Onision Is No Longer Married!?

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  • @abigailstandish4143
    @abigailstandish4143 5 років тому +7330

    U N L I M I T E D P O W E R

    • @yaboiiiogre1332
      @yaboiiiogre1332 5 років тому +173

      Abigail Standish. T H I S I S M Y V E G A N B O D Y

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 5 років тому +176

      I lost my shit at that part.

    • @DarkLightHuntress
      @DarkLightHuntress 5 років тому +15

      That was perfect! :D

    • @mouseggurl102
      @mouseggurl102 5 років тому +33

      It was worth watching Onion in the diaper 😂

    • @KattyDaeNonexistent
      @KattyDaeNonexistent 5 років тому +40

      RIP to my ears for hearing that with speakers on full volume but totally worth it for the laughs though xD

  • @ashamburn8598
    @ashamburn8598 5 років тому +1348

    1. His humor is so old, unfunny, and outdated.
    2. No one has ever wanted him to be so open about his personal life.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 5 років тому +72

      he's just screaming tho, I don't think that's ever been funny

    • @ashamburn8598
      @ashamburn8598 5 років тому +55

      Bobby Bologna yeah but I remember when humor like that was received better than it is now. I’ve always hated it.

    • @williamlevijames8904
      @williamlevijames8904 5 років тому +23

      Most guys kind of like stop finding things funny after the age of 13 and that's why we still make the same jokes up till we are 60.

    • @ashamburn8598
      @ashamburn8598 5 років тому +1

      Wild Will unfortunate facts

    • @svby
      @svby 5 років тому +12

      3. No one EVER cared or gave two shits about his private life 😂

  • @awooingstops
    @awooingstops 5 років тому +2917

    The intro.... Honestly.... That sums up onisions entire career.

    • @Modulates
      @Modulates 5 років тому +52

      I need Vodka after the intro.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 5 років тому +50

      repzion's face watching that speaks for everyone

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +43

      I was a happier person before I saw that.

    • @awooingstops
      @awooingstops 5 років тому +25

      @@couragekarnga8735 It just changed me. I thought I wanted to die before it. But now I just want that sweet sweet realease of death, and even then I dont think it would be good enough...

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 5 років тому +17

      The only thing that made that bearable was Repzion’s wine sipping and expressions. I cannot believe that was just a little over two minutes. I’m not even saying that for comedic effect.

  • @MonsterHighGirly
    @MonsterHighGirly 4 роки тому +941

    “i don’t want to be apart of this high school-esque drama”... but you date teenagers?

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 4 роки тому +30

      Fucking shots fired. That was good!

    • @radchad2338
      @radchad2338 4 роки тому +3

      oop

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 роки тому +10

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 роки тому

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 роки тому

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

  • @nat2002
    @nat2002 4 роки тому +514

    "I'm being unfairly accused, if I was guilty I'd be punished."
    *gets punished*
    "I'm being unfairly punished--"

    • @d1guyhere888
      @d1guyhere888 4 роки тому +1

      Which is a legitimate response if true....

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому +1

      being called out...guess he can't get off to that one.....

  • @Bigbandjazz
    @Bigbandjazz 5 років тому +608

    okay but let's just really think about this for a sec. he went to the shops, brought a pack of adult nappies and went home. he stripped off and put them on. he set up a camera in the cold silence of the night and proceeded to crawl down a set of steps, all while wailing like a baby. during the editing process, he WATCHED IT BACK, and decided it was modern art, and concluded that this was something the world needed. the amount of cringe and second hand embarrassment is something i genuinely cannot condense into a UA-cam comment,like my throat is actually burning from this embarrassment. this man is a FATHER. somebody's LEGAL GUARDIAN. dead

    • @LO-kt2kx
      @LO-kt2kx 5 років тому +6

      St. Jimmy he probably bought them on amazon

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 5 років тому +24

      Greg thinks we "deserve" anything he makes.
      This was beyond cringe...

    • @notzelduh
      @notzelduh 5 років тому +27

      a guardian of THREE CHILDREN. they vacationed where i work and i was shocked to see 3 children with them

    • @gaspingalien
      @gaspingalien 5 років тому +1

      Lmao so sad

    • @SerafinaP
      @SerafinaP 5 років тому +9

      Someone has to send this to the authorities in his area, not because they could actually get him on anything probably, but just because at this point they deserve a laugh for dealing with onision all the time.

  • @kartinastorm8472
    @kartinastorm8472 5 років тому +2957

    In the famous words of PewDiePie, "loud doesn't equal funny."

    • @hannahlanai
      @hannahlanai 5 років тому +41

      tell that to Kevin Hart.....

    • @ninjanippledog725
      @ninjanippledog725 5 років тому +127

      Ironic of pewdiepie to say that lol

    • @ReginaFries
      @ReginaFries 5 років тому +167

      @@ninjanippledog725 At least pewds is "honest" and own it when he makes mistakes unlike onion.

    • @mysterylobster
      @mysterylobster 5 років тому +68

      NinjaNipple Dog loud can make funny things funnier, if used appropriately. But in and of itself, loud is not funny

    • @thetruth4654
      @thetruth4654 5 років тому +3

      @@hannahlanai If Kevin Hart is your example then you`ve all ready proved he`s point.

  • @sophietaylor6755
    @sophietaylor6755 4 роки тому +879

    His children weren’t in bed? Where are they? Are they just chilling with big daddy Kai listening to him scream and yell like a psychopath out in the yard...in the dark...in the rain?

    • @cBearTV-
      @cBearTV- 4 роки тому +60

      A scary thought isn't it ☹️

    • @cadaverous6
      @cadaverous6 4 роки тому +68

      Poor kids are scared to death probably

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 роки тому +45

      They probably can't sleep with Greg shrieking in the house, throwing their stuff all over the place and honking the car horn with his butt.

    • @nissamanissa
      @nissamanissa 4 роки тому +2

      For real.

    • @radicallamp6762
      @radicallamp6762 4 роки тому +13

      My thoughts exactly. He probably terrifies his kids!

  • @thedisconnect5769
    @thedisconnect5769 4 роки тому +383

    The ultimate grooming : Literally paying for a heart surgery to make her feel like she owes him his life.

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 роки тому +7

      Please tell me you're not serious!?

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 роки тому +2

      I'm admittedly coming in a little bit late on all this did that sincerely freaking happen?!

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 роки тому +5

      StarGazer Doe89 are you shocked that Onision would do such a thing or the claim itself.

