YTP - The Decayer App

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  • @Scrufflord
    @Scrufflord 5 років тому +3157

    The worst part of this video is that I can't watch it for the first time again.

    • @textpg
      @textpg 5 років тому +30

      ikr :C

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 5 років тому +15

      Yes you can

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 5 років тому +38

      Just get a different account, so it'll be the first time you watch it history-wise

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 5 років тому +36

      Just don't watch it for a year, then randomly find it again. It's almost better than watching it for the first time.

    • @Eldoofus
      @Eldoofus 5 років тому +3

      @@saj831 Ah, then.. are you assuming I'm stupid enough to not to realize?

  • @lunaurum3515
    @lunaurum3515 5 років тому +7109

    [❌] has a face
    [❌] has a soul
    [✔] will take you to hell

    • @dead5160
      @dead5160 5 років тому +87

      Has pants

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 5 років тому +25

      He’ll take you to hell
      Like my ex boyfriend 😂

    • @thebutter6579
      @thebutter6579 5 років тому +18

      Good job

    • @nostylenograce
      @nostylenograce 5 років тому +6

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @amgm05
      @amgm05 5 років тому +81

      [❌] Stands up when he needs to pee

  • @sticksterstickme986
    @sticksterstickme986 5 років тому +2584

    Not enough people have acknowledged “crotch shot!”

  • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
    @spadinnerxylaphone2622 4 роки тому +2627

    Lanky Kong is terrifying bc he doesn't SEND you to Hell or even DRAG you there. He TAKES you. This implies he casually strolls into Hell on a regular basis, taking his opponents by the hand there.

  • @JohnDaDong93
    @JohnDaDong93 4 роки тому +2268

    [✅] *Knows the words*
    [❎] *Has a life*

  • @silvernado8644
    @silvernado8644 2 роки тому +396

    1:24 the entire Lanky Kong segment was gold.

    • @1x2e3a4c5z-Second
      @1x2e3a4c5z-Second Рік тому

      HE HAS NO FACE 😶 HE HAS NO SOUL 💀

    • @1x2e3a4c5z-Second
      @1x2e3a4c5z-Second Рік тому +13

      IF YOU CROSS HIM HE'LL TAKE U TO HELL 😈 HE CAN'T STAND UP WHEN HE NEED'S TO PEE 🤨

    • @1x2e3a4c5z-Second
      @1x2e3a4c5z-Second Рік тому +12

      AND THIS TIME *EXPLOSION* HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF 🔫

    • @ThegoddessAqua817
      @ThegoddessAqua817 4 місяці тому

      INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE DEDEDE! THIS CRAZY KONG IS A CRAZY KONG!

    • @insanejester-ng1dl
      @insanejester-ng1dl Місяць тому

      Inflate himself just like DDD!

  • @AtticusEdwards
    @AtticusEdwards 4 роки тому +1957

    As I revisit this I realize that “he’s the worst member of the Dic fan club” is arguably the most underrated line in the entire YTP canon.

  • @KimonoFlareonGX
    @KimonoFlareonGX 3 роки тому +505

    “If he squirts ya, it’s gonna suck, dude!”
    Most underrated line ever.

    • @scrubbbsyboy844
      @scrubbbsyboy844 3 роки тому +7

      1:55 until DQ at 2x speed is actually 🔥

    • @wolfdragox5563
      @wolfdragox5563 2 роки тому +3

      As a flareon I’m sure you’re very used to that, I feel you pal

    • @someguywhogodknows7348
      @someguywhogodknows7348 2 роки тому

      @@wolfdragox5563 also what

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 Рік тому +1

      @@someguywhogodknows7348 hey guys did you know...

    • @KimonoFlareonGX
      @KimonoFlareonGX 9 місяців тому

      @@blockstacker5614Don’t you _dare_ finish that sentence.

  • @chillby4198
    @chillby4198 4 роки тому +704

    "He's back again and he's back again again and this time he's... Gone?"

    • @Poison101
      @Poison101 4 роки тому +19

      "He can fly real high when he poops himself. With His Pistols Out, He's after your mum!"

    • @theg-topia9626
      @theg-topia9626 4 роки тому +21

      “He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but kremlins be trippin cuz he’s super fly!”

    • @kamikazegaming2476
      @kamikazegaming2476 4 роки тому +13

      DQ I have no joke for that

    • @gabesgameplay7272
      @gabesgameplay7272 4 роки тому +10

      “finally he’s here for you it’s the last member of this UA-cam poop”.

