Take a Break: Kosher Butcher

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @flaminpain6538
    @flaminpain6538 9 років тому +2185

    "What we got here grapes oh shit, do I have to do some weighing things with these? You know what shh beep" love you James ahahahahaha

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello 9 років тому +42

      Flamin Pain I have worked in a lot of different shops over the years and I remember doing that too. Not with vegetables and fruits because that was really easy but with like cans with the barcode missing and stuff like that. Getting another can or having a colleague grab another can was such a big hassle.

    • @MegaFIare
      @MegaFIare 8 років тому +4

      did you really have to quote that much of the video?

    • @ClaireClips
      @ClaireClips 7 років тому +12

      Flamin Pain this is why he is my favorite host

    • @kianasakr6197
      @kianasakr6197 7 років тому +1

      Flamin Pain
      Jasni

    • @zubairibrahim3795
      @zubairibrahim3795 5 років тому

      I tried this once nearly got fired🤣🤣🤣

  • @TINooCAN
    @TINooCAN 9 років тому +731

    Him and his crew's creativity for these videos are so good! All these little bits are the best.

    • @jpryor11
      @jpryor11 9 років тому +4

      Letterman did it first. It was his thing. James is paying homage.

    • @MasterofPuberty
      @MasterofPuberty 9 років тому +1

      ***** You're a piece of corn.

    • @saiqasahar4781
      @saiqasahar4781 9 років тому +1

      *****

  • @natamacfie1214
    @natamacfie1214 5 років тому +580

    Can we just all agree James is like an adorable teddy bear

  • @fromtoronto9814
    @fromtoronto9814 8 років тому +2337

    "I already gave you the grapes" LOLOL

    • @MrOSUrocker
      @MrOSUrocker 8 років тому +27

      Such a blatant example of the Jewish stereotype

    • @edr7865
      @edr7865 7 років тому +22

      MrOSUrocker I'm pretty sure the customer was telling James that he was supposed to be charged for the bag but James didn't charge him

    • @schnudelwudelity
      @schnudelwudelity 6 років тому +3

      My Jewish colleague watched it and said that the customers reaction is typical.

  • @dmohield
    @dmohield 9 років тому +4697

    I feel bad for the people taking breaks. They miss all the fun that James brings tbh.

    • @michaelphillips5855
      @michaelphillips5855 9 років тому +3

      Michael Phillips

    • @OreoBunny123
      @OreoBunny123 9 років тому +30

      Mats Førland But I guess he was on break. Whether it was intentional or not to stay there, that was a good idea.

    • @dqarkstar5051
      @dqarkstar5051 9 років тому +6

      +Dani Mohieldin soooo true hahahahah

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 6 років тому +2

      now that's empathy man !!!!!

    • @mishal4057
      @mishal4057 5 років тому +6

      they dont go for a break
      thry are just there behind the camera

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 8 років тому +1283

    Was a bit worried when James worked on the saw!

    • @EkoroHackenslash
      @EkoroHackenslash 5 років тому +11

      Me too, that really scared, bless this people who are working with these kind of things. . . 😱😱😱😱

    • @motamedi_programmer
      @motamedi_programmer 4 роки тому +7

      James could lose one hand in any second. He is careless... 🤣

    • @brianszopinski98
      @brianszopinski98 4 роки тому

      I was afraid he was going to cut his arm off with the electric saw I'm glad he was okay

  • @ValKoralie
    @ValKoralie 8 років тому +1248

    That guy is so lovely,
    I would never had a bad day if he's my co-worker.
    We need more people like him!

    • @gavinwilson4500
      @gavinwilson4500 6 років тому +3

      Val Koraline he is not popular in the uk. Massive ego that may work in the U S but not in the uk

    • @MaximaToluene
      @MaximaToluene 6 років тому

      no work done either

    • @splitsjourney7020
      @splitsjourney7020 6 років тому +11

      Gavin Wilson please tell me you are joking he is quite popular in uk

  • @Zenyell
    @Zenyell 9 років тому +1481

    He was actually productive in this one... 😇

  • @anne_1310
    @anne_1310 4 роки тому +200

    James: This is my wife's credit card 💳😂

  • @mikeheff99
    @mikeheff99 9 років тому +969

    'Is Joey back here working in the butchers?'
    'No'
    'So what the f*ck am I doing back here?'
    I died XD

  • @Bishx43
    @Bishx43 8 років тому +1669

    "What?" When he answers the phone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @654321fedcba10
      @654321fedcba10 7 років тому +25

      Bishx43 I was hoping he'd say, "No, this is James Cordon" and hang up.