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 роки тому +7

      @@operleutnant7235 I meant the statement in a "I knew he was no good but, but that's shocking even from him" kinda way. that is a new low. Forgive me was this done to pie or are we referring to someone else? Like I said coming in a little late!

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 роки тому +3

      @@operleutnant7235 as in which partner/friend was made to feel they owed their lives because he paid for heart surgery?

  • @bowmanwright532
    @bowmanwright532 5 років тому +3434

    That intro is insulting to babies everywhere. As a former baby I’m offended.

    • @goforit321
      @goforit321 5 років тому +106

      Bowman Wright 🤣🤣🤣 “As a former baby I’m offended” same here

    • @darknexusknight
      @darknexusknight 5 років тому +30

      #Relatable

    • @emilyunderwood2239
      @emilyunderwood2239 5 років тому +160

      As a pregnant woman, I’m offended for my baby

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +75

      I think everyone should be offended. Shall we go to therapy together? My fiance knows a good one.

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 років тому +25

      now he's trying to ruin ABDL! ʇunɔ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ

  • @jupiterzombies
    @jupiterzombies 5 років тому +1627

    he has CHILDREN......he used their outfits and toys for THIS.

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 4 роки тому +155

      Well how else is he going to deduct all of it? 😂

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +111

      A person like him should not be allowed to have kids

    • @TheLordhorationelson
      @TheLordhorationelson 4 роки тому +39

      that's quite disturbing

    • @hayleeofthevalley
      @hayleeofthevalley 4 роки тому +27

      Glen tennis they probably won’t be normal though because like... when does that ever happen outside of books and movies. The apple often doesn’t fall far from the tree unfortunately

    • @juliereminiec4937
      @juliereminiec4937 4 роки тому +3

      what children?

  • @mooedy
    @mooedy 4 роки тому +494

    *this man has children*
    *he’s using his children’s stuff for this video*

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 роки тому +8

      All pedo men in fact wanted to be tortured and ruled by woman
      That’s the true face of pedo macho man
      He’s a baby
      The evil Baby must be punished and abused he wants to be abused and tortured
      Real woman tortured his baby boy

    • @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507
      @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507 4 роки тому +4

      This man is clearly a disturbed individual. He is beyond saving. Prison is where he belongs.

    • @I_Am_Transcendentem
      @I_Am_Transcendentem 2 місяці тому

      actually he did buy adult nappies

  • @popliuythj
    @popliuythj 4 роки тому +317

    Cops knock on the door: "Sir, please open up, we have multiple noise complaints about screaming and honking horns--"
    *Onion emerges in diaper*

    • @dumpsterchild131
      @dumpsterchild131 4 роки тому +21

      it’s 2 am and I’m trying not to laugh my ass off

    • @zeus.9285
      @zeus.9285 3 роки тому +4

      That cop would need therapy. Forever

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому +3

      ''I swear it's not a fetish!'' is probably what he'd say,LOLOLOL.

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 2 роки тому

      @@aporue5893 I don’t even know if it is for him, it seems like something he’d do to just… get attention and be qUIRKY

    • @georgeweaver9665
      @georgeweaver9665 Рік тому

      That Cop better pull out his gun or call for some serious back up. I guarantee he’ll definitely need it.

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 5 років тому +921

    This man is a father. If ever you think your parents are bad remember that..

    • @ArmyBratz12
      @ArmyBratz12 5 років тому +45

      I'm a dad and the fact that Greggypooh is one too is disgusting to me

    • @arechikitsune
      @arechikitsune 5 років тому +24

      dont think this could ever top me getting my forehead gashed with the edge of a frying pan.

    • @timothybarrett7626
      @timothybarrett7626 5 років тому +13

      this man makes my father slightly better by comparison

    • @clairew4829
      @clairew4829 5 років тому +39

      My dad wasn't around and he's still a better father than Greg

    • @o3MTA3o
      @o3MTA3o 5 років тому +7

      @Jay you forgot: and put it on the internet for everyone to see.

  • @ecaterinavisan8178
    @ecaterinavisan8178 5 років тому +1539

    This man has kids...
    Imagine being like 6 and you wake up in the middle of the night to see your dad in a diaper and braking the toys of your toddler sibling.
    That kid will invent a new form of daddy issues.

    • @astrangeone
      @astrangeone 5 років тому +78

      Gods, I just want a giant joint after watching his behaviour.

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 5 років тому +22

      Same thing as waking up to a dad who thinks he's a girl & he dresses in female clothing. More & more people are having an identity crisis.

    • @ewbugss2050
      @ewbugss2050 5 років тому +21

      @@mewntay230
      So if a girl dresses up as a guy it's bad?

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 5 років тому +17

      @@ewbugss2050 I'm talking about gender dysphoria & identity crisis. People act like & think they're the opposite sex/gender and soon people are gonna pretend to be a different age. Only a matter of time.

    • @natalieh9300
      @natalieh9300 5 років тому +29

      @@mewntay230 are you reffering to Laney? The person Greg is married to? Because "they" aren't female anymore, but they also aren't Male
      *edit* oh Greg is saying that they are his husband now so I guess he's a guy now

  • @theGobFather17
    @theGobFather17 4 роки тому +196

    This man has kids.
    This man has neighbours.
    If I lived next to him, there’d be a lot of calls

    • @rasmuss25
      @rasmuss25 4 роки тому +2

      Do you own a gun?

    • @Dragonsalchemy88
      @Dragonsalchemy88 3 роки тому +3

      @hex the entire intro I was thinking "I feel SO bad for his neighbors (and of course his family)

  • @clowntrashh
    @clowntrashh 4 роки тому +206

    “I didn’t destroy wetlands.”
    Didn’t you make a go fund me to fix the wetlands you destroyed... you were gonna let people name trees

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 роки тому +2

      I think that was a joke, a shit joke but I don't think it was serious.

    • @izzyg5594
      @izzyg5594 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah there's a video of him with a mini-bulldozer looking thing RUINING THE WETLANDS BEHIND HIS HOUSE....

  • @novisnovis
    @novisnovis 5 років тому +792

    onision out here complaining about girls makeup being unnatural while his foundation is not even matching his neck

    • @mortimerjames218
      @mortimerjames218 5 років тому +24

      Thank you! I was hoping someone else noticed.

    • @mlind-je5jn
      @mlind-je5jn 5 років тому +40

      And covering his lips lol

    • @badgebunny87
      @badgebunny87 5 років тому +8

      Omg I know right!! And his nose needs some contouring 🙄

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 5 років тому +7

      It'S the same as his videos about curly hair :D

    • @abbykayplays2223
      @abbykayplays2223 5 років тому +2

      Seriously lmfao

  • @isabelchmontuenga
    @isabelchmontuenga 5 років тому +1351

    My problem with this clickbait title is the fact that I was actually happy for Kai (Lainey).

