@wjkrug sorry... but in my world, your petition is denied. Thinking back to those interactions still cracks me up, so I'm going to do what I enjoy doing, thanks.
Dave just went Bilbo Baggins on us "“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” Everybody who the hell knows the rules
As a life long Chicago guy76 years old!There are a lot of great Izzy joints in the whole area!One problem is consistency!I think we have all run the gamut on this!Home run inone good one bad!Bies on archer not as good as beforePhils in bridgeview, pretty consistent needs more sauce,studots in Chicago,pretty darn good,more sauce there are hundreds more!The one thing I miss the most,hats with the lack of a good amount of fennel in the sausage!Such a great flavor,have we lost are taste buds!I am mostly polish but grew up with a lot of great Sicilian and Italainsan they made their sausage you could smell the fennel as son as you walked in!Memories!Vanuuccis pizza on Archer aroun Central Park,1950 s!Thomas A.Filiiak
Lusha Pizza on Lincoln Ave in Lakeview. You'll thank me later. Owners from Italy, moved to Chicago 2 yeara ago, making awesome pizza. Kind of a cross between NY style and something else. The father was a baker there for 20 years. Awesome tiramisu. Nicest people. This is right near 2 places you gave high scores to.
New Haven style comes from Frank Pepe who is from Naples. He made some minor tweaks and cooked it in a coal oven. Coal ovens were cheap and popular at the time.
In my immigrant Italian family, every kitchen's pizza was different. I didn't really like my own mother's pizza as much as I loved my uncle's and aunt's.
When your mom buys you a giant coat and says "you'll grow into it"
Hahaha!😂
👏👏👏👏 well done
I am Spartacus
😂. Good one!
I'll take it and wear it any day if my mom bought me a coat
Dave: "I've been doing this for two decades"
Also Dave: "Is that parm?"
Dave: "This tastes fancy. I can't quite place it"
Owner: "We add oregano"
what is a corndog
And it's always pecorino lol
Dave: I've been doing this for 20 years you think I don't know
Also Dave: There's a hotdog inside this corndog
That blew my mind, what was that? "there's a hot dog in a corndog"? WTF
That ain’t a Neapolitan, but I’ll forgive him cos he hasn’t been doing this long
Owner: it’s Neapolitan
Truth: cheese pizza
Yeah looks like a fairly typical New York style pie.
Undercarriage looks neapolitan.
He doesn‘t even know what a corn dog is. I would be surprised if this guy knows how to tie his shoes.
Regular new York style
Dave spewing every random thought that pops into his head...hittin those addies 😂
Jeez that rant was all over the place even for him.
UpNext...... Pot Gummy Reviews
That was a weed rant if I’ve ever heard one lol
fever dream review was literally what i thought to myself too
Is that Paddington Bear?
That looks like a bear from JC Rivera. His stuff is all over Chicago. Famous for his yellow bears.
He painted the walls of the Chicago office too
Also goes by "the bear champ"
Missing his hat with marmalade sandwich
Bear Champ
Dave - The Gordon's Fisherman. Everybody knows the rules.
Good one!😅
It's Gorton's. 🙄
Just want to say thank you tremendous reference
@ Yeah, shoud of googled first. Haven't eaten that junk since 1980. Pathmark.
Underrated comment!! 👍🏽
“Been doin this 20 years but idk if it’s Neapolitan” 😂
Dom of the year
Your shirts six sizes too small
"I've read about all the things you have done"......i can't name a single bad thing but I read about them ALL!!! 😂😅
At this point I’m not convinced Dave knows what Neapolitan pizza is
"Idk if its Neapolitan because Neapolitan is usually floppier than this." He has no idea.
He is right that it's not neapolitan though but I still don't think he knows what one is 😂
Any small personal pizza is a Neapolitan to dave
@@E-Chap This is accurate.
That Coat!!😂
Looks like the ones that football players wear over their equipment in the cold weather.
Scott is trying to hide the pizza gut.
Steve casually mentioning someone owes him their entire life, while wearing a dress.
His name is Dave newbie.