  • @rahelalexandra3335
    @rahelalexandra3335 3 роки тому +44

    1:14 “just one can of tuna? that’s depressing. one can of tuna making me sad. do you live alone? aww, buddy. i’m sorry?” lmaoo james

  • @sophiac803
    @sophiac803 5 років тому +11

    this is the nicest bunch of workers on the take a break series

  • @jenniferngoc3107
    @jenniferngoc3107 8 років тому +704

    james should "take a break" at a asian market

    • @mr.presidentoftheunitedpot5926
      @mr.presidentoftheunitedpot5926 8 років тому +8

      Jennifer ngoc *an

    • @Hellloooooooooo5
      @Hellloooooooooo5 5 років тому +10

      Nopeee he would be scolded lol

    • @j1mster3
      @j1mster3 5 років тому +13

      in asian market, rule #1 you break it, you buy it.
      #2 no breaks.
      #3 if you ask for break, you will be sent home unpaid.

    • @filfil9960
      @filfil9960 4 роки тому +2

      Oh reading this after the coronavirus

  • @cammcc6262
    @cammcc6262 6 років тому +24

    I like how the co worker was so chill with all of it 😂he even joined him singing

  • @ariannak6102
    @ariannak6102 4 роки тому +38

    first time i've seen everyone having a good time on "Take a Break"!!

  • @eblovesdb
    @eblovesdb 9 років тому +39

    Take a Break is my favourite segment on the show!

  • @letsHugElefanten
    @letsHugElefanten 9 років тому +2581

    The co-worker was kinda hot

  • @AlexIsModded
    @AlexIsModded 4 роки тому +39

    Oh my god, you chose the PERFECT location for this! PLEASE do this more to the Jewish community, I could watch this all day!

  • @g04sk
    @g04sk 9 років тому +433

    "Your grapes ;D"

  • @dasiecam2046
    @dasiecam2046 9 років тому +59

    James is so funny! Loved him in Into the Woods and I love him even more on his show!

  • @daisyroxanne1485
    @daisyroxanne1485 9 років тому +139

    Joey's friend/coworker is cute. Basically the guy with the long hair who told James where to go.

  • @krys755
    @krys755 8 років тому +188

    The coworker is basically Jake Gyllenhaal

  • @khl1987
    @khl1987 9 років тому +451

    Joey's cute.

    • @light-jf6qb
      @light-jf6qb 3 роки тому

      @@LuxuryIncorp what's the promlem with that lol?

  • @silviad9314
    @silviad9314 5 років тому +10

    Joey was really cool. I mean he went along with everything James did and had fun! Wish more people of the other episoded were like that 👍🏻

  • @punklejunk
    @punklejunk 6 років тому +4

    James says, "I can drive a forklift, 100%!". (Five seconds later, turns the alley into a clip from Benny Hill) Love It!

  • @johnjohn3805
    @johnjohn3805 9 років тому +134

    Take a break is the best part of this show. I'm sure James is a mad forklift driver from his time in "The Wrong Guys"

    • @angelamenzies3114
      @angelamenzies3114 7 років тому +3

      John Benson isn't it "the wrong mans"?

    • @gg-dg6rk
      @gg-dg6rk 4 роки тому

      Angela Menzies, ah yes. Great series 😂

    • @1direction288
      @1direction288 4 роки тому

      carpool karaoke too

  • @aliciakiessel9423
    @aliciakiessel9423 3 роки тому +14

    He’s so sweet for being such an ally to the Jewish community

  • @fyuuki98
    @fyuuki98 8 років тому +8

    James seems like a really fun person to work with.

  • @HannahNoelle2158
    @HannahNoelle2158 8 років тому +146

    Red kippah guy....hit me up. I'm kosher af.

