Does anyone own a 10mm spanner? I mean we've all bought a set with a 10mm spanner in it. But where they go? Nobody knows. Maybe Dark Matter is made up from all the missing 10mm spanners?
Atg 19534 that right there is evidence me and you could be Close friends.. the fact that your wife knew you were even considering it and you have the ability to do so if you choose..
I've been studying culinary my entire life, and this is the most efficient way to cut a burrito that I've seen. Even with making the guillotine. Well done sir.
Makers all around the world stand in unison and applaud the awesomeness that has been presented here today. Followed by.... silent desire to make their very own. Great job and awesome video. Hooyah
Can you imagine walking into a burrito joint and seeing this? "Yes, I'll have the Joey bag of -" *chop* Some would slowly turn and walk away. I'd gaze in amazement.
Have been watching you for years, n must say you my man, are one of a kind. Thanks for all you do, helping others, n teaching, thanks for sharing. Lost for words, but thank you.
Jimmy is the master at freeform project making . No plans other than the end vision in mind ... It's unreal how similar my process is to his , although his is way more refined. I remember watching him on TV long ago
I gotta say, I love how complex and detailed this project kept getting as the video progressed. I feel like this thing belongs on the guillotine channel :)
mathieu tenka only Kings? since I am an American my French history might be off, but did not the Kings get the blade used on them? A true revolutionary man would use the guillotine for all things, especially burritos and tyrants.
Every time I watch one of these I continue to have my mind blown by ways of doing things that are simple make sense and are something I never would have thought of.
That has got to be the coolest way to cut a burrito. That burrito must be the tastiest burrito ever. Really that burrito looks good. But it probably only looks that good because it was just cut with a guillotine made by Jimmy Diresta. Love your work Jimmy. Thanks for sharing brother.
I was glad to see that as well. Even if it was lower carbon steel (.2-.4%), it will harden up significantly over the annealed state. 50 hrc is much much harder than 30 hrc.
First time in a while I've watched one of your videos and especially one that was new to me. You are always an inspiration thank you for everything you put on you-tube. Now I can't wait to go make something.
When I need to relax, I watch in your channel and feel happy and positive ... Congratulations to you for the talent that God loved you ... My sincere greetings my friend. Sofiane from Algeria.
Such a jarring **CRACK** when it lands! As if it wasn't menacing enough, holy shit that thing sounds scary! 😖 Next video - a trebuchet to launch the other half of the burrito to Brett on the other side of the shop 🤣
That was really impressive! At first I was thinking a fun gadget, a little side project. For Jimmy it likely was but that was some impressive engineering!
Thank you Jimmy Diresta, you made my day. I built a Guillotine years ago as a kid and it had a lot of design problems so it was a joy to watch you make a lovely working version that really cuts through everything. Also good to see you in orange fat the end of the video. I wear mostly orange when I'm making things. Which is most of the time.
People always tell me. "Jack of all trades, master of none". My response from this point forward to rebuttle that statement will be just one word. DIRESTA. Proof you can be a master at literally everything you do.
That was honestly the best video in a while! The ending made it, eating whilst cutting random food at the same time! You are a gentleman and a scholar!
Jimmy Diresta: The man with every tool except a 10mm wrench for those acorn cap nuts. ha ha, great video!
CDeanhartman 🤣🤣✊🏻🤣✊🏻
jimmydiresta, That must be the ones he made the slingshot from, “ surely I’ll buy a new 10mm wrench before I need it again” lol.
Does anyone own a 10mm spanner? I mean we've all bought a set with a 10mm spanner in it. But where they go? Nobody knows. Maybe Dark Matter is made up from all the missing 10mm spanners?
@@maxximumb I carry one on my motorcycle as that is size of the bolts of the battery.
all the ten mills are lost in the infinite depths of abyss called the engine bay :D
My wife, catching the last three minutes over my shoulder:
"Please don't make that."
ATG19534
Lol
ATG19534 the deed is already done
I would love my husband to make a guillotine!
Do it!
Atg 19534 that right there is evidence me and you could be
Close friends.. the fact that your wife knew you were even considering it and you have the ability to do so if you choose..
I've been studying culinary my entire life, and this is the most efficient way to cut a burrito that I've seen. Even with making the guillotine. Well done sir.
That's freaking cool dude
Hey Bobby how’s things going mate?
When over engineering isn’t a problem
Over engineering is needed when you're going against 1.2 billion ugly fuckin reds
Panic Farm it’s the name of the game
Appreciate the oversized opening for burritos of exceptional girth.
Only Jimmy could get me to spend 13 minutes of my life watching him cut a burrito in half.
It's actually for his chickens.. he just hasn't told them yet.
😂😂😂
Lol
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Propably tru
To the people who said it'd be easier to use a knife it's not about making things easy
It's about sending a message
This man put PURE and effective effort in this guillotine
. *10+ respect earned*
My father: what are you doing?
