Cologne Commercials, ranked by how emasculated I feel

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  2 місяці тому +7051

    holy shit the MugMugs already sold out. Last time we sold out in 48 hours, this time was like 4 hours, even though we made 500 more of them this time to accommodate for demand. That is way WAY faster than I expected sheesh. Anyways THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH for all your support, I really really hope everyone who got one enjoys it, and we will definitely do another MugMug launch in the 2025 (maybe with new flavors???)

  • @pansexual_rat_alt
    @pansexual_rat_alt 2 місяці тому +33536

    Doug’s insanely ripped body, massive arms, and perfect jawline would make me feel emasculated if it weren’t for his shining bald head.

  • @buttermanaws4693
    @buttermanaws4693 2 місяці тому +16239

    Ok jokes aside that intro "commercial" perfectly captured the over the top visuals of all of them

    • @TyroRNG
      @TyroRNG 2 місяці тому +474

      Honestly, the best one in the video

    • @formedpineapple2997
      @formedpineapple2997 2 місяці тому +31

      agreed

    • @gretbruh7366
      @gretbruh7366 2 місяці тому +414

      actually good cinematography though

    • @ratbagissnooping511
      @ratbagissnooping511 2 місяці тому +9

      FOR REAL

    • @braedog09
      @braedog09 2 місяці тому +228

      but there were no women staring at him and no horses :(

  • @Evelyn.Is.Alive_
    @Evelyn.Is.Alive_ 2 місяці тому +19575

    I could not, in a million years, have expected this to be a main channel DougDoug video

    • @hoojamadinaa
      @hoojamadinaa 2 місяці тому +701

      they needed a vid to advertise the mugmug ig

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 2 місяці тому +343

      I know Doug said it was gonna be a video but I thought it would be on the second channel with the parkzer stuff being on the clips channel.
      Guess that wasn't masculine enough

    • @albertfingernoodle7934
      @albertfingernoodle7934 2 місяці тому +4

      Fr

    • @karlsundkvist6603
      @karlsundkvist6603 2 місяці тому +34

      that and not even the douggies being on the main channel

    • @MystearicalX
      @MystearicalX 2 місяці тому +65

      It's very DougDoug to make some unhinged shit like this a main channel video though

  • @yourlocalinsomniac2264
    @yourlocalinsomniac2264 2 місяці тому +793

    ok, why the fuck does shirtless doug actually look so good
    edit: good GOD that jedi horse one made me laugh the hardest i have in literal years, no kidding, i'm crying so hard i can barely see the screen

    • @-tee-
      @-tee- 2 місяці тому +40

      The Jedi Horse ad literally looks and sounds like an SNL skit or something, it's incredible

  • @cerilious
    @cerilious 2 місяці тому +3647

    DougDoug thirst trap was not what I was expecting today.

    • @KokichiKimchi
      @KokichiKimchi 2 місяці тому +181

      Was it unwelcome, though? I don’t think so.

    • @happily_blue
      @happily_blue 2 місяці тому +98

      but it's what I've been needing for ages

    • @liquidscreamisnomore
      @liquidscreamisnomore 2 місяці тому +34

      DougDoug chad edit was not what I was expecting today.

    • @mr.noodle6931
      @mr.noodle6931 2 місяці тому +37

      It worked. I have been sufficiently trapped.

    • @prettybadathis
      @prettybadathis 2 місяці тому +7

      unexpected surprises are the best, arent they?

  • @banditofmilk9451
    @banditofmilk9451 2 місяці тому +2950

    If you were to wear every cologne at once, all the women watching you on your boat would turn into golden horses at the click of your lightsaber.

    • @gnoot50
      @gnoot50 2 місяці тому +88

      wow. a truly beautiful image.. i love golden horses and lightsaber

    • @Essentially_Empy
      @Essentially_Empy 2 місяці тому +17

      @@gnoot50 lightsabe

    • @RadioGaGaJam
      @RadioGaGaJam 2 місяці тому +7

      wtf does this even mean

    • @andres_david25
      @andres_david25 2 місяці тому +17

      @@RadioGaGaJam Eau de Parfum

  • @SafteyProductions
    @SafteyProductions 2 місяці тому +6960

    No joke my entire Xbox crashed when Doug’s mugmug commercial played

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado 2 місяці тому +155

      As it should

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer 2 місяці тому +329

      you heard it here first folks, mugmug is only compatable with the playstation 5 pro. critics are calling this new direction for the mug mug franchise "bold" and "emasculated"

    • @Goversher
      @Goversher 2 місяці тому +96

      r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this.

    • @FaithfulServant41
      @FaithfulServant41 2 місяці тому +3

      Poggies

    • @ArielandtheMoons
      @ArielandtheMoons 2 місяці тому +29

      It just couldn’t cope it felt to emasculated

  • @green_taken
    @green_taken 2 місяці тому +586

    20:24 HOW DOES IT FIT SO WELLLLL
    the double clap with the double cut is SO CLEAN

    • @guniverse.5847
      @guniverse.5847 2 місяці тому +15

      @@green_taken he edited it, look at the chat.

    • @thatkid1277
      @thatkid1277 Місяць тому

      @guniverse.5847 it still fits though. Even if he did change the timing.

    • @lachlantwycross3981
      @lachlantwycross3981 Місяць тому

      it was edited , so obvious

    • @lpm_3807
      @lpm_3807 9 днів тому

      @@guniverse.5847 Chat is freaking out over how cleanly it fits. I think it's real.

  • @filipemartinho1753
    @filipemartinho1753 2 місяці тому +6546

    _This_ is the backstory to Rosa New Zealand donation goal??? Doug Doug episodes not being chronological order is such a gift

    • @bowmain1577
      @bowmain1577 2 місяці тому +863

      Yes before the rosa stream people had been joking about Doug going to New Zealand for like the whole year. This video was originally streamed in February! The Rosa stream was in August.
      There are quite a few stream only inside jokes that have never made it to videos. Just wait till egg day!

