4 Years Ago Today Arguably The Most Famous Pizza Review Of All Time - Joe & Pat's Pizzeria

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  • @raff998
    @raff998 2 роки тому +7623

    From the "plasteeek" machine guy with the bloody nose, to the two guys complaining about the service, to "I fought a war for youse", and the crazy lady demanding a piece but refusing to be on camera, this review had it all. Nothing will ever top this one

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 2 роки тому +196

      Cheers mate, almost missed it when watching the vid

    • @MrYouarethecancer
      @MrYouarethecancer 2 роки тому +152

      You didn’t even mention the kid dabbing behind prez

    • @razrxo
      @razrxo 2 роки тому +31

      Plastique

    • @suckafish2754
      @suckafish2754 2 роки тому +54

      The review with the guy with no arms pulling the suitcase was pretty classic aswell

    • @dibsdibs3495
      @dibsdibs3495 2 роки тому +11

      @@suckafish2754 also the little Cesar’s one, everybody’s fat pizza pizza!

  • @valdezmaury467
    @valdezmaury467 2 роки тому +9591

    Dave being bombarded by NPCs is freakin’ priceless. He just can’t stop interacting with them 😂😂

    • @kevinleary8542
      @kevinleary8542 2 роки тому +84

      Lmmfao such an under rated comment

    • @QueenLaQueefa
      @QueenLaQueefa 2 роки тому +45

      NPCs lol

    • @brett6204
      @brett6204 2 роки тому +19

      What are NPCs

    • @valdezmaury467
      @valdezmaury467 2 роки тому +117

      @@brett6204 non playable characters, like pedestrians in video games like GTA or shop owners in Zelda

    • @adrienm3687
      @adrienm3687 2 роки тому +36

      They are real people.

  • @ParkorPlays
    @ParkorPlays Рік тому +1216

    My absolute favorite part of this review is:
    “I was nice enough to give you that idea”
    “It’s not my pizza place!” 😂😂😂

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому +2

      Lol tru

    • @mikeboshko2623
      @mikeboshko2623 Рік тому +10

      I like the "plastique machine" guy coming out of nowhere 😅. It's all good stuff

    • @KMC1367
      @KMC1367 7 місяців тому +1

      You are so right! You can’t make this up! This is gold!!!

    • @Chitown312
      @Chitown312 3 місяці тому

      I never been to NY but this is exactly what I imagine when I think of NY, I wouldn’t be surprised if everybody needs xanex smoothies to start the day 🥤 🍊 💊 😂

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 2 місяці тому

      4:56

  • @caedmander
    @caedmander Рік тому +1152

    Fact is, food tastes better when you feel like you earned it, and this man fought a battle against chaos to eat a slice.

    • @vinny-zm5vo
      @vinny-zm5vo Рік тому +1

      nah that’s not a fact. makes no difference. but i guess you had to make something up so your punchline had a place to land.

    • @caedmander
      @caedmander Рік тому +41

      @@vinny-zm5vo umm, are you ok? You seem to have taken this throwaway comment a little personally. Tho I do agree, not my best work.

    • @Sarku1995
      @Sarku1995 Рік тому +8

      ​@@vinny-zm5voit's not that deep buddy

    • @fposmith
      @fposmith Рік тому +2

      Yes, but that time delay added to the "Pizza Flop" !

    • @uncklebuckle6859
      @uncklebuckle6859 11 місяців тому +3

      @@vinny-zm5voc’mon, Vinny - that was actually a pretty good comment. Let me get you a drink.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +3007

    This is ACTUALLY an accurate representation of a dream

    • @paulgreengod
      @paulgreengod Рік тому +73

      NYC is more like a nightmare

    • @Beau4824
      @Beau4824 Рік тому +27

      This is a melatonin dream 😂

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому +3

      Life is a dreem❤

    • @Smok3_710
      @Smok3_710 Рік тому +12

      Plasteek Machine

    • @aaronzigelbaum
      @aaronzigelbaum Рік тому +2

      my favorite is the guy with the dried flowers who sneers at the camera

  • @WoodnessGoodness
    @WoodnessGoodness Рік тому +221

    I am literally rolling on the ground. Dave just being himself gets me every time!

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому

      Tru, dave is the glue to makes this project work

    • @bryanlosen3262
      @bryanlosen3262 10 місяців тому +6

      You aren't literally rolling on the ground. You are figuratively rolling on the ground. Did you get all dirty and scuffed up from rolling on the ground? I bet not...

    • @_vakas
      @_vakas 6 місяців тому

      ​@bryanlosen3262 this guy some kind of observationalist?

