Twitter is having a mental breakdown in the living room while clutching his buttcrack tightly since he tends to get explosive diarrhoea whenever he feels anxious like any normal human being.
That guy who traded the dog for the shoe probably bred his dogs and were trying to sell the babies. He was probably unable to sell 1 of them and so he decided to sort of give it away since he couldn’t afford to take care of it.
Somebody with a fucking brain, THANK YOU! It was so annoying to listen to Fainted rant for about a minute about this situation when it makes perfect sense if the guys dog just gave birth to a bunch of puppies.
For the one where someone traded a dog for shoes. It looks like a pup so the adult dog could have kids and then he had to obviously give them away so he traded something he wanted and the other guy got a dog
Exactly that's what I was thinking, because we did the same thing with our kitten The dude with the shoe got what he wanted and found a home for his puppy It's a win win
@@yespapa8102 he could, but didn't do what your heartless self was thinking and hopfully the pup has a great home now and lol what are you trying to say there bud? Come on speak up. So you'd rather have the pup on the street? Soo you'd trade a life for an item? Other than money? Dangggg Thats tuff.
Twitch: "stop calling us simps" Me: "perhaps when you chill out with banning men, or start being as aggressive with bans with the women I'll agree to stop calling you lot a team run by simps"
@@miss_daisy4925 That comment was so unnecessary, and you're assuming their political beliefs? Anyways, glad I'm aware my man Sebastian has some shoe game.
Rydobhoy 11 Uhhh, that’s just time zones my dude, what I’m getting at is just how utterly fucked my sense of time is thanks to quarantine, like every time a _How is Twitter Free?_ pops up in my sub box I’m like “there’s no way it’s already been a week”
According to NextDayPets, the average price is $800 for a dog that's bred to be a family pet. The price goes up for show-quality dogs with an exceptional lineage. You can expect to pay anywhere from $2,300 up to $10,000 or more for pups with top breed lines. So he didn’t even win the trade by price
2:51 I can’t believe you just went on a 2 minute tirade ab how that guy finessed himself and didn’t stop to think for one second that maybe his dog gave birth and he ain’t aboutta keep like 9 puppies to himself.
@@guidomonto3742 idc what dude was trying to do and I'm not debating it nor accusing him of anything. I'm explaining to the OP why fainted spent time talking bout the trade cuz overall the dude who traded the shoes got the better deal 🤷🏻 hands down.
2:46 Fainted, I'm very sorry you do not know this. This is a young pup, it was probably only just released from it's mother. He traded the pup for a shoe because he has 4-8 more of which he will likely keep one.
I've been waiting so long for this. Also I've watched all the episodes like 10 times over, you're my favorite UA-cam ever like for real you are so awesome
3:05 German Shepherds actually have quite alot of underlying problems because they been selectively bred for so long. The most common problems are Hip Dysplasia, Elbow Dysplasia, Bloat, Epilepsy, Hemophilia, Diabetes, Cataracts, Degenarative Disc Disease, Panosteitis, Allergies, Pancreatitis, Thyroid issues, Bladder Stones, Urinary Tract Infections, Nose Infections, Dental Health Problems and Cancer.
5:35 Wait till he finds out about Leroy Sané, a football player (the real football where you play with your feet) who has a tattoo of himself, celebrating after scoring a goal, on his ENTIRE back.
TIL I learned it's pronounced "Nigh-key" Not "N-eye-K" Btw I'm not from an English speaking country and even tho I guess you could say I'm fluent in English I didn't actually know this
The fact she thought duck eggs were a cuisine in Scotland at any period is even more hilarious 😂😂 also apparently they fought the plague with chopped onions lol
They guy who traded the dog for the shoe, if that guy just had a huge litter and didn't want to sell them for 120, and would rather sell it for something worth much more.
When he’s always asking how is twitter free but never how is twitter doing
Twitter is having a mental breakdown in the living room while clutching his buttcrack tightly since he tends to get explosive diarrhoea whenever he feels anxious like any normal human being.
Heart been broke so many times
@@kennedyweaver7590 I I don't know what to believe, mama say it's my fault, it's my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve
I-
😔
That guy who traded the dog for the shoe probably bred his dogs and were trying to sell the babies. He was probably unable to sell 1 of them and so he decided to sort of give it away since he couldn’t afford to take care of it.
Thank you, I was going to reply this and the. I saw your comment
I hope so
Somebody with a fucking brain, THANK YOU! It was so annoying to listen to Fainted rant for about a minute about this situation when it makes perfect sense if the guys dog just gave birth to a bunch of puppies.
