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@@MadWeegee Drift would be good for inside drift, but for karts/outside drift, handling is more important because a lot of the time, drifting won't save you, and the moped (Which was the Sugarscoot) has one of the best handling stats for an outside drift bike.
Beef boss if you wanna win in this game you gotta learn few things: 1. When you're riding a bike you can do a wheelie by moving the wii remote up (Just watch out for other people to not hit you while performing the wheelie or you'll get stunned for a sec). This will give you more speed for a short period, but you're unable to turn when wheeling so try to wheelie in a straight section of the course. You can stop wheeling by moving the remote down. 2. You can hold items such as bananas, shells and fake itemboxes behind your vehicle by holding the left arrow button (tho 3 bananas and shells are hold automatically behind or around you.) 3. You can perform tricks by moving the wii remote any direction (left, right, up, down actually performs different kind of animations). This works on all ramps (even if they don't have turbo on the edge) and red mushrooms on Mushroom Gorge. 4. You can look behind you by holding the A button (Is actually very useful when you want to hit someone with an item from behind or just watch if anyone is nearby). 5. There are bikes which have inside drift which some if not all will find much easier to control when turning. With these tips you should do fine in the race and unlock more stuff by completing the Grand Prixes.
He is so underrated and deserves 100 million subs. Anything boring or not entertaining to watch, he makes it into something amazing and hilarious. These are the kind of you tubers we need. He is so underrated and understandably funny. Whenever I am in a bad mood from my parents or online school, I can just watch a Poof video and I forget what I was mad about. Keep doing what you are doing man.
Here’s some tips I think you would like to know: Tricks- You need to do tricks. They’re a small thing but very helpful. All you do is flick your Wii remote towards you when your character goes up something like a slope or are in the air for a short time. (Like the mushrooms, small snow piles, or side wall blue speed boosters or the normal slopes with the booster) Holding Items- To hold an item behind you (like a shell or banana. Be careful with false mystery boxes) Press and hold on the D-Pad the entire time (it sucks but helps you greatly) or if you are doing automatic you can hit the back B button. I usually keep the item there for as long as I can and start to throw them behind me when I near the finish line on the last lap. -Storm Cloud What I do when I get these annoying things is just slam on my breaks and wait for a person to drive by me. I then try to drive into them, slam my breaks on again to avoid hitting them and continue on with my race. This is if you’re not near the finish line like you were on that beach level. If you’re near the finish line and get the cloud, just keep going. This is the same if you have a blue shell after you, or a red shell (anything that targets you). Just keep driving. If there’s nobody by you, sucks to suck. Just keep calm and try to get more items to get back to 1st place. I don’t think throwing yourself off the map really helps. You get the same results if you just take the hit from the storm cloud. I’ve never tried it myself so you can opinion this yourself. I hope these help you. It took me a while to finally get good at this game, knowing these tricks, short cuts and other ways to save time or my character really helps me get 1st place every time! I hope the same happens to you. Never give up and just keep playing, you’ll get better over time. It’s also important to keep clams. I usually listen to music when I play to help keep focused. I really hope you see this :(( Took me forever to write! I just love helping others with these type of things.
List of Poofesure's likes, neutrals and dislikes on mario kart games Likes - bullets - lightlings - 1st place - playing as beef boss Neutrals - Peach Dislikes - three mushrooms - "Mr. Krabs's" on GBA Shy Guy Beach - King Boo - Wario - Baby Mario - Golden Mushrooms - Rainbow Road - 7th place and lower - bloopers - red shells that didn't hit the drivers - getting hit by a heavyweight playing as a lightweight - light characters - blue shells - Bowser - Donkey Kong - don't know how to hold bananas and green shells - "fall on you" things (based of Thwomps) - failed start boosts - thrown shells going through the drivers - cars on Moonview Highway - thunderclouds - getting ran over
So, I am a fairly knowledgeable player. And I was cringing for most of this. Here are some tips you could use for playing MarioKart Wii. 1. Use bikes. They can wheelie. Wheelie goes much faster on straightaways. 2. Specifically, the Mach Bike and Flame Runner are the best bikes in the game. They have the highest speed stat. 3. The best characters and Funky Kong, Daisy, and Luigi. They all have an extra speed boost when you play as them, with Funky having the biggest. 4. Use inside drifting bikes and, if you have to, cars. They can take sharper turns. The Mach Bike and Flame Runner are inside drifters, but some others are the Wild Wing and the Bullet Bike (I think). 5. Use manual drift. You can take sharper turns with manual. 6. Vehicles with more weight will be bumped less. The Sugarscoot has very low weight, for example, so it will be bumped easily. That is all the tips I can think of, so if anybody sees this, you can use it to gain a major advantage.