Me: learning about the French Revolution
Makers all around the world stand in unison and applaud the awesomeness that has been presented here today. Followed by.... silent desire to make their very own. Great job and awesome video. Hooyah
Thank you, Comrade Diresta, for this tutorial as how to deal with the Bourgeoisie! With nice Eat The Rich reference as well!
Not bourgeoisie : aristocratie.
WTF? You didn't even throw it on the floor.
Jimmy: Damn, my burrito has gone cold.
I was assuming the next video would be on how to make a burrito warmer.
@@ctpctp he just uses the heat treating oven, gives it a nice char as well
Quench it in the oil bucket and you have a hardened chimichanga! YUMMM!
captbeardy better make a flamethrower to heat it up
@@ctpctp weaponised chimichangas? Deadpool would be proud.
Great proof of concept. Now we need 2 full size ones. One for DC, the other for Ottawa Canada.
Need a basket on one end to catch the severed “burrito”
Merci Jimmy.
Il nous en faudra bientôt une (grandeur nature) place de la bastille, à Paris, en France. 🙂
Can you imagine walking into a burrito joint and seeing this? "Yes, I'll have the Joey bag of -" *chop*
Some would slowly turn and walk away. I'd gaze in amazement.
The way you visually explain mechanisms is absolutely brilliant.
Mmmm... butter bagel.
Damn that looks terrifying and incredibly cool.
I guess I'm kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good place to stream new series online?
La France et les français approuve cette vidéo 👌👍
Les politiques français beaucoup moins
@@nicolasmaucard8367 Ouais mais ça le peuple s'en tape
Fun, fun, fun (& also pretty macabre) - could have been your Halloween vid. Cheers for sharing, Jimmy !
Have been watching you for years, n must say you my man, are one of a kind. Thanks for all you do, helping others, n teaching, thanks for sharing. Lost for words, but thank you.
Marty Vener wow thank you 🙏🏼 love and respect ✊🏻
When you're a little hungry but the storming of the Bastille is scheduled for the next day.
Jimmy is the master at freeform project making .
No plans other than the end vision in mind ... It's unreal how similar my process is to his , although his is way more refined.
I remember watching him on TV long ago
Nevermind the giant chef's knife he has.
Or the giant razor blade
Onward and upward!
When he finished building the guillotine...
- Good work Jimmy, but the burrito is now cold and we don't have a microwave...
- Ufff... hold my beer...
Jevi Loko I bet it’d be one hell of an over-engineered microwave. And big enough for 50 burritos.
I gotta say, I love how complex and detailed this project kept getting as the video progressed. I feel like this thing belongs on the guillotine channel :)
Me: I wonder how the French would cut a burrito?
Jimmy: hold my beer.
hold my burrito
I'm French and we don't cut burritos like this, only kings ^^
Beerito
mathieu tenka only Kings? since I am an American my French history might be off, but did not the Kings get the blade used on them? A true revolutionary man would use the guillotine for all things, especially burritos and tyrants.
mathieu tenka Kings and ugly criminals (Je suis français aussi)
So satisfying to watch these types of videos... Dunno why but it makes time passes by smoothly
Why do it in a simple way when there is a much cooler way. Good Job Jimmy 😁
Every time I watch one of these I continue to have my mind blown by ways of doing things that are simple make sense and are something I never would have thought of.
When you combine your love for the French revolution and burito cutting ultimate technic.
That has got to be the coolest way to cut a burrito. That burrito must be the tastiest burrito ever. Really that burrito looks good. But it probably only looks that good because it was just cut with a guillotine made by Jimmy Diresta. Love your work Jimmy. Thanks for sharing brother.
Me: I bet he doesn’t heat treat it.
DiResta: Hold my beer.
I was glad to see that as well. Even if it was lower carbon steel (.2-.4%), it will harden up significantly over the annealed state. 50 hrc is much much harder than 30 hrc.
@@colsoncustoms8994 no science pls
What I wouldn't give to spend a week or so in your shop!
You have the BEST equipment EVER!
Imagine he has a child that starts to misbehave
Jimmy: “son, come over here, I wanna show you something”
That child would be scared all right
r/cursedcomments
"you wanna be a burrito?"
Every kitchen should have at least one... Nice build J.D.
“Hey Jimmy, you got a knife so I can cut this burrito?”
“Uh, not technically...”
First time in a while I've watched one of your videos and especially one that was new to me. You are always an inspiration thank you for everything you put on you-tube. Now I can't wait to go make something.
This is the manliest way ever to cut a burrito.
No, thats with a chainsaw. This is The inhumane way.
@@SirShaz13 This is the French way.
The simplicity and complexity of this is amazing. Also. I love the bagel and butter. So funny
"Sir, would you like your burrito cut in half?" Jimmy: "No thanks I have a guillotine for that."
The bagel and butter at the end was great. Great work.
Up next week: How to draw and quarter a taco.
When I need to relax, I watch in your channel and feel happy and positive ... Congratulations to you for the talent that God loved you ...
My sincere greetings my friend.
Sofiane from Algeria.
