from this point onward, rather than using the phrase "oh my god", I'm going to say "oh my g-force" b/c IM A STRANGE HECKIN AUTISTIC POTATO THAT DONT CURSE (just saying I ACTUALLY do have mild autism, and you'd better believe I'm proud of it!!!!!)
02:24 *"don't let the the balloon touch the floor" flashbacks* Everyone was screaming... ...I can still hear them... I can still hear them today... They were all screaming..!! *Don't let it drop!! Don't let it touch the floor!!!* I...I couldn't do it...
4:50 This is no laughing matter. How dare they make jokes about these fine cats earning their living. No doubt they went to a specialized school to learn how to operate such delicate machinery, medical school, no less. These highly trained doctors were distracted from their important work, all for the sake of a joke. Taking pictures near this machinery will ultimately just ruin the results of the Cat-scan
4:50 at my mom's old job (it was also an office) there were 3 cats and a scratching post structure for them. If I didn't have school I would go to her work and play with them. Her boss was nice. He gave me 10 bucks...he sadly passed recently...but CATS
0:46 Actually I think that it is an alligator. It's got a U shaped mouth and you can't see it's teeth. Crocodiles have a V shaped mouth and their teeth stick out
[God makes hamsters] G. Hey, I got a great idea A. Sigh* What is it this time ? G. Ok get a mouse A. Ok G. Now make it's tail short and stubby A. Ok then... G. Now make it have soft fur and make it super adorable A. Ok..... whats the catch ? A. Let me guess, Poison saliva, deadly claws, brain controling powers just tell me already G. Umm... make it so that they look like cute ass dream muffins whenever they eat food A. Oh a good thing for once and here i thought it was gonna be something terri- G. Grins* now make it have a life span of only 2 years A. ... Angel leaves room* Distant screaming in the background*
All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle All these squares make a circle
4:06 according to most works of fiction, the 12 year olds at your local middle school should have saved the world from an impeding evil apocalypse at least once by now...
"The worst disappointment in life is when a good show comes out with a bad episode" Me: IM LOOKING AT YOU STEVEN UNIVERSE WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST WAS THAT ROCKNALDO CRAP?!?!
1:33 do people know how eyes work? Being invisible = being blind I can imagine this person trying to beat up a mime and accidentally beat the shit out of a random person XD
Rebbecathewolf - "In a normal eye, the light rays come to a sharp focusing point on the retina. The retina functions much like the film in a camera. The retina receives the image that the cornea focuses through the eye's internal lens and transforms this image into electrical impulses that are carried by the optic nerve to the brain." That's how our eyes work. If you were invisible then light would just pass through you, it wouldn't go to your eyes and you wouldn't be able to see
Ok the “Training Mode” is super accurate Also in some of these readings, you sounded like John Mulaney, then Jontron, and I could have sworn I heard Danny Sexbang at one point
You should try 'don't let the balloon touch the floor' but hit the balloon with two other sausage balloons I've mastered it... nearly. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, SEYMOUR-SAMA?
4:11 nah mate I get pissed when a fictional character the same age as me has the athletic build that I'm working for. Just so you know I'm already in good shape but I could be better
A video like this, where you just sit and enjoy all the different voices and then the goose comes around and you have to pause because you are laughing, really makes my day.
I had to stay late after school, and was walking past an elementary school on my walk home. I was watching this, and it wasn't my smartest idea. So many parents glared at me as I walked by. I have the worst luck as whenever I went by there was a swear.
2:20 WAIT THATS AN ACTUAL GAME!? All this time I thought I made it up! I only thought this cause when I asked people if they wanted to play it they where like “wtf is that” idk if they where stupid or I was!
So i was at school right and the music was going and the circle of life thing was in perfect sync with the music playing over the p.a system FUCKING MAGIC
I remember four months ago, my introduction to this channel was really unusual, seeing as this was the first video I saw and the first I thing I hear was “Fifty Shades of Blue”.
I like how the video abruptly ends with Seymour sobbing
Angel The Pirate me too, and i kinda wanted to go and comfort him
No
This motivates me to watch til the end
I never knew the words "diddily diddily" Could ever be uttered in such a menacing manner. I'm impressed
Ominous organ music
Hitaliho neighborino
IM ONLY TWENTY SECONDS IN AND NOW ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS THIS SHOULD I CONTINUE TO WATCH THIS GODDAMNED VIDEO
Edit: not what I was expecting
Only if you're Ned Flanders.