beef boss is only allowed to drive mopeds
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Yes
Dope
Idk
Yes he is
“why is everyone going a million miles an hour”
*picks a slow ass bike*
He also claims that said slow ass bike has terrible handling
@@MadWeegee Drift would be good for inside drift, but for karts/outside drift, handling is more important because a lot of the time, drifting won't save you, and the moped (Which was the Sugarscoot) has one of the best handling stats for an outside drift bike.
Also rubber band is a thing
@@not_ike but it's nowhere near as bad as it was in 64
@@not_ike Rubberbanding isn't in Mario Kart WIi.
Gotta love how he doesn't know how to trick, wheelie, or hold items behind him lol.
Shhhh we aren’t supposed to tell him anything
He literally tricks tho
bro all he has to do is shake his controller bruh
I play with a GameCube controller online. He should probably consider switching.
@@sammydiaz9640 or play with a proper controller lmao.
“How come everyone is going a million miles an hour?”
*picks 150cc and sugarscoot*
And uses the s u g a r s c o o t
sugarscoot isn’t actually bad, you just gotta know how to use it
@@cancerprincesa Everything outside of the Spear, Flame Runner and Mach Bike is bad by comparison
@@PogaltaEditz flame runner is superior
@@PogaltaEditz I think you forgot the bullet bike
7:53 this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen the computer do omfg why did he just swerve to the left like that lmaoo
I laughed so hard as well! Waluigi just gave up and went home
7:53
LMFAO
@@Devilishmug 💀💀💀💀💀💀
HAHSJSHS IVE NEVER SEEN THE CPU FUCK UP THAT BADLY OMG
Beef boss if you wanna win in this game you gotta learn few things:
1. When you're riding a bike you can do a wheelie by moving the wii remote up (Just watch out for other people to not hit you while performing the wheelie or you'll get stunned for a sec). This will give you more speed for a short period, but you're unable to turn when wheeling so try to wheelie in a straight section of the course. You can stop wheeling by moving the remote down.
2. You can hold items such as bananas, shells and fake itemboxes behind your vehicle by holding the left arrow button (tho 3 bananas and shells are hold automatically behind or around you.)
3. You can perform tricks by moving the wii remote any direction (left, right, up, down actually performs different kind of animations). This works on all ramps (even if they don't have turbo on the edge) and red mushrooms on Mushroom Gorge.
4. You can look behind you by holding the A button (Is actually very useful when you want to hit someone with an item from behind or just watch if anyone is nearby).
5. There are bikes which have inside drift which some if not all will find much easier to control when turning.
With these tips you should do fine in the race and unlock more stuff by completing the Grand Prixes.
Yo thx for giving him a tutorial lol but you could put it more easily
Thanks for teaching me how to hold items. That’s the only tip you gave that I didn’t know how to perform.
Thanks for the lecture
And to avoid a POW, just shake the wheel or whatever you have
@@mr.blueshell0967 Oof I forgot to include that, thx!
The fact he didn't trick off the Mushroom Gorge mushrooms, had me shaking bro
Facts I started shaking my phone Bc he wouldn’t shake his damn remote
And he didn't shake off the pow...
@@MadWeegee Those physically hurt me
Or wheelie
I duckin died ngl, I was like: “JUST SHAKE THE DAMN THING!”
