Too Hot To Handle: The Worst Dating Show On Netflix
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- Опубліковано 12 тра 2020
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Netflix: if you have no sex for the summer there is a 100.000 $ prize
Me: you guys are getting paid?
I would be rich damn damn
@@hartley9003 same
I'd be Bill Gates by now
$100 wouldnt be worth it
edit: and yes i know in dumb countries like america they use . instead of ,
yeah why aren't all us other people getting paid for not fucking each other
Netflix series: No sex for the summer.
Me: "I've been training my whole life for this"
*vrooming virgin noises silently in the background*
Oh no my reddit and old discord logo again lol
Also doesn't help during corona time
Every asexual be like
@@brgan557 I'd like but it's 69
Maybe it’s just because I’m asexual, but I feel like that would be the easiest reality show in the world to win. You’re literally getting paid to just hang out all summer at a beach resort, and all you have to do is not have sex with these total strangers while you’re there.
I mean seriously, also same so maybe we just have the advantage, but like?? who's going to WANT to sleep with someone who they don't know, also you don't know any kind of medical history and like, YOU KNOW, STDS YOU MIGHT BE AT RISK FOR?
As a horny bisexual, I agree with you. Like money or sex? I choose money
Actually no that would be if the winning rules were fair.
To win you have to be one of the worst candidates breaking so many rules as you start and then "proof how much you learned" by stop breaking the rules and call whoever you are seeing your official bf / gf and therefore "overcoming your commotment issues".
If you didn't "struggle to follow the rules" you can't show how much you grew to win
The point isn't to not have sex it's to be entertaining at the end of the day. If you just didn't do anything w no difficulties ud get kicked off for being boring
Also if your Christian and not married this show is a piece of cake lmao but I think they purposely choose people who are addicted to hooking up
“I’m a man. Sex is like brushing your teeth.” So it’s an unenjoyable, boring, mandatory task that is supposed to take 2 minutes twice a day.
Lol this cracked me up
Heheheh
precisely!
As if dudes could even last 2 minutes 😂
Haha
This whole show is literally No Nut November but with stakes.
thats literally so good pitch that rn
Right that down
So just regular NNN
Wtfdym, No Nut November’s stakes are already high enough all they did was add money
Oh....oh shit-
Plot twist: *they're all the worst*
tolp
It's not a plot twist when it always happens lmao
I knew that from their introduction sequences. It was like every single person seemed like the worst person ever and worst than the last but then there was another one....
Same
Is it really a plot twist though?
1. Be asexual
2. Pretend you're the horniest straight on your socials
3. Get on the show and act like the horniest straight (everyone in this acts like a stereotype so overacting is the way)
4. Sit back and wait for the prize
If only I was conventionally attractive I would do it.
I was thinking the same thing LOL
They really forgot that asexuals exist
@@SketchyLizord No they didn’t, it’s just that having an asexual person on the show defeats the purpose? Like if you had a show about people who love meat and they have to not eat it for a month or whatever, adding a vegan would defeat the entire point, because they already do that
@@grubby9486 you joke but both of those actually sound hilarious
@@grubby9486 It would give more of a baseline for people watching. It would add more self awareness to the show, and I think it would make it more entertaining.
ppl on the ace spectrum 🤝 ppl waiting for marriage 🤝 catholic priests and nuns 🤝 ppl in long distance relationships 🤝 ppl who do no nut november 🤝 ppl not living with their partner during quarantine
"y'all are getting paid?"
you forgot minors
*oh wait*
🤝 single people
@@memechild2025 Was about to comment that😂
@@Bee-rr3ei ACE POG :]
🤝 socially anxious people
"No hugging or 'touching' of any kind"
that's just quarantine.
Basically
no hugging? wtf
Where's my 100k?
sad
Miss Rona bout to start this social distancing party
Imagine having your identity stolen by a talking air freshener.
Wait, that’s not a normal occurrence?
@@ivana.pancakes issa joke
In China, you dont have to imagine
Just happened to me the other day. We’re working on fixing the issue but I’m honestly still shaken 😣
@@ShibuNub3305 yeah it is.The Glade Breach of '97 leaked so much info
I feel like there would be an interesting show if it were say, about sex addiction and hypersexual disorders rather than laughing at the people who can't go so long without sex.
