I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"
😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅
My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol
Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.
I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.
@@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.
“Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol
I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.
My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed. His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen 8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.
Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.
Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.
Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.
I proposed to my wife at Disney World and got the cast members in on it so when we left the Beauty and the Beast Castle, they were all ready for me and there had to have been 200 people standing around. I got tunnel vision and she was soo embarrassed, it was awesome.
I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣
The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣
My biggest valentines day fail was getting dressed up and bringing this woman flowers at her work and staying with her for 6 years and then she goes home to "visit her friends" and ends up leaving and moving to virginia with a guy 😅😅
Our wedding anniversary is Jan 25th so we don't do anything for valentines, it's a day for non married folk imo. Been married 20 years this year. We were both in bed when he proposed
Do you LOVE or HATE Valentine’s Day?
I will also be having a good cry in the shower sooo
@@philliplagrange9318 same bro im single so i hate valentines day
single or in a relationship ... Hate it
I have my dog piss on roses since I’m single
Basically I hate it
I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"
I love it
Im with Nikko crying in the shower , you can’t beat it 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean what could be more fun?! Lol
Exactly it’s what all awesome (single) people do on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂😂
@@nikkoortiz navy moment
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Definitely can't beat it, but you will be beating something if you're alone on Valentine's day. 🤣
I hate Valentine's day, and refuse to do anything celebratory----but crying in the shower sounds like a good idea 😂
A good ole shower cry can fix anything! Lol
Wanna hang out with me and my friend rope?
I hate vday/my bday it's a terrible day to have your bday
@@michaelmain1990 it’s my birthday as well shit sucks 💀
Facts
I wish I even had a valentines day fail or even a Valentine’s Day celebration
You still could!! I’m going to a local store and I’m going buy cute stuff for my kids (and myself). It doesn’t have to be romantic.💕
Same here
Valentine's day is a fake holiday invented by Hallmark and big box companies you should be treating you girl good everyday not just once a year
Same here
Same😂
😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅
It was so cringe and I felt so bad for the kid 😂😂
My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol
We’ll that’s still nice was to do it!
Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.
heck, with the same dude 19 years and we're still doing that.
I'm trying to persuade him to get Xmas presents Dec 26 (save $$$)
My worst Valentine’s Day fail is getting rejected and a restraining order placed on me
That was your Valentine’s Day?!
dayum!
@@nikkoortiz well the first part is true and she said she would do the other if I talked to her again
Nikko, you need to do a collab with KallMeKris. You both have hilariously chaotic energy.
Omfg
YES
I wonder
Yes
100% definetely should
Yeeeeeessssss
As a long time bachelor, I kick back with a beer in hand and smile knowing I’m not pissing money on a Tuesday lol
Dude, yes 👏🏼
As a grown ass woman…I get irritated if I get my s/o wastes money on Valentine’s Day.
I love your name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You have made my night with these videos. Your reaction are fantastic as always lol
Watching this on my birthday with some cake and my fiance, love it 🤣 Thanks as always for a good laugh Nikko
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday mate
Happy birthday I hope it been a great one
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday. Enjoy your 2 cakes lol
This year will be the first after three years that I’ll be spending alone for Valentines Day
Focus on yo self king!
If I’m being brutally honest…valentines day is perfect for a shower cry 😂
don't be a weenie! lol
Well it's in the name
Can't argue with that
I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.
I think let’s all be safe and stay single
much less drama
@@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.
This is better then Superbowl for a Sunday. Time well spent.
Singles awareness day is on Wednesday! Let's gooo people!!!
😂
I love when Nikko reenacts this sh*t.
@1:00 the way she ran lmao
This was a great addition to my day. Thank you.
8:50 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
“Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol
Always alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s just another day😂
3:15 it looks like Navy is pissed at it
0:45 I proposed to my wife half asleep after she came home from work.
I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.
I'd be mad af if I got proposed to like that. Hell no. 😂
Love watching your vids, Nikko. You’re so funny!
She dropped the razor's edge on him 😂😂😂
My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed.
His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen
8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.
Dude..the dude kissing the chick on a motorcycle is my boy Dane Britt! 😂😂 That shits hilarious...
Nikko said a “thropple” 😭😂
No maaaaan. Don’t fk with my food. It’s OVER!!! Lol
Guys practise the ring draw more than Delta Boys practise the the pistol draw.😂
Valentines Day = work, tell my kids I ❤️ them, make dinner & nap.
