oh yeah wtf? i didn’t even notice that the first time, i just saw the stupidly quick acceleration boost luigi got on mario raceway. cpu really was scuffed in mkwii
12:25 has me rolling 😂 man flawlessly dashes through a bomb like it’s a frickin action movie, starts talking about how he couldn’t believe it, and before he could even finish his sentence proceeds to get blown up mid air by another one. you just can’t write this stuff 🤣
@@makoapartika Pretty much everyone uses Funky Kong is tournaments nowadays. Daisy is still viable, of course, and even better for some certain courses, but it remains that Funky is the most played.
Poofesure, you got a long way to go. In order to unlock EVERYTHING, you need at least 1 star in every cup in every CC, and win a fast staff ghost in Time Trials. That means you gotta get first in all 4 races in each cup.
12:26 Dodging a bomb like a pro by accident before getting blown by another one 10 seconds after feels like a poofesure thing. The kind of thing that can only happen to him in particular.
It’s downright impressive how well he does considering he keeps handicapping himself by never wheelieing, it’s like deciding to do an egg-and-spoon race on one leg
Poof, Word of Advice: Whenever you get the lightning cloud 🌩️, it gives you a boost of speed, you can cut through grass with that speed in the event your in a placement were there’s no one around and you can just get as far as you can before it zaps.
@@SuccessfulArxz actually he livestreamed mkw on twitch like a year ago and we all spammed chat to make him learn about pow dodging, wheelies, and holding an item behind you in manual
Poof, here’s a tip. If you fall off a course, right when Lakitu drops you back on track (the moment you land) press accelerate. The timing is tricky, but if you do it right you’ll get a slight boost.
5:35 The thundercloud makes you twice as fast while it's on you, which is why it's good to get one from the last item box, because it won't shrink you until you cross the line.
To answer your question about the lightning cloud, poof, it makes one go faster when they have it so they can have a better chance of passing it on to someone else.
Petition to Poofesure try to unlock Dry Bowser and Rosalina: sign here👇👇👇 (Dry Bowser - one star in every cup at 150cc) (Rosalina - one star in every cup at Mirror mode)
6:00 Can we take a second to acknowledge how lucky Poof was here. -Barley misses a banana begging held onto by Baby Mario -Is knocked by Walugi, but not enough to put him in the path of the bullet, which hits Wario. -Right as the bullet ends, it hits the fake box which Poof probably would have hit if he continued driving straight. All within a few seconds. Poof wasn’t kidding when he said the race felt chaotic.
*ATTENTION POOFESURE!* If your in a hurry to get an item from the item box, you can stop the roulette by pressing up or down with the wii remote turned sideways.
1. Do more wheelies for speed 2. More drifting 3. Look back every now and then. Sm facts: thundercloud gives u "immunity" to off road so if u cannot get rid of it atleast take advantage of it, try using mushrooms more to cut off-road. Love
mr krabs...
money
Dad.
Oh yeah
Same😔
Oh yeah
10:33 I just want everyone to notice the pure absurdity of the maneuver that Bowser does to take the lead right here, like tf is that
All I know is no player can pull that off lmao
@@phrog.4809 that’s exactly what I mean, it’s legit cheating for the cpus 😂
oh yeah wtf? i didn’t even notice that the first time, i just saw the stupidly quick acceleration boost luigi got on mario raceway. cpu really was scuffed in mkwii
Even twd98 couldn’t pull that off
i cant stop cackling at this
12:25 has me rolling 😂 man flawlessly dashes through a bomb like it’s a frickin action movie, starts talking about how he couldn’t believe it, and before he could even finish his sentence proceeds to get blown up mid air by another one. you just can’t write this stuff 🤣
The bomb was a direct hit as well
I AGREEE YESSS
BAFFLED THAT I GOT- ..........