    • @VivianWasntHere
      @VivianWasntHere 2 місяці тому +22

      I already saw the stream so I cant relate 😔

    • @redfoxdog1
      @redfoxdog1 2 місяці тому +258

      Non-linear storytelling

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 2 місяці тому +8

      @@bowmain1577not Egg day lol.

    • @KeeWeeFruut
      @KeeWeeFruut 2 місяці тому +82

      As a kiwi, I’m am grateful twitch chat managed to pull this together so Doug would come here, just mad I didn’t see him.

  • @Summer-lh6yz
    @Summer-lh6yz 2 місяці тому +2200

    I watched this with my boyfriend and didn't think we'd be thirst trapped by Doug in the first 10 seconds he, jokingly, covered my eyes and said laughing "Doug I bought your mug why are you doing this to me?" The we cracked up that it literally was an ad for the mugmug.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Місяць тому +63

      To make your gf buy more mugmugs😂

    • @therealturkeylord8523
      @therealturkeylord8523 Місяць тому +23

      That is hilarious.

    • @zaidalvi-r2l
      @zaidalvi-r2l Місяць тому +12

      But the mugmug or Doug will steal your girlfriend

  • @claireclearwater-gs9zc
    @claireclearwater-gs9zc 2 місяці тому +3937

    That intro commercial was so on point that I forgot it was fake until I saw the Doug Doug mug, huge immersion break. Doug could genuinely model for these over the top cologne commercials.

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly 2 місяці тому +170

      @@claireclearwater-gs9zc truuuueee mans made to be a model but became the maddest streamer alive

    • @BlindSpectet
      @BlindSpectet 2 місяці тому +107

      His shining head broke the emersion for me sadly

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 2 місяці тому +99

      a couple of scenes before, I started noticing the guy's face was like.... is that dougdoug?? is that Mr. Douglas??? What the fuck is this???? and then I saw the shape of the mugmug rising out of the water and it all clicked

    • @gnoot50
      @gnoot50 2 місяці тому +4

      yeah

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 2 місяці тому +10

      To be honest it is better because it is cringe-funny instead of cringe-cringe

  • @Peanutcat
    @Peanutcat 2 місяці тому +119

    As a lifelong adblock user I had no idea Cologne commercials were this absurd. This has shook me to my core.

  • @stringedmouse76
    @stringedmouse76 2 місяці тому +4182

    Just so UA-cam viewers know, during Doug’s trip to New Zealand he went on one of the nature walks that are suggested to go on. During this hike he drank a lot of water, and then halfway through he realized he had to go to the bathroom. Now the guide didn’t tell him this, but there are really only accessible bathroom spots in the BEGINNING of the trail and the next stop was like 30 minutes away.
    With this knowledge, Doug volunteered to go to on a small path when nobody else in the group wanted to and proceeded to PEE in the national park WHILE another group was walking by. And that is the real story on how Doug was definitely banned from New Zealand.

    • @ThatBigDarnRectangle
      @ThatBigDarnRectangle 2 місяці тому +99

      Lol, that's hilarious

    • @nathaniel2904
      @nathaniel2904 2 місяці тому +312

      As a kiwi, I can confirm he is on the Laser Kiwi hit list if he ever comes back

    • @PinkFire107
      @PinkFire107 2 місяці тому +87

      I am also a kiwi and can confirm he is on a hit list and has been banished even, from New Zealand

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 2 місяці тому +55

      as a 3rd kiwi reply to this comment, I can also confirm like my fellow kiwis before me that I have specifically been alerted to this dangerous man, and to be sure to scream at him about how blonde, bald, and bad at 2D platformers he is on site, as well as making sure to report him to all the relevant authorities that are all now after him after he got banned from our country for needing to pee, seriously, he's so inconsiderate. SMDH my head.

    • @caitlinwheeler7915
      @caitlinwheeler7915 2 місяці тому +58

      Peeing on the mountain wasn’t the issue it’s that he peed IN THE WATER

  • @cormenion
    @cormenion 2 місяці тому +2716

    20:32 DUDE Coffee syncs up SO perfectly with the ad right here. The "clap clap" matches the frame shifts omfg

    • @DoomerSlice
      @DoomerSlice 2 місяці тому +248

      I just came down to comment this it’s insane how good the whole thing fits but ESPECIALLY that part.

    • @Swuiddy0086
      @Swuiddy0086 2 місяці тому +63

      It just worked. I don't have to explain it further

    • @ShipyDev
      @ShipyDev 2 місяці тому +35

      Me when editing to the beat is what makes a good video

    • @who7022
      @who7022 2 місяці тому +232

      sorry to burst your bubble but you can see that the editors cut the video so that it would cut in time with the music, you can tell because doug suddenly changes position. really cool of the editors to do that though!

    • @DoomerSlice
      @DoomerSlice 2 місяці тому +71

      @@who7022 Ohhhh very smart, I see! This explains it a lot better than whatever that Shipy fellow was trying to say.

  • @ryan7032
    @ryan7032 2 місяці тому +2556

    It's crazy how Doug filmed this entire video in his 800 square foot apartment (including the ad sequence)

    • @scramblz5053
      @scramblz5053 2 місяці тому +186

      He excavated the basement for it. Chat was actually the cliff disguised as rocks.

    • @jerri1918
      @jerri1918 2 місяці тому +94

      i wonder how he fit new zealand in there

    • @fetch7312
      @fetch7312 2 місяці тому

      do you seriously think he filmed it in his apartment? he obviously filmed it in the ALL NEW DOUGDOUG MUGMUG ​@@jerri1918

    • @Archerdon88
      @Archerdon88 2 місяці тому +35

      @@jerri1918 the same way he fits thousands of twitch chatters I imagine

    • @potatojuiceultra
      @potatojuiceultra 2 місяці тому +25

      I've actually been where the ad was filmed, suddenly claiming to be trapped in Doug's basement has a lot more meaning for me
      (also that 800 sq foot apartment must have some crazy pocket dimension type of thing going because that beach is like 2 hours from LA)

  • @ilililililili563
    @ilililililili563 2 місяці тому +89

    "there is hot woman in the sky watching you as you shoot arrows"
    I will cling to these words on every single archery competition i participate in from now on.
    xD

  • @livingangrycheese2668
    @livingangrycheese2668 2 місяці тому +7430

    0:17 ok Doug we get it you're hot chill out

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 2 місяці тому +601

      as in his bald spot is enough to reflect enough sun to burn anything?

