heard me make that joke and she told her boyfriend (a friend Id had for 6 or 7 years, he'd just gotten the gf) he couldn't hang out around me anymore lmfao
My little brother makes kitchen jokes but I always hit him back with why doesn’t he have a job but I got a full time one and making 10 times more bank than he’s ever had
Nikko knows the struggle 😭 3:12 It's always analyzing every feature to make sure that it is a girl. Like ooh you look a bit too construction handy... You might be a dude
Simp... = Simple, no violence pimp. that allows his/her stable to keep all proceeds as long as they keep hanging out. ..😂😂😂😂😂😂😮 Quinton T. taught me that😂😂😂
The misogyny jokes are usually a pretty good clue that a dudes not a misogynist. Like when somebody makes good racist jokes, you know they aren’t racist.
"You're going to hell for this."
"THIS? This is what I'm going to hell for? You must be new here."
I felt that one.
IKR 😂😂😂
“I give it a 9/11”💀
The accent gets me
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@fahianhaque4413 What you on?
Had me dead
I’m literally watching this on 9/11 😢
The way he says "Devil gon clap mah cheeks." LMFAO!!
If you think being thrown in a pool by your dad is negligence clearly you don't understand that for most people as kids that was the best core memory ever. Nothing can really top being 5-10 and being tossed by your dad in a pool. When it is safe obviously.
My dad did that shit when I was 1
@@Youeatbabies. tbh I only remember my dad doing it. Don't remember the age, but hey some dads feel confident
straight fax
my dad went to grab the so i dont know 😭😭
My dad fucking tossed me 10ft in the air as a kid into a pool
Bro Nikko made my Alexa call the cops!!!!😅😭😭😭😭😭
Same😂😂
I had a "close friend" that blocked me after I made a kitchen joke. She also turned our entire friend group against me.
WTF
Rip bro my friends that are girls make kitchen jokes towards me
Yes, Nikko always expect poop but not all the time
Omg
Good to know
Nah, oh hell no
Wait!what,r u gay? V 😂😂😂😂😂
@@christinasemenya1961 yes im am
I play cod with a girl who is engaged and whenever some guy gets butthurt and says “get back in the kitchen”, she snaps back and says “I love cooking for my man”
My kinda woman
i wish
lame response
Neeeeaaat
@@luckyfilms6062virgin
I've got to say, the editor for these videos is always amazing.
5:10 curious face
5:11 Yelling at Alexa to CANCEL AND STOP AND SHUT UP BEFORE FBI BREAKS MY DOOR D:
Lol it even triggered my Alexa to start
If you’re going to play in a mud hole you have to be ready to get a little muddy
😂
I was looking for this comment 🤣
lol. But seriously if you cleaned out there should be no poo.
I don’t get offended by the kitchen jokes, I’d happy to be a stay at home wife as long as you work all day, gotta work for what you want😂
As long as you ready to pay the bills without my help, we can make this work 😭🙏
I don't get why guys find it attractive when a girl wants to just stay at home...a girl that doesn't need you, but chooses to be with you is way more attractive.
PS. It's also nice knowing that if you die, your lady isn't going to just be stuck.
@@Osprey1994 I want that because I want to feel needed
Same, I work a full time job and I’d love to have someone help 😭 I’m drowning rn. But I suck at cleaning tho so I don’t think I’d be a good house wife.
If there is poop, you did not prepare.
If you are not prepared for poop, you ain’t all there.
This is 100% the funniest response to his question XD
Finally a question I can answer, not if you preped right if you didn’t they yeah
You're not a alcoholic Nikko you're just a marine 😂
“Y’all must be new new.“ Is the blackest I’ve seen Nikko ever.
Those first guys are definitely in the navy
Thanks!
“Oh my god I have to sh*t” …. Nikko Ortiz
Dude. The Alexa thing almost gave me a heart attack. I'm wearing earbuds to watch your videos from now on.
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
bro him throwing her will be like her best childhood memory
That swipe right without looking has caught me some trouble 🤣😅
oh dear Lord do i want to know this story🤣
before I really knew what trans people were, the blind swipe right resulted in me meeting my first trans person. Very surprising
🤣🤣 i see them all the time where im at. i seen a trans person with a full on beard thinking there a woman in walmart last week.@@flopus7
Shouldn't expect poop if you've cleaned yourself out proper.
Exactly
I make kitchen jokes all the time, once another girl heard me make that joke and she told her boyfriend (a friend Id had for 6 or 7 years, he'd just gotten the gf) he couldn't hang out around me anymore lmfao
the turtle from over the hedge got me dying LMFAO
5:09 good thing i dont have alexa
Headphones for the win!
