TheNinjehPandeh It depends on if your talking about light or pigment. If you mix all the colours of light together you get white but if you mix all the colours of pigment together you get black.
Why does apples iPhone 5 and 6 only in white or grey Not black Cause Apples RACIST, Nappies are mostly white cause pampers RACIST, Waiting for your prescription GP RACIST
Oh....I have genuinely been playing chess wrong my entire life then- I always choose black because I thought they moved first XD And I told all my friends that as well, so I'm...Still racist, actually
Funny and a real message, too. For those that missed it - he's telling black people to stop blaming arbitrary shit on racism through humour. Well done, bro. That was funny, enjoyable and had a good message to boot.
which is stupid. black people are allowed to be offended?? like, lmao boohoo someone got offended once? don't you think actually being racist is worse than being sensitive?
Ronnie Swoleman can you not read? are you incapable of making assumptions based on the structure of sentences?? lmao. i said "which is stupid" in reference to what you were saying. i said "black people are allowed to be offended." i said "boohoo someone got offended by something offensive" i said "don't you think racism is worse than being sensitive"
L BoatW. I can read your incoherent, nonsensical babble perfectly fine. I was hoping you could turn it into a paragraph that makes sense in the English language, rather than a series of odd sentences.
***** idk what you're trying to say bc poc with immigrant parents DEFINITELY have to learn english to survive, and it DEFINITELY is a luxury for white people, lmao
@@Ofenomeno94 he literally said shit in this video that people literally deem racist now. "Jeans don't fit you, Levi's, racist" people complaining about how western beauty standards oppress black people
Asked for a 64 gig ipad for Christmas, and...wait, shit "Mum you fucking got me the 4 gig basic" This won't even hold my xenophobic playlist and on top of that, now my own Mums racist.
This song reflects how I used to feel about disability discrimination I used to think everybody was being prejudiced towards me but then I heard this song and realised it was me thank you doc brown.
Stu haels I think most of the time it's not that people don't sense when a person is being satirical; social justice and victimhood politics have just made a lot of people think that works of satire on race and sex are only okay if they are against straight white men.
No they aren't. All you are doing is falling for the hollow actions of big brands and corporations who are doing the bare minimum to try and make themselves look anti-racist, or distract everyone from actual racism within their ranks.
A white person hates white people who are unlikable and act like fools; and likes white people who are honorable, nice, and deserve respect. The same person hates black people who are unlikable and act like fools; and likes black people who are honorable, nice, and deserve respect. This person is: A) A racist because they hate black people B) A racist because they are white C) A good judge of character D) This question is racist! You'd be surprised how many people would get this wrong.
i went over your question and your arrogant demeanor towards people, on a sensitive subject that neither you, nor your simple-minded question could ever wish to understand. There is no answer to how stupid you are. But if you want an answer to how racist you actually are, stop labeling people by colors.
@@bovinicide at least this was satirical. I watched this as a 7 year old back when it first aired and I knew it was a joke. People thought it was unironic and it just makes me sad
@@bovinicide I seriously doubt you know what critical race theory, as in whats taught in law schools, actually is. You probably think teaching about housing discrimination and poll taxes are Critical Race Theory, right?
@@samuelmeyers4066 Wow, so you can read minds and assess someone's knowledge based on a UA-cam comment written for comedic effect (of which some people will find it funny, others not) - that's amazing, if it were true. Just for the record, I know that in its original form, CRT looked at structural biases in the Court Systems in the 1970s - which was a real thing - but this is arguably not what CRT is being sold as now. By the way, maybe turn down the hubris and sanctimony.
It's sad that so many people in these comments don't understand comedy and are either being actually racist towards him or they're just flat out insulting him for "playing the victim" IT'S A FUCKING COMEDY RAP.
This is so funny xD, plus he's the same guy that's from that Inbetweeners Episode dealing drugs to Jay and Neil, he mentions racism then too hahahah :)
OMG......you are brilliant!! The bit in the video, 'Equality Street'.....and he says, 'it don't let in hate...no' ........the look on your face is priceless!!!!!! I repeat it over and over just to see it.....brilliant!!