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 років тому +16

      Same

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 років тому +80

      I thought she finally became smart to get out

    • @aestheticgarbage6671
      @aestheticgarbage6671 5 років тому +82

      Honestly she's a shit person but I'd be happy for her if she left him

    • @Whatsupimquinn
      @Whatsupimquinn 5 років тому +21

      for real same I hated that it was clickbait, and too bad he disables the like and dislike button I would have clicked disklike so hard.

    • @Mudshroom1999
      @Mudshroom1999 5 років тому +28

      Same now I'm like wtf you're not married when it concerns us? So is he going to be hiding Kai from UA-cam? Just the impression I got but I hope not cause that would be so disgustingly controlling. But it also wouldnt suprise me. I hope they get tf away from him eventually. Not trying to ruin Greg's life just want to make Kai's better and more safe because they deserve so much better than being used as his grooming prop.

  • @lucymullen8344
    @lucymullen8344 4 роки тому +183

    I love how he thinks he’s punishing the people who are concerned for his children’s and animals’ safety by removing content from the internet.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому +1

      you just know he got off to that.ick.

  • @AJ_1namillion
    @AJ_1namillion 4 роки тому +214

    Onision: “You earned not being able to know me”
    Me: *Well thank god for that!*

    • @Wendigussy
      @Wendigussy 4 роки тому +10

      *task failed successfully*

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 роки тому +6

      I think he's so narcissistic that not knowing him is legitimately the worst punishment he can think of.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 роки тому

      same.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому

      me-same.

  • @Frog_c0rpse
    @Frog_c0rpse 5 років тому +1311

    "Im removing my personality" cant remove what you didnt have, mate.

  • @whatteamwildcats4033
    @whatteamwildcats4033 5 років тому +1458

    Lainey got that "I'm genuinely done but divorce is expensive" look

    • @beckc101ify
      @beckc101ify 5 років тому +134

      Too bad she refuses to grow a spine and leave Onion's ass...

    • @anonoymoususer6417
      @anonoymoususer6417 5 років тому +171

      @@beckc101ify to be fair it's got that abusive relationship feel

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs 5 років тому +71

      beckc101ify he probably said he would kill them if they left him

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +23

      How did he get her to marry him in the first place?

    • @anonoymoususer6417
      @anonoymoususer6417 5 років тому +117

      @@couragekarnga8735 grooming

  • @bowtiepotato554
    @bowtiepotato554 4 роки тому +113

    The only reason why he wants to take his marriage status down is so he can most likely cheat more freely now😅

  • @Slutfortea
    @Slutfortea 4 роки тому +85

    He finally embracing his true form, a man baby

  • @beiger2227
    @beiger2227 5 років тому +1549

    That baby part. I can't believe he thought this was okay.

    • @kyleroscoe1704
      @kyleroscoe1704 5 років тому +29

      @cyka blyat no I think he was mocking the abdl fetish

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 5 років тому +41

      @@kyleroscoe1704 we know. He didn't actually mean that he was making fun of his kids, it was a joke.

    • @shaleemichelle
      @shaleemichelle 5 років тому +115

      I'd fucking hate to be his neighbor, imagine being kept awake at 2 in the goddamn morning, listening to his piss-poor attempt at being a comedian.

    • @Osias1983
      @Osias1983 5 років тому +22

      It's Onision. Nothing he does should surprise us.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 5 років тому +6

      I died of laughter

  • @gabe8981
    @gabe8981 5 років тому +3356

    You should have added a warning for the baby part. *that was disturbing*

    • @dehlialu6345
      @dehlialu6345 5 років тому +53

      Incredibly....

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 5 років тому +36

      *include double D clip "That's Disturbing"*

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 5 років тому +74

      I skipped past it bc I was so annoyed that I was getting angry at it.

    • @gabe8981
      @gabe8981 5 років тому +8

      @Evil Doughboy count me in

    • @torigreenfield7981
      @torigreenfield7981 5 років тому +5

      NoSleepOnWensdays :3 right?! I need therapy now. Course....anything regarding Onision/greg/James/joebillbobfred and his wifehusband laineykai....😳😳😳😳

  • @echelonarmy2008
    @echelonarmy2008 4 роки тому +58

    I feel like comparing him to Palpatine is an insult to Palpatine.

  • @aliciashculler3177
    @aliciashculler3177 4 роки тому +81

    2016: scary killer clowns
    2018: scary global warming
    2019: THIS

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 4 роки тому

      True fear

    • @ironbloodworks1052
      @ironbloodworks1052 4 роки тому +9

      2020: Coronavirus

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 роки тому

      you know what's also bad?onion dressed as pennywise and also the diapers...I can't even....

  • @augingma5518
    @augingma5518 5 років тому +686

    Remember. This was the guy rating girls on how attractive they were...

    • @anetkrausova
      @anetkrausova 5 років тому +39

      And shitting on people who said anything about what he'd done without any ill will... Only he can critique people, mock them and make up lies aboit them to victimize himself

    • @AlexiasPlaylist
      @AlexiasPlaylist 5 років тому +7

      rating girls/guys actually is a pretty standard and common social thing so lets not pretend onion boys special for doing it.
      besides Im sure Onision found a way to make it even more douchey than it already is

    • @taijutsugal
      @taijutsugal 5 років тому +28

      Alec Skinner Many were underage girls in their underwear

    • @Lea-ep1bi
      @Lea-ep1bi 5 років тому +7

      I'd give him a solid zero for character.

    • @sammallory8099
      @sammallory8099 5 років тому +7

      And plenty of them were underage too don’t forget that

  • @kyianevvare3541
    @kyianevvare3541 5 років тому +751

    You can tell he really hates having kids and being a father.

    • @dragonkiss131
      @dragonkiss131 4 роки тому +60

      Agreed. Definitely the impression I got.

    • @jameswatson6876
      @jameswatson6876 4 роки тому +51

      @@val-wr4je I guess he just wants to get them pregnant and disappear from their life.

    • @kendra4507
      @kendra4507 4 роки тому +26

      @@jameswatson6876 or just yeet em out a window.

    • @Tigerlilly-lx5zz
      @Tigerlilly-lx5zz 3 роки тому +21

      Yep and honestly the things he was doing almost makes me feel like he was mocking his kids like these were things they as little kids freaked out over that annoyed him. Idk maybe I’m looking into it too deeply.