Like humanizing people who struggle with it and show withdrawls and mood swings and not just "They think theyre hot haha, can't not sex"
Like maybe not even a "reality" show, Netflix has the capability to do that but instead they don weird shit like this
Lowest Common Denominator TV will always get eyeballs no matter what. People like to rubberneck a wreck so its expected
That would be interesting, but that's also so not Netflix who has to fetishize everything and make it all look pretty... even mental illness at times.
That would be interesting, even just as a case study. Like how people get that way and why it's so addicting. It'd also be cool to discuss things like the effects of early sexual experiences and how it affects relationships...you know....just asking for a friend
Sharron: “I’m a feminist.”
Sharron, not even five seconds later: “I took gender studies and now I have the blueprint for how to pick up women.”
Imagine getting paid to not have sex--
Wait, these people are getting PAID?!
Doitsu 😟👉👈
Annette I was gonna make a hetalia comment but I already got beaten TWICE
Disruptive Bee think you missed the point
Disruptive Bee *woooosh
Asexuals have been cheated 🤣
They really make... not having sex... seem difficult
Yeah like your getting a hundred bags for not having sex for a few months.
ikr, i'm a redditor and can confirm it's fucking easy.
There are people who act like they can't go without sex for a week
@@TrexDrake fr
they can’t be real tho like they must be actors nobody in real life is like that
Nicole was the only one that should've won. She was SO sweet the entire show, stayed out of drama, and just hung out.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS!! She was literally the sweetest person on the show. She just hung out and hyped everybody else up. No drama, no money lost, she was just chillin.
YES! Nicole and Kelz should’ve won. Those were the only 2 that didn’t break any rules whatsoever.
I loved her and I want to go on this show and do the same thing. Get payed to go on vacation. I would love that 10/10.
@@katenutter me too tho
I agree but first, who's Nicole again..?
This show would be wayyy better if there were two groups, group 1 is meant to stay celibate and group 2 tries to seduce group 1. Group 1 has a potential 10,000 or whatever many dollars to win/split. But each time group 2 succeeds they earn some of that money. That gives actual motive.
YESSS
Yes but group 1 would just be all aces pretending to be allo to get that money
I feel like calling the no-smelling show "Love is Stinky" was a missed opportunity.
It totally should have been "Love Stinks".
It's just a show where no one can shower or bathe. There are also no baths or beaches or perfume or deodorant.
Shay. W. And they’re in a hot and humid area
@@platplaysgames2030 even better, they're in a straight up swamp.
What about, Is love stinky?
that’s a great idea, but i think i can top perfection:
Love *Nose* No Bounds
As an Australian, I can confirm *"CRIKEY"* is our mating call
NoICe
I am not exaggerating when I say that this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a UA-cam comment.
Why is this so funny to me 😂🤣
Hawt
I need some Mind Melter after this. I do not feel very pineapple.
Matthew's beanie definitely smells like weed.
Well he is from Colorado so I wouldnt be surprised
@@thepassingstatic6268 yeah that whole state smells like weed lol
Please, a rich white guy from Colorado? That beanie smells like weed and has at least an ounce of coke dusted over it
@@RogueAstro85 as someone from colorado can confirm
Me, an asexual: *hears the premise of this show and stares into the camera like I'm on The Office*
That guy that said “I have sex everyday.” That’s a weird way of saying that you only last 3 minutes.
I just choked on air
Bet he's a virgin
Bet he only goes to the gym to show off
*chokes on spit at **2:33*
Bahahahahahahahahaha
Reminded me of the posts on r/ihavesex
I like how Chloe is the “dumb” one yet Bryce doesn’t even know where the numbers on a clock are...
MimiTheHamster he’s blind duh
And Fransesca doesn’t know what the number from 911 is...
And don’t you for a second forget that Hayley (sp?) didn’t know where Australia was
Ngl they're all pretty dumb if you think about it.
Or what’s left, right, up or down.
To a sex-repulsed ace, this is like a dream(easy money) and a nightmare.
I honestly felt bad for Haley, I don't know what she was doing on a show where she literally had no opportunity to form a relationship with anyone, since she was evidently the only wlw on the show.
