The Saga: Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - The full story

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning and an end. Get ready for an epic 20 minute saga about Tommy Wiseau in Star Wars.
    After the first Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau video we still had some ideas for a second one. The project started growing, and we kept adding more and more scenes. The video grew from being just random scenes put together, like the first one, to a longer video with a narrative. This has been a project we’ve been working on whenever there was time, and the video got shaped bit by bit. I think the hardest part was the editing, finding which scenes to use, and getting the story to add up and making sense. But we did it, and the video is done!
    It's been over two years since we started this project. We've used scenes from seven Star Wars movies. From Episode 2 to Episode 8.
    You can follow us here:
    ★ IG: / pistolshrimps
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    Contact: pistolshrimps@gmail.com
    Poster, logos, and behind the scenes photos:
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    Big thanks to everyone who helped us making this possible!
    Arne Daniel Storevold Haldorsen, Ola Kvamsdal, Tore Ramstad Urke, StreetmanTV, The Gregory Brothers
    And to core-core who had the original idea.
    Follow him on Facebook: / corecore66
    Check out his original post: goo.gl/4PJWv1
    The Kylo Ren particle explosion was made possible with Trapcode Particular from Red Giant, so a big thanks to Red Giant for helping us out! We also used Red Giant's Light Wrap in several scenes. Check out their amazing products here: www.redgiant.com/
    And their UA-cam channel as a lot of great tutorials: / watchredgiantfilms
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  • @PistolShrimps
    @PistolShrimps  5 років тому +3283

    Here are som trivia and easter eggs 😃:
    0:38 - Chapter I - Nothing but our love - This is said by Padmé in Revenge of the Sith: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo. So long ago when there was nothing but our love.”
    3:44 - Anakin and Tommy sitting on the couch - There’s a big spoon in the background
    4:46 - Tommy asks Yoda about his sex life - The coffee cup has Jedi Order logos on it
    5:39 - Anakin wakes up from nightmare - There’s a picture of a spoon on the wall
    6:35 - Star Destroyer in the Unknown Regions - The planet in the background is Ahch-Too
    8:12 - Kylo Ren reads Tommy’s mind - You can hear Galen Erso’s voice saying stardust, and at the same time seeing the Death Star being projected.
    9:34 - The football rises - It speaks in parseltongue (The ball is almost like a horcrux, and Sauron’s ring. Corrupting everything around it, sealing the souls of Tommy’s victims inside)
    10:15 - Mace Windu saying “Motherfucker” - This “Motherfucker” is from the elevator scene in the movie The 51st State.
    11:17 - Tommy and Kylo on Star Destroyer bridge - They’re looking at the construction of “Tommy’s Planet” (The Death Star)
    11:18 - Kylo Ren sings “A Whole New World” - This is Adam Driver singing in a SNL sketch from 2016 (it’s on UA-cam).
    11:27 - Chapter III - Our new empire - The title is referencing Anakin’s line “I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire”.
    11:38 - Tommy’s Planet heading towards a planet - The planet is Dagobah. I replaced Alderaan with Dagobah throughout this scene.
    11:43 - Leia is escorted by three guards - The tall guard in the middle is Darth Vader. The easiest way to remove him was to add a face and make him a guard.
    12:24 - Kylo Ren hologram shows Mark hologram - This is Luke from a deleted scene from A New Hope (Also on UA-cam).
    12:25 - Kylo Ren talks about Mark - This is Adam Driver from an interview he did talking about Mark Hamill, saying Mark several times, and calling him “an amazing guy”.
    12:51 - Tatooine, Mark’s home - In the sand there’s a heart with “PARENTS” written inside it, there’s also a small family (stick figures) drawn next to the heart.
    13:22 - Mark looks at the hologram he has received “Do you want to know the truth about your parents? Find them.” - The music playing is “Invisible Cloak & Mirror Of Erised” from Harry Potter. It’s when Harry is looking in the mirror at him and his parents.
    14:48 - Mark jumps - There’s a television next to Tommy
    15:33 - R2-D2 on X-Wing - Mark brought the television with him and strapped it on to his X-Wing.
    16:02 - Kylo Ren saying “Yo, kid” - This is from an episode of Girls, where Adam says this to Hannah. It’s a call back to Luke calling Kylo Ren “kid” in The Last Jedi, saying “See you around, kid”.
    16:06 - Kylo saying “Mi casa, su casa. Come!” - This is from the movie The F word (What if?). Adam Driver’s character says this to Mackenzie Davis’ character at a party.
    16:20 - Mark walks up stairs - There’s a PistolShrimps logo on one of the screens
    16:37 - Tommy tells Mark they love him very much, “I know”, he says - The banner behind the ship outside the window has “We

    • @HerzeleidRMMSTN
      @HerzeleidRMMSTN 5 років тому +112

      Just made the subs in spanish. The editing it's just insane!

    • @skyguy8039
      @skyguy8039 5 років тому +37

      Wow. There are a lot i didn't notice. Amazing job, man!

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 5 років тому +25

      As the penguin would say, “Congratulations!”
      You and Auralnauts (and the dubbing of BACKSTROKE OF THE WEST) have made the Prequels worth existing. Thank you.

    • @jrsmith5080
      @jrsmith5080 5 років тому +17

      Thank you for making this masterpiece

    • @sacend1
      @sacend1 5 років тому +15

      You are a genius sir! what an amazing work!!

  • @devinup3981
    @devinup3981 5 років тому +7289

    Decades of the internet's existence have led up to this.

