Standing Here I Realize The Random Crits... [SFM]

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  • Опубліковано 22 лют 2022
  • I said my video ideas were tools of entertainment. Not made for profits. Not made for clout. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this wasn't my idea!
    I have a twitter for some reason. I don't know why. / systoniar
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  • @batofdestiny7801
    @batofdestiny7801 2 роки тому +9686

    Never thought about having a robot scout as Raiden

  • @ГотаБГ
    @ГотаБГ 2 роки тому +8787

    Scout: Why won't you die!?
    Heavy: Nanosandviches, son! They got eaten in response to the physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Scout!

    • @scoutfromteamfortess2143
      @scoutfromteamfortess2143 2 роки тому +290

      Actually he gets heal everytime he gets hurt meaning
      "You cant kill me, Scout"

    • @tommynson440
      @tommynson440 2 роки тому +132

      @@scoutfromteamfortess2143 That means that the critical hit was a one-shot, eh not very unexpected from a random crit

    • @agentapostle2998
      @agentapostle2998 2 роки тому +28

      *tries to punch*

    • @engineerbeta1515
      @engineerbeta1515 2 роки тому +2

      Then he got instant killed.

    • @bet3240
      @bet3240 2 роки тому +4

      *dalokohs

  • @spencerskip6252
    @spencerskip6252 2 роки тому +4218

    The strongest Scout main vs the Heavy main (the only one)

    • @thedrunkenslayer3348
      @thedrunkenslayer3348 2 роки тому +297

      To be fair, I don't think bearded can actually die

    • @danielyuan8268
      @danielyuan8268 2 роки тому +198

      so I guess you could say he's ..
      THE ONLY ONE
      LEFT

    • @Kurokami112
      @Kurokami112 2 роки тому +105

      @@danielyuan8268 he will ride upon the dragon's back

    • @Anonymous-qb5qf
      @Anonymous-qb5qf 2 роки тому +25

      weakest and the chosen one heavy main will rain all over tf2

    • @franagustin3094
      @franagustin3094 2 роки тому +9

      Clockwork vs Anthony?

  • @Emm1lyn
    @Emm1lyn 2 роки тому +1547

    _"Critical hits, son! They occur in response to RNG."_

    • @hawtdanger5256
      @hawtdanger5256 2 роки тому +71

      You *can* hurt me jack

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 роки тому +8

      Battalion's Backup and Vacc uber deny crits (for the vacc I'm not sure yet)

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 2 роки тому +2

      @@regalblade8171 Battalions backup afaik MASSIVELY raises Crit resist of allies close (Afaik it either makes crits deal almost no extra damage or make the odds of crits happening low enough to be useless, i am inclined to the latter, testing is needed)
      Vaccinator gives 30-40% damage resist to a specific damage type (Bullet, fire, explosive...), When ubercharged it raises the resist to 80-85% resist, adds crit resist to said damage type and afaik also makes knockback from resisted sources less effective

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 роки тому +2

      @@andrehashimoto8056 Backup straight up denies crits so it's a hard counter to Kritzkrieg pushes

    • @mudsdamuda7144
      @mudsdamuda7144 2 роки тому

      Nice, have a triangle

  • @rokaq5163
    @rokaq5163 2 роки тому +5740

    There's something uncanny about a robo-scout with a normal Scout head that impregnates this short video...

    • @systematic
      @systematic  2 роки тому +905

      I wanted to add a black headband to cover the eye as well as a metal jaw from one of the bots. But SFM said no.

    • @rokaq5163
      @rokaq5163 2 роки тому +157

      @@systematic Oof, sad HWMoments...

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 2 роки тому +30

      @@systematic I can see that happening...

    • @PyromationsTV
      @PyromationsTV 2 роки тому +321

      you could have used any other word, but instead used “impregnates”

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 2 роки тому +8

      UA-cam comments are retarded.

  • @regen8063
    @regen8063 2 роки тому +2535

    making the mother of all matches, scout! can't fret over every random crit!

