He was never going to kick your butt at all! You see SpongeBob, Flats is from a town where kicking someone's butt means that he wants to be your friend.
Hes probably gonna be the safest guy in the planet but also the most dangerous person and the most untrustable person ever because he uses people to save himself even if it means killing them
A winter of death, no fuel for homes or cars, a nation stranded and trying to merely survive the economic collapse. what could possibly make this situation worse? *old zombie horde crests the ridge
as a kid, I had this weird nightmare about how old people from a community belonged to a child-sacrificing-cult. Learning about this movie is like a nightmare come true
Same I was really getting tired of her horrendous decisions, even threatened an elderly person with a gun (which is stupid as they are already near death’s door and they probably wouldn’t be intimidated as they also would know they could pass away very soon), they also aren’t bound by fear and pain so that decisions makes it worse (Emotions of the past they are bound to though which they didn’t even consider).
Ik, and the fact that she really stood their Infront of that woman to be hit like that was just like "what the actual hell". Not to mention she ain't even have a weapon in her hand, so If there was an elderly there, she would've died automatically.
How to beat be like "You see this newly wed couple made their first mistake by having a public wedding. What they should have done was eloped on a completely unmarked island in the bermuda triangle. The frequent ship disappearances would give them enough for supplies to last a lifetime and with having just themselves. They can happily build a family without complications"
Evil how to beat be like: "That was the best move he couldve made" "We have to save as many people as we can so we can team up and we SHOULDNT sacrifice them"
One thing I noticed early is that these seniors are most strongly attracted to music. You could use that to your advantage, setting radios or other music devices to play songs on a loop to keep them in predictable locations and paths or to open up avenues of escape.
If you think im watching this just in case a zombie apocalypse happens, than you are most certainly right. And i will make sure to thank this guy with all my heart.
"Brutally killed" Just once, he should throw everyone for a loop and describe every kill in a movie with a more mild adverb. "So then he is discretely killed." "Politely killing her without a second thought." "Sitting and watching the crowd be indifferently killed was her biggest mistake."
When I watched the movie, I figured girlfriend jumped from the window because she figured her life with her boyfriend was toast after her horrible actions... But then realized what she'd done (and wanted to live). Great vid as always!
The way you so serenely quote bible verses while simultaneously directing your faithful listeners on how to most effectively hammer an elderly person to death and that same elderly man, how to best take vengeance on non-AARP friends and family members are the best thing on UA-cam today.
This is definitely one of the easiest horror movies to survive. Just show respect to the elders. Society has already set the bar so low in this universe that even offering to help them walk and seat them probably will break them out of their trance.
That the grandpa turned good was so nice to see and him running with the kids if you think about it itsvery sad though that the kids have no parents and the grandpa might get killed by soldiers thinking he is evil or put back in a retirement home so pretty bad for the kids
This movie reminds me of an amazing book called "Blood Crazy" where everybody over the age of 18 go insane/zombie like. It is fantastic, kind of an apocalyptic lord of the flies.
That nursing home looked more abandoned than the actual abandoned asylums around here, and as a nurse myself that just hurts to watch. And on the case of the elders being powered-up by the virus is 100% true, because we can see many of them on their wheelchairs. Most elders absolutely refuse to use a wheelchair due to pride and other factors unless they for certain can no longer walk, in some cases even if they can't walk anymore they insist a simple walker is suffice, so the fact all of them can suddenly walk and have the strength to subdue healthy adults means they are absolutely jacked with filicidal steroids.
The stupidest move was not getting rid of the ex's new girlfriends who has been very clear she would use your kids as meat shields. Never keep a threat around especially when you are also protecting others.
You know it's gonna be good when HowtoBeat starts with : "This family is gonna regret" I wonder if there will ever be a movie that makes him start with a positive intro . . .
Kim did not redeem herself though, she is obsessed with Lucas and would rather die than live with the consequences of her actions which is Lucas dumping her ass for trying to murder his family by proxy.
My sister worked as a nurse in a retirement place. She said that she wasn't allowed to fight back if she got attacked. Mostly cause the patients wouldn't be really in the right mind if they did. So, i can see this going down bad in a place like that.
I don't think the nurse should've been that worried. "If something was altering the minds of the senior citizens" Yeah bro, that's called getting senile. That's the point of a nursing home.
