Husband sips coffee on porch as police pursuit tears across his yard

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  • Опубліковано 19 бер 2024
  • #fyp #policechase #shorts
    A West Virginia man’s quiet coffee on his porch turned into something far more dramatic, as a police pursuit came careering across his yard.

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  • @lface7426
    @lface7426 Місяць тому +6498

    Wife: "so, how was your day"
    Husband: "fine"

    • @EPalsson
      @EPalsson Місяць тому +78

      OMG I love this!

    • @NaNaMary2020
      @NaNaMary2020 Місяць тому +51

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smugwendigo5123
      @smugwendigo5123 Місяць тому +183

      Wife: Honey why are there tire tracks in the yard?
      Husband: oh some prople drove through it earlier

    • @johnholding107
      @johnholding107 Місяць тому +99

      As a retired cop this is what I usually say. She had no idea the things I saw or did.

    • @socialbutterfly114
      @socialbutterfly114 Місяць тому +35

      😂😂😂 He was enjoying that coffee

  • @machz800
    @machz800 2 місяці тому +35322

    Put another pot of coffee on we have company 😂😂

  • @SassyHomemaker
    @SassyHomemaker 17 днів тому +679

    Coffee drinkers: "Don't even bother me until I've had my first cup..."

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 10 днів тому +9

      "Better make that the entire first pot..."

    • @AKUBARIKI
      @AKUBARIKI 9 днів тому +3

      😂😂😂🎉

    • @edwardroecker6015
      @edwardroecker6015 8 днів тому +9

      ​@@BaronSengir1008first pot my a$$, don't bother me at all.

    • @MartyMar-yk1ik
      @MartyMar-yk1ik 7 днів тому +2

      That Part!!! It doesn’t register until after my first two cups

    • @ahmoniescanlon
      @ahmoniescanlon 6 днів тому +1

      Facts 😂😂😂😂

  • @dalexander5721
    @dalexander5721 15 днів тому +332

    The sign of someone that understands true situational awareness training. He's sizing everything up with ever sip.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 5 днів тому +16

      + realizing there is exactly nothing he can do about any of it, so why waste energy panicking?

  • @thessie86
    @thessie86 2 місяці тому +18911

    The moment you realize that the security camera was worth every single penny because none of your mates would believe you otherwise. 😂

    • @kaylenturner2235
      @kaylenturner2235 Місяць тому +102

      Reminds me of Chunk in "The Goonies!!" Smashing his shake against the window 😂😂

    • @steved0603
      @steved0603 Місяць тому +28

      😂

    • @dang6832
      @dang6832 Місяць тому +27

      Right!

    • @paulbrown3302
      @paulbrown3302 Місяць тому +12

      @@kaylenturner2235😂😂

    • @paulastearns3074
      @paulastearns3074 Місяць тому +15

      😂😂😂😂

  • @generalchico3165
    @generalchico3165 Місяць тому +5547

    Perp drives thru smooth af, cop hits the swing and tree 😂

    • @Jr-qo4ls
      @Jr-qo4ls Місяць тому +398

      Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice 😅

    • @cmlmocha69
      @cmlmocha69 Місяць тому +269

      I was looking for this comment 😅

    • @Suds4444
      @Suds4444 Місяць тому +119

      Funny how people have the same thoughts

    • @tonymac1349
      @tonymac1349 Місяць тому +166

      Hits the girls bike too 😂

    • @SupremeSupport
      @SupremeSupport Місяць тому +18

      ​@@Jr-qo4lsyou'll never be that special.

  • @georgefitter7656
    @georgefitter7656 17 днів тому +36

    He’s glad he didn’t put that new walkway in.

  • @JH-nj8up
    @JH-nj8up 14 днів тому +16

    Nothing like the laid-back country life.

  • @zapperbunny1
    @zapperbunny1 Місяць тому +4778

    It’s the comfort of knowing they’re not after you

  • @juliegranzow8450
    @juliegranzow8450 2 місяці тому +19184

    Why watch TV when u can get live action right in your own backyard 😂

    • @nancyanne1402
      @nancyanne1402 2 місяці тому +160

      Kentucky? West Virginia? Florida? Just another day in the neighborhood!

    • @janetdeloach8522
      @janetdeloach8522 2 місяці тому +68

      I say Florida....😅😅😅

    • @Ric_Irv
      @Ric_Irv 2 місяці тому +25

      Literally 😂

    • @stevetaylor8298
      @stevetaylor8298 2 місяці тому +20

      Yes he did, he put the coffee down.

    • @lizslp86
      @lizslp86 2 місяці тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆

  • @Pgne85
    @Pgne85 14 днів тому +36

    That was me late one night, 20 years ago. I was standing on my balcony when all of a sudden I heard sirens blaring and the sound of a truck reving...I thought to myself that must be my son..he was out of control, and at a horrible time in his life. We had lost my husband his Dad,a year prior, (no excuse,) that and once you get ahold of alcohol & drugs, it just makes things worse.. Well, back to my chase, just as I said, "That must be _ _ _ _, my son! He drives by waving a bottle of booze and 5 officers hot on his chase. He went around our apartment, crashed into our garage, ran up the stairs, didn't even notice I was standing on the balcony, and ran inside..the officers were looking around, they looked up, and saw me, and asked "Have you seen a guy?" etc. etc. I didn't say a word for at that time, I really feared my son. I just pointed to my place, they came upstairs, took him in cuffs and thus began his difficult journey back to life. He's 40 something now and has his life back together by the grace of God. I was just glad no one was hurt that night, 20 years ago, during the chase. 🙏

    • @kismyc0untryazz-491
      @kismyc0untryazz-491 3 дні тому +4

      Great parents sometimes have to make difficult decisions like the one you had to make. Drugs entered my life when I was 16, 25 years ago. My mom kicked me out at 17. I got to keep the clothes I was wearing and my vehicle. It took me a few years, but I got it together.
      Kicking me out was one of the best things my mom ever did for me. I'm glad everything worked out great for your son as well.
      Take care.