@@pezoulas36you must be new here… 💀
@@pezoulas36 that’s the point of the joke… this is why you don’t get invited to parties man
@ LOL, "Everyone". Talk about a noob. Oh now please tell me you did that ironically and on purpose.
@ the prez says "everybody" toolbag. Go away now.
"You deserve not to be listened to" is such a sick roast. Everybody knows the rules.
Dave out here wearing a bathrobe... Everybody knows the rules.
Is that the joke? That there are no rules? He just makes it up as he goes and it goes by his preference nothing else?
Scott finally does not struggle to open a Chicago pizza box. Never thought I'd see the day. Everybody knows the rules.
his name is robert paulson, everybody knows the rules
Kinda looked like they didn’t close it all the way. Pro move helping him out
Scott was funny enough to joke about for like a week... Petitioning to move on
@wjkrug sorry... but in my world, your petition is denied. Thinking back to those interactions still cracks me up, so I'm going to do what I enjoy doing, thanks.
@@JB-tw4xe your mother would be proud
Dave looking like he was styled by Action Bronson today
That's a pizza collaboration that needs to happen again.
For those wondering, that "not that expensive" coat is $250
I saw this! I saw this one, it's a classic. He eats the gum, turns into a giant blueberry, has to be squeezed and loses the contest.
Dave just went Bilbo Baggins on us "“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” Everybody who the hell knows the rules
Hi
After 20 years finally no struggle with the infamous Chicago box
A hole pizza review on Donte the Don. Everybody knows the rules
All that yapping for a 7.4 Everybody knows the rules!
wu tang .
Dave finally figured out how to open a Chicago-style pizza box.
Dave builds people's lives. Everybody knows the rules
Need to see Dave do Novel Pizza Cafe fr.
No one is surprised that ATM is still in the wall in Chicago?
After seeing him walk out with that coat, strangely I began to think of the younger brother in Christmas Story
One shaddy ATM everybody knows it has a skimmer
that ATM has seen some things in its lifetime
$4 service fee and it has the option to dispense $5 bills.
It's a hybrid of Neo and Tavernier style. You can tell by the appearance.
"I can't put my arms down!"
Randy
Dave dressed like he's about to visit the north pole.
I remember this joint! Used to work in the West Loop area and our company would have a luncheon there from time to time.
I might just be hungry but id eat that entire pizza easily
Dave's in full Snuggly mode.....
Dave is supremely generous. Everyone lives in his head rent-free.
lol what a weird rant, only to eat the entire slice, he really liked that Pizza.
ALRIGHT PIZZA REVIEW TIME
Ceelo Green called, he wants his coat back.
Love the channel, maybe start another one showing some of the process.
Have any of you ever seen or met anyone that just LOVES to hear themselves talk like this guy??…. GEEZUZ….
That sad bear eating pizza on the pizza box was a premonition to Dave eating the pizza with a wooly bear jacket
Dave wearing a tent everyone knows the horrible fashion rules
As a life long Chicago guy76 years old!There are a lot of great Izzy joints in the whole area!One problem is consistency!I think we have all run the gamut on this!Home run inone good one bad!Bies on archer not as good as beforePhils in bridgeview, pretty consistent needs more sauce,studots in Chicago,pretty darn good,more sauce there are hundreds more!The one thing I miss the most,hats with the lack of a good amount of fennel in the sausage!Such a great flavor,have we lost are taste buds!I am mostly polish but grew up with a lot of great Sicilian and Italainsan they made their sausage you could smell the fennel as son as you walked in!Memories!Vanuuccis pizza on Archer aroun Central Park,1950 s!Thomas A.Filiiak
Next time in Chicago area, try Grand Stand in Franklin Park
Oh Hell! It's Ralphie's little brother Randy from A Christmas Story doing pizza reviews! Everybody knows the rules!
Thought the same thing
Those oversized coats are the best! The pockets alone make them the best winter coat going!
Ha! I nailed it at 7.4 before he got there. I am beginning to learn of the Barstool ways. 🤣🤪
that's the first time I've seen Dave take that many bites of a slice and only give a 7.4!