Not even a shell wants to obey a hamburger
😏
@@menkisser611 I honestly hate you.
@@aduretta im just quirky like that 😜😘
Supreme Leader, my uncle was imprisoned for saying "This not eating shit got me fucked up", can we have him back please?
@@menkisser611 mind helping me out? There's this one jackass that keeps aimbotting me, was wondering if you could wipe them out.
7:52 Waluigi randomly swerving across the entire road and off had me rolling.
It took me two years to notice that, even though he totally mentioned it in the video. I can't breathe-
he couldn’t take it anymore..
Me too! That’s very unexpected!
Bro fr just busted a U
16:00
Beef boss: hits darker colored sand
Also beef boss: * has a seizure *
🤣
I shouldn’tve laughed at that😭
beef boss is looking awfully thick on his motorcycle
cursed
beef boss best waifu
I know, right?
Thanks Izzy
Yooooo like extra thick
Poofesure: Who the F just threw me off right there?
Mario: *Wasn't me*
Hey
Thanks Avery
Plot Twist:
It *WAS* Mario
Does it bother anyone else that he doesn't do a single wheelie when using bikes?
Yes
Or use funky kong
Or do tricks off the boosts
@@moneymakinmitch8130 YES THAT TOO. Especially on mushroom gorge when he didn't trick off any of the red mushrooms
Absolutely
"out of thin ass" is the best line i've ever heard
It physically hurts me whenever he doesn’t pow dodge
Same when he doesn't wheelie with bikes or use inside drifting
Not everyone is good at Mario kart dude...
@@33dbz all you gotta do is shake the remote...
@Savagep all you gotta do is shake the remote
@@wesipher6835 idk the timing
12:00 ''how did that get me'' he says as he litterally drove into it
I died when that happened
Waluigi even got first to flex on him
It tickled the hair on his pinky toe and somehow his entire cart did a flip.
Waluigi hid steroids under the shell
He was to the side of it
is anyone gonna tell him that when the earthquake happens, he can shake his remote and cancel the earthquake??? lol
I’ve been playing Mario kart for legit 6 years and just found that out a week ago
That's true except it's a POW, not an earthquake
Yeah and you press the b button on the back and shake
@@pspfilms7505 You don't have to press the b button
He also didn't do tricks off the bouncy red mushrooms
The fact that he doesn't wheelie for free speed when he uses bikes annoys me more than it should...
@@gboogie3257 Shut up
@@gboogie3257 shut up
It's ok I question it too he has much to learn(Meta in smash says that)
Dude don't be such a Dingle I just didn't read this comment right because I thought he was hating on Poofesure for being bad.Sorry man
6:57-7:02 out of the small amount of videos I’ve seen, this had me laughing for a solid 20mins with a couple tears 💀💀💀
*Oh*
I almost got *NO!*
**BEEF BOOOOS**
7:07, “Holy butt clenching festival.”
- Poofesure 2020
13:03 "..now I'm Pancake Boss" that was WAY funnier than it should have been.
13:08, “And now I’m in 12th place boss”
Poofesure complaining how the cpus are driving faster than him whens hes using one of the slowest vehicles in the game
Exactly xd
Phreeham sugarscoot is disgusting lol
Exactly🤣
@@gboogie3257 mo cuz if you were to actually play the game you would know this as facts so stop being toxic you stan
*angry TWD98 noises*
when you see someone who uses outside drift
WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE USE WII WHEEL
@@Dankmemes555 as a proud wii wheeler I take offense to this
@@ethan5325
AS A PROUD GAMECUBE CONTROLLER MAIN I TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS.
@@Dankmemes555 wii wheel > gamecube controller
8:41 anyone else hear beef boss screaming 😂
I did because I stole his lunchables😎
Poof: NOOOOOO!!!
Beef Boss: AAAAAAAAA-
@@godallmighty4246 but why tho
Poof sounds so calm, yet still I can feel his rage, at the same time its really funny hearing him being depressingly sarcastic, comedically.
