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  • @LudietHistoria
    @LudietHistoria 4 роки тому +4088

    'A vacuum cleaner' - and he kept sticking to his answer xD

    • @taimoorshah8230
      @taimoorshah8230 4 роки тому +84

      That is the sign of a well determined and successful person.

    • @LudietHistoria
      @LudietHistoria 4 роки тому +8

      @@taimoorshah8230 fully agree man

    • @hitchensrazor9538
      @hitchensrazor9538 4 роки тому +25

      If he wasn’t a doctor, he probably would’ve been a lawyer.

    • @ashagautam2356
      @ashagautam2356 4 роки тому

      An ant

    • @SeptembersOblivion
      @SeptembersOblivion 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, but the question was ambiguos on the liquid that can be given as a drink, water kills fire, but gasoline is also a liquid and can be drunk... That won't kill a fire, but will kill a vacuum cleaner.

  • @doctor-aesthetic
    @doctor-aesthetic 5 років тому +7163

    "What invention allows you to look right through a wall"
    Me: "A SLEDGEHAMMER"

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 6 років тому +10092

    *You really tried it with that vacuum argument.* 😂

    • @darkSorceror
      @darkSorceror 6 років тому +128

      He's not wrong either ... well, as much as vacuum cleaners can be considered alive at least ...

    • @ZProtocol04
      @ZProtocol04 6 років тому +10

      you can shoot me now

    • @hellsgate09
      @hellsgate09 6 років тому +30

      @@darkSorceror Wet & Dry vacuum cleaners are a thing, so water won't necessarily kill one outright unless it's specifically referring to common household vacuums.

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 6 років тому +35

      as much as i want to argue his vacuum argument, i just had my 4 year old try to suck water up with mine and destroyed it a few days ago. So he's not wrong.

    • @rachelrachel4922
      @rachelrachel4922 6 років тому +4

      I mean, if it's one of those steam vacuums it'll still live if you give it water

  • @Markenjiru
    @Markenjiru 5 років тому +6865

    "Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?"
    I honestly thought the answer would be "Because eating Japanese men would be canibalism".

  • @liviajtcarlson6890
    @liviajtcarlson6890 5 років тому +2460

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff” well I would sure hope so

    • @aviva5873
      @aviva5873 4 роки тому +35

      Oof I just commented something similar to thus and I thought “yeeeeaaaaahh I’m gonna get soooo many likes!” Well, pOoP.

    • @liviajtcarlson6890
      @liviajtcarlson6890 4 роки тому +13

      Aviva Lowenstein omg haha i didn’t even notice I’d gotten likes on this. You can share the glory with me

    • @aviva5873
      @aviva5873 4 роки тому +7

      Livia JT Carlson thanks lol 😊😆

    • @aviva5873
      @aviva5873 4 роки тому +10

      Livia JT Carlson “Ya doctor boi know how to think and StUfF”
      Just copied and pasted my comment

    • @brianhardy847
      @brianhardy847 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @bewithyou9976
    @bewithyou9976 6 років тому +2209

    I love when he argues with the correct answer because same

    • @odeleya1768
      @odeleya1768 6 років тому +18

      Nature lovers I don't support people who self promote like that...

    • @emryswalton1802
      @emryswalton1802 6 років тому +9

      Well I urgently need a lot of things but I'm not going to ask like that

    • @bewithyou9976
      @bewithyou9976 6 років тому +12

      Lmaoo why y’all promoting under my irrelevant comment? You can make your own so more people will see it

    • @cyrilnapper4768
      @cyrilnapper4768 6 років тому

      @Nature lovers fire,fireatsouthwaterofcampervanatfoxfield

    • @tatuini
      @tatuini 6 років тому +7

      BeWithYou Crakk the answers for the “trick questions” are really dumb, I argue with them all the time too 😂

  • @aurias42
    @aurias42 6 років тому +3660

    "I'll prove to you right now that doctors are not as smart as you think we are."
    WELL GEE THAT'S COMFORTING

    • @kayjacoby290
      @kayjacoby290 6 років тому +24

      And then he says it again. Nooo! We want to think doctors (and all medical professionals) are at least as smart as we are.

    • @Sargas-wielder
      @Sargas-wielder 6 років тому +66

      Well I mean, he's also a huge advocate for being able to say "i don't know" when they don't have all the answers. I imagine "doctors aren't as smart as you think they are" is just in the same category. Something along the lines of "We don't have all of the answers, we make mistakes sometimes and aren't perfect, but acknowledging that is how we improve. you should be more worried about the people who think they know everything already"

    • @aurias42
      @aurias42 6 років тому +2

      @@Sargas-wielder I see your point, and personally I agree, however I don't know if that's a good way to go with the larger populace...

    • @mattie0583
      @mattie0583 6 років тому

      Christopher Johns lol

    • @sxlai8707
      @sxlai8707 5 років тому

      I mean really!

  • @blackhole3963
    @blackhole3963 4 роки тому +1715

    “Doctors aren’t that smart”
    Also doctor mike: “When a patient rips their parallelbellumdioxideheliumicoxyginozidepneumothoraxtincentraldoubletwophotosynthesisfeverousvolcanionichaemmorhagic vein they can develop intense cough.”

    • @neoniko0398
      @neoniko0398 4 роки тому +195

      They're smart.
      In the medical field.