That ATM has seen better days
The fact you haven’t done Pauley Gees Detroit style in Chicago is a crime. Absolute Detroit Olineman pie.
Dave's hand looks like the guys from Scary Movie 2
You know Dave put a skimmer on that ATM in the background. Nice dress Miami Boy.
Also shout out to the bear champ art on the box and wall!
Nice coat Dave everybody knows the rules 👍🇺🇸
Why the coat thing? Are you in Ontario?
The Michelin Man called. He wants his coat back.
What does Dave do with all the extra pizza?
Lusha Pizza on Lincoln Ave in Lakeview. You'll thank me later. Owners from Italy, moved to Chicago 2 yeara ago, making awesome pizza. Kind of a cross between NY style and something else.
The father was a baker there for 20 years. Awesome tiramisu.
Nicest people.
This is right near 2 places you gave high scores to.
Dave, can you suggest a good pizza in Sarasota Florida. We have tried and can't find anything better than a 5.1. Please help!!
New Haven style comes from Frank Pepe who is from Naples. He made some minor tweaks and cooked it in a coal oven. Coal ovens were cheap and popular at the time.
Top 10 in Portland OR in order:
1. Dimo's Apizza
2. Apizza Scholls
3. Ken's Artisan
3. Pizza Jerk
4. Vincenzo's Pizza
5. Cafe Olli (Roman Style)
6. Ranch PDX (Detroit Style)
7. Pizza Thief
8. Oven and Shaker
9. Life of Pie (Neopolitan)
10. Scotties
APizza scholls is still around? I thought they were canceled
Dave wearing the Monk-style coat.
lol wtf is that coat
You should try Main Street Exchange in Crete IL. It's about 30 miles south of Chicago and great pizza.
This guy looks like he’s about to go lobster fishing in the rain.
I love when Dave enjoys the pizza enough to not let it stop his ranting while he's shoving it in his mouth
Not only that, but the Don has also been pushing the same tech for 24 years - mouse traps
Dude housed that slice 😂
Nice onesie, Scott!
NEED TO TRY PIECE PIZZA IN WICKER PARK. CHICAGOS ONLY VERSION OF NEW HAVEN
Why does it say Davey Pageviews in the intro?
Dave looking like he going for a tour of Hoth after this review
That ATM has seen more muggings than Dave's done pizza reviews.
A sleeping bag with sleeves hmmm ladies will love it 😂
That is not wool or neopolitan
Most guys wearing those NFL sideline coats wear shoulder pads underneath.
No toppings?
SHOUT OUT 2 MY BOY THE BIZANATRIX 💪💯
00:07 - Dave was so anxious to start his Dante rant he cut off the intro music!
One small cheese pizza, everybody knows the rules.
The cold weather broke El Prez
One bite everybody knows the prez can’t handle the cold 🥶🍕
Your dad needs his jacket back lol
It's impressive how Dave never knows where he is at all times.
Dave is jacked in his jacket in chilly Chicago...everybody knows the rules
RIP 9.1 and above ratings 🍕🪦
In my immigrant Italian family, every kitchen's pizza was different. I didn't really like my own mother's pizza as much as I loved my uncle's and aunt's.
Gotta try Pizza Lobo next time you are in Chicago.
Try Vero's Pizza in Bloomington California
its twenty years now.
Does he start Neapolitan at 6.8 or that is basically the highest score he'd give a Neapolitan? I'm not sure that he even knows.
Dave...if you get up to Milwaukee try Marias Pizza! Super thin crust Old school southside institution! You'll love it!!!!
One scetchy ass ATM covered in graffiti, Dave's in the hood everyone knows the rules.
i feel bad for the ATM it looks abused and used
Is it always that jacket?
What if he rated the pizza without the one bite?
Still trying to figure out why the pizza in the title sequence is one Dave would probably rate in the low 6’s
I thought Dante was Dom of the Year for a sec.
Since you're already in Chicago you need to drive 3 hours south and try Quad City style pizza.
Definitely not Neapolitan. I love how he decides a pizzas neapolitan or not based on how floppy it is.