I went to a train station and this bloke jumped the gate infront of security so security goes "can i see your ticket please" and this guy actually shouted "is it because I'm black?!" Everyone at the station let out this disapproving "arghhhh" sound at precisely the same moment so the sound echoed through the station it was so funny.
every time i rewatch this i see the square bracket drawn on his hand and it reminds me that he performed a song also on Russell Howard's Good News where the concept was a fill-in-the-blanks rap (so it was full of [your name here] and [your hometown here] etc) and i have never been able to find it anywhere since the one time i saw it on Dave
@@54356776 - Exactly! I can't even watch Russell Howard now. He's far more interested in virtue signalling than actually being funny. He's so politically correct, I bet every thought he has is quickly followed by his second thought 'Is that WOKE enough?'
this guy is seriously tuned in to what's funny to the teenage audience that comedians are going to need cater for more and more often. But he makes it funny and suitable for adults as well. He needs more exposure, major talent here.
Mayonnaise £1.00 but brown sauce £1.69...
RACIST!!!
Condiments, RACIST!
5 years on ... Still Funny
ScienceSundayMonday wrd
Hehe, 69.
@@user-vv5ju3fj1p nice
The only colour light can't be is black... light is racist
then the light left you, racist.
no... white is all colours, black is the absence of colour
TheNinjehPandeh MINED BLOAN!!
TheNinjehPandeh It depends on if your talking about light or pigment. If you mix all the colours of light together you get white but if you mix all the colours of pigment together you get black.
TheNinjehPandeh it isn’t though? Blacks all colours
Video is buffering.. RACIST
No ur internet is just shit
+Abdullah Hussain RACIST :) tehee
Why does apples iPhone 5 and 6 only in white or grey Not black Cause Apples RACIST, Nappies are mostly white cause pampers RACIST, Waiting for your prescription GP RACIST
Little did Clorox know, buffering doesn’t exist in 2018
@@abdullahhussain4185 Internet RACIST!!!
Lost connection half way through watching this! Wifi racist
Second
Must be bots
4th
@@monkegaming169 racist
😂
White pieces in chess go first, hmm I'm not even gonna say it
Hasbro: RACIST!!!
Oh....I have genuinely been playing chess wrong my entire life then- I always choose black because I thought they moved first XD
And I told all my friends that as well, so I'm...Still racist, actually
@@ir0ngamer393 do you seriously think that Hasbro created chess?
DanB68 no I just named the first board game company that came into my head
тнє ιηвєтωєєη u need too chill it’s just a game
cant take this seriously without thinking that CBBC show xD
😂😂😂
true
MicroavedHamster
+Lucas Jeggels so the only time is now 4 O'clock 4 O'clock.....
true
"Fuck the clouds, the whole sky is racist" is a killer line
The clouds themselves are racist as hell - the blacker the clouds the worse the weather
235 dislikes? UA-cam's racist
Ikr
240
OF COURSE
WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE.
277
Even the background is white.
I'm honestly pissed off when people say something is racist when it isn't. Then people don't take actual racism seriously. Doc is cool
Emma Floop
RACIST
Mad Man shit you right
Reply RACIST
I know what you mean
Me: “ look at that black desk”
Friend: “ RACIST!!!”
Emma Floop I killed my mate on gta (he's black) he was like that's racist. My reaction 😨
Sort me out geezer
Why did you presume he's a dealer just because he's black!
Your racist
+Jay Cartwright Haha just finished that series.
+Jack Black Are you a drug dealer? Yeah but that is not the point. I go to college
Alex The chef 😂😂😂
This is what comedy was invented for, to tackle issues hard to talk about, but with laughter. Doc Brown is a legend.
Funny and a real message, too. For those that missed it - he's telling black people to stop blaming arbitrary shit on racism through humour. Well done, bro. That was funny, enjoyable and had a good message to boot.
which is stupid. black people are allowed to be offended?? like, lmao boohoo someone got offended once? don't you think actually being racist is worse than being sensitive?
L BoatW.
