My Most Controversial Video Ever - Biscuit Ranking Edition

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  • @AmazingPhil
    @AmazingPhil 10 місяців тому +1005

    custard cream in B is a custard crime! i'd get him up in A at least

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 10 місяців тому +84

      Phil I need you to make this video please

    • @MarelleMerita
      @MarelleMerita 10 місяців тому +27

      I second this! Phil’s tier list would be amazing

    • @tired-snail
      @tired-snail 10 місяців тому +16

      phil biscuit tier list when

    • @_charlotte24
      @_charlotte24 10 місяців тому +3

      phil you need to do your own now PLEASE!!

    • @YA-tt5if
      @YA-tt5if 10 місяців тому +5

      you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)

  • @Thorn99855
    @Thorn99855 10 місяців тому +269

    LMAO Sophie yelling "You need a reality check." PJ just too bougie.

  • @underworldsghost
    @underworldsghost 10 місяців тому +406

    "Sophie's gonna be ragin'" "What the Fu*k" was perfect

  • @patchyblonde
    @patchyblonde 10 місяців тому +175

    I don’t think this guy even likes biscuits

  • @binbob9
    @binbob9 10 місяців тому +403

    1: Where are rich teas? 2: Jaffa cakes are legally a cake and have no place on this list. 3: Petition to have a Sophie list.

    • @frigotter
      @frigotter 10 місяців тому +40

      i think we deserve to see Sophies list as compensation for this abomination

    • @382pigeons
      @382pigeons 10 місяців тому +14

      I trust Sophie to make an S tier tier list

    • @shilohh_
      @shilohh_ 10 місяців тому +8

      I think Sophie's ranking is on the Patreon btw!

    • @HannahMarriott
      @HannahMarriott 10 місяців тому

      Agreed!! I think Sophie is more of a biscuit fan than PJ

  • @moatla4678
    @moatla4678 10 місяців тому +160

    we're gonna need another version of this called Biscuit Ranking Edition (With A Cup of Tea) please. the whole board will change

  • @justdomshow
    @justdomshow 10 місяців тому +145

    Pj literally woke up and chose war this day

  • @noblenansa
    @noblenansa 10 місяців тому +63

    putting the hob nob chocolate side down on the board was more upsetting to me than any ranking

  • @_charlotte24
    @_charlotte24 10 місяців тому +52

    i didn't think it was possible for someone to have such incorrect opinions about biscuits and yet here you are

  • @falloutphan7341
    @falloutphan7341 10 місяців тому +65

    I'm not even halfway through and I'm simply obsessed with Sophie getting offended in the background

  • @Thiscoldice
    @Thiscoldice 10 місяців тому +78

    That was the most controversial and the most British video ever

  • @hamalam9169
    @hamalam9169 10 місяців тому +26

    I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life.
    Yours unfaithfully, me.

  • @madisbench
    @madisbench 10 місяців тому +99

    putting the jaffa cake as S-Tier is the most british thing you could've done

    • @tired-snail
      @tired-snail 10 місяців тому +8

      the only objectively correct rating in this whole video

  • @caterinanai9129
    @caterinanai9129 10 місяців тому +55

    if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!

    • @aisling_90
      @aisling_90 10 місяців тому +3

      I hope PJ reads this fun fact ☆

  • @dangerindesign
    @dangerindesign 10 місяців тому +113

    Sophie's not having a good time! Hahaha! She just realized the man she's with by these ranking.

  • @giannabarbee
    @giannabarbee 10 місяців тому +35

    sophie arguing with your choices is so funny 😭also as an american I feel I must defend our oreo's honor

  • @rockymaxwell
    @rockymaxwell 10 місяців тому +19

    The malted milk slander... I will neither forget nor forgive...

  • @Jujufos
    @Jujufos 10 місяців тому +23

    wait how are the biscuits sticking to the board

    • @AdeleTheFangirl25
      @AdeleTheFangirl25 9 місяців тому +2

      THANK YOU!?!? 😂 its not just me thinking that!?! 😆

  • @emmarubacava
    @emmarubacava 10 місяців тому +30

    F tier: squashed fly biscuits.
    S tier: every other biscuit ever made ever. I feckin love biscuits.

