DiResta How to Cut a Burrito - I Built a Guillotine!

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  • @CDeanhartman
    @CDeanhartman 5 років тому +324

    Jimmy Diresta: The man with every tool except a 10mm wrench for those acorn cap nuts. ha ha, great video!

    • @jimmydiresta
      @jimmydiresta  5 років тому +22

      CDeanhartman 🤣🤣✊🏻🤣✊🏻

    • @shanek6582
      @shanek6582 5 років тому +17

      jimmydiresta, That must be the ones he made the slingshot from, “ surely I’ll buy a new 10mm wrench before I need it again” lol.

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 5 років тому +12

      Does anyone own a 10mm spanner? I mean we've all bought a set with a 10mm spanner in it. But where they go? Nobody knows. Maybe Dark Matter is made up from all the missing 10mm spanners?

    • @tomtruesdale6901
      @tomtruesdale6901 5 років тому +6

      @@maxximumb I carry one on my motorcycle as that is size of the bolts of the battery.

    • @whitebear96
      @whitebear96 5 років тому +4

      all the ten mills are lost in the infinite depths of abyss called the engine bay :D

  • @ATG19534
    @ATG19534 5 років тому +601

    My wife, catching the last three minutes over my shoulder:
    "Please don't make that."

    • @mikejustice1196
      @mikejustice1196 5 років тому +4

      ATG19534
      Lol

    • @samthewizzy
      @samthewizzy 5 років тому +4

      ATG19534 the deed is already done

    • @akarpowicz
      @akarpowicz 5 років тому +7

      I would love my husband to make a guillotine!

    • @ivanrodriguez8966
      @ivanrodriguez8966 5 років тому +5

      Do it!

    • @ironmyno
      @ironmyno 5 років тому +10

      Atg 19534 that right there is evidence me and you could be
      Close friends.. the fact that your wife knew you were even considering it and you have the ability to do so if you choose..

  • @panicfarm9874
    @panicfarm9874 5 років тому +384

    When over engineering isn’t a problem

    • @johannapfelburg6286
      @johannapfelburg6286 5 років тому +2

      Over engineering is needed when you're going against 1.2 billion ugly fuckin reds

    • @oldironking6375
      @oldironking6375 5 років тому

      Panic Farm it’s the name of the game

  • @bumpedhishead636
    @bumpedhishead636 5 років тому +188

    Only Jimmy could get me to spend 13 minutes of my life watching him cut a burrito in half.

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 5 років тому +35

    That's freaking cool dude

  • @imtootiredforthis7694
    @imtootiredforthis7694 5 років тому +7

    I've been studying culinary my entire life, and this is the most efficient way to cut a burrito that I've seen. Even with making the guillotine. Well done sir.

  • @kdurham98
    @kdurham98 5 років тому +14

    Appreciate the oversized opening for burritos of exceptional girth.

  • @robinfrommenwiler3257
    @robinfrommenwiler3257 4 роки тому +31

    My father: what are you doing?
    Me: learning about the French Revolution

  • @rawzey
    @rawzey 5 років тому +297

    It's actually for his chickens.. he just hasn't told them yet.

  • @dentinthewall161
    @dentinthewall161 4 роки тому +1

    This man put PURE and effective effort in this guillotine
    . *10+ respect earned*

  • @Matthew-yp6nj
    @Matthew-yp6nj 4 роки тому +31

    To the people who said it'd be easier to use a knife it's not about making things easy
    It's about sending a message

  • @HandToolRescue
    @HandToolRescue 5 років тому +78

    WTF? You didn't even throw it on the floor.

  • @captbeardy
    @captbeardy 5 років тому +147

    Jimmy: Damn, my burrito has gone cold.

    • @ctpctp
      @ctpctp 5 років тому +6

      I was assuming the next video would be on how to make a burrito warmer.

    • @HvV8446
      @HvV8446 5 років тому +8

      @@ctpctp he just uses the heat treating oven, gives it a nice char as well

    • @ctpctp
      @ctpctp 5 років тому +4

      Quench it in the oil bucket and you have a hardened chimichanga! YUMMM!

    • @Krieger--sh7vn
      @Krieger--sh7vn 5 років тому +1

      captbeardy better make a flamethrower to heat it up

    • @AnthonyLoPrimo
      @AnthonyLoPrimo 5 років тому +2

      @@ctpctp weaponised chimichangas? Deadpool would be proud.