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 роки тому +108

      random crits are fair and balanced scout, they prevent stalemate and make for fun gameplay, dont you see?
      your right heavy. your not a tryhard, your batshit insane

    • @sqytho9275
      @sqytho9275 2 роки тому +72

      Not when you're "Purging the f2ps" right? What do you know about f2ps? You don't know saving! You've never been poor! You don't know how it feels to kill and die after a taunt

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 роки тому +59

      @@sqytho9275 BUT YOU DID SURVIVE! THROUGH SHEER CONGA LINES, YOU TOOK BACK YOUR TAUNTS

    • @sqytho9275
      @sqytho9275 2 роки тому +41

      @@regalblade8171 And now, i'll take yours

    • @anthonywhite4656
      @anthonywhite4656 2 роки тому +5

      Wtf is this

  • @systematic
    @systematic  2 роки тому +4392

    The best thing about motion blur is it hides bad animations!
    The heavy has glasses I swear! They're just thin! Go to 00:40 !

    • @RolynRoseOfficial
      @RolynRoseOfficial 2 роки тому +416

      this just means you've converted bad animation into great animation.

    • @aer0340
      @aer0340 2 роки тому +147

      You actually mimic the animation from MGR and it looks really good.

    • @jeff-do6bu
      @jeff-do6bu 2 роки тому +28

      It's good enough bro

    • @ja1.pessoal
      @ja1.pessoal 2 роки тому +40

      shut up, u made this in source man, you're amazing, and you know source dont ya?

    • @smellygremlin2019
      @smellygremlin2019 2 роки тому +1

      Oh a perfect 333 likes, good animation btw

  • @Cr42yguy
    @Cr42yguy 2 роки тому +646

    melee combat in a nutshell (excluding demoknight)

  • @lolripk
    @lolripk 2 роки тому +580

    He stood there and realised, that's deep

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 2 роки тому +20

      He stood there and realized, that he was just like him, Trying to make history.

    • @vanessacalixto4340
      @vanessacalixto4340 2 роки тому +12

      @@specialism640 he Also realized who's to judge the right from wrong

    • @rafaelalvesoliveira245
      @rafaelalvesoliveira245 2 роки тому +10

      @@vanessacalixto4340 and that theu both agree that violence breeds violence

    • @gabeskai
      @gabeskai 2 роки тому +6

      @@rafaelalvesoliveira245 and that, in tHe end, it had to be this way

    • @msi_i_chad3061
      @msi_i_chad3061 2 роки тому +1

      @@gabeskai and that but yet, I shat myself

  • @pommybomber
    @pommybomber 2 роки тому +577

    They way he looks so confused when he wins is just the icing on the cake here.

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 2 роки тому +13

      Oh thank god, I’m not the only one that saw it!

    • @god6532
      @god6532 2 роки тому +1

      me to

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 2 роки тому +5

      damn random crits.

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, that expression is priceless XD Melee crits have such massive knockback that he won by Ring Out lmfao

  • @Blazertazer
    @Blazertazer 2 роки тому +81

    Nanosandvich son, it heals me in response to physical trauma (proceeds to make dent in mech) you can't hurt me scunt

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 роки тому +10

      pov: your eating the robo-sandvich

    • @PetkasProduction
      @PetkasProduction 2 роки тому +1

      That one dalokosh bar exploit be like

  • @ChaosAndLawsStupidJourney2
    @ChaosAndLawsStupidJourney2 2 роки тому +943

    Alt title: Standing here I realize but Raiden actually won.
    Edit: Fuck, I’m dumb.

    • @aRealOne9894
      @aRealOne9894 2 роки тому +25

      Raiden actually won bruh

    • @kingpharoahgaming466
      @kingpharoahgaming466 2 роки тому +68

      @@aRealOne9894 hes talking about in this moment. He wins when he gets sam sword, this is before this.

    • @aRealOne9894
      @aRealOne9894 2 роки тому +2

      @@kingpharoahgaming466 yeah no shit

    • @eh2587
      @eh2587 2 роки тому +12

      @@aRealOne9894 yeah no shit

    • @aRealOne9894
      @aRealOne9894 2 роки тому +1

      @@eh2587 yeah no shit

  • @Fuilares
    @Fuilares 2 роки тому +87

    Steven Armstrong in MGR looks like polish prime minister on steroids, I always find it funny when it comes to his reference

  • @arturmartins5703
    @arturmartins5703 2 роки тому +45

    No matter how good you are, how skilled you are, you will always get outplayed by the power of random crits

  • @dsmaster7173
    @dsmaster7173 2 роки тому +257

    animation needs work, but i genuinely appreciate how you reanimated the whole series of QTEs

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 2 роки тому +16

      Also, Robo-Scout with Scout's normal head is uncanny but pretty good.