  • @crisppacket5751
    @crisppacket5751 10 місяців тому +25

    PJ is the Ebenezer scrooge of biscuits

  • @emmaferringer9055
    @emmaferringer9055 10 місяців тому +18

    The "where do you think I got this from?"
    ✨️🕺"I got it from my daddy"🕺✨️
    made me absolutely crumble lol

  • @sanriobambi
    @sanriobambi 10 місяців тому +52

    lets get CONTROVERSIAL
    edit: PARTY RINGS IN E TIER??????????????

    • @emilymarley4505
      @emilymarley4505 9 місяців тому +1

      This comment really is a tale in two parts lmao 😂

  • @rutaceae
    @rutaceae 10 місяців тому +17

    this ranking is criminal

  • @writtenbyme_c
    @writtenbyme_c 10 місяців тому +34

    party rings being so low is CRIMINAL !!!! Also, no rich teas??? this video is a sham /lh

  • @jurassicphan
    @jurassicphan 10 місяців тому +15

    Malted milk and party rings in E tier??? I am QUAKING that is UNHINGED

  • @phhantasm
    @phhantasm 10 місяців тому +16

    You need the pink panther wafers specifically 😭😭

  • @lessamazingemily
    @lessamazingemily 10 місяців тому +9

    not the mid-roll ad for betterhelp as you’re putting the party ring in E tier 😭😭😭😭😭 youtube is getting too meta, i fear

  • @nia.j.h
    @nia.j.h 10 місяців тому +8

    I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec

  • @QwilSchirmer
    @QwilSchirmer 10 місяців тому +5

    For anyone wondering, the music / song at the end is Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing (Ed Ryan Remix) [Electro-Swing]

  • @paradeoflaughter
    @paradeoflaughter 8 місяців тому +5

    how did those biscuits even stick to the board??

  • @LizziferLizard
    @LizziferLizard 10 місяців тому +10

    i've been trying to figure out the whole time how you got the cookies to stick like that

    • @eyejay404
      @eyejay404 10 місяців тому +4

      My theory is jump cuts and sneaky blu tac??

    • @elliott227
      @elliott227 10 місяців тому +2

      Same! Did he glue velcro to the back of each biscuit? I need to know.

  • @YA-tt5if
    @YA-tt5if 10 місяців тому +7

    pj i regret to inform you you are wrong!! i need sophie's ranking to cleanse MY palette jfc

  • @madgirllolly
    @madgirllolly 10 місяців тому +11

    Wow I didn't expect this video to actually be so controversial 😅 These are some wild takes

  • @beautifulheart4
    @beautifulheart4 10 місяців тому +10

    The “P” in PJ stands for picky

  • @isobelf1837
    @isobelf1837 10 місяців тому +5

    I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.

  • @phhantasm
    @phhantasm 10 місяців тому +14

    I only eat biscuits dunked in tea so theyre all S tier that way

  • @frigotter
    @frigotter 10 місяців тому +7

    i feel personally attacked by some of these choices, particularly the underrated malted milk. i had faith in you PJ

  • @selenafrantastic
    @selenafrantastic 10 місяців тому +2

    For April Fool's Day this year, Oreo should change their US branding from "cookies" to "biscuits" and their UK branding from "biscuits" to "cookies".

  • @bkuras
    @bkuras 10 місяців тому +1

    theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer

  • @maddydominion3861
    @maddydominion3861 10 місяців тому +2

    “That’s just how I feel but it’s also what I know” is great

  • @SparklingRubberDuck
    @SparklingRubberDuck 9 місяців тому +2

    How come the shortbread got to represent its whole family but not the cookie?? Justice for chocolate chip!

  • @zows4
    @zows4 10 місяців тому +9

    the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes

  • @giordinonongrum6035
    @giordinonongrum6035 10 місяців тому +3

    Havent watched you in 5 years
    Saw the notification and thought "eh why not"
    And actually surprisingly loved this

    • @giordinonongrum6035
      @giordinonongrum6035 10 місяців тому

      Also you should try "milk bikis" if its available there

  • @satinsludge
    @satinsludge 10 місяців тому +4

    Was the person you remember saying "cookie cookie cookie!" Angelica from Rugrats?