    • @helenaquvang7705
      @helenaquvang7705 2 дні тому +2

      My kids dad became a alcoholic after they were born and I left him. It’s was hard but I knew that I had to protect them and their future. They are adults now and never took up drugs or drinking. One part of love and big part of scary theme to never start not even smoking 🚬 or they will be out of there own. I don’t know if I could have done it but it worked. They are smart and have long education and good jobs and are together 💍 with good people ❤ also with good jobs.
      So I did a good job but it was very hard to do alone. It’s the price when we choose to bring kids in to the world 🌎
      All choices have consequences. We have to take accountability for them and ownership. In the end we can only save ourselves ❤

  • @edschoenfeld9935
    @edschoenfeld9935 13 днів тому +12

    Love how he just stayed calm, like this happens every day

  • @7eamGhast
    @7eamGhast 2 місяці тому +5034

    When you’ve raised 4 kids, this is nothing.

    • @cv6442
      @cv6442 2 місяці тому +127

      You're just praying its not one of yours. 😄😄
      I truly think my memere would have ran out there assuming it was one of her kids, just to get herself into another wild tale that lives on for 40 years. 😂😂
      My GAWD, never a dull moment when you have 7 kids. 😆😵‍💫

    • @adriellopez8745
      @adriellopez8745 Місяць тому

      Juat another day in the ghetto agahahah we act like it's nothin ahahah

    • @bigde131
      @bigde131 Місяць тому +85

      🤣🤣. Yep. You’re literally at one with chaos. Try raising three, energetic boy toddlers that like to fight and get into things they have no business 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @alexl.9602
      @alexl.9602 Місяць тому +52

      ​@cv6442 My brother in law comes from a family of 9. And it's always such a laugh to hear from his parents how each kid that came out just got wilder wilder until they got to 9, number 9 was a miracle because they were the complete opposite 😂

    • @JoJosTrueColors
      @JoJosTrueColors Місяць тому +18

      ​@bigde131 and I've seen kids running across lawns playing thieves and robbers while making weewoos lol

  • @R.E.-Gato
    @R.E.-Gato Місяць тому +2356

    The way the cop just slowly drives straight into a solid barrier

    • @mudfun3703
      @mudfun3703 Місяць тому +539

      He was distracted. He saw the coffee and was looking for the donuts.

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 Місяць тому +81

      ​@@mudfun3703😂😂😂OMG!!!😂😂😂

    • @1world2coexist
      @1world2coexist Місяць тому +58

      ​@@mudfun3703- Dude!!! 😂😂😂

    • @jamesallred460
      @jamesallred460 Місяць тому +45

      Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 Місяць тому +175

      Seriously the guy he was chasing slipped right through no problem and he was going faster.

  • @FVWhimsy2010
    @FVWhimsy2010 8 днів тому +5

    I couldn't see what it hit, but the cruiser drove directly into it....wow!

  • @diannebass1051
    @diannebass1051 16 днів тому +96

    Brings a whole new meaning to your coffee wake up .

  • @Tieseclothesandotheroddments
    @Tieseclothesandotheroddments Місяць тому +2672

    This needs to be apart of a coffee commercial. If it was Folgers coffee the catch phrase would be- "Folgers. Let nothing, and we mean nothing, stop your first cup" 😂

  • @flamerollerx01
    @flamerollerx01 Місяць тому +1001

    Nobody and I mean *NOBODY* interrupts this man's morning coffee!

  • @failtronic2646
    @failtronic2646 8 днів тому +3

    Bro is unbothered. Pure zen

  • @trdsport
    @trdsport 16 днів тому +3

    It’s like any of us just shocked at what unfolding right in front of “MY PORCH” 😅

  • @iluvtanjiro7196
    @iluvtanjiro7196 2 місяці тому +1656

    That guy drove through his yard like he been there before 😂😂😂

    • @lisarice4402
      @lisarice4402 2 місяці тому +38

      lol probably one of his kids 😉

    • @bethanykolander2498
      @bethanykolander2498 2 місяці тому +50

      Maybe! The squad hit the swing and then hit something at low speed.. oye

    • @malcolm600
      @malcolm600 2 місяці тому +23

      Cause that's how he get home from work every day😂😅😅😂😂

    • @Homemaker-eg2he
      @Homemaker-eg2he 2 місяці тому +17

      I literally thought the same thing....

    • @iluvtanjiro7196
      @iluvtanjiro7196 2 місяці тому +17

      @@bethanykolander2498 I saw that 😂😂 he tryna be cautious instead of like the movies where they jus blow right through it swing attached n all.