    • @mrdgg949
      @mrdgg949 5 місяців тому

      Doubt it

    • @westonsmith7772
      @westonsmith7772 Місяць тому +1

      you rolled on the ground? For what?

  • @zephead4835
    @zephead4835 2 роки тому +1007

    "I fought a war for you's." That takes it over the top. And thank you for your service sir.

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 2 роки тому +143

      That old WW2 vet took 1 look at Dave and knew he was Jewish and help freed his ancestors lol

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative 2 роки тому +58

      That guy was 100% lying, lol

    • @soso-mx8nb
      @soso-mx8nb 2 роки тому +12

      @@StewartLucrative how do you 100% know that?

    • @MaximeTanti
      @MaximeTanti 2 роки тому +18

      @@soso-mx8nb it's an internet 100%, which is about equivalent to a scientific 32%

    • @Syn410
      @Syn410 2 роки тому +14

      @@soso-mx8nb Because he would have to be over 100 years old for it to be true

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener 2 роки тому +2406

    This has me rolling every time I see it. Holy cow it was chaotic.

    • @TheMindfulHomestead
      @TheMindfulHomestead 2 роки тому +14

      Plasteek machine? 😂

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +1

      Grow big ❤️

    • @seize3
      @seize3 2 роки тому +16

      This is exactly how NY is

    • @bigvito69
      @bigvito69 2 роки тому +1

      Where did you roll to?

    • @7deadlysloths
      @7deadlysloths 2 роки тому +1

      Then you have never been to NYC before. Wasn't a big deal at all tbh.

  • @aureliastone8671
    @aureliastone8671 Рік тому +183

    “You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but that lady I hate her!” I’m dying

  • @danielgrabowski5436
    @danielgrabowski5436 2 роки тому +2930

    Frankie is a PRO for not just keeping the camera on point, but skillfully transitioning between street creatures and Dave's reaction. If there's some kind of award for this type of production, give the kid a nomination.

    • @May2320101
      @May2320101 2 роки тому +95

      Street creatures… most underrated comment ever!!

    • @1bls
      @1bls 2 роки тому +33

      Street creatures bahahahahah, seriously that shit is funny

    • @ladscrimpton8590
      @ladscrimpton8590 2 роки тому +23

      You picked the perfect words lmfao "street creatures" hahahaha

    • @synzofwar515
      @synzofwar515 2 роки тому +15

      “Street creatures.” 😂😂

    • @lilslick72591
      @lilslick72591 2 роки тому +4

      Frankie is a legend

  • @karlmadl
    @karlmadl 2 роки тому +908

    So much rewatch value with this one. Notice at 1:57 you can see our WW2 veteran who then takes almost a minute to walk 10 feet into the shot

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 2 роки тому +208

      Dude, he fought for you’s.

    • @Thomipangang
      @Thomipangang 2 роки тому +50

      He probably just stopped to watch what was happening as he walked pretty fast when he was in shot.

    • @vancearama
      @vancearama 2 роки тому +104

      Actor was waiting for his cue

    • @DrayDrayn
      @DrayDrayn Рік тому +28

      @@vancearama nuh he probably was having a conversation with those two guys who just came out wondering what the service was like cause he was about to go in. You could see him trying to have a conversation with the two as they were trying to go by.

    • @UnEviLGaming
      @UnEviLGaming Рік тому +2

      NO WAY 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thomaspaquette9991
    @thomaspaquette9991 Рік тому +101

    When Dave looks down at the pizza after the guys said they didn’t get their food. Priceless

    • @bradleymcdonald6273
      @bradleymcdonald6273 Рік тому +1

      When does that happen?

    • @BillyHudson1
      @BillyHudson1 5 місяців тому

      @@bradleymcdonald6273 dog its a 5 minute video what happened to your barin

    • @zachporter8864
      @zachporter8864 5 місяців тому

      "barin"​@@BillyHudson1

    • @thegreatgonzo6073
      @thegreatgonzo6073 4 місяці тому +1

      @@BillyHudson1it literally didn’t happen. That’s why he asked.

  • @irsute8833
    @irsute8833 2 роки тому +1002

    That review was really incredible. It feels like a scene at the theatre.

    • @Umkarz
      @Umkarz 2 роки тому +1

      David Lynch’s Pizza and Milkshakes is just in front... Could explain some of it.