What's next? Probably elderly vampires. I mean, we already have elderly werewolves, it would only be normal to see an elderly monster feud on that one. I mean, I could definitely picture it: 'Get off of my lawn, you filthy dog!' 'Why don't you make me, you stuck-up snob!'
This movie reminds me of a doctor who episode where the elderly are trying to kill them, but then they suddenly fall asleep and wake up on the tardis where they're drifting towards a cold star. Its revealed that one of these is a dream and the other is real and they have to figure out which is which
Fr they wouldn't get treated by the people on the facility if they don't have any medical problems so most of the old people would had a hard time to kill people since they are disabled
If I’d have to guess, some sort of super zombie virus that only actually “activates” for people past a ceetisn threshold, and everyone else either having the virus not being able to take hold or be carriers (which would have some rather unfortunate interactions in and of itself if true).
17:41 So you would have died, talking about the old guy asking for help. You said he must have been non violent and conscience, but he could have been tricking them to get close to kill them. Surprised you didn't catch that.
I'm guessing yall couldn't name it "How To Beat Old People" cuz of certain reasons... It's the same with "How To Beat The Meat" It had to be changed to "How To Beat The Meat in 'Raw'"
Man, I’d love to either be on your team in these kinds of situations or just stay out of your way lol. Also, since you also did Southeast Asian Movies, I’d highly suggest a “how to beat” of Feng Shui 1 and 2 from the Philippines starring Kris Aquino. Have a damn good day :)
man i binge ur videos and theyre so funny bc u always just drop ideas like realistically the son has been missing for 5 minutes, his family should abandon him and if they find him use him as a meat shield while they rob a bank and then wire the money through a fake lottery to the elderly father
Have a damn good day ;)
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"She has no idea, this kid is gonna save her from a horde, of senior citizens"
Thats such a wild sentence
Idk what's up with german filmmakers but this is like the third movie in the decade about the elderly uprising
@@maxmustermann-zx9yq they're just warning us of there plans
Really predicted the ending
A wild mob of senior citizens have appeared What will you do?
@Randos Welcome Podcast Channel then watch the other superior channels then
I love how he had to specify "elderly zombies in" in the thumbnail to not say "how to beat old people"
Would have been funnier if he had said “how to beat old people” lol
Ik how to beat old people just kicked them down the stairs its that ez
@@dr.bright3081 heavy how to beat the meat vibes ngl
@@dr.bright3081 it would've been hilarious
Yea I was hoping we would be rk’oing some elderly people
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”
more likes, now
I love the young people
He's trying to kick my butt
He was never going to kick your butt at all! You see SpongeBob, Flats is from a town where kicking someone's butt means that he wants to be your friend.
the future is now old man
Thank you, i desperately needed to learn how to beat old people
Who are you gona kill first :)
By that you mean elderly zombies... right?
@@rody5817 ...
Stopid daniel beatin old peopl agin
I didn't but it's nice for everyone else:)
I love how the grandpa sent the boy to attic and then joined the mob as an impostor and later signalled his daughter to stay silent
*Don’t say it,Don’t say it*
Amogus
Yet the dumbass was screaming
Grandpa was the impostor
When i survive a zombie apocalypse because of these videos i will publicly thank you.
I will sacrifice my life for you, just so you can do this
Hes probably gonna be the safest guy in the planet but also the most dangerous person and the most untrustable person ever because he uses people to save himself even if it means killing them
@@aziatouchsilent8507 what
As a german in the age between 20 and 30 i can clearly say...that we are already overrun by elderly zombies
A winter of death, no fuel for homes or cars, a nation stranded and trying to merely survive the economic collapse. what could possibly make this situation worse?
*old zombie horde crests the ridge
@@smjsuperscott the Soviets groomed them into being retarded
not so different here in the states.
I dont get it you mean there are more elderly than youngsters ?
just gas th...
You could beat this just by throwing a butterscotch biscuit on the ground and watch them fight over it
or put s potato on their backs. the weight would crush their spines
@@JoeMama-md4zt or get a mace and and kill any zombie you find even weakest of blurs force trauma is enough
@@emanueldargan Just touch the zombie, the force will implode it
Lmao
@@JoeMama-md4zt unless they’re past bodybuilders they can easily get 1 shot
as a kid, I had this weird nightmare about how old people from a community belonged to a child-sacrificing-cult. Learning about this movie is like a nightmare come true
Damn, that's gotta suck
@@gamedonkey7494 Tracka
The mother was making so many terrible decisions that it made me root for the elderly.
