The Saga: Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - The full story
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2019
- Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a first step. Every saga has a beginning and an end. Get ready for an epic 20 minute saga about Tommy Wiseau in Star Wars.
After the first Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau video we still had some ideas for a second one. The project started growing, and we kept adding more and more scenes. The video grew from being just random scenes put together, like the first one, to a longer video with a narrative. This has been a project we’ve been working on whenever there was time, and the video got shaped bit by bit. I think the hardest part was the editing, finding which scenes to use, and getting the story to add up and making sense. But we did it, and the video is done!
It's been over two years since we started this project. We've used scenes from seven Star Wars movies. From Episode 2 to Episode 8.
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Big thanks to everyone who helped us making this possible!
Arne Daniel Storevold Haldorsen, Ola Kvamsdal, Tore Ramstad Urke, StreetmanTV, The Gregory Brothers
And to core-core who had the original idea.
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The Kylo Ren particle explosion was made possible with Trapcode Particular from Red Giant, so a big thanks to Red Giant for helping us out! We also used Red Giant's Light Wrap in several scenes. Check out their amazing products here: www.redgiant.com/
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Here are som trivia and easter eggs 😃:
0:38 - Chapter I - Nothing but our love - This is said by Padmé in Revenge of the Sith: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo. So long ago when there was nothing but our love.”
3:44 - Anakin and Tommy sitting on the couch - There’s a big spoon in the background
4:46 - Tommy asks Yoda about his sex life - The coffee cup has Jedi Order logos on it
5:39 - Anakin wakes up from nightmare - There’s a picture of a spoon on the wall
6:35 - Star Destroyer in the Unknown Regions - The planet in the background is Ahch-Too
8:12 - Kylo Ren reads Tommy’s mind - You can hear Galen Erso’s voice saying stardust, and at the same time seeing the Death Star being projected.
9:34 - The football rises - It speaks in parseltongue (The ball is almost like a horcrux, and Sauron’s ring. Corrupting everything around it, sealing the souls of Tommy’s victims inside)
10:15 - Mace Windu saying “Motherfucker” - This “Motherfucker” is from the elevator scene in the movie The 51st State.
11:17 - Tommy and Kylo on Star Destroyer bridge - They’re looking at the construction of “Tommy’s Planet” (The Death Star)
11:18 - Kylo Ren sings “A Whole New World” - This is Adam Driver singing in a SNL sketch from 2016 (it’s on UA-cam).
11:27 - Chapter III - Our new empire - The title is referencing Anakin’s line “I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire”.
11:38 - Tommy’s Planet heading towards a planet - The planet is Dagobah. I replaced Alderaan with Dagobah throughout this scene.
11:43 - Leia is escorted by three guards - The tall guard in the middle is Darth Vader. The easiest way to remove him was to add a face and make him a guard.
12:24 - Kylo Ren hologram shows Mark hologram - This is Luke from a deleted scene from A New Hope (Also on UA-cam).
12:25 - Kylo Ren talks about Mark - This is Adam Driver from an interview he did talking about Mark Hamill, saying Mark several times, and calling him “an amazing guy”.
12:51 - Tatooine, Mark’s home - In the sand there’s a heart with “PARENTS” written inside it, there’s also a small family (stick figures) drawn next to the heart.
13:22 - Mark looks at the hologram he has received “Do you want to know the truth about your parents? Find them.” - The music playing is “Invisible Cloak & Mirror Of Erised” from Harry Potter. It’s when Harry is looking in the mirror at him and his parents.
14:48 - Mark jumps - There’s a television next to Tommy
15:33 - R2-D2 on X-Wing - Mark brought the television with him and strapped it on to his X-Wing.
16:02 - Kylo Ren saying “Yo, kid” - This is from an episode of Girls, where Adam says this to Hannah. It’s a call back to Luke calling Kylo Ren “kid” in The Last Jedi, saying “See you around, kid”.
16:06 - Kylo saying “Mi casa, su casa. Come!” - This is from the movie The F word (What if?). Adam Driver’s character says this to Mackenzie Davis’ character at a party.