  • @daemonsw139corydon2
    @daemonsw139corydon2 5 років тому +1

    La France et les français approuve cette vidéo 👌👍

  • @josephtwilley7187
    @josephtwilley7187 5 років тому +172

    Nevermind the giant chef's knife he has.

    • @gaveintothedarkness
      @gaveintothedarkness 5 років тому +8

      Or the giant razor blade

    • @matthbva
      @matthbva 5 років тому +2

      Onward and upward!

    • @Cabeza492
      @Cabeza492 5 років тому +4

      When he finished building the guillotine...
      - Good work Jimmy, but the burrito is now cold and we don't have a microwave...
      - Ufff... hold my beer...

    • @matthbva
      @matthbva 5 років тому

      Jevi Loko I bet it’d be one hell of an over-engineered microwave. And big enough for 50 burritos.

  • @MrUgot2bkiddingme
    @MrUgot2bkiddingme 5 років тому

    Makers all around the world stand in unison and applaud the awesomeness that has been presented here today. Followed by.... silent desire to make their very own. Great job and awesome video. Hooyah

  • @skel_raven
    @skel_raven 5 років тому +23

    When you're a little hungry but the storming of the Bastille is scheduled for the next day.

  • @kevinnathanson6876
    @kevinnathanson6876 5 років тому +51

    Up next week: How to draw and quarter a taco.

  • @Adonathiel
    @Adonathiel 5 років тому +30

    Thank you, Comrade Diresta, for this tutorial as how to deal with the Bourgeoisie! With nice Eat The Rich reference as well!

  • @chinanorthairguns
    @chinanorthairguns 5 років тому +2

    Great proof of concept. Now we need 2 full size ones. One for DC, the other for Ottawa Canada.

  • @ΧΡΗΣΤΟΣΣΧΟΙΜΠΟΝ
    @ΧΡΗΣΤΟΣΣΧΟΙΜΠΟΝ 5 років тому +4

    When you combine your love for the French revolution and burito cutting ultimate technic.

  • @mdvener
    @mdvener 5 років тому

    Have been watching you for years, n must say you my man, are one of a kind. Thanks for all you do, helping others, n teaching, thanks for sharing. Lost for words, but thank you.

    • @jimmydiresta
      @jimmydiresta  5 років тому

      Marty Vener wow thank you 🙏🏼 love and respect ✊🏻

  • @ursamines7643
    @ursamines7643 5 років тому +312

    Me: I wonder how the French would cut a burrito?
    Jimmy: hold my beer.

    • @electriciantm9142
      @electriciantm9142 5 років тому +1

      hold my burrito

    • @mathieu4286
      @mathieu4286 5 років тому +22

      I'm French and we don't cut burritos like this, only kings ^^

    • @armandogonzalez6822
      @armandogonzalez6822 5 років тому +1

      Beerito

    • @ursamines7643
      @ursamines7643 5 років тому +1

      mathieu tenka only Kings? since I am an American my French history might be off, but did not the Kings get the blade used on them? A true revolutionary man would use the guillotine for all things, especially burritos and tyrants.

    • @ledixiemedocteur8335
      @ledixiemedocteur8335 5 років тому +2

      mathieu tenka Kings and ugly criminals (Je suis français aussi)

  • @kennethgreer
    @kennethgreer 5 років тому

    The way you visually explain mechanisms is absolutely brilliant.

  • @intoxicatedozzy4662
    @intoxicatedozzy4662 5 років тому +35

    “Hey Jimmy, you got a knife so I can cut this burrito?”
    “Uh, not technically...”

  • @Maker_Jake
    @Maker_Jake 5 років тому +2

    I gotta say, I love how complex and detailed this project kept getting as the video progressed. I feel like this thing belongs on the guillotine channel :)

  • @Jer_Schmidt
    @Jer_Schmidt 5 років тому +10

    Damn that looks terrifying and incredibly cool.

    • @aaravalan1355
      @aaravalan1355 3 роки тому

      I guess I'm kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good place to stream new series online?

  • @chaunster
    @chaunster 5 років тому +62

    Need a basket on one end to catch the severed “burrito”

  • @braddorris4535
    @braddorris4535 5 років тому +53

    This is the manliest way ever to cut a burrito.

    • @SirShaz13
      @SirShaz13 5 років тому +5

      No, thats with a chainsaw. This is The inhumane way.

    • @Runoratsu
      @Runoratsu 5 років тому +6

      @@SirShaz13 This is the French way.

