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"Did you just harem anime'd good creates things?"
That's just golden
I love when series like this grow into something identifiable with characters we can all recognize. It’s just so fun to see!
Mother Nature: God did you just make it summer? Just to see me in my bikini
God: yes
Mother Nature: well I’m just gonna make it extremely hot so people won’t go outside.
God: Me Damn it!
Thank you for the idea for the video
Thelillydachic You're gonna make a other nature creates?
i stared at "me damn it" for five minutes before i got the joke
Dude if god wanted to look at mother nature in a bathing suit or something, all he needed to do was play DD2 and look at the dryad.
Wonder if Nature in a swimsuit exists on deviant art...
*Mother nature creating coral reef*
MN: alright he told me to make “sponge brains underwater”???
MN: well... I guess I should use this swimsuit he gave me....
**in the bushes**
A: this is the best idea you ever had....
G: I know, now shut up...
MN: *thoughts inside of head* They really think I can't see them.. Now How to punish them for thinking they can mess with me, Mother Nature... Oh I know..
*created thunderstorm cloud, that floats over they're head*
A: COLD, Cold!!!
G: Oh.. Hi... Mother Nature, Didn't see you there..
MN: Uh hu... Now.. GET OUT!! I don't care if you are God, I am Mother Nature..You're lucky it was only rain.. instead of hail..
Wow Mother N really got a character now..
**raining**
H: WHY NATURE WHY!!
MN: I’m just doing my job...
H: DON’T DO YOUR JOB!!
MN: alright enjoy your new desert
H: what?
Hold on that’s a good situation with Mother N,
Imma make a situation with that
Good on you..As long as you don't mess with Nature you should be fine..
MN: You say something, mortal?
Me: O.O I'll have you know that I am no mere mortal, I am a sorcerer.. How..cruel..
MN: Oh.. Sorry, you all look the same.. Besides you're not immortal..
Me: ….I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.. Wait.. If you're here... Who's controlling the weather..???
MN: Oh, I knew I was forgetting something..
Me: ok I have no idea what’s going on but imma roll with it! Take this fish!
MN: w-wha?
*God creates glass*
G: Take a part of that wall.
O: Done.
G: Now make it so people can see through it.
O: Ok, it's clear.
G: No, clearer.
O: Ok, now you can barely see the wall though.
G: EVEN. CLEARER!
O: ALRIGHT you can't see the wall anymore.
G: Now make doors out of it.
O: But then how will you know if it's clos- oh...
*evil laughter in the distance*
lowkey loki glass is not a natural thing, it is human made so not valid
Oh right because all of the other ones totally happened.
God is possessed anyways
G: Oh and make birds run into at full speed
A: But why
G: Cause that will be freaking hilarious
A: You need some serious help
G: Haha good joke now...
Vysair Glass can form when a ligthningbolt hit's sand
God creates butterflies
G: *creeps up by owen's bed*
G: *whispers* hey
O: AHHH SH-
G: I have an idea!
O: ITS FRICKIN 2 IN THE MORNING!
G: JUST DO IT!
O: *Sigh* alright, what do ya got?
G: Remember those things with a hundred legs.
O: ...Mhm
G: give them only six legs
O: okay
G: And slap wings on the adults.
G: No no no! Not the feather ones, the paper ones.
O: ...
G: make it so they have to melt themselves inside of a hard shell of themselves to become adults
O: ... How?!
G: As for the babies...
O: oh no
G: MAKE THEM EAT SO MUCH YOU CAN HEAR THEM POOP!
O: ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS! NO MORE BEDTIME ALCOHOL FOR YOU!
KewlKreations G: And make some of them cannibals and poisonous!
Oiral I. Nuzum A: GO TO SLEEP!
KewlKreations
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Houston Laing there's a really long story behind it all... XD but seriously, google it, its true
@@javasscripts3181 what the literal hell :satin: what is it :me: this post!
God Creating Books:
G: So Owen, you remember the Bible?
O: Uh yeah.
G: I really liked the way it was made. Make it so people can write their own stories and ideas for people to read.
O: This sounds nice. What's the catch?
G: Not much of one. People can write whatever they want so.... How twisted it is is their fault.