16:20 - Mark walks up stairs - There’s a PistolShrimps logo on one of the screens
16:37 - Tommy tells Mark they love him very much, “I know”, he says - The banner behind the ship outside the window has “We
Just made the subs in spanish. The editing it's just insane!
Wow. There are a lot i didn't notice. Amazing job, man!
As the penguin would say, “Congratulations!”
You and Auralnauts (and the dubbing of BACKSTROKE OF THE WEST) have made the Prequels worth existing. Thank you.
Thank you for making this masterpiece
You are a genius sir! what an amazing work!!
"I definitely have breast cancer" "I'm overwhelmed" Two low energy lines put perfectly together lol
Alexander Feldman haha
Exactly. Two of the most 'non-acting' comited to film XD
Mom: "I definitely have breast cancer"
Anikan: "I'm overwhelmed"
Somehow Anikan cared more about her breast cancer than anyone else in 'The Room'.
And he doesn't even see to care *that* much...
👌
Not to give any credit or deep meaning to The Room, but I think it was to establish she is a chronic lier just like her daughter. Just that everyone knows the mother is that way and thus pay little attention 😂
Again probably not that in-depth and it's just a fantastic bad movie.
@@VanTesla That would make sense... but there is a decent possibility that Claudette was based on Chloe, a woman Tommy knew (mentioned in The Disaster Artist) who just happened to have a daughter named Liesa. It seems like she died in 2014... of breast cancer.
It's possible that Tommy added an element from his real life into the story and didn't follow up on it because *he* didn't know how that story would end.
Anican’t care
It's horrifying how well do Tommy's lines fit with George's dialogue.
Asking Yoda about his sex life is a whole new level of creepy right there.
How else do you think Grogu (Baby Yoda) was born?
@@satinsguard well when a boy yoda and a girl Yoda love eachother very much...
😂
Doing much banging I am.
Mmmmhmhmm, Yaddle and me, fun times in the meditation room we had. Grogu, my son, he is. Child support, I have not paid.
Her: "So which Star Wars movie is your favorite?"
Me: *"It's complicated..."*
Anyway, how is your sex life...?
Didn't know Alucard has such exellent taste regarding Star Wars movies... now it becomes clear why he needs (and deserves) an epic tv for christmas!
In all fairness, this is honestly a better movie than anything that the sequels have produced so far.
Alucard has some good taste
It’s confidential
Only negative is Tommy didn't get to meet Chewbacca and say, "Hi doggy". Other than that, perfect.
Already done in another parody
Im most disappointed that he didnt say "You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!" at the end. It would have been perfect.
...but... I havent laughed this hard for a while, so..
They did it in the other video ua-cam.com/video/dXlao2KNYjQ/v-deo.html
I NEED THAT! Special Edition plz!
He did say it to Yoda at the very end lol.
I never thought I'd ever see Tommy Wiseau electrocuting Anakin Skywalker and calling him a little tramp, but now I have. And I'm happy I did.
Anakin is the best Disney Princess
This is so fucking realistic bruh. I can’t imagine how long this took.
What about droid attack on the wookies ?
@@flareoil533 dude this is by far the best comment, and nobody will see it, but I did, I know.
@@smurfmaster2644 I have seen it too.
"bruh" Delete that shit comment.
2 years I think
“You were meant to DESTROY the sith, not JOIN them!!”
“That’s life” 😂😂
Fcuking LOL
Hahahah
in a few minutes, bitch!
"only you were chosen"
"well, whatever?"
Decades of the internet's existence have led up to this.
This is the best thing since the discovery of fire.
centuries of human evolution has led up to this
For millennia, man has pondered the philosophical question, why are we here? ... this is it
What a great time to be alive.
this is a gift
Anakin showed more concern for the mom than the entire cast of the Room lol
You make Tommy wiseau look like a good actor with this editing. Pretty insane.
both him and hayden christensen
He was never a bad actor. He was just in the wrong movie.
made the prequels look like good movies
@@alexanderl9721 5:04 Little of column a, little of column b
@@alexanderl9721 so he's a bad filmmaker? That actually makes se6
“You are sort of my son.”
