Valentines Day Fails That HURT

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +121

    Do you LOVE or HATE Valentine’s Day?

    • @philliplagrange9318
      @philliplagrange9318 Рік тому +11

      I will also be having a good cry in the shower sooo

    • @mcperson8455
      @mcperson8455 Рік тому +8

      @@philliplagrange9318 same bro im single so i hate valentines day

    • @courtney3686
      @courtney3686 Рік тому +8

      single or in a relationship ... Hate it

    • @soulfinder4011
      @soulfinder4011 Рік тому +2

      I have my dog piss on roses since I’m single

    • @soulfinder4011
      @soulfinder4011 Рік тому +2

      Basically I hate it

  • @joshuamaxfield7993
    @joshuamaxfield7993 Рік тому +133

    I proposed to my wife at at a large gathering spot at Target Field (Twins Stadium). The twins lost like we usually did that season, and the entire crowd cheered for us when she said yes, and one guy yelled "That was the only good play today!!"

  • @FranksReviewsFigures
    @FranksReviewsFigures Рік тому +187

    Im with Nikko crying in the shower , you can’t beat it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +42

      I mean what could be more fun?! Lol

    • @FranksReviewsFigures
      @FranksReviewsFigures Рік тому +9

      Exactly it’s what all awesome (single) people do on Valentine’s Day 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Antievasive
      @Antievasive Рік тому +5

      @@nikkoortiz navy moment

    • @Lev6777
      @Lev6777 Рік тому +1

      🤨📸

    • @BigAzzEasy
      @BigAzzEasy Рік тому +4

      Definitely can't beat it, but you will be beating something if you're alone on Valentine's day. 🤣

  • @A7771091
    @A7771091 Рік тому +277

    I hate Valentine's day, and refuse to do anything celebratory----but crying in the shower sounds like a good idea 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +63

      A good ole shower cry can fix anything! Lol

    • @11percent70
      @11percent70 Рік тому +13

      Wanna hang out with me and my friend rope?

    • @michaelmain1990
      @michaelmain1990 Рік тому +4

      I hate vday/my bday it's a terrible day to have your bday

    • @driedfish7711
      @driedfish7711 Рік тому +1

      @@michaelmain1990 it’s my birthday as well shit sucks 💀

    • @Mrmonky2424
      @Mrmonky2424 Рік тому +1

      Facts

  • @robbiemercury889
    @robbiemercury889 Рік тому +96

    I wish I even had a valentines day fail or even a Valentine’s Day celebration

    • @RC-bw8wk
      @RC-bw8wk Рік тому +6

      You still could!! I’m going to a local store and I’m going buy cute stuff for my kids (and myself). It doesn’t have to be romantic.💕

    • @louisesmith804
      @louisesmith804 Рік тому +2

      Same here

    • @GGA007Gaming
      @GGA007Gaming Рік тому

      Valentine's day is a fake holiday invented by Hallmark and big box companies you should be treating you girl good everyday not just once a year

    • @akai4494
      @akai4494 Рік тому +2

      Same here

    • @Youruncle1
      @Youruncle1 Рік тому +2

      Same😂

  • @marciemamas4634
    @marciemamas4634 Рік тому +15

    😂 Thanks Nikko for the best way to watch fail reels! I see naive fails like the cartwheel every year in HS…my heart goes out to them as I watch it play out in slow motion on lunch duty. 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +11

      It was so cringe and I felt so bad for the kid 😂😂

  • @carinachristel8563
    @carinachristel8563 Рік тому +17

    My husband and I both HATE Valentines day. The only thing we do is snuggle up on the couch after the kids are in bed, watch a movie together and fall asleep lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +11

      We’ll that’s still nice was to do it!

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Рік тому +30

    Personally, valentines day just reminds me how single I am, but then I remember the day after Valentine's day the chocolate is on clearance.. So balance.

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 Рік тому +2

      heck, with the same dude 19 years and we're still doing that.
      I'm trying to persuade him to get Xmas presents Dec 26 (save $$$)

  • @finley07
    @finley07 Рік тому +18

    My worst Valentine’s Day fail is getting rejected and a restraining order placed on me

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +10

      That was your Valentine’s Day?!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +5

      dayum!

    • @finley07
      @finley07 Рік тому +4

      @@nikkoortiz well the first part is true and she said she would do the other if I talked to her again

  • @oxide9679
    @oxide9679 Рік тому +45

    Nikko, you need to do a collab with KallMeKris. You both have hilariously chaotic energy.

  • @The_trees_have_ears
    @The_trees_have_ears Рік тому +20

    As a long time bachelor, I kick back with a beer in hand and smile knowing I’m not pissing money on a Tuesday lol

    • @kennypierce889
      @kennypierce889 Рік тому +2

      Dude, yes 👏🏼

    • @jodimarshall4800
      @jodimarshall4800 Рік тому +1

      As a grown ass woman…I get irritated if I get my s/o wastes money on Valentine’s Day.