    • @debashreechowdhury2837
      @debashreechowdhury2837 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @blackhole3963
      @blackhole3963 4 роки тому +28

      @Mehul Gera you didnt really need to do that bUt i respEct ya

    • @rebeccaalex8525
      @rebeccaalex8525 3 роки тому +3

      Lol😂

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 роки тому +35

      Doctor: “Sir, according to your MRI you’ve ruptured your parallelogram”

  • @rachelrachel4922
    @rachelrachel4922 6 років тому +2426

    "your doctor boi knows how to think and stuff" motivational quote of the year

    • @Kpelz
      @Kpelz 6 років тому +32

      The year ends in 4 days😂😂😂

    • @DONFOREVER
      @DONFOREVER 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/c8WxDZGJz3w/v-deo.html

    • @GorishiDan
      @GorishiDan 6 років тому +6

      That cracked me that fuck up yo lolz

    • @RacingClub321
      @RacingClub321 6 років тому +2

      That was the cutest thing ever

    • @meseretgazahign8376
      @meseretgazahign8376 5 років тому

      @@luluwahaljasir9727 me too!

  • @Oscar-lc7bd
    @Oscar-lc7bd 5 років тому +3995

    question 12: what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
    me: a stalker
    them: a widow
    me: I like mine better

    • @mariapopova877
      @mariapopova877 5 років тому +45

      That's what I said 😂

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 5 років тому +30

      Or a yandere

    • @emily-jx8xm
      @emily-jx8xm 5 років тому +9

      Maya V. mike: siri

    • @amelianadolska109
      @amelianadolska109 5 років тому +3

      Maya V. That’s what I thought 2
      😂

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 5 років тому +10

      @@薇vern
      Same thing only yanderes have a near 100% chance to commit murder.

  • @eonsprite6109
    @eonsprite6109 4 роки тому +444

    "Today I'm going to show you that doctors aren't as smart as you thought!"
    Me going into surgery: Wait what

  • @pipimoll8560
    @pipimoll8560 5 років тому +3582

    " *YoUr DoCtOr BoI kNoWs HoW tO tHiNk AnD sTuFf* "
    I'm dead

    • @Ash-wg4sb
      @Ash-wg4sb 5 років тому

      Pipi Vids copied lmao

    • @halloumi420
      @halloumi420 5 років тому +33

      @@Ash-wg4sb so two people can't have the same idea?

    • @kenisonline
      @kenisonline 5 років тому +4

      dead eh , cant treat that

    • @cassandrakeithley1402
      @cassandrakeithley1402 5 років тому +4

      I read your comment right when he said it!!

    • @CarissaEllyn
      @CarissaEllyn 5 років тому +3

      Ew i read this as soon as he said it and wtf get out of my heAD

  • @jesuamartinez9902
    @jesuamartinez9902 6 років тому +856

    Dr. Mike: "And i'll prove it to you right now that Doctors are not as smart as you think we are"
    *Gets more than 80% of the riddles right*

    • @elaxtenband2c516
      @elaxtenband2c516 6 років тому +3

      @Nature lovers Stop

    • @A16-d2x
      @A16-d2x 6 років тому +1

      Jesua Martinez For the riddles he got a 46%

    • @jessica-hw7kn
      @jessica-hw7kn 6 років тому

      I got like 2 of them right like really doctor

  • @hamdakhan5222
    @hamdakhan5222 6 років тому +1556

    "your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff" well I sure hope so

    • @goldeneckconfetti
      @goldeneckconfetti 6 років тому +5

      exactly what i was thinking lol

    • @桃さん-x6f
      @桃さん-x6f 6 років тому +4

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @ashleyschmidt2413
      @ashleyschmidt2413 6 років тому +5

      That had me laughing so hard lol

    • @sumeh6849
      @sumeh6849 6 років тому +2

      Hamda Khan p

    • @FarChu215
      @FarChu215 6 років тому +3

      Doctors are tested on their ability to memorize, thinking is not a requirement.

  • @jayt8124
    @jayt8124 5 років тому +442

    Title: Doctor FAILS idiot test
    Me, an idiot: wait is that good or bad

    • @hussainvirk8598
      @hussainvirk8598 4 роки тому +12

      Jay Tee I actually laughed out loud at this

  • @hannahacker4633
    @hannahacker4633 6 років тому +1308

    “Your doctor knows how to think and stuff” lmao

  • @sarahdavis2967
    @sarahdavis2967 6 років тому +3540

    Your doctor boi knows how to think and stuff😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Misscroquette
      @Misscroquette 5 років тому

      Sarah Davis retweet

    • @tahmenaferdous5213
      @tahmenaferdous5213 5 років тому +1

      Cringe Lol

    • @wrenpoole1007
      @wrenpoole1007 5 років тому +12

      as soon as i heard this i knew someone would comment it

    • @erinb8861
      @erinb8861 5 років тому +7

      I saw and read this comment right as he said it, I’m so happy 🤣

    • @orangetheog
      @orangetheog 5 років тому +8

      THE FACT.
      THAT I.
      READ THIS THING.
      JUST WHEN HE SAID IT.
      CREEPS.
      ME.
      OUT

  • @saryntoews
    @saryntoews 5 років тому +746

    What is always coming, but never arrives?
    Me: my self confidence

    • @fatima30367
      @fatima30367 5 років тому +5

      😅🤣😂

    • @e.a.1297
      @e.a.1297 4 роки тому +2

      I can't argue about that🚬

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 роки тому +2

      That Hamilton show you were gonna go to but keeps getting rescheduled cuz 2020

    • @lizbiz4171
      @lizbiz4171 4 роки тому

      @@B0red379 well it's on Disney Plus now

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 роки тому

      Liz Biz wait what

  • @nayilabayram3423
    @nayilabayram3423 4 роки тому +124

    'Touch the biggest frog.'
    That question actually meant you're supposed to touch the 'smallest' frog. Does that make sense? In that test, there was a rule that if the question was on grey paper, you are supposed to do the opposite of what the question asks you to do.

