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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
  • Cloret with Countess Vaughn...
    I wish I had the 'Juice bar' one.

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  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 роки тому +281

    Let’s be real: anyone who’s ever worked in customer service wishes we had at least 1 day where we can act like this. 😂😂😂

    • @andrewmark2783
      @andrewmark2783 2 роки тому +9

      Let's be real, anyone who's ever worked in customer services for more than a few years HAS had days like this 😄

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 роки тому

      @@andrewmark2783 not a single lie was told. 😂😂😂

    • @gastheleft6535
      @gastheleft6535 2 роки тому +1

      Way to legitimize this epidemic of horribleblaaakcustomer service

    • @michelerich1590
      @michelerich1590 3 місяці тому +1

      are you KIDDING? They act like this all the damn time!

  • @mikeyd946
    @mikeyd946 10 років тому +612

    Because of you. Cinnabon stays in business LOL!!

    • @1uhot426
      @1uhot426 10 років тому +23

      "ah heh heh heh, ah heh heh"!lol

    • @SayYesToAwesome
      @SayYesToAwesome 6 років тому +1

      That is racist. Not appropriate. You have been reported.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 років тому +7

      SayYesToAwesome They're just repeating what was in the video.

    • @crazytempo
      @crazytempo 6 років тому +5

      SayYesToAwesome lol you mad

    • @AnonTriple
      @AnonTriple 4 роки тому +5

      @@SayYesToAwesome how's it racist

  • @mirrorblueocean242
    @mirrorblueocean242 10 років тому +459

    No exaggeration. This is one of the best "Celebrity Guest" skits I have probably seen. Everything was real easy in this one.

    • @kelleyannethomas5372
      @kelleyannethomas5372 3 роки тому +5

      Who is this actress? I like her. She also reminded me of Nell Carter.

    • @Chun-believable
      @Chun-believable 2 роки тому +7

      @@kelleyannethomas5372 The video and comments said it babe. Countess Vaughn.

  • @Joe_334
    @Joe_334 7 років тому +519

    "We strive to provide quality service to each and eve--Aint you going yet?"

  • @thatguywiththeravioli386
    @thatguywiththeravioli386 6 років тому +518

    *_G A P R I Z E L L E_*

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 роки тому +41

      Guessica

    • @Butters2236
      @Butters2236 4 роки тому +32

      Nenry

    • @babyJes444
      @babyJes444 4 роки тому +29

      Let me get a rastastic rasrageous razzle dazzle

    • @howardrobinson5393
      @howardrobinson5393 4 роки тому +22

      "And I can't believe it doesn't bother you that you paid $6 for some orange juice that took a trip around the blender with ice."

    • @rominn2184
      @rominn2184 4 роки тому +12

      I got bunions, you don' know! I got me enough to make some BUNION rings!

  • @jamesriccardo2225
    @jamesriccardo2225 9 років тому +301

    "First class to Cleveland? Ain't that an OxyMotrin?" Hahahahaha Cloret needs a full-episode special. Debra Wilson needs to come back to us with some new characters. Damn I miss MadTv

    • @taurusknight3110
      @taurusknight3110 Рік тому +3

      Me too the best they don't make comedy like this anymore!!!

  • @realme1535
    @realme1535 10 років тому +405

    For you youngsters UPN was the happening network back when her show was on

  • @MrDragonleo06
    @MrDragonleo06 5 років тому +155

    That look Cloret gave Countess Vaughn after she told her that's why she ain't on UPN.....😅

  • @DisneyGirlRocks
    @DisneyGirlRocks 11 років тому +204

    "PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!!" LMAO that face she makes is hilarious

  • @dionbakerjr.8736
    @dionbakerjr.8736 11 років тому +295

    I bet she had a razztastic--razzrageous-razzle-dazzle smoothie with energy boost too! :)

    • @nicholastyler2714
      @nicholastyler2714 4 роки тому +8

      Energy bwvoost

    • @babyJes444
      @babyJes444 4 роки тому +9

      Can I get a Gynecological boost

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 4 роки тому +2

      @@babyJes444
      thank you. I never understood what she said in that line and it was driving me mad. lmao

    • @Yumifreak3
      @Yumifreak3 4 роки тому +6

      Raz- what?