-Darth Plaguies the Wiseau
😂😂😂😂 you got me. 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant.
"Whatever, I don't care."
I love how “oh hi Mark” actually makes sense
haahahah
Maverick Loggins so Tommy knows it’s a movie?
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LEIA" 🤣
Han: "When this war is over, I wanna marry her and have kids with her."
Luke: "That's the idea." 😊
Mace Windu's reaction to "we're expecting" @ 5:21 is a thing of beauty.
What about that droid attack on the Wookies ?
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tommy the Wiseau?"
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
@@RodSlS Are you saying Citron is a Sith Lord?
👏😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So luke is makr hamil makes sense
Anakin has better chemistry with Wiseau than he has with Padme
Facts. They legit made me care more about this edited together relationship.
tommy apparently has the best chemistry with everyone, its all the love heh
Sadly, but true.
i want to click like but its on 420 so this will have to do!
Nemo Natus Sum You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter
The Sith have far more complexity in this than in Star Wars. They're a group of guys who were betrayed and are lonely, trying to build a family together.
I’m intrigued please tell me more.
@@gelraldoldo5152 I don't have anything else to say. I'm just referring to what happens in the video.
Everybody betray them
They're fed-up with this world.
Oh Hai Mark
"I'm a Jedi"
"Listen to your mother"
So happy to finally show you this video! Hope you like it ❤️
I really hope you get a job offer because of this.
It's some pretty amazing and impressive editing.
Wow this took a lot of work, the editing is better than most modern films
thank you For your work
PistolShrimps It’s amazing and funny. Great work!
gg
Tommy: ”We haven’t made love in awhile”
Yoda: “hOw eMbAraSsiNg”
"How's your sex life?"
@@mnomadvfx hOw iS yOUr SeX LiFe?
Hayden Christiansen is Tommy Wiseau without the creepy charm and accidental genius.
@@mthemaxim5703 I must be missing something about these comments with alternating caps....
@@mnomadvfx It's a meme don't worry lol
Tommy and Anakin have better chemistry with each other than they have with any of their actual co-stars.
The army of Wiseau clones was truly terrifying.
“YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!”
“well whatever”
That's life
@@animeAJproductions Again, the more popular comment doesn't even get the point or the right part...
BFKC are you mad ?
“Fear of loss is the path to the Dark Side.”
“Not always.”
Wise rebuttal.
Wiseau rebuttal lol
Not if you're a good human bean.
The acting fits perfectly within the prequels. Brilliant.
Acting and dialogue is pretty much the same
@@sagiriizumi8079 really, cuz Havens put out MUCH more emotion than Tommy is
Yeah there are some problems, I think the actors do a good job in the prequels
@@sagiriizumi8079No it isn’t.
No, you can see the acting in the prequels is much better
the best part is that this isn't one of those edits where tommy is just tacked onto existing scenes. it's a coherent original storyline about him
The fact that Tommy keeps calling Luke Mark, Luke being played by Mark Hamill of course, is just... perfect.
Genius
@Ironclaw XII I actually didn't get it
@@micahschmitz859 because you are stupid
I wish people didnt write comments like this explaining the most basic and obvious jokes
@@NowhereMan7 he was not trying to explain everything, he just said it is perfect. read and understand.
@@1mikhaelone If that was the case his comment would just be "Tommy calling Luke Mark is just... perfect".
"I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!"
"I don't realy care"
Then proceeds to throw huge tv at him 😅😅😅
lmao that was great
@@zackofpersia5086 bitch :-)
When the TV hit him though 🤣
What makes this more hilarious is Luke’s actor is called Mark and he’s like “oh hi Mark” “I’m sorry Mark” I want Mark Hamil to watch this lmao 😂
I had to pause and laugh at that one. Pretty meta.
Mark Hamil has been humiliated enough.
