"I text, therefore I exist." ~ René Déscartes
We've all been playing checkers, but Tornado92 has been playing chess for years.
+ChriZZ Jenkins not really. It's pretty unoriginal, played out and getting old
That CEO is so fucking pleased with himself. You know he was waiting back there, mouthing every word along with the actors, his eyes gleaming with pride as his script goes off without a hitch. He can't even believe how much of a resounding success his presentation is. He steps out into the special effects... 'Or.. a CEO!' He may be the head of a telecommunications company, but this totally kick ass presentation is his finest achievement.
I miss these days, UA-cam felt alot more chill and simple, and this iteration of H3 was definitely my favourite. Makes me do happy to go back and enjoy these.
Totally agree UA-cam became more corporate and professional which has its benefits but I definitely miss the old chill and genuine UA-cam.
These are the kinds of videos ISIS watches and then try to bomb us.
4:41 how Hila's eyes light up about the birth of Ethan's chub and tuck. I really liked that. That's his soul mate.
I was born dial-up. It took me one hour to type out this comment.
hahaha i was born stone age so really i dont know how i typed this maybe into a rock
Tornado92 X TheLegend27 fanfic coming soon
HAH! Thats real cute, but I bet I could make it even more cringy Tornado92 X TheLegend27 X TheValcanoMom53 Lemon..... bet you cant beat that
the fact that ross butler from 13 reasons why and riverdale and is now a famous actor is in this makes it 10x better
Love revisiting these especially during the vacation
I too feel bad for the actors, you can tell they're trying but it all feels like a highschool improv session
Man this brings back memories
Tornado92 vs thelegend27
Adam Lavigne i would pay way more to see that rather than watch batwman v superman one more time
This is like a cutscene from a gta game
Michael's mission where you had to blow up that guy's phone on live TV. that's what comes to mind
Those actors are probably classically trained actors who graduated top of their class from Juilliard....and they are stuck doing techno lunchtime theater
well, we found the theater majors
one time when i was a boy scout, a bunch of troops did a dumb performance about the buddy system. so, they did a scene where a kid is supposed to jump down a whole in the stage and pretend to break his leg, only the kid actually broke his ankle and let out this horrible scream that I still hear in my nightmares. he looks pretty similar to Tornado92
@@kingofthecrows8802 i like these small nooks of comments. They have a dark souls level of lore detail to them. I like it very much. I hope that kid got better. I hope your ptsd fixes soon
The gamer guy can have my ADHD meds
He clearly needs them more than me
10:56 *Suddenly, a wild CEO appears.*
as you can see a rear find a wild CEO in its natural habitat.
"911" in da house!!! Dinner is ready!!!
This is completely random but does anyone else find it cute that Ethan is like the loud and funny one in the relationship and Hila is the shy one that doesn’t speak a lot but when she does and says something that isn’t even funny Ethan just smiles at her with the most wholesome look in his eyes and it soooooo adorable 🥰
I checked tornado92's twitter.
I don't want to exist anymore.
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I find I need to watch this every 4-5 months
Papa Bless
I'm gonna have to say this probably my personal favorite video. the good old pre-podcast days man I miss those but the podcast is ok too. But this video and with that ending...what a masterpiece.
Cool it yo, my name is Zelda, or Sweet Z for short. I'm here with rydog, who's the bomb diggity. He was born mobile, and he's a real playa, ya dig? His flawless complexion and his skillz let him beat lavamom89 at mathblaster world championships.
Mathblaster born and raised. Solvin' problems is what I did most of my days.
This video was a foreshadowing of the vinepocalypse
Laughingly we were warned yet no one was prepared for what has happened. Tis truly a dark time of the meme age.
Sure gives off those “Butt Out!” vibes like in “South Park”…
That CEO appearing felt like when Superman's dad would talk to him in the Fortress of Solitude in the first Christopher Reeve Superman movie from the 70's
I come back to this video a few times a year to recharge my spiritual battery
This is the most expressive I've ever seen Hila.
hopefully one day shell be on the same lvl of sarcasm, speech pattern n expression like ethan... then we'll hav new power couple folks... or shes just better dat way
i don´t think so, it is even easier to be specially expressive since you bring a rare set of speech patterns and assets from your own language.
good god this makes me sentimental
pretty sure this is the martians testing out their new blend-in units. I hope they haven't seen any prank videos
Antisocial outcasts that were excluded from activities in school and Martians are the same thing really.
these were some of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen. loved the reactions.