  • @upstatestorytellers6835
    @upstatestorytellers6835 5 років тому

    The simplicity and complexity of this is amazing. Also. I love the bagel and butter. So funny

  • @EHTTEH
    @EHTTEH 4 роки тому +48

    Imagine he has a child that starts to misbehave
    Jimmy: “son, come over here, I wanna show you something”

  • @serpainc.3213
    @serpainc.3213 5 років тому

    Jimmy is the master at freeform project making .
    No plans other than the end vision in mind ... It's unreal how similar my process is to his , although his is way more refined.
    I remember watching him on TV long ago

  • @matthbva
    @matthbva 5 років тому +67

    Me: I bet he doesn’t heat treat it.
    DiResta: Hold my beer.

    • @colsoncustoms8994
      @colsoncustoms8994 5 років тому +4

      I was glad to see that as well. Even if it was lower carbon steel (.2-.4%), it will harden up significantly over the annealed state. 50 hrc is much much harder than 30 hrc.

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 4 роки тому

      @@colsoncustoms8994 no science pls

  • @riley8824
    @riley8824 5 років тому

    Every time I watch one of these I continue to have my mind blown by ways of doing things that are simple make sense and are something I never would have thought of.

  • @woogaloo
    @woogaloo 5 років тому +20

    "Sir, would you like your burrito cut in half?" Jimmy: "No thanks I have a guillotine for that."

  • @stephenestes7430
    @stephenestes7430 5 років тому

    What I wouldn't give to spend a week or so in your shop!
    You have the BEST equipment EVER!

  • @LostDryerSocks
    @LostDryerSocks 5 років тому +20

    Can you imagine walking into a burrito joint and seeing this? "Yes, I'll have the Joey bag of -" *chop*
    Some would slowly turn and walk away. I'd gaze in amazement.

  • @pipc4754
    @pipc4754 5 років тому

    Thank you Jimmy Diresta, you made my day. I built a Guillotine years ago as a kid and it had a lot of design problems so it was a joy to watch you make a lovely working version that really cuts through everything. Also good to see you in orange fat the end of the video. I wear mostly orange when I'm making things. Which is most of the time.

  • @torbjornahman
    @torbjornahman 5 років тому +4

    Very nice! Fun build!

  • @alemaonz
    @alemaonz 5 років тому

    So satisfying to watch these types of videos... Dunno why but it makes time passes by smoothly

  • @MechanicalRhino
    @MechanicalRhino 5 років тому +19

    Why do it in a simple way when there is a much cooler way. Good Job Jimmy 😁

  • @GuiltyMalice
    @GuiltyMalice 4 роки тому

    That has got to be the coolest way to cut a burrito. That burrito must be the tastiest burrito ever. Really that burrito looks good. But it probably only looks that good because it was just cut with a guillotine made by Jimmy Diresta. Love your work Jimmy. Thanks for sharing brother.

  • @johnlamb95
    @johnlamb95 5 років тому +23

    Then Suddenly he sneezes at 4 speed
    Lol

  • @derkwayne1833
    @derkwayne1833 3 роки тому

    The bagel and butter at the end was great. Great work.

  • @aquarius5264
    @aquarius5264 4 роки тому +3

    dude: *gets presented by a regular everday task*
    dude: ah shit, here we go again.

  • @julienpernet8468
    @julienpernet8468 5 років тому

    I'm french and I approve this build

  • @4lifejeph
    @4lifejeph 5 років тому +11

    Like they say "A thing worth doing is a think worth overkilling"

  • @jamesofalltrades8395
    @jamesofalltrades8395 5 років тому

    People always tell me. "Jack of all trades, master of none".
    My response from this point forward to rebuttle that statement will be just one word.
    DIRESTA.
    Proof you can be a master at literally everything you do.

    • @jimmydiresta
      @jimmydiresta  5 років тому +1

      James of all Trades love and respect ✊🏻

  • @vjaneczko
    @vjaneczko 5 років тому +26

    Someone: "I need a sharp knife to cut my burrito but they're all dull, guess I have to sharpen a knife."
    Diresta: "Hold my beer."

  • @benitofalazi8228
    @benitofalazi8228 5 років тому +1

    Merci Jimmy.
    Il nous en faudra bientôt une (grandeur nature) place de la bastille, à Paris, en France. 🙂

  • @molegrip3860
    @molegrip3860 5 років тому +5

    Fun, fun, fun (& also pretty macabre) - could have been your Halloween vid. Cheers for sharing, Jimmy !