    • @buhle7651
      @buhle7651 Рік тому +2

      I love your name🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @louisesmith804
    @louisesmith804 Рік тому +21

    You have made my night with these videos. Your reaction are fantastic as always lol

  • @Amused_Comfort_Inc
    @Amused_Comfort_Inc Рік тому +42

    Watching this on my birthday with some cake and my fiance, love it 🤣 Thanks as always for a good laugh Nikko

  • @americanboy338
    @americanboy338 Рік тому +7

    This year will be the first after three years that I’ll be spending alone for Valentines Day

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Рік тому +33

    If I’m being brutally honest…valentines day is perfect for a shower cry 😂

  • @ejonsey05
    @ejonsey05 2 місяці тому +1

    I sit in my room eating Hershey Kisses with my dog and binge-watch The Hobbit and LOTR trilogies on Valentine's Day lol. And I cry in the shower every time I shower... and argue with myself in the mirror.

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Рік тому +6

    I think let’s all be safe and stay single

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +2

      much less drama

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому

      @@mariedockery1126 facts girl, my days be drama free....except for the Armenians.... oh snap text me when u up I have a great story for ya, it will cheer u up.

  • @elizabethannedavis5176
    @elizabethannedavis5176 Рік тому +1

    This is better then Superbowl for a Sunday. Time well spent.

  • @JamesLichty56
    @JamesLichty56 Рік тому +14

    Singles awareness day is on Wednesday! Let's gooo people!!!

  • @BlueJaybeeBird
    @BlueJaybeeBird Рік тому +2

    I love when Nikko reenacts this sh*t.

  • @pix3403
    @pix3403 Рік тому +5

    @1:00 the way she ran lmao

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman Рік тому +2

    This was a great addition to my day. Thank you.

  • @Dpierre022
    @Dpierre022 Рік тому +1

    8:50 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @southernladyish
    @southernladyish Рік тому +8

    “Never let your girl cut your hair”.. as a hairdresser, I approve this message. We have to fix that shit. Unless you’re dating a hairdresser/barber. Then you have no choice. My man gets a haircut when he starts looking homeless. But I would probably not speak to him again if he went somewhere to get a haircut. That’s basically cheating lol

  • @ajesse78
    @ajesse78 Місяць тому

    Always alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s just another day😂

  • @Meg_Lovegood
    @Meg_Lovegood Рік тому +1

    3:15 it looks like Navy is pissed at it

  • @warnabrotha95YT
    @warnabrotha95YT Рік тому +3

    0:45 I proposed to my wife half asleep after she came home from work.

  • @BlueJaybeeBird
    @BlueJaybeeBird Рік тому

    I went to see my mom over the weekend for Valentine's Day. I took her flowers, candy, take-out and made a strawberry cake. We watched a movie together and took a nap. Best Valentine's Day celebration ever.

  • @kristinwojtowich8902
    @kristinwojtowich8902 Рік тому +1

    I'd be mad af if I got proposed to like that. Hell no. 😂

  • @ashkat79
    @ashkat79 Рік тому +1

    Love watching your vids, Nikko. You’re so funny!

  • @dirty56ace
    @dirty56ace 3 місяці тому

    She dropped the razor's edge on him 😂😂😂

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne Рік тому

    My niece was at a MLS soccer game with BF. During the halftime, he handed her a gift bag with team jersey (brought in by his parents). Pulled out, the jersey had his last name ….. niece loved it, but was puzzled, trying to recall if team had a new player. Lol. He pointed out there was something else under the jersey - a ring. Niece was surprised, thrilled and overjoyed.
    His parents & friends were scattered in seats around them , cheering & taking pictures. Team put them on the giant screen
    8 years later and they are the greatest couple and have a 3 year old daughter.

  • @250511B
    @250511B Місяць тому

    Dude..the dude kissing the chick on a motorcycle is my boy Dane Britt! 😂😂 That shits hilarious...

  • @draco1803
    @draco1803 Рік тому +1

    Nikko said a “thropple” 😭😂

  • @rebeccaherrera6006
    @rebeccaherrera6006 Рік тому

    No maaaaan. Don’t fk with my food. It’s OVER!!! Lol

  • @heycowild8814
    @heycowild8814 9 місяців тому +1

    Guys practise the ring draw more than Delta Boys practise the the pistol draw.😂

  • @ellisa2734
    @ellisa2734 Рік тому +1

    Valentines Day = work, tell my kids I ❤️ them, make dinner & nap.