Do you speak English? I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Ronnie Swoleman can you not read? are you incapable of making assumptions based on the structure of sentences?? lmao. i said "which is stupid" in reference to what you were saying. i said "black people are allowed to be offended." i said "boohoo someone got offended by something offensive" i said "don't you think racism is worse than being sensitive"
L BoatW. I can read your incoherent, nonsensical babble perfectly fine. I was hoping you could turn it into a paragraph that makes sense in the English language, rather than a series of odd sentences.
***** idk what you're trying to say bc poc with immigrant parents DEFINITELY have to learn english to survive, and it DEFINITELY is a luxury for white people, lmao
Tumblr theme song.
OMG TOO REAL
If some of the "racist" was replaced with "sexist" then you have tumblr
Nah. This is 4chan's theme
+HPD Meh, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, xenophobic..take your pick really. :,)
+Kate Richards ... you know they ARE all real problems right?
Funny how this is everyones recommended now.
Racist !
It was though.
You're just pissed because it undercuts your bullshit narrative!
@@ironfelix2963 What's the BS narrative? You really gonna take a comedian's hyperbole as a political statement? hahaa thick cretin
@@Ofenomeno94 he literally said shit in this video that people literally deem racist now. "Jeans don't fit you, Levi's, racist" people complaining about how western beauty standards oppress black people
“You go to Nando’s, suddenly they make chicken” 💀🤣🤣
And you might want couscous? or just soup?
Too late man they ALREADY JUDGED YOU!
The background colour of youtube is white. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW UA-cam'S RACIST!
There's an extension for that chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dark-skin-for-youtube/bfeknfgchonpnofdjokchhdhdnddhglm
Fishul it's a joke you lemon
woah m8 I know I was playing along with the joke.
now the UA-cam app is completely white in the new update 😂😱 racist
lol
Asked for a 64 gig ipad for Christmas, and...wait, shit
"Mum you fucking got me the 4 gig basic"
This won't even hold my xenophobic playlist
and on top of that, now my own Mums racist.
you have a playlist of sings that show your dislike for foreign people that is Evil
bars
You made me watch it again because I thought I missed these lol. Good shit.
The Unknown Mystery hi
That was low energy, dude. Stick to packing bags are the supermarket.
This song reflects how I used to feel about disability discrimination I used to think everybody was being prejudiced towards me but then I heard this song and realised it was me thank you doc brown.
I bet that all he said is true... EVERYBODY'S RACIST
Hey it's my guy Fizhy
Hes clearly picking at a mindset about blaming racism on everything. Even your own failure
Love doc brown.....and am so amused by so many people don't understand satire. Am guessing quite a few are from the U.S of A.....
Stu haels I think most of the time it's not that people don't sense when a person is being satirical; social justice and victimhood politics have just made a lot of people think that works of satire on race and sex are only okay if they are against straight white men.
Aww dude, that's RACIST
+Stu haels what's satire? I'm from the U.S. of A and haven't had much book learning.
+SuperSmashyfication Binary?
Lol what?
Just came back to this today in like 3 years... unfortunatly doc explains the world rn.
He will be called a racist 🤦♂️
Came back to this video three years later and the worlds like this RACIST
@@kobster170 facts haha
@@lovelybitofbugle219 yeah quite sad aye!
Remember when this was a comedy? People acting like this for real now
I was just about to write that. Knew someone had put it down already. It's fucking true.
Yeah honestly
Very true
Maybe Doc Brown is the man we need to save us
No they aren't. All you are doing is falling for the hollow actions of big brands and corporations who are doing the bare minimum to try and make themselves look anti-racist, or distract everyone from actual racism within their ranks.
This was way before it's time and fits so well into today's time
Rap playlist playing two Eminem songs in a row. Racist!
He NEEDS to create a "sexist" version of this song!
Alex Dehaan Needs to be a woman to get away with it. Or at least put on a wig and some makeup and identify as one.
Hi darling
Sexist!!!
rozmic, the makeup and wig won't save him. it'll only make it worse :D
+Alex Dehaan Don't be needy, bossy.