    • @sdlock83
      @sdlock83 3 роки тому +8

      You mean a #4?!! Why didn't you say #4, you should've said #4 why didn't you say #4?!

  • @siegeaye
    @siegeaye 11 років тому +175

    "I'm sorry to have disappointed such a valuable customer. We strive to provide quality service to each an every.........Ain't you gone yet!!!" HAHAHA EPIC!!!

  • @TheLowkeyChef
    @TheLowkeyChef 12 років тому +113

    Debra Wilson never gets old

  • @afredfrensky5668
    @afredfrensky5668 7 років тому +205

    mad tv cast was great but Debra is awesome. hilarious

    • @dominamortis8045
      @dominamortis8045 7 років тому +4

      Sayid Ortiz yes!

    • @falldownhard
      @falldownhard 5 років тому +5

      Yes - even in such a stellar cast, Debra stands out.

  • @GreenPencil305
    @GreenPencil305 16 років тому +94

    Cloret: First class to Cleveland?, isn't that an Oxy-Motrin?
    Countess Vaughn: I believe the word is "oxy-moron".
    Cloret: I ain't no moron, you the moron, shoot, paying $4,000 extra for a hot wash cloth and "Kangaroo Jack"?

  • @TheGreekPianist
    @TheGreekPianist 8 років тому +159

    "So what are you taking now, Xanax Valium and horse tranquilizers?" LOL

  • @lunaravenstorm2025
    @lunaravenstorm2025 10 років тому +193

    i'd watch a cloret spinoff show.

  • @RobertCooper-yt5dg
    @RobertCooper-yt5dg 7 років тому +344

    Funny how mad tv predicted the awful and rude service of united airlines.

    • @Augustchica814
      @Augustchica814 5 років тому +25

      It was always like that. They didn't have social media to rant about it.

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah. It was about the "airlines".😒

    • @dwoollery
      @dwoollery 4 роки тому +2

      I bet that guy would've rather had Cloret than that bruise on his face.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 роки тому +1

      ree

    • @Charlie-hl7jr
      @Charlie-hl7jr 4 роки тому +3

      Lol, I’m sure if they are awful and rude, it’s usually because the customers are awful and rude first.

  • @Rah2005
    @Rah2005 5 років тому +61

    "Those psychological stabilizers make me to aggressive with my.....*KIDS*"

  • @cmclayton1986
    @cmclayton1986 5 років тому +53

    Can y'all imagine Cloret, Yvonne Criddle, Antonia, Stuart and Ms. Swan all in one skit together? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tmichellemd111
      @tmichellemd111 3 роки тому +7

      You forgot Lorraine

    • @kelleyannethomas5372
      @kelleyannethomas5372 3 роки тому +2

      Carlos Clayton-And also Bunifa! 🤣🤣👏👏

    • @hornguy04
      @hornguy04 2 роки тому +2

      Add DOT and you have the best skit in MadTV history.

    • @Catenfur
      @Catenfur Рік тому

      @@kelleyannethomas5372 That could only work if you cloned Debra

  • @gothicniki
    @gothicniki 12 років тому +78

    LMFAOO "Who that hell is Countless Vajohn?!"

  • @caneimcdonald9226
    @caneimcdonald9226 5 років тому +31

    Debra Wilson, Nicole Sullivan, Alex Bornstein, Mo Collins, and Stephanie Weir were the funniest female cast members on MadTV PERIOD.

  • @HEIRLESSful
    @HEIRLESSful 7 років тому +67

    Debra Wilson is a comedic genius!

  • @jonathankieranwriter
    @jonathankieranwriter 3 роки тому +21

    Countess Vaughn has always been so lovable and talented. She was the perfect foil for the genius Debra Wilson’s unique style of comedy in this skit. WHY don’t they make comedy like this anymore? We have lost the gift of being able to laugh with each other.

  • @PjSparkle08
    @PjSparkle08 9 років тому +103

    plz somebody create a show for debra called "cloret's new job" or somethin like that. the show would be about her bein a temp working various jobs and her crazy experiences with the customers. can u imagine her workin customer service, or returns at a clothing store?