    • @DannyConeHeadOnceLer
      @DannyConeHeadOnceLer 3 роки тому +7

      True
      He's probably too immature to have kids
      I bet that he did this in front of them just to give them nightmares

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 4 роки тому +188

    Imagine being in the James Jackson’s (Onision’s) trial when they have to exhibit the video at the beginning as evidence. Imagine being the lawyer/prosecutor who has to view and review this footage as part of their statements and arguments in court. Imagine being the judge and wishing you could just throw this case out *so you don’t have to hear or watch that fucking video again.* Imagine James just sitting proudly and chuckling at his handiwork while everyone else stares daggers into this fucking lunatic wondering how he even had any fans to give him the time of day

    • @Amanda-oz1qo
      @Amanda-oz1qo 4 роки тому +25

      And when no one laughs he says under his breath " you didn't get the joke" then folds his arms and pouts

    • @amybess
      @amybess 4 роки тому +3

      Funny you said that

    • @okaywhynot4728
      @okaywhynot4728 4 роки тому +7

      Amy Erlanger ladies and gentlemen he’s outdone our worst case scenarios yet again. I would applaud him for his creativity and his ability to surprise us every time if it wasn’t so distressing and traumatic to everyone around him.

  • @livianomaly75
    @livianomaly75 4 роки тому +51

    he can’t even look into the camera for more than three seconds. “iM hOnEsT”

  • @courtneyw.6456
    @courtneyw.6456 5 років тому +557

    "People hate me right now"
    Dude, people have been hating you for a long long time.

  • @gamingnerd19
    @gamingnerd19 5 років тому +2026

    When Repzion opens a bottle of wine and pours the whole glass
    You know it’s gonna be Onision

    • @FallingOranges
      @FallingOranges 5 років тому +47

      I'd would say I'd be less surprised if he poured a glass and drunk from the bottle, but that's pretty much what happened.

    • @thetruehellfiregaming3685
      @thetruehellfiregaming3685 5 років тому +26

      One bottle? He probably bought out all the wine from every store in a 30 miles radius to deal with....ugh..onision

    • @aleksandragrey1863
      @aleksandragrey1863 5 років тому +10

      What a mood

    • @plasmaglobe2850
      @plasmaglobe2850 5 років тому +18

      When the name of the video has the name Onision in it
      You know it’s gonna be Onision

    • @DannyConeHeadOnceLer
      @DannyConeHeadOnceLer 3 роки тому

      Yeah pretty much

  • @witchyarch
    @witchyarch 4 роки тому +83

    I'm so late to this but this man has children. He's doing this insane behavior with them in the home. That is terrifying and it HAS to be damaging. My heart breaks for them. And can we please send prayers to his neighbors for having to live next to this psychopath.

  • @michellecieoffi4846
    @michellecieoffi4846 4 роки тому +16

    Shame on CPS. His daughter fell out a window like a year later. He's clearly not fit to be a father, citizen, or human.

  • @wrenlee9270
    @wrenlee9270 5 років тому +378

    "I will remove my personality" that's such a psychopathic thing to say lmao

    • @koneraksinthasomphone9946
      @koneraksinthasomphone9946 5 років тому +5

      Wren Lee that’s creepy af

    • @whywhy8324
      @whywhy8324 5 років тому +20

      "There is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +5

      Doesn't help that he already had the personality of an alien trying to assimilate into human life.

    • @nicolelast230
      @nicolelast230 5 років тому +1

      IKR???

    • @gabimaza780
      @gabimaza780 5 років тому +1

      Wren Lee literally

  • @birdie327
    @birdie327 5 років тому +1099

    Who even says it was the internet who called CPS and Animal Control on Greg? If I heard my neighbour screaming that loud at night and throwing shit around I probably would fear for his children’s living environment as well.
    Anyone has a right to call when they are concerned, and shouldn’t be shamed for that.

    • @graypetcoyle
      @graypetcoyle 5 років тому +35

      birdie typically CPS and AC will say if it was a neighbor or not, so while Onion is probably lying, it also could be that they didn’t say it was a neighbor and therefore it could be assumed that it was the Internet.

    • @birdie327
      @birdie327 5 років тому +63

      graypetcoyle He also said they said it was a “bullshit” case even through child care investigators are like not allowed to do that.
      They have to treat every case the same. He’s such a bad liar.

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 5 років тому +22

      I would have called the cops and not just CPS if I had heard those screams. It must have sounded like someone was being murdered to his neighbors...
      If his house is somewhat isolated and he only has one or two neighbors (unlike a suburb where you could have 20 neighbors), CPS might purposely not say that a neighbor reported him, just because it would be too easy for him to figure out who it might have been and attempt to get revenge on them.

    • @graypetcoyle
      @graypetcoyle 5 років тому +2

      Cj perhaps it depend on country and state, but CPS 10000% told my parents that it was a neighbor, never which one, when our neighbors called because I was playing “too much” in the front yard unsupervised

  • @Al-nr9nd
    @Al-nr9nd 4 роки тому +132

    Jfc...I think he genuinely hates his children. And children in general.

    • @charlynnedust6252
      @charlynnedust6252 4 роки тому +25

      Except once they get to the age of... say... 14..? Maybe 15?

    • @Al-nr9nd
      @Al-nr9nd 4 роки тому +3

      @@charlynnedust6252 sadly

    • @astrealbrizbee9815
      @astrealbrizbee9815 3 роки тому +5

      Well...Not children he dates

    • @Blarnix
      @Blarnix 3 роки тому +1

      He dates them though

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 роки тому +1

      He's like that narcissistic child who never grew out of his narcissism.
      Weird part is that he dates young people whom he identifies with...
      When you realize they're young based on lack of experience and maturity due to age and he's... just stunted on his maturity; probably because of his poor childhood.

  • @hans5500
    @hans5500 4 роки тому +119

    Onision got mad at his kid so he did what he does with everyone else he gets mad at - makes a video about them

  • @InOtterSpace
    @InOtterSpace 5 років тому +1013

    "You've lost your chance to know me."
    Me: *And nothing of value was lost.*

    • @lexyshannon9428
      @lexyshannon9428 5 років тому +27

      This comment is severely underrated

    • @charleyycharley9859
      @charleyycharley9859 5 років тому +5

      Lexy Shannon I know right!

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 5 років тому +11

      "Im removing my personality"
      Me: *and nothing of value was lost*

    • @rockngrease6463
      @rockngrease6463 5 років тому

      @@jjju3 You okay bud?