  • @XFrostyGunsX
    @XFrostyGunsX 2 місяці тому +4986

    If minding your own business was a person. ☕️

    • @lol-hk2xq
      @lol-hk2xq 2 місяці тому +40

      If it's in his yard that's his business dude knew he was getting that check

    • @XFrostyGunsX
      @XFrostyGunsX 2 місяці тому +36

      @@lol-hk2xq that’s what I’m saying, he just sat back and let it ride itself out

    • @mandyellis876
      @mandyellis876 2 місяці тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lindajohnson3272
      @lindajohnson3272 2 місяці тому +3

      Yup.

    • @XFrostyGunsX
      @XFrostyGunsX 2 місяці тому +17

      @@smallviolin334 I mean some people do the pointless and resort to screaming and shouting. It’s just for the laughs bro..

  • @TheCasualDeathworlder
    @TheCasualDeathworlder 8 днів тому +6

    This is what 0 fucks given looks like.

  • @TheTechno09
    @TheTechno09 3 дні тому +2

    This is every nosy neighbors dream come true lol

  • @Andy152R
    @Andy152R Місяць тому +1811

    As a former first responder, I ignore it too. Unless the cops need a bit of help. There is too much stupid out there to ruin a first cup of coffee.

    • @dorenelwillis
      @dorenelwillis Місяць тому +20

      Just be a good witness unless you are the only one who can help. Many witnesses have saved lives.

    • @007knick
      @007knick Місяць тому +26

      Why you would get involved is beyond me.

    • @johnnygeorgopoulos4072
      @johnnygeorgopoulos4072 Місяць тому +16

      This is actually pretty funny. Something similar happened to myself, was just chilling on my patio, sipping a coffee later in the evening, I seen a bunch of red lights, flashlights cutting through the properties around me, so I'm just chilling there watching what's going down, cops clearly looking for someone running or hiding from something..... next thing I know, they come to my patio and knock on my screen door, I walk over mug in hand, ask them if they found whoever they were looking for, they said "not yet, have you seen anyone running around through here?" I said no, just you guys, said I've been only out here for like 15 minutes though as I just got back from the store from grabbing smokes. They then asked what my name was, I told them, and they immediately surrounded me, kicked my feet out and knocked me to the ground, breaking my damn Grumpy Cat mug.... I'm like WTF?? Cuff me, throw me in the back of a hot squad car in the middle of a Florida summer night without AC. Sat there for what seemed like an hour as they ransacked my place, finally came out, one got in the car I was in, I asked "what's going on, am I under arrest for something, I literally haven't done anything", he doesn't say anything and drives around the corner to my buddies house..... I was there a couple hours before hand, I went to see if he had a few smokes I could borrow so I didn't have to run to the store until the next day, but him and his buddies were passed out drunk (something typical, even though it was early for him to be passed out by then). He didn't come out, another guy who was partying with him came out and pointed to the car I was in. Cop gets back in, I again ask what's going on. He said I'm under arrest for "armed occupied burglary"...... I said "excuse me?" "That's my friends house, I didn't burglarize shit, did you talk to him, I have all permission to go in and out as I please, just as he has with my place"...they said "yes, but he's not the one who called us, the other gentleman was, and he said he seen you leaving the house unannounced, and he went to see if anything was missing and he claims he thinks a can of his soup was missing, so you're under arrest".... I'm like "you're serious... you're arresting me over some bum misplacing a can of soup?? And where the hell did you get this armed burglary from??" He said "when we searched your house, you had a pistol".....😑🙄

    • @Andy152R
      @Andy152R Місяць тому +3

      @johnnygeorgopoulos4072 sounds like you had sorry excuses for LEO'S. Sorry for that. I wasn't one of them, nor would I be.

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny Місяць тому +7

      @@johnnygeorgopoulos4072Sounds like you got “protected and served.” Our “legal” system is a joke.

  • @clairegibson9365
    @clairegibson9365 2 місяці тому +336

    This happened to me. They went to serve a felony warrant to some a guy a few streets over and he ran. On foot. He got stuck in my backyard bc my fence was too high for him to jump. Had cops surround my house in seconds. Canines and all. They came in to clear my house before they found him. I was home with my 2 kids making cookies. My oldest daughter still tells the story as “the bad guy who tried to steal our cookies” 😂

    • @florencemiller7826
      @florencemiller7826 Місяць тому +39

      There's a story for a lifetime 😅

    • @clairegibson9365
      @clairegibson9365 Місяць тому +47

      @@florencemiller7826 I literally couldn’t speak for over an hour. I just stood there with my jaw on the floor. Like WHAT 😂😂😂 I had my kitchen knife in my hand like I was about to butter someone up. 😅

    • @clairegibson9365
      @clairegibson9365 Місяць тому +47

      @@florencemiller7826 oh and our tiny 10 lb dog who thinks she’s big and bad tried to chase him. So that was the last day I ever left our sliding door open for the dogs to do as they please 😅

    • @Ralph-ny1ey
      @Ralph-ny1ey Місяць тому +35

      Wow, what a story. Glad everyone is safe and the cookie thief was apprehended.

    • @mikemccopwatch7961
      @mikemccopwatch7961 Місяць тому

      PIGS always steal baked goods.

  • @near--zero
    @near--zero 9 днів тому +1

    Being this chill is unbelievable... What happened to this man in his past to make him like this... WHAT HAS HE SEEN?