Fuck I was gonna say this I thought it would be easy to see that
makes sense
fainted’s “what’s up, cuties?” is the only thing getting me through 2020
You live up to your name.
Kaledrone /\ fax on my kids cuh no cap⚡️✨✨⚡️⚡️
what about no0b3?
Kaledrone /\ *_Damn bro that's alot of damage_*
Kaledrone /\ Yager
When he said "wassup qt's" I felt wanted
Hey qt3.14 😘
Just like you felt your uncle.
Cocoa Bean
and I want a harem of anime girls but we can’t always get what we want can we?
So true
True lol
For the one where someone traded a dog for shoes. It looks like a pup so the adult dog could have kids and then he had to obviously give them away so he traded something he wanted and the other guy got a dog
Exactly that's what I was thinking, because we did the same thing with our kitten
The dude with the shoe got what he wanted and found a home for his puppy
It's a win win
"i am wearing a lobster, how could i have my id" yeah that's fair lol
L O g I c
finally, a normal fucking comment
1:46 so nobody’s going to talk about that photoshop skill
Ikr
*James enters chat*
its not photoshop its actually spiderman😐
Ye
Ye
Me: is he gonna say it?
Fainted: wassup cuties
K
i bet the guy was a breeder and that was a newborn he couldn’t sell tbh.
or his dog had babies and can’t keep them all
@@aalexttostado well he can just abandon the dog and drive away but I would rather get something in return
@@yespapa8102 you monster
yes papa tf
@@yespapa8102 he could, but didn't do what your heartless self was thinking and hopfully the pup has a great home now and lol what are you trying to say there bud? Come on speak up. So you'd rather have the pup on the street? Soo you'd trade a life for an item? Other than money? Dangggg
Thats tuff.
dear fainted, Make a only fans where you just say what's up cuties. Sincerely, The whole community. Ps, add the anime voice.
You forgot about him talking in an anime girl voice
I sign
I sign
I sign
Signed
Is it just me or is that Spider-Man photoshop actually dope
hi
It ain’t just u
It was super wholesome
Day 5 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice
Wow your actually dedicated you should keep it up
Simp
@@sproost3886 I know you are😂😂😂
@@Ahmed-ek8er I know you are😂😂😂
@@sproost3886 lol
That last one was so incredibly wild. I cannot conceive how that could have possibly happened.
Like yeah, on all the fire exit doors are big signs and the doors have usually a different shape.
Yea....
That cat was so epic
ikr, how did they capture that crocodile?
BUldix
It probably said FIRE exist in German and because she didn’t understand German she thought it was the sauna LOL
Yea, the cat and the crocodile were pretty wild
Twitch: "stop calling us simps"
Me: "perhaps when you chill out with banning men, or start being as aggressive with bans with the women I'll agree to stop calling you lot a team run by simps"
Let's get Fainted to say "wazzup sexy" for his next intro
or wasup moto moto ;))
stop ruining the wholesomeness
the dog is worth more than the shoe, they do sell for around 500 dollars
Sebastian Rodriguez You have the brain of a trump supporter.
@@miss_daisy4925 well atleast trump supporters don't support pedophiles, plus I'm British so i don't care about yankee's
@@miss_daisy4925 That comment was so unnecessary, and you're assuming their political beliefs? Anyways, glad I'm aware my man Sebastian has some shoe game.
*Fainted saying what’s up cuties really hit me😩*
Just like your daddy did.
@@Kaledrone . . .
Me too
thats crazy and so original
@@Kaledrone lmao
Everyone: *simping over Fainted saying what’s up cuties*
Me: *felt that*
Week 8 of asking Fainted to rename this series “How tf is Today Sunday?”