    • @martinvanburen4578
      @martinvanburen4578 Рік тому +5

      it had a WWII vet, a crazy zombie man with a bleeding nose and the woman adding a chorus, this was like a dream movie and the gay couple brought it all back to reality

    • @gurusheat3506
      @gurusheat3506 Рік тому

      dont be suprised if it was .. anything for clout

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic Рік тому

      @@gurusheat3506 calm down

    • @DeltaAssaultGaming
      @DeltaAssaultGaming Рік тому

      Theater

  • @Zarzar22
    @Zarzar22 2 роки тому +1206

    Whoever did the casting for this really hit the mark. Fantastic actors, and none I've seen before. Definitely some diamonds in the rough in the indie scene

  • @SpinningBacKflst
    @SpinningBacKflst Рік тому +240

    SNL writers could never storm up something so comedically fkng brilliant 😆

    • @animal0mother
      @animal0mother 6 місяців тому +9

      SNL has been pretty rarely funny in >10 years.

    • @ikekissel572
      @ikekissel572 6 місяців тому +2

      @@animal0motherindeed

    • @andrewferguson8032
      @andrewferguson8032 3 місяці тому

      One interruption per second, everyone knows the rules

  • @Buzazu
    @Buzazu 2 роки тому +463

    This is not just a review anymore, this is culture

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому +1

      A most famous anthopologist portnoy is

    • @EllensCabinets14k
      @EllensCabinets14k 10 місяців тому

      😂😂FACTS. First thing I do whenever I get a bloody nose is I go up to the first person I see and ask for Plasteek Masheen. Some well cultured individuals get it

    • @franciscogonzalezherreras550
      @franciscogonzalezherreras550 9 місяців тому

      More like real scenery… bums crazies and freeloaders…

  • @ryangies4798
    @ryangies4798 2 роки тому +357

    Shows what it’s like to stand still on busy corner block in NYC. Most people are rushing to get somewhere, even the tourists who generally don’t know where they’re going…but if you stand back on a busy block and just observe, this is what you see in the span of 6 minutes. Honestly, it gets even crazier at times yet the interactions of interesting people are the same. 25 year resident, nearly my entire adult life in this madhouse of a city :)

    • @toeey1
      @toeey1 2 роки тому +4

      Probably why I long for less and less city life as I get older.

    • @snakecat586
      @snakecat586 2 роки тому

      Shit hole. to many assholes coming down to Florida from here.

    • @ColonelBloodyKurtz
      @ColonelBloodyKurtz 2 роки тому +36

      New Yorkers are literally GTA npc's 😂

    • @jacobsmith6136
      @jacobsmith6136 2 роки тому +4

      I can’t even imagine living surrounded by concrete for 25 years without having been sentenced to prison.

    • @Impact009
      @Impact009 2 роки тому +9

      This is why I hate being in NYC. When I try to mind my own business, people go out of there way to bother me, sometimes physically. It's obviously a minority, but the sheer volume of people makes that minority happen every few minutes. It's like the physical ones are begging to be decked.

  • @Cookieboymonster1962
    @Cookieboymonster1962 7 місяців тому +22

    I've see this several times over the past few months and it actually gets funnier with each subsequent viewing. I love the WW2 veteran standing off to the side waiting for his turn in the spotlight.

  • @acanadianeh8344
    @acanadianeh8344 2 роки тому +661

    I'd love a whole series of Dave just interacting with the public

    • @Jas-D
      @Jas-D 2 роки тому +14

      That's pretty much what half these reviews are anyway 😂

    • @candeezymarie9827
      @candeezymarie9827 2 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

  • @WillEatsPlants
    @WillEatsPlants 2 роки тому +311

    I’ve seen this review maybe 5 times and it still makes me happy

  • @bobbyg7102
    @bobbyg7102 2 роки тому +1570

    Laugh my ass off everytime I see this review. Great cast of characters!

    • @Shroomunati
      @Shroomunati 2 роки тому +12

      You kinda felt bad for Dave just a little

    • @frankrosemeck9898
      @frankrosemeck9898 2 роки тому +29

      The difference between real life and fiction is - fiction has to make sense.

    • @charlesbarkley223
      @charlesbarkley223 2 роки тому +6

      Dave loves the gays

    • @rabes1981
      @rabes1981 2 роки тому +4

      Frankie, what's goin' on here?

    • @eddiez1247
      @eddiez1247 Рік тому +1

      Its not a cast of a movie, those were real addicts and homeless people.

  • @jays4946
    @jays4946 2 роки тому +345

    This can be used as a time capsule 100 years from now. It has everything

    • @pegtor700
      @pegtor700 Рік тому +2

      This is the video we show aliens

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 5 місяців тому +30

    Is nobody mentioning the kid who dabbed at 2:28? Everything else’s happening in the video but that puts the icing on the cake for me.