Everybody knows that
I did not remember how freaking good this was. Level of editing is unreal and it doesn't make any sense Star Wars and The Room go together so well. Things like this is what the internet was made for!
Tommy wiseu isn't a bad actor he was just acting in every movie that was and will ever be made all at once.
I am learning his way to speack , I am gonna make a fortune with parody audiobooks
The pure definition of one being ahead of his time
@@dev.1359 I think he's just ahead of time.
A supreme being such as him does not exist in your fragile idea of time and space
cool sorry I have problems with the smart keyboard of my tablet.
This guy mixed Star Wars prequels, original trilogy, postlogy and Tommy Wiseau and created a complete and coherent story with some new lore and an impeccable image quality. This is a true cinematic genius.
Eat that Disnee XD
Truer to SW cannon than Disney
This is complete awesomeness. Whoever put their time into this is brilliant! I heart tommy wiseau
What is postlogy, though?
@@FreddieHg37 I meant the sequel trilogy.
"Surrender at once"
"don't touch me motherfucker"
"I've been waiting for this day for a long time."
"You're just a chicken"
"cheep-cheep"
"I treat you like a princess...and now you stab me in the back."
As far as I'm concerned THIS IS CANON! It's far superior to the B.S that Disney has been pushing out.
THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST VIDEO I'VE EVER STUMBLED UPON. 😂😂😂😂
Well... still more coherent than the sequel trilogy.
THIS.
The love story of Anakin Skywalker and Tommy fuckin' Wiseau is more believably presented than the original love story.
This is a masterpiece.
True
“I definitely have breast cancer” “I’m overwhelmed”
Still better reactions than the cast of The Room
It's ok Anie, I'm sure she'll be fine.
I love how in the first sceen Anakin looks faker in the footage than Tommy
Absolutely right.
I thought they'd done a bit of a flaky job with the CGI until I realised that was actually already in the movie.
This is, quite literally, the greatest video I have ever seen on youtube.
"I treated you like a princes en naw u betrei meeh! ARgh!" Ded lol
Only in a Wiseau film can someone fade into nothingness before being cremated.
True story: in the script of The Room there was a scene with characters talking on the phone... that ended with one character walking off the other to the door because Tommy forgot about the phone part xD
Mark: “I’ll never join you!
Tommy: “Whatever, I don’t care.”
@Beowulf791 Not Luke, Mark. I don't know who that luke fella is.
5:13 The look on Samuel L Jacksons face after the announcement 😂
Wiseau's reactions actually fit much better here than in The Room. 😂😂👍
I WAS HERE ON THIS HISTORIC DAY
Edit: It's fascinating how both movies have such wooden dialogue delivery that when paired together, it works seamlessly. If I had no concept of what Star Wars is and someone just showed me the scene at 3:24 , I would have never suspected it was edited footage. This video truly is a work of art.
ME TOO!
I also was lucky enough to witness it
Remember this date, for one day we will tell our grandchildren of this momentous event 1⃣
Joining in for a moment fot the history books!
So did I! :)
... "What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?"
That killed me 😂
Got to break that awkward silence.
I am in a very bad place right now, and I just want you to know that this video made me laugh so much. Thank you.
I hope you're in a better situation now
Hope you're doing alright
are u in Philadelphia
I hope you're doing better now!
@@novajett9611 i am, thank you
Tommy actually sounds legitimately scary in the “How could do this to me!!!” scene. The rage in “I gave you seven years of my life!!!” The contemptuous way he spits out “you little tramp!”, the death glare he gives Anakin as he writhes on the ground. That just proves to me that good acting has as much to do with the context in which that acting takes place as the talent of the actor themselves. When you put Tommy in good movies, his acting is better. Put a good acting performance in the Room and it’ll look ridiculous.
Who did Anakin cheat on Tommy with? I missed that scene.
I just love how in a universe with millions of alien languages, Tommy Wiseau has the most weird accent of all.
yes that's the Polish power I guess xddddd
He from New Orleans
@@SilverbackGorilla69 But he is an immigrant from Poland.