  • @LadyRage1990
    @LadyRage1990 Рік тому +1

    I've been busy with midterms this week so valentines was spent studying lol. But hubby took me and the kids to dinner so it was nice at the end 😊

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 Рік тому +2

    11:25 part had me ded! 😂😂😂

  • @chasemilner8241
    @chasemilner8241 Рік тому +2

    Niko you keep me sane on this deployment

  • @JakeW72
    @JakeW72 Рік тому +1

    Nikko! Just found your channel man and love the content. I come from a military family (all Army!). My dad loves the vids too, him being a Vet. Thank you for the content and your service.

  • @tabathapotter8397
    @tabathapotter8397 Рік тому

    Nikko you crack me up Bro. Your screaming makes me wonder how many noise complaints your neighbors have filed on you!! LOL Keep the good ones coming. Semper Fi.

  • @chrisfreeman2327
    @chrisfreeman2327 Місяць тому

    At 7:35 that girls hairline looks like Vegeta from DBZ 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @corden9941
    @corden9941 Рік тому +3

    Worst valentine's day fail for me was in 2003. That was the day we shipped out for Kuwait.

  • @helenvelasquez2448
    @helenvelasquez2448 Рік тому +1

    Love your videos. I like to call it single awareness day.

  • @l1ttlebug072
    @l1ttlebug072 Рік тому +3

    Love the vids Nikko, keep it up

  • @jodimarshall4800
    @jodimarshall4800 Рік тому

    Lol, I was pregnant…he looked at me and said well I guess we should get this shit done 😂

  • @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler
    @Theuncletoeticklingtoddler 10 місяців тому

    So is anyone else here, single, eating chocolate by ourselves and watching Valentine’s Day fails to make ourselves feel better?

  • @courtneysmith1599
    @courtneysmith1599 Рік тому +1

    Yup def be crying in the shower😂

  • @veyrnotvods5542
    @veyrnotvods5542 Рік тому

    0:18 forgetting to say 'happy valentine's day' to my girlfriend for the second time in a row

  • @dianasmith8025
    @dianasmith8025 Рік тому +1

    I have never been this early to any UA-cam video and I am definitely not disappointed. This is hilarious🤣. Thanks Nikko🤘🏻 .

  • @stephaniehammond9411
    @stephaniehammond9411 Рік тому

    Genuinely just got married today. Went to the court spent 35 bucks his best friend became a ordained minister online and married us. Genuinely just happy to be a wife. ❤️ Now we both get to rock the same name on our uniforms.

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Рік тому +1

    Love makes you do the stupidest things. 😂

  • @thatkid4240
    @thatkid4240 Рік тому

    "Damn she strong as fuck!" 😂😂

  • @jackies56tbird
    @jackies56tbird Рік тому +2

    My husband proposed by saying, "Well we bought a house by my Mom and Dad, guess we should get married" Marines are romantic bastards LOL

  • @Coltono11
    @Coltono11 Рік тому

    Crying in the shower, with a shower beer. Sounds like a Friday night to me

  • @dreamwalkerleah
    @dreamwalkerleah 3 дні тому

    I had a failed fishing proposal...... it didn't last.... lol

  • @vcam83
    @vcam83 Рік тому

    The one with the girl who hooked her dude was the best.

  • @chickenfriedmiri1533
    @chickenfriedmiri1533 Рік тому

    You’re right about the hair cutting thing. I made my husband baldddd 😭😭😭 for funzies. He got laughed at when he showed up at the armory the next day.

  • @michelleandrews9355
    @michelleandrews9355 Рік тому

    literally every valentines day is a fail for me

  • @vwa3guy
    @vwa3guy Рік тому

    I proposed to my wife at Disney World and got the cast members in on it so when we left the Beauty and the Beast Castle, they were all ready for me and there had to have been 200 people standing around. I got tunnel vision and she was soo embarrassed, it was awesome.

  • @asiamoody7142
    @asiamoody7142 Рік тому +3

    I used to hate Valentine's Day but I'm finally in a damn relationship so I can't wait!! Almost a year together! (Watch him dump me before the 14th) 🥴🤣🤣

  • @heycowild8814
    @heycowild8814 9 місяців тому

    The motorbike kiss: How did SHE fuq up???

  • @markeldamgaard
    @markeldamgaard Рік тому

    And that's why you never prapose in a huge crowd.

  • @HOLDIN_on
    @HOLDIN_on Рік тому

    2:15 Eagle doesn't make that sound, a red tailed hawk make that sound.