I think she was bisexual? She mentioned liking girls as an afterthought so she did have opportunities to have relationships with guys
@@Sakura-uo3qz yeah but shes still wlw
@@Sakura-uo3qz bisexual women fall under the wlw umbrella. It’s just a term that refers to women who are attracted to women. Hope that clears things up.
@@bruhhd9270 sure, but the point is she *did* have an opportunity to form a relationship because she's bi
What does w|w mean
"Is it like a religious thing" Lmao to wear a beanie?
all hail beanie god
Fellas is it religious to wear a tshirt and a beanie at the beach?
@@lemon._.8649 Yup
Lemon ._. Apparently yes
stev it is I think
“Silly Chloe. Her brain is broken.”
Chloe: 🤪
From Stun To Kill silly chloe brains are for smart people 🤪🤪
Maximum Chloe
........Derek
At least she’s self aware. Everybody on the show’s got a broken brain. I feel bad for the actors.
More like ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
"No sex or kissing" sounds perfectly reasonable, honestly; we just met, let's not get crazy. That money is mine!
This game: no sex and you win money
Aces: *where do I sign*
my favorite character was the one guy who immediately became fixated on the prize and told off anyone who broke the rules for fucking up his earnings lmao
That guy was literally so funny, he didn't give a singular fuck😭
@@olivebranch7769 Didn't they call him the Accountant, or something?
The true hero of the show
Probably me if i went there
@@doodledevore4374 Yes lol, his name was Kelz. Literally an icon😂
Nearly every person on this show would be the person in a zombie movie that hides their bite from the group
And give some random guy the zombie STD and kkill off the group
This is so oddly specific but it’s one hundred percent true
Wait... this is so accurate that’s it’s scary... I’m legitimately scared rn
"I'm glad I got bit, cause I hate everyone and I want nobody to talk to me and leave me alone."
I’m adding this in r/rareinsults lmao
Imagine being ace, and hiding it from the producers so well that they let you in anyway, and you win the contest with flying colors.
I guess you could say you had
an _ace up your sleeve_
UNDERRATED COMMENT
My theory is that they forgot to press record when they kicked out Haley
People in Too hot to Handle: **get paid to not have sex**
People who never had sex: You get paid?
*I AM HERE*
yeah i wish i got paid
i made it 690
I mean, technically you’re paid by not having to spend money on a child
I WANT MY MONEY
This sounds like possibly the worst thing ever made. Bravo Netflix.
Idk man, they made Goop Lab
Tom Hayes Tom Hayes
Goop Lab is definitely worse
Idk man, they made “Enter the Anime”...
And this review will only go to making it more popular......
They probably have sex addiction problem. I had the same problem too and turns out it was connected to my depression and was kind of a coping mechanism. I still have an extremely high sex drive but it's a lot better. Please get help if u think u have similar problem. It can be a huge problem to your health and relationship.
Me, walking into every situation completely overdressed: "it's just my swag"
The narrator literally has 0 comedic timing, it’s like the troom troom narrator but worse
Gray Risby I know if the delivery was better some of the shit she says would actually be pretty funny.
Right? The narrator was so annoying😒
That is exactly what I was thinking!
Gray Risby The narrator is like: NoThInG lIkE a FrEsH sEt Of NaIlS vIcKy but instead of trying to be friends with Vicky they’re trying to be mean to her
ItS NOt a pRoBlEm ANyMoRE
They're getting paid, as long as they're not getting laid.
Are they getting Gatorade, though?
If that were a job I would be rich
@@keineken_3281 F
Get paid, don't get laid, Gatorade
It’s like paying them to be like me
Chloe at least seems self-aware, which is a pretty basic sign of intelligence, and I can’t say that for a lot of the other contestants honestly.
Honestly I actually like Chloe, she seemed like a really nice person on the circle
People who openly say they aren't smart tend to actually be really smart it just takes them a bit to find their words and find solutions
Yeah but at the same time, I feel like she shouldn’t be on THTH. She was only 20 (still in late adolescence which is around 18-20/21 and barely not a teenager) so it makes sense that she wasn’t looking for commitment. I guess I just feel like the show puts some level of shame on the contestants for being adverse to relationships and only looking for flings but Chloe was still at an age where she was finding out who she was. Why would she be looking for anything serious?