O: You made something.... *normal?*
G: I suppose.
O: .....
G: Are you okay.
O: More than okay!
G: .....
(100's of years later)
G: OWEN! BARTLEBY! WHY ARE MY BOOKS SO UNDERAPPRECIATED?!?!
BOOKS NEED MORE LOVE
because humans took those books, and then made really shitty digital versions that can now be written and read by literally anybody, even people who really shouldn't be allowed to write
Rhiannon Smudge you are 100% correct....
Avery BigMess
So sorry.
(After God creates humans)
Angel: what have you done....
God: at least we have anime.
OMG 😂
Perfect
True
Facts my guy
OMG Mother Nature In A Swimsuit?!? XD I Bet The God And Owen Angel Has A Crush On Mother Nature!
Sweetie Chica Geek
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Hi, I'm Mother Nature
Hi I'm Mother Nature Creates
Thelillydachic Uhhhhh Mother Nature... I Can Explain... XDDD
TheB29Bomber Ahhhhh.... Ok Then. 👌😙✨
MOTHER NATURE CREATES IS CONFIRMED, VIDEO WILL BE OUT SOON
Thelillydachic I'd think she would be more like a menager. Like have all the s*** God makes work in one place or time. xD example: dinosaurs can't co-exist exist with humans or something like that so she menages all this stuff.
Thelillydachic You're gonna make a other nature creates?
I am actually, yes.
well that is what you think, many people love the idea and that's what I'm planning on.
Not yet, bro
God Creates Allergies (FEAT. Satan)
God: So, you know all the food and plants and stuff?
Angel: Yea.?
God: Make them have certain things that can cause humans and animals to react negatively to it. Like sneezing, coughing, rashes, ect.
Angel: But.. Why..?
Satan: YOU SHOULD ALSO MAKE IT ABLE TO BE DEADLY TO SOME!
God: Huh.. For once I like your idea Satan
Devil: YES
Angel: Whhhhyyyyy...
Second Angel: Did I just see God get an idea from Satan and l-like it…. What is this world coming too...???
[Insert comment about the awesomeness of peanut butter here]
I couldn't think of how to say it... I just knew it needed to be said.
Chi Sorcerer
Oh no.
It's been this way for ages.
You ever seen Sodom and Gomorrah?
actually Mother Nature is the one aka me creating Allergies
Thelillydachic
Mother Nature controls the plants/animal hair/whatever, but if God made the people, we could probably get away with blaming him for allergies.
Then again, I'm an atheist, so I can't blame God.
G:Owen I need to tell you something
O:Yeah
G:I'm your father
O:I KNOW THAT YOU CREATED ME
G:That's it your grounded go to your room
O:....*groans and mumbles words*
G:What did you say don't make me get your mother
O: *RUNS TO ROOM SCREAMING IN TERROR*
Hope you like this Pat I thought of it when God said "Have you seen your brother" and pointed at Lucifer
This is so me with my mom tho so God would be my mom and then Owens mom would be my dad and Owen would be me LOL
Good
Libby GalaxyGirl my name is owen
Libby GalaxyGirl who's Owen?
GOGOGO
God creating Lucifer:
G: Alright, so you know how you guys are angels?
A: ...uh, yeah?
G: Okay so we're gonna make just oooonee more.
A: Ok but why?
G: BECAUSE I WANT TO
A: sigh, Alright fine then
G: Good! So, this guy's going to be much better looking than you losers.
A: wow rude but ok
G: he gonna be like the best looking angel EVER! Chiseled jaw, tall, deep brown eyes...
A: you're drooling
G: OH right. Also give him my sense of humor
A: * sobbing * WHHHYYYYYYY
*Later...*
A: uhh, hey God?
G: * dreamily, thinking about Lucifer * yeah...
A: that angel we made earlier?
G: what about him?
A: has starting a rebellion
G: awww how cute
A: and he said that your face was ugly
G: LUCIFER
L: wassup
G: * crying * I'm sorry, but you have to go.
L: bu-
G: JUST GO
God just wanted a boyfriend
A: Its always the hot ones who are psychos. You should know this god, you made that cliche. And all other cliches. Cliches exist because of you, and that cliche turned against you! How does it feel God? HOW DOES IT FEEL?