    • @gabesgameplay7272
      @gabesgameplay7272 4 роки тому +8

      “This kong’s so fat it’s relatively funny”

  • @AglazedDonut643
    @AglazedDonut643 6 років тому +1711

    I didn't know DIC had a fan club

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому +39

      Well, neither did I. Now, we do.

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 6 років тому +11

      @pudding MiCoffee No thanks. I don't have a WiiU, and I have no money, no life, and no friends/girlfriend. So I don't think I can afford your offer, sorry. I know the words, so I have no life. I'm still not sure Dic has a fan club.

    • @NezomiFloof
      @NezomiFloof 6 років тому +55

      *camera goes through a shot of a bedroom out the window*
      ... DIC!

    • @popjumpy
      @popjumpy 6 років тому +16

      AglazedDonut 643 yeah, we got the Sailor Moon dub, inspector gadget, Care Bears, everything

    • @K9OK_
      @K9OK_ 6 років тому +21

      DO THE MARIO!

  • @voids49
    @voids49 7 років тому +926

    "he's the leader of korea, he's got diarrhea"
    instant like

  • @janspwh4089
    @janspwh4089 4 роки тому +711

    "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong"
    -Master Oogway

    • @nickkayfabe6147
      @nickkayfabe6147 4 роки тому +10

      There are no accidents? Explain this

    • @jsphn2008
      @jsphn2008 4 роки тому +4

      There ARE no accidents.

    • @jsphn2008
      @jsphn2008 4 роки тому +6

      Unless you can count Fortnite.

    • @nickkayfabe6147
      @nickkayfabe6147 4 роки тому +2

      That was made by a man who even the Devil refuses to anger out of pure fear.

    • @brandbruv8462
      @brandbruv8462 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/v-deo.html

  • @WilfredCthulu
    @WilfredCthulu 7 років тому +745

    The fucking sentence mixing.

  • @xian2themax
    @xian2themax 4 роки тому +2210

    It took me WAY too long to figure out that “the decayer app” sounds like “the DK rap” when you say it out loud.

    • @josepro_yt
      @josepro_yt 4 роки тому +6

      Me 2

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 4 роки тому +50

      He recently did something similar:
      Diabeetus = Die of Pingus

    • @3SON_GOKU
      @3SON_GOKU 4 роки тому +8

      I just figured this out. Wow.

    • @74nmartel
      @74nmartel 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Mushy6462
      @Mushy6462 4 роки тому +1

      I thought it was just called that

  • @themobidud344
    @themobidud344 5 років тому +876

    2:57 is it just me or this part is actually good?

  • @austinwthompson45
    @austinwthompson45 3 роки тому +471

    Well, at least I know I can put my hands together with no shame now!

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 3 роки тому +2

      donkey kong is gay
      i wonder what's for dinner
      the noice guy
      one okay guy

    • @Austin_the_Dalmatian06
      @Austin_the_Dalmatian06 3 роки тому +8

      He's back again
      And he's back again again

    • @LucSonFunPol
      @LucSonFunPol 3 роки тому +4

      These are the funniest things to me:
      "He's the worst member of the Dic Fan Club!"
      * evetything from "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong!" to "Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun!" *

    • @reallyreal1057
      @reallyreal1057 2 роки тому

      I like how it's relatively funny that he's so fat.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 роки тому +1

      Hah this guy and i got no life.

  • @l0rd0ct0d0rk
    @l0rd0ct0d0rk 6 років тому +727

    The part where michael rosen came in and freestyled was gold

    • @mintymechanic8420
      @mintymechanic8420 5 років тому +23

      Wal-Mart, Pingas, Pineapple under the Seaaaaat. Grapes, Grapes, Grapes Grapes Grapes and Pineapple Pizza, Aw Yuck!

    • @amso7169
      @amso7169 5 років тому +15

      Pineapples’ great, but it sucks on pizza!

    • @westiree8160
      @westiree8160 5 років тому +8

      l0rd0ct0d0rk it caught me off guard and I almost died

    • @frogguy3355
      @frogguy3355 5 років тому +4

      2:54

    • @dazedheart9006
      @dazedheart9006 5 років тому +2

      When’s the Micheal Rosen life line year for year rap?

  • @arcad1ac
    @arcad1ac 4 роки тому +723

    “And this time he just shot himself” that voice was a mix of disappointment and not surprised

  • @virtualboy89
    @virtualboy89 5 років тому +603

    Leaked footage of the DLC for the new DK 64 remaster in 2058

  • @booperzeelephant2325
    @booperzeelephant2325 3 роки тому +575

    “He’ll make you some pie,
    after he gets high,
    but the Kremling’s be trippin’
    cuz he’s super fly!”
    You see how Eminem has been pretty silent ever since this dropped?