Rydobhoy 11 Uhhh, that’s just time zones my dude, what I’m getting at is just how utterly fucked my sense of time is thanks to quarantine, like every time a _How is Twitter Free?_ pops up in my sub box I’m like “there’s no way it’s already been a week”
Agent Stache that’s a shitty rename for an excellent series
Agent Stache but I still agree with your point, lowkey thought that it was still May
Proskilzz it's not may? Well Jesus Christ I feel dumb
Agent Stache i will not let you change daddy fainteds show it must stay how is Twitter free,other wise it loses all its humor
The dude probably breeds Shepards and in that case he only lost like 100 bucks on that trade
L
He called us the c word. We’ve won already
C O C K
@@cyvader101 *you weren't supposed to do that*
@@cyvader101 COCK
C O C K
*_C O C K_*
"Idk maybe a lil robux on the side"
That hit home-
"what's up cuties" is my only source of serotonin at this point
wHat iS In yoUr bAg it has 30 likes bad use most people probably don’t understand what serotonin means
@@zepskee5194 shut up
According to NextDayPets, the average price is $800 for a dog that's bred to be a family pet. The price goes up for show-quality dogs with an exceptional lineage. You can expect to pay anywhere from $2,300 up to $10,000 or more for pups with top breed lines. So he didn’t even win the trade by price
When fainted hit 1 million subs I want him to say “ call me ranch cause I be dressin” in his anime girl voice
Yes
Idu where do yall hear an anime voice
snookiaiai in videos
Every time when he says “wassup qt’s” my day gets even better 🥰😘
When he says “what’s up cuties”, it genuinely makes me happy. Idk why, but it makes me feel happy. Makes my day better.
When you appreciate a compliment so much you start acting like a *SIMP*
You should get that shit checked out I mean it seems you got a case of the simps
You gay homie..
Jamal Osman
wait but im a girl-
Spearmint Snakes still gay
Did anyone else read “how is twitch free”
Not only did I get a promotion, but hearing "What's up cuties" makes me smile everytime
2:51 I can’t believe you just went on a 2 minute tirade ab how that guy finessed himself and didn’t stop to think for one second that maybe his dog gave birth and he ain’t aboutta keep like 9 puppies to himself.
Do you know what full bred GSD puppies are worth? He just bought $300 shoes with a $500+ puppy. He lost that trade.
@@vexu7366 he prolly got like 5 other pups
Vex U he didn’t want to sell the pup tho. He needed a quick way to get rid of it, without harming the dog.
@@pazan181 do you know what the cost of proper breeding is?
@@guidomonto3742 idc what dude was trying to do and I'm not debating it nor accusing him of anything. I'm explaining to the OP why fainted spent time talking bout the trade cuz overall the dude who traded the shoes got the better deal 🤷🏻 hands down.
Fainted: "I've never known anybody to get themself tattooed in such a large area of their body"
Steve-O: you're...you're joking right?
You're*
@@gudette9751 i hate you
@@gudette9751 yo guys we got a smarty over here (please do my homework)
@@andrewdiaz8075 lol imagine doing homework
@@gudette9751 thanks for the correction mate
"i am wearing only a lobster"
*seems legit*
we need an entire series about fainted being a SIMP
When fainted says: What’s up ”cjutis”
Pp stand up
when you commented on the back tattoo, all incould think of was ”have you never heard of steve-O?”
2:46 Fainted, I'm very sorry you do not know this. This is a young pup, it was probably only just released from it's mother. He traded the pup for a shoe because he has 4-8 more of which he will likely keep one.
True
😂 true
4th time in a row! “What’s up, cuties”
Welcome to the cumzone
Why is the floor white
if fainted started an asmr channel....
everyone would faint- i mean fall asleep
what's up cuties gets me everytime
You are now gae
if fainted dies and doesn't have a chance to post how is twitter free, he's not dying.
Maybe he had a pregnant dog who had pups and needed to sell them
Momma dog finna poop in his sneakers when he get home
Fainted: “Whats up qt’s”
*Everyone Liked That*
anyone just bLush when he says “what’s up cuties”?
You saying "Whats up cuties' is the thing that gets me through my day
5:54 he will regret that when he sobers up
When Fainted says “What’s up, cuties” it hits me hard😫😩
Fainted: *'what's up cuties?'*
Me: this was worser than my mom suggesting me to marry
Wilbur Soot.
Your mom suggested that?-😥
what-
@@notjudi140 y e s, my mom said. _'Look that guy is handsome, you should marry him!'_
I've been waiting so long for this. Also I've watched all the episodes like 10 times over, you're my favorite UA-cam ever like for real you are so awesome
2:51 Fainted the guy was probably a dog breeder so he was going to sell the dog anyway.
So what?My parents are dog breeders so I know.People sell dogs for so much more money.That guy is an idiot either way
Or his dog got pregnant and they wanted to find a loving home for his puppy since they couldn't keep it
THE DOGGO DESERVES HIS LOVE EITHER WAY
@@travelsizedarchie try taking care of 9 dogs alone
3:05 German Shepherds actually have quite alot of underlying problems because they been selectively bred for so long. The most common problems are Hip Dysplasia, Elbow Dysplasia, Bloat, Epilepsy, Hemophilia, Diabetes, Cataracts, Degenarative Disc Disease, Panosteitis, Allergies, Pancreatitis, Thyroid issues, Bladder Stones, Urinary Tract Infections, Nose Infections, Dental Health Problems and Cancer.