    • @submergedbird8244
      @submergedbird8244 2 роки тому +30

      @@Perdix64 Uncanny but accurate to how Raiden is in MGR, he’s like 90% robot at this point

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 2 роки тому +1

      @@submergedbird8244 true

  • @lorenzocassaro3054
    @lorenzocassaro3054 2 роки тому +143

    When you become good enough, you come to a point where hitting a random crit after a great fight just feels disappointing...it almost feels like cheating, after all the effort you made.

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 роки тому +22

      "I will have this tough and honorab-"(glowy pill)"-IMSOSORRYIDIDNTMEANTO"

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 2 роки тому

      @@regalblade8171 yep

    • @Narty_Naz
      @Narty_Naz 2 роки тому

      Shut up, random crit is good

    • @lorenzocassaro3054
      @lorenzocassaro3054 2 роки тому +8

      @@Narty_Naz Only when you're bad at the game.
      You'll grow tired of it, eventually

    • @Narty_Naz
      @Narty_Naz 2 роки тому

      @@lorenzocassaro3054 I already grew tired of no random crit

  • @Not_the_Bees100
    @Not_the_Bees100 2 роки тому +54

    when the scout starts meleeing you while you're eating your sandwich

    • @Name-ul8es
      @Name-ul8es 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly.

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 2 роки тому

      Let’s see.
      Scout attacks 3 times a second with 35 damage each, so 105dmg/sec
      The sandvich heals 300 dmg over 4,3 sec in 50 hp chunks of around 75hp/sec
      The Scout will outdamage the heal and kill a full health heavy, assuming stock bat was used and no other damage or hp modifiers in about 6 seconds with no crit.

  • @Concerned_Custodian
    @Concerned_Custodian 2 роки тому +13

    Love how you actually recreated Raidens augmented body using the robot scout torso 10/10 for game accuracy

  • @amanwithnoplans6592
    @amanwithnoplans6592 2 роки тому +9

    Peak comedy is when you make the cyborg ninja with a human head an actual robot with a human head.

  • @user-ds8ic6qq2s
    @user-ds8ic6qq2s 2 роки тому +16

    This was a super good animation, only thing it lacks to be perfect is random crit happening in middle of punch barrage

  • @johnnycripplestar5167
    @johnnycripplestar5167 2 роки тому +8

    Scout mains trying to beat a master level tracking aim Heavy.

  • @hermairtis27
    @hermairtis27 2 роки тому +2

    Great video dude!!! Love the animation and movement style. Both extremely fluid and just so damn crisp and clean.

  • @CoolGamer-qz5zp
    @CoolGamer-qz5zp 2 роки тому +12

    This is pretty well done. Does need some work, but you recreated the whole sequence pretty well, which I don't really see other people doing. And you added your own twist to it

  • @AzureSetsunai4345
    @AzureSetsunai4345 2 роки тому +6

    This actually so far one of the best versions of this meme. Awesome job.

  • @Just_a_Dragon69
    @Just_a_Dragon69 2 роки тому +4

    Sandvich son, make heavy strong

  • @warpstarrogue3554
    @warpstarrogue3554 2 роки тому +4

    Scout’s face at the end is like “Wait, that wasn’t supposed to happen.”

  • @cameronthetrollge7503
    @cameronthetrollge7503 Рік тому +4

    This meme will live forever for me, it never gets old

  • @joeylarson2461
    @joeylarson2461 2 роки тому +5

    Really captured the scene well, armstrongs glasses fix was pretty good

  • @OfficiallyDrippy
    @OfficiallyDrippy 2 роки тому +3

    Scout: "Won't you die!?"
    Heavy: "Dalokohs Bar, Son! They add +50 max health for 30 seconds!"

  • @theluciusone4127
    @theluciusone4127 Рік тому +2

    Making the mother of all crits here Jack, can't fret over every bodyshot!

  • @ihatebots100
    @ihatebots100 4 місяці тому +2

    0:24 Strongest Scout main Vs Weakest Heavy main

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 2 роки тому +9

    You even did his punches scalling with the button mashing of the players... incredible.

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 2 роки тому +7

    Love how Scout looks confused that he killed him due to random crit at the end. Just going "Uh... Alright, that happened..."

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 2 роки тому

    The resourcefulness of this is awesome.

