Funniest Military Fails Part 23

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  3 години тому +21

    What’s your favorite military term/phrase you can’t use anymore?

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo 3 години тому +47

    We need a Christmas fail episode.

    • @Da-Pigeon152
      @Da-Pigeon152 3 години тому +1

      Dashing through the snow
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      O'er the fields we go
      Laughing all the way
      Bells on bobtails ring
      Making spirits bright
      What fun it is to ride and sing
      A sleighing song tonight, oh!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      Now the ground is white
      Go it while you're young
      Take the girls tonight
      Sing this sleighing song
      Get a bobtailed bay
      Two forty for his speed
      And hitch him to an open sleigh
      And you will take the lead
      Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In one horse open sleigh!

  • @VestalVids
    @VestalVids 3 години тому +37

    "a plane can drop you flowers........ but a helicopter.. can.. save your life. Alright?" - unprepared marine

  • @Dayzdday
    @Dayzdday 2 години тому +7

    The Marine with the “flowers” speech is my recruiter 😂

  • @JaRh3aD66
    @JaRh3aD66 2 години тому +8

    Before I got out we used to call people “shipmate”. right before leaving we were told “shipmate” was no longer to be used because it was offensive to others and higher ranks.

  • @Brick8651
    @Brick8651 Годину тому +4

    I’m tweaking out after seeing that M109 Paladin take that hit from the train

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Годину тому

      "Tank beats Hunters. Tank beats Ghosts. Tank beats EVERYTHING!"
      Train: "wanna bet?!"

  • @mamamia571
    @mamamia571 3 години тому +6

    Nikko Ortiz did an ingrown toenail removal surgery on himself in his basement on July 18th 2022 at 6:39 AM

    • @Addyson_24
      @Addyson_24 3 години тому

      WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

    • @Da-Pigeon152
      @Da-Pigeon152 3 години тому +1

      Dashing through the snow
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      O'er the fields we go
      Laughing all the way
      Bells on bobtails ring
      Making spirits bright
      What fun it is to ride and sing
      A sleighing song tonight, oh!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      Now the ground is white
      Go it while you're young
      Take the girls tonight
      Sing this sleighing song
      Get a bobtailed bay
      Two forty for his speed
      And hitch him to an open sleigh
      And you will take the lead
      Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
      Jingle bells, jingle bells
      Jingle all the way
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In a one-horse open sleigh
      Oh, what fun it is to ride
      In one horse open sleigh!

    • @slickydicky
      @slickydicky 3 години тому

      What the fuck?

  • @jamesdavis2359
    @jamesdavis2359 3 години тому +5

    That paladin (tank) getting hit by the train, be the train sustained more damage.

  • @roach1947
    @roach1947 3 години тому +5

    I've been a fan for quite a while and I still can't figure out if you're good or bad for my mental health. Lol.
    Keep up the great work.

  • @fshalor738
    @fshalor738 3 години тому +4

    Agreed about the B2. That plane can just go away. Now.. the BONE, that's some aerial meat! Carries more weight, faster, comparable Ewar kit, better range!

  • @1zzKolby
    @1zzKolby 2 години тому +1

    That train hitting the tank happened right by me... i went and drove by it when i saw it happened lol

  • @clavit18
    @clavit18 2 години тому +1

    that mk 19 clip is the most 0331 thing ive seen in a while

  • @gr8wytbuflo370
    @gr8wytbuflo370 3 години тому +3

    Train vs tank 😂😂

  • @danielleary1125
    @danielleary1125 3 години тому +4

    i was there when that train accident happened, it was wicked.

    • @sarahwalters4428
      @sarahwalters4428 2 години тому +2

      Yeah my homies all sent me videos from different angles lol 😂 That shit was wild af

    • @specteractual1
      @specteractual1 2 години тому +1

      I drove by right afterwards

  • @Thedoor54
    @Thedoor54 32 хвилини тому +1

    0:20 Mr.Beast said he would make a video like this but he didn’t

  • @CleopatraMcdowell
    @CleopatraMcdowell 2 години тому +34

    The vibe in here is everything!

  • @Riklionheart
    @Riklionheart 2 години тому

    “Everything is a sleeping cervix.” 😂

  • @tassyrawr
    @tassyrawr 17 хвилин тому

    lol sleeping servant. Oh what a job. Good video man ❤❤❤

  • @chetsonvlogs3275
    @chetsonvlogs3275 22 хвилини тому

    Bro got the extendo on his belt not only he has his vest over his clothes and they wear them under there shirts

  • @JacksonM-i4h
    @JacksonM-i4h 3 години тому +3

    Love your vids ❤❤

  • @yackemup
    @yackemup 3 години тому +2

    Take this into account. That train looks unscathed after hitting a howitzer thats weights 65,000 pounds empty.....why don't we take trains into combat....just saying lol

  • @abigailracicot2957
    @abigailracicot2957 Годину тому

    The bloopers at the end tho💀

  • @Cracker_Barrel_Kidd_55
    @Cracker_Barrel_Kidd_55 2 години тому +1

    That was the zestiest dye job I’ve ever seen. Go navy

  • @Da-Pigeon152
    @Da-Pigeon152 3 години тому +1

    Dashing through the snow
    In a one-horse open sleigh
    O'er the fields we go
    Laughing all the way
    Bells on bobtails ring
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to ride and sing
    A sleighing song tonight, oh!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh
    Now the ground is white
    Go it while you're young
    Take the girls tonight
    Sing this sleighing song
    Get a bobtailed bay
    Two forty for his speed
    And hitch him to an open sleigh
    And you will take the lead
    Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the way
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh
    Oh, what fun it is to ride
    In one horse open sleigh!