It's hard being an immortal, he can't even remember how to do accents.
@@janczarnecki4884 No, Tommy is real all American boy.
Obi: "I have the high ground."
Tommy: "Cheeep cheep cheep cheep cheeeep"
I lost it.
Dude I almost passed out from lmfao
"Yo kid. Mi casa, su casa" LMAOOOO
I love how Tommy’s lightsaber was a spoon. A good nod to The Room’s spoon in a picture frame. 14:29
Tommy is so powerful he calls Luke by his actor’s name.
Dang
His dark side power can absolutely shatter the 4th wall
So thankful for the amazing coincidence. :D And it only came halfway too, so it wasn't like "if we don't have this, then there's nothing".
@@EmulatorNoob winner of a comment
Probably a reference by coincidence because mark Hamil called Leia Carrie at the end of one of the movies
And yet the plot of this STILL somehow makes more sense the actual The Room.
That's so true.
I would still like to know what happened with the breast cancer though.
The "best bonus dad ever" poster is a great touch.
The drama is high level. Truly a masterpiece.
Tommy is like the most chilled Sith Lord ever
He could hangout with Darth Vectivus
hahaha, whatever, Martin
Weirdly...it suits him .
@@someguywithabirdface2583 I see you're a man of culture!
@@spiritof78 "if more Sith lords betrayed each other, the Galaxy would be a better place to live" said Darth Wiseau just before his apprentice, Darth Lisa, tore him apart
"It was said you would defeat the sith, not join them!"
"That's life."
That's a whole ass mood tho.
"In a few minutes, bitch!"
“Don’t try it”
what a savage.
To think they had to make 8-9 movies just for this masterpiece to come to fruition. Mind blowing. The new Star Wars aren’t that bad I guess if they contributed to this!!
This is better than anything disney can come up with
Imo Tommy Wiseau is cannon, not the sequels
"'I'm fed up with this world"
**proceeds to destroy world**
You're tearing me apart Alderaan!! *knocks book off of shelf passive aggressively*
All he wanted was to love and be loved.
"I'm fed up with this world"
Then, Master Yoda's face reaction to imminent destruction is funny as hell. rofl
Well, no way the Rise of Skywalker will match this masterpiece.
all jokes aside, this statement couldn't be any truer
I'm staying home and watching this video again and in case Disney takes it down, I am downloading it and keeping it for posterity, on LBRY or Bitchute.
Why this isn't even funny..I'm usually not that guy, but it's horrible acting. And pointleas not even funny the only good thing is editing. .this is wild. If kids made a film like this not even being professionals they would be hated on, yet you got people that are in the profession..doing this? Lol sorry...
@@alanawrisley2860
@@alanawrisley2860 George Lucas couldn't have made this better his self. This was epic in every way.
rewatching this video on a regular basis and it's still funny as hell and very touching. better than any romcom they produce nowadays
Ha ha ha
What a story Mark
Tommy was worked into these scenes so amazingly well. Great editing and effects work. Also, I love the use of the football. And the bit with the TV. Hilarious, and also weirdly touching at the same time. That one acting coach guy in The Disaster Artist might have been onto something when he said Tommy Wiseau would make a good villain.
I swear you edited Tommy Wiseau into Starwars better than they edited Leia into Rise of Skywalker
Dead ass
Hate to agree with you
Stfu
Facts!
That's because they put at least a small amount of effort into it.
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Wiseau the wise.”
I mean, he does have the word "wise" in his name
He could love others but he could not love himself...
Darth Plagus the Wiseau
1R0QU012 that’s better
Wow what a story Mark!
“I’m fed up with this world!” killed me. 😂 And then the TV 😂
It's almost scary how well the dialogue lines from the Room and the Star Wars prequels align. Clear sign that the movie scripts are on the same quality level.
Still better than the sequels.
Nope.
_Luke Skywalker appears_
"Oh, hi Mark."
My sides are in orbit.