    • @rosieparez
      @rosieparez 6 років тому +6

      PjSparkle08 great idea. you should really pitch the idea

    • @jacobrivasjr
      @jacobrivasjr 6 років тому +4

      omg I would cuss her out over the phone lmfao

  • @alliztoht5778
    @alliztoht5778 11 років тому +78

    WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VIJOHN???? XD

  • @linon3000
    @linon3000 16 років тому +23

    "I hope your happy. Because of you Cinnabon stays in business" OMG I love Debra. All the stars in the world, Peace.

  • @saxachewon8062
    @saxachewon8062 6 років тому +153

    WHO DA HELL IS COUNTLESS VAJON?

  • @ruddM
    @ruddM 3 роки тому +35

    I wish there would have been more Cloret skits 😂

  • @tomaseugenioburgos885
    @tomaseugenioburgos885 11 років тому +24

    Two amazing comediennes...

  • @youtizzlerocks
    @youtizzlerocks 18 років тому +16

    I love the look Debra gives after Countess says, "that explains why you're not on UPN." Lol.

  • @jonquilsimms97
    @jonquilsimms97 12 років тому +51

    "I had some coffee and some Red Bull 'cause it gives you wings...." lol

  • @garykoshland
    @garykoshland 3 роки тому +11

    Debra Wilson kicks butt. Totally underrated. And Mad Tv blows away SNL. How is that still on the air and mad tv is not???????

  • @InnannasRainbow
    @InnannasRainbow 13 років тому +16

    Debra Wilson always played her characters perfectly.

  • @TraceyMak1
    @TraceyMak1 7 років тому +24

    THANKS FOR UPLOADING ALL OLD MADTV STUFF!!! I miss Debra Wilson and some of the OG Madtvers. They tried to bring it back but the new people all suck.

  • @mrbushidon7140
    @mrbushidon7140 7 років тому +119

    cloret need to meet bunifa

    • @Michaelahol
      @Michaelahol 7 років тому +15

      or Yvonne Criddle

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 6 років тому +5

      Chris Hill sr Kinda tough as Bunifa and Closet were both played by Debra Wilson. ;)

    • @Baconmutt
      @Baconmutt 6 років тому +2

      And Miss Sylvia.

    • @milhtx
      @milhtx 5 років тому +1

      @@indigothecat indeed they were :)

    • @vanizorc
      @vanizorc 5 років тому +2

      @@indigothecat That's the joke...

  • @dem20233
    @dem20233 6 років тому +30

    2:41 please proceed to security!!!!!!

  • @Jherick5954
    @Jherick5954 2 роки тому +4

    This lady speaks to my soul 🥰

  • @NiteOwl1224
    @NiteOwl1224 16 років тому +19

    Best part - 2:32 - GLARE!....... "PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!"

  • @leonitapalero9002
    @leonitapalero9002 8 років тому +31

    "aew mah nipple" HAHHA I DIED

  • @marissasue319
    @marissasue319 4 роки тому +2

    "...and some Red Bull cuz they give u wings."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That line was so CUTE 🤣😍
    EXCELLENT, HILARIOUS clip❣

  • @DemokrasyaTV
    @DemokrasyaTV 14 років тому +12

    Countess Vaughn: The place was emptier than a Bobby Brown concert...AHAHAHAHA!
    Cloret: Ehehe...ehehe...
    Hahaha..that always make me laugh so hard! xD

  • @D.JustinCalderon.1
    @D.JustinCalderon.1 3 роки тому +9

    “Ouch ,my nipple” 😂😂😂

  • @charmed2791
    @charmed2791 17 років тому +7

    "Naw I ain't never seent you" LMFAO Debra Wilson is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @grammaticalchainsaw7318
    @grammaticalchainsaw7318 5 років тому +13

    First class to Cleveland? Isn’t that an oxymotrin ?

  • @cplunajr745
    @cplunajr745 3 роки тому +3

    Madtv hired real talented actors who can really act with smooth versatility with their designated roles. I’m very disappointed that many of them are not elevated to a bigger screen. Hollywood!! Helloooooo!!! Stop playing dumb!

  • @VonnieVonVonX2
    @VonnieVonVonX2 10 років тому +16

    loved when debra was on the parkers

    • @cushe83
      @cushe83 9 років тому

      What did she do on the parkers

    • @VonnieVonVonX2
      @VonnieVonVonX2 9 років тому +10

      cushe83 she played some "Knock off Oprah".