This masterpiece deserves way more likes.. Like Wow..
This is glorious
Lottie see
God giving us the ability to cry
Owen: Hey God. We got a problem. The humans are beginning to have pent up emotions and are basically tearing each other apart.
God: hmmmm. Okay I've got this. Okay so let's give the people something kind of cool.
Owen: *mumbles* therapy?
God: so let's take the eyes.
Owen: oh no.
God: and give them the ability to produce water. I'll call it... uh.. crying. But make it so that your eyes water up and you look like complete hell. Oh and make it so that it happens when a emotion is really strong. OH OH and make it so that it's also associated with allergies so that people question whether or not your crying or its just allergies.
Owen: wait even that Tom Hiddleston guy?
God: NO! I TOLD YOU. WE LEAVE THE PUPPY ALONE HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED.
God making Glass Doors
G: So you know how humans walk into their houses with these doors?
O: ...yes?
G: Okay, make that, but you can see through it.
O: Alright? Not the weirdest thing you'v-
G: Also make it so birds and certain people just walk into them.
O: (Breathes deeply and whispers) You know, that's not even the weirdest decision you've ever made.
God creating nihilism:
God: ok, y'know what? I'm bored just take every single bad thing i've ever made, multiply it X100 and make it a personality trait
Owen: seriously?
God: yes, Owen, seriously
Angel: I REFUSE to do this
God: you'd rather have Bartleby do it?
Bartleby: do what?
Owen:...fine.
Bartleby: ?
Owen: you don't wanna know
THAT'S NOT HOW NIHILISM WORKS.
The idea of nihilism is: "The thought that nothing matters or has a meaning"
That doesn't mean that nihilist people have depression, they just see life as meaningless.
If god makes all the 'good' stuff with a weird catch, can't satan make a bunch of 'bad' stuff with a good catch? Or else it's just the same joke
so like satan would instead be like "invent a danger bird that can turn it's head all the way around, it's eyes glow, it's silent, and can make a horrifying screaming sound"
"but it's also cute and fuzzy"
Yay Owen!!! We love you Owen! (Well... we love to torture you by forcing you to do your job.... same thing.)
he probably hates us
Cyver
No doubt there.
God creates wind
God: so make this really nice thing that ruffles through your hair and makes you feel nice
Angel: ok, so far so good
God: make it feel cool on the skin and calm people down
Angel: this is looking good
God: now make giant versions of it spinning around really fast and causing destruction wherever it goes
Angel: wwhhhyyyyyyyyy!!!
God: because I feel like it, now go get me my 5 millennia energy
Angel: yes sir
5 millennia energy.....
Avery BigMess
The power of 500 raging black holes for the first 15 centuries.
(God creating the multiverse)
God: lucifer, what are you doing?
Satan: well I saw a minor flaw with your creations and I thought i should go ahead and fix it.
God: what are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with it.
Satan: oh yeah? Have a look.
God: *looks down at the universe* HOLY SWEET MARY JOSEPHINE!
Satan: told ya. There's too many humans in one spot. How the hell did this even happen?
God: how should i know?!
Satan: YOU'RE GOD, DAMNIT! THINK OF SOMETHING!
god: OK, OK!
*8 minutes later*
God: 💡I GOT IT! *snaps His fingers* There! Ya happy?
Satan: well, yeah, but... it's just the same universe over and over again. How's that going to help?
God: hmmm...good point. How about this! We'll add all the ideas we can think of for each new universe, that way it won't be the exact same thing every time. You can go ahead and take one universe and do whatever uou want with it, and i'll do the same with another and so on. Deal?
Satan: ...you're a fucking GENIUS! DEAL!
Which one are we?
@@RayzaRose the debugging one
@@TheLuckySpades all of them is the debugging one tho
God creating social anxiety:G: Hmm... Oh!A: What now...?G: Right. You know socializing?A: *sighs* Yes.G: Make some people have a complete mental breakdown when it happens.A: Wha... Why?!?G: NO QUESTIONS!A: O-okay.... G: Also make it feel like EVERYBODY is watching and judging the person.A: *confused and angry noises*
Ahh mobile w h y
„Oh and, throw it to the people in California, I’m sure they’ll go nuts I’ve it!“ DONT YOU MEAN...... SEEDS :P?