  • @biancacastaneda4340
    @biancacastaneda4340 2 години тому

    Love the videos, Nico

  • @RavenMemberto
    @RavenMemberto 3 години тому +1

    I love your content you make me laugh when everything is shit in my life

  • @Johnny1371-1
    @Johnny1371-1 2 години тому

    So many gangs in the military it's unreal.

  • @blankblank8608
    @blankblank8608 3 години тому +1

    Imagine the train guy : "MEDIA OFFLINE ADOBE PREMIERE" clearly accident but still rofl. works either way.

  • @Lillieeeeeeeeeee
    @Lillieeeeeeeeeee 3 години тому +1

    Amazing videos

  • @CITOFFICIAL1
    @CITOFFICIAL1 3 години тому +12

    Hey Nikko how’s your “assistant”😂

  • @Fortnitemonster1
    @Fortnitemonster1 Годину тому

    LOVE THE VIDS!!!!

  • @dodgerocker
    @dodgerocker 2 години тому

    I work at the base that tank was going to. Dispatch sent the truck driver to the wrong gate, and his low boy trailer got stuck on the tracks. the tank survived main gun and turret were repairable however the turret ring mount and barrel were FUBAR.

  • @ieatcrayons-oi9ye
    @ieatcrayons-oi9ye Годину тому

    0:17 I’m too high I was tripping

  • @prodigalbrock
    @prodigalbrock 2 години тому

    I know a cop like rhat. He had massive weight loss and was waiting for his weight to stabilize before he got new gear

  • @PPweildinSOB
    @PPweildinSOB 2 години тому

    love the vids dude keep up the good work nikko!

  • @JaritteLuck
    @JaritteLuck Годину тому

    Bro, that part with the tank getting hit hurt my wallet! 😢

  • @YardLongBeans
    @YardLongBeans 2 години тому

    "Anything is a sleeping service" -Nikko Ortiz; 2024

  • @EthanWells-g6n
    @EthanWells-g6n 3 години тому +1

    DO a LAPD body cam about the DWP truck

  • @fingerboardnation7041
    @fingerboardnation7041 22 хвилини тому

    That train got hit like 5 minutes away from my house

  • @Outcast_0-1
    @Outcast_0-1 2 години тому

    Thanks dad! Appreciate you giving me something to watch while I poo at school 😂

  • @NinjAsylum
    @NinjAsylum Годину тому

    Wait .. I need that last shovel clip

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 Годину тому

    0:30 Brandon Harrah salute

  • @specteractual1
    @specteractual1 2 години тому

    I drove by the paladin that got hit by the train shortly after it happened I live less than 2 mi from that spot

  • @Spec_Tac
    @Spec_Tac 3 години тому

    i left Jynxzi's stream for this and it was so worth it

  • @WesterlyToast
    @WesterlyToast 3 години тому

    Funny I just saw you out at trader Joe's with your dog, love the content 🤘

  • @Ex1350
    @Ex1350 2 години тому

    7:25 big back big back

  • @CPLRetired-8541
    @CPLRetired-8541 2 години тому

    I still like the term SPITTAIL.

  • @wysjen09
    @wysjen09 3 години тому

    5:45 hey texas has a "mutual combat" law can be applied in the military?

  • @AnnabelleCooper-be2sy
    @AnnabelleCooper-be2sy 2 години тому

    Christmas fail one!!!!

  • @travismorris5903
    @travismorris5903 Годину тому

    How long did it take you to adjust when wearing nods? For like distance or was it natural just everything's green

  • @PPweildinSOB
    @PPweildinSOB 2 години тому +1

    my girl cheated on me these vids helpin me get over her

    • @Ezguappp
      @Ezguappp 2 години тому

      That’s why you have to have biotches on deck bud make sure you are friends with a couple chicks then when shit like that happens you can turn to them

  • @sarahwalters4428
    @sarahwalters4428 2 години тому

    HEYYYYY.GOOSE CREEK IN THE HOUSE❤❤❤

  • @doctorofgallifrey0420
    @doctorofgallifrey0420 21 хвилина тому

    11:00 best part lmao

  • @UzmanazneenKhan
    @UzmanazneenKhan 3 години тому

    Any thing is a sleeping service

  • @justinredman4389
    @justinredman4389 58 хвилин тому

    Phuk the B-2, BOne is da shit

  • @U.S.A.O.I.L.
    @U.S.A.O.I.L. 2 години тому

    WHERE DO I FIND THE A 10 VIDEO

  • @Dogwithhat742
    @Dogwithhat742 2 години тому

    NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @joshv9139
    @joshv9139 Годину тому

    Umm Nikko That was a m109A6 Paladin that train hit. Looks like a tank but is made for indirect fire. And fires a way bigger 155 mm shell.

