Most of the time it's bad etiquette to bring up other streamers during your stream because it can mess with them, but when Doug does it everyone just understands and rolls with it. Lol
My guess is, since he was playing ToTK, his mind probably jumped instantly to the sanction he got from Nintendo (you know, that whole fiasco), and then when he realized this was a bit by Doug, he played it off by carrying the energy on. It's also possible I'm just flat out wrong.
@@ODISethisn't luka the polish editor? Poland is GMT+1 and California is GMT-8, so they are 9 hours apart which means Doug answered at 18:00 in his timezone (6pm)
Noah really did it to himself. Giving the most deranged ability (which was proven to be problematic for the party's survival in a previous episode) to Doug of all people was a recipe for an indoor forest fire
Hey Doug, Today, I went to the local market and bought exactly 15 bell peppers for my goulash. When the cashier asked if I needed anything else, I simply said, "Nothing." That single word shifted everything. His gaze changed immediately, his eyes distant and haunted, his body stiff as stone. His lips barely moved as he muttered, "Double... or nothing." "Double?" I asked, utterly confused. A comically large coin appeared from nowhere and clattered to the ground. Heads. My peppers-my perfect, vibrant bell peppers-had doubled before my very eyes. The cashier, his face now a shade calmer but still unsettlingly solemn, repeated the words: "Double or nothing?" I was feeling bold, reckless even. "Double," I said, brimming with misplaced optimism. The coin flipped again. Tails. My peppers were gone. All of them. Gone. Before he could utter the cursed phrase once more, I began pleading. "No, no, wait! I need them. I need them back." Desperation poured from me like sweat. The coin flipped. Tails. Again. Flip. Tails. Again. Again. Again. Tails every time. Somewhere around the 12th flip, I lost count. My reality started to blur. The peppers no longer mattered-it was about winning. The cashier’s voice had grown darker, heavier, with every "Double or nothing." The market's fluorescent lights flickered, casting shadows that seemed alive. A woman approached the register to buy apples. The cashier turned to her, his voice chillingly polite: "Double or nothing?" She froze. Dropped her apples. Turned and ran. "Keep going!" I screamed, my voice cracked and unhinged. The coin spun and fell. Tails. Again. My heart sank, but I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t lose what I no longer had. We played for days. My bell peppers were long gone, my goulash an impossible dream. The world outside the market seemed to fade away, irrelevant in the shadow of this ritual. I couldn't leave. I couldn't stop. There were no peppers, no goulash, no escape. Then, through dry lips, I whispered the forbidden word: "Nothing." The cashier froze, his pupils narrowing to pinpricks. "Did you just say nothing?" he hissed. His voice was no longer human-it echoed, reverberated, scraped at the edges of my sanity. "Double or nothing?" The coin flipped. It never landed. It spins still, endlessly, infinitely, haunting my vision. The peppers. The goulash. The peppers. The goulash. Nothing. Double or nothing? Double or nothing? Double or nothing? **Double or nothing?**
And it only took the editors half the year- thank god they didnt miss the residual excitement about america day and end up in the shadow of some other annual event
bro since when was magic the noah this popular???? I feel like it was only yesterday I was in his youtube stream begging for him to run ads and telling him to remove his door with like 80 or so other people.
Fun fact, that famous screech often associated with Bald Eagles is actually the cry of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Bald Eagles sound more like squeaky chirps than a majestic screech.
The recording being sent at 3AM is peak idc if time zones might be different that mental image of them making weird ass bird sounds huddled around one microphone at a fuckass hour of the night is just funny to me
16:04 I will say, it is an actual thing that men with bassier voices can usually reach higher than men with higher voices. I learned this during choir; basses can reach higher than tenors, but they feel less comfortable at those higher pitches than the tenors do.
16:04 Ok, aside from this segment being hillarious, I can legit do an eagle screech for some reason. I do it by sucking air IN while heavily constricting/flexing my throat muscles. So basically I am whistling, but not with just mouth, but my entire throat instead I guess? That's the best way I can describe it and it makes a horribly painful, giga high pitched screeching noise that sounds deceptively similar to a bird of prey.
As a reminder, never whistle at night. Both indigenous cultures of "America" and "Africa" say that it attracts dangerous or "evil" spirits. This is because whistles are one of the loudest sounds a homo sapien can create, persumably louder than screaming (Of which screaming can sometimes attract benevolent or helpful spirits sometimes).