    • @sptony2718
      @sptony2718 5 років тому +190

      This is the best thing since the discovery of fire.

    • @Hunter725R
      @Hunter725R 5 років тому +99

      centuries of human evolution has led up to this

    • @Mullet-ZubazPants
      @Mullet-ZubazPants 5 років тому +39

      For millennia, man has pondered the philosophical question, why are we here? ... this is it

    • @dooms8870
      @dooms8870 5 років тому +31

      What a great time to be alive.

    • @absoabso7806
      @absoabso7806 5 років тому +2

      this is a gift

  • @bourdinantoine2362
    @bourdinantoine2362 4 роки тому +3033

    This guy mixed Star Wars prequels, original trilogy, postlogy and Tommy Wiseau and created a complete and coherent story with some new lore and an impeccable image quality. This is a true cinematic genius.

  • @smoog
    @smoog 5 років тому +3540

    Only negative is Tommy didn't get to meet Chewbacca and say, "Hi doggy". Other than that, perfect.

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +142

      Already done in another parody

    • @riaanburger666
      @riaanburger666 5 років тому +92

      Im most disappointed that he didnt say "You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!" at the end. It would have been perfect.
      ...but... I havent laughed this hard for a while, so..

    • @gab_gallard
      @gab_gallard 5 років тому +13

      They did it in the other video ua-cam.com/video/dXlao2KNYjQ/v-deo.html

    • @trtrsqr4666
      @trtrsqr4666 5 років тому +4

      I NEED THAT! Special Edition plz!

    • @jayt4533
      @jayt4533 5 років тому +7

      He did say it to Yoda at the very end lol.

  • @maciejatkowski5524
    @maciejatkowski5524 Рік тому +193

    It's horrifying how well do Tommy's lines fit with George's dialogue.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 місяці тому +5

      both pretty equal in skill george just had much better actors trying to pull off his bad lines.

    • @maciejatkowski5524
      @maciejatkowski5524 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Jebu911 Nah, you know you're exaggerating, the quality of the dialogue is miles apart in both creators, even if Lucas isn't great at it ;)

  • @CitroChannel
    @CitroChannel 5 років тому +1164

    "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tommy the Wiseau?"

    • @RodSlS
      @RodSlS 5 років тому +83

      I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

    • @HappyFlapps
      @HappyFlapps 5 років тому +7

      @@RodSlS Are you saying Citron is a Sith Lord?

    • @brunofranca3718
      @brunofranca3718 5 років тому +3

      👏😂

    • @kanzy1
      @kanzy1 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @glibglab1751
      @glibglab1751 5 років тому +2

      So luke is makr hamil makes sense

  • @zdvxr
    @zdvxr 4 роки тому +1826

    Tommy is so powerful he calls Luke by his actor’s name.

    • @francogonz
      @francogonz 4 роки тому +16

      Dang

    • @EmulatorNoob
      @EmulatorNoob 4 роки тому +90

      His dark side power can absolutely shatter the 4th wall

    • @kaspartambur
      @kaspartambur 4 роки тому +9

      So thankful for the amazing coincidence. :D And it only came halfway too, so it wasn't like "if we don't have this, then there's nothing".

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 4 роки тому +3

      @@EmulatorNoob winner of a comment

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes 4 роки тому +5

      Probably a reference by coincidence because mark Hamil called Leia Carrie at the end of one of the movies

  • @PedroNogueiranunes
    @PedroNogueiranunes 5 років тому +2728

    I just love how in a universe with millions of alien languages, Tommy Wiseau has the most weird accent of all.

    • @ildikoedit9110
      @ildikoedit9110 5 років тому +57

      yes that's the Polish power I guess xddddd

    • @SilverbackGorilla69
      @SilverbackGorilla69 5 років тому +48

      He from New Orleans

    • @IronNote2137
      @IronNote2137 5 років тому +29

      @@SilverbackGorilla69 But he is an immigrant from Poland.

    • @JustMarty
      @JustMarty 5 років тому +42

      It's hard being an immortal, he can't even remember how to do accents.

    • @SilverbackGorilla69
      @SilverbackGorilla69 5 років тому +42

      @@IronNote2137 No, Tommy is real all American boy.

  • @jacobdalby1706
    @jacobdalby1706 2 роки тому +452

    You make Tommy wiseau look like a good actor with this editing. Pretty insane.

    • @REALdavidmiscarriage
      @REALdavidmiscarriage 2 роки тому +13

      both him and hayden christensen

    • @alexanderl9721
      @alexanderl9721 Рік тому +17

      He was never a bad actor. He was just in the wrong movie.

    • @thewkovacs316
      @thewkovacs316 Рік тому +3

      made the prequels look like good movies

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae Рік тому +7

      @@alexanderl9721 5:04 Little of column a, little of column b

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому +1

      ​@@alexanderl9721 so he's a bad filmmaker? That actually makes se6

  • @aidancollins239
    @aidancollins239 5 років тому +2414

    “You were meant to DESTROY the sith, not JOIN them!!”
    “That’s life” 😂😂

  • @zamaskowany12
    @zamaskowany12 5 років тому +2195

    Her: "So which Star Wars movie is your favorite?"
    Me: *"It's complicated..."*

    • @maxrockatansky2702
      @maxrockatansky2702 5 років тому +95

      Anyway, how is your sex life...?

    • @rarepepe1819
      @rarepepe1819 5 років тому +11

      Didn't know Alucard has such exellent taste regarding Star Wars movies... now it becomes clear why he needs (and deserves) an epic tv for christmas!