  • @jillianfaithg
    @jillianfaithg 6 років тому +375

    “Yeahyuhhhh boiiiii wassup your docta boi knows how to think an stuff”
    If any other person said that sentence it would be NOWHERE near as cute

  • @tashapiazza8808
    @tashapiazza8808 5 років тому +1649

    Mike: vacuum cleaner
    Answer: fire
    Mike: but vacuum cleaner...

    • @johncloois3301
      @johncloois3301 5 років тому +12

      Catches on fire?

    • @santiagoorgeira9142
      @santiagoorgeira9142 4 роки тому +3

      if u give a fire to "drink" some gas (car) and if u make it "eat" some sand it'll die

    • @felixisadorable
      @felixisadorable 4 роки тому

      I agree with him on that one because fire can catch I'd you throw water not all the time but sometimes

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 3 роки тому

      @@santiagoorgeira9142 Make sense.

    • @youraveragecookie5107
      @youraveragecookie5107 3 роки тому

      @@santiagoorgeira9142 Agreeee❤️👅❤️

  • @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728
    @whenthethebeansstrikeback6728 5 років тому +16625

    Wait, if you fail an idiot test, wouldn't that mean your smart?
    Think about it

  • @minority7899
    @minority7899 4 роки тому +75

    "What can you catch that is not thrown?"
    Feelings.

  • @papaemeritus8155
    @papaemeritus8155 6 років тому +636

    I just choked on my food. "Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff." IM DYING DOC HELP 😂

    • @papaemeritus8155
      @papaemeritus8155 6 років тому +5

      5 hours and I already have over 300 likes?!?! This has never happened! Thanks guys! Also OMG DOCTOR MIKE LIKED MY COMMENT!!! IF YOU READ THIS JUST KNOW I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL. You are literally one if the few youtubers I actually enjoy watching. Thank you ❤

    • @bunny2768
      @bunny2768 6 років тому

      👏👏👏

  • @casterrr3401
    @casterrr3401 5 років тому +1810

    "When life gives you lemons, be glad it wasn't Herpes"

    • @3as1
      @3as1 5 років тому +2

      One like for every day of the year!

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 5 років тому +1

      3 as1 xD yea!!

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 5 років тому

      3 as1 one prob I liked after I said “yea”

    • @thetalesofboba1166
      @thetalesofboba1166 5 років тому

      when you get lemons bring soda and make moghito..

    • @sunilprabhu5068
      @sunilprabhu5068 5 років тому +2

      Yea tru jungkook

  • @jasonvoorhees8899
    @jasonvoorhees8899 5 років тому +1201

    Doctors aren't always smart. However they have a huge amount of knowledge.

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 5 років тому +42

      Jason Voorhees And are hardworking

    • @emanichantel6149
      @emanichantel6149 5 років тому +4

      About the body yes

    • @tibongbarako
      @tibongbarako 5 років тому +2

      @Fredrick Emad it means you might have all these big facts stuffed in your brain but you're not smart in terms of like, say, thinking

    • @tibongbarako
      @tibongbarako 5 років тому +1

      @Fredrick Emad I explained it since nobody in the comments did when u asked dude

    • @vivinjohn1792
      @vivinjohn1792 5 років тому +2

      Doctors are smart.

  • @farahsidd6546
    @farahsidd6546 4 роки тому +95

    “*yeah let’s go your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff!*”
    -doctor mike sounding like a very excited intern

  • @sarayaun5899
    @sarayaun5899 5 років тому +762

    Doctor Mike: “Doctors are not as smart as you think they are”
    Me: wow that’s reassuring

    • @veralenora7368
      @veralenora7368 4 роки тому +7

      The older I become, the less I believe doctor's are smart. Or, caring.
      Two surgical clips left in me. Allergist told me I was having panic attacks, no doc, I've been in the ER twice and came close to dying. ER doc saying "we're going to do all the tests and send her home, there's nothing wrong with her"; found a long string of blood clots in my leg. I could go on.

    • @yourworthit391
      @yourworthit391 3 роки тому +8

      @@veralenora7368 hey are you okay ???????

    • @connerwine8257
      @connerwine8257 3 роки тому

      @@veralenora7368 move to a Nordic country

  • @zeewyn
    @zeewyn 6 років тому +661

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff!”😂😂❤️😂😂

  • @milkahoney
    @milkahoney 5 років тому +700

    what can be broken but is never held
    m-my heart

    • @rizzerbrown
      @rizzerbrown 4 роки тому +75

      "can never be held" debatable

    • @sayeemfaraaz2309
      @sayeemfaraaz2309 4 роки тому +7

      i feel my heart crack

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 роки тому +9

      You’ve never seen once upon a time

    • @anna15410
      @anna15410 4 роки тому +5

      not if someone mutilates u 😼 (or on a less edgy note, you get a heart transplant)

    • @erinthearteest2107
      @erinthearteest2107 4 роки тому +10

      A surgical cardiologist may disagree

  • @anitadervishi3807
    @anitadervishi3807 5 років тому +60

    0:50
    What is always coming but never arrives.
    The end of One Piece.

  • @gend4531
    @gend4531 5 років тому +893

    “ What can one catch that is not thrown?”
    Me: “an attitude “
    Him: “ a cold”
    Me:” oh..”