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 2 роки тому +607

    There's no way plastique machine man is still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever, everybody knows the rules.

    • @hisroyalhighness8566
      @hisroyalhighness8566 2 роки тому +97

      Rest easy Plastique da machine guy we hardly knew you

    • @jackmiddleton2080
      @jackmiddleton2080 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure that is the blood of a man who got black out drunk and fell on his face.

    • @tylerp3327
      @tylerp3327 2 роки тому +42

      Up in Heaven, still looking for the plastique machine 🙏

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 роки тому +26

      @@tylerp3327 I'd like to think that if there is a heaven then he found the plastique machine there.

    • @thewerd1982
      @thewerd1982 2 роки тому +56

      He was trying to tell the world about the machine he invented to solve the worlds plastic problem. This was his one shot to reach millions but the boys at big plastic got to him just before and beat him to an inch of his life. People say he was drunk but really he was just severely concussed and English isn’t his first language. Anyways without him and his wonderful plastic machine humanity is doomed. We could’ve had it all, our empire of dirt, but he let us down…. Everyone knows the rules….

  • @conorcasey7058
    @conorcasey7058 2 роки тому +148

    This is honestly hilariously funny. Was like watching a scene from the Office

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому +8

      Portnoy is both Jim and Micheal at same time

  • @lethrneck4
    @lethrneck4 Рік тому +43

    The old guy out of no where talking about WW2 had me dying ..I can see why Frankie couldn’t contain himself after that haha “my pleasure”!

  • @nosteponsnek2617
    @nosteponsnek2617 2 роки тому +62

    Its just like standing still in a GTA game long enough and hearing all the random NPC convos as they stroll by.

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 роки тому

      Dave could have done GTA missions around "Liberty City"(Manhattan) where he has to deliver 5 pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes......lollollol!!!!

  • @brantgrace9354
    @brantgrace9354 2 роки тому +297

    I think there should be a revisit to this location after that roller coaster of a review 😂😂

    • @irvingmarmolejo9713
      @irvingmarmolejo9713 2 роки тому +1

      Definitely 💀

    • @kinghitthisbloke9527
      @kinghitthisbloke9527 2 роки тому +20

      Definitely not, got to know when to leave a memory a memory. Going back will have too high of an expectation and this was most certainly a once in a lifetime experience

    • @Herk_Derp_20
      @Herk_Derp_20 2 роки тому +11

      No way. No revisits, everyone knows the rules

    • @tylerp3327
      @tylerp3327 2 роки тому

      @@Herk_Derp_20 the place with the shitty hostess got a revisit lol

  • @martyott671
    @martyott671 8 місяців тому +12

    This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mtuncrr
      @mtuncrr 8 місяців тому

      lol this is one of the craziest videos Ive ever saw

  • @MC-dz8be
    @MC-dz8be Рік тому +97

    I never noticed before but at 1:53 you can see the world war 2 veteran standing to the side lol almost like he's waiting for his que 😂

    • @soccerfc123
      @soccerfc123 5 місяців тому +13

      Waiting for his cutscene to start

    • @manhalen7046
      @manhalen7046 5 місяців тому +2

      I thought that was Robert DeNiro lol

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 4 місяці тому

      Maybe this was staged

  • @NickTarterOKC
    @NickTarterOKC 2 роки тому +57

    This was like a scene straight out of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Crazy!

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 2 роки тому +11

      _The Gang Reviews a Pizza_
      ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

  • @nikolaecm
    @nikolaecm Рік тому +29

    how did i not discover you before, the first 3 minutes are a shakespeartype level of play, the old pal who fought in ww2 topped it off perfectly, thanks for cheering me up

  • @TheMillennialGardener
    @TheMillennialGardener 2 роки тому +67

    I’m petitioning for a sequel. Same cast of characters. No re-casts. Let the pizza cool some more. Redemption Review 2.0. LET’S GO!

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 2 роки тому +252

    This is the classic pizza review. It has everything and Dave handles it all like a pro. It is perfection from start to finish. ❤️ from Bristol, England.