  • @SadMach1n3
    @SadMach1n3 12 днів тому +1

    It’s like life can have its dull moments so when something exciting or even potentially dangerous happens you just stand and exist in the moment almost fearless

  • @krice7525
    @krice7525 2 місяці тому +160

    He's like " Someones havin a bad day" sips coffee non chalantly 😆

  • @cjones1262
    @cjones1262 24 дні тому +1522

    Criminal drove straight through and the cop hit the swing and a tree. Genius

    • @kenroberts9082
      @kenroberts9082 14 днів тому +45

      🤣😂🤣😂. I wanna know what State!😂

    • @kellyrhodes9315
      @kellyrhodes9315 14 днів тому +37

      Cracked me up

    • @NH-tb2sm
      @NH-tb2sm 14 днів тому +32

      Sounds about right.

    • @dinorahtdeleon3014
      @dinorahtdeleon3014 14 днів тому +61

      I was wondering what he struck , that’s funny

    • @xavierninetwofourfiveone6901
      @xavierninetwofourfiveone6901 13 днів тому +76

      Home Owner: "Man, im glad im up drinking this nice coffee, recording all this" "all this destruction to my property" 😂

  • @Mdautkreix
    @Mdautkreix 4 дні тому +3

    This man came of age watching COPS.

  • @annishabell6488
    @annishabell6488 14 годин тому

    This perfectly describes the comfort of knowing someone else is in trouble. Why does it feel so nice?

  • @mychchevelle72ss
    @mychchevelle72ss 2 місяці тому +3731

    Did that cop drive straight into a tree? BONK!

    • @ephealtun
      @ephealtun 2 місяці тому

      Absolute fucking dumbass. Some just don't know how to drive like that CHP officer rear ending another cop car lmao.

    • @elineman7
      @elineman7 2 місяці тому +200

      😂😂 so funny- bonk- 😂😂😂

    • @DrKarmaCanada
      @DrKarmaCanada 2 місяці тому +227

      Usually the suspects vehicle but ehhh 😂😂 BONK! Is well said 😅

    • @ssw907
      @ssw907 2 місяці тому +113

      Lol too funny. BONK!

    • @nataliebrown8978
      @nataliebrown8978 2 місяці тому +93

      BONK!

  • @speedbird-777
    @speedbird-777 2 місяці тому +676

    Bro has PhD in minding his own business 😂

    • @PVC4108
      @PVC4108 Місяць тому +10

      My property, my business. this dude probably doesn't have live television so he went outside.

    • @thesinfulyogini2073
      @thesinfulyogini2073 Місяць тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @BoeingJetTech
      @BoeingJetTech Місяць тому +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @poppyshoessp
      @poppyshoessp Місяць тому +6

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @monster0_0
      @monster0_0 Місяць тому +7

      Right, some people would be running off their porch on foot chasing them to be part of the action

  • @SoniaRojo-xp5md
    @SoniaRojo-xp5md 5 днів тому +1

    You can tell he went for his phone at first and after realizing he didn’t have it, he just stood back and watched with his cafecito 🤭🤣 love it!! Talk about enjoying the moment

  • @ryanjones3043
    @ryanjones3043 16 днів тому +2

    That would be the worlds coolest grandpa you just know he’s seen some shit

  • @supremebeans1004
    @supremebeans1004 Місяць тому +922

    gotta be the most understanding guy in the world “you gotta do what you gotta do” and “it is what it is” are probably used daily

    • @user-wn2ve6jy8t
      @user-wn2ve6jy8t Місяць тому +17

      😂😂😂

    • @nuthinbutlove
      @nuthinbutlove Місяць тому +10

      Right 😂

    • @nathanielengst8027
      @nathanielengst8027 Місяць тому +16

      Yea he didnt grow up hearin it. He just grew up and was like yup

    • @Somedude20282
      @Somedude20282 Місяць тому +9

      Tbh, what can you do?? I'm not even a big cop fan but they gotta catch the fuckers somehow when they run!

    • @kevinkev1530
      @kevinkev1530 Місяць тому +3

      Facts

  • @YOURMOM53100
    @YOURMOM53100 Місяць тому +153

    Definition of “well would you look at that”

  • @mandychapin9411
    @mandychapin9411 13 днів тому +2

    This guy is totally chill as these cars carefully and slowly roll through his yard.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 5 днів тому

      Those kinds of sounds generally do not accompany "carefully + slowly." Remember, we're only seeing what's probably the last bit of the pursuit. Coffee Man got a longer view.

  • @blackbeauty5811
    @blackbeauty5811 5 днів тому +1

    That best part of waking up is FOLDERS in your cup 😂

  • @d-doggthegreatest6134
    @d-doggthegreatest6134 Місяць тому +777

    This is the realest episode of cops he’s ever seen 😂

    • @MKUltra-ti8ts
      @MKUltra-ti8ts Місяць тому +1

      "вот это кино!! , и на экране твой любимый герой!!"))

    • @kathydelk4836
      @kathydelk4836 Місяць тому +2

      3-D

  • @aerynventress7702
    @aerynventress7702 Місяць тому +984

    "Well... You don't see that everyday."