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank 2 місяці тому +17

      @@bottleofsyrup9916 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mattjessen7899
      @mattjessen7899 2 місяці тому +299

      Would this be considered a thirst trap?

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 2 місяці тому +16

      Naw, they don't show his stomach for a reason.

    • @Ericbomb
      @Ericbomb 2 місяці тому +85

      Keto and tennis doing WONDERS on this man.

  • @privpi
    @privpi 2 місяці тому +1401

    This mae me realize that these commercials are all just softcore pornography

    • @canalalex0119
      @canalalex0119 2 місяці тому +110

      @@privpi It only took you until now? Well, then I also have to introduce you to the fashion industry.

    • @scarletempress2652
      @scarletempress2652 2 місяці тому +69

      Especially the horse one

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 2 місяці тому +13

      In the 2000s it was basically all softcore corn

    • @mondsgesandter
      @mondsgesandter 2 місяці тому +37

      Except for the Hugo Boss one, because we, the Germans are famously scared of sex

    • @kaylap4924
      @kaylap4924 2 місяці тому +4

      Men only notice this fact when it happens to them...

  • @missbeckykmusic
    @missbeckykmusic 2 місяці тому +2268

    Mugsculinity made me choke on the giant mouthful of tea I’d just taken out of my 750ml capacity DougDoug MugMug

    • @malevolenc_y
      @malevolenc_y 2 місяці тому +24

      dougdoug mugmug

    • @skullha66
      @skullha66 2 місяці тому +13

      dougdoug mugmug

    • @DearShion
      @DearShion 2 місяці тому +12

      dougdoug mugmug

    • @Glubre
      @Glubre 2 місяці тому +8

      @@missbeckykmusic you misspelled 32L

    • @missbeckykmusic
      @missbeckykmusic 2 місяці тому +8

      @ sorry the m was a mistake. I meant 750L

  • @aidenbeyer9260
    @aidenbeyer9260 2 місяці тому +68

    20:57 the song synced perfectly. Was definitely better then whatever the dragons Imagined

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 2 місяці тому +2793

    Guys I think this is how we get Parkzer to say “I love you” back to Doug Doug

    • @Sparklyz.roblox
      @Sparklyz.roblox 2 місяці тому +14

      Yesh

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 2 місяці тому +147

      That's what happens when you wear all the cologne at once.

    • @amsgamingandmusic
      @amsgamingandmusic 2 місяці тому +10

      OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING

    • @cae_ryn
      @cae_ryn 2 місяці тому +23

      @@mrfrog0913 the aroma is so strong parkzer can smell it through his phone

  • @mhe2203
    @mhe2203 2 місяці тому +1991

    There are 2 wolves inside you: one is running with Johnny Depp in the desert, and the other is bald having schizophrenic conversations with people who aren't real.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 2 місяці тому +37

      I'm the bird horse

    • @Samwichss
      @Samwichss 2 місяці тому +15

      "inside you"

    • @UmbraAtrox_
      @UmbraAtrox_ 2 місяці тому +35

      Is that why my tummy is rumbly?

    • @CrimsonDawn-ou4og
      @CrimsonDawn-ou4og 2 місяці тому +2

      @@UmbraAtrox_ 😭😭???

    • @SnuggsMcDuff
      @SnuggsMcDuff 2 місяці тому +20

      i'd be fine with them but they keep having sex in my pancreas and it's starting to mess with my insulin levels

  • @largegrape
    @largegrape 2 місяці тому +1176

    I understand maybe how doug created the beach shots, but the underwater plunge looks absolutely insane, I need to know what was used. The whole ad was insane i was smiling ear to ear with that production.

    • @cheep5645
      @cheep5645 2 місяці тому +135

      He talked about it in his latest stream, they shot these in February weather ww

    • @apho-sappho
      @apho-sappho 2 місяці тому +82

      @@cheep5645 FEBRUARY WEATHER?! Holy crap

    • @anastasiaklyuch2746
      @anastasiaklyuch2746 2 місяці тому +90

      @@apho-sappho yeah, he was jumping into his swimming pool, while another guy stayed there with a camera, and third would deliver sandback to the bottom to hold the black backdrop. They were ALL freezing

  • @MikbitchMicpitchza2nd
    @MikbitchMicpitchza2nd 2 місяці тому +37

    honestly, if I didn't know who you are and that beginning clip was alone without the video I would've legitimately thought that was a genuine ad

  • @yasao_art
    @yasao_art 2 місяці тому +1536

    The title confused me for a sec because my stupid German head was like "What, does this city really have SO MANY commercials?" It wasn't until starting your video that I facepalmed and remembered that cologne equals perfume. Sometimes being bilingual is very, very weird.
    The MugMug commercial was INCREDIBLE cinema tho!

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 2 місяці тому +25

      I thought the opposite when I learnt about the city lol

    • @Misves
      @Misves 2 місяці тому +162

      Don't know if it is in the video, but yes, the commercial for the city of Cologne WAS in the list and yes, Doug watched it on stream

    • @hershloodu8925
      @hershloodu8925 2 місяці тому +25

      @@MisvesMan now I wish that was in the video

    • @yasao_art
      @yasao_art 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Misves Haha for real? No it wasn't in the video, but this is hilarious! Thank you for letting me know.

    • @dalob112
      @dalob112 2 місяці тому +5

      Glad I wasn't the only German with that thought process!

