As an introvert, I can confirm that us introverts usually avoid all the conflict we can, usually by steering out of the way of people who might be trouble.
A visitor? Hm, indeed, I have slept long enough, the kingdoms of heaven have long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember, however. The blood of minos stains your hands, and I must admit. Im curious about your skills, weapon.
I just like to imagine V1 trying his hardest to have a peacefull time while taking care of his fishing hobby and then Gabriel sudenly barging in with the entire gang. But instead of fighting V1 together they just argue about who gets to kill him, all while V1 just ignores them and proceds with fishing and then at one point they just start killing eachother completely forgeting about V1 and at the end when the last one of them survives he starts to look around him wondering where V1 went only to realise that he already is gone. PS : To answer your questions about V2, He is V1s little Brother acording to my headcanon, He is fishing with V1, They have a bet, When V2 wins he gets his arms back, When V1 wins he gets V2 new arm again
My favorite part is that Minos kind of just fucking dies halfway in. It feels so much emptier without the somber tones of "DIE!" and the melancholy hits such as "JUUUDGEMENT" and "THY END IS NOW"
Not even halfway, like a minute in he's just gone. Which is really funny considering that gabriel is still quietly screaming all the way through with slightly less health.
When suddenly Sisyphus burst from the shade, and hit Gabriel with a “YOU CANT ESCAPE”. Gabriel got pissed and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by Minos, who proceeded to open up a can of Minos-fu, when Hideous mass came out of the blue.
@@thehollow2936then he started beating up Minos Prime when they both got flattened by the Sisyphusmobile But before it could make it back to the Sisyphuscave, Big Johninator jumped out of his grave
Then Gabriel The Judge, and Gabriel the Hate, and Minos Prime and Mandalore’s Gaming Mysterious Druid Knight, and Insurrectionist and the swordsmachine, and cowboy filth and something wicked, maurice, mindflayer, lesser husks, streetcleaner, leviathan, gutterman, every single greater machine.
When everyone in the family dinner is discussing about politics but you just don't give a fuck about that and instead you try to chill as much as possible:
*War is going on amongst the green grass, as V1 casually fishes* "I'm trying to fish for no fucking reason, can you be quiet, you're scaring the fish away.... Wait where the fuck is Benjamin?" Some random ass filth: "Didn't you kill him?" V1: "Yes."
lyrics: full auto fuller auto IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!? DESTROY JUDGEMENT NOTHING BUT SCRAPS YOUR GETTING RUSTY MACHINE Fuller auto JUDGEMENT LET'S SETTLE THIS Fuller Auto BE GONE Whats this feeling?? A MERE OBJECT NO NO!! CRU- IS T-SH HIS WHAT I LOST TO!?
they hate each other but still showed up to hang-out, looks some kind like mine alumni meeting but without deadly amount of alcohol and synthetic drugs
I like to imagine as V1 is fishing Sisyphus is just picking up the sand along the lake then yelling "DESTROY" and hurling it at the others while cancerous rodent buries into a hole
Out of all characters, Gabriel is the most enraged one. He is literally shouting everything he is saying, but he is the least audible here, which makes him ten fucking thousands times funnier.
![gabriel REALLY hates fishing [ULTRAKILL 5-S challenge]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ajSuVEB20cs/mqdefault.jpg)
this is how introverts usually deal with people, they avoid the forces of hell and heaven as they try to fish calmly.
As an introvert I agree with this
this is how Japanese chefs deal with pufferfish, they avoid the poison part so that the fish can be consumed safely.
As an introvert, I can confirm that us introverts usually avoid all the conflict we can, usually by steering out of the way of people who might be trouble.
The hunt for the size 2 must not be stopped by anything
as an introvert i can say this is very true
I love how Minos and Sysiphus CONSISTENTLY drown out everyone else except for MDK
full auto.
fuller auto.
@@catonawatermelon8DESTROY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
its too bad minos was taken by the void so soon, rest easy king
Me and the boys in the lust layer be cryin every night.. o7@@curtainsandsuch
@@curtainsandsuch lost a real one today ❤️
i find it really funny how out of all the characters with voice acting, GABRIEL is somehow the least audible here lmaoo
DESTROY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
full auto
fuller auto
Thy end is now!
This will hurt
5:16 i love the ferryman casually showing off his backflips behind a tree and a dead maurice staring your soul
its so out of context I love this lol
One of the funniest things about this is having ultrakill rank in 5-S lmao
V1's fishing skills are unmatched
behold the power of my fishing rod
nah, what’s funnier is enraged gabriel saying stuff like “time to right my wrong” and I imagine normal gabriel just like: “man wtf you yappin about”
6:20 I just fucking love the barely audible "LET'S SETTLE THIS"
Gabriel Gaming streaming an Xbox game from the other room 😂
l e t s s e t t l e t h i s
I love how big john is just in his little bunker shitting landmines
where is biggie johnathan
Most normal day in the Californian beaches
can confirm, i live in california
Weekly homeless brawl goes hard
can confirm this is the calmest day in santa monica
Can confirm. Happens every time when i go to the beach and tbh doesnt bother me
big john is somehow the smartest one of all
he's so scared he stared shitting mines tho
i love how most of them have voicelines but are all being drowned out by Sisyphus
With the exception of Mysterious Druid Knight (And Owl) who continuously pierces through
Full auto
BE GONE
@@scrungobeepis5443 yeah you can hear him sometimez
@@Nigjaslayer9000Fuller auto
I love that whenever a "fuller auto" happens, your style meter immediately goes to "ULTRAKILL".