    • @redratcrawford
      @redratcrawford 5 років тому +6

      was there really anything of value to begin with ?

  • @Free_Palestine_75
    @Free_Palestine_75 5 років тому +703

    "People hate me for my honesty"
    No we hate you for your lies.

    • @psynom3777
      @psynom3777 5 років тому +9

      And that clip

    • @sdrkelley
      @sdrkelley 4 роки тому +15

      Moomoo Army
      Hahahahaha!
      “No we hate you because you do things that any sane person would hate”

    • @quintecence
      @quintecence 4 роки тому +7

      That and the whole being a paedophile thing 😂

    • @user-nh5zd3ic8r
      @user-nh5zd3ic8r 4 роки тому +3

      I hate him for exiting

    • @juliereminiec4937
      @juliereminiec4937 4 роки тому +1

      and the public displayance of his insanity

  • @celestialchronic3572
    @celestialchronic3572 4 роки тому +61

    I had to take 13 hits total from my wax pen to get through that first part

  • @teddtbhoy
    @teddtbhoy 4 роки тому +70

    Did he actually call other people predators, that’s a bit ironic.

  • @almitat9610
    @almitat9610 5 років тому +2169

    Onision: “YoU EaRNeD NoT GeTtiNg To KnOw Me.”
    My life remains unaffected.

    • @starglitterful
      @starglitterful 5 років тому +64

      You're life remains healthy.

    • @thamysmalcolm2535
      @thamysmalcolm2535 5 років тому +20

      i wish it had happened sooner

    • @LuLu.Leigh420
      @LuLu.Leigh420 5 років тому +37

      He swears he's punishing his viewers. That ought to teach 'em lol.

    • @kitt3ncake445
      @kitt3ncake445 5 років тому +16

      Blessings come everyday!

    • @schism_9893
      @schism_9893 5 років тому +19

      Knowing him, he's gonna overshare again a few months from now.

  • @sunfloweremo
    @sunfloweremo 5 років тому +1912

    That opening clip felt eighty hours wrong
    *I meant long. But also wrong.

    • @sunfloweremo
      @sunfloweremo 5 років тому +19

      @@helloproxyyou didn't miss much. Made me uncomfortable tho 😂

    • @Mylo8328
      @Mylo8328 5 років тому +29

      It just kept fucking going I just wanted it to be over but he just kept beating me over and over and over again over the head oh god

    • @JezebelRush
      @JezebelRush 5 років тому +13

      I thought I died and went to hell lmao

    • @dena81
      @dena81 5 років тому +8

      Freudian slip and so true

    • @sunfloweremo
      @sunfloweremo 5 років тому +4

      @@dena81 😂

  • @underrthebridge
    @underrthebridge 4 роки тому +31

    Onion boy has taught me that you should never trust anyone who’s eyebrows touch their eyes

  • @briannarichardson-asbury3452
    @briannarichardson-asbury3452 4 роки тому +58

    He said he's all about honestly, but lied about wanting to kill himself to get out of allimony payments....huh

  • @supperpuppy8
    @supperpuppy8 5 років тому +586

    God I always forget that this man has children...growing up in that enviornment must be insane

    • @Kayceesoutdoorliving
      @Kayceesoutdoorliving 5 років тому +78

      Imagine what that kid is gonna be like as an adult. I see it going one of two ways, either the kid is going to be a total asshole like its father or it's going to be emotionally damaged and lacking in self confidence.

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 5 років тому +62

      @@Kayceesoutdoorliving let's pray for option 3: the kid makes friends with a healthy family and uses their friend's parents as actual parental figures/a safe place to go until they turn 18 and bail

    • @SoubiYumea
      @SoubiYumea 5 років тому +5

      @@moonymonster Let us pray indeed

    • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
      @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 5 років тому +9

      It’d say it’s terrifying, if that’s how he acts in front of his children? I know I’d be!

    • @user-gk8pc7ye1w
      @user-gk8pc7ye1w 5 років тому

      Omfg he has a kid!?

  • @marlborosoda
    @marlborosoda 5 років тому +1521

    i sincerely thought the baby sequence at the beginning was 10 minutes long. i genuinely felt that much time had passed. IT WASNT EVEN 3 MINUTES.

    • @skyepilot4074
      @skyepilot4074 4 роки тому +42

      6998Aj same. I hated it, it was hell

    • @juliahall3047
      @juliahall3047 4 роки тому +42

      i wanted to bleach my eyeballs. less than three minutes is still less than three minutes to long

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 роки тому +29

      I’m in actual pain, you mean that wasn’t a full day? @.@

    • @moodyhippie6784
      @moodyhippie6784 4 роки тому +14

      I thought it was that long too!!

    • @user-nh5zd3ic8r
      @user-nh5zd3ic8r 4 роки тому +13

      Omg it feels so long

  • @lotusfae
    @lotusfae 4 роки тому +35

    "I don't wanna be part of this teen drama-esque thing you guys are doing online."
    **CONTINUES TO MAKE NOTHING BUT TEEN DRAMA-ESQUE AND BIZARRE CONTENT**

  • @Renostat_
    @Renostat_ 4 роки тому +56

    WHEN HE STARTED DOING A HANDSTAND ON THE TOILET THERE WAS ACTUALLY A STAIN IM DISGUSTED

  • @violetmashh
    @violetmashh 5 років тому +690

    Funny how he's wearing diapers when he actually mocked Melanie Martinez for using childish metaphors in her art 💀

    • @summermermaidstar756
      @summermermaidstar756 5 років тому +23

      The video was just to mock the kink community and transtrenders (he said something about "I IDENTIFY AS A BIG BABY" so a shot at transtrender's "identify" terminology, like a Helicopter joke)
      What would've made your comment funnier
      Mentioning his CGL hate videos

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 5 років тому +14

      A hypocritical baby is what he is, literally.

    • @namenam3
      @namenam3 5 років тому +5

      “Art” is a relative term

    • @violetmashh
      @violetmashh 5 років тому

      @@summermermaidstar756 lmao I haven't seen his CGL hate videos (at least I don't think I did), I probably don't want to either 😂

    • @violetmashh
      @violetmashh 5 років тому

      @@ledog9979 agreed 100%

  • @xxangelsofchaosxx
    @xxangelsofchaosxx 5 років тому +699

    I do not feel like this man is safe to have around children

    • @oglefrugalbugel9646
      @oglefrugalbugel9646 5 років тому +21

      Ur feelings are spot on. He's rated 12 yr old girls before on hotness, and he's dated teens when he was in his 20's. This guy should be far far far away from children. LOL

    • @harryportfelikartakredytow8907
      @harryportfelikartakredytow8907 5 років тому +13

      I hope his kids don't get to grow up around him until they are in his "age of attraction". I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved in their sexual "games" at some point. Please, someone save these children...