5:35
Wait till he finds out about Leroy Sané, a football player (the real football where you play with your feet) who has a tattoo of himself, celebrating after scoring a goal, on his ENTIRE back.
Or steveo
hau'oli city in the background, you a real gamer
I remember when he this series only had 20 episodes
Dog: I will be your best friend for the rest of my life.
Human: Ok
Human: *Trades dog for a shoe.*
Dog: I still love you 😢
Twitch: stop calling us simp
People: ha ha, twitch simps go grrr
the almighty egg time stamp?
That Spiderman parent did an incredible job what the hell
3:34 its a puppy so prob his dog had pups and there were alot
Congratulations on 1 million, Fainted!
Why would I watch p*rnhub when I can read my Bible and get high off the Holy Spirit? 😒
5:30 My broke ass dressing up as an astronaut for Halloween
2:05 Spider man: Miles morales ps5?
How Is Twitter Free is the highlight of my sunday
im first colab with me now
Loser
@Sol yes i am
@@kremit_frog4031 gay
@Sol he is
bro, you actually fuckin first I went through the entire comment section by using newest first HOW?
That smooth criminal joke was smooth.
When he said Nike as “n-eye-k” I cringed. It’s “Nih-key”
TIL I learned it's pronounced "Nigh-key" Not "N-eye-K"
Btw I'm not from an English speaking country and even tho I guess you could say I'm fluent in English I didn't actually know this
Alfy Animals yes its nigh key
It’s not nikey it’s nike
I think that’s the American way and the American way of things are wrong
Hannah Renèe weirdly enough, Nike (nigh-key) is an American Company! So that means your pronunciation is wrong
Hearing fainted call us cuties and having sun and moon background music could make me faint!
"I have never seen someone get a tattoo of themself that big" (5:53)
Steve-O: "Allow me to introduce my self"
Love the marble fade
I love the way he says “bruh”
That guy can’t have dairy but is having eggs, madlad
12:24 I- that was a whole ROLLERCOASTER OMG
I could emotional ly feel that last story
Fainted understands how amazing dogs are tho
Fainteds "what's up cuties" is just oml
Plot twist: The dog was never his dog to begin with
Fainted- "ive never known anyone to get a tattoo of themselves on such a large part of their body"
Steve-O- "Am i a joke to you?"
Steve-O had himself tattooed on his whole back
The duck egg mom was such a karen, like the kid can handle the fact that they're intolerant 😂
The fact she thought duck eggs were a cuisine in Scotland at any period is even more hilarious 😂😂 also apparently they fought the plague with chopped onions lol
5:51
Steve-o from Jackass: "first time?"
Bro just took a handful of chips and started chewing only to realize that they were infested in ants...
OMG best story ever, i feel so bad because i couldn't stop laughing 😂
If that full blood German shepherd has papers then when its older he's got a gold mine by breeding it
a full breed german shepherd puppy costs around $300 to $900 so he technically won the trade
The dog is priceless
I will trade 5 cars 12 mega yachts and 40 different phones of choice for D O G
or
B I R B
Jesus I’ve been here since 5k. you’ve grown so fast fainted. Love ur vids so much!
The intro is the only reason I still watch UA-cam
Petition to change how is twitter free to friday...
I love the keem song in the back 😂😂😂
Congrats on 1.01 million subs!
I really be sittin here watching Fainted sunburnt, tired and feeling sorry for myself.
They always ask “how are you free twitter~” never “how are you doing twitter”
As soon as you mentioned sony replying I got a ps5 advert
8:49 is the longest tweet EVERRRR
The dude probably didn't want to deal with the German Shepard's hip dysplasia when she gets older.
I’m glad he loves Pokémon background music lmfao
the hau'oli (or however you spell it, havent played gen 7 in a while) night music is a nice touch
Twitch : stop calling us simps
Me : S I M P
Plot twist the guy who traded the German Shepard for the shoes was a dog breeder💀💀💀💀😱😱😱😎😎😎
They guy who traded the dog for the shoe, if that guy just had a huge litter and didn't want to sell them for 120, and would rather sell it for something worth much more.