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 роки тому +17

      I mean, he did Godzilla not too long ago.

  • @Ninji5
    @Ninji5 5 років тому +3030

    “K-K”
    Me: Are they going to-
    “KK-K!”
    Me: Yep

    • @catalinanapoli1166
      @catalinanapoli1166 5 років тому +81

      It’s free real estate

    • @israel5730
      @israel5730 5 років тому +67

      I knew DK and his crew of things that have the brain of Siri which for one is horrible, but anyways I knew they were racist, those *frickin* kOnGs.

    • @SalreixVonOtsuu
      @SalreixVonOtsuu 5 років тому +104

      it's for ku klux kong

    • @OttoGraff-fu8pj
      @OttoGraff-fu8pj 5 років тому +43

      King of the Kremling Krew

    • @moronribbons5774
      @moronribbons5774 5 років тому +42

      K K K K K K K
      KKKKKK
      *_K_*

  • @bluedragon9925
    @bluedragon9925 6 років тому +377

    "So gay!"
    When *the very first second* of a YTP makes you laugh, you know its gonna be good! :D

    • @frostii3972
      @frostii3972 3 роки тому +4

      “If you know the words! You have no life!”

  • @JetEriksen
    @JetEriksen 5 років тому +2683

    There's a worrying amount of pee in this.

  • @blugibbz
    @blugibbz 3 роки тому +102

    "his squirt gun can shoot... piss..."
    the way that line is delivered shall always stick with me

  • @YokaiDisorder
    @YokaiDisorder 5 років тому +589

    So we've got
    -Kim Kong Un
    -Pants Kong
    -Crazy Kong AKA the devil himself
    -Back Again
    -Okay Kong
    Idk.

  • @misterrkalebhimself
    @misterrkalebhimself 7 років тому +225

    DK Rap sentence mixing is one of my favorite things on the whole internet.

    • @docmarion8902
      @docmarion8902 6 років тому +3

      JediGuyKaleb but it's perfected in this video

  • @hydrathermal9030
    @hydrathermal9030 5 років тому +521

    I love how it's so "quality over quantity" and the overall sentence mixing is absolute gold. One of the best YTPs I've seen so far.

    • @basedandredpilled5757
      @basedandredpilled5757 5 років тому +12

      I know! Some sentences feel like they actually were just spoken

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 роки тому +2181

    As a kremling, I could confirm that all of this stuff about the kongs is true.

    • @AGZhark
      @AGZhark 4 роки тому +39

      Roleplay account detected

    • @Link-to-the-Smash
      @Link-to-the-Smash 4 роки тому +20

      This is proof your everywhere.

    • @AGZhark
      @AGZhark 4 роки тому +10

      @@Link-to-the-Smash Me?

    • @Link-to-the-Smash
      @Link-to-the-Smash 4 роки тому +20

      @@AGZhark i was talking abot koporal K. Reep

    • @AGZhark
      @AGZhark 4 роки тому +8

      @@Link-to-the-Smash O’ I just report people like that so raise the chances of them getting terminated

  • @ghastlyKlownz
    @ghastlyKlownz 6 років тому +327

    For some reason me and my friends at school always quote this.

    • @wille.2215
      @wille.2215 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 5 років тому +24

      If you know the words you got no life.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +9

      @@jonseon5952 Put your hands together,
      If you wannaputyourhands together.

    • @SummonerArthur
      @SummonerArthur 5 років тому +3

      Mainly the 01:37 part

    • @datonedudette2277
      @datonedudette2277 5 років тому +2

      Same, in fact my friend introduced me to this I’ve never stopped watching this. It’s still hilarious and me and my friend like quoting this, but sadly only me and him get it

  • @itsjustexpiduis9000
    @itsjustexpiduis9000 5 років тому +321

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly...
    She pissed herself

  • @filth315
    @filth315 5 років тому +883

    Install Gentoo

    • @Doctor_Yodel
      @Doctor_Yodel 5 років тому +32

      [✔️] inflate himself

    • @KrustySuprem
      @KrustySuprem 5 років тому +24

      [✔] Crazy

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 5 років тому +16

      *[✔️] * makes Brian take him to the fridge and has diabetes

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon 5 років тому +2

      This video gets 1 million veiws 2 years after it's release because UA-cam likes it

    • @pisbythealternator9957
      @pisbythealternator9957 5 років тому +1

      666th like, epic

  • @levelupsonic
    @levelupsonic 3 роки тому +301

    [✅] He’s the leader of Korea
    [✅] He’s got diarrhea
    [✅] Finally back to say “Mama Mia!”

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 7 років тому +158

    "She may move slow when she needs to pee, but this kong...just pissed herself."