He can't cause he's male
A white person hates white people who are unlikable and act like fools; and likes white people who are honorable, nice, and deserve respect. The same person hates black people who are unlikable and act like fools; and likes black people who are honorable, nice, and deserve respect.
This person is:
A) A racist because they hate black people
B) A racist because they are white
C) A good judge of character
D) This question is racist!
You'd be surprised how many people would get this wrong.
It sounds like from your comment, your answer is D. That's incorrect.
i went over your question and your arrogant demeanor towards people, on a sensitive subject that neither you, nor your simple-minded question could ever wish to understand.
There is no answer to how stupid you are. But if you want an answer to how racist you actually are, stop labeling people by colors.
It sounds like again you're sticking with D. Still incorrect.
You make assumptions. Anyway, you were 0/2 on your guesses. Sorry you failed :(
Lol, you are the troll. Obviously one who thinks everyone and everything is racist.
This has aged well
Critical Race Theory in rap form.
@@bovinicide at least this was satirical. I watched this as a 7 year old back when it first aired and I knew it was a joke. People thought it was unironic and it just makes me sad
@@sabersz Yep, feel the same, mate.
@@bovinicide I seriously doubt you know what critical race theory, as in whats taught in law schools, actually is. You probably think teaching about housing discrimination and poll taxes are Critical Race Theory, right?
@@samuelmeyers4066 Wow, so you can read minds and assess someone's knowledge based on a UA-cam comment written for comedic effect (of which some people will find it funny, others not) - that's amazing, if it were true. Just for the record, I know that in its original form, CRT looked at structural biases in the Court Systems in the 1970s - which was a real thing - but this is arguably not what CRT is being sold as now. By the way, maybe turn down the hubris and sanctimony.
My diet must be extremely RACIST!
His cup of tea song had me in tears why didn't he ever blow up guys a genius
It's sad that so many people in these comments don't understand comedy and are either being actually racist towards him or they're just flat out insulting him for "playing the victim" IT'S A FUCKING COMEDY RAP.
The Jester exactly point made
The Jester racist
delboy 808 that's racist
The Jester look again, mate. I've replied to plenty already. You're just being lazy, look more.
Whys this in my recommended 7 years later 🤣x
What a legend..... LOL
Wow, you're racist.
Xavier Lexter lol so are you for calling me a racist because everybody's racist.
The Prince You're racist for calling me a racist for calling you a racist because everybody's racist. Wait, what?
Xavier Lexter lol
hes fucking funny
In 2013 this was comedy
In 2022 you would get a PhD for saying this unironically
true talent!! love this
RACIST
Lol
Doc Brown is too funny
I love how he never mentions a race, so anyone can use it. It's great.
We know who he is referring to. Thats right jews
@@woahblackbettybamalam smh smh its obvious.
*blue people* smh smh 🤨🤨🤨🥴🤨🥴🤨🥴🤨🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤨🥴🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔😳😳😳🤣🧐👀👀🧐🥺🥺🧐🙏🥺😳🤡😳💔🙏😶✨👄💗💗🧐🥺😙😘🤚🥴👀👀👀🧐🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💗💗💗💗💗😘😘😘😘🤨😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🖤💚😔🤚😔🤚😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔☠☠☠🧐👁👁👁👁👁🧐👀😭🤣🤢😭💔🤌💥💥💥🖐🖐🥷🥷🏿✋👽😊🤨💗💗🥺🕳🥺🥺😙😙😙😙😙👀🕳👀🕳👁🕳👁😘😘😘😘😘💗💗💗💗💗💗🤨🕳😎🤨😭🤢🥷🏿🤣🖤🙏☠🥴🖤🤡💚🤢🤢🤚🖤🤢✋🤢🤢✋🙏🖤🥷🏿💥🤨🤨👀🤨👁😎😊👁😎👀😎👀😎👀🤨🤌🤨😐🤢🤢🤌🙏🖤🥷🏿😭😊🤌😔👀😎🤌💚😐🤨😐🥺🤌😔👁🤨👀🤨🤌🤢😐🤨👁🥺🤌😊🤌🕳😐💚😱🤡🤡👽🤌👄🤌😡🤌🥺💥🤨😳😭😳🤣😶🥴🖐🖤✋👁🤨☠😎☠😎☠😎☠🥺☠👁🧐💥🧐🥺🤌😊🤌👽💔😊💔🧐🤌🥺🤌🤨👀😎👁😎😎👀😊🤌😔🤌👄💥🕳💥🕳😶💚🥺☠💗👁🤡🤌👄😐😡😐😱😊👽😱🤨😐😭☠🥺☠😎☠🕳☠🕳👁😊🤌😱🕳😊😱😊👀🥺🤣😎☠😎☠😎👁😎💚👁😎☠😊☠😎👁🤨👀🤌👽💥😊🤌👽😡👽😡😊💔😎😊😱😊👀✋💔😊👀🥺👀🤨👁🤢💔
@@woahblackbettybamalam I thought it was mole people.