16:02 HES LOOKING AT THE FISH DIFFERENTLY ???????
you heard the man. hear him out on the fish.
Matthew reminded me of a cult leader when he said he wanted to have babies with women of all races around the world. Like isn't that a little just..creepy..
i physically backed away from my screen
It is incredibly creepy
Nah, fam, I aspire to be a cult leader, he's just a creep
@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 first of all, i hope your cult isn’t anything too bad, but go for it, and second yeah he’s just a creepy dude
@@cinnabonbon oh, don't worry, it's probably just gonna be one of those cringey communes that didsapears into the wilderness and lives off the land. With me as their authoritarian leader, of course
Can’t wait for “love is deaf” to come out in 2 months
Sounds of Love
The deafening roar of my internal love for all six of the women here and possibly that cute guy
You're allowed to hook up as long as you don't say a word
Love is tasteless
@@burcolclone8322 That actually really sad and somewhat scary, but if ppl(weirdos) are into that..I guess silent staring during sex is as legally close to necrophilia as they will get.
the whole setup of the show would be interesting if people cared about the prize and fought over breaking the rules, it's a somewhat good idea but turned out so boring and badly directed
Yeah, they should have kicked people off if they broke the rules.
They should do this but with more money and poor people. Also guns
"no kissing or sex"
all the aces: ok that's fine
They should make a dating show called *"This is Howie do it"* hosted by Howie Mandel
Guys and girls must find love while their heads are shaved skin bald.
* TWIST * their eyebrows will also be shaved
i would kill for that
Aaaaackkk!!!
botcrack
I’m interested
Fun fact: there's already a called "Howie do it" hosted by Howie Mandel. It ran for one season and the theme song was "This is How we do it"
Kickstart it, don't let our dreams be dreams.
As an Australian I have never heard anyone unironically say “crikey”
What about bugger?
As an australian, I have
A Tired Loser yes. I say it almost every day.
Me too but with Canada and “eh”
What? Thats a travesty.
"I have sex every day and it's never with the same girl"
You certainly do not sir. You most definitely, certainly do not.
It feels like the show was created by an "abstinence only" guy and directed by a "abstinence never" guy.
I'm not ace but who in their mind is ready to strip in five seconds and pulse their groin in everyone's face so easily I am mortified by these human-rabbit hybrids
I am ace and I agree that it's incredibly uncomfortable. But hey, to each their own. But sex addiction is a real thing and if that's what's going on here I hope they can get it figured out.
All of these people seem like they legit have sex addictions, and it’s concerning. Maybe they should get their hormones checked too.
I am demi and I also find this uncomfortable. People can live their own lives...but I personally can't imagine throwing myself at somebody I barely know.
another ace here and yeah I'm genuinely concerned for these people
Can someone explain what ace and demi mean lmao
*"I'm not the brightest spark.... in the.. book."*
Jade Oreo according to all star it’s “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed”
@@kevinwang97 lmao I know the actual saying, I'm just quoting what she said in the video xD
Maybe she's an arsenist 🤷
Kevin Wang I’m not the brightest bulb in Lowe’s
I think that quote shows her intelligence perfectly.
i really do love how all these shows try to diss physical looks and sex, as if physical attraction and sexual compatibility aren't important. emotional is great and all but if you aren't compatible in anyway besides having some feelings for each other and maybe one thing in common the relationship probably won't last long. unless you're ace etc.
Matthew is the physical representation of a frat bro who went to a music festival and made it a personality trait
I’m slowly becoming convinced that every Netflix original reality/game show exists within the Black Mirror universe and that’s where that uncanny valley feeling comes from.
I like this theory. Will someone please do a mockumentary about it? Preferably 10 episodes and multiple seasons.
Its one of the tv shows in a black mirror episode that you only see a snippet of. This is the full version.
The only good thing on Netflix now a days beastars and kakeguri
(Yes i know im a fucking furry weeb don't @ me)
@@ryleerose6598 lol stfu you obviously don't have eyes if you think that's all netflix is.