This is every Americans dream, having sex with george washing machine himself. I mean that's what I'm assuming's happening in this comment, it just wouldn't make sense otherwise.
Everyone mentioning the editors and the double or nothing video, but I'm still laughing at the clip of Doug and Parkzer trying to make eagle sounds awkwardly.
Claiming to be from a different country without ever having stepped foot there or speaking more than 1.5 words should be a requirement for the American citizenship test
I love the little epilogue at the end that explains what happened to all of the characters. Glad they finally killed off the bald guy, but Pointcrow is definitely going to be a twist villain in the sequel, I'm calling it.
ironically their awkward noises are closer to a bald eagle call than the redtail hawk call we have been tricked into associating with the bald eagle swooping.
Regarding senate term limits, Doug: Senator terms are 6 years because the founders believed the Senate (A.K.A house of land and lord) would be less susceptible to short-term political divides, which Congress is more suited to meet representative needs. Critics argue that they just wanted a voting block that is harder to dethrone so it would be more difficult to take away slave labor, which was a contentious topic, even back then. The reason you get Senate elections in what feels like "random years" is because to prevent the Senate from being stagnant, senator terms are staggered in 1/3rd election blocks every 2 years, so 2/3rds of the Senate is always functioning. This means your senators could either be on separate blocks or the 6 year gap just feels off compared to 4 and 8
He does NOT have to have his volume so high all the time. Doug is actively going deaf it’s so sad, someday we will have our deaf streamer signing the dangers of having your headphones at 100% while simultaneously playing pentakill at 100% because he can’t hear it anymore. o7
8:31 So what matters is the intent to make your signature and that someone witnessed you doing so. You can scribble anything and it’s a signature because you’re just acknowledging you agree to the payments essentially.
Yeah it’s basically to protect the business in case you decide to file a dispute/fraud Same reason why they will require your pin. The PIN at an atm is there to protect you but when being done for a purchase it’s to protect the business.
@Toe_Juicer I can't believe that Dutch Van Der Linde, the primary antagonist of the critically acclaimed video game red dead redemption and red dead redemption 2, would do this
In true dougdoug fashion the actual stream idea starts at 10:17 after several hours of in-stream time and various semi-related tangants that need to be included for context for a random sfx
My favorite part of this stream is the fact that it's one of the ones that he trained his Twitch chat AI on... which then poisoned the whole dataset and made his AI talk about politics nonstop until he figured it out.
I'll have you know UC Berkeley's yearly tuition is about 15,000 USD for California resident, the minimum wage in CA is 16 dollars, so the tuition would literally be half of someone making minimum wage's yearly income. Being able to pay that without financial aid of any form would be considered fairly well off.
@@tylerdaniel8956fair, but the fact of the matter is that he specifically said “it’s not even expensive.” Meaning even if he did get scholarship or grants he still thought it’s not a lot of money
I love the MaoDiePie arc. It's so nice to see you have fun, that mixed up with the serious videos in between hitting us hard on both ends is just a endless factory of good, entertaining, fun but also insightful content. Your audience loves you for being you, I'm glad you've found your spark back 😊
Just in case anyone is wondering at 8:35 the reason the signature is taken is so that the store can prove you bought from it and you can't claim a card was stolen or used by someone else
@Romapolitan because technically speaking anyone working is supposed to "validate" the signature to the name on the card but where I work and everyone i know no one cares enough to do it
@Vocaloidlover69 My man im not I AM AUSTRIAN and no offense but i'd suggest taking some history lessons. We were annexed in the Anschluss by Germany in 1938. What you're thinking about is World war ONE where Germany and AustriaHungary were partof the Central Powers. In world war 2 germany was allied to italy, romania hungary and bulgaria amongst others. So no Austria-Hungary was not part of the Axis in WW2
@@arrowgaming602 yeah i dont think im the one that needs history lessons. No clue what they teach in austria but it was certainly more nuanced than an annexation. Records document the austrian people welcoming the german military marching in with cheers. It was under the threat of violence but that doesnt mean all of austria was opposed. Late consequences of the Bruderkrieg pre world war 1 you could say
@@Vocaloidlover69 ... you are aware that there is a difference between the political entity of austria-hungary being in the axis, a political alliance, and the austrian people being part of germany at that time right? The question doug had was: who fought america im WW2 and if you want to argue that Austria-Hungary was true then you'd also have to accept that Vietnam fought the confederacy in in the Vietnam war. Thats just a stupid take, sorry. If you want to open Wikipedia it will tell you that the political entity of austria hungary ended way before WW2 and as such it cant be part of the enemies the US faced.