*I'M SORRY, BUT THERE IS **_NOTHING_** MORE INTENSE THAN DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR.*
crystal bubbles YES. Also... FAIRY TAIL FOR LIIIIIFE. 👆❤
crystal bubbles THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
Also 3:03 is one of my personal favorites in the entire series
YASSSSSSSS FAIRY TAIL!!!
Try me
Can I skip college, skip job, die and just join the skeleton war?
I just realised I'm talking about suicide..
I stg this comment better make it into a future video about Seymour's comments.
This is feels like something that would actually appear in PM seymour turmblr posts lmao
(Grabs noose) Ok, here goes nothing!
Mood
1:50 "I can paint with all the colours of your ignorance"
Now that is what call a *savage*
Mimi Angel does that mean thier ignorance is gay?
*”SaVaGeS”*
🎶*Theeey're SAVAGES! SAVAGES! Barely even human*🎶 Sorry, couldn't resist.
@@servantprincess3079 UNDERNEATH IT ALL WE'RE JUST SAVAGES HIDDEN BEHIND SHIRTS TIES AND MARRIAGES XDDD sorry
@@DpDepresso Truth is in us all, cradle to the grave
We're just animals still learning to behave
*What the french toast* is now my everyday swear.
Salvatore D'Amico me too XD
Salvatore D'Amico
*SAME*
Salvatore D'Amico ned Flandres.
Salvatore D'Amico Me and my friend use potato cereal
*_don't ask_*
I have a friend who says that.
Each one of these episodes represents one of the Seven Deadly Sins
FandomTrash93 care to explain?
Conor Merrill They’re all lust tbh
Then which one would be sloth, envy, pride, gluttony, greed and wrath(anger)?
More like the 7 heavenly virtues😇😇😇😇
The 8th one will most likely be the 8th circle of hell which is basically satans frozen ass balls...
I'm not even kidding 0-0
“What the French toast”
I’m using this now lol
Fedora
Me too lol
But mostly cause I started learning French
Same
Lol, you can also say fructose or fruitcake.
from this point onward, rather than using the phrase "oh my god", I'm going to say "oh my g-force" b/c IM A STRANGE HECKIN AUTISTIC POTATO THAT DONT CURSE
(just saying I ACTUALLY do have mild autism, and you'd better believe I'm proud of it!!!!!)
What the Fedora!
Oh my Gotdang!
Oh Shotglass!
My Ned Flanders!
You Bench!
02:24
*"don't let the the balloon touch the floor" flashbacks*
Everyone was screaming...
...I can still hear them... I can still hear them today...
They were all screaming..!!
*Don't let it drop!! Don't let it touch the floor!!!*
I...I couldn't do it...
*you failed us.*
*Why did you let it hit the floor? Why didn't you listen, you failed us, you killed us all.*
4:50
This is no laughing matter. How dare they make jokes about these fine cats earning their living. No doubt they went to a specialized school to learn how to operate such delicate machinery, medical school, no less. These highly trained doctors were distracted from their important work, all for the sake of a joke. Taking pictures near this machinery will ultimately just ruin the results of the
Cat-scan
God damnit
Get out
U hyped that up for a cat pun.
....
YOU COME IN TO *MY* HOUSE
4:50 at my mom's old job (it was also an office) there were 3 cats and a scratching post structure for them. If I didn't have school I would go to her work and play with them. Her boss was nice. He gave me 10 bucks...he sadly passed recently...but CATS
IzzieRM32 rest in spaghetti, never forghetti. ~^~
Derpy dergan NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS YOU LAZY BONES
RIP to the nice man who gave you money
WHY YOU DIDN'T CALIBRATE YOUR PUZZLES!?
0:46
Actually I think that it is an alligator.
It's got a U shaped mouth and you can't see it's teeth.
Crocodiles have a V shaped mouth and their teeth stick out
Exactly! That was bothering me a lot the first time I watched this, but not everyone knows the exact difference.
Nah, I'm pretty sure the turtles said they were water horses...
Oh my God, WHO THE HELL CARES?
Stop useing logic lol
Cupcake The Night Fury wooooooshhh
diddily
*diDDILY*
gabriel williams no dip dude
that was the joke...
That SpongeBob impression tho
Mya Riddick rIGHT??
WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS!
Mya Riddick I was just thinking that!!!
SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST DAY IF MY LIFE
Just wait
How dare you ruin Blue’s Clues Tumblr
How dare you
Fedora cause it ruins everything.
Well technically Fanfiction.net did
Tumblr did nothing. That was all FanFiction.net.
Fedora Fanfiction.net did all the storage. Blame them for letting whatever monster made that post it
Please that isn’t even the worst on. You haven’t seen fan fictions final form yet.