10:06
Poofesure: “I’m doing an evasive action.”
*drives all the way off Yoshi Falls*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
im p sure he did it to get rid off the thunder cloud, which it did
It's so good to see beef boss race for the first time in Mario Kart Wii.
@@hazeust 😂😂
But he is so trash
I’m gonna dislike all your vids, are you gonna ban me now?!
FINALLY WE GET SOME BEEF IN THE TRACKS
Imagine him playing rocket league lol
id pay for it
7:53 this had me dying how did he turn that sharply in that kart🤣
Not sure but computers love to do that there
No wheelieing, no tricking, no holding items behind him. This man has a lot to learn.
1:02 that was a smooth cut
i do it on accident
@@Poofesure lol wow
@@Poofesure You probably won't read this but I have a suggestion for a video. You should play New Super Mario Bros Wii or a Mario Bros game.
@@lobbadings6471 Does Mario Maker 2 count?
Whenever Poofesure doesn’t wheelie, trick or hold items behind him, I feel pain.
Lol same
Bruh
@@entranced9831 Bruh
Hey i love your vids.they make me laugh when you rage and its just hilarious in General
This is an actually nice comment
I second your comment.
Your welcome
@@ceoofmsahqjoeyjoester1291 I third this comment
@@dxrlingsofmine I fourth this comment
4:56 Poofesure: We have such a comfortable lead.
Blue shell: BRING ME THAT ASS
4:53
Poof: Were having a nice Sunday drive with our lead here
Blue Shell: Imma bouta end this man’s whole career
"Holy butt clenching festival"
-Poofesure
UA-cam will accept weird things over potential SwEaRs in their christian server lol, gotta secure the bag
7:07, LMAO!!!
5:01 so I’m not the only one who calls him that
7:53 I don’t know why Waluigi’s drastic left turn is so funny to me lol
The fact he laughs afterwards 😭😭😭
“Penguin lives don’t matter”😭😭😭
How cruel!
And racist
Oh the penguins of madagascar are gonna be pissed
At least he respects turtles
@@qq7257 Kowalski! Analysis!
@@qq7257 So will Penguin Mario, Luigi, and Toad from Mario Kart Tour
0:28
Gotta love Alfonso's face in the Luigi statue
Luifonso
I just saw that after 5 months
Lmao
And when he tries to win while driving backwards, we also get Fishsticks in those overalls
Wii Alfonso Circuit
*TWD98 is typing...*
y e s
troy come teach this mans how to play
dude you have no idea. your video is the only reason i’m gonna sleep tonight. what a stress reliever.
5:46 "That bomb pre-maturely ejaculated" is a sentence I thought I would never hear in my life
8:41 when you oversleep and miss your online classes
Yesssssss
OMG that happened to me one time. I meant to take a 5 minute nap but it turned into a 30 minute nap.
5:54 he said that to baby peach 😳
we dont speak of that
13:19 When the pow box is gonna expire, shake the wii remote so that you do not shake in random directions
He is so underrated and deserves 100 million subs. Anything boring or not entertaining to watch, he makes it into something amazing and hilarious. These are the kind of you tubers we need. He is so underrated and understandably funny. Whenever I am in a bad mood from my parents or online school, I can just watch a Poof video and I forget what I was mad about. Keep doing what you are doing man.
Big simp energy here
Like American Idol
15:39, I died laughing when he called the brown sand diarrhea; I think it looks like gravy.
13:28 = Beef Boss full name revealed 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Here’s some tips I think you would like to know:
Tricks-
You need to do tricks. They’re a small thing but very helpful. All you do is flick your Wii remote towards you when your character goes up something like a slope or are in the air for a short time. (Like the mushrooms, small snow piles, or side wall blue speed boosters or the normal slopes with the booster)
Holding Items-
To hold an item behind you (like a shell or banana. Be careful with false mystery boxes) Press and hold on the D-Pad the entire time (it sucks but helps you greatly) or if you are doing automatic you can hit the back B button. I usually keep the item there for as long as I can and start to throw them behind me when I near the finish line on the last lap.