    • @ShtanleyH
      @ShtanleyH 2 роки тому +2

      Up the Bristol. What's your fav Pizza here lad? I'm allergic to cheese so can't even eat half of them ffs

    • @whipasnaper
      @whipasnaper 2 роки тому +8

      @@ShtanleyH that's like an diabetic asking where's the best sweet shop

    • @vantheman1238
      @vantheman1238 2 роки тому

      @@ShtanleyH try pizza on the park Berkeley Square 👍

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 2 роки тому

      Bristol is full of specks bums

  • @ezzz42
    @ezzz42 7 місяців тому +7

    whoever staged this scene it was perfect, everyone hit there mark. From all the foot traffic zig zagging by to everyone getting there lines in at the right moment, no one really talked over each other, everyone interrupted dave at there assigined moment, was beautiful to see and Dave as always kept his composure and didnt get flustered and got it done. excellent job by the cameraman, even the laugh was cue'd correct, amazing, flawless execution. Bravo

  • @fuckclover9280
    @fuckclover9280 2 роки тому +195

    It’s like he fell into the New York portal 🤣 this review always gives me a laugh

  • @everythingnestalgia5873
    @everythingnestalgia5873 2 роки тому +191

    I was laughing so hard, but when the war vet showed up I lost it. This was hilarious 🤣

    • @DaveS71
      @DaveS71 Рік тому +11

      I fought a war for youse!

    • @yojimboflm
      @yojimboflm Рік тому +7

      My pleasure 😂

    • @zietara
      @zietara 10 місяців тому

      He asked his question in Polish so not sure if a war vet

    • @do_yeets
      @do_yeets 5 місяців тому

      @@yojimboflm Thats the part that has me rolling lmao like he works at chick fil a "My pleasure" lmao

  • @chandler6443
    @chandler6443 5 місяців тому +5

    3 straight minutes of non-stop interruptions this video deserves an award

  • @alexsuarez7017
    @alexsuarez7017 2 роки тому +111

    This was literally the first review I watched from barstool and I was dying laughing! I come back to this video every few months just to see the madness. I mean what in the random hell 🤣 "I fought a war for you's!" Like wtf is happening lmao "terrible pizza!" "Just offer me a slice!!" So much happened and I'm from Texas but I now understand a New York minute lol 😂

  • @dilladonuts8215
    @dilladonuts8215 2 роки тому +117

    That war vet said “my pleasure” after being thanked for his service like he brought in his neighbors newspaper

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 2 роки тому +39

      dude was probably 10 years old in 1943

    • @sabrifilms198
      @sabrifilms198 2 роки тому +6

      @@kind2311 Yeahh he looks kind a young for a ww2 vet but possibly vietnam

    • @jadong8989
      @jadong8989 2 роки тому

      Old man swag off the charts.

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 2 роки тому +5

      @@sabrifilms198 He's even pushing it for Korean war age. Vietnam sounds more likely, although he'd have been one of the older soldiers/marines/airmen/sailors there.

    • @sabrifilms198
      @sabrifilms198 2 роки тому

      @@kind2311 Yeah must have been cause WW2 was almost 80 years ago and he had to have been at least like 15 during the war so idk.

  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler Рік тому +17

    Love this every time I see it. The most New York video of all time.

    • @mattenice024
      @mattenice024 6 місяців тому +1

      its just missing the ninja turtles popping up from the sewer

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 2 роки тому +14

    The first two minutes is the most perfect display of life in New York.

  • @seraphimvulture
    @seraphimvulture 2 роки тому +44

    The way this score escalated from 8.4 to 9.3 on the next couple slices makes me wonder how many other places just needed one more slice to get a better score.

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 2 роки тому

      None..

    • @jjdjdub34
      @jjdjdub34 2 роки тому +3

      they could revamp the show as a second series. Second slice, everyone knows the new rules.

  • @jackpytleski7750
    @jackpytleski7750 5 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious!!! Frankie cracking up behind camera had me belly laughing!!😂

  • @geraltofrivia3344
    @geraltofrivia3344 2 роки тому +391

    I’ve watched this review over the last two weeks prolly ten times lmao it’s so crazy. It’s like a spawn point for npc’s in an elder scrolls game that talk automatically when you’re near them lmao I half expected somebody to walk by and ask Dave if he “gets to the cloud district very often” 😂😂🤦‍♂️

    • @zacknight9137
      @zacknight9137 2 роки тому +8

      So… you’re an alchemist then

    • @microtasker
      @microtasker 2 роки тому +11

      I was once a pizza reviewer like you... then I took a plastic machine to the knee.

    • @guardian8903
      @guardian8903 Рік тому

      The scrub fowls are hatching again

    • @markhill8150
      @markhill8150 Рік тому +1

      Need something?