I've been busy with midterms this week so valentines was spent studying lol. But hubby took me and the kids to dinner so it was nice at the end 😊
11:25 part had me ded! 😂😂😂
Niko you keep me sane on this deployment
Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.
Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.
At 7:35 that girls hairline looks like Vegeta from DBZ 😂😂😂😂💀
Worst valentine's day fail for me was in 2003. That was the day we shipped out for Kuwait.
😂😂😂
Love your videos. I like to call it single awareness day.
Love the vids Nikko, keep it up
🙌🙌
Lol, I was pregnant…he looked at me and said well I guess we should get this shit done 😂
So is anyone else here, single, eating chocolate by ourselves and watching Valentine’s Day fails to make ourselves feel better?
Yup def be crying in the shower😂
0:18 forgetting to say 'happy valentine's day' to my girlfriend for the second time in a row
I have never been this early to any UA-cam video and I am definitely not disappointed. This is hilarious🤣. Thanks Nikko🤘🏻 .
Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.
Love makes you do the stupidest things. 😂
guurrlll. super facts!
"Damn she strong as fuck!" 😂😂
My husband proposed by saying, "Well we bought a house by my Mom and Dad, guess we should get married" Marines are romantic bastards LOL
Crying in the shower, with a shower beer. Sounds like a Friday night to me
I had a failed fishing proposal...... it didn't last.... lol
The one with the girl who hooked her dude was the best.
You’re right about the hair cutting thing. I made my husband baldddd 😭😭😭 for funzies. He got laughed at when he showed up at the armory the next day.
literally every valentines day is a fail for me
I proposed to my wife at Disney World and got the cast members in on it so when we left the Beauty and the Beast Castle, they were all ready for me and there had to have been 200 people standing around. I got tunnel vision and she was soo embarrassed, it was awesome.
I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣
Lol just enjoy the day!
The motorbike kiss: How did SHE fuq up???
And that's why you never prapose in a huge crowd.
2:15 Eagle doesn't make that sound, a red tailed hawk make that sound.
I wish all my Valentine’s Are like this😂😂😂
2:15 she became the biggest bird
She turned into a love bird
The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣
I was proposed on stage at the Ryman Auditorium…. Large crowd!
I love that nikko sees any water and instantly thinks a shark is laying in wait to jump out.
Bro is like this then you look at his ground branch server and it's just utter chaos.
Literally watched as the super bowl 1/2 time show was on. Thank you!
Love you Nikko but just like a friend
My kids get candy and a stuffed animal for Valentine’s Day every year.
Bro when he said hiya daddy I was dying
Love your videos
The poor pepper guy really wishes he could punch her
She nautroed atta there 😂
She was gone 😂🤟🏽
I proposed on a beach when there really wasn't anyone around, and we were sitting on a log together just looking at the ocean
The Houston Jones roll
LMAO great video 😂
😂
Thanks for always making good vids. Loved it
love your content Keep It Up!!
I "LOVE" your videos Niko keep it up! 😁
Priceless fails 👌
Ha! SO shave my head, if she troll me i just say " You are the one walking next to me, so joke is on you" lol
Love you nikko
If I do anything , I go to a nice restaurant by my self and I get
The Surf N Turf.
Deus Vult 😎
Nice and funny vid Nikko
Funny and painful to watch at the same time 😅
@@nikkoortizshorts yessir
Ah Valentine's Day, my favorite holiday to remind me that I don't have the balls to ask out and get rejected by my crush!
My mom was the only person allowed to cut my dad's hair. Lol.
Dude sitting on chair = breaks out proposal ring
Chair: GET DOWN ON THE F*CKING FLOOR AND DO IT PROPERLY!
*Breaks*
My biggest valentines day fail was getting dressed up and bringing this woman flowers at her work and staying with her for 6 years and then she goes home to "visit her friends" and ends up leaving and moving to virginia with a guy 😅😅
6:00 killed me
Your channel is way to underrated 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Our wedding anniversary is Jan 25th so we don't do anything for valentines, it's a day for non married folk imo. Been married 20 years this year.
We were both in bed when he proposed
Is videos like this that make me glad I'm single 😂
Niko saved my valentine’s Day…… I’m going to go cry in the shower now
Your narration for the dog video has me dead. A new channel is needed just for your animal narrations 😂😂😂
Lmfaooo I should hella make a video about voice overs 😂
@@nikkoortiz yes you absolutely should!!
Public proposals seen sus to me. Like using pressure to get the answer you want.