That happened to me too while I was gliding in rainbow road 64 mario kart 8
FR
"Daisy, no one even plays as you"
Is the second most played character in the game
Guess whos the first lol
It’s definitely king boo guys 😂
@@pidg3otto262 Nah. It's Bowser
@@jdapaul1351 oh my bad, my second guess was toadette lol
its crazy how daisy and funky kong are both meta online
10:59 bro baby peach actually pulled one of the sickest tricks i’ve ever seen on that course lol
Dang that’s funny 💀💀
I didn't even notice 😭
Bro did a catwheel im dead ☠️
That was sick how she landed on the wall and stuck the landing
@@qq3088 same
If anyone can make wii videos entertaining for years and years on end, it’s this guy
🤖
fr
@@Oldmangaming7 btw where’s y’all’s leader? Idk I’m not trying to dominate the earth I just wanna see it’s leader
@@Mr._Unlucky what the fuck are you saying
@@Oldmangaming7 you think I’m a comment bot so I wanted to talk to your leader so I could start a robot apocalypse
8:56 I love how he's so oblivious to Daisy being the meta
2nd meta
@@Gennings its either funky flame or daisy mach look at EmilP u can make daisy work in comp
I always play daisy or Rosalina
@@makoapartika Pretty much everyone uses Funky Kong is tournaments nowadays. Daisy is still viable, of course, and even better for some certain courses, but it remains that Funky is the most played.
Daisy is also the cutest not to mention
13:42 “Sometimes playing with fire gives you…cooked food”
-Poofessure, 2023
NAOOOOOOH! -poofesure
Your name, why
Poofesure, you got a long way to go. In order to unlock EVERYTHING, you need at least 1 star in every cup in every CC, and win a fast staff ghost in Time Trials. That means you gotta get first in all 4 races in each cup.
Plus playing time trials unlocks baby luigi, toadette, funky kong, a mii outfit and some vehicles
He already has a hard time just placing first OVERALL. I hope he sees this comment, the hell isn’t over yet.
You ent gotta come first in all races poof didn’t and yet he got rank star
@WrongOpinion you need at least 57 to get a star
He also needs to learn how to do a wheelie.
12:26 Dodging a bomb like a pro by accident before getting blown by another one 10 seconds after feels like a poofesure thing. The kind of thing that can only happen to him in particular.
It’s downright impressive how well he does considering he keeps handicapping himself by never wheelieing, it’s like deciding to do an egg-and-spoon race on one leg
You can wheelie?
Not just that but the lack of drift turning to make up for low handling
@@themonkeking722no fr and he complains abt beef bosses turning, like if you’re not gonna use the manual drifting use automatic 😂
13:01 the way baby mario just comes steals the box whilst doing a wheelie is hilarious lmao
12:26 The Ultimate Tease
13:22 Best Toad Impression Ever
11:40 “I’m not always running into you so why are you running into me” it’s so funny listening to Poof try to use logic and reasoning against NPCs
The AI Is just heartless
12:28 - 12:37 was the hardest I've laughed in weeks 😂
XDDDDD
The way he goes from pure excitment to dead silence so fast is wat kills me
I laughed out loud on a full train 💀
Yeah very funny
Not only the timing but HOW he got hit mid air😭it was so personal to whoever threw that
12:32 Absolutely impeccable comedic timing lmao
Poof, Word of Advice: Whenever you get the lightning cloud 🌩️, it gives you a boost of speed, you can cut through grass with that speed in the event your in a placement were there’s no one around and you can just get as far as you can before it zaps.
good try but this has been repeated over and over again on his mario kart videos, he doesnt read the comments
@@mrmccargo8861 Very rarely he will, it’s how he learned how to avoid the Pow-Blocks Ground Shake
That's not great advice, if you don't know the timing you can get stuck in grass and stay there for an eternity
@@k2_x376 fair enough
@@SuccessfulArxz actually he livestreamed mkw on twitch like a year ago and we all spammed chat to make him learn about pow dodging, wheelies, and holding an item behind you in manual
"daisy, no one even plays as you"
Online players: allow me to introduce myself
More like: Daisy, Lucia even plays as you.
i'm so proud of poof, he's finally learned how to do wheelies
barely
Now all he needs to learn is inside drifting properly
Now he needs to use them
@@twes003 and standstill mini turbos..and how the thundercloud works..and when to hold items..