The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION
Matthew’s talking about “spreading his seed” like what does he think he is? Zeus?
Wanna be zeus
At least if he was Zeus the "is your beanie religious" question would be less stupid lmao
@@freudiannipslip he hides his lightning bolt up there
@@HanariKamite Lightning Rod*
I think there was literally an episode on SVU about that, and it starred John Stamos
3:38 “in a world without sex, will they be able to create a relationship?”
Religious people: yes
Asexual People, People who want to have a relationship first, People who recognize the risks of constant sex with strangers: Also yes
Too Hot To Handle: nobody can have sex, even if they really like someone
Me, an asexual: what, like it's hard?
Both of the “couples” that are formed by the end of the show are “broken up” by now
What love show EVER has the couple stick together
@@ygobe2 Lauren and Cameron from Love is blind😂
Like, one couple from the Bachelor, and three couples from Love is Blind(Amber and Barnett; Lauren and Cameron; Gigi and Damian)
Right like sure they were in a relationship after getting physical, but like, lasting relationships? definitely not.
Figured
They named the robot thing “Lana” because “Lana” backwards is.....
Wow never thought of that. Good one
Alan
Oh no nononono
😂😂
A nal? I see no funny.
:P
im asexual why did i decide to watch this ..this was so uncomfortable. the things i do for you jarvis ..
"Bryce looks like boatshoes made love to a tanning bed" nearly killed me!
*dude wearing a beanie*
"So is it like a religious thing??"
Yes. All religious people wear beanies. All the time.
Wow, didn't know I was religious. Guess ya learn something new everyday
You cannot take off the beanie, never. God is watching, God will punish you if you take off the beanie.
As a Christian girl, I can confirm
everyone knows god hides under the beanie and you cannot take it off or he will escape
Damn, I didn't realize that mom was trying to shove religion down my throat when she got my bf and I Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw beanies... rude. Plus after what the Pope of Harry Potter did recently, I can't support the Church anymore
Personally I think the show would have been better if everyone had started with ten thousand dollars and then when someone broke the rules money would be taken out of their ten thousand and divide among the rest of the people. That way you have people trying to keep their original ten grand and trying to get other people to break the rules so that they can get more. I would also make it so that they can see the money they have at like the main pavilion so that it’s not just a theory. Plus I would make the narrator less mean I just want to watch pretty people being dumb you don’t have to berate them and make it seem endlessly cruel
Elizabeth
Ooh yeah
That's pretty good actually. Good idea :) And yeah that narrator was one of the bigger reasons I couldn't finish this show, out of many reasons.
Good ideas
Ooh, and they would be eliminated once they lost all their money
This sounds so much better
"I'm starting to look at the fish...differently" 😂😂
I really want to see one of these, where it starts off seeming like a typical dating show thing, but then the plot twist is that one of the people is actually a fucking serial killer, or that there's some crazy monster, or the island is actually built above where the ancient one slumbers, and it devolves into a horror series where they have to survive... while also trying to find love.
"you must date....... without sex" [distant asexual laughter]
lol
This is totally random, but I love your profile pic
haha I was thinking that too. I kept wondering how it would if there was that one ace who wasn't into sex in the show. I would be so interested into how they would deal with all these horny people and make side commentary on the whole situation.
@@kennedy5540 as an Ace, if I was on this show,
I would escape
Yuppppp
This show should have gotten one asexual just to roll his or her eyes at everyone all the time.
god dude as an asexual if I was there I would yell at most of the “rule breakers” like: “You like money don’t you?!” “PUT THAT AWAY” “e x c u s e m e I d o n ‘ t w a n t y o u r t i t s”
T0xic Boi This is the best thing
Idea: Asexual dating show with a twist- No off script heart to heart moments
@@t0xicchild926 Honestly, putting up with these people would be the hardest challenge of all.
If I was put on the show,
I would escape
"Can they survive in a world with out $ex"
*asexuals have left the chat*
Literally if this was a real competition show filled with normal people, they would make it out splitting the full $100,000 evenly
I'm pitching a show called Mating Call, where none of them can hear each other so they get judged by their handwriting and whether or not they know sign language
I want this show
Thank you, I need this.