    • @HannahNoelle2158
      @HannahNoelle2158 8 років тому

      ***** True story.

    • @yashabaral9302
      @yashabaral9302 7 років тому +1

      HannahNoelle2158 Shut Up.😩😠😠😠

    • @HannahNoelle2158
      @HannahNoelle2158 6 років тому +1

      jake Burli why? 😂

    • @Santagmk0
      @Santagmk0 4 роки тому

      Im lightning mcqueen in the cars universe we have kosher motor oil even though we are all cars

  • @kineretcookie4254
    @kineretcookie4254 8 років тому +74

    the guy in the red kippa with long hair is so gorgeous! 😍

  • @jayweiss6842
    @jayweiss6842 4 роки тому +6

    James actually looks really good in a kippa!

  • @johnnie543
    @johnnie543 8 років тому +18

    "Kosher Western! Olive your food!" That seriously needs to be the jingle!

  • @MrCool2monkey
    @MrCool2monkey 9 років тому +7

    The forklift part reminded me of him in The Wrong Mans Season 2. If you haven't already seen it, you should. It's one of my favourite comedy series ever.

  • @hannahm347
    @hannahm347 5 років тому +22

    the person he was working with (the co worker?) was actually rly nice😂 like he didn’t care😂

  • @elinadoff5623
    @elinadoff5623 2 роки тому +2

    In case anyone is wondering, a cowboy steak at a kosher butcher, is a tomohawk without the extra long rib bone, so just the double cut bone in rib eye

  • @banksy2012
    @banksy2012 9 років тому +9

    I love these take a breaks I could watch hours of this James, you're so funny dude

  • @Maracujakeks
    @Maracujakeks 8 років тому +38

    Your grapes *wink* hahaha!

  • @angelikabatwoman
    @angelikabatwoman 8 років тому +45

    the co worker is a mix between jake gyllenhaal and jackson rathbone!

  • @oliviaw4945
    @oliviaw4945 8 років тому +17

    *picks up phone* "What?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @sershonithian280
    @sershonithian280 9 років тому +61

    Of course James can ride a forklift! He's Phil!

    • @rvriazr
      @rvriazr 8 років тому

      +Conran Thomas I remember that! The Wrong Mans is amazing

    • @sototem
      @sototem 8 років тому

      +Tanya Chapman YES!! Phil!!! #TheWrongMans

  • @gracie5228
    @gracie5228 5 років тому +3

    at 1:27 when his eyes light up that was the most pure thing i cannot goodbye😂

  • @kaceface3277
    @kaceface3277 6 років тому +13

    “This is my wife’s credit card” 😂

  • @pacocool5356
    @pacocool5356 9 років тому +44

    when he was driving the forklift i died so hard

    • @tuyaudepoil
      @tuyaudepoil 8 років тому

      ...six months later...
      You sould see him driving that in The Wrong Mans S02 !
      *flies away

  • @erintilley5244
    @erintilley5244 6 років тому +8

    When he said "one can of tuna do you live alone?Yes the man replied" this is classic James Corden

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow 8 років тому +44

    That co worker looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • @sigdavtilmig
    @sigdavtilmig 9 років тому +1200

    He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal or is it just me?

    • @robertk2007
      @robertk2007 8 років тому +3

      +Junes Surman hes jewish

    • @tanimapannu1490
      @tanimapannu1490 8 років тому +7

      +robertk2007 nohhhh really. I did not know

    • @robertk2007
      @robertk2007 8 років тому +3

      now you know

    • @tanimapannu1490
      @tanimapannu1490 8 років тому +4

      robertk2007 sarcasm babe

    • @Hapsarinta
      @Hapsarinta 8 років тому +3

      Yes he is!! Very much LoL(i though it was just me who thinks that tho)

  • @dqarkstar5051
    @dqarkstar5051 9 років тому +9

    james has the cutest personality ever i love him so much but u can see that the employees are getting annoyed 😂

  • @miabomback2850
    @miabomback2850 5 років тому +61

    as a jew, i find this so hilarious

  • @prettypriya1484
    @prettypriya1484 3 роки тому +2

    This just proves that he is multitalented and can do just about anything

  • @katieb4207
    @katieb4207 3 роки тому +1

    Aw James and his mentor guy looked like they had so much fun!

  • @ivantheemanriquez7336
    @ivantheemanriquez7336 6 років тому +4

    I absolutely love these. Please do more! You should do one at the Griffith Observatory!!