    • @Markenjiru
      @Markenjiru 5 років тому +31

      English isn't my first language but don't you also say to throw a tantrum? That was my first thought.

    • @nicolew3936
      @nicolew3936 5 років тому +3

      M. P. Yes

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 5 років тому +17

      i though drift, if you catch my drift.

    • @VVayVVard
      @VVayVVard 4 роки тому +19

      @@Markenjiru But that would be an answer to the exact opposite question, "what can one throw but is not caught?"

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 4 роки тому +4

      Also a lot of stuff based on how the question is phrased as you can catch something that is dropped or has fallen. You would have to rephrase the question to "cannot be thrown"; even then you can still throw a cold as you can sneeze on an object and throw said object.

  • @Albahlolmalek
    @Albahlolmalek 6 років тому +528

    Sup “your doctor boy know how to think and stuff” lmao 😂😂😂😂💔💔

    • @idk1402
      @idk1402 6 років тому +4

      Nothing. FOR REAL AHHAHA

    • @zTwig
      @zTwig 6 років тому +1

      Damnit I just commented like the exact same thing then I saw this

    • @AustinJamesVevo
      @AustinJamesVevo 6 років тому +1

      I was 16,
      I wanted to see a girl
      I had a choice, and I chose wrong...
      I stole a car, just to go see her....
      My new song Dangerous is the only way I could capture the emotion i felt during this entire night!

    • @adadeljesus8590
      @adadeljesus8590 6 років тому +1

      🏢

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 5 років тому +2609

    Test: touch the biggest frog
    Him: * touches biggest frog *
    Test: *_WRONG_*

    • @yassinethegrey3945
      @yassinethegrey3945 5 років тому +71

      Touch the sentence 😉

    • @uditabarua6863
      @uditabarua6863 5 років тому +323

      @@yassinethegrey3945 you have to touch the smallest frog, because it was said before in the game that when the questions are given in that background, you have to do the opposite thing

    • @yassinethegrey3945
      @yassinethegrey3945 5 років тому +70

      @@uditabarua6863 ooooooooh I actually didn't know that. Thanks 😉

    • @autumnsylver
      @autumnsylver 5 років тому +224

      Reminds me of "incorrect password" repeatedly, then you enter a new password and it says "new password cannot be the same as old password".

    • @MWeatherbear
      @MWeatherbear 5 років тому +12

      I’m still confused by this one lol

  • @minibugxkittynoir984
    @minibugxkittynoir984 4 роки тому +109

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff”
    -Dr Mike, 2018

    • @moonbyulrin
      @moonbyulrin 3 роки тому

      Imagine if your doctor told you this after diagnosing you with stroke when you told him you had a slight headache? *"huh, I'm starting to question how this hobo got his medical license lmao"*

    • @bitonic589
      @bitonic589 3 роки тому

      Notice, 69 likes

  • @ryeleygravelding7160
    @ryeleygravelding7160 6 років тому +830

    It would be so cool if you did a video sharing funny or uncommon situations that you have come across, I bet everyone would laugh their butts off

    • @valerieewing4023
      @valerieewing4023 6 років тому +5

      Let's see how many of us can upvote this comment.

    • @bluthunder840
      @bluthunder840 6 років тому +4

      Yess like Untold Stories of the ER only they're upbeat stories

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 6 років тому +2

      i wonder if its even possible with HIPAA

    • @robertn.4379
      @robertn.4379 6 років тому +5

      @@AlienZizi It is, he'd just have to be careful with his words, not to give away too much

    • @AyushGupta-wn6zd
      @AyushGupta-wn6zd 6 років тому

      Your comment wasn't too good or too bad but looking at 599 likes I had the urge to press the like button

  • @sophiajohnson9044
    @sophiajohnson9044 6 років тому +468

    "Heyyy boi, your doctor boi knows how to think and stuff" - Dr. Mikhail Varshavski 2k18

    • @semysj9739
      @semysj9739 6 років тому +1

      He's so funny😄😅😅

    • @aja4ever
      @aja4ever 6 років тому +1

      🤣😂🤣

    • @iamf6641
      @iamf6641 6 років тому +1

      Yall pussies a itching

    • @felcydsouza1746
      @felcydsouza1746 6 років тому +1

      By hi chi

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 6 років тому +2

      @@iamf6641 fr. These girls can't keep their thirst in

  • @ExplaurenwithLauren
    @ExplaurenwithLauren 6 років тому +255

    2:06 "Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff". Love my smart husband

    • @Dan_28
      @Dan_28 6 років тому +1

      Lauren Huffstetler but does he know that he’s your husband?

    • @sirsymbro
      @sirsymbro 6 років тому +5

      @@Dan_28 well after this video... i give it a 50/50 chance

    • @RealDopaa
      @RealDopaa 6 років тому

      You're just here to hit on him, not even for a information or something, keep dreaming btw

    • @fugitiev.2038
      @fugitiev.2038 6 років тому

      Lmao, all these mad reactions, calm don’t honeys

  • @btu1734
    @btu1734 4 роки тому +182

    Correction: tomorrow never arrives. Once we reach ‘tomorrow’ it’s considered today. Tomorrow is really just a filler concept if you think about it

    • @emmatolbert2069
      @emmatolbert2069 4 роки тому +13

      Yup. You cant really say something like "Hey look! Tomorrow came! Tomorrow is today!" And ve correct

    • @laurens9663
      @laurens9663 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly! There is no tomorrow there is only now. Time is a man made concept.