I’d pay money to see this
If people watched this show and Love is Blind then I’m sure they’d also watch what your pitching
I would 100% watch you if you make a YT channel ur funny af
Francesca: we should stay friends
Kelz: 👁👄👁
Francesca: 👁👄👁
Kelz: 👁👄👁
Kelz: ...cool
Let's Go Sand he looks like KSI
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if they had a host that ended up being “problematic” in some way so they scrapped the show, Netflix bought it, and edited it as is without whatever host?
To me it seems like the 3 people eliminated (Matthew, Corey and Madison) were just eliminated because they were getting the least sexual action and causing the least drama and it was to keep the show spicy. "Growing" here does not mean character growth it means GIVE US GOOD FOOTAGE FOR OUR SHOW! Or maybe it was a way to eliminate some people without elimating some people by just adding in some temporary people nobody was attached to, ie giving ARTIFICIAL pressure and ARTIFICIAL stakes to the show.
The contestants: How am I supposed to not have sex for an entire summer?
Me, an asexual: What, like it’s hard?
I mean most people don't have sex every month so yeah no it isn't
@@brgan557 its a joke
Me, a virgin
Legit tho lmao
Most religious people do this
The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION
PREACH
louder for the people in the back
EXACTLY
Ok. Man I can't believe the kind of people who would make and be on this show would do something like that.
No good, that
"I'm a deep thinker.... I think about things a lot."
I'm a deep thinker too! I spent the whole day thinking about what I could make for dinner!
23:23
Who tf thought this was funny?
“...but it has a pLoT tWiSt”
the plot twist is that there isn’t a dating show and that it’s actually me eating a shoebox. yes that’s the show coming fall 2020.
I'm buying Netflix to see that
Brilliant. I want 69 seasons of this show.
If this doesn’t get green lit I swear
I'm game.
Please actually do this
Dating shows: destroying all sexual orientations one at a time
Except asexuals we stay winning 😎
Well we're all asexuals now so, however you interpret that
@@aliveslice as it should be 👁
Of course. There is no single definitive rule to what makes someone asexual other than to bring up asexuality when sex is mentioned in any context.
@@aliveslice Isn't the "rule" to not feel sexual attraction?
My favorite thing in this is how the guy who says “I have sex every day and it’s never with the same woman” says it in the least convincing way. Like he can’t even pretend that’s really his life
This man likes quiet evenings in and monogamy
I watched too hot to handle with my father and sister and literally i nearly outed myself as bi the whole time.
I like how in all of these shows they’re like “superficial is bad!” But all the people are like really attractive Instagram models and stuff.
@itunoo conventionally. But not to my taste at ALL personally
With obvious work done, fillers and false lashes.
“Let’s find the hottest folks we possibly can to shame everyone for superficiality!!”
Well, I think they were trying to make them become LESS superficial. Like a Pygmalion of the heart.
I’d love to be on shows like these just to serve as the baseline for the *other* side of the coin. Everyone there’s talking about how they bang almost daily, then it cuts to me - wide eyed in the confessional, “how did I get here...!? I’m an a d u l t v i r g i n,” I whisper with a genuine panic.
The rules are revealed shortly after. All the others freak out and raise hell, aside from me, who sighs and says “Oh thank god. That makes things easier.” Honestly, I think reality TV would be so much more entertaining if they include an ‘odd man out’, or at least someone who represents the average young adult.
It'd be one way to switch up the formula so they all know that they are at least somewhat self aware.
The Circle kinda does that. Most of the people are relatively normal, with the actual reality TV people being the odd ones out
Yesss, this would be so much better
that would be so much more interesting
I would want to be that person for reasons of A) Free vacation B) I can tell people to leave me alone while I watch anime on my phone C) I assume there is free food
Any amount of money like this would be life changing for a regular person, but I think it's fairly likely that most if not all of these contestants are wealthy outside of the show. Who else could take a whole month away from work and family and everything else to compete on a show you might not win? That's the only explanation I can think of as to why they're all so willing to throw away the money just because they're horny.