  • @littleoldpheebs7092
    @littleoldpheebs7092 10 місяців тому +5

    PJ! How dare you do the party ring dirty like that 😂

  • @queenofsuga
    @queenofsuga 10 місяців тому +62

    Putting oreos in D tier is criminal 🫢

    • @thelogIady
      @thelogIady 10 місяців тому +8

      justice for oreo

    • @maryj4787
      @maryj4787 10 місяців тому

      They deserve F

  • @Lucy_Saxon
    @Lucy_Saxon 9 місяців тому +2

    The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME

  • @thelogIady
    @thelogIady 10 місяців тому +7

    13:04 My guess: crumbelina

  • @DerRattenkoenig
    @DerRattenkoenig 10 місяців тому +2

    How do the biscuits stick to the ranking board????? I am confuzeld pls help

  • @AlycatIsAlive
    @AlycatIsAlive 10 місяців тому +1

    I think these biscuits deserve a re-vote with some dipping liquids (tea, coffee, milk, etc)

  • @Typhoonjune
    @Typhoonjune 10 місяців тому +2

    I was up in arms on Bourbon placement UNTIL the jaffa cake reveal. I have no notes on this flawless list.

  • @bie_00
    @bie_00 10 місяців тому +1

    4:58 thank YOU i hate those biscuits

  • @bleusles
    @bleusles 10 місяців тому +2

    Swap the jammie dodger and the pink waffer and we'll have zero problems...

  • @shadesofmysoul
    @shadesofmysoul 10 місяців тому

    The idea of having all those cookies together in the same jar is giving me the heebie jeebies

  • @lucys6790
    @lucys6790 10 місяців тому +1

    on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low

  • @im-gonna-squeet
    @im-gonna-squeet 10 місяців тому +1

    ive fallen out with you over this pj

  • @grace-work-pm5ty
    @grace-work-pm5ty 10 місяців тому +2

    ....You lost me when you cheated custard creams out of the S tier and capitulated to the Biscoff shills :(

  • @pato__gato
    @pato__gato 10 місяців тому +1

    the song at the is such a jam!!!

  • @roseb7399
    @roseb7399 10 місяців тому

    This may not go down in the history books but I won't forget, PJ, I won't forget. JUSTICE FOR THE DODGER.

  • @coviherhu
    @coviherhu 10 місяців тому +2

    listen, you are right and completely correct, good job in having the right opinion

  • @mimiwhatsherface
    @mimiwhatsherface 10 місяців тому

    My girlfriend commended Garibaldi immediately upon seeing the biscuit we are awaiting the payment on our fax machine any minute now thanks

  • @Mumifique
    @Mumifique 10 місяців тому +1

    We need two boards! Could be so much fun to see how Sophie's board would be compared to yours 🤣

  • @dangerindesign
    @dangerindesign 10 місяців тому +6

    The ranking board is working overtime to get that return of investments.

  • @alwaysprocrastinating355
    @alwaysprocrastinating355 10 місяців тому +3

    im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)

  • @maggie_e2
    @maggie_e2 10 місяців тому

    We need more of this unhinged energy

  • @_brimac
    @_brimac 10 місяців тому +1

    As an American, I've only had two of these (Oreo and Chocolate Digestive) but even I can tell that PJ is a certified ~cookie~ snob. 🍪

  • @koenyboy500
    @koenyboy500 10 місяців тому

    Funny how I'm watching this during (multiple) breaktime(s), and when the chocolate Digestive came up, I could finaly relate with that cause they also sell those here (NL). But then the 'chocolate hobnob' (?) review came up, and it would appear that this cookie I am eating that I got from the caffeteria is the same one as you reacted to! So I tasted the same flavour in real-time! ^,.,^

  • @phoebelewis2790
    @phoebelewis2790 10 місяців тому +1

    i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????

  • @Leif265
    @Leif265 10 місяців тому

    so interesting to see the phenomena song used for a different add (ours in australia was for a sunscreen company called banana boat)

  • @vathre
    @vathre 10 місяців тому +1

    Have you considered you may simply not like biscuits? 😂

  • @luciefarts
    @luciefarts 10 місяців тому +1

    here for the controversy!! yippie!!

  • @058Martine
    @058Martine 10 місяців тому +1

    How are the cookies sticking? Did I miss something?

  • @casacan77
    @casacan77 9 місяців тому

    As a Canadian who has had almost none of these, I don't know why I'm here and yet here I am

  • @ElkeAlexia
    @ElkeAlexia 10 місяців тому

    Now I want shortbread and theyre so expensive in Greece >.< it'd be fun if you also did this with foreign bisquits/sweets!