  • @edcola6671
    @edcola6671 5 років тому +1929

    Pants [❌]
    Leader of Korea [✔️]
    Got Diararea[✔️]
    Edit: Gay [✔️]

  • @Warhero1171
    @Warhero1171 5 років тому +506

    "If you shoot her, I'll just laugh"
    That part had me laughing so hard it hurt.

    • @Meaniepanini305
      @Meaniepanini305 4 роки тому +3

      Bird Up cuz u got shot

    • @adianlmao
      @adianlmao 4 роки тому +10

      I thought it said "if you choose her" I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics

    • @myleswelnetz6700
      @myleswelnetz6700 2 роки тому +1

      Just like this monkey rap, she has no fans.

    • @bird5109
      @bird5109 Рік тому +4

      Did it make you pee a little?

    • @Big_RandyTM
      @Big_RandyTM Рік тому +4

      She hurt as well.

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 4 роки тому +138

    For anyone wondering, the voice at the end after the boom says
    “Pineapple’s great. But. It sucks on pizza.”
    It took me way too long to figure it out.

    • @cosmicvoidtree
      @cosmicvoidtree 2 роки тому +12

      The one part of this song I disagree with

    • @ThatGreenSpy
      @ThatGreenSpy Рік тому +3

      My brother loves Hawaiian pizza.

    • @quitt4
      @quitt4 Рік тому

      I thought it said: pineapple grapes but it sucks on deez nut

    • @anthonygibson3249
      @anthonygibson3249 Рік тому +2

      @@ThatGreenSpy so do I. I felt insulted with the line.

    • @Z-Man2007
      @Z-Man2007 Рік тому +1

      At first I thought it said pineapples grapes probably because the original word was grapes but I still knew it said that it was bad on pizza

  • @spysappingmahinternet
    @spysappingmahinternet 5 років тому +1998

    Face: [❌]
    Soul: [❌]
    Can take you to hell: [✅]
    Able to stand when he needs to pee: [❌]
    Shot himself: [✅]
    Inflates himself like Dedede: [✅]
    Is a crazy Kong: [✅]

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 5 років тому +23

      T O H E L L W E G O

    • @bucks8064
      @bucks8064 5 років тому +34

      Y A Y W E G E T T O G O T O H E L L

    • @helpmii_switch8433
      @helpmii_switch8433 4 роки тому +11

      D O E S T H I S M E A N I G O T O H E L L T O O

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 4 роки тому +9

      A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
      H O O R A Y
      a l s o t h i s c o m m e n t i s u n o r i g i n a l
      ( B u t i t ' s f u n n y s o i t ' s o k a y )

    • @Kamronthefurryrobot
      @Kamronthefurryrobot 4 роки тому +11

      Kamron:
      He's back again:[✅]

  • @mr.gamertristan5463
    @mr.gamertristan5463 4 роки тому +430

    My friend: What kind of music do you listen to?
    Me: ...It's complicated...

    • @cobra4855
      @cobra4855 4 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @gaysexpussyeater
      @gaysexpussyeater 4 роки тому +10

      youve got good taste, dont worry about telling it to them

  • @photontheblueflash7658
    @photontheblueflash7658 5 років тому +130

    Alternative Title: DK Rap but they have Bathroom Problems.

  • @BBQLOVER65
    @BBQLOVER65 3 роки тому +72

    0:24 I AM STUCK IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN

  • @Mr_pizzbruh
    @Mr_pizzbruh 4 роки тому +327

    2:32
    It's the opposite of, "Not funny, didn't laugh."

  • @Loremixer
    @Loremixer 5 років тому +577

    He'll make you some pie
    After he gets high
    But kremlings be trippin'
    'Cause he's super fly
    those are some hot bars

  • @bruh-ps7dm
    @bruh-ps7dm 5 років тому +429

    "This kong's so fat it's relatively funny"
    Yeah that's true :P

  • @saucymemes6696
    @saucymemes6696 4 роки тому +59

    “Crotch shot” is the most underrated line in the YTP canon

  • @springtrapchannel9428
    @springtrapchannel9428 4 роки тому +1051

    1:48 I can't stop laughing at the fact that the "K"s didn't appear because you censored "KKK" lmao.

    • @connorconnor2421
      @connorconnor2421 4 роки тому +22

      🤔

    • @Jeffzilla07PHaltacct
      @Jeffzilla07PHaltacct 4 роки тому +42

      It's for obvious legal reasons in the ph

    • @alianascarllymaelucero6180
      @alianascarllymaelucero6180 4 роки тому +35

      Oh yeah, there is other meaning of KKK in the Philippines
      Or I say its Revolution.
      Trust me, im a Filipino.