Actually fun fact the screech that most people associate with a bald eagle is a red tailed halk Edit: while not relevant to the original comment on rewatch dougdoug probably also knows this as he mentions its not actually a bald eagle screech
@@auden4531New Hampshire funnily enough where Ludwig is from too but the law was put in place more recently I think. There are a few other states with the law now as well I believe but I’m not sure
I saw this and was so confused on what day they were celebrating since it wasn’t anywhere near July 4th but I completely understand, editing videos is a pain and it was very well-edited
Senate is elected for 6 years because they’re the check to the president who serves for 4, that way the president has less sway over their reelection. House members serve for 2 years because they’re supposed to be the “most updated” to the country’s current stances. 1/3 of Senators are elected every cycle, The HoR is all up for reelection every two years 100 Senators, 435 HoR members: makes up the 538 total electoral votes when you include the 3 votes that Washington DC gets in accordance with 23rd amendment. Hopefully I taught somebody something :)
i love how pointcrow seemed genuinely pissed at being sanctioned
Most of the time it's bad etiquette to bring up other streamers during your stream because it can mess with them, but when Doug does it everyone just understands and rolls with it. Lol
My guess is, since he was playing ToTK, his mind probably jumped instantly to the sanction he got from Nintendo (you know, that whole fiasco), and then when he realized this was a bit by Doug, he played it off by carrying the energy on. It's also possible I'm just flat out wrong.
@@TeknightJ naw point crow is just like that
@@TeknightJgiving Pointcrow post traumatic sanction disorder is exactly something Doug would do.
I wanna thank Luka for 16:02. Especially love it wasn't used anywhere in the rest the video, just bonus content
I also love that Doug decided to respond at 3:07am
@@ODISeth luka is probz from europe
@@historyman9436 we need a test for this or something
@@historyman9436 according to his Bluesky, yes he is
@@ODISethisn't luka the polish editor? Poland is GMT+1 and California is GMT-8, so they are 9 hours apart which means Doug answered at 18:00 in his timezone (6pm)
Alright, but hear me out…DOUBLE OR NOTHING!
Double or nothing the double or nothing spell (that was never even on the wheel)
Nothing 30 seconds back
if the like count of this comment is an odd counter, it's nothing, otherwise, it's doubled
Noah really did it to himself. Giving the most deranged ability (which was proven to be problematic for the party's survival in a previous episode) to Doug of all people was a recipe for an indoor forest fire
Honestly that video was utterly hilarious
Hey Doug,
Today, I went to the local market and bought exactly 15 bell peppers for my goulash. When the cashier asked if I needed anything else, I simply said, "Nothing." That single word shifted everything. His gaze changed immediately, his eyes distant and haunted, his body stiff as stone. His lips barely moved as he muttered, "Double... or nothing."
"Double?" I asked, utterly confused.
A comically large coin appeared from nowhere and clattered to the ground. Heads.
My peppers-my perfect, vibrant bell peppers-had doubled before my very eyes. The cashier, his face now a shade calmer but still unsettlingly solemn, repeated the words: "Double or nothing?"
I was feeling bold, reckless even. "Double," I said, brimming with misplaced optimism.
The coin flipped again. Tails.
My peppers were gone. All of them. Gone.
Before he could utter the cursed phrase once more, I began pleading. "No, no, wait! I need them. I need them back." Desperation poured from me like sweat.
The coin flipped. Tails. Again. Flip. Tails. Again. Again. Again. Tails every time.
Somewhere around the 12th flip, I lost count. My reality started to blur. The peppers no longer mattered-it was about winning. The cashier’s voice had grown darker, heavier, with every "Double or nothing." The market's fluorescent lights flickered, casting shadows that seemed alive. A woman approached the register to buy apples. The cashier turned to her, his voice chillingly polite: "Double or nothing?"
She froze. Dropped her apples. Turned and ran.
"Keep going!" I screamed, my voice cracked and unhinged. The coin spun and fell. Tails. Again. My heart sank, but I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t lose what I no longer had.
We played for days. My bell peppers were long gone, my goulash an impossible dream. The world outside the market seemed to fade away, irrelevant in the shadow of this ritual. I couldn't leave. I couldn't stop. There were no peppers, no goulash, no escape.