    • @staceya5149
      @staceya5149 5 років тому +46

      In all fairness, this is honestly a better movie than anything that the sequels have produced so far.

    • @Venom-mj1qz
      @Venom-mj1qz 5 років тому +2

      Alucard has some good taste

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 5 років тому +9

      It’s confidential

  • @Baydzone
    @Baydzone 5 років тому +1854

    The fact that someone sat down and edited this for hours and hours, possibly weeks or months on end. Is insane but it's the best!

    • @AlexYBITW
      @AlexYBITW 5 років тому +87

      The description said this project took them 2 years !

    • @PiotrStarWars
      @PiotrStarWars 4 роки тому +3

      You're right, it's insane. But I like it hahaha

    • @SAIIIURAI
      @SAIIIURAI 4 роки тому +5

      That must be some hardcore torture to memorize every line from wiseau to edit it in!!...uff whatever they payed...it can't be enough!

    • @PiotrStarWars
      @PiotrStarWars 4 роки тому +2

      @@SAIIIURAI I wonder how many times did they have to watch The Room? For an edit like this, it must've been a lot 😅

    • @sibelatmaca8051
      @sibelatmaca8051 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahhah I was gonna write this 😂

  • @Surftheweb_1
    @Surftheweb_1 3 роки тому +176

    I never thought I'd ever see Tommy Wiseau electrocuting Anakin Skywalker and calling him a little tramp, but now I have. And I'm happy I did.

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 2 роки тому +17

      Anakin is the best Disney Princess

  • @PistolShrimps
    @PistolShrimps  5 років тому +4744

    So happy to finally show you this video! Hope you like it ❤️

    • @AkemiSakuya495
      @AkemiSakuya495 5 років тому +52

      I really hope you get a job offer because of this.
      It's some pretty amazing and impressive editing.

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 5 років тому +21

      Wow this took a lot of work, the editing is better than most modern films

    • @darkman4747
      @darkman4747 5 років тому +5

      thank you For your work

    • @vile46
      @vile46 5 років тому +6

      PistolShrimps It’s amazing and funny. Great work!

    • @daffyduck9910
      @daffyduck9910 5 років тому +1

      gg

  • @PeterG00000
    @PeterG00000 5 років тому +601

    "I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer"
    "I'm overwhelmed"

    • @jeffreybetancourt86
      @jeffreybetancourt86 5 років тому +15

      Peter Gorman I fuck’n love that part 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Ugleseth
      @Ugleseth 5 років тому +50

      It was a better reaction than the one by Lisa!

  • @miguelthealpaca8971
    @miguelthealpaca8971 4 роки тому +338

    The Sith have far more complexity in this than in Star Wars. They're a group of guys who were betrayed and are lonely, trying to build a family together.

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 3 роки тому +8

      I’m intrigued please tell me more.

    • @miguelthealpaca8971
      @miguelthealpaca8971 3 роки тому +2

      @@gelraldoldo5152 I don't have anything else to say. I'm just referring to what happens in the video.

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 3 роки тому +32

      Everybody betray them

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 3 роки тому +28

      They're fed-up with this world.

    • @Shadow31999
      @Shadow31999 2 роки тому +11

      Oh Hai Mark

  • @LimaFX
    @LimaFX 4 роки тому +2346

    At first I was laughing but then I was in to it...

    • @bigmouthstrikesagain4056
      @bigmouthstrikesagain4056 4 роки тому +81

      This is kind of like starwars meets brokeback mountain... also mace windus face when johnny says were expecting makes me laugh like a drain.

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu 4 роки тому +14

      YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LIMA!!!

    • @goodbibes4092
      @goodbibes4092 4 роки тому +24

      As soon as Anakin betrayed him 🥺☹️😭
      I was unironically in

    • @DrewOwen040
      @DrewOwen040 4 роки тому +1

      Making me spit my soda out you were ....Killing me it is

    • @maxthewolfroertson9636
      @maxthewolfroertson9636 4 роки тому +1

      same!

  • @Mad3011
    @Mad3011 5 років тому +482

    "You are tearing me apart, Li-a"

  • @spacewarriorthundercat4195
    @spacewarriorthundercat4195 5 років тому +456

    Anakin: "I feel lost"
    Tommy: "Don't talk like that. What do you mean?"
    Anakin: "What do you mean?"
    Tommy: "What do you mean?"
    Anakin: "Nothing"
    Tommy: "Ahahah you must be joking aren't you!!"
    Classic, completely in keeping with the style of both movies.

    • @stonksrus
      @stonksrus 5 років тому +2

      it's "you must be kidding aren't you" you half witted scrub

    • @colnohman5255
      @colnohman5255 5 років тому

      Wait..wut movies??

  • @sffan10
    @sffan10 2 роки тому +90

    Tommy and Anakin have better chemistry with each other than they have with any of their actual co-stars.

  • @eldaxeruskalocraw4213
    @eldaxeruskalocraw4213 5 років тому +554

    The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wiseau...
    Jokes aside, that editing is so perfect.

    • @MrTapelius
      @MrTapelius 5 років тому +13

      I find the lack of spoons disturbing!

    • @grimmshredsanguinus2915
      @grimmshredsanguinus2915 5 років тому +2

      @@MrTapelius if only knew the powa of the spoon side

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому

      True mixed with the originals, the difference isn't so noticeable

  • @meci6625
    @meci6625 5 років тому +645

    Tommy is like the most chilled Sith Lord ever

    • @someguywithabirdface2583
      @someguywithabirdface2583 5 років тому +16

      He could hangout with Darth Vectivus

    • @spiritof78
      @spiritof78 5 років тому +10

      hahaha, whatever, Martin

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 років тому +11

      Weirdly...it suits him .