  • @GlobalOutcast
    @GlobalOutcast 7 місяців тому +2

    Demoknight vs somone being healed by the quickfix

  • @rosaliebelardo2266
    @rosaliebelardo2266 2 роки тому +4

    Accurate representation of a Scout main trying to kill a heavy main that has a medic on him

  • @themagicrat5366
    @themagicrat5366 2 роки тому +9

    You matched the animations and camera angles from the original very well, I approve

  • @DOOMc
    @DOOMc 2 роки тому

    You animate so well bro really great work 👍

  • @xbox4528
    @xbox4528 2 роки тому +1

    You honestly nailed these animations to be just like the game!

  • @Dubleclick44
    @Dubleclick44 2 роки тому +7

    Nanomachines sons

  • @notverifiable3731
    @notverifiable3731 2 роки тому +9

    Unexpected, I thought Heavy was going to critcally bitch-slap Scout
    Well done

  • @timtimzollabim5743
    @timtimzollabim5743 2 роки тому +1

    this meme never fails to amaze me... Good job.

  • @Murad_Velibekov
    @Murad_Velibekov 2 роки тому +2

    -"Why did you hurt me?"
    -"Random crits,dad.They increase in response to damage done"

  • @memelordddd
    @memelordddd 2 роки тому +4

    Nanosandwiches, son! Perfectly made snack protects me from physical trauma. You cannot beat me!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +3

    Random crit is perfectly fair and balanced
    Love how Heavy is fixing his glasses when he got none xD

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 Рік тому

      He has them, it's just those reader glasses that you can barely see and are almost a waste of a slot because of it lol

  • @guywithnoname9302
    @guywithnoname9302 Рік тому +2

    0:56 Me when I realize there was a back page in the test and didn’t finish it:

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 2 роки тому +1

    I am stealing mother of all intels, Scout! Can't fret over every Sniper.

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 2 роки тому +3

    Good animation.

  • @jakubsomka3945
    @jakubsomka3945 2 роки тому +6

    *Strongest Crit-o-cola Fan* VS *Weakest Overheal Enyoyer*

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 2 роки тому

      Strongest Kritzkrieg addict vs. Weakest Battalion Backup enjoyer

  • @fedethegreat88
    @fedethegreat88 Рік тому +2

    Scout mains after they drink the Crit-a-cola

  • @mr0easy
    @mr0easy 2 роки тому

    This is beautiful

  • @anthonyrebuffo9509
    @anthonyrebuffo9509 2 роки тому +3

    Epic

  • @randomhumanbeing5608
    @randomhumanbeing5608 2 роки тому +3

    Hey man really nice animation! In the future will you rework it? Like somehow updating scout looking and maybe adding 15.ai, it would loook really dope! :)

  • @justaguywhodraws
    @justaguywhodraws 2 роки тому +2

    The end part i love how scout is just confused lol 😂

  • @Iwonahampel9342
    @Iwonahampel9342 Рік тому +1

    "Standing here, i realise, i dont get random crits"

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 2 роки тому +1

    I can imagine other raised voice lines as scout “how about full of BONK is that a meme?!”

  • @elgallokriki2105
    @elgallokriki2105 2 роки тому +2

    the animation is so well made 😂, it looks exactly like it was in the game

  • @lyo6200
    @lyo6200 2 роки тому +1

    Making the mother of all sandviches here jack, can’t fret over every breadcrumb….

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 2 роки тому

    Ok. That final blow actually got a laugh out of me. Well done. Very clever.

  • @doublea1840
    @doublea1840 2 роки тому

    Animation is really smooth amazing

  • @spiritoftheshogunate4496
    @spiritoftheshogunate4496 2 роки тому

    Utterly beautiful

  • @E1ectr0
    @E1ectr0 2 роки тому +1

    Bro when he flew from that Critical Hit
    I just 💀

  • @beaneatingoni1353
    @beaneatingoni1353 Місяць тому +1

    Human Scout with Robot Scout's body looks freaking weird lol

  • @puzir_
    @puzir_ 2 роки тому

    Сколько же отчаинья в этом крике, у меня даже пробежали мурашки :)

  • @davinrort2nd
    @davinrort2nd 2 роки тому +1

    little did he know under that clothing was his 4000 health saxton hale boss

  • @wyattdornewass2651
    @wyattdornewass2651 Рік тому +1

    You can't hurt me SCOUT!
    BOLOGNA make me invincible!

  • @fantajito
    @fantajito Рік тому

    This is perfect!!