6:50 Bro's traumatized 💀
The Thousand Yard Stare
the thousand layer stare
a traumatized husk is crazy
What war does to a mf
1000 hyperdeath stare
V1: is underwarer
Gabe: YOU'RE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE
Im surprised enemies are that audible so far away
I mean, if V1 isn't waterproof Gabe isn't wrong
“full auto 🤢😒”
“let’s settle this 🔇❌”
“Judgment 😭😪😴💤”
“🔥🔥🔥☀️☀️YOU CANT ESCAPE☀️☀️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️”
“🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥DESTROY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊”
A visitor? Hm, indeed, I have slept long enough, the kingdoms of heaven have long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember, however. The blood of minos stains your hands, and I must admit. Im curious about your skills, weapon.
What ultrakill looks like to anyone that doesn't play the game:
3:42 Big Johnny in his safe place.
THE SIZE 2 IS UPON US! MAY THE FITTEST OF ALL TAKE IT!
nice pfp bruh
4:12 spinning ferryman
Hearing mandy calmly talk over minos and sisyphus really adds to the experience.
I just like to imagine V1 trying his hardest to have a peacefull time while taking care of his fishing hobby and then Gabriel sudenly barging in with the entire gang.
But instead of fighting V1 together they just argue about who gets to kill him, all while V1 just ignores them and proceds with fishing and then at one point they just start killing eachother completely forgeting about V1 and at the end when the last one of them survives he starts to look around him wondering where V1 went only to realise that he already is gone.
PS :
To answer your questions about V2,
He is V1s little Brother acording to my headcanon,
He is fishing with V1,
They have a bet,
When V2 wins he gets his arms back,
When V1 wins he gets V2 new arm again
Fr
cartoon ass type shit
is V2 busy fighting or is she trying to fish with V1?
@@UH-60_Blackhawk she????
@@UH-60_BlackhawkSHE?!
gabe in the end of the vid: wait, arent we supposed to kill that machine?
everyone else: oh yea
*proceeds to kill that machine*
I imagine V1 be like "It's a bit windy today eh?"
My two favourite parts of this
“Full auto, Fuller Auto” and “DESTROY!!!!!”
My favorite part is that Minos kind of just fucking dies halfway in. It feels so much emptier without the somber tones of "DIE!" and the melancholy hits such as "JUUUDGEMENT" and "THY END IS NOW"
"PREPARE THYSELF!!"
Not even halfway, like a minute in he's just gone.
Which is really funny considering that gabriel is still quietly screaming all the way through with slightly less health.
This feels like when the teacher leaves the classroom and you're the only one trying to work
when you're in Paris during the protests, but you just want to get a crossaint
fr
cwossaunt
“Last to die gets $500,000”
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
ol gabriel was flying around
the layers of hell like a big playground
When suddenly Sisyphus burst from the shade, and hit Gabriel with a “YOU CANT ESCAPE”.
Gabriel got pissed and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by Minos, who proceeded to open up a can of Minos-fu, when Hideous mass came out of the blue.
@@thehollow2936then he started beating up Minos Prime when they both got flattened by the Sisyphusmobile
But before it could make it back to the Sisyphuscave, Big Johninator jumped out of his grave
Then Gabriel The Judge, and Gabriel the Hate, and Minos Prime and Mandalore’s Gaming Mysterious Druid Knight, and Insurrectionist and the swordsmachine, and cowboy filth and something wicked, maurice, mindflayer, lesser husks, streetcleaner, leviathan, gutterman, every single greater machine.
@@The_Imposter.Swordsmachine Agony and Swordsmachine Tundra, mannequin, stray, V2 and earthmover
Im questioning that front flipping ferrymans mental health.
When everyone in the family dinner is discussing about politics but you just don't give a fuck about that and instead you try to chill as much as possible:
average day at christmas
So glad my family stays relatively sane during dinners usually
@@quantumblauthor7300 Me too
Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
I love how he just casually parried something on 5:55
Muscle memory
ULTRAINSTINCT
“Get this landmine outta my way”
@@veeyoooh lmao
I love reading the scattered captions of Gabe (J.o.H.), Gabe (A.o.H.), Pinos, Pisyphus, and Druid Knight lmaoo
sussypiss prime and minors primal are both yelling like it's a dragon ball z fight
Gaybriel, the Prostate of hate
Full auto.
Fuller auto.