    • @meci6625
      @meci6625 5 років тому +9

      @@someguywithabirdface2583 I see you're a man of culture!

    • @meci6625
      @meci6625 5 років тому +35

      @@spiritof78 "if more Sith lords betrayed each other, the Galaxy would be a better place to live" said Darth Wiseau just before his apprentice, Darth Lisa, tore him apart

  • @derrickbeckman3097
    @derrickbeckman3097 5 років тому +617

    "It was said you would defeat the sith, not join them!"
    "That's life."
    That's a whole ass mood tho.

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 Рік тому +43

    "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LEIA" 🤣

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 9 місяців тому +4

      Han: "When this war is over, I wanna marry her and have kids with her."
      Luke: "That's the idea." 😊

  • @qmcepic
    @qmcepic 5 років тому +344

    The comedic timing on this is beyond art, Hayden Christensen talking to the mom was probably the funniest shit i've seen in ages.

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 5 років тому +325

    You didn't just replace Padme with him, you actually created your own storyline... awesome!

  • @zachrobledo2252
    @zachrobledo2252 5 років тому +424

    “You are sort of my son.”
    -Darth Plaguies the Wiseau

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget 2 роки тому +127

    Anakin showed more concern for the mom than the entire cast of the Room lol

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 5 місяців тому

      Unlike his twin sister, Lisa, Anakin isn't a sociopath.

    • @TheSecretLover
      @TheSecretLover Місяць тому

      @@tultsi93​​⁠​⁠​⁠I dunno. Anakin decided it was better to hand Tommy over to be tortured by the Sith rather than just say he wanted a divorce. Feels a bit sociopathic.

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 Місяць тому

      @@TheSecretLover At least he cares about his mother.

  • @VeryUselessPerson
    @VeryUselessPerson 5 років тому +1055

    This deserves an award. *No, seriously.* An actual, physical award that you can touch. The editing, the timing, the carefully stitched bits of dialogue that complement each-other - its I N S A N E!

    • @alonsaurio8928
      @alonsaurio8928 4 роки тому +12

      This is a masterpiece!!

    • @spacekitt.n
      @spacekitt.n 4 роки тому +9

      for real. seriously should have more views

    • @laiyinquan8355
      @laiyinquan8355 4 роки тому +2

      It's so good, it is sometimes hard to tell whether or not it is the original due to the seamlessness of the edit.

    • @PippaPPod
      @PippaPPod 4 роки тому

      I agree, some sort of award. BUT it probably is copyright infringement, so that isn’t going to happen.

    • @andyappleton3353
      @andyappleton3353 4 роки тому +4

      Definitely the best editing I've ever seen in a video of the type...but I don't think the WOKE crowd would find this funny. So much for them to be "offended" by.

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity 4 роки тому +769

    "You always play psychologist with us....anyway, how's your sex life?"
    This is the roast that made Yoda turn to the dark side.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 5 років тому +2470

    a true masterpiece, now everyone has to go revise their Top Ten Star Wars Films list 💖

    • @RamielDerLinke
      @RamielDerLinke 5 років тому +15

      Ok, I will try:
      10) Attack of the Clones
      9) The Phantom Menace
      8) Solo: A Star Wars Story
      7) A new Hope
      6) The Force Awakens
      5) Revenge of the Sith
      4) Return of the Jedi
      3) Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
      2) The Last Jedi
      1) The Empire Strikes Back

    • @r.p.4756
      @r.p.4756 5 років тому +18

      @@RamielDerLinke ey somebody else who also doesn't hate the last Jedi, that's rare.

    • @RamielDerLinke
      @RamielDerLinke 5 років тому +5

      @@r.p.4756 Yes... Sadly :/

    • @r.p.4756
      @r.p.4756 5 років тому +1

      @@RamielDerLinke why? It's way more interesting then the 4 movies behind it.
      Edit: oh wait I thought you where somebody else being angry at our opinion.

    • @RamielDerLinke
      @RamielDerLinke 5 років тому +5

      @@r.p.4756 It's sad that so many people hate the movie.

  • @gknipe
    @gknipe 4 роки тому +195

    Mace Windu's reaction to "we're expecting" @ 5:21 is a thing of beauty.

    • @redjakOfficial
      @redjakOfficial 2 роки тому +27

      What about that droid attack on the Wookies ?

  • @dcauwatchtower
    @dcauwatchtower 5 років тому +149

    Oh my god. The Kylo Ren chair torture scene looked like he was truly there!

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 5 років тому +3

      7:50 yeah it's the best

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 4 місяці тому

      wtf hi watchtower

  • @intelligentignorance
    @intelligentignorance 5 років тому +192

    And yet the plot of this STILL somehow makes more sense the actual The Room.

    • @rybelknap
      @rybelknap 5 років тому +7

      That's so true.
      I would still like to know what happened with the breast cancer though.

    • @keitsi87
      @keitsi87 4 місяці тому +1

      And more sense than the Disney trilogy.

  • @OscarMemo333
    @OscarMemo333 5 років тому +605

    This had everything, sadness, action, stupity, all in one.

  • @laurisaarinen1126
    @laurisaarinen1126 Рік тому +21

    I did not remember how freaking good this was. Level of editing is unreal and it doesn't make any sense Star Wars and The Room go together so well. Things like this is what the internet was made for!