  • @adambender527
    @adambender527 3 роки тому +11

    I loved every minute of this. I cut meat for a living and watching James try to cut meat was so funny but I will say if they instructed him to cut that beef rib on the saw like that it was very dangerous.

  • @blissinriots7368
    @blissinriots7368 5 років тому +1

    i'm too late for this show, lol now im binging to watch this, james is an absolute mad lad indeed

  • @jacktierce8203
    @jacktierce8203 7 років тому +14

    He should take a break at Hooters.

  • @alapanchakraborty1997
    @alapanchakraborty1997 3 роки тому +2

    These people were way cooler than any other episode of take a break

  • @weallloveasmile
    @weallloveasmile 2 роки тому

    James, I loved you till now, but after watching this video, I love you much much more! Keep on making people happy! God bless you and all you your loved ones!

  • @debipraythatiwasmorelikebe9224
    @debipraythatiwasmorelikebe9224 2 роки тому +1

    I love you my friend ❤️ James Corden.You light up my day every day.

  • @da96103
    @da96103 9 років тому +27

    That machine that cuts meat looks dangerous. Is that why you sometimes read stories about someone finding a finger in their food?

    • @AussieTVMusic
      @AussieTVMusic 9 років тому +3

      da96103 My friend lost his hand in a meat grinder when he was 18. We used to joke about his hand ending up in peoples sausages.

    • @Minus4
      @Minus4 9 років тому

      Lost it in a similar situation when I was 6. People used to ask me all the time if they served the meat... I think they went as far as throwing the whole machine out

  • @elmo2488
    @elmo2488 9 років тому +8

    1:26 i'm dying. corden's so up on his nuggunim

    • @NewmarketWrestling81
      @NewmarketWrestling81 8 років тому

      +Miss Jewish Zionist something tells me your not Jewish XD

    • @missjewishzionist5458
      @missjewishzionist5458 8 років тому +1

      Gavrilo Princip And by the way, I remember it being a part of Keitzad Merakdim, but it's not included in all versions so I didn't remember at the time.

  • @gayaaharon
    @gayaaharon 7 років тому +86

    Me being Jewish watching this makes me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @rbtm35
    @rbtm35 8 років тому +20

    chalav yisroel milk! lol, loved this! two thumbs up

  • @adriamaral300
    @adriamaral300 4 роки тому +2

    Omg James, that little "walk" to the warehouse, I thought you were gonna "Get MADE". Definitely a Good Fella's Moment..
    Please don't take any night shifts that require a stroll to the warehouse!

  • @vaimoanaowusu2401
    @vaimoanaowusu2401 9 років тому +4

    I love James Gordon Show.

  • @knicks9899
    @knicks9899 7 років тому +4

    Gribenes?!? There's still a place in the world that sells gribenes? The most delicious heart attack ever.

    • @FayeIL
      @FayeIL 3 роки тому

      Especially a shop in California, of all places!

  • @lizzardqueeen
    @lizzardqueeen 8 років тому +9

    when he picks up the phone 'WHAT?!'- going to start answering my phones like that

  • @vikram9855
    @vikram9855 3 роки тому +2

    James answering the phone: “What”
    His “boss”: dying

  • @mimy2688
    @mimy2688 4 роки тому +6

    Even as a vegan I can‘t be not laughing at his perfect personality😂😂😂

  • @samanthataylor1761
    @samanthataylor1761 7 років тому

    I absolutely love James so much.

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 8 років тому +54

    Jake Gyllenhaal's unknown brother?!?!?!?!?!?!? :o

  • @soetkin15
    @soetkin15 9 років тому +1

    These are my favorite segments !
    (Can't believe Ben Winston directs these things .. How is he the same one that did the You and I vid..)

  • @guadalupezepeda5991
    @guadalupezepeda5991 4 роки тому +1

    God bless you man

  • @ItsmeHelen2001
    @ItsmeHelen2001 9 років тому +1

    i don't know if anyone noticed but the guy joey,when James was showing his smiley face meat he was in the back standing there.

  • @MasterofPuberty
    @MasterofPuberty 9 років тому +67

    0:40 That's my aunt! :-D

  • @cooperdarth9267
    @cooperdarth9267 3 роки тому +1

    I was so scared for the driving and the cutting part

  • @karenl7038
    @karenl7038 7 років тому

    One of my faves with these skits. Love James so much!