Or is that racist?
Bro did I have a seizure on the emoji page or something
No matter how many times i watch this, i still laugh every time!
This guy had no idea how accurate he would be. World was a much better place 8 years ago.
Haven’t seen this in years, literally made a comment on Insta today quoting part of this video and boom pops up on my homepage.
Doc Brown was ahead of his time.
How have I never heard of this guy before?
Jen Tuesday because you only UA-cam white people.....RACIST
Jen Tuesday I've never heard of you before!
Jen Tuesday your racist
Funny that you say that, considering I'm black....
Jen Tuesday so that make u not racist now that makes u double racist u🐒
He's better than most of today's rappers
a group i was in in my music group did this song when it was supposed to be original. They got tore a new one.
THAT'S RACIST
The recent BLM protests in the UK made me think of this song. Fucking hilarious. Air pollution is racist.
With everything going on at the moment remembered this song lol
It's funny because even if you're black, white or olive you could literally think this.
All I could imagine when I read this was a literal olive and now I can't breathe xD
Yellow is offensive lol Olive is ok apparently, I'm happy I helped your imagination make you laugh haha.
frontline I've never heard anyone say olive before XDD What the hell xD
Me neither, but I knew yellow was offensive so I asked Google for a substitute lol.
frontline Thats how you know that
Frontline's Racist
Amazing!! So funny, he was unreal with Ricky Gervais in the David Brent movie, great actor too. We need to see more of you Doc!
When you get upgraded to Windows 10 without permission, Windows Racist
2016 in a song
And 2023.
Damn! Another brilliant rap & comedy sketch. This guy is awesome.
This is so funny xD, plus he's the same guy that's from that Inbetweeners Episode dealing drugs to Jay and Neil, he mentions racism then too hahahah :)
Ads with no skip...RACIST
Kind of agree.
Say your typing in on a search engine trying to write haterz with a z at the end, and your computer goes, did you mean haters' Haha
Who else thinks this is a perfect song for the current times?
Me
Will McKenzie inconsiderate arsehole
@BroZilla2003 Sort me out geezer
5 different flavours of tick-tacks to pick from
the most commonly picked is white
that's how you know
peaple
racist
You spelt "people" wrong. Autocorrect didn't work. Racist
Still watching in 2021
OMG......you are brilliant!! The bit in the video, 'Equality Street'.....and he says, 'it don't let in hate...no' ........the look on your face is priceless!!!!!! I repeat it over and over just to see it.....brilliant!!
I went to a train station and this bloke jumped the gate infront of security so security goes "can i see your ticket please" and this guy actually shouted "is it because I'm black?!" Everyone at the station let out this disapproving "arghhhh" sound at precisely the same moment so the sound echoed through the station it was so funny.
Of all the things that didn’t happen this didn’t happen the most
@@marklmaoracist
satire then, reality now...
💯
Remember that rap "everybody's racist"?
Man those words were timeless, ageless
Doc Brown is the bravest
Lecturing black people to a sea of white faces
Why is this guy not everywhere?
Tom Tom because he is whack!
@@lionsheart8 How?
No Reception? iPhones RACIST!