  • @lolojohn1151
    @lolojohn1151 5 років тому +724

    Tommy: ”We haven’t made love in awhile”
    Yoda: “hOw eMbAraSsiNg”

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +34

      "How's your sex life?"

    • @mthemaxim5703
      @mthemaxim5703 5 років тому +1

      @@mnomadvfx hOw iS yOUr SeX LiFe?

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu 5 років тому +6

      Hayden Christiansen is Tommy Wiseau without the creepy charm and accidental genius.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 років тому +1

      @@mthemaxim5703 I must be missing something about these comments with alternating caps....

    • @mthemaxim5703
      @mthemaxim5703 5 років тому +1

      @@mnomadvfx It's a meme don't worry lol

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +713

    My mind imploded when Anakin and Lisa's mom started arguing. This is the best thing on the internet and deserves at least 5 academy awards.

    • @ASMARII
      @ASMARII 5 років тому +19

      scampoli25 that part had me DYING 😂

    • @simondigruber2111
      @simondigruber2111 5 років тому +17

      For a moment I thought she was a legit star wars character

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 5 років тому +19

      Simon Digruber “I definitely have breast cancer” “I’m overwhelmed”

    • @salottin
      @salottin 5 років тому +6

      That part was so eprfect!

    • @salottin
      @salottin 5 років тому +5

      Better than my writing!

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 5 років тому +302

    "I can't breathe."
    "Don't worry about it. I still love you."
    ROOOOFFFLLL
    Why is the superimposed Tommy Wiseau so flawless? It's incredible how the shots totally work.

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 5 років тому +5

      The lighting has been perfectly altered, they must have got an actor for some of the shots, like the wedding, though.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +2

      @@orsonlepherd7064 Exactly, the lighting is absolutely perfect so that Tommy can be in all these different shots and settings. And yes, some of the kneeling or falling scenes didn't seem like they came from The Room, except the one where Tommy is killed by his son Mark.

    • @orsonlepherd7064
      @orsonlepherd7064 5 років тому +2

      @@barbaro267 ah yes, the infamous low quality slow motion falling backwards close up suicide of one Tommy wiseau

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +1

      @@orsonlepherd7064 haha yes, exactly!

  • @blahblahblahrasha1637
    @blahblahblahrasha1637 4 роки тому +231

    The acting fits perfectly within the prequels. Brilliant.

    • @sagiriizumi8079
      @sagiriizumi8079 2 роки тому +14

      Acting and dialogue is pretty much the same

    • @Scarlettspider-h4v
      @Scarlettspider-h4v Рік тому +2

      ​​@@sagiriizumi8079 really, cuz Havens put out MUCH more emotion than Tommy is
      Yeah there are some problems, I think the actors do a good job in the prequels

    • @Black-White-BW1
      @Black-White-BW1 Рік тому +1

      @@sagiriizumi8079No it isn’t.

    • @SamC_182
      @SamC_182 10 місяців тому

      No, you can see the acting in the prequels is much better

  • @thehumanity0
    @thehumanity0 5 років тому +192

    I always wondered why Darth Vader never threw a television at Luke after he jumped from Cloud City. I'm personally making that canon from now on.

  • @robinhood7827
    @robinhood7827 5 років тому +215

    ... "What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?"
    That killed me 😂

  • @EleventhOcean
    @EleventhOcean 5 років тому +294

    "I'm overwhelmed."
    And somehow this is still a better follow-up to the breast cancer line than the original.

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 5 років тому +32

      Two movies that improved each other.

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 2 роки тому +79

    The army of Wiseau clones was truly terrifying.

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Місяць тому +1

      Bet they weren't cheap chichicheap cheap.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +539

    Oh my gosh, there's actually a cohesive story here. I thought it was just going to be a bunch of random Star Wars clips where he would fit in, I was not expecting an entire reworking of the Star Wars story-line.

  • @Thegrrog
    @Thegrrog 5 років тому +614

    “Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Wiseau the wise.”

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 5 років тому +8

      I mean, he does have the word "wise" in his name

    • @Princeofknowelege
      @Princeofknowelege 5 років тому +21

      He could love others but he could not love himself...

    • @1R0QU012
      @1R0QU012 5 років тому +19

      Darth Plagus the Wiseau

    • @Thegrrog
      @Thegrrog 5 років тому +2

      1R0QU012 that’s better

    • @andrewhudson7108
      @andrewhudson7108 5 років тому +9

      Wow what a story Mark!

  • @hortelta
    @hortelta 5 років тому +379

    Obi: "I have the high ground."
    Tommy: "Cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeeep"
    I lost it.

    • @420coryb
      @420coryb 5 років тому +2

      Dude I almost passed out from lmfao

  • @londonisboss52
    @londonisboss52 3 роки тому +88

    This is, quite literally, the greatest video I have ever seen on youtube.

  • @CerberusProject
    @CerberusProject 4 роки тому +1145

    Mark: *Falls to death*
    Tommy: *Throws TV after him*

    • @flipnap2112
      @flipnap2112 4 роки тому +7

      he should've comped in a video of the new Star Wars on that set

    • @gfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgd
      @gfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgd 4 роки тому +32

      I laughed so much at it

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 4 роки тому +6

      the first time i saw empire strikes back and luke suddenly falling off the bottom of cloud city, i said it looked like he was struck by a tv. i know it didn't make any sense but i said that. now it finally makes sense (joke).