  • @johngauthier725
    @johngauthier725 2 роки тому +38

    This is an all-time great....probably the best review I've seen...you couldn't make this stuff up. What a classic bunch of characters

  • @RogerGabbe
    @RogerGabbe Рік тому +6

    This review turned into a comedy show, it was awesome

  • @AndyPresto75
    @AndyPresto75 2 роки тому +29

    This is one of the best things I've seen in ages. It's amazing that he composed himself long enough to actually do a review of Lanza's, aka Joe & Pat's Pizzeria. 10/10!

  • @MeltedSundae
    @MeltedSundae 2 роки тому +12

    “You shouldn’t hate homeless people, but I f**ing hate that lady“ lmao

  • @soulbound4998
    @soulbound4998 6 місяців тому +4

    “I fought a war for you!” “Atta boy!” 😂

  • @craigmcalpin491
    @craigmcalpin491 2 роки тому +34

    Everything you need to get that New York vibe is in this review! Perfect!

  • @anthonycecutti4455
    @anthonycecutti4455 Рік тому +115

    It’s because you had the box closed for too long (because of all the interruptions). It started to get soggy with all the steam being kept in the box. Once you opened it up, the soggy pizza evaporated and you had your perfect pie. Not the restaurants fault.

    • @SeamlessFab
      @SeamlessFab Рік тому +23

      Settle down bro

    • @chefalbert223
      @chefalbert223 Рік тому +5

      @@SeamlessFabforreal lmfao

    • @savedfaves
      @savedfaves Рік тому +4

      @@SeamlessFab Not only is he settled, but he's speaking facts bro

    • @steveismean
      @steveismean Рік тому +1

      @@SeamlessFab Daniels, is that you?

  • @jbshbsskskhbs6713
    @jbshbsskskhbs6713 Рік тому +2

    greatest review of all time, keep coming back to this every now and again when I need a laugh

  • @boijorzee
    @boijorzee 2 роки тому +30

    The best 5 minutes of film ever recorded. It had everything, comedy, drama and delicious pizza.

  • @TortekMr
    @TortekMr 2 роки тому +358

    We all miss Frankie, everybody knows this is an old time classic

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 роки тому +23

      Thank God Frankie was behind the camera for this one

    • @Frankymmaz9097
      @Frankymmaz9097 2 роки тому +4

      What happened to Frankie

    • @GT-mn3bx
      @GT-mn3bx 2 роки тому +4

      Where's Frankie?

    • @ZuutNewt
      @ZuutNewt 2 роки тому

      @@Frankymmaz9097 starved to death

    • @Frankymmaz9097
      @Frankymmaz9097 2 роки тому +2

      @@ZuutNewt that's horrible 😢! I love the Pizza review videos but I have never seen Frankie

  • @crunkalac
    @crunkalac Рік тому +2

    This is maybe the best video on UA-cam

  • @DzekoVelez
    @DzekoVelez 2 роки тому +36

    This is why frankie is the GOAT. Because he always captures every moment PERFECTLY.

    • @souldesire5932
      @souldesire5932 2 роки тому

      goodness..Wow, almost shocking..I can only imagine how things are when the camera is off. Why are people watching this channel, for someone to talk about pizza? Didn't offer a homeless guy bleeding a slice, nor a person that seems to be really hungry unless they got on camera..You have to be on camera to give someone a slice? Goodness, that's a bit cold. Didn't offer, and didn't even try to give even when that person was practically begging..
      Forcing someone who is homeless or doesn't want to be on camera to give them a slice..All you care about is a show reviewing pizza and clout..You truly need Jesus and need to repent, you may be gaining followers in this world, but not heading to a good place spiritually based on this video. We all can be selfish and of course sin and have our own motives, but this a painful to watch as an example to others.

  • @andrewc2388
    @andrewc2388 2 роки тому +60

    You couldnt script something better than this, 10/10

    • @iloveyouamberappel
      @iloveyouamberappel 2 роки тому

      Yes, yes you could. You could script anything

    • @jackmiddleton2080
      @jackmiddleton2080 2 роки тому +1

      @@iloveyouamberappel Like this. You could script this.

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj 2 роки тому

      iloveyouamberappel yeah but would it better than authentic craziness? Nope my guy

    • @NoName-py5xs
      @NoName-py5xs 2 роки тому

      @@iloveyouamberappel the meaning of that sentence flew right over ur head....Ofcourse u can practically script anything, but he ment to say whatever u scritp, it cant be as good as this random authentic craziness

    • @iloveyouamberappel
      @iloveyouamberappel 2 роки тому

      @@NoName-py5xs It didn't fly over my head. It's a stupid saying that doesn't truly make sense. I disagree that it "can't be as good as this random authentic craziness". I believe a person with enough creativity could plan this whole but and it could come off as authentic. I believe a person could come up with better craziness and it still come off as authentic to the viewer

  • @beesea105
    @beesea105 4 місяці тому +2

    The way dude just walked up asking for plastic machine 😂😂😂😂

    • @egomaniac247
      @egomaniac247 3 місяці тому

      Guessing he was asking Dave to take him to a ATM to get him some cash lol?!

