@@SolidusCurncer Two fanatic individuals with vastly different beliefs will always be more violent than a tool of war that was designed for one purpose.
you've now made me imagine every single level with them fighting each other, then when V1 goes into a new room they say "hold up, the metal thing is in a different room" so they walk into that room peacefully and then start killing eachother again, still ignoring V1
I like how V1's just going about his day fishing and whatnot while casually ignoring the Yakuza brawl between Minos and Sisyphus (besides occasionally throwing them cooked fish because he's apparently nice like that).
The most advanced war machine ever made gets bored and forces two of the most powerful beings in the universe to fight each other for sport while it goes fishing circa 2112 colourized
Correction: they LOVE fishing, but they hate each other’s methods. Minos prefers to use a fishing rod, while Sisyphus wants to swim down and grab the fish worth his bare hands. They both ignore V1 because they think he’s too mentally deranged to properly fish. About 7 minutes after they start fighting, Minos looks over and is like, “wait, did he catch a fucking fish stick with a FISHING ROD”
something i've noticed is that there is a blue flash every time you throw the fishing rod so that the fishes can't parry it, the thought of the fish parrying the fishing rod and ultrakilling you terrifies me
5:12 I love how you briefly went into Clash mode right after getting hit there, like V1 was getting sick of their fighting, realized they could deal with both of them themself right then and there, and then just decided not to.
V1 wants to live a quite life fishing and Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime had to show up and walk all over his nice clean evening with their dirty boots!
This is a good representation of me playing Ultrakill while there are two parental figures fighting against each other in the background.
didnt know ultrakill had this feature?
dawg you good?
@@gaming4fun546 Don't worry, I'm fine! It's just a joke, alright.
same
Who won?
"hey guys can you keep it down a little, the fish are getting scared"
"DESTROY"
"This will hurt"
"Ooo nice a PITR fish"
@@Tonnam_B_wealth"THY END IS NOW"
"Damn another Stupid Looking Fish (Friend)
“WEAK”
“Hey look it’s a Frog(?)”
"Judgement!"
"Awesome, I got a stick fish"
They're fighting over who gets to kill V1.
"I NEED TO ENACT JUSTICE!"
"I'M _BORED!"_
the "I'M BORED" have such a comedic weight to it 💀
"Im sorry steve, i was bored"
I like that the two have basically been fighting from dawn to dusk while V1 is just fishing
Ironically, the war robot that already destroyed two thirds of hell is the most peaceful
@@SolidusCurncer Two fanatic individuals with vastly different beliefs will always be more violent than a tool of war that was designed for one purpose.
Dawn to what now?
@@NOVABLASTERdusk; the opposite of dawn or a fancy way to say "night", pronouncedbDa-aske (say it simultaneously)
@@NOVABLASTER Dusk, the first person shooter videogame made by David Szymanski and published by New Blood Interactive, released in 2018.
Perfect representation of a family reunion where you're trying to mind your own fucking business
+ getting caught in the crossfire while trying to get something from the kitchen
+ crossfire
+ disrespected
+ selfrage (self enraged)
“You can’t escape” fits so well since I like to think they chased you down every level to get here
you've now made me imagine every single level with them fighting each other, then when V1 goes into a new room they say "hold up, the metal thing is in a different room" so they walk into that room peacefully and then start killing eachother again, still ignoring V1
@@I_Eated_The_Soaplmfao
@@I_Eated_The_Soapthey want to record it, and there a literal walking GoPro ofc they will follow it
classic elevator gag@@I_Eated_The_Soap
Fisherman does his job while two homeless dudes battle it out to the death in the background
Scotland i guess
I like how V1's just going about his day fishing and whatnot while casually ignoring the Yakuza brawl between Minos and Sisyphus (besides occasionally throwing them cooked fish because he's apparently nice like that).
Wonder what theme would be playing for their brawl
For Who's Sake?
Fly?
Assassination of Bodhisattva?
@@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ngMy guess is is yakuza 6's final boss theme that I forgot the name of.
@@superd8826 oooh, The Way of Life?
@@3njoyer-0f-everyth1ng Yeah, that's the one.
@@superd8826 Listening to the whole OST makes wonders for remembering some names
The reason why sisyphus is fighiting minos bc sisyphus said size 2 isn't real
(And minos was pissed)
literally the community about size 2
Because minos caught the size 2 fish!!!!
(Source: ua-cam.com/video/m76vXG0vF4k/v-deo.htmlsi=NHx8S9DclvGhyRB6 )
shouldnt it be the other way around
Minos has to see, he has to know.
sisyphus would NEVER DO THAT... you PHONY
The incoming divorce ambiance really adds to the fishing experience
Minos and Sisyphus are fighting eachother for custody over their adopted son (V1)
I thought this was gonna showing off sick dodging skills and catching all the fish while the prime souls attack you but honestly this is better
alternative title: ultrakill 5-s but my parents are arguing and i forgot how to catch the stick fish for 3 minutes
the simple addition of enemy in-fighting led to an ocean of ultrakill shitposts
don't you just like the sight of two drunk dads fighting each other at the fish lake
Stay tuned for 5-S with Something Wicked
good idea
somebody literally did it with 20 wicked's
The most advanced war machine ever made gets bored and forces two of the most powerful beings in the universe to fight each other for sport while it goes fishing circa 2112 colourized
5-s but minos and sisyphus really hate fishing
Correction: they LOVE fishing, but they hate each other’s methods. Minos prefers to use a fishing rod, while Sisyphus wants to swim down and grab the fish worth his bare hands. They both ignore V1 because they think he’s too mentally deranged to properly fish. About 7 minutes after they start fighting, Minos looks over and is like, “wait, did he catch a fucking fish stick with a FISHING ROD”
either that or their fighting for the fishing rod
"they are just there" was the best way to do that
They are disagreeing whether or not the size 2 is real
something i've noticed is that there is a blue flash every time you throw the fishing rod so that the fishes can't parry it, the thought of the fish parrying the fishing rod and ultrakilling you terrifies me
I like that the map is big enough for them to Duke it out without teleporting out of bounds
5:12 I love how you briefly went into Clash mode right after getting hit there, like V1 was getting sick of their fighting, realized they could deal with both of them themself right then and there, and then just decided not to.