  • @randomthings8801
    @randomthings8801 2 місяці тому +1049

    6:44 the running gag of Doug barging into Parkzer’s office naked is one of my favorite bits on the channel

    • @dalob112
      @dalob112 2 місяці тому +130

      I also love that Parkzer has stopped questioning it

    • @CreeFalcon-219
      @CreeFalcon-219 2 місяці тому

      109-12

    • @Ultracultchaosultimate
      @Ultracultchaosultimate 2 місяці тому +34

      I wish he would do that to m~ WAIT NO IM SIPPOSED TO BE ON NNN NOOOO

    • @SteveBill-t8t
      @SteveBill-t8t 2 місяці тому +27

      @@Ultracultchaosultimate chill bro

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald 2 місяці тому +49

      @@dalob112he definitely didnt stop questioning it, he just accepted the fact that trying to get an answer is one of the most futile tasks ever known to man

  • @go2it566
    @go2it566 2 місяці тому +837

    Parkzer is actually the greatest. He just doesn’t understand when anything is a bit and just assumes everyone is serious all the time and it’s wonderful

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 2 місяці тому +55

      Or is him taking everything seriously itself a bit?

    • @thejewsader
      @thejewsader 2 місяці тому +4

      @@GZilla311 It could also just be aspergers. When people have autism, it can be hard for us to identify when people are being serious

    • @A10_Warthog
      @A10_Warthog 2 місяці тому +60

      @@thejewsader That is such a stretch lmao. Him taking everything seriously is obviously a bit.

    • @katierasburn9571
      @katierasburn9571 2 місяці тому +20

      i think secretly parkzer is never serious and acts serious for the bit because hes funny

    • @stygian6642
      @stygian6642 2 місяці тому +1

      I do think that's a safe assumption when it comes to Douglas Douglas. Doug does a whole lot for the bit

  • @wokendisaster
    @wokendisaster День тому +2

    It's insane to me how perfectly the coffee was synced with Chris Hemsworth. Cuts just on beat wtf

  • @jebnordost7487
    @jebnordost7487 2 місяці тому +996

    Thank you Doug, for accidentally introducing the world to the masterpiece that is Jedi Horse

    • @Lightning37clips
      @Lightning37clips 2 місяці тому +19

      @@jebnordost7487 you must become the horse
      Apparently

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 2 місяці тому +19

      It does honestly blow my mind that no one thought to give him the right colour lightsaber... but maybe racing a horse with a sith kyber crystal in your lightsaber would send an even MORE mixed message than being penetrated by the force in "the jedi ocean"

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 2 місяці тому +13

      ​Blue just matched the scene, we would have known it was fake if it was a different colour

    • @ventusargentum9957
      @ventusargentum9957 2 місяці тому +2

      I was so confused by this comment at first.
      Then I got 10 minutes into the vid and. . . now I'm confused by whoever wrote half the lines spoken in the commercial.

  • @0gar485
    @0gar485 2 місяці тому +928

    How did Doug capture the essence of cologne commercials so perfectly in a merch plug?

    • @BostonSQ
      @BostonSQ 2 місяці тому +36

      @@0gar485 it’s not that hard, all you need a shirtless guy who can pull off being nonchalant and chill

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 місяці тому +9

      @@BostonSQ and his bald head

  • @cato160
    @cato160 2 місяці тому +7

    Coffee was stuck in my head, found it, and your Spotify playlist. Thank you for making my day better

  • @kataclysmic-alt
    @kataclysmic-alt 2 місяці тому +831

    i never realized how in shape Doug actually is. like, i knew he was in shape, but not IN SHAPE yknow?

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 2 місяці тому +220

      this man chugs down bottles of olive oil and never cooks anything and he gets to look like THAT

    • @chroprs
      @chroprs 2 місяці тому +103

      @@oliviersavard8676 Lift weights and chug olive oil. It'll change your life.

    • @Maxiuss2003
      @Maxiuss2003 2 місяці тому +20

      @@oliviersavard8676 Enough calories and weight lifting will do that to ya

    • @michellesolomon1690
      @michellesolomon1690 2 місяці тому +50

      He has mentioned on stream that he goes for long runs several times a week. So there you go!

    • @JadeRavenn
      @JadeRavenn 2 місяці тому +41

      we're all in shape, for some of us that shape is just round

  • @dextops702
    @dextops702 2 місяці тому +929

    Thank you dougdoug, my wife says I wasn’t emasculated enough for her, but this video completely saved my marriage.

  • @GDColon
    @GDColon 2 місяці тому +2723

    thank you douglas i love cologne

  • @azzazelynn988
    @azzazelynn988 2 місяці тому +33

    16:19 - _I don't have perverts in my walls???_ Made me laugh more than it should've 😂

  • @Herobizkit597
    @Herobizkit597 2 місяці тому +376

    I don't even wear cologne, but I still sat here for half an hour watching cologne commercials because DougDoug made a game out of it. The man has a gift.

    • @Luvilli
      @Luvilli 2 місяці тому +10

      i watched it because of hot men

    • @cheeze588
      @cheeze588 2 місяці тому +1

      I didn;t watch them cause they make me uncomfortable so I listened to the entire thing like a podcast

  • @elvisthao9161
    @elvisthao9161 2 місяці тому +234

    As someone who has never seen cologne commercials like these before, I was like, "Man, that is a crazy intro sequence." Then as he started watching them, I was like, "Yo, that is insanely accurate."

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 2 місяці тому +10

      The funny thing is most of these colognes are pretty low quality. Except maybe Tom Ford.

  • @tharrock337
    @tharrock337 2 місяці тому +184

    I swear half of these commercials could also be establishing shots from a serial killer movie. The glare that some of these actors can unleash!

    • @matthewcharles9813
      @matthewcharles9813 2 місяці тому +44

      Also feels more like they are just trying to seduce the guy watching and not actually selling anything.