    • @sherrih6375
      @sherrih6375 Місяць тому +5

      Actually, many people do! 😂😂😂

    • @danielsnoddy906
      @danielsnoddy906 Місяць тому +8

      Probably what's actually going through his mind right now LOL

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 Місяць тому +4

      *"Not our business honey!"*

    • @dreamsister6339
      @dreamsister6339 Місяць тому +7

      *proceeds sipping coffee” ☕️

    • @jasonmusic9938
      @jasonmusic9938 Місяць тому +6

      "did i get the mail today?"

  • @chyniabrightjo7204
    @chyniabrightjo7204 День тому +1

    I bet he was like, while drinking his coffee, now that's a good cup of coffee.😅 ☕️

  • @quokka_11
    @quokka_11 9 днів тому +1

    "Sir ,why did you just stand there sipping your coffee?"
    "I didn't have any popcorn."

  • @JoeBarron1027
    @JoeBarron1027 Місяць тому +1763

    I once was driving in a snowstorm and came at an Intersection and the light was red, the car next to me hit a patch of ice and did a 360 spin through the Intersection, man took a sip of cofee halfway through the spin and continued driving after like nothing happened. All I could do was sit at the light in admiration 😂

    • @scott473
      @scott473 Місяць тому +68

      Must have been from Central Ny. lol

    • @kellibella0804
      @kellibella0804 Місяць тому +76

      Was gonna say ... He's born n raised up north somewhere! I live in MN and you can always tell who's used to driving in winter and who's not!
      ...And you can spot the new arrogant teenagers driving in winter, too. They're usually the ones waiting for help out of the ditch.

    • @MikeYeary
      @MikeYeary Місяць тому +68

      As a lifelong Northwest Indiana resident, I know that's how you keep from spilling it. Keep your mouth over the hole.

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 Місяць тому +31

      My dad said his father spun the car out in snow (he told my dad in advance dw) and then coached my dad on how to get the car back under control. Im pretty sure thats what saved his life when he spun out after a hit and run on the freeway. The car was absolutely smashed by he got off with just a seatbelt bruise and some cuts.
      That was in NY

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 Місяць тому +32

      Was this in fairbanks AK about 6-10 years ago with an old BMW? 😂
      I used to tell people "you don't drive a rwd v8 in the winter time in AK, you skate in style"

  • @jims512
    @jims512 22 дні тому +208

    As a father of seven, I concur with his chaos management strategy

  • @mjerome1457
    @mjerome1457 9 днів тому +1

    Dude, it just nonchalantly looking like this is a normal thing LMFAO😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CrimxSun
    @CrimxSun 16 днів тому +1

    Guy: insurance💭 *[big sip]*

  • @brining5138
    @brining5138 2 місяці тому +113

    That well-worn path in the yard looks like Google Maps got his property listed as a shortcut to a popular destination.

  • @RockSpiders
    @RockSpiders Місяць тому +1076

    This man has the most dad energy I've ever seen in a person

    • @themercerguy
      @themercerguy Місяць тому +20

      He is the chosen one.

    • @grandmasmalibu
      @grandmasmalibu Місяць тому +28

      All he's thinking is how much damage to his property he's going to have to repair.

    • @bohobritt8545
      @bohobritt8545 Місяць тому +10

      Just chillin 😂

    • @ares679
      @ares679 Місяць тому +16

      Morning dad energy, nothing could ever disturb it's calmness not even a police chase on his yard 😆

    • @embatron3000
      @embatron3000 Місяць тому +4

      This is a prime example of ' I've seen it all ' 😂😂😂

  • @deeperbeauty4147
    @deeperbeauty4147 5 годин тому +1

    This is better than watching tv 📺 😅

  • @ryebread105
    @ryebread105 8 днів тому +1

    He couldn’t have handled the situation any better. He stood there and was a good witness…now he just needs to wait on the check for any damages to his property.

  • @TayajohMusic
    @TayajohMusic Місяць тому +548

    I like how the escapee is able to not only go through this man’s yard at a higher speed than the cop, but also manage to not hit anything. Then you have the cop who manages to hit everything in this guys yard while going less than 5 mph.
    Coffee Drinker: “Oh hey, you missed my house, you sure you don’t want to obliterate that as well?” 💥 🚙

    • @huhwhat5075
      @huhwhat5075 Місяць тому +62

      Guarantee he gets not one penny for the damages.

    • @freddyferrillo9704
      @freddyferrillo9704 Місяць тому +39

      Yup! That's exactly what I was seeing. That cop can't drive. Probably can't do much of anything properly that the job requires.😅

    • @lastreagandemocrat
      @lastreagandemocrat Місяць тому +51

      ​@@huhwhat5075Correct. Police are not liable for damage they cause to private property. Qualified immunity is a terrible doctrine.

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 Місяць тому +13

      The cop is slowing down to make sure he doesn't hit anyone. The rest? He's not a very good driver.

    • @PowerScissor
      @PowerScissor Місяць тому +20

      ​@@angrytheclown801She was slowing down to be sure to hit everything possible by the look of it.

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 Місяць тому +359

    Porch man: 'morning Billy.
    Cop: G'morning Jim!

    • @devonkelly44
      @devonkelly44 Місяць тому +7

      i was looking for this comment lol! but Jim should be Ron for the reference 😂

    • @the_explorer4600
      @the_explorer4600 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@devonkelly44 omg.... 😂

    • @grandmasmalibu
      @grandmasmalibu Місяць тому +3

      Then Billy slams his patrol car into an apparently invisible concrete reinforced steel post that the perp somehow managed to avoid traveling the same path seconds before.