Then, through dry lips, I whispered the forbidden word: "Nothing."
The cashier froze, his pupils narrowing to pinpricks. "Did you just say nothing?" he hissed. His voice was no longer human-it echoed, reverberated, scraped at the edges of my sanity.
"Double or nothing?"
The coin flipped. It never landed. It spins still, endlessly, infinitely, haunting my vision. The peppers. The goulash. The peppers. The goulash. Nothing.
Double or nothing?
Double or nothing?
Double or nothing?
**Double or nothing?**
how did this masterpiece only get 12 likes wtf
Absolute cinema 🔥🔥🔥
Saturdays, am I right?
Its so peak
Double.
And it only took the editors half the year- thank god they didnt miss the residual excitement about america day and end up in the shadow of some other annual event
They should have just waited until next july 4
I’m dumb. What event?
@@CaramelCandyCorn221christmas
@@CaramelCandyCorn221Christmas I think
@@AngelaLovesSpamton2 Or maybe Thanksgiving?
As a European. I could feel my skin burning as I melted into a puddle of my own lack of freedom whenever I heard the sounds of America
And don’t you forget it 🇺🇸🦅🔫
🦅
NO THE EAGLE NOT THE EAGLE
Good
Yea i heard horror stories from europeans and canadians, y'all who want freedom come on down to 'MURICA!
Everyone knows the French are known for two things: being bald and drinking olive oil. You aren’t fooling anyone Doug. You’re French.
Being French I approve
Doug also notoriously surrenders
As someone who is American im pretty sure drinking olive oil is more Greek than French
@@GrippyClips That sounds like something a French person would say.
You know you're reading a perfect comment if you're hearing it in the TTS voice
thank you for sharing the voice message, Luka :)
I commented on that magic the Noah vid “can we double or nothing the video pls?”
And now we have this video. Gambling is awesome.
Omg I knew it looked familiar when I saw the video today!!
bro since when was magic the noah this popular???? I feel like it was only yesterday I was in his youtube stream begging for him to run ads and telling him to remove his door with like 80 or so other people.
@@broodlingg He's gotten more popular over time with his gameshows
@@broodlingghe started including bigger and bigger youtubers
He is also a genius and is very funny
3:05 "Sanctioned my ass" yes Pointcrow. He indeed sanctioned your most precious source of natural gas
This reads like the German villain in every 80s movie, which is extremely American
Fun fact, that famous screech often associated with Bald Eagles is actually the cry of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Bald Eagles sound more like squeaky chirps than a majestic screech.
COMMIE LIES
Fun fact. That’s true
The red tailed hawk tuah
I can't believe they tried to turn the screech of a hawk to a sound from an eagle 😭😭
hawk tuah
The best opening to anything ever
Also “who’s Canada, is that a type of Budweiser?” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I love how the editor thought america was the 4th of july 0:16 when its clearly the 7th December
remember december 7th
@@enclavesoldier770 never forget
It was recorded on the 4th of july
@@Kalmarstormfeather it's clearly december 7
stupid.
The recording being sent at 3AM is peak idc if time zones might be different that mental image of them making weird ass bird sounds huddled around one microphone at a fuckass hour of the night is just funny to me
Oh boy, i love driving my 1954 automobile! I love the sound it makes when I honk
the sound it makes when i honk: 16:23
Oh my god, this is a 1:1 sound recreation of the honk 😂
16:04 I will say, it is an actual thing that men with bassier voices can usually reach higher than men with higher voices. I learned this during choir; basses can reach higher than tenors, but they feel less comfortable at those higher pitches than the tenors do.
parkzer doing the eagle sounds like turtle mating noises
LMFAO I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
16:04
Ok, aside from this segment being hillarious, I can legit do an eagle screech for some reason.
I do it by sucking air IN while heavily constricting/flexing my throat muscles.
So basically I am whistling, but not with just mouth, but my entire throat instead I guess?
That's the best way I can describe it and it makes a horribly painful, giga high pitched screeching noise that sounds deceptively similar to a bird of prey.
Nice
The mental image (or audio) of that really just sounds like me having an asthma attack. Are asthmatics bald eagles?
do you have a video/audio of it? I'm very curious
As a reminder, never whistle at night. Both indigenous cultures of "America" and "Africa" say that it attracts dangerous or "evil" spirits. This is because whistles are one of the loudest sounds a homo sapien can create, persumably louder than screaming (Of which screaming can sometimes attract benevolent or helpful spirits sometimes).