@@Machturtle7491 And at last but not least: doing wheelies and chaining them
12:36 him being sniped by a computer is honestly hilarious
The way that you worded it made the scene so much funnier lmfao
@@Catpaw616 lol true
Took me all the way out 💀
Poof, here’s a tip.
If you fall off a course, right when Lakitu drops you back on track (the moment you land) press accelerate. The timing is tricky, but if you do it right you’ll get a slight boost.
He actually can do the POW escape, but he doesn’t know about the other one
he won’t take the advice from elisa
@@aleksiii7085 I see, thank you
14:15 - He hit someone. I saw them flying.
10:35 “INK?! *WHAT ARE THESE P O W E R U P S S!!!”*
8:56 "Daisy! No one even plays as you!"
Who's gonna tell him?
5:35 the storm cloud gives a speed and acceleration boost until it shrinks you
That crab is the most uncanny Mr Krabs I have ever seen 😅
8:55 Daisy ! no one plays as you
Mario Kart Wii top players : Are you sure about that ?
7:56 "ARE YOU DYSLEXIC BEEF BOSS?!?!!" kill me 💀
Bro said it exitedly like a teacher im dying 🤣
HIM GIGGLING WHILE HES SAYING THAT IS KILLING ME😭😭😭
12:28 Poof goes through bomb.
8 seconds later, gets hit with a bomb.
8:57, poofesure, buddy, about 99% of the Mario Kart Wii community would beg to differ
5:35 The thundercloud makes you twice as fast while it's on you, which is why it's good to get one from the last item box, because it won't shrink you until you cross the line.
13:23 - (Toad Laugh) right back at ya.
8:13 Very in-character of Wario to push someone into a penguin like that
10:33 Bowser just zooms out of no where to get 6th then the absolute chaos at 12:54 sent me dying 😭😭😭
“Daisy no one even plays as you”
Daisy Mach Bike mains: 👁️👄👁️
9:56 oh my god i never thought i'd ever see poof actually doing a wheelie. has science gone too far???
Ik I’m a year late but he claims that he makes you go slow though and you can’t steer during it lmao
8:34 That red shell foreshadowing though 😂
6:42 - 6:48 Possibly the biggest mess up on a final course in mirror mode.
10:24 The single mushroom in 9th and the blooper in 7th had me dying laughing but low key they did you dirty
Ahoy me spongeboi, I'm about to ruin poofesure's career argh argh argha raagh!
From 12:27 to 12:37, that was the craziest amount of good luck in Mario Kart almost immediately followed by horrendous bad luck. Hilarious
11:08 - Poof: I have a red shell and he has a banana.
Me: And he still did.
7:31 - Tip: Wait halfway after the 2 to press 2 to boost your engine.
12:27 Doesn't get hit by the bomb right in front of him but gets hit with one that came from god knows where 😂
12:57 that was 100% intentional on the AI's part
4:46 don't we all?
9:35 - Yeah, now Mr. Krabs has to worry about you for a change.
The sequence from 12:25 to 12:40 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard in my life
Poof: Shoots 3 shells at Mario at 2:23 without aiming, misses
Poof: confused at how it didn't work
The cloud power-up is awesome since it gives you speed boost but it only sucks when it strikes you
Poof is always there for you when you can’t sleep
15:49 - I'm surprised he wasn't complaining about getting no box. He probably would've lost it anyway in the blue shell.
Bro is single handly carrying the whole wii industry
15:06 - A box is a box no matter what color the box is.
Hey Poof you really saved me throughout covid and i really appreciate you for making me laugh! Much love.
"sometimes playing with fire gives you cooked food" is such a good one liner and it immediately gets followed up with a banana slip
only poofesure
9:13 sorry about that
What if Alfonso joined Mario kart Wii
Mr Krabs hasn't been the same ever since he sold Spongebob for 62 cents.
