you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)
I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life. Yours unfaithfully, me.
if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!
I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec
I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.
theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer
the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes
The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME
on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low
im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)
Funny how I'm watching this during (multiple) breaktime(s), and when the chocolate Digestive came up, I could finaly relate with that cause they also sell those here (NL). But then the 'chocolate hobnob' (?) review came up, and it would appear that this cookie I am eating that I got from the caffeteria is the same one as you reacted to! So I tasted the same flavour in real-time! ^,.,^
i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????
Perfection! ...but you missed the dark chocolate digestive. One could argue that you've covered it with the dark chocolate hobnob and the milk chocolate digestive...but NO, IT NEEDS COVERING IN THE NEXT EPISODE....and add some cookies, thankyou please.
how can you rate biscuits WITHOUT tea?? The fact that the Cake got S tier supports this the dry-ness of biscuit needs tea Jaffa cakes softness is what makes them a cake, just sayinnnn
“they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.
i will never argue with someone's taste cuz preference is subjective, but as an american i am compelled to inform you that the best possible representation of a chocolate chip cookie is a freshly baked one that you've made at home! packaged chocolate chip cookies need to gtfo lol
custard cream in B is a custard crime! i'd get him up in A at least
Phil I need you to make this video please
I second this! Phil’s tier list would be amazing
phil biscuit tier list when
phil you need to do your own now PLEASE!!
you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)
LMAO Sophie yelling "You need a reality check." PJ just too bougie.
"Sophie's gonna be ragin'" "What the Fu*k" was perfect
I don’t think this guy even likes biscuits
1: Where are rich teas? 2: Jaffa cakes are legally a cake and have no place on this list. 3: Petition to have a Sophie list.
i think we deserve to see Sophies list as compensation for this abomination
I trust Sophie to make an S tier tier list
I think Sophie's ranking is on the Patreon btw!
Agreed!! I think Sophie is more of a biscuit fan than PJ
we're gonna need another version of this called Biscuit Ranking Edition (With A Cup of Tea) please. the whole board will change
Pj literally woke up and chose war this day
putting the hob nob chocolate side down on the board was more upsetting to me than any ranking
i didn't think it was possible for someone to have such incorrect opinions about biscuits and yet here you are
I'm not even halfway through and I'm simply obsessed with Sophie getting offended in the background
That was the most controversial and the most British video ever
I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life.
Yours unfaithfully, me.
putting the jaffa cake as S-Tier is the most british thing you could've done
the only objectively correct rating in this whole video
if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!
I hope PJ reads this fun fact ☆
Sophie's not having a good time! Hahaha! She just realized the man she's with by these ranking.
sophie arguing with your choices is so funny 😭also as an american I feel I must defend our oreo's honor
The malted milk slander... I will neither forget nor forgive...
wait how are the biscuits sticking to the board
THANK YOU!?!? 😂 its not just me thinking that!?! 😆
F tier: squashed fly biscuits.
S tier: every other biscuit ever made ever. I feckin love biscuits.
PJ is the Ebenezer scrooge of biscuits
The "where do you think I got this from?"
✨️🕺"I got it from my daddy"🕺✨️
made me absolutely crumble lol
lets get CONTROVERSIAL
edit: PARTY RINGS IN E TIER??????????????
This comment really is a tale in two parts lmao 😂
this ranking is criminal
party rings being so low is CRIMINAL !!!! Also, no rich teas??? this video is a sham /lh
Malted milk and party rings in E tier??? I am QUAKING that is UNHINGED
You need the pink panther wafers specifically 😭😭
not the mid-roll ad for betterhelp as you’re putting the party ring in E tier 😭😭😭😭😭 youtube is getting too meta, i fear
I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec
For anyone wondering, the music / song at the end is Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing (Ed Ryan Remix) [Electro-Swing]
how did those biscuits even stick to the board??
i've been trying to figure out the whole time how you got the cookies to stick like that
My theory is jump cuts and sneaky blu tac??
Same! Did he glue velcro to the back of each biscuit? I need to know.
pj i regret to inform you you are wrong!! i need sophie's ranking to cleanse MY palette jfc
Wow I didn't expect this video to actually be so controversial 😅 These are some wild takes
The “P” in PJ stands for picky
I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.
I only eat biscuits dunked in tea so theyre all S tier that way
i feel personally attacked by some of these choices, particularly the underrated malted milk. i had faith in you PJ
For April Fool's Day this year, Oreo should change their US branding from "cookies" to "biscuits" and their UK branding from "biscuits" to "cookies".
theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer
“That’s just how I feel but it’s also what I know” is great
How come the shortbread got to represent its whole family but not the cookie?? Justice for chocolate chip!
the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes
Havent watched you in 5 years
Saw the notification and thought "eh why not"
And actually surprisingly loved this
Also you should try "milk bikis" if its available there
Was the person you remember saying "cookie cookie cookie!" Angelica from Rugrats?