The creation of the Sahara desert:
**raining**
Human: WHY NATURE WHY!!
Mother Nature: I’m just doing my job
H: WELL STOP IT ITS WET AND COLD
MN: alright fine, enjoy this desert.
H: w..what?
*God creating the angel who would become Lucifer*
God: Y'know how I kinda "programmed" all of you instead of giving you complete autonomy?
Angel: A weird thing to bring up in the middle of creating, but yes.
God: I think I'm gonna make one of you who's programmed to try and rebel against me.
Angel: ... Why?
God: I need someone to take care of the other place since I'm managing this one.
Angel: Why not just make an angel programmed to perform duties in Hell?
God: This amuses me more.
Angel: _sighing deeply_ Of course it does.
(Retroactive Realization: If any of what God said is true, that would mean he specifically created Owen to question his decisions on creation)
Okay, and Bartleby?..... What. About. Bartleby??
@@otterpopgames7 probably the same thing as owen.
[God creating a jackalope]
G: remember those fluffy things that hop?
A: ugh...you mean rabbits
G: hmmm...didn’t I name them bunnies?
A: sigh those are different animals (you were drunk) anyways yes
G: (I’m always drunk) well I want you to take those and smoosh em together with an antelope
A: why must you ruin some so adorable
G: DO IT!
A: sigh dare I ask...anything else?
G: Oh yes the humans I create will shoot them any put their heads on display like trophies
A: sigh why...why god?
G: We shall create a name...JACKALOPE
A: that’s it...I’m done
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I know that’s why it’s funny
To clarify I was the "SovietWomble" user. Please have common sense Womble does not have Discord.
Edit: I'm surprised people come back to this.
Edit 2: Jesus Christ you guys packed up a lot on the replies lmao.
...How could you do this, you monster!
Rip
@@Wanderiing
Probably.
Not probably. DEFINITELY.
MrNoobly You're fucking great
God creating videogames
God: Alright, you know that machines humans made?
Angel: Computer?
God: What if we give them an idea to use them for leisure.
Angel: New games for them, I like it.
God: Now Make people who play them have a reputation as antisocial and violent.
Angel: WHO HURT YOU?!.
@Granddad Fleenstone
in mine case (Croatia)
it would be something like
G: "Give it some nice beaches and bunch of islands"
A:"ok"
G:"Than some mountains and fertile plains"
A: "Oh a bit of everything, Nice. Who'll live there?"
G: "Mmmm IDK some Slavs with an identity crisis and a national complex of less worth "
A: " Say what now?"
G: "And make them obsessed with history"
A:" aaaaand, he's gone"
G: "Oh and very VERY corrupt government"
A: " *sigh* how corrupt? "
G: "Rich people literally getting away with murder even after admitting their guilt"
A: " You really are crazy, Ok I'm sending this ne into works and..."
G: "did I say I was done?"
A: "... I guess not"
G: "make them obsessed with me"
A: "Of. Course!"
bartleby and owen having a coversation out of work is what i want to see
B: Owen I just wanna leave.
O: Bartleby you will get in trouble!
B: Yes but that is a risk I am willing to take.
O: Then I am coming with you no buts about it!
B: When should we go?
O:NOW!
G:Make a plant
A: Okay.
G: Make it survive almost anything and spread like crazy.
A: Kay...
G: Make it grow basically everywhere.
A: Anything more specific?
G: Fine! Make it cure a bunch of deseases, do stuff like pull poison and even radioactivity from the human body when eaten or drank as a tea.
A: A really useful medical plant that is hard to ill and grows everywhere? SOUNDS AWESOME!!!
G: And give it a high neutrition value?
A: So a food plant too?
G: I ment a high neutrition value. like crazy high. So Humans could eat just that and nothing else and be perfectly fine.
A: There is a catch, right? Thare's always a catch...
G: Make barely any humans know about any of that and make them think that the Plant is a Pest and have them try and fail to get it out of their gardens.
A: I knew it...
G: Oh! And make it itch and burn when it touches bare skin.