  • @davinaz6885
    @davinaz6885 2 місяці тому +7

    My brother met Jeremy fragrance one on a commercial filming set in Berlin.
    He said the dude is weird for real, it's not an act. Randomly started aggressive push-ups

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 2 місяці тому +203

    Don't let this video make you forget the literal hours of collective time Doug spent trying to explain the concept to chat and remind them over and over that it wasn't just a tier list of how good the commercials were

  • @swiftdasher
    @swiftdasher 2 місяці тому +245

    Crazy that so many of these ads use that coffee song, must be a real hit. Unironically fits so many of them too

    • @sagittariuwus
      @sagittariuwus 2 місяці тому +17

      ​@swiftdasher its such a hit that it would be a shame if someone who bought a license to use the music never played it on stream because they didn't want to fill out a form

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 2 місяці тому +6

      I'll admit that it took me until the Chris Hemsworth one to realise it was a DMCA counter edit.
      And given it said *music NOT replaced due to copyright* made it even more confusing. XD

  • @ALBERTOERSA
    @ALBERTOERSA 2 місяці тому +545

    Feeling pretty content with my physique, I returned home from the gym, only to discover that Doug, a man who spends most of his time infront of a computer is more ripped than me. I guess Im adding another day to my workout schedule.

    • @tapetoyotasunscreen1315
      @tapetoyotasunscreen1315 2 місяці тому +159

      Yeah honestly that made me feel more emasculated than any of the actual cologne commercials

    • @shortinsomniac1728
      @shortinsomniac1728 2 місяці тому +137

      In fairness he probably has very short work days compared to regular jobs. That probably gives a lot of time for working out, etc. + after gaining muscles through working out for years, it’s much easier to maintain them.
      Don’t be too hard on yourself :)

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 2 місяці тому +151

      @@tapetoyotasunscreen1315Real talk, that fake ad was more masculine than any of the real ads because Doug looks like an attractive human being and not the bizarre alchemical chimera that it’s apparently required for every advertising lead to be.

    • @Carlhero-ce2xq
      @Carlhero-ce2xq 2 місяці тому +83

      If it helps, you are probably better at 2d platformers

    • @HollowedRogue
      @HollowedRogue 2 місяці тому +37

      Its probably the olive oil.

  • @quijassajiuq900
    @quijassajiuq900 Місяць тому +3

    This was the first stream I really got to sit through I’m so happy it’s main channel content now :)

  • @Skee_J
    @Skee_J 2 місяці тому +521

    That commercial is WAY too sexy to watch at work. Consider this a warning.

  • @emilydegroot6436
    @emilydegroot6436 2 місяці тому +706

    12:09 Holy moly that is indeed the most bisexual commercial of all time. So close but a whiff on the het relationship girlfriend demographic though, the other hunks appear to be trying to stop him and are both not wearing the cologne and outnumber him, I would just jump in with the whole lot of them. B+

    • @spartythespart
      @spartythespart 2 місяці тому +74

      in the background of the mermaid shot isnt that two dudes hugging or kissing? 13:08

    • @SpikeyEnigma
      @SpikeyEnigma 2 місяці тому +14

      @@spartythespart wait you might be right

    • @happysteeleel
      @happysteeleel 2 місяці тому +23

      I remember that comercial when i was just a baby bi and it definitely got me like 😳

    • @thatpitter
      @thatpitter 2 місяці тому +2

      I was shocked it wasn’t ranked higher lol

  • @dowfreak7
    @dowfreak7 2 місяці тому +523

    Ok, that little bit of editing on the Hemsworth clip to sync with the music was fantastic. So glad that Coffee bit escalated hard enough to lead to this.

    • @skylon07_RAGE
      @skylon07_RAGE 2 місяці тому +9

      Haha I noticed that too, that was pretty funny

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 2 місяці тому +4

      Funny thing is, I’m pretty sure Coffee synced just as well, if not better, during the full stream

  • @henryhere
    @henryhere 2 місяці тому +14

    13:02 can confirm, this is some of the most confused I've ever been and I have entered a panicked state of not being able to tell whether or not this commercial is pandering to me or trying to be homophobic

  • @Nedstark1977-hb
    @Nedstark1977-hb 2 місяці тому +962

    5:24 FUN FACT: During the Johnny Depp trial, Dior was the only company that chose not to sever its relationship with him, which is why they created this advertisement.

    • @InsanityPlusOne
      @InsanityPlusOne 2 місяці тому +174

      And it was the only one of the ads that actually made me feel like it could improve my life,
      The rest were just weird and homoerotic in equal measure.

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 2 місяці тому +28

      @@InsanityPlusOne I think the arctic one was also ok

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 2 місяці тому

      Oh...

    • @spookychicken9978
      @spookychicken9978 2 місяці тому +88

      @@InsanityPlusOne Just curious, was it the wolves or the playing guitar in the desert that made you feel like it could improve your life?

    • @Hexagonian
      @Hexagonian 2 місяці тому +37

      @@spookychicken9978 not OP but it was being the farthest away from other humans as possible part

  • @Segnr21
    @Segnr21 2 місяці тому +232

    In the Stream of Only UP where he played DMCA music, thats when we first got coffee. In the next stream while everyone asked him to play it again, I was the first to suggest he buy the rights for Coffee as it couldn't be that expensive. Turns out thats what saved this video, so my troll to get him to spend money backfired since it probably made this video easier to publish. Damn you DougDoug

    • @dropdmike75
      @dropdmike75 2 місяці тому +20

      Lmao you're insane but in a good way

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald 2 місяці тому +15

      well now you get to know that the whole reason we got almost entirely naked dougdoug on the main channel is partially because of you

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Місяць тому

      You are a hero of the Twitch Chat community. Coffee is a part of our lives, and we ask for it constantly. Thank you for your contributions to our glorious nation. O7

  • @elliebee3520
    @elliebee3520 2 місяці тому +482

    I feel like these commercials lead to confusion about your sexuality more than a desire to buy cologne

    • @dorokorooli5763
      @dorokorooli5763 2 місяці тому +92

      @@elliebee3520 watching these and lipstick ads for my daily dose of gender enrichment

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr 2 місяці тому +6

      and also make me feel better about myself or a new drawing idea

    • @e.c.h.0236
      @e.c.h.0236 2 місяці тому +11

      Jokes on you, I'm bi

    • @heruhcanedean
      @heruhcanedean 2 місяці тому +3

      What's more manly than wearing overpriced perfume?
      I heat my cabin with a woodstove, so I smell like wood and smoke, I need to wear perfume to cover that right?