    • @oglefrugalbugel9646
      @oglefrugalbugel9646 5 років тому +2

      @@harryportfelikartakredytow8907 Ikr

    • @tinoasprillia7493
      @tinoasprillia7493 5 років тому +4

      See I look at it in another way, this man child isn't safe around people.

    • @admpandora91
      @admpandora91 5 років тому

      Neither do Hank and Tom Green

  • @KimberlyGonzalez-zn4jp
    @KimberlyGonzalez-zn4jp 4 роки тому +28

    The fact that I can't drink makes this so much worse I just wanna put acid in my eyes because they're traumatized

  • @KaiWhiteFox
    @KaiWhiteFox 4 роки тому +55

    “If you don’t understand that, I don’t understand you.” *looks down tragically cause I’m so tragic and sad*

  • @nietzopaniquen
    @nietzopaniquen 5 років тому +1992

    Onision: "I'm removing my personality from the internet"
    Me: bold of you to assume you have one

  • @Sarah-dl4sl
    @Sarah-dl4sl 5 років тому +754

    Onision: “I don’t want to be involved in high school drama”
    Also Onision: *refers to people as preps, goths, jocks, etc and is over 30 years old

    • @yallratripbye9570
      @yallratripbye9570 5 років тому +7

      LMFAO HAHA

    • @huekanosedot
      @huekanosedot 5 років тому +83

      No, he doesn't want to deal with high school drama. Judging by the intro, he wants preschool drama

    • @Sarah-dl4sl
      @Sarah-dl4sl 5 років тому +5

      Tayler Nicole 💀💀💀

    • @MKSsmile
      @MKSsmile 5 років тому +9

      Apparently his books are about highschoolers???? Lmao

    • @amandamitchell4722
      @amandamitchell4722 5 років тому +3

      PREACH!

  • @thetherrannative
    @thetherrannative 4 роки тому +8

    The way you consistently call him "Greggy-Poo" through all of your videos makes me happy in a way I can't quite describe.

  • @rocktartz
    @rocktartz 4 роки тому +26

    "The jedi are taking over im so weak"
    *POW*
    I cant breathe I was laughing so hard...

    • @zacknox9553
      @zacknox9553 4 роки тому +1

      Dandy I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡ UNLIMITED POWERRRR

  • @cheycyanide5802
    @cheycyanide5802 5 років тому +785

    I'm pretty sure my IQ dropped 1,000 points with that opener

    • @zzevonplant
      @zzevonplant 5 років тому +16

      Damn, if your starting IQ was average or above average, that leaves you around -900 and -880 after watching that. I'm pretty sure you've had a stroke or are dead by now. Might want to see a doctor for that 😮
      But seriously, I don't blame you, that shit was straight up traumatizing to watch. Dude is a legitimate sociopath.

    • @Wolffeathers21
      @Wolffeathers21 5 років тому +1

      Literally same

    • @jerryb4705
      @jerryb4705 5 років тому +3

      Idk about a drop in iQ but my head hurts a lil bit

    • @ZenRhino
      @ZenRhino 5 років тому +3

      I'm pretty sure your IQ was below room temperature to begin with

    • @VoidBirdDeity364
      @VoidBirdDeity364 5 років тому

      Same here~

  • @cameronmat
    @cameronmat 5 років тому +1237

    The baby segment is the most disturbing way of flexing I have ever witnessed.

    • @lexio4702
      @lexio4702 5 років тому +6

      LMAO YES

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 5 років тому +23

      Gave me legit chest pains. Reminds me of that joke: the condition caused by the mind repressing the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of somebody that desperately needs it...

    • @Lydimm
      @Lydimm 5 років тому

      Agreed

    • @babybluecheeks
      @babybluecheeks 5 років тому

      @@MrGoatflakes 😭😭

    • @babybluecheeks
      @babybluecheeks 5 років тому +3

      I felt like crying it was that gross.

  • @taillesshalo8373
    @taillesshalo8373 4 роки тому +14

    "If I've committed tax fraud id be in jail"
    *circus music begins to play*

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 4 роки тому +5

    THE FACT LANEY IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS "Broken" IS THE MOST IRONIC THING WHEN SHES STANDING NEXT TO HIM, OH POOR LANEY.

  • @MsSPrescott1
    @MsSPrescott1 5 років тому +939

    "You straight up try to ruin my marriage" bro you don't need our help there

  • @ragingchaosgod
    @ragingchaosgod 5 років тому +1794

    Something tells me Lainey called him a baby and he decided to get all passive aggressive and make this vid.... oorrrrrrrrr he just went off the deep end.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +152

      Dude, he went off the deep end years ago.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 5 років тому +55

      It wouldn't shock me in the slightest if that's why they were in the video in the first place.

    • @painoftheheart12
      @painoftheheart12 5 років тому +93

      @The Fastest Taco I get super skeptic over that shit. This individual was a teenager and in contact with a grown adult who then, the second the law could do anything, swooped in and claimed them. That then, despite protesting, was pressured into having a girlfriend they did not want because Greg has a lesbian fetish, because that is what that is. Then they went out and got legal gardinship of a young teenager who we can safely assume was sending Lainey sensual or even sexual content over messages as a 14 yr old ("damn, I thought I was looking at myself") and it has been made very clear that the two grown ass adults in the relationship consider adding her to their fucked up sex cult. And at this point I don't think that person has any identity at all and the fact that they are trying to use gender identity and orientation to compensate for their lack of agency and control in their life is unfortunate but also devalues people who actually are trans, non-binary, bisexual, homosexual, etc.

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 5 років тому +16

      I thought he once again were mocking the ddlg kink

    • @zelohendricks51
      @zelohendricks51 5 років тому +7

      @The Fastest Taco yeah who cares?

  • @definitelynotyourmom42
    @definitelynotyourmom42 4 роки тому +8

    "I'm removing my personality"
    Bold of Onision to claim that he had a personality to begin with

  • @itsandyy3546
    @itsandyy3546 4 роки тому +20

    Onision finally showing his real personality at the beginning

  • @lordxilon
    @lordxilon 5 років тому +370

    The fact someone married him in the first place is sad.

    • @eatsyougore
      @eatsyougore 5 років тому +70

      3 people married him.