  • @sta
    @sta 2 роки тому +107

    absolute classic

    • @calbonar211
      @calbonar211 2 роки тому +2

      The two old guys complaining about the service killed me

  • @EMAN00619
    @EMAN00619 2 роки тому +20

    Definitely great example of NYC wildlife.

  • @jentealwaves
    @jentealwaves 5 місяців тому +1

    This is a fever dream. And I cannot stop laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BostonsF1nest
    @BostonsF1nest 2 роки тому +448

    The best part of this was the old guy:
    “I fought a war for you’s”
    “You did ? Thank you for your service”
    “My pleasure” 😂 😂

    • @MarudeR32
      @MarudeR32 2 роки тому +7

      He said: "OK. My pleasure." It's right there in the video.

    • @jack36afc18
      @jack36afc18 2 роки тому +19

      “Attaboy”

    • @nickpapagiorgio9872
      @nickpapagiorgio9872 2 роки тому +1

      @@MarudeR32 word Nazi

    • @IANFLEGAS
      @IANFLEGAS 2 роки тому +8

      fist bump sealed it

    • @imkool51391
      @imkool51391 2 роки тому +7

      That guy did NOT fight in WW2 he would be like 95 years old that guy ain't that old

  • @johndamario2546
    @johndamario2546 2 роки тому +35

    Dave and Frankie really delivered one of the best food/pizza reviews to ever touch the internet 😂

  • @MKF30
    @MKF30 9 місяців тому +2

    Dave was probably thinking Good Lord Only in NYC... 😅

  • @tiffanyi5645
    @tiffanyi5645 Рік тому +7

    Lmaooo I’m only 2 minutes in and this is too classic!! The guy who said “Horirble! Worst experience of my life” took me tf out!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 9 місяців тому +1

      Underrated part.😂

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 2 роки тому +139

    All time classic. I hope the “Plas-teek”machine man is doing okay 😂

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 роки тому +27

      There is absolutely no way he's still alive but we have this video to remember him by forever.

    • @Swoozy724
      @Swoozy724 2 роки тому +5

      @@Woozlewuzzleable haha I must say I agree. His chances of still being alive are slim to none. God bless him, wherever he may be 😂

    • @109scooterman
      @109scooterman 2 роки тому +8

      I'm pretty sure the guy was Polish because he asks "to tutaj okay" which means is here okay for the plastic machine. Still don't know what the plastic machine could possibly be but he was looking for it around that area 😂

    • @VaxWax-z5y
      @VaxWax-z5y 2 роки тому +8

      @@109scooterman probably a machine to put plastic bottles in

    • @109scooterman
      @109scooterman 2 роки тому +4

      @@VaxWax-z5y I think you are right probably looking for a deposit

  • @XOY321
    @XOY321 8 місяців тому +1

    By some margin the best review ever. LIFE.

  • @thebeesknees9954
    @thebeesknees9954 2 роки тому +35

    Dave is one of the funniest people to watch have a strange interaction with somebody, trying to navigate himself thru all that was hilarious.

  • @morrid17
    @morrid17 2 роки тому +55

    This has always been my favorite review! I had no idea it was this popular with everyone else. Dave needs more quality interruptions like these!

    • @BrokeMalone
      @BrokeMalone 2 роки тому +4

      thats like saying u didnt know the song u listen to all day is #1 on the billboard top 100

  • @chrishealton3830
    @chrishealton3830 Місяць тому +1

    “I don’t know what the hells going on” 🤣

  • @baxter326
    @baxter326 2 роки тому +92

    Most action-packed pizza review in history!

  • @Jen-zk9se
    @Jen-zk9se 2 роки тому +11

    This is another level of chaotic and I love it so fucking much 😂

  • @Yup2030
    @Yup2030 Рік тому +1

    That was awesome, every personality under the sun involved.

  • @kylemaynard3758
    @kylemaynard3758 Рік тому +22

    This is probably my tenth time watching this one and I just laughed the hardest yut! The fact it happened to Dave makes it HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 роки тому +11

    never gets old

  • @marcoiacobuzio4075
    @marcoiacobuzio4075 2 роки тому +14

    It is the greatest most fucking hilarious pizza review video ever I'm running out of words to describe it......it should be celebrated every year from now on!!!