-Storm Cloud
What I do when I get these annoying things is just slam on my breaks and wait for a person to drive by me. I then try to drive into them, slam my breaks on again to avoid hitting them and continue on with my race. This is if you’re not near the finish line like you were on that beach level. If you’re near the finish line and get the cloud, just keep going. This is the same if you have a blue shell after you, or a red shell (anything that targets you). Just keep driving. If there’s nobody by you, sucks to suck. Just keep calm and try to get more items to get back to 1st place. I don’t think throwing yourself off the map really helps. You get the same results if you just take the hit from the storm cloud. I’ve never tried it myself so you can opinion this yourself.
I hope these help you. It took me a while to finally get good at this game, knowing these tricks, short cuts and other ways to save time or my character really helps me get 1st place every time! I hope the same happens to you. Never give up and just keep playing, you’ll get better over time. It’s also important to keep clams. I usually listen to music when I play to help keep focused.
I really hope you see this :(( Took me forever to write! I just love helping others with these type of things.
Use stock controls
I imagine Beef Boss chills in the mii dimension and dreads being called upon by Poof every time the console is booted up.
20:20 The curse is still here...
oh shit 2020
“Man I played that corner tight, but I played it right.” Poofesure 2020. 7:15
12:03 POV: You’re the coach of the best football team and they lose the biggest game of the year
Beef boss gets my engine revving 🙈🤩
😳
😳
What 😳
16:40 is the most underrated time stamp
God Damn beef boss is a thicken boi 0:10
Beef Boss is not gonna be a great driver, he is a burger after all, he can only do Wii sports
4:12 I don't think that you'd want to say that to a baby especially on camera 😂
nice halo pearl lmao
@@captainoakleaves36 thanks
Lol
15:31
Luigi’s ALL the way in first place, dude 😂😂😂
I thought that was Luigi to
But it was just yoshi
poofesure: *gets first place for a millisecond*
Mario Kart: "anyway i started blasting"
5:40 Yoshi: Nice ride, boss boss.
6:58 BEEF BOSS
(12:37) poofesure: penguin lives don't matter.
My username: oohh I see
noot noot
@@wh3n.w1ll.i.m1ss.u only took 2 years
@@RedPenguinCS yeah lol
@@RedPenguinCSNoot Noot 2.0
6:36 Poof: Gets in first place.
Blue Shell: Allow me to introduce myself.
A little part of my soul was ripped out everytime he didn't trick, hold an item, wheelie or dodge a pow
*who's gonna tell him he can wheelie by shaking the remote*
And pick inside drift
@@GDSade and shaking the wii remote stops pows from completely stopping you
@@lobbadings6471 and doing basic shortcuts like the dk summit
Who's going to tell him to hit down on the d-pad to hold items
@@bluepineapple4396 and using mushrooms in off road/shortcuts instead of on the track
7:07 lmao what?? 🤣 this killed me i-
LMFAO
Therapist: Alfonso Luigi doesn’t exist, he can’t scare you
Alfonso Luigi: 0:25
Pain
Oh God I didn't even notice that
Josh Toad :
I didnt notice that untill now. My nightmares shall forever be haunted from now on.
6:50 you just got coconut mall'd
send this to anothrr person to totally COCONUT MALL them
@Mr Bist sad.
6:37
“WHY ME?!”
Because you’re a Mii 😂😂😂
Never clicked off of “Abby gets railed by papa beef boss”. So fast
Lmao
me too I had to close incog to get here
Abby isn’t the only one 😉
@@Arawsc5766 no
no
Ok
YES
@@Arawsc5766 I can see that happening
7:39 mario
Everyone gangsta until beef boss pull up on abbey with the sugarscoot.
Man, Beef Boss is real CTGP material.
0:26 super alfonso bro’s!