    • @theimortal1974
      @theimortal1974 4 роки тому +6

      @@flipnap2112 oh my god i just thought of something funny. somebody needs to do the "no that's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" and luke screaming no but instead of darth vader it's a tv with episode 8 on it.

    • @rga8895
      @rga8895 4 роки тому +2

      It killed me

  • @theinvisiblegentleman1142
    @theinvisiblegentleman1142 5 років тому +516

    This is sickening, preverted, and destroys any faith I had in humanity.
    I love it.

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 5 років тому

      @CSmiley there are worse star wars movies than the last jedi holy shit

    • @xelarande333
      @xelarande333 5 років тому

      @@nickv.3573 I agree.
      Also, TLJ wasn't that bad.

  • @ScumSookar
    @ScumSookar 5 років тому +2269

    On a serious note, this level of editing is beyond insane. If I didn't know what Star Wars was, I would think this was legit.

    • @BlackHowl1
      @BlackHowl1 5 років тому +126

      I barely understand how it's possible to do this to such a high standard, and I went to film-school. Beyond incredible.

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 5 років тому +42

      @@BlackHowl1 He used the force. Didn't you know?

    • @brainManywrinkle
      @brainManywrinkle 5 років тому +18

      @@BlackHowl1 i also went to film school i came to the same conclusion

    • @camilianSLC
      @camilianSLC 5 років тому +5

      for real. this was very well done

    • @fuckoffwiththehandles
      @fuckoffwiththehandles 5 років тому +15

      The continuity errors in Tommy's clothing are a massive giveaway.

  • @TrevorGoesMeep
    @TrevorGoesMeep 5 років тому +3635

    I swear you edited Tommy Wiseau into Starwars better than they edited Leia into Rise of Skywalker

  • @VincentGuillotine
    @VincentGuillotine 2 роки тому +55

    the best part is that this isn't one of those edits where tommy is just tacked onto existing scenes. it's a coherent original storyline about him

  • @maverickloggins5470
    @maverickloggins5470 5 років тому +442

    I love how “oh hi Mark” actually makes sense

  • @EvanBakerian
    @EvanBakerian 5 років тому +222

    “DON’T TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER” 😂

  • @MkeKen67
    @MkeKen67 3 роки тому +32

    Tommy was worked into these scenes so amazingly well. Great editing and effects work. Also, I love the use of the football. And the bit with the TV. Hilarious, and also weirdly touching at the same time. That one acting coach guy in The Disaster Artist might have been onto something when he said Tommy Wiseau would make a good villain.

  • @Sleep-is-overrated
    @Sleep-is-overrated 5 років тому +323

    The perfect movie crossover doesn’t exi...

  • @Jowgen
    @Jowgen 5 років тому +451

    I'm startled by how this actually comes together as a compelling emotional story.

  • @veevintage2619
    @veevintage2619 4 роки тому +1062

    Asking Yoda about his sex life is a whole new level of creepy right there.

    • @satinsguard
      @satinsguard 4 роки тому +69

      How else do you think Grogu (Baby Yoda) was born?

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +63

      @@satinsguard well when a boy yoda and a girl Yoda love eachother very much...

    • @cantgetps5564
      @cantgetps5564 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 3 роки тому +12

      Doing much banging I am.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 2 роки тому +17

      Mmmmhmhmm, Yaddle and me, fun times in the meditation room we had. Grogu, my son, he is. Child support, I have not paid.

  • @xagon2012
    @xagon2012 Рік тому +13

    Wiseau's reactions actually fit much better here than in The Room. 😂😂👍

  • @astrowiz3544
    @astrowiz3544 4 роки тому +295

    "You are sort of... my son"
    "NOOOOOOOO"
    Most iconic moment in cinematic history. Original? What original. This is the original.

    • @tam2237
      @tam2237 4 роки тому +8

      Lol, as I read this he said it

  • @odiwalker3973
    @odiwalker3973 5 років тому +116

    So tragic how a terrible betrayal converted a nice guy into one of the most terrifying villains I had ever seen

  • @Deathshuck
    @Deathshuck 5 років тому +1426

    I WAS HERE ON THIS HISTORIC DAY
    Edit: It's fascinating how both movies have such wooden dialogue delivery that when paired together, it works seamlessly. If I had no concept of what Star Wars is and someone just showed me the scene at 3:24 , I would have never suspected it was edited footage. This video truly is a work of art.

    • @QUEENOBSCURE
      @QUEENOBSCURE 5 років тому +10

      ME TOO!

    • @unclechair2208
      @unclechair2208 5 років тому +4

      I also was lucky enough to witness it

    • @2thinkcritically
      @2thinkcritically 5 років тому +6

      Remember this date, for one day we will tell our grandchildren of this momentous event 1⃣

    • @ChulioRCHulio
      @ChulioRCHulio 5 років тому

      Joining in for a moment fot the history books!

    • @bobiboulon
      @bobiboulon 5 років тому

      So did I! :)

  • @mazzel4488
    @mazzel4488 4 роки тому +23

    I can't believe how good the editing is. People who don't know the scenes surely would think they're real.

  • @alexcracchiolo3465
    @alexcracchiolo3465 5 років тому +195

    It is scary how well Tommy Wiseau fits into Star Wars!

    • @lfrankow
      @lfrankow 5 років тому

      hahaha.

    • @NobleNomad
      @NobleNomad 5 років тому +1

      He fits into anything, its all about editing.