    • @BeachgirlKarli
      @BeachgirlKarli Місяць тому

      Lmao 😂😂🎉

    • @daveedmy144
      @daveedmy144 Місяць тому

      @@grandmasmalibuthe comment I was exactly looking for 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marksauck3399
    @marksauck3399 8 днів тому +2

    So he moved out of the city to the quiet suburbs to enjoy the quiet life, 😳😱 oh no!

  • @christopherblue8390
    @christopherblue8390 9 днів тому +2

    If "it's too fucking early" was a person

  • @chrissarvello6852
    @chrissarvello6852 Місяць тому +632

    Dude just looking like “Bob’s at it again” 😂

    • @nullshock3381
      @nullshock3381 Місяць тому +4

      Or, just that one neighbor/friend who is just a little too into conspiracy theories.

    • @tannerdenny5430
      @tannerdenny5430 Місяць тому +9

      He does have that "am I getting pranked right now

    • @commonsense3333
      @commonsense3333 Місяць тому +1

      Bahahahaha🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 Місяць тому +388

    I love how chill the guy is.

    • @fishhuntadventure
      @fishhuntadventure Місяць тому +4

      He’s probably packin’

    • @Scootermcgruder
      @Scootermcgruder Місяць тому

      And they aren't after him

    • @rustyshackleford5516
      @rustyshackleford5516 Місяць тому +2

      Definitely carrying. You can see him pat check himself to remember. 😂

    • @rogerscalf231
      @rogerscalf231 Місяць тому

      What else? He's not involved, and.. oh, forget it.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Місяць тому

      He’s just another working-class American man watching his country’s moral bankruptcy unfold.

  • @BlacksheepOphan55
    @BlacksheepOphan55 День тому +1

    He's at the right place at the right time.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dss_saiyan3528
    @dss_saiyan3528 8 днів тому +1

    At the moment....Life was the best show he could have asked to watch

  • @johnsullivan9064
    @johnsullivan9064 Місяць тому +225

    That screams, "I just got off a 50 hour week and I'll be damned if I don't enjoy my time off."

  • @jus10lewissr
    @jus10lewissr Місяць тому +123

    This guy is literally the epitome of "minding my own damn business."

  • @mrs.latoyalee7710
    @mrs.latoyalee7710 12 днів тому

    The way he so "unbotheredly" stood there , watched and sipped his coffee, tickled the heck outta me..😂😂😂

  • @Shadismic
    @Shadismic 12 днів тому +1

    relieved that they’re not coming for him

  • @itsmeeeeeeeee6096
    @itsmeeeeeeeee6096 Місяць тому +643

    That man had literally ZERO fks to give!!😂😂. Coolest Cucumber Around😂😂

    • @Leigh3420
      @Leigh3420 Місяць тому +3

      LMAO

    • @woodzyfox4735
      @woodzyfox4735 Місяць тому +5

      *Sips coffee*, Just another day.

    • @dayhanamb1575
      @dayhanamb1575 Місяць тому +1

      That's exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

    • @mikieanthony777
      @mikieanthony777 Місяць тому +3

      What'd you expect him to do ? 🤦‍♂️

    • @georgea6403
      @georgea6403 Місяць тому

      Damn. I need what he’s on!

  • @spursfandan6081
    @spursfandan6081 Місяць тому +459

    "I think I will go out and watch the birds while I have my coffee this morning love. It's so peaceful out here first thing." 🤣

    • @tracywerner4315
      @tracywerner4315 Місяць тому +6

      Lol 😆

    • @heidilynwolff7513
      @heidilynwolff7513 Місяць тому

      😅😅😅😅😅🎉🎉😅🎉😅🎉😅😅😅😢😅😅🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅!!!!!!!

    • @hellmuffin678
      @hellmuffin678 Місяць тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OfficerDonuts
      @OfficerDonuts Місяць тому +3

      "oh look hunny, pigs!"

  • @jamespeters8601
    @jamespeters8601 8 днів тому +2

    Almost looks like he’s used to it

  • @latonyamontoya7950
    @latonyamontoya7950 3 дні тому

    He's watching like it's a everyday thing to him!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clintonfreed412
    @clintonfreed412 Місяць тому +809

    As a dad, husband and coffee lover, I love this video. I just keep watching it.

    • @sforza209
      @sforza209 Місяць тому

      So you’re just like 99.87 % of people. How special.

    • @krisrock5558
      @krisrock5558 Місяць тому

      Why, and what's the big deal about standing on the porch drinking coffee

    • @Itzcastro7
      @Itzcastro7 Місяць тому +1

      As a human I also can relate to watching videos

    • @matthewfloridaforlife
      @matthewfloridaforlife Місяць тому +2

      *sips a cup of coffee*

    • @kguile7832
      @kguile7832 Місяць тому +3

      Me, on my second cup of coffee: ah a fellow buddy.
      Also, look at all the salt from others. Wow.

  • @TheKip51
    @TheKip51 Місяць тому +756

    Must be a hell of a neighborhood to be that unconcerned.

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus Місяць тому +40

      Naw see this shit all the time in small towns. Usually the local drunk.