Same I was really getting tired of her horrendous decisions, even threatened an elderly person with a gun (which is stupid as they are already near death’s door and they probably wouldn’t be intimidated as they also would know they could pass away very soon), they also aren’t bound by fear and pain so that decisions makes it worse (Emotions of the past they are bound to though which they didn’t even consider).
Ik, and the fact that she really stood their Infront of that woman to be hit like that was just like "what the actual hell". Not to mention she ain't even have a weapon in her hand, so If there was an elderly there, she would've died automatically.
Oh like not just running from slow old people
Trying to save her son is not a bad decision..
How to beat be like "You see this newly wed couple made their first mistake by having a public wedding. What they should have done was eloped on a completely unmarked island in the bermuda triangle. The frequent ship disappearances would give them enough for supplies to last a lifetime and with having just themselves. They can happily build a family without complications"
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Evil how to beat be like: "That was the best move he couldve made"
"We have to save as many people as we can so we can team up and we SHOULDNT sacrifice them"
One thing I noticed early is that these seniors are most strongly attracted to music. You could use that to your advantage, setting radios or other music devices to play songs on a loop to keep them in predictable locations and paths or to open up avenues of escape.
you know when you are having a damn good day when -Cinema Summary- How To Beat uploads
Ngl I prefer the cinema summary name
@@Catsupre ngl, how to beat is a lot more generic than cinema summary. I really thought it would be a content farm when i first saw the name.
@N0__SL33P yeah but he also has some summary videos btw
@@cassandrakennedy8182 true ig
You know what I just realized OP did change his channel name
If you think im watching this just in case a zombie apocalypse happens, than you are most certainly right. And i will make sure to thank this guy with all my heart.
Oh, I clicked on the wrong video. I didn't know they were zombies
Samee
"Brutally killed"
Just once, he should throw everyone for a loop and describe every kill in a movie with a more mild adverb.
"So then he is discretely killed."
"Politely killing her without a second thought."
"Sitting and watching the crowd be indifferently killed was her biggest mistake."
When I watched the movie, I figured girlfriend jumped from the window because she figured her life with her boyfriend was toast after her horrible actions... But then realized what she'd done (and wanted to live). Great vid as always!
It’s so nice that the grandpa was so trustful and tried helping his family best thing he survives :D
The way you so serenely quote bible verses while simultaneously directing your faithful listeners on how to most effectively hammer an elderly person to death and that same elderly man, how to best take vengeance on non-AARP friends and family members are the best thing on UA-cam today.
Amen
Used this to put my grandparents to sleep. Works 100% of the time 👍👍
can you wake them up?
ya same. Why aren't they waking up tho??
it's not like they're dead or something..
but why aren't they waking up??
@@trollface8959 they are undergoing the process of 'lmao I can't breath🥶🥶💯💯💯 💀💀☠️ XD XD'
"A horde of blood thirsty old people" they can't miss that early bird special
Lol they don't play 🤣.. Scary mofos!
I was just searching ways on how to beat elderlies, and i stumbled upon this channel. No regrets.
I am concerned...
Why were you searching that
This is definitely one of the easiest horror movies to survive. Just show respect to the elders. Society has already set the bar so low in this universe that even offering to help them walk and seat them probably will break them out of their trance.
Thanks I've always needed to know how to beat old people
'How to beat Old people' would of been a much better title 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That the grandpa turned good was so nice to see and him running with the kids if you think about it itsvery sad though that the kids have no parents and the grandpa might get killed by soldiers thinking he is evil or put back in a retirement home so pretty bad for the kids
This movie reminds me of an amazing book called "Blood Crazy" where everybody over the age of 18 go insane/zombie like. It is fantastic, kind of an apocalyptic lord of the flies.
"So what do you think? How would you beat old people?"