  • @nicktravis5496
    @nicktravis5496 5 років тому

    The brass release mechanism is amazing! Nice build.

  • @robertlamantin5088
    @robertlamantin5088 5 років тому +14

    "Marie-Antoinette, you have to see this !!"

    • @AnaLuizaHella
      @AnaLuizaHella 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 "No! I rather stay in the bedroom today. Go Louis, go?"😂

  • @jamesbrooksmith2713
    @jamesbrooksmith2713 5 років тому

    That was honestly the best video in a while! The ending made it, eating whilst cutting random food at the same time! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 5 років тому +15

    It’s a prototype for the oil execs :0

  • @alexanderchapman5542
    @alexanderchapman5542 5 років тому +1

    Let's say very brutal way of cutting a burrito...
    And I like the idea...🙂

  • @Dopefish76
    @Dopefish76 5 років тому +3

    Such a jarring **CRACK** when it lands! As if it wasn't menacing enough, holy shit that thing sounds scary! 😖 Next video - a trebuchet to launch the other half of the burrito to Brett on the other side of the shop 🤣

  • @puma421
    @puma421 3 роки тому

    Now This....... is the kind of thinking that got us to the Moon........ Fantastic

  • @skidaddleskadoodle563
    @skidaddleskadoodle563 5 років тому +36

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even a soul:
    Jimmy: makes a Guillotine to cut burrito

  • @garyjones7198
    @garyjones7198 5 років тому

    Every kitchen should have at least one... Nice build J.D.

  • @_Korinzu
    @_Korinzu 5 років тому +4

    Ah, you made a food processor. Bout time to be honest. Nicely done.

  • @jumperstartful
    @jumperstartful 4 роки тому

    Idle hands are the devils playground. Love it.

  • @JusBidniss
    @JusBidniss 5 років тому +21

    Better crank the build montage up to 15x -- that burrito's gettin' cold! :)

  • @TrojanHorse1959
    @TrojanHorse1959 5 років тому

    Best food slicer I have ever seen, thanks Jimmy!

  • @mediaaddict3997
    @mediaaddict3997 5 років тому +16

    Welp looks like I'm going to have to make a trip to the hardware store...

  • @greybeard3759
    @greybeard3759 5 років тому

    Thou art a strange and wondrous man, Mr. Diresta.
    Strange and wondrous.

  • @bcbloc02
    @bcbloc02 5 років тому +4

    Be careful not to leave it armed when the kittens are around!

  • @AMoodyB3ar
    @AMoodyB3ar 5 років тому

    I swear these videos sound so soothing I could fall asleep to them.

  • @Satchboy71
    @Satchboy71 5 років тому +16

    All I could think of while watching this video is that the burrito is going to be very cold by the time he actually cuts it.

    • @CraigH999
      @CraigH999 5 років тому

      Lol of course he'd buy the burrito first, THEN build the guillotine, right? 😉

  • @bansai-tech3194
    @bansai-tech3194 5 років тому

    When I need to relax, I watch in your channel and feel happy and positive ... Congratulations to you for the talent that God loved you ...
    My sincere greetings my friend.
    Sofiane from Algeria.

  • @whulse1662
    @whulse1662 5 років тому +8

    Whole new meaning to “eat the rich”

  • @superidiotak
    @superidiotak 5 років тому

    absolutely LOVE the brass hardware!!

  • @ytwdh
    @ytwdh 5 років тому +18

    Marie Antoinette's last words: "I want Jimmy to make me a burrito."

  • @dougpichler501
    @dougpichler501 5 років тому

    Good job Jimmy! I really like the release mechanism.

  • @mediaaddict3997
    @mediaaddict3997 5 років тому +16

    Before it was mounted the blade looked like a mini buster sword.

    • @mrmoon7872
      @mrmoon7872 5 років тому

      U kno your a true ff7 fan when you can spot that out of a burrito chopper instructional lol🤜🤛

  • @DannyFourSquare
    @DannyFourSquare 5 років тому +1

    Lol, can't wait to see this sold in William Sonoma!

  • @MonsterPumpkin
    @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +6

    Just what everyone needs I wonder why these arent sold commercially

    • @SalandFindles
      @SalandFindles 5 років тому +2

      Or at least as a kit that you can put together yourself.