  • @karanjoshi2662
    @karanjoshi2662 5 років тому +312

    Tommy: What do you mean?
    Anakin: What do you mean?
    Tommy: What do you mean?
    Anakin: Nothing
    Tommy: Hahaha you must be kidding, aren't you?

  • @birdcar7808
    @birdcar7808 5 років тому +364

    “YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!”
    “Well, whatever” *catches football*

  • @Derekthepersonable
    @Derekthepersonable 3 роки тому +6

    The "best bonus dad ever" poster is a great touch.

  • @Soonerblake007
    @Soonerblake007 5 років тому +192

    "you're tearing me apart Leia!"

  • @snipersquirl
    @snipersquirl 5 років тому +561

    Tommy wiseu isn't a bad actor he was just acting in every movie that was and will ever be made all at once.

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +10

      I am learning his way to speack , I am gonna make a fortune with parody audiobooks

    • @dev.1359
      @dev.1359 5 років тому +4

      The pure definition of one being ahead of his time

    • @snipersquirl
      @snipersquirl 5 років тому +5

      @@dev.1359 I think he's just ahead of time.

    • @Gabriel-rh1bi
      @Gabriel-rh1bi 5 років тому +8

      A supreme being such as him does not exist in your fragile idea of time and space

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому

      cool sorry I have problems with the smart keyboard of my tablet.

  • @lydiatosh6475
    @lydiatosh6475 4 роки тому +289

    Their awkward acting actually balance each other out, it's fascinating, really.

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 4 роки тому +109

    I am in a very bad place right now, and I just want you to know that this video made me laugh so much. Thank you.

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 2 роки тому +12

      I hope you're in a better situation now

    • @lizzyh2537
      @lizzyh2537 2 роки тому +8

      Hope you're doing alright

    • @markvigo1747
      @markvigo1747 2 роки тому +5

      are u in Philadelphia

    • @novajett9611
      @novajett9611 9 місяців тому +1

      I hope you're doing better now!

    • @majpeaches
      @majpeaches 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@novajett9611 i am, thank you

  • @isakisak9989
    @isakisak9989 5 років тому +597

    I don’t care what anyone says! This is *CANON*

    • @lenzi5119
      @lenzi5119 5 років тому +33

      Its far better than the new movies so y not

    • @williamj.hansard5802
      @williamj.hansard5802 5 років тому +15

      Especially Claudette as Anakin's mother. Would explain a lot!

    • @ChurlzVA
      @ChurlzVA 5 років тому +3

      You're not wrong though.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 5 років тому +1

      A N I M E
      N
      I
      M
      E

    • @golduckroger
      @golduckroger 5 років тому

      @@undefined_user6281 no, this is PATRICK

  • @SilverSkitty
    @SilverSkitty 4 роки тому +360

    Anakin showed more compassion for the mom’s breast cancer diagnosis than Lisa did in the original movie

  • @DiddyCanFly
    @DiddyCanFly 5 років тому +193

    Things like this make me realize that there are people out there dedicated to making the world a better place.

  • @doomedallweare5014
    @doomedallweare5014 2 роки тому +57

    rewatching this video on a regular basis and it's still funny as hell and very touching. better than any romcom they produce nowadays

  • @nickbaldini9120
    @nickbaldini9120 5 років тому +221

    I can’t believe Lucas cut the football’s scenes out of the movies, he was the best actor.

    • @PrOdRgZ
      @PrOdRgZ 5 років тому +3

      The Football shot first 😂😂

  • @pardyhardly
    @pardyhardly 4 роки тому +571

    What's telling is how well Wiseu's performance fits with everyone elses.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 роки тому +78

      dude yeah the dialogue between anakin and tommy, holy shit so much awkward and cringe. it was beautiful

    • @Fi_Sci_
      @Fi_Sci_ 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah I love the prequels.... but some of the dialogue is just not delivered that well.

    • @Fi_Sci_
      @Fi_Sci_ 4 роки тому +30

      @@baddog6003 it’s coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @GusMcGuire
      @GusMcGuire 4 роки тому +41

      What's even more telling is that the relationship between Tommy and Anakin is far more believable than the one between Anakin and Padme.

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +2

      @@namduynguyen4470 what makes you say that

  • @BatmanisBatman
    @BatmanisBatman 5 років тому +336

    "I'm fed up with this world"
    *Blows up planet*
    I died

  • @peterquinn8419
    @peterquinn8419 2 роки тому +16

    You are making Tommy's acting better because you suit it to the right scenes. Well done. Fantastic.

  • @TonyStarkCLC
    @TonyStarkCLC 5 років тому +128

    "whatever, I don't care".
    *Grabs the TV and throws it away*.
    GENIUS!

  • @Mr._Sandman
    @Mr._Sandman 5 років тому +418

    _Luke Skywalker appears_
    "Oh, hi Mark."
    My sides are in orbit.

  • @FeniXMinerva
    @FeniXMinerva 5 років тому +379

    “Fear of loss is the path to the Dark Side.”
    “Not always.”
    Wise rebuttal.

  • @theresurgence2.081
    @theresurgence2.081 4 роки тому +21

    I love how Tommy’s lightsaber was a spoon. A good nod to The Room’s spoon in a picture frame. 14:29

  • @AGSFable
    @AGSFable 5 років тому +637

    "'I'm fed up with this world"
    **proceeds to destroy world**

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +7

      You're tearing me apart Alderaan!! *knocks book off of shelf passive aggressively*

    • @JAGUART
      @JAGUART 5 років тому +5

      All he wanted was to love and be loved.