A: ... I hate you.
TheBeastCH nettles?
Weeds?
Nettles. Yes.
Mhm, just making sure. I think you might have slightly overhyped it, but it is indeed a great herb.
What would we do without god to create *things*
We'd probably live in a better place to be honest
[Saturday in heaven Owen, & Bartleby make something]
O: Okay how hard can this be, if god can do it, then we can.
B: Okay. Hmmmm
O: Okay...I got it. Let's take this nut, and not make it a nut.
B: Okay...Oh let's fill it with healthy oils for people.
O: Yea, when the humans grind it up it will taste even better.
B: YEA AND IF THE HUMANS EAT IT WHEN THEY ARE TOO YOUNG THEY WILL GET ALLERGIC TO IT
O: AND DIE!
O, & B: ...Oh god we are just like him...ahhhhhhh!!!
Volk551 God rubbed off a bit on them!
He needs to use this one.
What item are you talking about.
Don Flamingo peanuts
@@sinonslife4812 ohhhhhhhhh
1:46
YASSSS!!!!!!!!
Avery BigMess I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE! I like it.
Avery BigMess I think you mean “YASSS,” honey.
^w^
Avery BigMess YEET
Jonathan Sports Wtf is the difference? YASSSS!!!!!
(God creating fish)
G: Alright I wanna put some things in the ocean, let's go.
A: I hope it's not like those aquatic danger noodles again.
G: nah, we're going to do something completely different. So, make them have all different body shapes
A: this is so much effort.
G: make them colourful and scaly, with pretty fins.
A: sounds like something the humans would like as pets.
G: make some of them incredibly aggressive, and make sure some of them have a death wish.
A: uhh
G: make them eat each other.
A: like other types?!
G: yeah, that and their friends and family as well. Oooh oooh, also make them try to eat the children they've literally just given birth to.
A: What the actual fuck!!?? What happened to parental instinct!?
G: Also put some of them so deep in the ocean that there's never any light, and make em look scary as fuck.
A: I wanna go back to the pretty and scaly....
G: MASSIVE TEEEEETH!! :D
God creating aliens
G: ok you remember those humans
A:yea (what messed up shit are u gonna do know)
G: make them really weird looking and not understand memes and jokes and stuff that normal humans do
A: ok but how-
G:KNOW PUT THEM IN SPACE BUT THEN COME TO EARTH AND PEOPLE BE SCARED OF THEM UNTIL THEY LEARN THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH CHILDREN
A:wha- I - don't WHAT!
G
RainbowSweetcake
..... this is a nod to the space Ork series isn't it?
*God creates Steven Universe*
G: Lesbian space rocks.
A: Uh... could you say that again?
G: *LESBIAN SPACE ROCKS.*
A:Ok...
God creating Fetish artists
G: Alright. Remeber when we made kinks a thing?
O: ....Sadly yes.
G: Make people that create art so people will be able to have fun with kinks without having a partner.
O: So like that torture thing without actual torture?.. Alright where's the catch?
G: Make some of them really good at drawing and no one recognise their skill because they draw kinks
O: Uh... Kinda mean but could be worse-
G: And make them create a whole bunch of new kinks that would be nearly impossible to actually exist in real life.
O: .... I got a bad feeling about this..
G: Like, people literally wanting to be eaten!
O: *Longinly looks down to hell* Why did i come back again?
Reminder that Satan was the one who taught us what's good and bad
Shada I feel like in the series God should create all the things and leave out the bad details, and then have another section where Satan adds the weird/bad things.
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER. Tartarus creates.
Faic Legion That's a totally different religion. 😂 I can't say I don't like the idea though!
Praise Satan, he's our true lord and saviour
ALEXANDRIA SERGENT tbh that's the truest thing I've heard all day
God creating Snake from MGS
God: This world needs more undercover operatives named after danger noodles.
Angel: NO!!! NO MORE DANGER NOODLES!!!
God: * IT'S EITHER DANGER NOODLES OR JOHN CENA ANIMALS, ME DAMMIT!!*
Angel: o-okay, Danger noodles it is.
Angel: (under breath) why did I agree to do this again?
Bartleby: you never really did, you just showed up one day unannounced and wouldn't leave.