My whistles are absolutely not loud at all. Is it ok to whistle softly at night? @@robertsandlin366
I FEEL THE AMERICAN SPIRIT COMING INSIDE ME DOUGLAS DOUGLAS DOUGLAS
HUH
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣🗣🗣
This is every Americans dream, having sex with george washing machine himself.
I mean that's what I'm assuming's happening in this comment, it just wouldn't make sense otherwise.
Everyone mentioning the editors and the double or nothing video, but I'm still laughing at the clip of Doug and Parkzer trying to make eagle sounds awkwardly.
"Im mostly German" is the most american thing you can say 1:53
Claiming to be from a different country without ever having stepped foot there or speaking more than 1.5 words should be a requirement for the American citizenship test
@@hundvd_7claiming to be partly from that country because your family 70 generations ago stepped foot there once
0:11 thats a AK47 he is russain
Commie. I knew it.
russain D:
Saddam Russain
All guns are American no matter where and how they are conceived
He got that from Heartstone tournament winner
16:00 Parkzer is a bald eagle confirmed
A dying bald eagle yeah
He sounded a lot like my chicken
@@BENBOI_1 dead or alive?
@BENBOI_1 I've rescued roosters for almost two decades, and can confirm: Chickens make some REALLY weird noises.
@@mrfrog0913 very much alive, chickens make weird noises.
"Name one promise you make when you become a U.S. citizen"
"Not kill the president"
I think we now know why this video is so late
I love the little epilogue at the end that explains what happened to all of the characters. Glad they finally killed off the bald guy, but Pointcrow is definitely going to be a twist villain in the sequel, I'm calling it.
battle tendency ahh ending
ironically their awkward noises are closer to a bald eagle call than the redtail hawk call we have been tricked into associating with the bald eagle swooping.
i double or nothing his ethnicity
Double bald?
@Evil_inc double america'd. he bleeds red, white, & blue and has 50 stars in his bone marrow
@@ValDmitGolo most american body 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻
.. but then sophist revives the electricity’s skeleton
and give it to the next person
Regarding senate term limits, Doug:
Senator terms are 6 years because the founders believed the Senate (A.K.A house of land and lord) would be less susceptible to short-term political divides, which Congress is more suited to meet representative needs.
Critics argue that they just wanted a voting block that is harder to dethrone so it would be more difficult to take away slave labor, which was a contentious topic, even back then.
The reason you get Senate elections in what feels like "random years" is because to prevent the Senate from being stagnant, senator terms are staggered in 1/3rd election blocks every 2 years, so 2/3rds of the Senate is always functioning. This means your senators could either be on separate blocks or the 6 year gap just feels off compared to 4 and 8
He does NOT have to have his volume so high all the time. Doug is actively going deaf it’s so sad, someday we will have our deaf streamer signing the dangers of having your headphones at 100% while simultaneously playing pentakill at 100% because he can’t hear it anymore. o7
3:17 the sincerity in pointcrow's "bitch?" is the funniest thing to me
8:31 So what matters is the intent to make your signature and that someone witnessed you doing so. You can scribble anything and it’s a signature because you’re just acknowledging you agree to the payments essentially.
Yeah it’s basically to protect the business in case you decide to file a dispute/fraud
Same reason why they will require your pin. The PIN at an atm is there to protect you but when being done for a purchase it’s to protect the business.
Actually not even that. Nobody checks snd nobody cares. It’s only done because it makes card users feel safer
The fact that he uploaded this on the day pearl harbour was attacked is wild
Your headband is literally the Dutch flag. 🇳🇱
The Dutch stole those flag colors from us
THAT'S THE LONG AMERICA FLAG TO YOU
It’s the Luxembourg flag 🇱🇺
NAH ITS AMERICAN 🗣🗣
@Toe_Juicer I can't believe that Dutch Van Der Linde, the primary antagonist of the critically acclaimed video game red dead redemption and red dead redemption 2, would do this
That fact that the headband is “specialized for bald men” is the cherry on top
Perfect video to release on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor
Really liked the editing in this one! Good job, editor!!
35:46 when he said austria hungary. A little bit of me died inside.
Oof
28:37 That digusting Pinko Ludwig really said: *OUR* idea
Nice one, senator McCarthy! 😂
Sorry, 4th of July? It's the 7th of December, Doug! Oh, brother...