PJ! How dare you do the party ring dirty like that 😂
Putting oreos in D tier is criminal 🫢
justice for oreo
They deserve F
The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME
13:04 My guess: crumbelina
How do the biscuits stick to the ranking board????? I am confuzeld pls help
I think these biscuits deserve a re-vote with some dipping liquids (tea, coffee, milk, etc)
I was up in arms on Bourbon placement UNTIL the jaffa cake reveal. I have no notes on this flawless list.
4:58 thank YOU i hate those biscuits
Swap the jammie dodger and the pink waffer and we'll have zero problems...
The idea of having all those cookies together in the same jar is giving me the heebie jeebies
on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low
ive fallen out with you over this pj
....You lost me when you cheated custard creams out of the S tier and capitulated to the Biscoff shills :(
the song at the is such a jam!!!
This may not go down in the history books but I won't forget, PJ, I won't forget. JUSTICE FOR THE DODGER.
listen, you are right and completely correct, good job in having the right opinion
My girlfriend commended Garibaldi immediately upon seeing the biscuit we are awaiting the payment on our fax machine any minute now thanks
We need two boards! Could be so much fun to see how Sophie's board would be compared to yours 🤣
The ranking board is working overtime to get that return of investments.
im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)
We need more of this unhinged energy
As an American, I've only had two of these (Oreo and Chocolate Digestive) but even I can tell that PJ is a certified ~cookie~ snob. 🍪
Funny how I'm watching this during (multiple) breaktime(s), and when the chocolate Digestive came up, I could finaly relate with that cause they also sell those here (NL). But then the 'chocolate hobnob' (?) review came up, and it would appear that this cookie I am eating that I got from the caffeteria is the same one as you reacted to! So I tasted the same flavour in real-time! ^,.,^
i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????
so interesting to see the phenomena song used for a different add (ours in australia was for a sunscreen company called banana boat)
Have you considered you may simply not like biscuits? 😂
here for the controversy!! yippie!!
How are the cookies sticking? Did I miss something?
As a Canadian who has had almost none of these, I don't know why I'm here and yet here I am
Now I want shortbread and theyre so expensive in Greece >.< it'd be fun if you also did this with foreign bisquits/sweets!
waited the whole video for the ranking of a caramel log. my time never came
Haven’t watched yet but if grandads biscuits isn’t mentioned this video is NOTHING
Real (possibly stupid) question here: how are the cookies staying on the board??? I really must know XD
this video is just pj discovering he doesn't actually like biscuits
I'm actually shook that you didn't try these all with tea!
Perfection! ...but you missed the dark chocolate digestive. One could argue that you've covered it with the dark chocolate hobnob and the milk chocolate digestive...but NO, IT NEEDS COVERING IN THE NEXT EPISODE....and add some cookies, thankyou please.
Fun fact guys he went to the same university that edd gould went to
the oreo in d is criminal
how can you rate biscuits WITHOUT tea??
The fact that the Cake got S tier supports this the dry-ness of biscuit needs tea
Jaffa cakes softness is what makes them a cake, just sayinnnn
I guessed fly cemetery for the Garibaldi
“they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE
Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.
the fact that the rich tea biscuit isnt in the biscuit ranking is CRIMINAL
its 4.30 am and I am absolutely raging at party rings being in E tier
If there was a tier lower the party ring would be there... why are you even here? This is not a party, this is a funeral.
Amazing video as always
I knew that was a biscuit, but for a fee seconds I thought PJ had brought on Jammidodger himself
i will never argue with someone's taste cuz preference is subjective, but as an american i am compelled to inform you that the best possible representation of a chocolate chip cookie is a freshly baked one that you've made at home! packaged chocolate chip cookies need to gtfo lol
Has this video made me want to travel to the UK solely for a bourbon cream? (maybe)
ranking MILK chocolate digestives against DARK chocolate hobnobs is OUT OF ORDER
(sorry, late to the party but...) why has no one asked..... how the HECK is he sticking biscuits to Velcro!?!/ 😂
I was waiting for Jaffa. The saying is "China Doll in the Bullpen."
Finally someone telling the truth about party rings! If you like them you're lying :/
You need to re-do this test but dunk each biscuit in a cup of tea. That’s the only way to eat a lot of these biscuits. I’m appalled at this list
History may not remember, but I will remember your insincerity on custard creams and bourbons!!
had to pause and get a biscuit half way through.. got too hungry
I'm not sad about the ranking cause I'm much more mad at myself for not having any biscuits at home rn