  • @harlemparker7572
    @harlemparker7572 Рік тому

    I wish all my Valentine’s Are like this😂😂😂

  • @TimeForVodka
    @TimeForVodka Рік тому +1

    2:15 she became the biggest bird

  • @romantic_hippie
    @romantic_hippie Рік тому

    The guy huffing in frustration at the restaurant wasn't in love. There's a 1,000% chance he's planning the perfect way to break up with her lol. He is so done with her shit 🤣

  • @JurseyGirl100
    @JurseyGirl100 Рік тому

    I was proposed on stage at the Ryman Auditorium…. Large crowd!

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Рік тому

    I love that nikko sees any water and instantly thinks a shark is laying in wait to jump out.

  • @bppgjordannolan7616
    @bppgjordannolan7616 Рік тому

    Bro is like this then you look at his ground branch server and it's just utter chaos.

  • @hitthelikebutton9611
    @hitthelikebutton9611 Рік тому

    Literally watched as the super bowl 1/2 time show was on. Thank you!

  • @CactusButter
    @CactusButter Рік тому +2

    Love you Nikko but just like a friend

  • @maymomma09
    @maymomma09 Рік тому

    My kids get candy and a stuffed animal for Valentine’s Day every year.

  • @sk8v3r49
    @sk8v3r49 Рік тому

    Bro when he said hiya daddy I was dying

  • @jamescina9221
    @jamescina9221 Рік тому +1

    Love your videos

  • @lCurbstomp
    @lCurbstomp Рік тому

    The poor pepper guy really wishes he could punch her

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Рік тому +1

    She nautroed atta there 😂

  • @georgestweeter
    @georgestweeter Рік тому +1

    I proposed on a beach when there really wasn't anyone around, and we were sitting on a log together just looking at the ocean

  • @ragewolf9624
    @ragewolf9624 Рік тому

    The Houston Jones roll

  • @Iluvu187
    @Iluvu187 Рік тому +1

    LMAO great video 😂

  • @Bella2356
    @Bella2356 Рік тому

    Thanks for always making good vids. Loved it

  • @jon-michaelramey7072
    @jon-michaelramey7072 Рік тому +1

    love your content Keep It Up!!

  • @kashmirgovinda2698
    @kashmirgovinda2698 Рік тому +1

    I "LOVE" your videos Niko keep it up! 😁

  • @darreltaylor67
    @darreltaylor67 Рік тому

    Priceless fails 👌

  • @BergenDev
    @BergenDev Рік тому

    Ha! SO shave my head, if she troll me i just say " You are the one walking next to me, so joke is on you" lol

  • @josephalvarez3275
    @josephalvarez3275 Рік тому +2

    Love you nikko

  • @dalemeyer8207
    @dalemeyer8207 Рік тому

    If I do anything , I go to a nice restaurant by my self and I get
    The Surf N Turf.
    Deus Vult 😎

  • @xwinter__riderx9155
    @xwinter__riderx9155 Рік тому +3

    Nice and funny vid Nikko

  • @Koopsader
    @Koopsader Рік тому +1

    Ah Valentine's Day, my favorite holiday to remind me that I don't have the balls to ask out and get rejected by my crush!

  • @kimdramas
    @kimdramas Рік тому

    My mom was the only person allowed to cut my dad's hair. Lol.

  • @nycot107
    @nycot107 11 місяців тому

    Dude sitting on chair = breaks out proposal ring
    Chair: GET DOWN ON THE F*CKING FLOOR AND DO IT PROPERLY!
    *Breaks*

  • @APirateNamedJohn
    @APirateNamedJohn 8 місяців тому

    My biggest valentines day fail was getting dressed up and bringing this woman flowers at her work and staying with her for 6 years and then she goes home to "visit her friends" and ends up leaving and moving to virginia with a guy 😅😅

  • @loudbud4207
    @loudbud4207 Рік тому

    6:00 killed me

  • @Voidwalker_XIII
    @Voidwalker_XIII Рік тому

    Your channel is way to underrated 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @snoox27
    @snoox27 Рік тому +6

    Our wedding anniversary is Jan 25th so we don't do anything for valentines, it's a day for non married folk imo. Been married 20 years this year.
    We were both in bed when he proposed

  • @naomimyers10
    @naomimyers10 Рік тому +1

    Is videos like this that make me glad I'm single 😂

  • @christinfore-lf2od
    @christinfore-lf2od 5 місяців тому

    Niko saved my valentine’s Day…… I’m going to go cry in the shower now

  • @candacechatwin
    @candacechatwin Рік тому +8

    Your narration for the dog video has me dead. A new channel is needed just for your animal narrations 😂😂😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +7

      Lmfaooo I should hella make a video about voice overs 😂

    • @candacechatwin
      @candacechatwin Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz yes you absolutely should!!

  • @supermariosubpoena8793
    @supermariosubpoena8793 Рік тому +1

    Public proposals seen sus to me. Like using pressure to get the answer you want.