  • @anothernewaccount1657
    @anothernewaccount1657 3 години тому

    Term I can't use anymore: Haji.

  • @Echristoffe
    @Echristoffe 38 хвилин тому

    For the A10 yeah your dead. But that’s fucking hot.

  • @timdulan
    @timdulan 2 години тому

    10:00 yes yes and yes

  • @Stxckman
    @Stxckman Годину тому

    2CR be in the field like 5 times a year

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i Годину тому

    No service here, but you have a nice voice.😊😅

  • @Jdrf73
    @Jdrf73 2 години тому +2

    Sounds like a joe biden speech 5:10

  • @sarpms3593
    @sarpms3593 3 години тому +1

    14 seconds ago is nutty

  • @AlanSlonneger-h2f
    @AlanSlonneger-h2f 3 години тому +1

    Under 10 minute gang!
    👇

    • @roach1947
      @roach1947 3 години тому

      Didn't know Google translated for Ebonics.
      According to Google what you said is "less than 10 minutes walk"

  • @michaelbowen1838
    @michaelbowen1838 Годину тому

    Since when you had a twitch???

  • @wysjen09
    @wysjen09 3 години тому

    nikko whats your favorite gun that you own, and whats your favorite that you don't own?

  • @justinmiller5444
    @justinmiller5444 3 години тому

    Beat the bots here

  • @joemama-k2p
    @joemama-k2p 3 години тому +1

    yeet.

  • @dominickoehn7690
    @dominickoehn7690 2 години тому

    We got GTA V before GTA IV😮😮😮

  • @smoothbrain1993
    @smoothbrain1993 3 години тому +5

    Look at you checking the comments like a good boy

  • @Exvinnittyy-CC
    @Exvinnittyy-CC 3 години тому +1

    W Nikko Frfr 🤫🧏 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️.

  • @LoganKyros
    @LoganKyros 45 хвилин тому

    Hey Nikko, I have been wanting to join the military for a while now. Im 15 (dw I dont live in California), I would like to join the army. Any suggestions?

  • @Christian10479
    @Christian10479 3 години тому

    Hey Nikko

  • @OwenRC3
    @OwenRC3 3 години тому +1

    Real quick when are you gonna do another video with narrator😋😋😋

  • @Twilly1551
    @Twilly1551 2 години тому

    people just wanna be infantry lol

  • @Owen588
    @Owen588 Годину тому

    Can you react to 160th soar training

  • @ServentSub
    @ServentSub 3 години тому

    ....😂😂😂 5:22

  • @cxruppted998
    @cxruppted998 3 години тому

    Cold

  • @paulsullivanable
    @paulsullivanable 54 хвилини тому

    reupload?

  • @felixbermudez3782
    @felixbermudez3782 2 години тому

    Oh hey goose creek I was there. Place sucks ass.

  • @Alm_tsn2525-h9t
    @Alm_tsn2525-h9t 3 години тому

    😂NIKKKOOOO

  • @aden09077
    @aden09077 2 години тому

    6:25 to 6:38 im gen z.............. soooooooo can i just pass that on to a new person

  • @Hypex141
    @Hypex141 3 години тому

    why are there at least 3 persons saying they are first

  • @maryjane4432
    @maryjane4432 3 години тому

    Hate when idiots say “first”

  • @Thecatholicorder
    @Thecatholicorder Годину тому

    Why I’m joining the navy

  • @Am-a-ARMENIAN
    @Am-a-ARMENIAN 3 години тому

    before 1 hour gang

  • @aydenheredia4178
    @aydenheredia4178 3 години тому

    8 mins lol

  • @jailtaxii1999
    @jailtaxii1999 3 години тому

    Under 20 minute gang

  • @MAFIO_BILL
    @MAFIO_BILL Годину тому

    woop

  • @doxseeharrison7745
    @doxseeharrison7745 3 години тому

    Before 10 minutes gang

  • @Gorillasliketaggingme
    @Gorillasliketaggingme 12 хвилин тому

    Hi😊

  • @evanvavoulas4011
    @evanvavoulas4011 Годину тому

    The people who keep asking how is your assistant is should be banned from your channel because they sound like a predator

  • @jeremysmith2951
    @jeremysmith2951 Годину тому

    Idea... Cop fail videos.

  • @jamescupp6057
    @jamescupp6057 3 години тому

    One minute gang

  • @vissasvampararbattreanandr7560
    @vissasvampararbattreanandr7560 2 години тому

    Plz react with Narrator again 🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @EastonJames-qp2vz
    @EastonJames-qp2vz 3 години тому

    Yo

  • @OrionLuna-vt3rn
    @OrionLuna-vt3rn 3 години тому

    Hi

  • @911dispatcher6
    @911dispatcher6 2 години тому

    Hm