    • @jabjones2165
      @jabjones2165 Місяць тому +15

      Any neighborhood in america now. How you like them apples?

    • @Blu778
      @Blu778 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AB..__..
      @AB..__.. Місяць тому +12

      It's a spectator sport in the USA.

    • @Yeshuawillreturn
      @Yeshuawillreturn Місяць тому +27

      What is he supposed to do? Freak out? Stand in front of the car and try to stop it? Neither of those things will stop the chase.

  • @gabbyhernandez9462
    @gabbyhernandez9462 4 дні тому

    The level of patience and peace 😂

  • @roseq536
    @roseq536 8 днів тому +1

    “Just another manic Monday” ☕️

  • @TsukabuNosoratori2
    @TsukabuNosoratori2 Місяць тому +693

    "Just another Tuesday here." I love his chill attitude about all this as the chaos unfolds around him.

    • @oceanbnd
      @oceanbnd 20 днів тому +1

      You have to love watching the pursuit or you wouldn't live there

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 19 днів тому +1

      Mad casual. Lol

    • @moonbellybaby6238
      @moonbellybaby6238 18 днів тому +2

      Exactly ‼️He’s like, coffee ☕️ FIRST thing in the morning ‼️🤣🤣😂

    • @nicholastheofrastou1953
      @nicholastheofrastou1953 18 днів тому +1

      How to keep your blood pressure low

  • @lorimudrock4798
    @lorimudrock4798 Місяць тому +383

    I strive for this level of calmness

    • @jenniferhastings5330
      @jenniferhastings5330 Місяць тому +2

      Right 😂

    • @jenniferhastings5330
      @jenniferhastings5330 Місяць тому +2

      Me too ✋️ 😅

    • @wendellmonster6179
      @wendellmonster6179 Місяць тому +2

      He probably sees this happen more than we know

    • @loryp6057
      @loryp6057 Місяць тому +1

      Facts!!!

    • @Vorenus875
      @Vorenus875 Місяць тому +1

      Really? Wtf can you contribute to this situation that is helpful other than standing back and drinking coffee? Y’all think liberals are “privileged” 😂

  • @trueblaze84
    @trueblaze84 8 днів тому +1

    Mam has "third time this week" energy

  • @tomdunstan9619
    @tomdunstan9619 8 днів тому +1

    A downside to having the corner lot.

  • @portiamatthews9654
    @portiamatthews9654 Місяць тому +52

    "The Dukes of Hazard and Roscoe just drove through my yard " 😂

  • @Jdotmat5
    @Jdotmat5 Місяць тому +258

    He waiting to claim his insurance money. “Tear that mf up” 😂😂

    • @christophermaulden733
      @christophermaulden733 Місяць тому +3

      Claim insurance money 💰 ? Good luck with that . He may NOT get the money and his rates WILL go up . 🤷🤦 If the Insurance company pays out , and pays out promptly without a lawsuit , I hope he posts on here the name of his Insurance company and what State .

    • @Jdotmat5
      @Jdotmat5 Місяць тому +10

      @@christophermaulden733 I was being facetious. Your probably not wrong though. 😂😂

    • @TheRealScooterGuy
      @TheRealScooterGuy Місяць тому +4

      @@christophermaulden733 -- I was thinking he goes after the insurance on the perp's car, or files a claim with the cops for the damage they did.

    • @tickley42
      @tickley42 Місяць тому +6

      Poor guy doesn't realize that damage caused during a crime in progress isn't covered, and the cops don't pay their damages either.

    • @LilliLamour
      @LilliLamour Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😅😂😅

  • @lickumdry6016
    @lickumdry6016 8 днів тому

    This guy is my spirit animal

  • @user-fi2ix7mr6i
    @user-fi2ix7mr6i 15 днів тому

    Casually sips his coffee, never shows any nervousness. That bro just finished a morning pipe.cherry blend! Looks like a major landscape Boulder protruding out of the ground by the exit path.that Sudden stop was massive.

  • @Rhonda-vq3cx
    @Rhonda-vq3cx 2 місяці тому +384

    Well, wonder if it's anybody I might know?...sips coffee calmly.

    • @TerryBerryKix
      @TerryBerryKix Місяць тому +12

      For crying out loud, Chuck, again?

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows Місяць тому +14

      "Hey honey, the kids are getting a new playground"
      "But we can't afford one"
      "No worries the city will be buying it" ☕️

  • @Brandespada
    @Brandespada Місяць тому +552

    -"What was that, honey?"
    -"A break from my daily grind".
    Takes another sip.

  • @jesusmartinez1358
    @jesusmartinez1358 11 днів тому +1

    Marine Corps Captain said JD", some entertainment just can't be bought😂!!!

  • @reaseAable
    @reaseAable 10 днів тому

    Hubby, dawg, let me finish my coffee first😂😂😂

  • @maireadob
    @maireadob Місяць тому +424

    Whoever has a coffee company should pay your man for his video to be an advert for how good their coffee is 😂

  • @argarman09
    @argarman09 Місяць тому +53

    "Ah, coffee and a show. What a great morning"

  • @mrsducky3428
    @mrsducky3428 12 днів тому +1

    This is definitely when cops should end pursuing!

  • @klaatu368
    @klaatu368 3 дні тому

    Perfect example of it’s not what happens to you that counts, but how you react.