  • @jccoello
    @jccoello 7 років тому +52

    This skit makes so much more sense this days!.... LOL #united

  • @1uhot426
    @1uhot426 10 років тому +24

    2:31 is the exact face i would have too if someone said that to me behind the desk!lol

  • @anthonygladys
    @anthonygladys 11 років тому +12

    Funny...mad tv had the BEST skits...

  • @crapbag89
    @crapbag89 15 років тому +2

    i could watch this every day for a year and not grow tired of it.

  • @gmcneoplan84
    @gmcneoplan84 3 місяці тому

    Man, this was so 1990s and early 2000s and I love it!! Mentioning Mervyn's, Countess Vaughn, UPN, the Parkers. Man, I miss that time period.

  • @mauriceglass2854
    @mauriceglass2854 6 років тому +13

    Coffee and some red bull cuz it gives ya waaaangs

  • @ej44026
    @ej44026 10 років тому +66

    The place was emptier than a Booby Brown conert xd lmfao

  • @KrisHoppz
    @KrisHoppz 3 роки тому +3

    Debra is SO GOOD

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 років тому +9

    She spouted that service policy as though she was reading a ransom note

  • @julianbluefeather8491
    @julianbluefeather8491 2 роки тому +2

    I was in 1st grade when this was uploaded I’m 23 now

  • @jrcna32466
    @jrcna32466 14 років тому +4

    Countess Vaughn used to be on all the talk shows as a child with a phenomenal singing voice...

  • @shaleranicole
    @shaleranicole 5 років тому +9

    PLEASE PROCEED TO SECURITY!!😂😂

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 11 років тому +27

    2:33 her face omg LMFAO xD

  • @judemichaelhanna4867
    @judemichaelhanna4867 5 років тому +1

    Oh....Lol.... that is awesome! Thank you so much Mad TV.
    Debra Wilson is perfection in this..

  • @a1s1
    @a1s1 11 років тому +11

    COUNTLESS VAJAUN

  • @edkennedy7952
    @edkennedy7952 2 роки тому +4

    Debra was awesome!

  • @nickwheeler5396
    @nickwheeler5396 4 роки тому +2

    First class to Cleveland? Isn't that an OxyMotrin?

  • @LeitrabiParody
    @LeitrabiParody 5 років тому +1

    I ❤️ Cloret

  • @moriahjohnthejohnsons718
    @moriahjohnthejohnsons718 7 років тому +12

    Countess!!

  • @sfmphotline
    @sfmphotline 5 років тому +39

    "Where you get that from Mervyn's?". Please upvote to anyone who got the joke lol.

    • @f_l_u_x_p_o_p
      @f_l_u_x_p_o_p 5 років тому +3

      What does that mean 😃

    • @taralen1101
      @taralen1101 4 роки тому +6

      @@f_l_u_x_p_o_p Mervyn's was a department store that closed back in the day, and she's saying that her clothes are so ugly she bought them from Mervyn's.

    • @cicicovington1414
      @cicicovington1414 4 роки тому +3

      Ahhh Mervyn's...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielfreitas8500
    @gabrielfreitas8500 Рік тому +2

    It's amazing how Debra Wilson can change the way she looks and sounds when playing different characters

  • @NadjibChannelthemovieguy
    @NadjibChannelthemovieguy 4 роки тому +5

    "First class to Cleveland?"

  • @vap0rtranz
    @vap0rtranz 4 роки тому +3

    "I ain't no Moron. You da Moron for paying $4,000 more dollars for a hot wash cloth and Kangaroo Jack!" LMAO. Why I only sit in 1st class when they bump me up for free.

  • @forensicsciencefan5645
    @forensicsciencefan5645 5 років тому +6

    Can't stop laughing. Keep thinking about being at an airport and hearing something like "Ow, my nipple!" over the PA system.

  • @adrianabawag5490
    @adrianabawag5490 7 років тому +10

    watch this many times! hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andycheng9066
    @andycheng9066 7 років тому +8

    Perfect explanation of united airlines

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz 3 роки тому +2

    Omg Cloret!! SHES AMAZING!! Hilarious character!!