God creates the continents
Angel: After millions of years of sculpting, Pangaea was finally created! Perfe-
God: I hate it
Angel: WHAT?
God: It just doesn’t look aesthetically pleasing to me. Let’s break it into different parts
Angel: B-B-But that took millions and millions of years for me and nature to create!!! I worked hard on this! That’s not fai-
God: *ARE YOU FORGETTING WHO CREATED YOU?!?!*
Angel: Ok... Ok... As you wish
God: let’s make the very northern part become Eurasia
Angel: Got it
God: Nah, scratch that. Name the western part Europe, while the Eastern part will be named Asia!
Angel: But they’re both one continent, won’t that be confusing?
God: Yeah lol
Angel: *sigh* fine....
God: make the land below Asia become North America
Angel: Yes sir
God: The Eastern Chunk will go below North America. Let’s call it.... South America
Angel: What a very creative name... -_-
God: *WhAt WaS tHaT?!?!*
Angel: Nothing! Nothing...
God: As I was saying... Make that Western chunk become Africa and connect to Arabia!
Angel: Ok, sure
God: And make the Northern part of Africa a completely inhospitable desert
Angel: WHAT?!?! WHY?!?!
God: Are you surprised at this point?
Angel: Fair enough... Ok, and we’ve discussed Antarctica before so we don’t need to go there. What else?
God: Oh! Make a land bridge between Asia and North America
Angel: As you wish
God: And then have it submerge into the ocean later on
Angel: *WTF?!?! WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?!?!*
God: lol idk
Angel: You are one messed up- never mind. Either way that should be it. It will take a while for the tectonic plates to shift into the correct spots. What would you like to do in the mean time?
God: Kill off the dinosaurs
Angel: That sounds like fu- wait, what?
*casts meteor to crash into the Earth*
Mother Nature: Hey guys, where did the loud explosion come fro- *WTF*
God: Hey nature, do you like the changes I made
Mother Nature: *WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY HARD WORK?!?! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PANGAEA?*
God: Well, I did some thinking, and aren’t reptiles lame? Wouldn’t it be so much cooler if weird rodent things took over the world?
Mother Nature: *ALL MY HARD WORK, DESTROYED, FOR SOME RODENTS?!?!*
God: They’ll create dank memes
Mother Nature: ...........................I’m in
Angel: You two are some sick motherfuckers...
(God creating Ohio)
G: place it in America
A: Ok
G: make the people fairly Normal
A: Got it
G: And the Weather is Super Bipolar in Winter
A: What the Fu-
Alan Bridges as someone from Ohio I can say that's about right.
God: for the last time Lucifer we are not putting in a torture chamber, lava pit, or corpse piles, this is heaven not a dungeon
Lucifer: you know what screw this outfit I’m going solo
G: what!?
L: you heard me
G: oh come on Lucy, don’t be a no bro, bro
L: and stop calling me Lucy I’m changing my name you damn it, something like Beelzebub or Satan maybe the devil, and I’m going to start my own after life, with blackjack and hookers, and and I’m going to torture like everyone
G: oh yah well I’m going to put in roller coasters and a buffet
S: ...
G: oh and you get all the a**holes that die
S: fine by me I wouldn’t have it any other way, see you at the apocalypse
G: fine see you there
“Sorry, Big S!”
“No problem, Big G!”
I... what...
I cant stop laughing!
Right, I'm early.
nOw WhAt Do I dO?!
Dr. Badtimes Panic
Who else wants to see Mother Nature in a bikini?
RC Networks Oh you mean Earth-chan?
Okay for that last one he didn't only do that for guys I mean, for us girls sometimes our boobs hurt when not even touched smh it is living hell😳 but that isn't even the worst part....girls that read this I think you know what I'm talking about.... *every single month*
Bartelby shouldn't know about the werewolf thing!
ah! yes sorry i forgot!
It's ok! Just don't tell him. We should preserve his innocence for as long as possible.
Okay then it shall stay a secret.
I wonder what Bartelby's doing right now. Hopefully not reading this string of comments. If you are, DON'T READ INTO IT!