  • @glowmaeda
    @glowmaeda 10 місяців тому

    waited the whole video for the ranking of a caramel log. my time never came

  • @MissAnthrope
    @MissAnthrope 10 місяців тому +1

    Haven’t watched yet but if grandads biscuits isn’t mentioned this video is NOTHING

  • @MelodiedeVivre
    @MelodiedeVivre 10 місяців тому +2

    Real (possibly stupid) question here: how are the cookies staying on the board??? I really must know XD

  • @dinojess526
    @dinojess526 10 місяців тому

    this video is just pj discovering he doesn't actually like biscuits

  • @noblenansa
    @noblenansa 10 місяців тому

    I'm actually shook that you didn't try these all with tea!

  • @1garysan
    @1garysan 10 місяців тому

    Perfection! ...but you missed the dark chocolate digestive. One could argue that you've covered it with the dark chocolate hobnob and the milk chocolate digestive...but NO, IT NEEDS COVERING IN THE NEXT EPISODE....and add some cookies, thankyou please.

  • @Marshadowisepic
    @Marshadowisepic 10 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact guys he went to the same university that edd gould went to

  • @ascattoni599
    @ascattoni599 9 місяців тому +1

    the oreo in d is criminal

  • @jubbi
    @jubbi 10 місяців тому +1

    how can you rate biscuits WITHOUT tea??
    The fact that the Cake got S tier supports this the dry-ness of biscuit needs tea
    Jaffa cakes softness is what makes them a cake, just sayinnnn

  • @maryj4787
    @maryj4787 10 місяців тому +1

    I guessed fly cemetery for the Garibaldi

  • @little_flower_vagabond
    @little_flower_vagabond 3 місяці тому

    “they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE
    Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.

  • @beeboop08
    @beeboop08 9 місяців тому

    the fact that the rich tea biscuit isnt in the biscuit ranking is CRIMINAL

  • @Meg_madness_
    @Meg_madness_ 4 місяці тому

    its 4.30 am and I am absolutely raging at party rings being in E tier

  • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
    @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 10 місяців тому

    If there was a tier lower the party ring would be there... why are you even here? This is not a party, this is a funeral.

  • @TrashyPhancakes
    @TrashyPhancakes 10 місяців тому

    Amazing video as always

  • @enbyishimaru
    @enbyishimaru 10 місяців тому

    I knew that was a biscuit, but for a fee seconds I thought PJ had brought on Jammidodger himself

  • @etheric_dissonance
    @etheric_dissonance 10 місяців тому +1

    i will never argue with someone's taste cuz preference is subjective, but as an american i am compelled to inform you that the best possible representation of a chocolate chip cookie is a freshly baked one that you've made at home! packaged chocolate chip cookies need to gtfo lol

  • @menschmeyer4986
    @menschmeyer4986 10 місяців тому

    Has this video made me want to travel to the UK solely for a bourbon cream? (maybe)

  • @theonewithskye
    @theonewithskye 10 місяців тому

    ranking MILK chocolate digestives against DARK chocolate hobnobs is OUT OF ORDER

  • @AdeleTheFangirl25
    @AdeleTheFangirl25 9 місяців тому +1

    (sorry, late to the party but...) why has no one asked..... how the HECK is he sticking biscuits to Velcro!?!/ 😂

  • @killatay2818
    @killatay2818 10 місяців тому

    I was waiting for Jaffa. The saying is "China Doll in the Bullpen."

  • @grace-work-pm5ty
    @grace-work-pm5ty 10 місяців тому +2

    Finally someone telling the truth about party rings! If you like them you're lying :/

  • @SophieGrayTV
    @SophieGrayTV 10 місяців тому

    You need to re-do this test but dunk each biscuit in a cup of tea. That’s the only way to eat a lot of these biscuits. I’m appalled at this list

  • @icommenttoplay1301
    @icommenttoplay1301 10 місяців тому

    History may not remember, but I will remember your insincerity on custard creams and bourbons!!

  • @rosiexjo
    @rosiexjo 10 місяців тому

    had to pause and get a biscuit half way through.. got too hungry

  • @ucouldbemymuse
    @ucouldbemymuse 10 місяців тому

    I'm not sad about the ranking cause I'm much more mad at myself for not having any biscuits at home rn