    • @jeffreymontgomery7516
      @jeffreymontgomery7516 2 роки тому

      And it's never yesterday either... it was once, but never is.

  • @keshi6791
    @keshi6791 6 років тому +817

    well, fire plus alcohol = more fire... so fire can drink and not die... my vote is for vacuum cleaner

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 6 років тому +9

      Unless it's a wet vac. Just saying.

    • @keshi6791
      @keshi6791 6 років тому +2

      @@misspriss2482 I didn't get that 😅

    • @roxysparks5003
      @roxysparks5003 6 років тому +1

      That’s exactly what I was thinking! Thank you!

    • @gong4007
      @gong4007 6 років тому +2

      what about my phone.. it got a lil bit splash and its gone

    • @ciaranocallaghan5113
      @ciaranocallaghan5113 6 років тому +1

      Not necessarily as it depends on the flash point of the alcohol. If you just dump a bunch of booze then it could put the fire out depending upon the concentration of ethanol.

  • @RicemanTV
    @RicemanTV 6 років тому +2398

    No way this guy's a real doctor

  • @FirstNameLastName-sl6vf
    @FirstNameLastName-sl6vf 6 років тому +845

    Dude we are not supposed to show them that we are dumb

  • @camille_mcgehee
    @camille_mcgehee 2 роки тому +10

    "Yeah, boi! Wassup! Yo doctor boi knows how to think and stuff." 😂😂😂😂 That killed me

  • @cleannse
    @cleannse 5 років тому +194

    2:02
    He's really proud he got that correct.

  • @georgia8239
    @georgia8239 6 років тому +2193

    you should do a video on the weirdest er stories you have!

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 5 років тому +166

    “What if someone took his body?”
    I fell over. That was hilarious.

  • @gagansaini2075
    @gagansaini2075 6 років тому +2652

    *”Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff”* IM DYINGGGGGGG

    • @summermclenaghan9879
      @summermclenaghan9879 6 років тому +15

      -Hyקe多eͥαsͣtͫ- my mom almost called 911 cuz I was screaming at this😂😂

  • @chaosknight8428
    @chaosknight8428 4 роки тому +44

    "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?"
    First thing that came to my mind - a stalker

  • @jennas1471
    @jennas1471 6 років тому +1418

    Tomorrow never arrives because when it is tomorrow they call it today

    • @MrNessy
      @MrNessy 6 років тому +90

      But today is yesterdays tomorrow.

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 5 років тому +39

      @@MrNessy yeah but tomorrow always exists no matter what day it is.

    • @Tezza97
      @Tezza97 5 років тому +5

      I guessed that straight away.

    • @Nico6th
      @Nico6th 5 років тому +11

      @@Tezza97 I went with "future", i guess that counts too?

    • @fujoshisempai4667
      @fujoshisempai4667 5 років тому +6

      Tomorrow never arrives, by the time it gets here, its today.

  • @vavila16
    @vavila16 6 років тому +644

    Omgosh Dr. Mike you're almost at 3 million subscribers! Yay! 🙌

  • @rdevries3852
    @rdevries3852 5 років тому +185

    Totally random to just comment on one of the questions, but the one about the apples illustrates quite nicely how significant exact phrasing can be. The question they asked was; "If _you_ have a bowl with 6 apples and _you_ take away 4, how many do _you_ have?" Since every part of that question refers to stuff being yours (the bowl, the apples in them and the apples you take away), you're absolutely right Dr. Mike; you'd start with 6 apples and you'd end with 6 apples.
    The question I suspect they _meant_ to ask is; "If there _is_ a bowl with 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?" The question now doesn't specify that the bowl and the apples in it are your property and thus the only apples that are 'yours' for sure are the 4 you appropriated.
    Small difference in the wording of the question, big difference in how it is to be (or at least _can_ be) interpreted and subsequently answered.

    • @Koalemos552
      @Koalemos552 4 роки тому

      I.dident read it.but I liked for.the efforts

    • @TA-op3fk
      @TA-op3fk 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @AwaisKhan-mh6cd
      @AwaisKhan-mh6cd 3 роки тому +2

      Very well made comment. Sadly. In this generation people skip away long reading materials.

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 роки тому +3

      @@AwaisKhan-mh6cd the truly sad thing is, that people consider this "long reading material" lol.

    • @AwaisKhan-mh6cd
      @AwaisKhan-mh6cd 3 роки тому +1

      @@lunakoala5053 unfortunate 😕, we are losing intelligence

  • @B0red379
    @B0red379 4 роки тому +77

    what can you catch that isn’t thrown
    Me: LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT FALLS OFF OF SOMETHING.
    Doctor mike and smart people: a cold!
    Me: Ha. Idiots

    • @s.madheshkrishna3352
      @s.madheshkrishna3352 4 роки тому +2

      but what can fall off sth can be thrown. A cold cant be thrown.

    • @beenarajeev3165
      @beenarajeev3165 4 роки тому +2

      @@s.madheshkrishna3352 you can throw a cold, you just have to sneeze.