    • @RealSwissShady
      @RealSwissShady 4 роки тому +4

      @@alianascarllymaelucero6180 you're right

    • @alianascarllymaelucero6180
      @alianascarllymaelucero6180 4 роки тому +14

      The Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan ("Supreme and Venerable Association of the Children of the Nation", Spanish: Suprema y Venerable Asociación de los Hijos del Pueblo), also known as Katipunan or KKK, was a Philippine revolutionary society founded by anti-Spanish colonialism Filipinos
      This is what it means in the Philippines.

  • @vanderengland5775
    @vanderengland5775 5 років тому +239

    Is no one gonna talk about how much flow and rhyme this has?

    • @hamsham5937
      @hamsham5937 4 роки тому +1

      Commander Vander yes,

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +10

      2:10 especally

    • @thedevilgoose2482
      @thedevilgoose2482 4 роки тому +7

      *he’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but Kremlings be trippin’ ‘cause he’s super fly!*

  • @AuroraKnux
    @AuroraKnux 7 років тому +458

    That was a wild ride from start to finish! 😂

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 3 роки тому +74

    2:11 Why does this part actually go hard, though?

  • @SolarFarle
    @SolarFarle 5 років тому +207

    0:46 He's the worst member of the DIC fan club.
    1:44 This crazy kong is a crazy kong.
    3:16 Pineapple's great.

  • @rr0binx
    @rr0binx 5 років тому +180

    "And this time, he's..."
    *bounces away*
    "Gone?"
    that made me die

    • @aagabe3568
      @aagabe3568 5 років тому +2

      *[insert sonic spring sound effect]*

  • @nagitokomaeda4015
    @nagitokomaeda4015 4 роки тому +404

    "He’s back again and his back again again!"
    How does that even work

    • @JimmyDPooper
      @JimmyDPooper  4 роки тому +186

      You just need to leave and come back, and then leave and come back again. Then you would be back again _again_

    • @nagitokomaeda4015
      @nagitokomaeda4015 4 роки тому +14

      Jimmy Davis makes sense

    • @sombrastudios5765
      @sombrastudios5765 4 роки тому +18

      @@JimmyDPooper and then he's gone

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 3 роки тому +17

      Well he appeared in DKC (first appearance)
      Appeared again DKC2 (The third Again)
      Vanished in DKC3 but got saved (the second again)
      And is in DK64 (he's back again)

    • @AzureGreatheart
      @AzureGreatheart 3 роки тому +5

      @@woobgamer5210 Wouldn’t that be back again again again then?
      ...now that’s not something you type every day...

  • @snor161
    @snor161 3 роки тому +233

    “If you know the words”
    “You got no life”
    *he’s got a point and I don’t like it*

    • @emilyschannel131
      @emilyschannel131 3 роки тому +7

      This makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun! 😂😄😀

  • @KiwiQrow
    @KiwiQrow 5 років тому +206

    He has no face, he has no soul...
    I've never heard more fitting works for Lanky Kong

  • @Budd_Elegdron
    @Budd_Elegdron 7 років тому +230

    "If you know the words, you have no life"
    I'm Dead!!!!

  • @KyBerLeger
    @KyBerLeger 4 роки тому +2050

    "Donkey Kong is gay!"
    -JK Rowling

  • @Thegrimbly2000
    @Thegrimbly2000 4 роки тому +39

    0:26 these are the smoothest rhymes i've ever heard

  • @weegeegaming2201
    @weegeegaming2201 5 років тому +87

    Friend: what's your favorite song
    Me:

  • @mann-nova9392
    @mann-nova9392 6 років тому +176

    This was put together so seamlessly if I didn't know any better I'd think it was real.

  • @Buhlooey
    @Buhlooey 5 років тому +1058

    showed this to my friend
    I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him laugh in a while

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 5 років тому +3

      I'd like this comment but...

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 років тому +12

      I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him -laugh- in a while

    • @datonedudette2277
      @datonedudette2277 5 років тому +4

      I laughed really hard at the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk part but either way the whole thing was funny

    • @cameronknapp7315
      @cameronknapp7315 5 років тому +1

      I wonder if my friend 👬 Stefan will laugh 🤭 if I show him this.

    • @Giddy0908
      @Giddy0908 5 років тому +1

      skyBluey Same

  • @joseluistrejo1859
    @joseluistrejo1859 5 місяців тому +21

    1:55 Donkey Kong Country Returns HD revealed in a Nintendo Direct.