    • @kaisac.
      @kaisac. 5 років тому +73

      The fact that this man has children is sad

    • @LilSasuke964
      @LilSasuke964 5 років тому +59

      @cyka blyat and she was basically a child at the time lmao

    • @HellavaLive
      @HellavaLive 5 років тому +10

      He was married to A FEMALE now he is married to a man what in da FUCK ??

    • @AnymousScreams
      @AnymousScreams 5 років тому +32

      @@HellavaLive His spouse has issues with gender.

  • @Willlovespeanutbutter
    @Willlovespeanutbutter 5 років тому +1366

    Therapist: diaper onision baby can’t hurt you
    Diaper onision baby: *exists*
    Me: *cries in hopes of drowning to death from tears*

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 5 років тому +37

      Therapist: *cocks pistol and places into mouth* There is no God. The only thing I see when I close my eyes is Onion Boy

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 5 років тому +4

      WaKoBe *cri* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @CMTARY_DRV
      @CMTARY_DRV 5 років тому +6

      Funny thing is I’m legit on my way to going to the threapist

    • @goldenoceans14
      @goldenoceans14 5 років тому +2

      Mood. Im almost mad that I had to see so much of this

    • @samdinnan3351
      @samdinnan3351 5 років тому +1

      WaAaAh

  • @cadaverous6
    @cadaverous6 4 роки тому +14

    I shouldn’t have laughed as much as a I did when you just kept pouring the wine

  • @iforgotmybird144
    @iforgotmybird144 4 роки тому +25

    26:25
    damn I’m high af bc this is the only way I can watch Onision. I was not ready for that acceleration in the plot lmao.

  • @zackjess4755
    @zackjess4755 5 років тому +783

    I thought the onision diaper clip lasted like 10 minutes, but it was acctually around 2.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 років тому +17

      same but i thought that was just cuz i was high

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 років тому +10

      I thought it went on for ten hours

    • @catfacexkillah
      @catfacexkillah 5 років тому +7

      It felt like FOREVER! OMG.

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 5 років тому +5

      Slick Beats same it felt like a hour I was wondering wtf I clicked on lol

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 5 років тому +15

      No fucking way. It was like half an hour of pure agony.

  • @heartagramBryar69
    @heartagramBryar69 5 років тому +298

    “I’m removing my personality.” Monotone liar isn’t a personality bud

    • @hayleyscomet3447
      @hayleyscomet3447 5 років тому +9

      Olivia Smith *shots fired* *critical hit*

    • @lancewolfe5242
      @lancewolfe5242 5 років тому +1

      “I’m removing my personality.” When you have the personality of a rock, that’s not hard to do.😹

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 5 років тому +1

      There is an abyss of pure darkness where a personality should be.

  • @galbright3594
    @galbright3594 4 роки тому +13

    Omg I was sleeping and this autoplayed .. his screaming like a baby woke me from a deep sleep. Just glad it didn't creep into a nightmare!

  • @LordDessik
    @LordDessik 4 роки тому +10

    Imagine walking in at 0:58 and seeing your father doing this in the hall.

  • @pcakes1412
    @pcakes1412 5 років тому +536

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not a single conscious being:
    Onision: P E O P L E H A T E M Y H O N E S T Y

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 років тому +1

      That meme is getting old

    • @MrMadtv123
      @MrMadtv123 5 років тому +5

      @@tsfbaf303 onion boys antics are getting old

    • @neoven5585
      @neoven5585 5 років тому +1

      @@tsfbaf303 stil gud

    • @pcakes1412
      @pcakes1412 5 років тому

      Meine Namen so?

  • @RoseAngelWitch
    @RoseAngelWitch 5 років тому +250

    Look I'm a pretty open minded gal, but if my husband did half the shit he does i'd push him down the stairs.

    • @elisakuperus
      @elisakuperus 5 років тому +20

      If my husband spends our livesavings on diapers and runs around our street screaming like a moron I wont help him when he gets hit by a car.

    • @babybluecheeks
      @babybluecheeks 5 років тому +2

      @@elisakuperus oh my God 😂😂🤣

    • @Eisofice
      @Eisofice 5 років тому +2

      @@elisakuperus whoops sorry did I plan an illigal road race the same night you were going to prance about like a twat in the road with diapers on?? Ohhh nooooooooooooooo

    • @elisakuperus
      @elisakuperus 5 років тому

      @@Eisofice this is sooo sadd...he was such a... Person... Can I have his insurance now?

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 5 років тому

      @Timber Humphrey r/woosh

  • @ZelinkSupporter
    @ZelinkSupporter 4 роки тому +12

    *Sees the intro* Oh god... *sees Repzion with wine bottle and a wine glass* Just drink from the bottle, dude. That glass will NEVER be enough

  • @zen7197
    @zen7197 4 роки тому +12

    1:27 on the wall
    *”Be the change you want to see in the world”*
    Well now we all know what onision wants

  • @SmittenKitten96
    @SmittenKitten96 5 років тому +1796

    Glad you're using clips of his videos. I don't want to go to his channel and give him any views.

    • @trishaaudettemammadukes30
      @trishaaudettemammadukes30 5 років тому +48

      Meowkins same thats why I watch comentary or drama channels so I can see what is happening with all types of ppl online. so I can learn and look up and info and choose to decide if I want to support them or not.

    • @SmittenKitten96
      @SmittenKitten96 5 років тому +17

      Trisha Audette yeah!! Hate when people don't use video clips then I HAVE to go see the video to decide.

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 5 років тому +1

      So you're saying, if he didn't include clips of him being a baby, you'd go to this channel to see that? Or am I missing it?

    • @texastesse1126
      @texastesse1126 5 років тому +10

      Meowkins two words for why they can’t: COPYRIGHT STRIKES
      It’s not that they don’t want to use clips it’s that the dumbasses that they are criticizing or reviewing get butt hurt over their comments and copyright over like a minute of their clip that’s technically under fair use. I’m honestly surprised and glad that he hasn’t gotten copyrighted yet with the big trend going around.

    • @SmittenKitten96
      @SmittenKitten96 5 років тому +2

      Le Dog haha no no god no not the baby video. I'm talking about the main video being discussed after 😂😂

  • @narib8971
    @narib8971 5 років тому +345

    2:47 for those who want to skip that torturous intro

    • @sofetchxx
      @sofetchxx 5 років тому +6

      Nari B you’re a blessing

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 5 років тому +24

      Nari B
      Too late for me... that cringe is in my brain permanently now.