I’m actually very happy the mistranslation part was added. Thanks Pat for putting that in and thank you Donut for writing it. ‘Preciate it. 😊🏳️🌈
Satan making the Fiat Multipla:
S: I got an idea for a car
D: Yes?
S: Take a small 5 door and make it maneuverable in and outside the city
D:Ok...
S: Make it cheap so that the people can buy it
D: Your highness, this doesn't soun-
S: I'M NOT FINISHED
D: ...my apologies
S: and make it look like a spider with a big forehead with a double chin so it will be the ugliest car in the world and people can't make it look ok even putting on aftermarket parts but they will make it worse!
D: Right away!
God creating peanut worms
God: Let's make something new!
Angel: Oh no...
God: How about a new deep sea creature? Yeah, that sounds good
Angel: Let's just get this over with
God: OK, take a worm, and make it semi-transparent
Angel: Hmm. Not the weirdest thing you've had me do.
God: Now, make its body 2 millimeters to 72 centimeters long
Angel: That's kinda... You know what, nevermind, it's gonna get more messed up, isn't it?
God: Get rid of its face.
Angel: I knew it
God: Now, for the finishing touch!
Angel: * bracing himself *
God: MAKE IT LOOK JUST LIKE A DICK! AND ANY THAT DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE HALF INFLATED CONDOMS
Angel: * drinking bleach *
God: Now, let's put you in...
AUSTRALIA, BECAUSE OF COURSE IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN MONSTROSITY!
Was that my man S O V I E T W O M B L
4:20 AYYY IT'S WOMBLE!
(P.S I know It's a fake account, believe it or not. I editted this comment just to state that.)
ThatHumanNox it's a fake account
I know. It's so easy to fake someone else.
Change your name and avatar. Easy.
[God makes Japan]
God: Alright, time to make a new country.
Angel: Okay.. so what kinda country is it?
God: Make it so they're really artsy and crafty.
Angel: Noted..
God: Next, make it so that every person that was born there look like a carbon copy of eachother.
Angel: Uh.. alright, so far it doesn't seem too weird.
God: Make it so that their folktales are full of weirdly shaped monsters.
Angel: Oh, that's nice.
God: Make it so that most of the guys there are suicidal enough to cut their guts open.
Angel: Wait-- what?
God: And also make it so that the leaders likes to behead people, bend their bodies and puts their beheaded head ontop of it.
Angel: Jesus, why??
God: Oh, and they also have weird kinks. Let's see... Something like a tentacle porn, slimy and wet.
Angel: Oh, god..
God: Oh, and also make it so they'd create the biggest mistake humanity ever made.
Angel: Like what?
God: I don't know, something like illustrated people with overly huge tits? Or something like fuckable cats?
Angel: Alright, time to stop. *Puts down pen and paper*
God creating the Water Temple Level:
He didn't, that was Satan.
WAIT SOVIETWOMBLE IS IN HERE? WELL DANG, IM KIINDA IN
I saw that too
god creates the doomsday round
Retr0Active i kinda figured it was fake since the didnt have a role, because i figured that they would havr given him a role regardless of anything.
This comment was made before the pinned comment.
Someone is gonna be salty. Get the fries.
EXCEPT a part of the female body that starts with a c has double the amount of nerves in it and yet is on the outside
L.a. Rus clitoris
Mother Nature creating Deadly Nightshade berries-
MN: You, angel... Bartleby was it?
A: yes ma'am.
MN: ok then... remember those berries God made? Make them poisonous.
A: (oh jeez) h-how so ma'am?
MN: make it so that anyone who consumes them develops headaches, rashs, flushing, severe dizziness, fatigue, dilated pupils-
A: I think that's enough....
MN: DID I SAY I WAS DONE? *ahem* add hallucinations, loss of balance and death if you eat too many.
A: ....great. What are you gonna name it?
MN: pfft, name it something really emo like nightshade.
-1:53-- DONUT’S ICON = A MOOD-
2:35 / D’aawwwww you have no idea how much I wanna give Owen a hug right now
Hellos!!
Southpark Lyfe
I keep seeing you
Hey there! ✋
Hey Craig Lol
We need more devil creates stuff! I love the man.