This is the most animated Hila has been in a video... definitely feeling the mobility.
gotta watch the one where they watch facebook content, something like "facebook videos are so dumb" or something, shes super jiggy with it in that one
The scariest part is it's not just "some tech company". It's Qualcomm. The largest mobile chip manufacturer. It's so much more cringe due to that
Bran onymous What if a other chip company like Intel made something like this ;-;
Israel Jauregui - well I can't imagine Intel doing this specifically because their mobile chips have historically been trash. Maybe Samsung would because of their Exynos chips. But I feel like their CEO wouldn't be so stupid to make such a fool of himself. It takes a special environment of idiots (kinda like a "The Emperor's New Clothes" situation) to let this guy embarrass himself so fully while totally believing that he looked cooler than anybody. It's such a comedy of fuck ups that I have a hard time thinking this could happen to another company. It's so bad that at first glance it looks like satire
My favorite part is still the heavy breathing you can hear off camera when the girl starts talking lmao
Timeless video out here. Watched this like 6 times during COVID
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it tornado92?
coming back to this video because i just realized the businessman is the asian guy from thirteen reasons why
I've been watching since at least 4 years. Because I was definitely here when this was uploaded
@@johnnyshanahan2185 agreed, as no one should, I'm just sharing my love for this channel for me man, if you don't like it keep scrolling
BORN MOBILE LETS GET SOCIAL EXPERIMENT 2016! (GONE FUEGO!) (OR A CEO!)
BORN MOBILE TOUGH ASS WARRIOR PRANK IN DA HOOD (GONE FUEGO) (GONE SEXUAL)
I won't lie, this is definately me when I'm tornado92.
+Tornado 92 no MrCheeseiscool2 is famous cause he stole your content and posted it on Facebook
1:13 "I post therefore I am" -Descartes
This is like a real life presentation of "butt-out" from South park but based around tech
This is literally that Sabre Pyramid performance that Jim has to do in that one episode of The Office
Ethan and Hila are so happy in this video---I love it. Couple goals---1000%.
lmfao I love you two, always cheer me up with your content!
That CEO is Paul Jacobs. The company is Qualcomm. How do I know this? I work at Qualcomm. I had no idea they made this.
“Born mobile? Let’s talk about the medicine epidemic” is still one of the best H3 lines ever
What so they're trying to appeal to the children by mocking them?
If this is what being born mobile results in then I think I'd rather I was born still.
Someones probably already said this but: Tornado92 vs. TheLegend27
Antonio Bibbo lol 2 comments above is TheLegend27 fanfic for Tornado92 idea
Oh my god, the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why is in this.
This shit reminds me of a fucking High School play but with high budget
Picture at the end of the video is a masterpiece. With peace and love. Fuego
binging ethan and hila/h3 vids since the podcast got canceled for the holiday special…not regretting it at all 😂
Rewatching these with subtitles is a whole new experience.
That poor fella went full Pauly Shore. Never, ever drop a fuego without first consulting your doctor.
Hila was so confident in front of the camera in this video
Stupid Loser i swear to god i see this comment on every video, we get it, shes not shy, shut the fuck up
I don't think it was a good idea to watch this without my hazmat suit.
We never did get the hip- hop music. Dissapointed.
Yeah by all means let me just keep watching what you upload immediately as I eternally remember all of your uploads and dude The Devil Told Me NOT to take a trip down Memory Lane. Classics
Fourth video I'm watching drunk while eating pizza. Love yall
you can tell that CEO totally wrote that whole thing himself and came out so proud of himself like yeah guys totally nailed it we reached every demographic they will love us high five young people I get you I'm one of you I'm hip I'm in the know.
Hila is hilarious in this 😂
Lili Le yea she really threw a lot of good lines, well she actually used the material of the video in a good way
9:18 I don't think the audience was old enough to understand that reference
Damn you can’t even see that video anymore. Glad it’s immortalized here
6:56 Even the polar bear on his shirt is trying to shield itself from the cringe.
"Or, a CEO" *im dyinggggg*
The smile that breaks out from him is so precious. He was so excited, I feel bad for him.
"He's all beaming with pride and shit" made me cackle madly.
How can I watch these videos so many times and still enjoy them as much as when I first watched them?
That CEO thing is something Michael Scott would do
Gintas Sakalauskas this is the exact presentation that Michael Scott would do if he ran born mobile
Choose your class:
1. Top dog
2. Tough-ass warrior
3. Super popular
4. A CEO
I own everything including you
a ceo
Neo-nazi
or a CEO
Top doggo