  • @FoodZombie-_-
    @FoodZombie-_- 2 місяці тому +784

    Cop: "Where did that tree come from?"
    Tree: "Where did that cop come from?"
    😂😂😂

    • @markbiggsggg3793
      @markbiggsggg3793 2 місяці тому +17

      Yes yes.....OH MY GOD!!! *"DON'T THEY TEACH POLICE 🚓 TO DRIVE DEFENSIVELY ANYMORE"* ??!!

    • @hotpotato4027
      @hotpotato4027 2 місяці тому +14

      I had to watch it again coz I didn’t quite believe it, the crim totally out drove him clearly…lol

    • @Reform4Trump
      @Reform4Trump 2 місяці тому +7

      They needed to speed this up to real life.

    • @Yalltakeme4ajoke
      @Yalltakeme4ajoke Місяць тому +2

      Ayyyee yooooo😂😂

    • @hotpotato4027
      @hotpotato4027 Місяць тому +1

      @@Yalltakeme4ajoke I’d like to have been in your head when you wrote this, to share your feelings..✌🏼😵‍💫😂 “can I have another one please" 😂🙋🏼‍♂️

  • @jonporter300
    @jonporter300 Місяць тому +534

    A man after my own heart. Nothing is as important as enjoying a cup of coffee on the porch. It's a calming ritual that I can't live without. 😂

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 Місяць тому +6

      Darn tootin, you have to pry my coffee cup from my warm dead hands.

    • @randyboyles
      @randyboyles Місяць тому +3

      I concur.

    • @ninam7933
      @ninam7933 Місяць тому +3

      For me... it's hot chocolate! 🤗

    • @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD
      @HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD Місяць тому +1

      ​@@brodriguez11000coffee actually turns you into a woman, I know this because I'm god

    • @Flip11111
      @Flip11111 Місяць тому

      @@HOLY_SPIRIT_GODholy fuck

  • @clauemmett
    @clauemmett 10 днів тому

    I aspire to reach this guy's level of chill someday 🧘‍♀️

  • @denniscooper6465
    @denniscooper6465 9 днів тому +2

    Front row center,and didn't have to buy a ticket..😎🎵✌️

  • @LauraHostetler1
    @LauraHostetler1 2 місяці тому +16

    The bulk packaging of diapers explains a lot. What was going on outside was no big deal compared to what he juggles inside. 😂

  • @CaseyWilkesmusic
    @CaseyWilkesmusic Місяць тому +284

    That man has two boxes of Huggies on the porch. No amount of sound or annoyance can phase a new dad

    • @stephgreen3070
      @stephgreen3070 Місяць тому +10

      That’s the detail that is sending me! Huggies lol.

    • @xxkatxxxx
      @xxkatxxxx Місяць тому +5

      I’ve never seen diapers in a box like that?! wtf kinda Huggies are those?!

    • @TheWilliamsFamily763
      @TheWilliamsFamily763 Місяць тому +10

      @@xxkatxxxxthey’re not diapers lol…he kept the box and using it as a storage for those 2 containers inside

    • @stephgreen3070
      @stephgreen3070 Місяць тому +8

      @@xxkatxxxx I think it’s a Huggies box holding two other boxes of something not diaper related.

    • @torakfett3351
      @torakfett3351 Місяць тому +5

      @@stephgreen3070yeah they look like tackle boxes? Maybe small tool boxes.
      Those diapers are long gone- he’s just reusing the box.

  • @vannief399
    @vannief399 8 днів тому

    him being nonchalant 😅 like, none of y'all can stop me from havin' my coffee lmao..

  • @pamelasmith828
    @pamelasmith828 2 дні тому

    The way he’s standing there looking, just taking it all in 😅

  • @justnickey9590
    @justnickey9590 Місяць тому +154

    he's like " let me go outside and catch the local News,." 😂

    • @terrapinflyer273
      @terrapinflyer273 16 днів тому

      Some days it comes to you!
      Had a guy a few years ago go airborne in front of the house and land in the small neighboring lot here, which was wet enough they couldn't do anything but spin their tires lol. Crime in a modern muscle car... go figure. They were attempting to go around a person in their lane at the stop sign, but didn't see another person turning into their direction from the intersection. Took a left into the enbankment and got about 2 seconds in the air. Passenger got out, flailed around a bit and ran. Driver tried to get the car back onto the road. Cops showed up after 10-15 mins, chasing him into my back yard and captured him trying to swim through the bushes lol.
      A separate time I had just woken up and a guy came jogging slowly through my yard right in front of me. Minivan pulled up in my driveway, 7 cops armed to the teeth jumped out. Same deal. Caught him swimming through the bushes haha.

  • @babayaga9373
    @babayaga9373 Місяць тому +133

    Wife: WTH IS GOING IN OUT THERE!
    Husband: nothin…hey are the pancakes done yet?

    • @Desaundrea
      @Desaundrea Місяць тому +1

      “ I’m gonna want that second cup as well honey.” 😂

  • @Th3_WoLf_KiNg.7626
    @Th3_WoLf_KiNg.7626 5 днів тому

    That was definitely a "here we go again" moment 😄

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 8 днів тому +1

    Ahhhhh, West Virginia. It's almost heaven.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 5 днів тому

      🎶 "Country roads take me home to the place I belong..."