    • @HanSanwich
      @HanSanwich 5 місяців тому +5

      I came back to this video specifically for that reason lol

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 4 роки тому +78

    "Hes one-"
    (ESRB pokes their head around the corner)
    "OKAY guy"

    • @Cycloon16
      @Cycloon16 2 роки тому

      Why would ESRB need to be here after the KK, KKK line

  • @NeonXenonYT
    @NeonXenonYT 7 років тому +479

    He back again
    And he's back again again
    And this time, he's...
    *G O N E ?*

    • @Hansenfmly
      @Hansenfmly 7 років тому +19

      KrustyNuggets03 He can fly real high when he poops himself

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy 7 років тому +21

      I was so expecting another "back again"

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 7 років тому +5

      Your Boy Guzma and this time he's back again again again

    • @KaijuDino
      @KaijuDino 7 років тому +4

      That profile pic tho.

    • @ryanford1267
      @ryanford1267 7 років тому +7

      He can pick up chicks
      *w i t h h i s c o c o n u t g u n*

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 7 років тому +142

    Never call this filler. NEVER. Even your filler ytps are hilarious! This is award worthy!

    • @JimmyDPooper
      @JimmyDPooper  7 років тому +38

      "Filler" doesn't mean it's bad. When I use the term filler I just mean that it's a small, side project to fill the space between bigger projects. Some of my favorite YTPs that I've made are filler and some of my bigger projects are terrible.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 років тому +17

      Jimmy Davis oh my bad. I'm used to seeing "filler" in the title, and the poop being garbage.
      Because some others say filler instead of "shitpost". But I see this definitely isn't the case!
      Another good job jimmy!

  • @megamutant4539
    @megamutant4539 4 роки тому +271

    [✅] Smokes Crack
    [❎] Can Fly
    [✅] Ok guy

    • @theultimateg.1109
      @theultimateg.1109 3 роки тому

      Lol.

    • @DANNY1TDM
      @DANNY1TDM 3 роки тому +1

      WHY IS IT GREEN
      *WHY IS IT GREEN*

    • @THWhite-ip3uq
      @THWhite-ip3uq 3 роки тому +3

      @@spedur3361 don't you love people who are so narcissistic, they like their own comments? Pathetic.

    • @rabidhog4912
      @rabidhog4912 3 роки тому +1

      @@THWhite-ip3uq I like my own comments out of instinct

  • @JackaboiTV
    @JackaboiTV 4 роки тому +262

    2:57 top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @psychopianist630
    @psychopianist630 5 років тому +388

    Donkey Kong:
    +Leads the entire northern half of the country of Korea
    +The Kongs worship him like a god
    +Controls all the media
    +Very good at urinating
    +Can speak Italian
    -Has a funny face
    -Has no pants
    -Has diarrhea
    -Highly regarded as the worst member of the DIC fan club not for his above flaws, but for the atrocities he's committed against humanity
    -Still hasn't died
    ÷Is gay
    Tiny Kong:
    +Has pants
    +Capable of crushing a Hobbit just to make her soup
    -Moves slowly when she needs to pee
    -Can't hold her pee in
    -Shooting her is somehow funny
    -No fans
    Lanky Kong:
    +Can drag you to hell
    +Can inflate himself like King Dedede
    -No face
    -No soul
    -Can't stand up when he needs to pee
    -Suicidal despite being an all-powerful demon from the legions of Hell
    -Crazy
    Diddy Kong:
    +Skilled at making pastries such as pies (but only after he gets high)
    +Is super fly
    +Has the ability to fly to incredible heights if he poops himself
    +Can bend time and space and somehow be back again twice
    -He's... gone?
    Chunky Kong:
    +Massive sex appeal despite being obese
    +Able to clone himself
    +He's okay
    -Drug addict
    -His obesity prevents him from flying
    -He's dead
    Michael Rosen:
    +Swam the entire English channel at the age of 1
    -Ate a soapy flannel at 2
    +Got thinner at 3
    -Lost the ability to decide what to have for dinner at the age of 4

  • @Not-marisa
    @Not-marisa 4 роки тому +378

    4% drug
    50% UA-cam poop
    3% money
    0% naken women
    50% of memes
    93% piss
    100% of Kong's
    100% of bandanas
    20% swag

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 роки тому +9

      Ultimate ninten 50% memes + 50% YTP + 3% money + 4%drug + 0% naked women = 107% of things
      *Somethings wrong, I can feel it!*

    • @Not-marisa
      @Not-marisa 4 роки тому +9

      @@traktor420 yeah that the point

    • @Officially_Unofficial-1
      @Officially_Unofficial-1 4 роки тому +9

      Where's the other 93%

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 роки тому +1

      Green a typical marble *HMMMMMMM*

    • @aboredperson5905
      @aboredperson5905 4 роки тому

      Wait...what

  • @harambezomb8373
    @harambezomb8373 3 роки тому +74

    1:55 dont mind me just making a timestamp

  • @RaveRaptor7
    @RaveRaptor7 7 років тому +340

    If this is what you call a filler, then holy crap you're a god.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 5 років тому +131

    "DQ...
    ... I have no joke for that."
    🤣

  • @shawnburke-hutchinson5901
    @shawnburke-hutchinson5901 5 років тому +171

    Walmart, Pingas, Pineapple under the seat.