"Big G" is what he calls god
I love you keep up this amazing channel
God creates Weather:
G: Hey, Owen
O: Yeah?
G: Can you ask Mother Nature to come over
O: What form
G: Nothing just wanna "hangout" with her, nothing crazy
O: . . . I have my eye on you. . .
4:12 ayyyyy it's womble
Adding to the avocado one
G: Also make sure it goes bad in LITERALLY ONE MINUTE.
y e s
God calling Bartleby adorable made my whole day. This smile ain't coming off.
I so ship Satan and his devil like so much
Oh god I have been having such a tough month but these silly videos always make me smile and somehow I always feel better after even if it's just for a bit. Thanks
I think I'm blocked from discord :< .... no one told me why though
Gee I wonder why? Lol.
well if it was my Dark humor, It was in the #DarkHumor before it was removed. IF someone would ahve warned me not to put out jokes like that, I'd apologize and stop
I'm just joshin' ya m8. I'm sure ya'v got your reasons.
This is why you follow the "man shall not sleep with man" rule.
I love going on the server and just reading through the different pitch chats. God Creates Things and Humans are Space Orcs are definitely my favorites! Maybe try reading through the puns chat for a video? It get's funny in there.
*lets make it very very delicious for asians*
Hang on, let me just replace this here
*Lets make it very very delicious for Malaysians*
I should have put malaysians..
Tho i hate durian even tho im malaysian LOL
owo you
Indonesians are gay over it
"Eye sweating" has to be up there with danger noodles for the greatest thing to come out of this series.
1:25 XD
I love Owen like God loves making the creating angles suffer when making things
Bartleby is an icon and i love him
so is owen
pssst
God vapes
The typical heart shape is 2 real hearts together. My friend found this out and used it for a project.
I’m a Christian and I find this to be hilarious 😂
That very last part with either a male human or Owen just screaming was hilarious!!
Lmao that ending xD it's perfect
Is that the real womble?
somebody once told me what do you mean?
Nvm
"If we do this right, we might be able to see MotherNature in a swimsuit" lmfao
HAREM ANIME GOD CREATES THINGS
Also on Durian
Make sure that some random country (singapore) makes a building based off it
SOVIET WOMBLE
Mother nature: HUMANS DARE TO TEAR DOWN MY FORESTS? Its definetley North America's fault again. *tornado slides past*
Oh my gosh yes!
That angel is underpaid, minimum wage is gonna turn them insane
I see you Soviet womble.....
somebody once told me well darn, thanks for the info😌
I love how Soviet wamble did the mariana trench one
49 views, 140 likes, wait... who disliked this?
Owen and Bartleby.
Question for Bartleby
How are you not already done with god bullcrud already? Are you friend's with Owen, and in your spare time do you try to fix what god created or what god told you to create?
BDSM! BDSM! BDSM!
MORE BDSM
Marc TM YES!!
God creates BDSM
G: So you remember those kinks I made a while back
A: Yeah..
G: Make it a lifestyle for some people..
A: Okay..
G: Make it stand for Bondage, Domination, Submission and Masochism
A: But what does that even..
G: I'll make those words mean something another time!! Just do your job!!
A: O-okay..??
*Oh Did you think that meant something different.. Oh.. Um... Don't look up what I have it stand for...Umm...Shoot I didn't think that one through..*
Who was expecting a jump-scare at the start since the screen was blank for 29 seconds.
Is that actually Soviet?
165 views, 175 likes...
Your videos are TOO amazing
cool
Patiently awaiting for you to get your own show on Adult Swim. You would be AWESOME doing voice over for the right cartoon. Yassss!
Don't put Xenophos24 in the corner. They're funny. 👍
The durian is hard to open. Back in Vietnam, they weren’t usually frozen. Here, family and I have to let it thaw, and literaly cHOP IT OPEN WITH A BIG KNIFE.
God creates butterfly’s
God: Do you know flys?
A: uh yea
G: You know butter?
A: yea why?
G: well I thought of something to make the people like outdoors
A: okay well what is it?
G: A butterfly!
A: that doesn’t sound bad!
G: make it fly on flowers!
A: this is sounding great!
G: Oh and make it kill humans to the touch
A: OM- ya know what, let’s just go with that