This got me laughing thinking about using this clip out of context lol
That nursing home looked more abandoned than the actual abandoned asylums around here, and as a nurse myself that just hurts to watch. And on the case of the elders being powered-up by the virus is 100% true, because we can see many of them on their wheelchairs. Most elders absolutely refuse to use a wheelchair due to pride and other factors unless they for certain can no longer walk, in some cases even if they can't walk anymore they insist a simple walker is suffice, so the fact all of them can suddenly walk and have the strength to subdue healthy adults means they are absolutely jacked with filicidal steroids.
I love how this movie’s only existence is to make sure people respect their elders
The stupidest move was not getting rid of the ex's new girlfriends who has been very clear she would use your kids as meat shields. Never keep a threat around especially when you are also protecting others.
Why does it feel like this movie was made by an old person who didn't want his family to put him in a nursing home
man, they really didn't have to kill that old man who was just asking for help :(
question is was he actually asking for help or was it a trick for them to get closer to him?
yeah.. but the mother died so.
I also instinctively felt that was a big mistake 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
You know it's gonna be good when HowtoBeat starts with : "This family is gonna regret"
I wonder if there will ever be a movie that makes him start with a positive intro . . .
Old People: You can't beat us
I know. But they can.
The fishes from SpongeBob: *How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!*
"But what do you think? How would you beat old people?"
best quote in existence of quotes
A child with asthma in a horror movie has been used to create tension a million times.
"But what do you think, how would you beat old people" 28:12
go for the fragile shins or kneecaps
use a knife to cut their tendons in their forearms, the go for the kill
Most of the zombies should’ve broken a hip or two whenever they tried to do very strenuous activity at that age
Lol
First
@@zadamuza1562 they did you comment twice instead of just editing the first comment?
@@justsomeguywithamustach yes
@@zadamuza1562 oh okay
“But let me know, how would you beat old people?”
A golf club
@@darrell4816 Im not even gonna ask how you would have experience to know that’s what you use
Anything metallic is fine,I once beat an old dude with a metal baseball bat,good times
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Kim did not redeem herself though, she is obsessed with Lucas and would rather die than live with the consequences of her actions which is Lucas dumping her ass for trying to murder his family by proxy.
Who gave "How to Beat" access to the Elderly Home?
Me
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Chad (not me, the guy above is the Chad)
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Sleepy guy and me hacked the cams so no one seen him come in
My sister worked as a nurse in a retirement place. She said that she wasn't allowed to fight back if she got attacked. Mostly cause the patients wouldn't be really in the right mind if they did. So, i can see this going down bad in a place like that.
All you gotta do is put oil on the floor and stairs, sit upstairs and wait for the sound of broken hips
“I’ve brought you into this world, and I can take you out” - Old people
"But what do you think, How would you beat old people, let me know" Quote of the year
11:30 gotta respect how little it took for her to jump out the window
I don't think the nurse should've been that worried.
"If something was altering the minds of the senior citizens"
Yeah bro, that's called getting senile. That's the point of a nursing home.
Was not expecting Ella to die. Took me off guard. Her death was just wrong. 😔
Thanks for this! My grandpa won’t stand a chance!
I love how he says "how to beat old people at the end".
First, it's the elderly turning into werewolves at a retirement home. Now, it's zombies on an island.
What's next?
What's next? Probably elderly vampires. I mean, we already have elderly werewolves, it would only be normal to see an elderly monster feud on that one. I mean, I could definitely picture it:
'Get off of my lawn, you filthy dog!'
'Why don't you make me, you stuck-up snob!'
They’d break a hip walking. They wouldn’t be able to walk. The rest of the people are safe!
Say it with me… HIP HIP
REPLACEMENT!
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@@lqmons the fact that it makes sense If you read it like it’s the add.
Thank you
additionally, they might not be able to pay for replacements which means that they arent able to move really and we could walk away in peace
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@@RandomPerson-vf4tz *that’s what I’m here for.*
This movie reminds me of a doctor who episode where the elderly are trying to kill them, but then they suddenly fall asleep and wake up on the tardis where they're drifting towards a cold star. Its revealed that one of these is a dream and the other is real and they have to figure out which is which
Serial Killers in the island: *evil menacing laugh* I can finally do what I've wanted while being considered as a hero
This works for non infected old people 👍
This has to be the most unusual zombie type I've ever heard of. The choice feels unorthodox.