“Don’t let the balloon touch the floor” is a more intense version of volleyball
I swear these exist just so Pat can read them
This is what Seymore does when Aphmau doesn't give him his lines
He goes into the depths of hell known as...
*Tumblr*
[God makes hamsters]
G. Hey, I got a great idea
A. Sigh* What is it this time ?
G. Ok get a mouse
A. Ok
G. Now make it's tail short and stubby
A. Ok then...
G. Now make it have soft fur and make it super adorable
A. Ok..... whats the catch ?
A. Let me guess, Poison saliva, deadly claws, brain controling powers just tell me already
G. Umm... make it so that they look like cute ass dream muffins whenever they eat food
A. Oh a good thing for once and here i thought it was gonna be something terri-
G. Grins* now make it have a life span of only 2 years
A. ...
Angel leaves room*
Distant screaming in the background*
God. And also eat their own baby’s if you touch them little cuties
Angel. French you too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@hannahforschner4404 french you
The seventh circle?
But the screen is a square
Rectangle* Parallelogram would work as well.
No, its a line segment.
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
All these squares make a circle
Killer Queen HOW DO ALL OF THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
Killer Queen We all instinctively knew what had to be done. It was only a matter of who would be the first to say it.
*50 Shades Of Blue*
I'm dying roflmao R.I.P. my Blues Clues Childhood 😂
That last one thoo, it sounds too much like Seymour. Just, the sobbing. Is that how you end your days now, Seymour?
4:06 according to most works of fiction, the 12 year olds at your local middle school should have saved the world from an impeding evil apocalypse at least once by now...
"What the french toast?"
*Facepalms and dies of laughter*
UndertaleFanatic456 Sans hello fellow UT fan
W.D. Gaster Hello! :3
Video: Wow my own *GIANT ROBOT*
Me: *needs to stop watching Eddsworld memes*
MoonBeam NEVER
Rest in peace edd.
Midge B ohhhhhh god Y?!?!?!??!?! Oh no I'm crying now how fuckin dare you make me cry????
MoonBeam *HOLY PUG IN A PIZZA BOX!!!*
*HOLY UPSIDE DOWN CAKE!!!*
*Omfg I was trying to find this comment, a EddsWorld Pfp, or a EddsWorld related comment and you. I love you, but I love Edd more, uunsklyd*
Alligators & Turtles
V.S.
Crocodiles & Tortoises!!!
DONT LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR IS THE MOST INTENSE GAME IN THE FRAKING WORLD
TheSmashMaster9000 Touché
TheSmashMaster9000
You did not see the epic game that I led once. No less than twenty kids were involved.
Raptor Charly TEACH ME YOUR WAYZ
*DLTBTTF war flashbacks*
2:24 "What are the devious homosexuals up to now?"
"Somethin saucy"
THE VOICE HE USED KILLED ME
"What do you mean? you went on all of those adventures with them, didn't you?"
I'm legit crying right now-
Yes
Levy McGarden Agreed
"The worst disappointment in life is when a good show comes out with a bad episode"
Me: IM LOOKING AT YOU STEVEN UNIVERSE WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST WAS THAT ROCKNALDO CRAP?!?!
2:00 or in SU's case, you wait 200 WHOLE DAYS TO SEE MORE RANDOM TOWN PEOPLE
That Circle of Life rendition though
And then that sob at the end, God man that made me feel bad
I have two big exams tomorrow but those can WAIT
GreySquirrely 17 I know what "they" say but somehow it's always worked for me, and those two exams weren't an exception
That was the most **sniff** beautiful singing voice I've ever heard. 100/100
Would listen again. UUGJ
1:33 do people know how eyes work?
Being invisible = being blind
I can imagine this person trying to beat up a mime and accidentally beat the shit out of a random person XD
How the hell does being invisible means being blind.
Rebbecathewolf -
"In a normal eye, the light rays come to a sharp focusing point on the retina. The retina functions much like the film in a camera. The retina receives the image that the cornea focuses through the eye's internal lens and transforms this image into electrical impulses that are carried by the optic nerve to the brain."
That's how our eyes work.
If you were invisible then light would just pass through you, it wouldn't go to your eyes and you wouldn't be able to see
just make it to where you blend into anything at all times
Cupcake The Night Fury you are overthinking it
Cupcake The Night Fury r/whoosh
Ok the “Training Mode” is super accurate
Also in some of these readings, you sounded like John Mulaney, then Jontron, and I could have sworn I heard Danny Sexbang at one point
i dont know why but i lost it when you said quack
"I'm fuckin' lookin' at yOU COMMUNITY!" Is my god damned mood
thanks for the memes
squashGoogolplex meme-ories.