  • @ForestX77
    @ForestX77 2 роки тому +2

    Trying to melee as scout in a nutshell.

  • @derdennis5850
    @derdennis5850 Рік тому +1

    Making the mother of all sandviches Scout can fret over ever bread

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 2 роки тому +1

    That is one cursed Scout.
    That ending tho. lol

  • @dev0nklein
    @dev0nklein 2 роки тому

    gives me the chills

  • @jonathanshank9106
    @jonathanshank9106 9 місяців тому +1

    The camera angle is just like the game

  • @nymbris
    @nymbris 2 роки тому +2

    Scout fights for a new TF2 update

  • @ZOM_BUNNY
    @ZOM_BUNNY 6 місяців тому +1

    scout knew that the random crit was not part of the script

  • @STARRR-dt3mr
    @STARRR-dt3mr 2 роки тому

    Great job lad . you gotme

  • @Randahlian
    @Randahlian Рік тому +1

    1:00 that looks like a face of disappointment and shock.

  • @CathytheCamerawoman
    @CathytheCamerawoman 7 місяців тому +2

    I wasn’t expecting that

  • @justsomeguywithbluehair10
    @justsomeguywithbluehair10 2 роки тому

    Well seeing those two sure does brings back memories

  • @ekansh_porwal.07
    @ekansh_porwal.07 2 роки тому

    i hope this sfm becomes a meme and becomes damn popular :D

  • @spookyspook5347
    @spookyspook5347 2 роки тому +2

    Using a normal scout's head on a robo-scout body to mimic Riden is genius.

  • @zachalexuy449
    @zachalexuy449 2 роки тому

    Heavy:Making the mother of all sanviches here Scout! Cant fret over evry LAYER!

  • @hk416_mod3
    @hk416_mod3 2 роки тому +1

    “Critical hit! U don know that haha”

  • @TheTSense
    @TheTSense 2 роки тому

    using scout head on robo scout body was a really good idea. Really makes this video stand out from the rest

  • @QuicksliceFilms
    @QuicksliceFilms 2 роки тому +1

    the resemblance is uncanny, very nice animation. super accurate to the real thing

  • @elgurgle.2472
    @elgurgle.2472 2 роки тому

    It's unreal how much heavy fits as armstrong

  • @enemyshadowdemon
    @enemyshadowdemon 2 роки тому +1

    Damn scout looks like monsoon

  • @Rb889
    @Rb889 2 роки тому

    The memes live on, even if only in our hearts.

  • @BeeBee-ui2sx
    @BeeBee-ui2sx 2 роки тому

    i like your works

  • @miner7879
    @miner7879 2 роки тому

    I can't stop ignoring the dismembered scout head model on a robot scout body which screeps me out for some reason lol

  • @thatoneguy9857
    @thatoneguy9857 Рік тому +1

    Ayo a "Standing here I realize" animation that actually added the screen shaking and effects?!?!? Finally!
    (Edit) On top of that, in the second punch barrage Armstrong (who is represented by Heavy) actually moves?!?!?! I must be in Heaven right now

  • @Azurada23rd
    @Azurada23rd 2 роки тому

    Making mother of all SANDVICH, Scout! Can’t fret over every ham!

  • @Cyalide
    @Cyalide 2 роки тому +1

    C'mon we all know the random crit would've happened on the 6th punch
    Great Video my guy

  • @moonTerfixx.
    @moonTerfixx. Рік тому

    Why is this animation so accurate

  • @hiimargo7058
    @hiimargo7058 2 роки тому +1

    Alita battle angel vibes with that head...

  • @grshift
    @grshift 2 роки тому +1

    Scout at the end: wait... I did it? I did it.. I yeeted heavy!! I'm better than Raiden now!

  • @gunpaanimations8293
    @gunpaanimations8293 Рік тому +1

    I do love the animation

  • @adwans1491
    @adwans1491 2 роки тому +1

    Heavy bought crit resistence

  • @projectaulstudios1422
    @projectaulstudios1422 2 роки тому

    The blood to detail comparison,
    It's perfect.

  • @MugmanGuysEdits
    @MugmanGuysEdits Рік тому

    Love detail that heavy was shaking when scout was punching him second time like in real metal gear rising

  • @Gamisaac
    @Gamisaac 2 роки тому +1

    Making the mother of all miniguns Jeremy! Can't fret over every bullet