7:20 It all depends on how good your partner is at being a bottom, some do enemas/washes and stuff like that to make sure it is clean.
ty for the advice xd
💀@@aqatic
@@Waiting851 lmao
Poor Alexa!💙
Whoever said it was negligence he was clearly watching the child, negligence would be Nt watching as the kid drown in the pool and they didn’t notice
Im not offended. Because I know if I go in the kitchen and make somethin, it probably going to be a health hazard. I can't even make a grilled cheese.
Yikes
Wish more YTers were like Nikko, this mans a real one.
ain't no day without nikko baby💪🏼🚀
My man with the sharks would swim circles around them lol
Underrated comment.
Being a dad is peek life. Never know true love until that happens. Good luck fellas.
That brief Alex Jones appearance got me 😂
I don't get offended by the kitchen jokes, I just laugh along with whoever said it 😂
Nikkos high energy is contagious …so much caffeine “the devil gnn chap my cheeks” 💀💀💀 fmd
Love it when daddy nikko posts
7:23 lmao u gotta clean that out
You always make my day thank you 😂😂❤❤❤
5:59 is crazy 🪑
Lmfao IDGAF kitchen jokes are funny 🤣
My little brother makes kitchen jokes but I always hit him back with why doesn’t he have a job but I got a full time one and making 10 times more bank than he’s ever had
I love watching nikko’s videos because his whole personality and vibe is my family no joke his jokes is what I call a Christmas dinner tbh
Nikko really said WHEN I used tinder😂😂
Nikko thanks so much man you made me really happy
The shit you say has me rolling man 😂 keep up the great content.
Bro you activated my Alexa!!! Gave me a heart attack!
Losing brain cells every watch , love yah boy
Bruh is going shark spearfishing with his new hunt'n leg.
7:25, yes, yes
Nikko knows the struggle 😭 3:12 It's always analyzing every feature to make sure that it is a girl. Like ooh you look a bit too construction handy... You might be a dude
Nikko you’re the best!!
I will always love your videos nikko.
a ps5 for every person that likes this
You won’t
A
yeaahhhhhhh hhhuuuhhhhhh
How desperate for attention are you.. its just sad.
y be mean i was just wanting to make a joke
Love your videos nikko
5:23 the funniest thing in this video is him thinking any ladies watch his videos.
love you man!
MESA IS DEAD LAUGHING😂
Launch control 0 to 100 in .0000005 seconds
Hey Niko imagine if you will a gay shark coming at you. You're welcome...
That last dude is about to assend to nirvana with those ideas 😂😂😂
I feel that, "I don't drink often but when I do we don't stop"
5:11 this actual worked for me and she called 911 😂😂😂😂
Love your vids
I'm literally still thinking about the last one. It makes too much sense
God damn, that fish though 😂.
That fish tho😂😂😂
Yo Nikko, Alexa wasn't listening to you cause she was in the kitchen.
Bro got me with the Alexa 💀
Shoving that sword😂😅
Trust me bro, when you play golf with your homies it can become the wildest thing 💀
Bro, I’ll be buying burner phones for this exact situation
5:58 the kermit 💀💀💀💀
100% matched with a dude that same way lmao
7:10 Shouldn't be like that if properly prepped beforehand
Cage go in the water,
Nikko go in the water.
Shark in the water.
Our shark.
Nikko go nuts in the water.
9:26 He identifies as shark bait... ooh ha ha
NIKKO PLEASE OUUUIYYY THESE NUTS
We don't belong in the water. No truer words have ever been spoken.
My man broke the sound barrier 1:07
Based Nikko is best Nikko 😎
7:27 why was this the one that broke me??😭🤣
I ❤ nikko( I liked my own comment)
Bruh every video? Like you do realize this gets old after like the 2nd time
Ew
Cringe
@@richiehardison6132 womp womp
😂😂
Love the Channel 👍
Love your vids keep up the good work!
As a woman I’ve never been offended by kitchen jokes. I think they’re hilarious😂
Love your content bro!!
Bruh WHEN HE SAID ALEXA MINE ACTUALLY DID CALL 911 so I unplugged it 💀💀
5:09 funny good thing I always wear headphones when watching UA-cam lol
Simp... = Simple, no violence pimp. that allows his/her stable to keep all proceeds as long as they keep hanging out.
..😂😂😂😂😂😂😮 Quinton T. taught me that😂😂😂
Lookin for the comment about the poop question. For research.
The smartest thing I've ever seen was the guy that acted confused at a college party when the cops rolled up and all the underage people booked it.
The misogyny jokes are usually a pretty good clue that a dudes not a misogynist. Like when somebody makes good racist jokes, you know they aren’t racist.
he slam dunk the child in the water lmao
Hilarious, my boy
At 2:28, what was the kid thinking…😮😮😮
With the 'go back to the kitchen' thing, I would be offended!
Because they assumed I could cook!
Loved the gurl filter. ❤ 😂
Your a great creature keep it up we all appreciate you
❤❤