I swear these videos end with me laughing so hard I start crying and need a few minutes to calm down, I fucking love this channel
Philosophical bears are the best kind of bear.
3:12 I didn’t know the voices in my head had tumblr acocints
You should try 'don't let the balloon touch the floor' but hit the balloon with two other sausage balloons
I've mastered it...
nearly.
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, SEYMOUR-SAMA?
Your voice has so much goddamn character im astounded
This was worth missing a bit of Doctor Who.
Just finished my exams and this is the best gift
* Beginning *
Hm a probably funny, might even get a smile or two.
* End *
wiPING MY TEARS OF LAUGHTER OFF MY FACE HOPING NO ONE WOKE UP!!
*"what the French toast"*
That made me think of excuse my French but this is total baguette
you sound like seymour.
No shit
Nah, I think he sounds more like P.M.
Alexander Krestan
He sounds like night time.
Hell yes. Another one! I love these!!
3:19 God creating countries in a nutshell
I just started binging these videos and I can already say that “WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS” is my favorite part
4:11 nah mate I get pissed when a fictional character the same age as me has the athletic build that I'm working for.
Just so you know I'm already in good shape but I could be better
Thank you evilsupplyco I am now the knight of darkness
Huh. Exactly at 4:00...
Your vocal range is seriously amazing, so like. I´m sold my dude.
2:15 wait.... The d and the s switch places..... Oh god
Mind: THATS SUCKING DI-
Me: don't you even think about it
A video like this, where you just sit and enjoy all the different voices and then the goose comes around and you have to pause because you are laughing, really makes my day.
:0 yay
I appreciate your channel and these videos immensely, just so you know.
WiFi Server Name: IsThisTheKrustyKrab
Password: *NoThisIsPatrick*
*slow clap*
1:24
"Wow. My own giant robot!"
*quietly sighs and receives flashbacks*
The kid is even wearing red..
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This is beautiful. More please.
First comment love you by the way 😃
I love your different voices you do really gives personality to these videos
Bless that Blue’s Clues explorer’s soul and sanity.
🎵In the circles of heeeeell. Here liiiiiives the Tumblr.🎵
Possibly the best voice acting I have ever seen. Ever.
There's a Norwegian who built his own giant robot.
Every Tom EVER: *stone cold salute*
Too far? Too bad.
hehehehege
you have the best reading voice.... instant subscribe!
The last one was acted PERFECTLY. Like, I've never heard more perfect fake sobbing
Who knew Pat couldn’t only make amazing voices but also *sing*
"What the Frenchtoast"
lol I'm using that now
I had to stay late after school, and was walking past an elementary school on my walk home. I was watching this, and it wasn't my smartest idea. So many parents glared at me as I walked by. I have the worst luck as whenever I went by there was a swear.
2:20 WAIT THATS AN ACTUAL GAME!? All this time I thought I made it up! I only thought this cause when I asked people if they wanted to play it they where like “wtf is that” idk if they where stupid or I was!
So i was at school right and the music was going and the circle of life thing was in perfect sync with the music playing over the p.a system FUCKING MAGIC
4:12 Why do I love that voice so much
It sounds so
*s e d u c t i v e*
These are my favorite things on the internet.
Beautiful truly moving
These always make me laugh so hard. Please don't stop!
you're such an amazing voice actor omg!!!!
Your voice is the best thing in my life
"What are the devious homosexuals up to now"
Me: um..............don't ask......
*I LOVE THIS VOICE OMG!!!!!!XD*
That is a great singing voice ya got there (I'm fricking jealous)
I remember four months ago, my introduction to this channel was really unusual, seeing as this was the first video I saw and the first I thing I hear was “Fifty Shades of Blue”.
I love your rendition of "The Circle of Life." Can you make a whole album?
Ok I'm laughing very hard right now! Congratulations.
Oh and you did great for SpongeBob's voice.
Why can I like it just ONCE?!!!!
I am meant to be asleep but I can’t stop watching your videos
Dont let the balloon touch the floor is the most intense game *ever*
1:33 “The greatest performer to ever live”
Buddy he ain’t gonna be livin no more
I love your beautiful singing voice!
4:18 thank you I feel so much better about reading about death and random prophecies
Thank you... just... thank you
THESE REALLY JUST GET BETTER!! YASSS!!!
I actually screamed with that 50 shades of blue one. I screamed out in agony.