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 роки тому

      @@beenarajeev3165 elbow and arm: *Am i a joke to you?*

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 роки тому

      @@steelpump100 it's not about "can you _prevent_ throwing it"... it's about *_CAN_* you throw it? :-B

  • @chloezarp411
    @chloezarp411 6 років тому +432

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichelleDespres
    @MichelleDespres 6 років тому +806

    That doctor test was ridiculously easy. I aced it and am a pizza delivery driver.
    With a biotech degree

  • @panibkazies
    @panibkazies 6 років тому +776

    *I was gonna say herpes but.... if you share it then you would still have it*
    Got me in here sounding like a pterodactyl on crack with all my screeching😂😂
    Edit:Thanks so much for the likes everyone😌💕

    • @valerieewing4023
      @valerieewing4023 6 років тому +7

      The visuals for this are too funny! 😂

    • @panibkazies
      @panibkazies 6 років тому +2

      @@valerieewing4023 Ikr i'm almost dead😂😂

    • @essey2808
      @essey2808 6 років тому +1

      I'm you're 400 like

    • @panibkazies
      @panibkazies 6 років тому

      @@essey2808 Thanks so muxh love😌

    • @itsnezer
      @itsnezer 6 років тому +1

      Litanya you understood me 😂😂😂💔

  • @PalpatinesPlumber
    @PalpatinesPlumber 4 роки тому +29

    0:42 I honestly thought the answer was " you can't legally eat Japanese men "
    ... Also I think the quiz makers have never heard of flammable liquids..

  • @rachelrachel4922
    @rachelrachel4922 6 років тому +137

    knowing how to think and stuff is a valuable skill dr mike

  • @831tina
    @831tina 6 років тому +179

    “My UPS package that never arrives” 😂👌🏼

  • @luzgalan158
    @luzgalan158 5 років тому +81

    0:30 his “yay” is so cute and soft and adorable and egeufhdidneiwhejdomfip🥰🥰

  • @kevinearaujo6082
    @kevinearaujo6082 4 роки тому +7

    0:05 I like the way you make me feel like I can pass medical school.

  • @oceanwilliams4880
    @oceanwilliams4880 6 років тому +451

    The game you were doing where it says touch the biggest frog it says on a previous slide that you should do the opposite of what the grey note cards say

    • @leannedaman
      @leannedaman 6 років тому +5

      what's that game called?

    • @jasmine-md7mh
      @jasmine-md7mh 5 років тому +9

      leannedaman I think it’s called the moron test

  • @Nina-km9cq
    @Nina-km9cq 6 років тому +762

    Tomorrow never comes because by the time “tomorrow” comes it will already be today

    • @tabithapearson4718
      @tabithapearson4718 6 років тому +27

      Yay! I'm not the only one who got that!

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 6 років тому +15

      But tomorrow comes and leaves the same day that he arrives

    • @ObliteOath
      @ObliteOath 6 років тому +4

      @@FranP25 Tomorrow goes back to where it started, when Today arrives.

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 6 років тому

      @@ObliteOath Yes

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 6 років тому

      @@ObliteOathTomorrow*

  • @muhammadrouhan6121
    @muhammadrouhan6121 5 років тому +531

    "What do u call a woman who always knows where his husband is?"
    "Siri"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +4

      I was thinking: a scary psycho or a major red flag xD

    • @svenfeenstra8260
      @svenfeenstra8260 4 роки тому +5

      A woman who always knows where HIS husband is? That's interesting

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 роки тому +1

      @@svenfeenstra8260 When you're poly and also controlling

    • @muhammadrouhan6121
      @muhammadrouhan6121 4 роки тому +1

      @@svenfeenstra8260
      Haha I didn't notice that

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 роки тому

      I thought clingy

  • @universalcitizen4709
    @universalcitizen4709 4 роки тому +43

    This is just adorable ☺️

  • @20gamergirl02
    @20gamergirl02 5 років тому +360

    *Man starts having a heart attack*
    Random person: Is there a doctor around?
    Me: (cracks knuckles) I watch grey’s anatomy and doctor mike, basically a doctor.. Step aside!

    • @TheMarshmellowChick
      @TheMarshmellowChick 5 років тому +75

      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions!

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 5 років тому +42

      @@TheMarshmellowChick Guy: Help, I got stabbed and I am bleeding.
      Me: ChEsT cOmPreSsIoNs

    • @ZainabKhan-eb1rv
      @ZainabKhan-eb1rv 5 років тому +2

      20gamergirl02 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholealora3528
    @nicholealora3528 6 років тому +514

    Tomorrow never comes because when it becomes tomorrow it is then today

    • @samans.s1379
      @samans.s1379 6 років тому +13

      *_BUT TODAY, TOMORROW IS TOMORROW..._*

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 6 років тому +1

      @@samans.s1379 Yes, but today it hasn't arrived. It's still coming. :)

    • @doubleggamingmeruz678
      @doubleggamingmeruz678 6 років тому

      @@misspriss2482 but tomorrow it has arrived

    • @et4949
      @et4949 6 років тому +2

      DoubleGGaming(meruz) but it arrives as “today”

    • @jeyd3944
      @jeyd3944 6 років тому

      Past present future

  • @carm2296
    @carm2296 6 років тому +51

    “Yeah boi! Your Dr knows how to think and stuff!!”
    That was adorable, Dr Mike was so excited to get that right!!😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @faithxanneproudofliam
    @faithxanneproudofliam 4 роки тому +8

    "Your doctor boi knows how to think and stuff" I love this man 😂❤

  • @xenianegroae6838
    @xenianegroae6838 6 років тому +345

    “That is the biggest frog” i’m DEAD

    • @bellaiscool1225
      @bellaiscool1225 6 років тому +20

      I still don't get it I'm an idiot lol

    • @florrie.6377
      @florrie.6377 6 років тому +5

      ... Why is that not the biggest frog? 😦

    • @evelyne1307
      @evelyne1307 6 років тому +32

      @@florrie.6377 I had that game on my ipod touch years ago, and you are suppose to do the opposite of what you're asked when the background is grey instead of beige. That's why he was supposed to touch the smallest frog 🐸

    • @florrie.6377
      @florrie.6377 6 років тому +7

      @@evelyne1307 oooh, i see. trick question! thank you for answering, i was very confused hehehe

  • @prakharsinghal4635
    @prakharsinghal4635 6 років тому +77

    *takes a test to prove that doctors are not genius*
    *PROVES THAT DOCTORS ARE GENIUS*

  • @anthonysingh3142
    @anthonysingh3142 6 років тому +107

    Yeah boi... my doctor boi knows how to think. Love it Dr. Mike. Awesome as always.