    • @REXXSEVEN
      @REXXSEVEN 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know why but cloret sounds like something that you would use to clean your house with.

  • @gbear285
    @gbear285 15 років тому +2

    in my opinion, the best skit mad tv ever did! this character was brilliant

  • @Gleamorous
    @Gleamorous 4 роки тому +2

    literally me @0:19 anytime I’ve been working retail and a customer complains -

  • @linon3000
    @linon3000 17 років тому +3

    This was superb, I wish Debra was on MAD Tv today as well as Mo and Alex, anyways 10 stars, Peace.

  • @1uhot426
    @1uhot426 11 років тому +4

    0:54, the way her mouth was when she was mocking her laugh!Lol

  • @jamiemiller723
    @jamiemiller723 3 роки тому +3

    Oxymotrin omgggg I’m dead

  • @Yeiyn343
    @Yeiyn343 4 роки тому +1

    Sister Maeshaaaaaa!
    -That's So Raven.

  • @extraspooky819
    @extraspooky819 9 років тому +7

    The fact that Nicole Randell Johnsons' airport sketch is a more popular result than this comedy gold makes me literally sick to my ass. People do realize Nicole is the welfare 2 bit version of Debra Wilson right? Sure is an odd coincidence that all the big time actors left when Bobby Lee hit the scene huh? Debra, Nicole (the white one), Will, Arie, Frank, Stephanie, Moe. All of them left around the same time. The only veteran Madtv actor left was mike mcdonald.

    • @extraspooky819
      @extraspooky819 9 років тому

      Azrael Angel And then Nicole Parker came......oh god my left testicle could be a better actor.

  • @spotdathief
    @spotdathief 15 років тому +3

    "Oh please dont tell me your gonna fly the plane now."
    Lmao :D

  • @KeiranIs2007
    @KeiranIs2007 15 років тому +2

    "who the hell is countless vagauhn?"
    ROFL

  • @BeeBee-kk9bv
    @BeeBee-kk9bv 3 роки тому

    Love the Face she makes We Strive to Provide Quality Service!

  • @psYnel
    @psYnel 14 років тому +2

    This freaking funny!
    I love The Parkers

  • @MiSheRu682
    @MiSheRu682 3 місяці тому +2

    Debra Wilson is golden!

  • @LoOkAtMyBeEp
    @LoOkAtMyBeEp 18 років тому +2

    The look on her face , when countess tell her " you work for united airlines that's y u not on UPN " is PRICELESS !

  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 5 років тому +1

    This is still funny to me no matter how many times I had watched it!

  • @jkahern
    @jkahern 17 років тому +2

    yes, you MUST find the Juice bar one! I love that part where Cloret goes 'Energy booooosssshhh (boost)' LOL

  • @rooterdevin
    @rooterdevin 3 роки тому +5

    PLEASE PROCEEEED TO SEKURITYYYYY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pracs92
    @pracs92 17 років тому +1

    Debra rules! she's soooo gooooooood

  • @Micho55
    @Micho55 4 роки тому +4

    ironically, this is how being on Wellbutrin feels

    • @juliannehannes11
      @juliannehannes11 4 роки тому +2

      Unless you're bipolar, then it gives you wings haha

  • @Contantina46
    @Contantina46 12 років тому +1

    I miss these cast members oh I wish madtv will comeback back

  • @jameschancey251
    @jameschancey251 Рік тому +3

    Cloret and Bon Qui Qui would make quite a team.

  • @Brandon158
    @Brandon158 8 років тому +11

    fucking love this

  • @truthmatters-jt5up
    @truthmatters-jt5up 4 роки тому +1

    cloret is much nicer and more polite than the United people i had to deal with when i worked at the airport in Denver.

  • @chocloditelensman
    @chocloditelensman 9 місяців тому +1

    Hah! Such great physical comedy !!!

  • @recycledminis
    @recycledminis Рік тому +1

    Man i missed madTV

  • @danieltriana4228
    @danieltriana4228 Рік тому

    omg MERVYNS 😂 90s memory unlocked

  • @shawnthesheep6832
    @shawnthesheep6832 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 kangaroo jack I’m weak

  • @lesbiannotthespian
    @lesbiannotthespian 5 років тому +3

    I love how she's traveling to where I live 😂😂