    • @marciofone2
      @marciofone2 5 років тому +7

      "I'm fed up with this world"
      Then, Master Yoda's face reaction to imminent destruction is funny as hell. rofl

  • @zachwachter8214
    @zachwachter8214 4 роки тому +796

    Darth Vader: I once choked my wife so hard she ended up in a hospital in space.
    Tommy: Haha, what a story, Darth

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +25

      Anyways how's your life

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 4 роки тому +3

      You can say Darth again.

  • @ShepardDrake
    @ShepardDrake 4 роки тому +182

    The entire scene from Empire where Tommy says "You're sort of my son" is literal comic genius. It all flows so well together that it doesn't feel fake at all, yet still retains all the absurdity.

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 4 роки тому +9

      It's like poetry.

    • @Retrogamer2600
      @Retrogamer2600 4 роки тому +6

      He’s like ( whatever I don’t care) 😂😂

    • @Ivander85
      @Ivander85 4 роки тому +5

      The TV throw is the cherry on top, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @valeryandreev4535
    @valeryandreev4535 4 роки тому +44

    "I treated you like a princes en naw u betrei meeh! ARgh!" Ded lol

  • @avisco01
    @avisco01 5 років тому +464

    Mark: “I’ll never join you!
    Tommy: “Whatever, I don’t care.”

    • @petarvujicic7224
      @petarvujicic7224 5 років тому +1

      @Beowulf791 Not Luke, Mark. I don't know who that luke fella is.

  • @AbsentSilhouettes
    @AbsentSilhouettes 5 років тому +424

    Im so grateful for a Internet, this is pure gold.

  • @kyleisbart197
    @kyleisbart197 5 років тому +336

    “I definitely have breast cancer” “I’m overwhelmed”

    • @Tyway
      @Tyway 5 років тому +22

      Still better reactions than the cast of The Room

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 5 років тому +4

      It's ok Anie, I'm sure she'll be fine.

  • @LAkadian
    @LAkadian 5 місяців тому +3

    This never gets old, and we need a full length movie! It is awesome.

  • @katakesh8566
    @katakesh8566 5 років тому +2626

    How did you keep your sanity while editing this?
    Honestly

    • @Zhakurael
      @Zhakurael 5 років тому +250

      Cheepcheepcheepcheep!

    • @Garchist
      @Garchist 5 років тому +50

      picking flowers and eating taffy does the trick. Sleeping through the night too.

    • @Johny40Se7en
      @Johny40Se7en 5 років тому +14

      Easy, laughter pushes you on =P

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 5 років тому +75

      You're assuming the creator has any sanity left after creating this masterpiece.

    • @gamesmovienation3516
      @gamesmovienation3516 5 років тому +1

      @@kaptenlemper wait you mean were too late his sanity is lost Noooooooooooo

  • @thraxhunter1450
    @thraxhunter1450 5 років тому +141

    Yoda's face when he sees that green beam coming from outer space...

  • @vladimirserpov6773
    @vladimirserpov6773 5 років тому +716

    Yoda's sex life still remains a mystery :(

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 5 років тому +45

      It's confidential

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 5 років тому +17

      Many Vives, I Have.

    • @impronen
      @impronen 5 років тому +11

      Baby Yoda is fifty so he’s about the same age as Anakin. Maybe Yoda got some action before ep I?

    • @agustinmex6986
      @agustinmex6986 5 років тому +3

      It was "explosive"

    • @Xolcm
      @Xolcm 5 років тому +16

      "Good relations with Yaddle, I have. Pregnant, she is."

  • @saunterfilms
    @saunterfilms Рік тому +13

    The drama is high level. Truly a masterpiece.

  • @ozzoldoshadda2993
    @ozzoldoshadda2993 5 років тому +216

    I lost it at Samuel L Jackson‘s face when they said they were pregnant 😂

  • @TheRegart
    @TheRegart 5 років тому +381

    Mom: "I definitely have breast cancer"
    Anikan: "I'm overwhelmed"
    Somehow Anikan cared more about her breast cancer than anyone else in 'The Room'.

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 5 років тому +22

      And he doesn't even see to care *that* much...

    • @BiriBiri925
      @BiriBiri925 5 років тому +1

      👌

    • @VanTesla
      @VanTesla 5 років тому +8

      Not to give any credit or deep meaning to The Room, but I think it was to establish she is a chronic lier just like her daughter. Just that everyone knows the mother is that way and thus pay little attention 😂
      Again probably not that in-depth and it's just a fantastic bad movie.

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 5 років тому +7

      @@VanTesla That would make sense... but there is a decent possibility that Claudette was based on Chloe, a woman Tommy knew (mentioned in The Disaster Artist) who just happened to have a daughter named Liesa. It seems like she died in 2014... of breast cancer.
      It's possible that Tommy added an element from his real life into the story and didn't follow up on it because *he* didn't know how that story would end.

    • @svantee_in_the_woods8389
      @svantee_in_the_woods8389 5 років тому +2

      Anican’t care

  • @benkroeker6926
    @benkroeker6926 4 роки тому +293

    “You are tearing me apart, LEAH!” Perfect 👌

  • @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809
    @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809 4 роки тому +311

    Well... still more coherent than the sequel trilogy.

    • @chriswahl1337
      @chriswahl1337 2 роки тому +4

      THIS.

    • @jasoncarswell7458
      @jasoncarswell7458 2 роки тому +27

      The love story of Anakin Skywalker and Tommy fuckin' Wiseau is more believably presented than the original love story.
      This is a masterpiece.

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 2 роки тому

      True