15:19 I think Doug can time travel
Better to wait so that the people who were in stream will be more likely to rewatch.
If you look at the computer time it shows 7/4/2024
@@kaiotrem358 Ah, so the 7th of April. Gotcha.
@@kaiotrem358 I know, I watched this live, it's just very funny seeing Doug's videos getting further and further from his streams
38:04 They didn't let him into Poland after what he said about Maria Skłodowska-Curie
6:39 Pov your stuck in a beehive with a bald american
I straight up had red white and blue laughing freedom tears when "eagle sounds from doug and parkzer" dropped. lol
wow doug (may He vanquish his enemies with strength and glory) has more hair than tomorrow
Oh wait he has hair? I can't see it. Perhaps 480p isn't enough to make it out
16:18 so parkzer casually turns into a ghast
12:37 the 25th amendment allows the vice president to take over after the removal of the main one
13:33 "French flag headband - specialized for bald men"
Yeah that cheacks out
Love the red tailed hawk screams at the start
In true dougdoug fashion the actual stream idea starts at 10:17 after several hours of in-stream time and various semi-related tangants that need to be included for context for a random sfx
Should've had "WHAT THE F*CK IS A KILOMETRE?!" as a channel point reward
16:30 WHY DID THEY DO THAT
"I didn't know Liberian's flag looks like this."
No need to take a test, definitely American.
at least spell Liberia correctly
My favorite part of this stream is the fact that it's one of the ones that he trained his Twitch chat AI on... which then poisoned the whole dataset and made his AI talk about politics nonstop until he figured it out.
16:00 ignore the fact Doug responded 6 hours later at 3 am
Like a true American
I'll have you know UC Berkeley's yearly tuition is about 15,000 USD for California resident, the minimum wage in CA is 16 dollars, so the tuition would literally be half of someone making minimum wage's yearly income. Being able to pay that without financial aid of any form would be considered fairly well off.
To be fair, there’s also the possibility he had scholarships and grants.
@@tylerdaniel8956fair, but the fact of the matter is that he specifically said “it’s not even expensive.” Meaning even if he did get scholarship or grants he still thought it’s not a lot of money
THANK YOU UA-cam FOR SUGGESTING ME THIS WHEN IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE SECONDS!! MY LIFE IS YOURS, UA-cam!!
human centipede time
@@GuiltyofAssociationayo wtf
Thank you Luka for including the entire bald eagle screech bite from Doug and Parkzer
Just now i noticed that the "if this video gets 1 million views it gets deleted" got deleted
I know I watched it, but I couldn't even guess what it was at this point
I love the MaoDiePie arc. It's so nice to see you have fun, that mixed up with the serious videos in between hitting us hard on both ends is just a endless factory of good, entertaining, fun but also insightful content.
Your audience loves you for being you, I'm glad you've found your spark back 😊
Hooray! Now Ludwig needs to take this test to beat the French Allegations once and for all in this corner of UA-cam.
He took it at the same time doug did this.
Thank you, Doug. My mom just became a united states citizen yesterday and now she can prove she's better than you
I wouldn’t wish someone being French on even my worst enemy, and this is coming from a French person
I think the most american thing of this whole video is Doug having to search what percentage 76 out of a 100 is
Just in case anyone is wondering at 8:35 the reason the signature is taken is so that the store can prove you bought from it and you can't claim a card was stolen or used by someone else
But as he said, how do you even prove it if how it looks doesn't matter at all.
Except it literally could have been... What if someone bought it with a stolen card? I'm with Doug on this, I don't get the point
@Romapolitan because technically speaking anyone working is supposed to "validate" the signature to the name on the card but where I work and everyone i know no one cares enough to do it
This video being uploaded on the day of the Pearl Harbor attack is ironically hilarious
35:44 "Austria Hungary" "WW2".... Yeah that doesn't check out lmao
I assume you are american as well? They were both part of the axis ☠️
@Vocaloidlover69 My man im not I AM AUSTRIAN and no offense but i'd suggest taking some history lessons. We were annexed in the Anschluss by Germany in 1938. What you're thinking about is World war ONE where Germany and AustriaHungary were partof the Central Powers. In world war 2 germany was allied to italy, romania hungary and bulgaria amongst others. So no Austria-Hungary was not part of the Axis in WW2
@@Vocaloidlover69damn i see someone was sleeping in class lmao
@@arrowgaming602 yeah i dont think im the one that needs history lessons. No clue what they teach in austria but it was certainly more nuanced than an annexation. Records document the austrian people welcoming the german military marching in with cheers. It was under the threat of violence but that doesnt mean all of austria was opposed. Late consequences of the Bruderkrieg pre world war 1 you could say
@@Vocaloidlover69 ... you are aware that there is a difference between the political entity of austria-hungary being in the axis, a political alliance, and the austrian people being part of germany at that time right? The question doug had was: who fought america im WW2 and if you want to argue that Austria-Hungary was true then you'd also have to accept that Vietnam fought the confederacy in in the Vietnam war. Thats just a stupid take, sorry. If you want to open Wikipedia it will tell you that the political entity of austria hungary ended way before WW2 and as such it cant be part of the enemies the US faced.