MrSandman127 same lol
Breaks the fourth wall like it's normal to him....😂
I always wondered why Darth Vader never threw a television at Luke after he jumped from Cloud City. I'm personally making that canon from now on.
You are making Tommy's acting better because you suit it to the right scenes. Well done. Fantastic.
I can't believe how good the editing is. People who don't know the scenes surely would think they're real.
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wiseau...
Jokes aside, that editing is so perfect.
I find the lack of spoons disturbing!
@@MrTapelius if only knew the powa of the spoon side
True mixed with the originals, the difference isn't so noticeable
The comedic timing on this is beyond art, Hayden Christensen talking to the mom was probably the funniest shit i've seen in ages.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
As a person from Poland I can say that Tommy's english accent is very polish, like his roots. Sorry, I meant New Orleans. 😁
*It's Polished
"Master Wiseau" sounds lore asf
It's definitely a name you can imagine George Lucas writing. "Well, he's a wise master, so his name is Master Wiseau!"
Darth Wiseau Sirious
Better than Dooku or Darth Icky
"you're tearing me apart Leia!"
For Leia at one point, I was actually wondering if they were going to use: "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" and whether it would be doctored, cut or dubbed over for "Leia". Expected it to be cut actually, but was genuinely impressed with the dubbed/tacked-on Leia! Sounded perfect!
✌️😊👍
💪☺️👌
5:40 LMAO! remarkably that you added the famous spoon into it :D
Anakin: "I feel lost"
Tommy: "Don't talk like that. What do you mean?"
Anakin: "What do you mean?"
Tommy: "What do you mean?"
Anakin: "Nothing"
Tommy: "Ahahah you must be joking aren't you!!"
Classic, completely in keeping with the style of both movies.
it's "you must be kidding aren't you" you half witted scrub
Wait..wut movies??
"I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer"
"I'm overwhelmed"
Peter Gorman I fuck’n love that part 😂🤣😂🤣
It was a better reaction than the one by Lisa!
This is more engaging than the Prequels and Sequels
best editing ever
So tragic how a terrible betrayal converted a nice guy into one of the most terrifying villains I had ever seen
Oh my god. The Kylo Ren chair torture scene looked like he was truly there!
7:50 yeah it's the best
"Kylo Ren - Best Bonus Dad EVER"
The fact that someone sat down and edited this for hours and hours, possibly weeks or months on end. Is insane but it's the best!
The description said this project took them 2 years !
You're right, it's insane. But I like it hahaha
That must be some hardcore torture to memorize every line from wiseau to edit it in!!...uff whatever they payed...it can't be enough!
@@SAIIIURAI I wonder how many times did they have to watch The Room? For an edit like this, it must've been a lot 😅
Hahahhah I was gonna write this 😂
Tommy: What do you mean?
Anakin: What do you mean?
Tommy: What do you mean?
Anakin: Nothing
Tommy: Hahaha you must be kidding, aren't you?
😆
This is some of the best editing I've ever seen. I cried, 10/10 would watch again.
Best Star Wars film yet.
I can’t believe Lucas cut the football’s scenes out of the movies, he was the best actor.
The Football shot first 😂😂
Tommy Wiseau is the only thing that can save the Star Wars franchise now
Haha funny but I watched the mandorlian and it’s dope!
I legitimately wish Disney would hire him to direct the next one.
Narrator: In the end, nothing was able to save the Star Wars franchise.
this is far more enjoyable than the sequels, im flabbergasted
best star wars content in 30 years
"I may have gone too far in some places"- PistolShrimps when making this video
No, far from it.
He could diminish the effects of it.
The football is the Kay to all of this
This is the way.
“I’ll never join you”
“Whatever, I don’t care”
*throws TV*
I believe one of the most noble human pursuits is to bring joy to others while asking nothing in return. I can only imagine how long this took to make, how much work. I laughed my balls off, thank you stranger, thank you. 🙏
I can only imagine how many hours you all worked on this. HUGE PROPS all of your compositing and blending was so well done
69 hours
2 years