My favorite part was the aneurism you had trying to get the stickfish
Two demi gods are duking it out while V1 is just trying to fish in peace
I’m a big fan of V1 getting angrier and angrier at the fact he can’t fry the fish because they’re not big enough
Drunk uncles brawling at a family lake trip. Good times.
equivalent of parents fighting while gaming
My drunk dad and grandpa fighting in background while I play fishing game:
Nah bro. It made me laugh
V1 waiting Minos and Sisyphus to end their training to crush heaven later
when your siblings are fighting each other over the most mundane things and you're just doing your own thing
Minos and Sisyphus chose this spot to spar because no one is there.
Little did they know V1 was there honing his mind by fishing.
Size 2 guy 🪱
must be how it feels to be a background character in any fight
"JUDGEMENT!!"
*"You can't escape!"*
"𝙴𝚢 𝚢𝚘 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘."
"Ah, thank you- PREPARE THYSELF!!!"
Sisyphus Don't like that
"Hey, i'm Mr,Beast, today I brought these to hpmeless men to a battle to the death, the one o wins, gets a chance to fish the TIER 2."
honey our prime souls are fighting again
"fish time" *gods battling in the distance*
me when i have to beat 5-S but my headphones broke so i have to listen to my parents fighting instead
This gives "two sports dads fighting at their kids' baseball game over the rules"
my alcoholic step-dad getting home from work at 5pm when my mother doesnt have a martini ready for him at the door.
"Fellas can you keep it down, you are scaring the fish"
They should've stopped fighting once you threw a fish for them
V1: *Chilling*,the prime souls: *insert dio vs jotaro here*
Alternate Title: V1 catching fish while Sisyphus and Minos having Twitter(X) argument
I find it more funny that they’re fighting eachother rather than you 😭
going fishing but you brought the in laws
ineophobe reportedly caught forgetting how to get the stickfish
"BEE" - Sisyphus Prime
Bee 🐝🐝🐝
V1: a peaceful day to go fishin'
Gabriel: machine, minos and sisyphus are fighting rn
V1: i dont care, I NEED THE SIZE 2
I just imagine they are bickering while V1 figures out how to fish
Fishing with your drunk dad and granpa
normal couple argument and normal day in ultrakill and the most normal 5-S gameplay.
I could imagine all of them fishing together
But this is different and better.
"They just playing"
The way V1 reacts to them fighting makes me think they do this every day
V1 wants to live a quite life fishing and Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime had to show up and walk all over his nice clean evening with their dirty boots!
5-s but minos and sisyphus have a fishing competition
Fisting*
(they're fishing for each other's organs)
LMAO@@uwuowo214
this feels like v2 is no longer enjoying vacations
I thought it’d be having to dodge them as you fish but this is so much better
Perfect recreation of a wulver's life during Rome's invasion of Brittania.
Civilians of dragon ball when the Saiyan's invaded
fishing during the blood moon in terraria be like
Me playing video games while parents arguing in the background
V1 be like: "Don't mind me, just casually fishin' ova' here..."
hate when i go fishing and theres 2 random dudes arguing really loudly it really disturbs the peace
Dude was struggling for literal fish stick
I forgor 💀 I just hopped in and did it off memory
if v1 spared minos and sisyphus:
This is the secret ending if you P-Rank the whole game on the hardest difficulty.
Fishin' and a fight.
When the dead king fight the dead king
A married couple and their child
parents fighting in the background vibes
Ah, what a nice representation of a father taking his 2 children which are brothers, one of which is the older one to fish.
i just wanna fish for gods sake
V1: *Trying to fish in peace*
Prime Souls: *Having a “discussion” (That was reference to the comedic summary of all tomorrows)*
POV your parents are fighting in the background while you're failing to make fishsticks
my anxiety at any time
When you bring both your grandfather's fishing
Two alcoholic Grandpas were fighting for the last beer in the fridge be like:
0:46 “PREPARE THYSELF” the funny way
Crazy theyre wasting their time fighting when they could kiss, fr
thank you it was unexpectedly disturbing
Average Day in Detroit (your at the lakes fishing)
Average Florida Fishing trip.
now just imagine this with act 3 soul
That will soon be possible
from a distance it looks like a goddamn dbz brawl
this has that playing fishing simulator while my parents are arguing energy
I was expecting him to get chase by prime soul while fishing
I like how malicious face is a bait
its like the care free father fishing and both of his sons are fighting
"DIE!"
"Nice Try!"
5-S but parents divorce
Minos and Sisyphus keep fighting due no Size 2.
V1:
V1... The souls are here🐴
minos and sisyphus take a fishing trip
V1, the primes are here.
Minos and Sisyphus: * fighting *
V1: Let me fish in *PEACE* damnit.
Someone must animate this
Pov: You went fishing with your dad and old brother
The prime souls fighting over who gets the level 2 fish:
They were fighting for like 1+ day its crazy
"V1, the primes are here"