I've watched this video before but it showed up on autoplay, so... I watched it again. And uh. I didn't notice the tiny hand on Jarvis' index finger until 18:08. I MISSED IT COMPLETELY THROUGH ONE & A HALF VIEWINGS. That is hilarious. 😂🤣
Fun fact: Jarvis is actually binge watching these and is making these dating show videos because its the only thing he's done "research" on
Disruptive Bee woah that really opened my eyes. 👏👏👏👏😖😖😖
"Research" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Cymes Jesus just stop
Ancient Geek nobody should be trusted with that knowledge
Jiraiya = Jarvis
As an Australian, that ‘Australian’ guy is not australian. I live in the damn capital and I’ve never, ever, *ever* heard anybody ever say anything he said. Yes, some people say ‘crikey’ but nobody refers to themselves as a ‘cockatoo’. That guy is either just some guy who can do a convincing Australian accent or some fake Australian who’s actually American. And that the producers thought they should add so more people watch, probably.
Or he's playing the aussie card too hard
Lol all Australians are different. There’s weirdos everywhere
I went to the same school, in Central QLD.. like peak bogan Australia. They do say shit like that there. He’s just emphasising it bc lol Australia and feeding into the stupid stereotypes.
@Aiden Hoogstra you made me giggle so loudly
@@sl3683 Lol I also went to the same school, in Harry's grade. Small world.
As of today (November, 2021) Chloe has now been on 3 netflix shows. She's been on Too Hot To Handle, The Circle, and Love Is Blind. Apparently she's a model and honestly I love that she will be on every reality show to get her name out there lol
I love that I'd seen your video about this, because I just watched season 2 of The Circle, which Chloe was on, and it was a treat to be a tiny bit aware of her already. I LOVED HER on The Circle so much! She is a doll and so funny. Much more of a hopeless romantic than a horndog lol.
Also, she said she got $10.50 from THTH 🤣
Asexuals out there would KILL the competition in this show.
You don't even need to be asexual, just have a modicum of self-control.
HECK YEA WE WOULD
It's free money for us basically
I was thinking that they should make a show especially for that!! I think that would be so cool and such a good idea!! Lol
FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY!
I’m pretty sure when she said “I’ll date anyone who looks like me” she meant white
ArtandJunk or a clone
I thought she was just referring to levels of "hotness". (Which is completely subjective and also dumb)
Aislynn Carpenter no because she specifically said she likes blonde girls
tbh that sounds the whole Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer thing
nah shes just a giga narcissist
“The Contest” is the Seinfeld episode and too hot too handle is worse in every way
i love how angry and stressed they are, like calm down a little, there’s more to life than kissing and sex 😂
Is no one talking about the fact that everytime they did those workshops everyone started off as "what even is this" and ended with "i now finally appreciate myself more, i have grown so much thanks to this workshop and will be completely different from now on"?????
Does that seem real
No
No
oN
No and 666 likes
This show feels like a post on r/AreTheStraightsOkay?
@SCP 096 uhhhh no?
@@pepitoperez5938 yea? If they were only doing it to lose people's money and didn't have any attraction to the same sex then they're straight lol
We don’t claim them
Obviously not
@@Charlie-yv3ib didn't she say that she liked her because she looked like her. Maybe it was like kissing herself
I was thinking about how they have only busty women and shredded guys and thought as a joke "maybe they should make a dating show for people with smaller chests or guys who aren't ripped" but tbh I feel like that's something they'd make at this point
1:56 fishy fishy fish making it stinky
oop, fish in the mouth.
Except everybody DOESN'T win. The viewer watching the show loses.
Lmao I’m the 666th like
Too Hot To Handle: No kissing or sex of any kind
Me, an asexual: *I see this as an absolute win*
😅
ABlu3Pho3nix YASS ace pride
✌️😗
do asesexuals get horny 😳
Lmaoooo I was gonna comment this that is an asexual mood
I love how there's this idea for society that it's something that everyone does, when really I feel like there are a lot of people who don't do it. Like I've never done it and I don't know anyone who has. Like it's ok to be modest and not do whatever the world is doing. You don't have to do that.
What baffles me is these characters are all almost younger than me yet they’re like literally looking 5-10 years older than me. I’m 26. They look like 30 or more. Chloes like 20??? Wtf. I guess all of the fillers and such.