  • @VVsupremacy
    @VVsupremacy 4 роки тому +4

    I don't know why but at 1:24 when all those "Nope, Nope, Nope" GIFs came, I felt it extremely funny along with him trying to explain how vacuum cleaner is a better answer. 🤣🤣🤣
    Love from India ❤️ 🇮🇳

  • @k-catsaranghae1275
    @k-catsaranghae1275 5 років тому +251

    Question 6
    Actual answer: a secret
    My answer: Food....

    • @adrianbozdog9702
      @adrianbozdog9702 5 років тому +1

      K-cat Saranghae127 joey approves

    • @ania519
      @ania519 5 років тому +2

      I don't want to share my food though

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 4 роки тому

      Adrian Bozdog JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD

  • @EBemeraldbixby
    @EBemeraldbixby 6 років тому +8

    I hope you see this! -- I LOVE what you're doing to make medical professionals, as a community, feel more accessible and relatable, especially to the scientifically curious young generation. Through your channel, you're really helping tear down the stigmas and misconceptions that cause people to lack trust in their care providers. If anyone ever gives you crap for including some humor and casual topics in your work, please remember that your personality and presence *as a whole* really helps make you a great vector for the clinical/research side of the information you share. Client education/compliance is my passion, and for clients to be educated and comfortable advocating for themselves and compliant with medical directives, the relationship between care providers and community members needs to be repaired so we can get away from "Here's a cure your doctor doesn't want you to know about!" and other such trust-destroying rhetoric. Figures like you are forging that path, and making it more possible for the rest of us to help in the long run. Thank you for all the work you do!

  • @fn1376
    @fn1376 6 років тому +65

    wow it's the first time i have fun and learn at the same time... how is this possible you are amazing sub!!

  • @kaitlynoconnor14
    @kaitlynoconnor14 4 роки тому +1

    Dr mike at 2:09 “yeah boi, ya doctor boi knows how ta think n stuff.” Me: “i have lost all faith in humanity 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️”

  • @rowanfreedson2431
    @rowanfreedson2431 6 років тому +72

    This is my favorite youtube channel because he is funny, entertaining, and educational.

    • @soundharyapydikondala9267
      @soundharyapydikondala9267 6 років тому +3

      HUMMER tx and handsome. I wonder why he didn’t become an actor or a model.

    • @rowanfreedson2431
      @rowanfreedson2431 6 років тому +1

      @@soundharyapydikondala9267 true tbh his content is great.

  • @andreaviloriamejia4057
    @andreaviloriamejia4057 6 років тому +402

    You should try the impossible quiz. It would be hilarious.

  • @Linda-cc3xz
    @Linda-cc3xz 6 років тому +218

    You seem like the kind of person I'd just love to grab a cup of tea with and chat and it would be fun and awesome :)

  • @kailiak4271
    @kailiak4271 5 років тому +13

    "Doctors are not as smart as you think they are."
    And you expect me to trust you with my life?!

  • @yogaanddoritos6738
    @yogaanddoritos6738 6 років тому +317

    Yep, typical doctor... Even when you're wrong you try to prove that you're right 😂😂😂 ... I work with 5 of those divas!

    • @leangroundbeef2322
      @leangroundbeef2322 6 років тому +3

      no need for the negativity!

    • @minhha7826
      @minhha7826 6 років тому +37

      Lean GroundBeef it’s a joke omg

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 6 років тому +3

      Everyone does that. Maybe even you😮

    • @yogaanddoritos6738
      @yogaanddoritos6738 6 років тому +17

      @@MR-nl8xr who me!?... I'm never wrong and let me tell you why... lol jk

    • @yogaanddoritos6738
      @yogaanddoritos6738 6 років тому +3

      @@leangroundbeef2322 .. have you tried fatty beef? I love it... it was a joke btw 😁

  • @giannag4917
    @giannag4917 6 років тому +60

    2:06 Your name is now: Your doctor boi

  • @gianpaolososa1551
    @gianpaolososa1551 6 років тому +521

    How do you have time to do UA-cam as a doctor

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 6 років тому +134

      thats honestly a question that i have been thinking.

    • @batoolaburayya
      @batoolaburayya 6 років тому +6

      Yeah right?
      I was thinking the same 😂😂

    • @jennibean71
      @jennibean71 6 років тому +1

      Ditto

    • @keven1643
      @keven1643 6 років тому +37

      He doesn't do the editing

    • @1213musicislife
      @1213musicislife 6 років тому +14

      Pao it’s pretty common for doctors to make their own hours depending on the type they are & where they work

  • @danmeng9139
    @danmeng9139 4 роки тому +1

    For question 1 at 0:51 , it just means that 'tomorrow' will never arrive because at the time it would've become 'today.'