  • @SMILE-oi9pk
    @SMILE-oi9pk 3 роки тому +189

    "DK, Donkey Kong is gay!"
    "He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea."
    This song gets me every freakin time

    • @marble-q6j
      @marble-q6j 3 роки тому +7

      the mama mia was comedy gold lmaooo

  • @edcellwarrior
    @edcellwarrior 7 років тому +136

    I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video

  • @Dbledgedep
    @Dbledgedep 4 роки тому +106

    "When I was four, I wonder what's for dinner" - Quote of the day.

  • @Kantie
    @Kantie 7 років тому +84

    Put your hands together if you wanna put your hands together!

  • @lordecramox7394
    @lordecramox7394 4 роки тому +25

    Playing this at double speed really changes the beat. It sounds more like boss battle music than a rap.

  • @TASprocudtions454
    @TASprocudtions454 6 років тому +544

    Is it bad that I know the lyrics to this better than the lyrics of the actual rap?

    • @deskish3930
      @deskish3930 6 років тому +117

      if you know the words, you got no life

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 6 років тому +9

      TASproductions me too...

    • @themiller3940
      @themiller3940 6 років тому +6

      Me too actually

    • @NunofYerbizness
      @NunofYerbizness 6 років тому +6

      I remember the lyrics too, but age before beauty.

    • @popjumpy
      @popjumpy 5 років тому +1

      TASproductions me to

  • @jeremyaster7470
    @jeremyaster7470 5 років тому +499

    "He's back again, and he's back again again!"
    best part of video

    • @Officially_Unofficial-1
      @Officially_Unofficial-1 5 років тому +38

      "and this time, he's... Gone?"

    • @AtomDarkheart
      @AtomDarkheart 5 років тому +10

      "He can fly real high when he poops himself."

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 5 років тому +5

      "With his pistols out...
      He's after mum!"

    • @uvu7824
      @uvu7824 5 років тому +6

      “With his pistols out…he’s after your mum!”

    • @AtomDarkheart
      @AtomDarkheart 5 років тому +8

      @@uvu7824 He'll make you some pie after he gets high.

  • @blastturtle22
    @blastturtle22 6 років тому +125

    Mentioned Dedede so instant thumbs up on this video.

  • @makesomething4093
    @makesomething4093 3 роки тому +11

    So I’ve probably revisited this north of 30 times and I JUST NOW caught that the lighting effect used during Rosen’s rap part is synced with the stage lighting in-game. It’s so seamless that I never paid attention to it and isn’t that the highest compliment of all?

  • @deepfriedpotpie9621
    @deepfriedpotpie9621 7 років тому +57

    "No more toilet jokes!" -Hank Hill, 2015

  • @contentbot2.9
    @contentbot2.9 5 років тому +132

    With everyone mocking him about having no face or soul, Lanky could take it no more...

    • @fazbearking87
      @fazbearking87 5 років тому +5

      And then he dragged everyone to hell

  • @Silverblade12345
    @Silverblade12345 7 років тому +76

    I hope this video breaks you out more into the mainstream. I started watching with your Veggietales YTPs and just like all your other videos, the attention to detail here is great.

  • @joeisthecat8278
    @joeisthecat8278 4 роки тому +30

    2:11 Sounds pretty good actually.

  • @hexolotl8032
    @hexolotl8032 5 років тому +140

    I died of laughter so hard that I pooped my pants harder than when Kim Jong Un had diarrhea.

    • @theemeraldminecart3507
      @theemeraldminecart3507 5 років тому +3

      I was on the toliet when I watched this I took a little longer than expected

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 5 років тому +4

      Or whenever Diddy needs to fly

    • @sophthetoast1997
      @sophthetoast1997 Рік тому

      You aren’t potty trained?

  • @lizbethrodriguez9803
    @lizbethrodriguez9803 5 років тому +532

    When I was 1, I swam the English Channel
    When I was 2, I ate a soapy flannel
    When I was 3, I started getting thinner
    When I was 4, I wonder what’s for dinner

    • @PlantedWave5190
      @PlantedWave5190 5 років тому +43

      Wal-Mart
      Pingas!
      Pineapple under the seat
      Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes,
      And pineapple pizza
      Aw, yuck!