Actually fun fact the screech that most people associate with a bald eagle is a red tailed halk
Edit: while not relevant to the original comment on rewatch dougdoug probably also knows this as he mentions its not actually a bald eagle screech
17:23 "I am slightly passing" 65% is less than 66%. This does not go well later on lol
3:07 Point Crow flips off like someone controlling a VR hand for the first time
Bank person here: about signing things- it just has to be something you can recognize as done by you. That's it. Legit you can sign with a dickpic
16:05 seeing the timestamp of 3 AM is horrifying, doug and parkzer could've been absolutely sloshed then
I think they were
I love the fact that the generic "bald eagle scream" is actually from a red tailed hawk
My video buffered when he was holding up his fingers for government so I thought he was just embarrassed
Love the star rail music in the background!
I like how how pointcrow sounds so genuinely panicked and pissed off that he was sanctioned
Fun fact: The eagle screech sound is not actually a sound that a Bald Eagle makes. It's actually from the Red-Tailed Hawk.
As someone who lives in a state where you have to pass the test to graduate high school yes I do have all of these things memorized
What fucking state do you live in?! I can rule out New Jersey but then I'm left with 49 others and I ain't doing process of elimination for this!
@@auden4531New Hampshire funnily enough where Ludwig is from too but the law was put in place more recently I think. There are a few other states with the law now as well I believe but I’m not sure
Did not expect Doug to attack ludwig with eagles
Doug: I'm not a terrorist
Also doug: 29:29
It’s only terrorism if it’s targeted at America! And we all know that “Ludwig” is a God hating, water chugging, freedom oppressing commie
First, we got a nightmare before Christmas. Now, we have America fuck yeah before Christmas.
I hope one day he plays the sound of an actual eagle
As a citizen of the UK, I feel like ‘Football watching and beer drinking’ applies to like 50% of my fellow countrymen.
Props to the editor for this one omfg 😂
Selective service is also an automatic enrollment when you get your 18 and older id/license
Sucks even worse that bald eagles don't even make that noise.
There is genuinely no worse fate than being French. Good job, DouglasDouglas
In Oklahoma, we are forced to take the citizenship test as kids middle school or high school normally
What happens when you double French? You get Italian.
I appreciate cutting to point row almost 5 hours into a challenge and he’s just beaten the first half of the tutorial
Can’t believe Doug is French
And this is what the spy has to go through every day to not make the soldier angry.
As a polish person we do not want DougDoug here i hope he passes his american citizenship
I saw this and was so confused on what day they were celebrating since it wasn’t anywhere near July 4th but I completely understand, editing videos is a pain and it was very well-edited
Double or nothing. They got lucky the first time, but they flipped tails the second time. Silly George bush.
The timing of this video is perfect. i just took the test to pass high school yesterday
Senate is elected for 6 years because they’re the check to the president who serves for 4, that way the president has less sway over their reelection.
House members serve for 2 years because they’re supposed to be the “most updated” to the country’s current stances.
1/3 of Senators are elected every cycle,
The HoR is all up for reelection every two years
100 Senators, 435 HoR members: makes up the 538 total electoral votes when you include the 3 votes that Washington DC gets in accordance with 23rd amendment.
Hopefully I taught somebody something :)
A stream from July uploaded in December, this is truly a DouglasDouglasDouglas special
35:46 Austria-Hungary dissolved after WW1. FYI. We were only Hungary during WWII
Hope yall had enough to eat since then 🫶
@@SplittTwig lmao
My favorite bit will always be Doug scaring himself with how loud the volume is of a sound effect
Parkzer screaming in agony 😭?? 17:13
This video was clearly a labour of love from the editors. No jokes here, it's a good video with funny graphics.