  • @Info123aqua
    @Info123aqua 6 років тому +386

    Let me just get the answer wrong and *try to justify my answer*

  • @whitehors6370
    @whitehors6370 6 років тому +109

    YOU ARE THE BEST DOCOR IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

    • @jagodak.6867
      @jagodak.6867 6 років тому +2

      There's one better Doctor. The Doctor. Doctor Who?

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 6 років тому

      Doctor House is better

  • @zoesxmorphe3738
    @zoesxmorphe3738 6 років тому +113

    0:31 why did that make me think of a kid getting a avocado for Christmas XD🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewgosman7907
    @andrewgosman7907 4 роки тому +53

    “ What is always coming but never arrives”
    “Tomorrow”
    That’s the answer because when the next day comes the day after that is tomorrow
    And the next day there still be a tomorrow since there’s a day after that one.
    ( I’m a kid on my dads account)

  • @thewintersoldier657
    @thewintersoldier657 6 років тому +768

    Hey doc , will there be a possibility to cure cancer in the future ? How far has the technology developed when it comes to cancer treatment ?

    • @CitraTheKrumZ
      @CitraTheKrumZ 6 років тому +65

      Hey bucky. I would say that the researchers are still looking for the cure. Cancers itself are different, and they metabolism are not yet fully understood. Results from In vitro & in vivo experiments doesn't always guarantee the successful outcome of the patients. :/

    • @rachithakumar4925
      @rachithakumar4925 6 років тому +32

      Im not a doctor but I did read an interesting article about genome editing and removing the cancer gene completely

    • @CitraTheKrumZ
      @CitraTheKrumZ 6 років тому +53

      @Anna333 that's not true. Cancers are complicated that's why we still don't have the cure. As I said earlier, Cancers are different. Each type has its own characteristics and drug resistance. That's why cancer drug & treatment varies, coz their metabolism is different. Not to mention that cancer cells are able to switch metabolic pathway to escape drug treatment

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 6 років тому +5

      @@CitraTheKrumZ How would know that the cure for cancer has been found if it is never made public?

    • @CitraTheKrumZ
      @CitraTheKrumZ 6 років тому +19

      @@kiyoponnn that could happen. But why would someone make a fuss and throw a lot of money to do the research when the result can't help people?

  • @meilyvillaverde7352
    @meilyvillaverde7352 6 років тому +24

    he takes an idiot test with certificates behind him 😂😂

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 6 років тому +523

    2:18 Let's see if Trump can answer question #8 😏

  • @RSr-uo9dl
    @RSr-uo9dl 5 років тому

    1:33 The number of "nope" in that frame is ridiculous 😂😂

  • @jaz1558
    @jaz1558 5 років тому +34

    Fails the idiot test and aces the medical questions, that's a doctor we all want

  • @shania1902
    @shania1902 6 років тому +33

    3:32: “Why did I fail!”
    ^Me when I get my test results back

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @gregorpesek
    @gregorpesek 6 років тому +288

    Could you make a video on acne? There is so much BS promoted on the internet i'm tired of finding a cure..

    • @arturwillow9108
      @arturwillow9108 6 років тому

      Are you sure he hasn't?

    • @sarmadghafoor1484
      @sarmadghafoor1484 6 років тому +4

      SandFPV if you go to your doctor they will give you pills to get rid of them that’s what my uncle said to my brother as he is infected full of them.... he still hasn’t made an appointment disappointing

    • @saumyagupta1210
      @saumyagupta1210 6 років тому +6

      After trying all the bullshit on the internet what finally worked for me was when I went to a dermatologist 😂. Seriously just go there since it could be hormonal too and they'll suggest deits and medications. And if you have scarring, you have a option of chemical peeling too.

    • @Sw33tCarolina
      @Sw33tCarolina 6 років тому +6

      My dermatologist prescribed me isotretinoin capsules. The treatment went on for a bit more than a year, but by the middle of it I could already see the results. It's the only thing I think can actually cure acne.

    • @krillrule99
      @krillrule99 6 років тому

      for me it comes down to having a good skincare routine and sticking to it without exception

  • @beeftea5204
    @beeftea5204 6 місяців тому

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff” 😂😂😂😂 made my day

  • @user-nl1hi4oh6n
    @user-nl1hi4oh6n 6 років тому +219

    Congrats on number 6 on trending.
    Edit #1 thanks for the likes!!!

    • @gululu_965
      @gululu_965 6 років тому

      Your comment has 6 likes👍👍👍👍👍👍
      (Edit: Not anymore.....)

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 6 років тому

      Now it's #4

  • @AlexLopez-zo9rg
    @AlexLopez-zo9rg 6 років тому +69

    If he failed an idiot test, doesn’t that mean he passed?

    • @mayal6459
      @mayal6459 6 років тому +1

      If he failed the idiot test that means he's an idiot, so he passed at being an idiot?

    • @JohnSmith-sg1pi
      @JohnSmith-sg1pi 6 років тому

      @@mayal6459 if it's a test that tests him on whether or not he's an idiot, and he fails the requirements that make up such idiot, then is he still technically an idiot?

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 6 років тому +3

      @@JohnSmith-sg1pi *STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD*

    • @unitie
      @unitie 6 років тому

      MyOpinionIsAFACT 😂😂😂

  • @raulquindosmorales6819
    @raulquindosmorales6819 5 років тому +73

    “Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff” I died.... literally if my doctor said that I’ll be dead...
    Love your videos man

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot one thing
      If a doctor as cute as him says it

  • @nadi_haleyy
    @nadi_haleyy 2 роки тому

    "Your doctor boy knows how to think and stuff!" 🤣🤣❤️