    • @BAKU2K2
      @BAKU2K2 5 років тому +24

      @@PlantedWave5190 "Pineapple's great, but it sucks on pizza"

    • @hambobanjo
      @hambobanjo 5 років тому +6

      I also watched the video

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +3

      when I was FOUR?

    • @TricksterrFrFr
      @TricksterrFrFr 5 років тому +5

      Cmon Brian take it to the
      *fridge*

  • @DrawsomeDrawer
    @DrawsomeDrawer 7 років тому +69

    You're gonna give SiIvaGunner a run for his money.

  • @Aidan_B_Young
    @Aidan_B_Young Місяць тому +2

    Even years later, this UA-cam Poop still lives in my head rent free.

  • @strideryourself
    @strideryourself 5 років тому +228

    ⚪️ Style
    ⚪️Grace
    🔘не маи моикеу

  • @rubyboi5819
    @rubyboi5819 5 років тому +279

    "He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhoea" I spat out my orange juice when I heard that lol. EDIT: I have to clean up my table because of 'he can fly real high when he poops himself'

  • @megamutant4539
    @megamutant4539 4 роки тому +535

    [✅] Leader of Korea
    [✅] Got Diarrhea
    [✅] Finally back to say “Mamma Mia!”

  • @seabutterfly2347
    @seabutterfly2347 4 роки тому +30

    He’s back again and he’s back again again, and this time, he’s... g o n e ?

  • @JimmyDPooper
    @JimmyDPooper  7 років тому +324

    Just to avoid confusion, "The King's Nostalgia Trip" has not been canceled. Just like I said in the comments on my last upload, I've been getting kind of burned out from doing all the meticulous sentence mixing and visual work for TKNT, and I just occasionally need to take a break to edit something random like this.
    This was made in a day and a half, which should explain why it's a bit lackluster. I focused mainly on the audio portion (which was just made up as I went along), so the visuals are mostly nothing special.
    Either way, I hope you guys enjoyed it.

    • @TapeFaceYT
      @TapeFaceYT 7 років тому +4

      Jimmy Davis I did enjoy it :)

    • @matchmakerchris7617
      @matchmakerchris7617 7 років тому +16

      This wasn't lackluster at all, it was great!

    • @Lil_Squink
      @Lil_Squink 7 років тому +1

      Jimmy Davis what about LarryMan 2? Is that cancelled?

    • @1marcelfilms
      @1marcelfilms 7 років тому +5

      HAHA this rocks haha ur sentence mixing is ebin

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 років тому +3

      Jimmy Davis DQ! I have no joke for that...

  • @smalltok4638
    @smalltok4638 5 років тому +38

    This is legitimately some of the best audio mixing I have ever heard

  • @oceanographyz
    @oceanographyz 6 років тому +149

    *I have no life now*

  • @FunvoltGunvolt
    @FunvoltGunvolt 3 роки тому +69

    2:54-3:04 that was actually pretty lit ngl

  • @channel1344
    @channel1344 7 років тому +41

    This is probably my favorite thing involving the DK rap ever

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 7 років тому +200

    Did-- Did you just outgun SiIva?

    • @firstsurname8931
      @firstsurname8931 7 років тому +2

      Who?
      Out what?
      ??

    • @JimmyDPooper
      @JimmyDPooper  7 років тому +49

      Probably not, but it's still a success just to be mentioned in the same sentence as SiIva.

    • @Fireluigi1225
      @Fireluigi1225 7 років тому +22

      Nope, jimmy, you did. You outdaded the grand.

    • @that1lizardjamie
      @that1lizardjamie 7 років тому +17

      chris callahan Actually, I shall now say a comment, Fleenstones. Give me likes.

    • @iammaybeabro4598
      @iammaybeabro4598 6 років тому

      Yes he did!

  • @coling8580
    @coling8580 5 років тому +118

    "If you know the words you got no life"
    Is it bad that i legit have the whole thing memorized

    • @enigmatixthecringechampion5004
      @enigmatixthecringechampion5004 5 років тому +9

      Same... Guess we both don't have lives

    • @chopz5881
      @chopz5881 4 роки тому +6

      Its cool to not have lives lol atleast you memorized this hilarious YTP both y'all

    • @OscarHernandez-uk9ky
      @OscarHernandez-uk9ky 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 4 роки тому +1

      I came back to watch this after about eight months, and laughed my ass off at that part. 😂

    • @Savannah7039
      @Savannah7039 4 роки тому +1

      WE HAVE NO LIFE....