Such a jarring **CRACK** when it lands! As if it wasn't menacing enough, holy shit that thing sounds scary! 😖 Next video - a trebuchet to launch the other half of the burrito to Brett on the other side of the shop 🤣
I'm french and I approve this build
Very nice! Fun build!
Best food slicer I have ever seen, thanks Jimmy!
Better crank the build montage up to 15x -- that burrito's gettin' cold! :)
Haha
That was really impressive! At first I was thinking a fun gadget, a little side project. For Jimmy it likely was but that was some impressive engineering!
dude: *gets presented by a regular everday task*
dude: ah shit, here we go again.
Thank you Jimmy Diresta, you made my day. I built a Guillotine years ago as a kid and it had a lot of design problems so it was a joy to watch you make a lovely working version that really cuts through everything. Also good to see you in orange fat the end of the video. I wear mostly orange when I'm making things. Which is most of the time.
Someone: "I need a sharp knife to cut my burrito but they're all dull, guess I have to sharpen a knife."
Diresta: "Hold my beer."
Let's say very brutal way of cutting a burrito...
And I like the idea...🙂
Like they say "A thing worth doing is a think worth overkilling"
The brass release mechanism is amazing! Nice build.
It’s a prototype for the oil execs :0
Jajajaja. Genio!! Artesano completo y verdugo de burritos!!! Se aprende mucho de tus videos Jimmy. Saludos desde Argentina.
"Marie-Antoinette, you have to see this !!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 "No! I rather stay in the bedroom today. Go Louis, go?"😂
I think every home should have this! It’s an essential appliance 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Then Suddenly he sneezes at 4 speed
Lol
Thou art a strange and wondrous man, Mr. Diresta.
Strange and wondrous.
Just what everyone needs I wonder why these arent sold commercially
Or at least as a kit that you can put together yourself.
There you go J.D. another product for your website....
Try googling guillotine cigar cutter and see what you get.
@@skippytwonder I know those things but they are literally not the type of thing I m talking about
People always tell me. "Jack of all trades, master of none".
My response from this point forward to rebuttle that statement will be just one word.
DIRESTA.
Proof you can be a master at literally everything you do.
James of all Trades love and respect ✊🏻
Wife: What’s that for ?
Husband: Burritos
Good job Jimmy! I really like the release mechanism.
Before it was mounted the blade looked like a mini buster sword.
U kno your a true ff7 fan when you can spot that out of a burrito chopper instructional lol🤜🤛
You are an awe inspiring maker and a source of inspiration to try and build new things.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even a soul:
Jimmy: makes a Guillotine to cut burrito
Rather doubt I'd go that elaborate to cut a burrito, but damn that was fun! The thunder-clap upon completion of that beast was a great touch ;)
Jimmy D......not able to find a sharp knife. Nope...hard to believe. And 13 min for fabrication. Was that not the coldest burrito ever?
Now This....... is the kind of thinking that got us to the Moon........ Fantastic
Ah, you made a food processor. Bout time to be honest. Nicely done.
Jimmy now that is the man way to cut a burrito in half. Great job. 💪👍
The one dislike is from the traitors son
Off with his head
45 dislikes now. What's not to like? People are weird.
Traitor has a big family.
Idle hands are the devils playground. Love it.
The Guillotine:
*Jimmy's giant knife has left the chat*
Great work. Nothing like an efficient way to halve a burrito!
Whole new meaning to “eat the rich”
Consume
That was honestly the best video in a while! The ending made it, eating whilst cutting random food at the same time! You are a gentleman and a scholar!
Marie Antoinette's last words: "I want Jimmy to make me a burrito."
@David Flynn 😂😂😂😂
Awesome, Jimmy Thank you for sharing. All the best.!
Welp looks like I'm going to have to make a trip to the hardware store...
Love it! Especially the thunder at the end!
I bet your pets when they see that we’re thinking
“wtf dad!”
“Just tap us on the nose with a newspaper when we sh*t in your slippers!”
A french tool!!! Nice job. Bonjour de France
All I could think of while watching this video is that the burrito is going to be very cold by the time he actually cuts it.
Lol of course he'd buy the burrito first, THEN build the guillotine, right? 😉
Nunca es suficiente Tabasco. Felicitaciones amigo
Be careful not to leave it armed when the kittens are around!
Would make a great Christmas gift for the grandchildren!
*french anthem starts playing in the background*
*french nobility running*
absolutely LOVE the brass hardware!!
12:35 when my burrito tried to raise the tax rate on lower income citizens
Now THAT'S how you guillotine! x'D
Love this! Your craftsmanship is impressive beyond words.
Is this a New Yorker thing? Who the heck cuts a burrito?
That is a very good question. I work with an odd fellow who eats a peach with a knife and fork.
Maffew222 when you’ve built your own guillotine, you cut whatever you like.
Maffew222 no one
That's crazy, beautifully crazy. Dude, you always create an awesome projects. Thanks 👍👍👍👍
5:16 bless you
Was that a sneeze or the sound of a karate chop?
@@skippytwonder I think it was a sneeze
This has to be my favorite video of yours Jimmy! This is just too cool.