I still don’t understand how the old people became 10x strong and fast in one day
Fr they wouldn't get treated by the people on the facility if they don't have any medical problems so most of the old people would had a hard time to kill people since they are disabled
If I’d have to guess, some sort of super zombie virus that only actually “activates” for people past a ceetisn threshold, and everyone else either having the virus not being able to take hold or be carriers (which would have some rather unfortunate interactions in and of itself if true).
I love these sort of movies. You always do amazing work. Please keep up the great work
All of this happened because one nurse did not want to let them stay awake😂😂😂
The mother infuriated me with how absolutely brain dead she acted.
Yass!! Love these zombies movies so much. Keep ‘em coming🔥
17:41 So you would have died, talking about the old guy asking for help. You said he must have been non violent and conscience, but he could have been tricking them to get close to kill them. Surprised you didn't catch that.
Literally the first scene was an old man groaning "help" before obliterating a caretaker's head, it was highly likely a trap
Ah yes...finally a good tutorial on how to *beat old people*
I'm guessing yall couldn't name it "How To Beat Old People" cuz of certain reasons... It's the same with "How To Beat The Meat" It had to be changed to "How To Beat The Meat in 'Raw'"
I honestly feel so bad for the old man that give the page, he just wanted help but then got killed :,,(
A hoard of blood thirst old
People got me 😂
Fun fact: i used to be terrified of old people 😭
Same, I ran away from an old lady once🥲
I was terrified of my grandma till she died but she was always in bed but I was still in terrified
With this video You Can beat them now =)
How is this fun for me?
You could try throwing coupons to lure them away
Istg horror movie writers are getting out of hand💀💀
I wouldnt be surprised if they made a horror movie about obese cats💀💀
Man, I’d love to either be on your team in these kinds of situations or just stay out of your way lol. Also, since you also did Southeast Asian Movies, I’d highly suggest a “how to beat” of Feng Shui 1 and 2 from the Philippines starring Kris Aquino. Have a damn good day :)
He'd probably sacrifice you to save himself...
The idea of elderly zombies sounds like a cakewalk but will see how they are in this film
Thank you for warning/how to I just put my grand parents down before they turned 🙏🏽🙏🏽
In my top 3 youtubers ima be so fr i binged all your vids in less than a month 💀your channel is literal nicotine
I find it so funny that after a certain point the mother just becomes a blur
One day when we run out of movies for him to cover we need a "how to beat" the how to beat guy.
"This comment was Sui's first mistake"
The line "this kid is going to save her from a hoard of senior citizens" is my favorite
This gives a new avenue to the would you rather fight 100 ten years olds or 10 hundred year olds question 🤣
100 ten year olds. Why? All it takes is one little poke to make Zoomers cry
man i binge ur videos and theyre so funny bc u always just drop ideas like realistically the son has been missing for 5 minutes, his family should abandon him and if they find him use him as a meat shield while they rob a bank and then wire the money through a fake lottery to the elderly father
Thanks for the tutorial, very usefull
How to beat the elderly zombies? go upstairs, you win
Anyone else binge watch these to make sure we are prepared for any messed up situation that might arise? Lol
one of the awesome lines in this video: this was his/her biggest mistake paused, explaining the mistakes
have a damn good day
Damn, thank you, I always wanted to know how I could beat old people!
If my non-ambulatory residents started walking and shambling about I’m clocking out.
“Honey get my shotgun.”
literally
"how to beat old people" the video i have been waiting for for 15 years
The solution here is probably "give them a gentle push", based on reality that'll do it most of the time.
I read the thumbnail EXACTLY like "How to beat old people" And I almost died of laughter
Welcome to another scenario that is easily beatable in Texas.
"How would you beat old people?"
*I'm glad you asked...*
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!😤😡🐟”
“…I love the young people👴🐠”
(Spongebob reference)
Just push them down the stairs
Omori-
"How to beat old people" Noice, a tutorial. Thanks How to Beat!
this tutorial was so helpful i can now beat my high score of only 4
"It's not my responsibility to protect your child" and that would be an insta-break up & sacrifice to the elderly zombies 😂
"The woman is terrified of being murdered.."
How To Beat fears no man.
How to brutally beat the living hell out of the elderly, new cool methods!
As I watch this the more I understand why the husband leave the wife.
I didn't know this show even existed on Netflix. I am gonna watch it tomorrow!