Dude, Jane and I were just talking about this yesterday lmfao! Love your work, really funny ;)
This just gets funnier every year
This is the anthem of black lives matter
MrFrankster25 no just no
Why isn't it?
MrFrankster25 because this is purely a joke non of it is actually racist
Yeah well I dont see black lives matter fighting racism they just scream racist left, right and centre and use it as an excuse to riot
How am I just finding this!?
How come every-time to get to the queue, you're the last in the queue dude? That queue's racist!
I didn't know this guy was an actor, so I thought this was gonna be an inspirational speech video😂
every time i rewatch this i see the square bracket drawn on his hand and it reminds me that he performed a song also on Russell Howard's Good News where the concept was a fill-in-the-blanks rap (so it was full of [your name here] and [your hometown here] etc) and i have never been able to find it anywhere since the one time i saw it on Dave
ua-cam.com/video/Rc5JvUUtyW0/v-deo.html
you legend thank you
"slang 101" and "My proper-tea"...classic!!😂🤣
Anyone watching this in 2016?
👍👍👍
yh
me
yep
yh
Lost it at the google part XD "Did you mean haters?"
This song is now more relevant than ever - it reflects the problems with one side in the culture wars.
Seems like everyone in 2020 have taken up this mantra
The white froth on top of a beer... FOSTERS RACIST!
THE FOSTERS FINISHED
ITS GOOD TROUBLE. .. COMING OUT IN 2 MONTHS
1:31
The sad thing is that there’s almost 100% guaranteed to be someone who didn’t realise that that’s the way queues work and thought it was serious
I love how people don't realise he's taking the piss out of people who say everything is racist...
I think everyone realises that due to his tome and the fact he’s on a comedy show
It's funny how he's on Russell Howard's show and Russell is one of those PC idiots shaming anyone who doesn't think like him.
@@54356776 - Exactly! I can't even watch Russell Howard now. He's far more interested in virtue signalling than actually being funny. He's so politically correct, I bet every thought he has is quickly followed by his second thought 'Is that WOKE enough?'
What do you mean people don't realise? What do you you love about it? Isn't that the joke though? Are you missing the point?
I would buy this song! XD
are you being racist lol :-D
''did you mean haters''
HATERZ I MEAN
GOOGLE YOURE RACIST
Bro he did the unthinkable before it was needed
Never seen this guy before, but he is very funny. Brilliant prose and delivered well. Laughed so hard. XD
'You think I'm a drug dealer because I'm black'
MEXICAN KFC can we just have some puff?
Yes, I know you saw me selling drugs but that's besides the point!
This is funnier more than ever in 2021
Watching in 2021...Poignant?.... XD XD XD Bravo for longevity, man :D
This randomly came into my head... 12 years on... lmao
well that was funny as fuck
john laird 'laughing at racism' 'THAT IS RACIST!!' Ha
racist
I have a sense of humour. Cope with it
9 years, wow 👌
Who would’ve thought he would join the Empire as an imperial officer
😂
This is literally the news in June 2020
So true
The, sad way the, world is now
@FIDIRONU the what? Who's covid?
Jokes
In 2020, this song is no longer a joke. (Lyrics by David Lammy)
Oh but it is 😂
lol am dead!
Bullshit, the vast majority of people are not remotely like that.
coool I've sung this to all my friends and family. when you get to the front the staff say "thanks for waiting" that's racise
Gen Z missed the joke Millennials got, here - and now we have 2021
Cheers Doc 👍😂
And here we are 8 years later and everyone is 'racist' according to CRT.
You are hilarious - keep it up! You now have a fan in Austria :-)
deep stuff Doc
The irony is CBBC would think this was serious and put it in Horrible Histories...
this guy is seriously tuned in to what's funny to the teenage audience that comedians are going to need cater for more and more often. But he makes it funny and suitable for adults as well. He needs more exposure, major talent here.
Is he the guy from Ricky Gervais' 'Equality Street' video? Because that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
This is actually how some people think though that's the thing!
It's 2023 and this is literally a thing now.
Doc Brown obviously has a time machine.
ah i forgot about this,,, so true today please come back doc brown and show them how to make a cuppa everyone chill out