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 2 місяці тому

      @@e.c.h.0236 I don't think they were talking about you, though

  • @DeafMarsh
    @DeafMarsh 2 місяці тому +8

    Can we take a moment of appreciation that Doug finally played Coffee in one of his videos, after so long.

  • @b0ne_r3aper78
    @b0ne_r3aper78 2 місяці тому +555

    the Coffee sync here 20:32 is unreal

    • @garyalligator8846
      @garyalligator8846 2 місяці тому +37

      Yeah that was literally insane timing for that lmao

    • @phantomSynth64
      @phantomSynth64 2 місяці тому +9

      @@b0ne_r3aper78 was going to comment the same thing my god it was way too good

    • @alpredex5828
      @alpredex5828 2 місяці тому +9

      DUDE FRRR why did nobody say anything lol

    • @Big_Tastee
      @Big_Tastee 2 місяці тому +1

      This is what I was looking for lmaoo

    • @qjesse
      @qjesse 2 місяці тому +1

      nobody saying anything here is NUTS

  • @luisamattos2677
    @luisamattos2677 2 місяці тому +256

    I was thinking "you can't make fun of hot people doing hot shit by BEING a hot person doing hot shit, it's not funny" and then i saw the tagline "the wettest fragrance"
    10/10 best commercial ever, doug doug is forgiven for being ripped

  • @Be_kind_and_use_your_brain_uwu
    @Be_kind_and_use_your_brain_uwu 2 місяці тому +168

    Honestly I've never and never will understand these kinds of ads as they make me so confused on so many levels like I just had a fever dream

    • @luka_8
      @luka_8 Місяць тому +8

      Every time an ad plays that makes, like, zero sense, you immediately know it's a cologne / perfume ad lol

  • @noskalborg723
    @noskalborg723 2 місяці тому +36

    I think some of these commercials are geared towards women to buy it for their men.

    • @anthill1510
      @anthill1510 2 місяці тому +7

      That would make a lot of sense.
      On that note: If he is not including the classic Old Spice add that includes "I smell like your men could smell like" and ends with "I`m on a horse", than what is he even doing?

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 2 місяці тому

      @anthill1510 fr tho

  • @sommeone
    @sommeone 2 місяці тому +560

    25:10 using the transfem "does this make me want to go back to being a man so I can be this masculine" scale... This one misses for me, not because the man isn't cool, but because I want to be the woman on the skateboard specifically.

    • @allieginter8438
      @allieginter8438 2 місяці тому +149

      The woman on the skateboard is pretty fuckin rad tbf

    • @noelleholiday61
      @noelleholiday61 2 місяці тому +133

      This video with this scale ended up being the most affirming thing of all time because i realized I would actively feel worse if I came within a mile of any of these colognes. My imposter syndrome has been cured. I recommend this method to all my fellow girls out there
      EDIT:I do also want to become the woman on the skateboard, it would be radical to the extreme

    • @nutemmie
      @nutemmie 2 місяці тому +45

      As an enby, I was also struck with glee seeing that skateboard woman

    • @tentativegazer
      @tentativegazer 2 місяці тому +31

      Honestly as a trans girl I feel so distant from any kind of desire for this genre of masculinity I just spent the whole video doing mental smash or pass for each of the commercials lmao

    • @Phoenixmage50
      @Phoenixmage50 2 місяці тому +9

      @@tentativegazer honestly, so based

  • @RoseStrohm
    @RoseStrohm 2 місяці тому +213

    20:26 Can we talk about how perfect the music syncs up with the commercial? Wild

    • @Ironpecker
      @Ironpecker 2 місяці тому +31

      The fucking claps are soooooo perfectly synched, it's crazy it's not on purpose

    • @kolskytraveller1369
      @kolskytraveller1369 2 місяці тому +15

      It's on purpose, thanks to editor's efforts. You can see the cut by looking at the Doug right at the clap sounds.

  • @Alo-is-io
    @Alo-is-io 2 місяці тому +84

    There's definitely an untapped market in the cologne business, because I definitely resonated with the jedi horse the most out of these ads.

  • @MeisterMitBart
    @MeisterMitBart 2 місяці тому +6

    as a german i feel (as i always do) VERY uncomfortable with jeremy fragrances' inclusion ...

  • @adrianebayaras3985
    @adrianebayaras3985 2 місяці тому +92

    the perfect timing at 20:32, with the clapping and switching shots. absolute perfection and i need cologne now

    • @angelicart.6
      @angelicart.6 2 місяці тому

      your pfp fits with the video my brotha

  • @Thalweg
    @Thalweg 2 місяці тому +701

    25:51 "Where is he"
    WELL BOY AM I GLAD YOU ASKED.
    So judging by the bollards, the B type guardrail and the HR sticker on the back of the car it was obvious that it had to be along the Croatian coastline (not the Cali coastline DOUG). After a couple of mins of searching for it, I found the exact location of 25:28:
    44.9062427, 14.9137426
    (This leads me to believe the pool shot was the nearby Veladrian hotel although I'm not too sure about this)
    As confirmed by the sign, the road markings and the guardrail
    (As a bonus this location isn't in the video edit but you can find it at 3:02:16 in the VOD. The mirror shot at 25:20 can be found around here as well - I couldn't find an exact lineup but it definitely fits the vibe)
    45.117801,14.833885
    Cmon Doug you literally studied at Berkeley I expect better from you.