This guy has singlehandedly made my wii the most played console in my house since I started watching him 🤣
Man goes through every stage of grief in one course
“Daisy no one even plays as you “
Online games just full of funky kong and daisys
Wait until he tries to three star mirror mode and 150cc
Fr if it was torture of me i can imagine the content hes gonna produce
He doesnt have the ability or skill to do that
5:58 - Bad Donkey Kong! He turned back into a gorilla right after he hit that red box.
5:19 - Poof: Bowser with all those green shells...
Me: ...ends up getting hit with my one green shell.
poofesure the only youtuber to upload when australians are awake
cause he uploads pretty late at night in the US
@@ConnorW8 no he uploads early in the us and that's when Australians are awake
@@realemail2459 huh?
@@gavinoloupe135 Google it fool
its late in the US right now google it
6:42 was probably the worse combination of events I’ve ever seen happen to Poof lmfao
15:29, Luigi my squeegee!
13:02 OH MY GOD! LOL
To answer your question about the lightning cloud, poof, it makes one go faster when they have it so they can have a better chance of passing it on to someone else.
14:57 - You tried, red shell, but you're toooo late!
12:35 might be the most impressive bob-omb throw I've ever seen
5:03 koopa troopa with the assist
That’s why koopa troopa is one of the best bois
13:24 I love that toad impression
“Sometimes playing with fire gets you cooked food.”
-Poofesure 2023
"Daisy, no one even plays as you"
One of the most inaccurate things he's said
Poof: no one plays w u daisy
Half the competitive community:😶
5:35 The thundercloud boosts your speed and acceleration while you have it, that's why he took off so fast.
6:30 yo what 💀
But like, don’t we all? Bowser kinda…
@@Sp3ctralIwho’s we💀
@@IMK205 you just don’t see the vision 😔
Baby Peach + Her Getting A Big Mushroom + Shy Guy Beach = HELL
Atleast for me
3:08 he slipped into Wii Party mode
Poof can make anything and I’ll laugh at it. He is the definition of RAGE. And I love it. ❤️
6:44 dude got mario karted
First law of Mario Kart: Everything is YOUR fault.
Second law of Mario Kart: The more you blame the AI, the more karma strikes
Petition to Poofesure try to unlock Dry Bowser and Rosalina: sign here👇👇👇
(Dry Bowser - one star in every cup at 150cc)
(Rosalina - one star in every cup at Mirror mode)
12:56 I like it how Waluigi was zooming and then got hit by a thunder cloud with somebody else, and then said You’re have this poof
1:04 literally every time when the player mentions there lead
Also shocking 🤣
6:00 Can we take a second to acknowledge how lucky Poof was here.
-Barley misses a banana begging held onto by Baby Mario
-Is knocked by Walugi, but not enough to put him in the path of the bullet, which hits Wario.
-Right as the bullet ends, it hits the fake box which Poof probably would have hit if he continued driving straight.
All within a few seconds. Poof wasn’t kidding when he said the race felt chaotic.
13:54 when you’re a Washington Capitals fan
12:55 "I need a boosty"
Waluigi: "Thundercloud, it's all yours my friend."
*Poof uses 101% of his brain to dodge the first bomb*
The game: Yeah no. 12:36
Did you block me from your channel?
2:27 - Imagine he’s saying “Thx you Mario!”
*ATTENTION POOFESURE!*
If your in a hurry to get an item from the item box, you can stop the roulette by pressing up or down with the wii remote turned sideways.
The lighting cloud makes you go faster hence why you get it all across the race and why Luigi jumpstarted at high speed
I’d love to see poof and TWD98 collab on Mario Kart Wii. It’ll be a great video
1. Do more wheelies for speed 2. More drifting 3. Look back every now and then. Sm facts: thundercloud gives u "immunity" to off road so if u cannot get rid of it atleast take advantage of it, try using mushrooms more to cut off-road. Love
Him and toad 😭
12:36 someone put the bomb right behind you. In just the right time. 🤣🤣
2:46 classic 🤌
Something about Poof missing the boxes every time he plays Mario Kart is really funny to me