*”I played that corner tight but played it right”*
Poofesure 2020
"Oof"- Poofesure 2020
Poof: * Is in first for exactly on frame *
Blue Shell: And I took that personally
10 years from now we'll all say "Only real OG's remember Pancake Boss and 12th Place Boss"
beefboss on a moped is an image that will keep me up at night
I really love that you just post old school games content, really brings back good memories
15:39
Made me spit out laughing.
Literally spit.
That part was funny; he refers to the dark sand as diarrhea.
I couldn’t breath I laughed so hard fam ☠️😂
I was laughing so hard!!!! I think the dark sand is Mud lol
Damn i thought you would be sponsored by Adam and eve again. That shit was funny🤣
Wut
@@phantomjosh2148 yea on one of his videos he was sponsored by Adam and even😂😂
@@kalebmccathren5896 oh lool
15:28 love how he says luigi but it's actually yoshi
0:48 the literal worst possible turn of events ever conceived
List of Poofesure's likes, neutrals and dislikes on mario kart games
Likes
- bullets
- lightlings
- 1st place
- playing as beef boss
Neutrals
- Peach
Dislikes
- three mushrooms
- "Mr. Krabs's" on GBA Shy Guy Beach
- King Boo
- Wario
- Baby Mario
- Golden Mushrooms
- Rainbow Road
- 7th place and lower
- bloopers
- red shells that didn't hit the drivers
- getting hit by a heavyweight playing as a lightweight
- light characters
- blue shells
- Bowser
- Donkey Kong
- don't know how to hold bananas and green shells
- "fall on you" things (based of Thwomps)
- failed start boosts
- thrown shells going through the drivers
- cars on Moonview Highway
- thunderclouds
- getting ran over
17:39 Poofesure: This kart I think has gotta have the worst handling out of any kart
Jetsetter: Am I a joke to you?
10:56 Quote of the year
1:11 Poof unintentionally, perfectly describes Mario Kart's rubber banding mechanic
i love how when he’s mad he yells and when he is happy he yells 🤣
Poofesure movies into 1st place for 0.00001 seconds
*Blue shell: Hippity hoppity your ass is my property*
So, I am a fairly knowledgeable player. And I was cringing for most of this. Here are some tips you could use for playing MarioKart Wii. 1. Use bikes. They can wheelie. Wheelie goes much faster on straightaways. 2. Specifically, the Mach Bike and Flame Runner are the best bikes in the game. They have the highest speed stat. 3. The best characters and Funky Kong, Daisy, and Luigi. They all have an extra speed boost when you play as them, with Funky having the biggest. 4. Use inside drifting bikes and, if you have to, cars. They can take sharper turns. The Mach Bike and Flame Runner are inside drifters, but some others are the Wild Wing and the Bullet Bike (I think). 5. Use manual drift. You can take sharper turns with manual. 6. Vehicles with more weight will be bumped less. The Sugarscoot has very low weight, for example, so it will be bumped easily. That is all the tips I can think of, so if anybody sees this, you can use it to gain a major advantage.
Woah that was a lot of knowlage. Thanks!
@@hsides1511 No problem.
Seriously who doesn't use manual drift? XD better yet is it possible to come first with automatic drift online?
@@raringrph1560 Well, depends who you're playing. Noobs, yes. Gods, no. Or if everybody was using automatic drift as a challenge or something
Are we not gonna acknowledge 9:27?? How bowser made that “trickshot”
red shell lol
"It's like we're going out for a nice Sunday drive." Get's blued
Poofesure: I hate this car
Also Poofesure: uses that car for the rest of the video
16:26 he has just given up
Just saw Beef Boss on my notifications, I click instantly
Okay
15:04 - The reason why you were counted out-of-bounds is because the brown sand is out-of-bounds, while the yellow sand isn't.
15:39, Poofesure refers to the brown sand as diarrhea; I think it looks like gravy.
Poof becomes first for 1 second
Blue Shell: "So you have chosen... death"
Can’t wait to see Alfonso drive a car!
I would pay to watch you play Sea of Thieves. The amount of anger that would radiate from this man would change his color.