    • @pleasantbones
      @pleasantbones 2 місяці тому +125

      Jesus Christ, didn’t know Rainbolt had an alt account

    • @JuliaJulia-vh4xc
      @JuliaJulia-vh4xc 2 місяці тому +33

      Holy fuck dude

    • @zaziki1412
      @zaziki1412 2 місяці тому +11

      Are you secretly the FBI agent from the guy in the commercial or what? 😂

    • @AwakenedRAGEJustin
      @AwakenedRAGEJustin 2 місяці тому +14

      3 words: WHAT THE FUCK?

    • @sulphuuur
      @sulphuuur 2 місяці тому +1

      what the fuck

  • @cavecrystalcanoftuna
    @cavecrystalcanoftuna 2 місяці тому +46

    IT’S BEEN EDITED INTO A VID!!!!!!! being part of this stream was an absolute blast, so excited to relive The Horse

  • @BlasterDon
    @BlasterDon 2 місяці тому +1

    Been watching for about 4 years. I love your videos so much and you've helped me through so much stuff. Thanks for always making me laugh!

  • @jaspersagem9469
    @jaspersagem9469 2 місяці тому +220

    Canceling my top surgery, instead buying gallons of cologne. Can't wait to become a real man

    • @lindseytaylor3793
      @lindseytaylor3793 2 місяці тому +46

      Injecting cologne into my leg instead of T

    • @Connie.T.
      @Connie.T. 2 місяці тому +24

      @@lindseytaylor3793 careful, that could make you bald. And bad at 2D platformers

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 2 місяці тому +2

      go to New Zealand instead

  • @Foxexar
    @Foxexar 2 місяці тому +141

    jesus crist this is unironically one of the best channel openers possible. Sheeeeesh chill doug dougy

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 2 місяці тому +89

    You know that if Billy mays made a commercial for this, that chat would immediately rank it #1 and have doug purchase it.

  • @hyperspades
    @hyperspades 2 місяці тому +3

    Oh boy, what a great video! I really hope an AI based on Doug's personality doesn't start flaming me for no reason for thousands of people to see live on stream

  • @ethanoljoe
    @ethanoljoe 2 місяці тому +143

    That is the single most effective advertisement I have ever seen.
    I need it.

    • @ThenamesDai
      @ThenamesDai 2 місяці тому +13

      @@ethanoljoe the mug… right?

    • @ethanoljoe
      @ethanoljoe 2 місяці тому +12

      @@ThenamesDai .........

    • @polario2840
      @polario2840 2 місяці тому +13

      @@ThenamesDai jedi horse

    • @Robospy1
      @Robospy1 2 місяці тому

      @@polario2840 new zealand

  • @BrutalOddball
    @BrutalOddball 2 місяці тому +62

    I like how many of these commercials used Coffee, by Supersister, with their ads. Truly an artistic choice

  • @zakrydavis994
    @zakrydavis994 2 місяці тому +639

    0:34 FOR FREE????

    • @ketchsnup2986
      @ketchsnup2986 2 місяці тому +41

      No way you talking about his feet

    • @WaxierWarrior
      @WaxierWarrior 2 місяці тому +10

      Dammit you beat me to it

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar 2 місяці тому +2

      Mmmmmmmmm

    • @invertebrado
      @invertebrado 2 місяці тому +13

      Yoooo I love that Kendrick song!

    • @HotCrossB1S
      @HotCrossB1S 2 місяці тому +2

      I'M SAYING 😛

  • @Manatee3456
    @Manatee3456 2 місяці тому +6

    “I must be stronger than the horse. Faster than the horse.” -Kylo Ren, 2024

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 2 місяці тому +795

    As a trans woman, I will now be starting HRT (Horse Replacement Therapy)
    Additionally, as a bisexual, the weird boat commercial is absolutely terrifying to me

    • @nicoborken9963
      @nicoborken9963 2 місяці тому +112

      HRT: reject humanity, become horse

    • @A.K.A-17
      @A.K.A-17 2 місяці тому +49

      SO that's why my legs are slowly turning into horse legs. Well, I think it's too late to tell the doc so I guess I'll just become horse.

    • @ARandomTrout356
      @ARandomTrout356 2 місяці тому +8

      Horse is good, 7/10

    • @littlemonztergaming8665
      @littlemonztergaming8665 2 місяці тому +9

      🐴 Hell Yeah
      🐎💨

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 2 місяці тому +40

      You can’t spell LGBTQ without horse, I think

  • @minegabyyt
    @minegabyyt 2 місяці тому +60

    It shouldn't even have surprised me that Doug actually did go to New Zealand for the bit, yet it did. Never change, Douglas Douglas.

  • @CrayCrayslab
    @CrayCrayslab 2 місяці тому +123

    The MugMug ad made me feel things i shouldn't feel...

  • @AllNamesAreTakenBro
    @AllNamesAreTakenBro Місяць тому +4

    20:22 so after doug plays this song, its perfectly in sink with the music, like the clapping is like on beat at one part where we switch angels

  • @Mr.Fishe007
    @Mr.Fishe007 2 місяці тому +76

    I didn't even realise that MugMug thing was an ad, until the end, I thought it was simply one of the commercials / intro
    Bro made me watch an ad without skipping, what a chad

  • @rustyknight1572
    @rustyknight1572 2 місяці тому +54

    Ah, fragrance! The thing that famously doesn't wash off you whenever you immerse yourself deeply in water multiple times.

  • @ved95
    @ved95 2 місяці тому +382

    Great timing for this upload Doug, I was just getting oiled up 👍

    • @gothicseawitch8772
      @gothicseawitch8772 2 місяці тому +11

      Oiled up?!? Oh no.... Please don't tell me it was THAT oil.

    • @BusinessTeapot
      @BusinessTeapot 2 місяці тому +1

      i need some oil its dry rn, can i have some

    • @limitlesscord7319
      @limitlesscord7319 2 місяці тому +20

      everyone it was obviously the olive oil this guy is a doug viewer

    • @nakyearns
      @nakyearns 2 місяці тому

      do better

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar 2 місяці тому

      ​@@limitlesscord7319 oh... OH.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 2 місяці тому +1

    That opening trailer was legitimately really well made. Great work, @DougDoug and crew!