  • @AwsomeMan-su5zn
    @AwsomeMan-su5zn 6 років тому +1

    I bet he made everyones day.

  • @maegan1580
    @maegan1580 6 років тому +1

    Oh I love James, he is hilarious!

  • @abbybezely
    @abbybezely 8 років тому +2

    I can't stop laughing! I love this so much!!😂😂😂

  • @shannaglynn3301
    @shannaglynn3301 8 років тому +6

    this guy is hilarious

  • @damnhandles
    @damnhandles 8 років тому +45

    Cutting up a credit card is useless...I know my card number by heart! :-)

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 8 років тому +1

    1:12 he makes the beep noise, I'm dying rn 😂😂

  • @TheXhenah
    @TheXhenah 5 років тому +1

    James drifting in the forklift was the best thing ever

  • @loftstrom9549
    @loftstrom9549 8 років тому +1

    The guy that took a "break" happened to be in the background when James was talking to the guy about the layout of the steaks

  • @sandy7543
    @sandy7543 2 роки тому

    Love the background music too!

  • @emamekkartny
    @emamekkartny 9 років тому +1

    the best from Take A Break series

  • @kellymyerson29
    @kellymyerson29 2 роки тому

    I love this taking a break series! thank you. I help you get to keep going with this one

  • @lole0712
    @lole0712 8 років тому +1

    Keep it kosher James!! שלם from Argentina!

  • @ulvrk
    @ulvrk 6 років тому +1

    The co-work withe the red hat seems really nice 😂❤️

  • @safwanalvi8887
    @safwanalvi8887 5 років тому +3

    i nearly died laughing when he cut up his wife's credit card

  • @leeablott970
    @leeablott970 5 років тому +4

    James: *picks up the phone* What?
    5 seconds later
    James: yeah what
    Me: hahahah

  • @tawsifchowdhury6781
    @tawsifchowdhury6781 8 років тому +180

    Guys,I'm a Muslim and my best friend is Jewish!
    Shalom to my cousins!!!!!!

    • @byebye5907
      @byebye5907 8 років тому +10

      sth like that is just possible in. the US. if they dont agree with the Israelian politics they are my friends too..

    • @astro0125
      @astro0125 8 років тому +9

      yeah, as long as they dont agree with Palestinian getting paid purposely if they kill Israelis, my friends too... first comments is whats needed, not yours

    • @quimiorlando
      @quimiorlando 8 років тому +33

      Friend, I am a Christian, I live in Israel, and I have met some Muslims with Jewish friends. Love is possible.

    • @keatongaming9500
      @keatongaming9500 8 років тому

      Sir Bastion n

    • @bige8949
      @bige8949 8 років тому +26

      Meanwhile an atheist doesn't give two flying fucks what deity you worship, as long a you're a decent human being.

  • @henrymathews3671
    @henrymathews3671 6 років тому

    James's co worker is so touchy

  • @animalca3
    @animalca3 3 роки тому +1

    5:05 hahaha😂😂😂

  • @Ears14U
    @Ears14U 9 років тому

    You know he had to have great fun doing this vid. Thanks for the upload.

  • @lozis15
    @lozis15 7 років тому +1

    I love how he knows the words and songs to say and they are all just like ok he can stay 😂

  • @miriamshemtob326
    @miriamshemtob326 6 років тому +1

    I love how he said "goof shabbos at the end😂😂😂

  • @mrballoonhands5376
    @mrballoonhands5376 8 років тому +190

    I haven't seen a comment on how he gave a Jew his $10 change in quarters

    • @shaultovi6302
      @shaultovi6302 5 років тому +5

      Am I missing a joke, if yes can you explain?

    • @crispychippy8997
      @crispychippy8997 5 років тому +1

      shaul tovi yeah me too

    • @sabinandrei2807
      @sabinandrei2807 5 років тому +4

      shaul tovi maybe he was referencing a Jewish man getting silver coins for something that eventually remained in history.

    • @rainbowpanic5632
      @rainbowpanic5632 3 роки тому

      I didn't realize James was so educated on Jewish history and such lol He even showed it in his singing

  • @baileygregory2599
    @baileygregory2599 8 років тому +14

    4:13 the guy taking break their

  • @lawrenceweinzimer
    @lawrenceweinzimer Рік тому +1

    Excellent...and oh, so funny 😁 !