I love that the Insurrectionist is almost louder than them and all it does is gurgle
The equivalent to those playing animal crossing but my parents are arguing in the other room videos
V1 when he stops listening to the voices and decides to just be a happy machine that likes fishing
I love the singular sanded soldier that just isn’t engaging with anyone.
And also goddamn big johninator at the bottom of the well.
I like how Gabriel is just supposed to be the loud angel but then we hear not a word out of him
"i just wanna fish for gods sake"
Love gabriel saying "YOU'RE GETTING RUSTY, MACHINE" as v1 enters the water. How kind of him to warn v1 about the dangers of rust.
*War is going on amongst the green grass, as V1 casually fishes* "I'm trying to fish for no fucking reason, can you be quiet, you're scaring the fish away.... Wait where the fuck is Benjamin?"
Some random ass filth: "Didn't you kill him?"
V1: "Yes."
"War is going on amongst the green grass," goes hard.
Terraria fishing experience
It do be like that
Plantera arena building experience
@@alexmendez7460 Zenith seed PTSD.
this is how it feels to browse twitter as a non-twitter user
Cruelty Squad looking pretty clean these days
1:00
-Minotuar- : 🚀
Minotaur space program
At least my man finally fulfilled his dream
My favorite part is V1 actively getting another Blähaj to finish the level with
*faintly* "ill show you divine justice!~~~...) DESTROY 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️📢📢
They’re fighting for the size 2 fish, V1’s trying to steal it while they’re fighting
i was expecting you to stand there and take the endless barrage to the face, what you did was much funnier
Chaos is always stars from "Full auto"
7-3 in a nutshell
Pov: you're an introvert in a party
Everyone is destroying each other and then there's that one idol just chilling
do it with 2 radiant 10 gabriels fighting eachother
All hell is breaking loose and yet all you do is fishing. Truely a CEO grindset.
MACHINE. INVEST. HAVE A 10 YEAR PLAN.
7:57 Alright am gonna Disabled rn before i go my home
*Enemies Start Saw V1 trying too Escape*
Everyone : Come Back Here!
V1 : Oh Shit!
As an introvert,this is relatable
>insert florida joke here
lyrics:
full auto
fuller auto
IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!?
DESTROY
JUDGEMENT
NOTHING BUT SCRAPS
YOUR GETTING RUSTY MACHINE
Fuller auto
JUDGEMENT
LET'S SETTLE THIS
Fuller Auto
BE GONE
Whats this feeling??
A MERE OBJECT
NO NO!!
CRU- IS T-SH HIS WHAT I LOST TO!?
average Detroit fisherman experience
Gotta love when you turn round and just see ww3 breaking out at the start
Best place for 7-2 music
loud ass v2 noises 😭
Now we have to wait till the full game releases and then do it with all enemies…
How it feels to be me :3
Average next neighbor argument.
a bad day fishing is better than a good day working..
This is like when I peacefully try to fish while my family is arguing in the background
6:51
"Hows your day?"
"S A N D"
they hate each other but still showed up to hang-out, looks some kind like mine alumni meeting but without deadly amount of alcohol and synthetic drugs
The family gathering any time after 7:30pm
I like to imagine as V1 is fishing Sisyphus is just picking up the sand along the lake then yelling "DESTROY" and hurling it at the others while cancerous rodent buries into a hole
Fishing in Terraria when it's blood moon:
average ultrakill player's vacations
V1: fishing for a size 2 fish
Everyone: JU- full au- DEST- INSIGNIF- CR- BE GO- fuller au- YOU MAKE EV- JUDGE-
DESTROY🗣️🔥🔥🔥
V1: Can you all fucking not please? I'm trying to fish.
When all monsters being complain about Fish 2, while V1 just enjoy fishing no matter what.
i love how you just constantly hear minos but occasionally you just hear "full auto"
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF DESTINY
i feel bad for the grass :(
“Every copy of ultrakill is personalized”
V1: this is fine. This is absolutely fine. Nothing wrong with the current set of events.
This implies that a a lesser demon is as strong as a prime soul
a normal day
Bro about to catch the size 2 fish right there
Ultramusic: sounds of war to fish to
"Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to enjoy my fishing vacation."
"YOURE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE!"
@@omelette_official "No? Ok."
Out of all characters, Gabriel is the most enraged one. He is literally shouting everything he is saying, but he is the least audible here, which makes him ten fucking thousands times funnier.
Everything is normal there is noting its just chill and fishing just chill
POV: you try to fish but your in the most peaceful and quiet place in brimingam England
Quietest vacation to Chicago
all of them are fighting to be the first to find size 2
ah yes, quite a normal day of fishing yeah?
Only he said morning
man what a nice day to do fishing
When you’re at a family gathering but you brought your fishing rod (the gathering is near a lake)
V1: I just wanna fish for god's sake
Average day in the life of a French citizen circa 1916
0:35
Minos: "ᵖʳᵉᵖᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰʸˢᵉˡᶠ!"
JUDGEMENT
- Minos Prime
cant fish alone in wrath