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 2 місяці тому +284

    25:25 Ok, but imagine if that was the commercial... Cool guy driving cool car, woman longboarding or w/e it was in the road. He runs her over, it's a viceral bump, her scream is cut short, it's ABSOLUTELY a horrible crime that just happened.
    Then the guy keeps looking forward like nothing happened, the camera pans back as he keeps driving on some majestic cliff-side road. Then it just shows the name of the cologne on screen. No explanations given, commercial ends.

    • @panangramgepearanan3974
      @panangramgepearanan3974 2 місяці тому +43

      @@spiritbx1337 I’m not even a man and I’d by the cologne instantly, no questions asked.

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 місяці тому +14

      Peak

    • @SighFi
      @SighFi 2 місяці тому +31

      this reads like the pitch for an adult swim bumper. like an alan resnick project or smth /pos

    • @walliam5506
      @walliam5506 2 місяці тому +28

      Also, in the background while the cologne bottle is being shown off and there reading off the name, it cuts to a blurred wide shot where the man drives off a cliff

  • @bimse420
    @bimse420 2 місяці тому +36

    Adam Driver running with a light saber and becoming a horse- we have peaked as a society 💀

  • @tobeywade6027
    @tobeywade6027 2 місяці тому +53

    Wow! I just watched this stream the other day! Doug has an incredible talent for quickly transforming his streams into high-quality videos. He's really impressive!

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd 2 місяці тому +3

      When was this from? I’m having crazy deja vu, but from something a whiiile back. I doubt it was another creator though. I KNEW the archery one was coming lol
      Edit: ok yeah i was definitely watching this live 8 or more months ago. Great comment lol

  • @ItsMe_Victor
    @ItsMe_Victor Місяць тому +2

    Just put the entire Doug Doug Mug Mug cologne ad into a presentation for school. I'll let you know what happens.

  • @littlelives360
    @littlelives360 2 місяці тому +121

    Why is nobody talking about how genuinely good that intro advert was??!? Like what?!

  • @o_o2619
    @o_o2619 2 місяці тому +99

    As a kiwi man, I can confirm that jedi horse cologne is better from Auckland than from the internet.

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 2 місяці тому +15

    The one-two punch of Jeremy Fragrance and Jedi Horse is easily one of the funniest bits in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe

  • @Freezie455
    @Freezie455 2 місяці тому +13

    doug's version is way better of a commercial and somehow at the same time advertises his own products while also still being a funny parody... damn. what a creator

  • @joecool2767
    @joecool2767 2 місяці тому +38

    I unironically have been using using Jedi horse for almost a year and didn’t find out about that ad till now and it makes it so much better.

  • @woahmothman
    @woahmothman 2 місяці тому +27

    Did not expect the cinematography on the intro to a fake cologne/real mug commercial to be so insane and look as amazing as it did, those shots under the water were beautiful

  • @Chicken_Kitten
    @Chicken_Kitten 2 місяці тому +182

    Doug you can't just do a thirst trap like that, i wasn't expecting to drool watching this video.

    • @2goober4u
      @2goober4u 2 місяці тому +12

      okay random slur

    • @trashman1605
      @trashman1605 2 місяці тому +11

      Did this video make you want to transition into a horse?

    • @Chicken_Kitten
      @Chicken_Kitten 2 місяці тому +41

      @@trashman1605 neigh, not this time

    • @trashman1605
      @trashman1605 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Chicken_Kitten If you ever want to go through it just remember that we all love and support you ❤️

    • @canalalex0119
      @canalalex0119 2 місяці тому +11

      If only you had a DOUG DOUG MUG MUG (tm) to catch your drool!

  • @jerryworshiper1587
    @jerryworshiper1587 5 днів тому +2

    i haven't finished the video yet but i'm gonna be pissed if he doesn't cover the absolute madness of oldspice ads.

  • @cuttululu
    @cuttululu 2 місяці тому +94

    it's crazy how this ended up in the main channel, nust by the title this feels like a DougDougDoug video... but I surely am not complaining

  • @Stormsprk
    @Stormsprk 2 місяці тому +43

    When I first saw the title I thought he was rating COLGATE commercials and it me me pause and go “only Doug would claim toothpaste is manly”

  • @end_slayer
    @end_slayer 2 місяці тому +46

    20:50, Coffee actually worked *so* well for the ad

  • @tentativegazer
    @tentativegazer 2 місяці тому +4

    Never felt more called out than when Doug said "this one feels more targeted at girlfriends buying their bf cologne" after I had already rewound the comercial like five times 💀

  • @iRjarlok
    @iRjarlok 2 місяці тому +84

    The wig they use for the Douge cologne Mugmug was high quality stuff, that glue really held up well

  • @Randomeud
    @Randomeud 2 місяці тому +38

    I have to say that this is probably the best dougdoug video i have seen this year, and i can't believe it's just a tier list ranking cologne ads. The intro and skits in it are awesome man.

  • @ChildNightmare
    @ChildNightmare 2 місяці тому +149

    15:47 so if i put on this collogne an army of women will start living in my walls?

    • @MaskedDeath_
      @MaskedDeath_ 2 місяці тому

      can't believe they made schizophrenia into cologne

    • @MrRast0r
      @MrRast0r 2 місяці тому +23

      They already do. Just then they are gonna start paying attention to you. They see with their sense of smell!

    • @aureole6383
      @aureole6383 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@MrRast0r the cologneizers control the golden mole horse women living in the walls of our banks who control the government

    • @randomalfalfa1093
      @randomalfalfa1093 2 місяці тому +3

      yeah pretty much

  • @isaacwho8
    @isaacwho8 2 місяці тому +2

    This is the most DougDoug reason for the New Zealand trip that I could never have imagined