    • @garyjones7198
      @garyjones7198 5 років тому +1

      There you go J.D. another product for your website....

    • @skippytwonder
      @skippytwonder 5 років тому

      Try googling guillotine cigar cutter and see what you get.

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +2

      @@skippytwonder I know those things but they are literally not the type of thing I m talking about

  • @WildmanTech
    @WildmanTech 5 років тому

    Great work. Nothing like an efficient way to halve a burrito!

  • @Hectoriousz
    @Hectoriousz 5 років тому +30

    The one dislike is from the traitors son

    • @markcroft1303
      @markcroft1303 5 років тому +3

      Off with his head

    • @BCM1959
      @BCM1959 5 років тому +4

      45 dislikes now. What's not to like? People are weird.
      Traitor has a big family.

  • @lowe-nm2yd
    @lowe-nm2yd 4 роки тому

    You sir are a national treasure.

  • @akashverma7316
    @akashverma7316 5 років тому +22

    The Guillotine:
    *Jimmy's giant knife has left the chat*

  • @durrwooddude
    @durrwooddude 5 років тому

    Love it! Especially the thunder at the end!

  • @TheTramil
    @TheTramil 5 років тому +5

    *french anthem starts playing in the background*
    *french nobility running*

  • @jimgam730
    @jimgam730 5 років тому

    Jimmy Diresta, the burrito killer.

  • @filipr8386
    @filipr8386 5 років тому +14

    When i have one of those, never again im gonna use a knife to cut anything

  • @Sewcialitecrew
    @Sewcialitecrew 5 років тому

    I think every home should have this! It’s an essential appliance 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Hiewiedoeseverything
    @Hiewiedoeseverything 4 роки тому +3

    Wife: What’s that for ?
    Husband: Burritos

  • @InformationIsTheEdge
    @InformationIsTheEdge 5 років тому +1

    That was really impressive! At first I was thinking a fun gadget, a little side project. For Jimmy it likely was but that was some impressive engineering!

  • @yeseniacampos4827
    @yeseniacampos4827 5 років тому +8

    5:16 bless you

    • @skippytwonder
      @skippytwonder 5 років тому +1

      Was that a sneeze or the sound of a karate chop?

    • @yeseniacampos4827
      @yeseniacampos4827 5 років тому

      @@skippytwonder I think it was a sneeze

  • @BearMaked
    @BearMaked 5 років тому

    Always a joy to watch you at work, Jimmy!

  • @LaserGadgets
    @LaserGadgets 5 років тому +5

    Jimmy D......not able to find a sharp knife. Nope...hard to believe. And 13 min for fabrication. Was that not the coldest burrito ever?

  • @robertsteinbeiss8478
    @robertsteinbeiss8478 5 років тому

    That is very revolutionary in the fast food industry!

  • @GOREDANIMAL
    @GOREDANIMAL 5 років тому +4

    12:35 when my burrito tried to raise the tax rate on lower income citizens

  • @jaredoneil9745
    @jaredoneil9745 5 років тому +1

    First time in a while I've watched one of your videos and especially one that was new to me. You are always an inspiration thank you for everything you put on you-tube. Now I can't wait to go make something.

  • @mavos1211
    @mavos1211 5 років тому +3

    I bet your pets when they see that we’re thinking
    “wtf dad!”
    “Just tap us on the nose with a newspaper when we sh*t in your slippers!”

  • @bigal6667
    @bigal6667 4 роки тому

    Jimmy are we serious? All of that work for a burrito slicer. You really have a passion for making things.

  • @TheCoopMan
    @TheCoopMan 5 років тому +6

    To a man with a hammer, everything is a nail...
    So what is everything to a man with a guillotine?

  • @jimjones4345
    @jimjones4345 5 років тому

    The bagel and butter chunk was hilarious.

  • @novazeros
    @novazeros 5 років тому +13

    Is this a New Yorker thing? Who the heck cuts a burrito?

    • @skippytwonder
      @skippytwonder 5 років тому +1

      That is a very good question. I work with an odd fellow who eats a peach with a knife and fork.

    • @josepherwin8709
      @josepherwin8709 5 років тому +3

      Maffew222 when you’ve built your own guillotine, you cut whatever you like.

    • @caitlinneal401
      @caitlinneal401 5 років тому

      Maffew222 no one

  • @random_guy4083
    @random_guy4083 5 років тому

    Circumcisions have never been so easy with this knew invention