    • @bobatea7392
      @bobatea7392 5 років тому +8

      Nari B I fount this comment too late 😥

    • @Panbaneesha
      @Panbaneesha 5 років тому +1

      Thank you. THANK YOU!!!

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 5 років тому +1

      oh, my god you’re a blessing!

  • @jubileej1629
    @jubileej1629 4 роки тому +7

    DANIEL'S FACE IS SO FUNNY WHILE HE IS WATCHING GREGGY POO. I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @orangetopaz1385
    @orangetopaz1385 4 роки тому +15

    I cant believe he looked at this diaper video and said “I think this is okay to post for millions to see”

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 роки тому

      this is why fred screams''my leg!''and ''my eyes!''

  • @jellyk8646
    @jellyk8646 5 років тому +298

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Literally nobody:
    Onision: DO YOU KNOW HOW HONEST I AM

    • @helloenemy
      @helloenemy 5 років тому +18

      Hey guys, it's me the Fact Machine, I'm called the fact machine because I'm brutally honest all of the time. It's hard to be as honest and trustworthy as me but it's a core value I have, that being my honesty. Did I mention that I was honest? Some on the internet would spread false rumors about me targeting my integrity, honor, but most of all my honesty, and I would never lie or deceive. That one video where I came out and said that I lie to my viewers for views and clicks? That was me being honest about my dishonesty, which actually makes me more honest by the way, because I overcame my dishonesty and came forward with more hard truths. Anyway, just had to let you know how good of a person I am!

  • @jessiandrews4402
    @jessiandrews4402 5 років тому +524

    use me as an unsee button

    • @ShortAndSalty
      @ShortAndSalty 5 років тому +24

      Jessi Andrews *madly presses in agony*

    • @amalau2472
      @amalau2472 5 років тому +9

      Please help. Eyes are still burning. Need more bleach. 😭

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +11

      You know, I'm engaged. If my fiance ever acted anything like this, I would tell her to either get major help or just break it off with her.

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 5 років тому +6

      Can I like a comment more than once?

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 5 років тому

      @WeedGoddess You... I don't like the way you think.

  • @3Konsti
    @3Konsti 4 роки тому +6

    0:33
    ah yes my sleep paralysis demon, we meet again.

  • @ahhhh6668
    @ahhhh6668 4 роки тому +6

    He looks like the doll from the movie The Boy

  • @MissysWorld5
    @MissysWorld5 4 роки тому +619

    The most consistent thing about Greg is that he has no realistic understanding of the law.
    Unless, of course, it’s about the age of consent. Then he really seems to understand.

    • @Jazz1539
      @Jazz1539 4 роки тому +12

      This one is golden

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 роки тому +3

      nymphetish didn’t you see that?
      He’s a baby
      Stupid BABY BOY who need to be spanked~~~ yayay

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 роки тому +2

      Onision needs mommy’s spanking~~~ ya man~~~~

    • @channelname8371
      @channelname8371 4 роки тому +2

      nymphetish LOLLLL yeah for real 😂

    • @fredmontgomery1554
      @fredmontgomery1554 4 роки тому +4

      He's been on thin ice with that even lol

  • @SageTheMage17
    @SageTheMage17 5 років тому +628

    Also “you earned this” is classic abusive language.

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 5 років тому +15

      My dad says that all the time lol

    • @o3MTA3o
      @o3MTA3o 5 років тому +10

      That's what I feel like saying to Onision when he complains about his life.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +3

      It terrifies me that this nutcase is walking the streets and has and, worse, has children!

    • @linkin6992
      @linkin6992 5 років тому

      wait are you saying parents giving you consequences is abuse? 😂

  • @YellowMiss1
    @YellowMiss1 4 роки тому +7

    Christ. Can you imagine what kind of a hellscape is must be to be Greg's neighbor?

  • @cre-k8-ive
    @cre-k8-ive 3 роки тому +2

    About the first 3 minutes: Imagine being Greg's neighbor, hearing all that honking and screaming at like midnight.

  • @xsugarbugx
    @xsugarbugx 5 років тому +806

    Onision: "I don't wanna be involved in your high school drama anymore."
    Also onision: *writes a book involving edgy teenage drama*

    • @juliaziaja6596
      @juliaziaja6596 5 років тому +8

      pumkin_king 14 based on a true story*

    • @cristiana8044
      @cristiana8044 5 років тому +12

      holy shit ,the funny thing is, im pretty sure the main character is based of off how onion boy sees himself (hes vain as shit)

    • @MsDragontooth
      @MsDragontooth 5 років тому +3

      *books. Unfortunately there are more

    • @xsugarbugx
      @xsugarbugx 5 років тому +5

      All three very edgy high school things to do lol, write a fan fic about yourself, then say it's based on a true story (even though the whole things bull), then get an edgy tattoo about blocking all the haters.

    • @littleoreo7717
      @littleoreo7717 5 років тому

      Ha! Pure irony.

  • @TheGamefreak346
    @TheGamefreak346 5 років тому +443

    Onion boy: You earned this. You won't be hearing what I have to say now.
    Me: Don't threaten us with a good time Greg. We've been waiting for you to shut up since you first opened your mouth.

  • @RockingGuideGames
    @RockingGuideGames 4 роки тому +5

    God that intro felt like 30 minutes by itself

  • @veroniquebellamy4741
    @veroniquebellamy4741 4 роки тому +4

    ... I needed weed for the intro to this video, and I didn't have any. :(

  • @albusdumbledore7733
    @albusdumbledore7733 5 років тому +469

    *i feel so sorry for his children.*

  • @juliaziaja6596
    @juliaziaja6596 5 років тому +645

    The intro was less than 3 minutes but why did it feel like a decade?

    • @loganbradford2343
      @loganbradford2343 5 років тому +105

      Time moves differently in hell

    • @erinb4237
      @erinb4237 5 років тому +2

      @@loganbradford2343 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twinkletwinklelittlebat
      @twinkletwinklelittlebat 5 років тому +17

      Cause his voice hurts your ears so bad that it takes us time to sadly understand him

    • @Sanne78
      @Sanne78 5 років тому +9

      Because your eyes widened and your jaw dropped and stayed like that in dry horror until it was over? Or was that just me ;)

    • @tiedyedgiraffe473
      @tiedyedgiraffe473 5 років тому +5

      @@Sanne78 Oh no...that was me,too. I have never actually watched him, but from what I have seen on other channels, I am not sure why anyone ever did.

  • @INSIDEALLOFYOU
    @INSIDEALLOFYOU 4 роки тому +3

    The first 3 minutes of this video has made me more stressed than any exam I've ever studied for