  • @AA38063
    @AA38063 2 роки тому +8

    Love the respect for the war vet he was clearly annoyed at the homeless women but held it together nicely to hear out the vet then showed respect great stuff

  • @citrine65
    @citrine65 5 місяців тому +1

    "Thank you for your service"
    "My pleasure" 😂

  • @edhernandez8523
    @edhernandez8523 2 роки тому +11

    I've actually never seen this review but I will forever be a Dave P fan just because of how he kept this interview going and when he shouldn't have and the ending that was so funny

  • @georgesagan
    @georgesagan Рік тому +6

    That’s time traveller Dave. The plasteek Machina is the time machine. 0:50

  • @nrdigitalstudios
    @nrdigitalstudios Рік тому

    Yo this just comes across as a skit lmaoo loved the chaos and all of the new characters just spawning in and out of the shot

  • @jboggs3275
    @jboggs3275 2 роки тому +41

    Man that was wild as hell shit going on everywhere 😂 it was like a pizza flash mob 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @frankf4765
    @frankf4765 2 роки тому +92

    I’m convinced this was all scripted and all those people are actors. The timing in this video is perfect. Hilarious

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +6

      (New York, any day of the week)

    • @Liasos88
      @Liasos88 2 роки тому +15

      1:57 The WW2 vet is waiting for his queue haha

    • @augustus8
      @augustus8 2 роки тому +6

      @@Liasos88 lurking in the back like an npc

    • @robert039
      @robert039 2 роки тому +2

      @@Liasos88 bro I’m Cracking up 😂

    • @mercuryfillings8576
      @mercuryfillings8576 2 роки тому

      NY

  • @jasonian328
    @jasonian328 3 місяці тому +1

    lol. Dave Portnoys reactions are classic! This is my first actual video of Dave and it’s awesome!

  • @aprcuulestdude9076
    @aprcuulestdude9076 2 роки тому +83

    After all this time I just realized that the homeless dude was trying to find a recycling machine that gives money for donating bottles. Such wisdom but not articulate enough to pass it on. Hope you found the machine man, hope you found it.

    • @imdointhis
      @imdointhis 2 роки тому +2

      The comment I was looking for. Had no idea what that guy was talking about. Thanks

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 2 роки тому +2

      That's what I thought, think he was Eastern European or something

    • @lnt7819
      @lnt7819 Рік тому

      @@turnip5359 he was talking in french I believe.

    • @tgvinfinite2607
      @tgvinfinite2607 Рік тому +1

      oh thats actually a bit sad

    • @tgvinfinite2607
      @tgvinfinite2607 Рік тому +1

      i too hope that he found the machine

  • @JBugz777
    @JBugz777 2 роки тому +8

    Best spontanous moment in internet history.

  • @spursnation4737
    @spursnation4737 4 місяці тому +2

    Dave: "Joe & Pat's"
    Dude walks out behind him at the most perfect timing: "HORRIBLE!"
    LMFAO that kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brennandownhill
    @brennandownhill 2 роки тому +8

    To this day I am convinced this episode was directed by David Lynch.

    • @eamonwright7488
      @eamonwright7488 2 роки тому +1

      The bag lady screams randomly: "Nothing I hate worse than a warm coke, MAKES ME WANNA FUCKIN PUKE!"

  • @toadsage4061
    @toadsage4061 2 роки тому +8

    This is legitimately the review that got me to watch every review before and after.

  • @jimmyh453
    @jimmyh453 8 місяців тому +1

    Dude the guy that randomly walked up and said “I fought a war for you” 😭😭😭

  • @ptrckdevine
    @ptrckdevine 2 роки тому +4

    2:05 Joe and franky had me dying

  • @adriana2567
    @adriana2567 2 роки тому +12

    "Plasteek machine" Guy was 100% from Poland and said "is it here, ok?"

    • @GusFogle
      @GusFogle 2 роки тому

      That actually raises even more questions...

  • @void________
    @void________ 5 місяців тому +1

    More chaotic reviews please! Don't forget the comments about passer-bys.😂

  • @ItsFrankieBoy
    @ItsFrankieBoy 2 роки тому +16

    You couldnt write a better, more entertaining review. No matter how many times i watch this i die laughing lol

  • @argonunya8751
    @argonunya8751 2 роки тому +12

    I grew up on Joe & Pat's pizza in SI. It was our local / "go to" pizzeria. I even worked there for a few months as a kid. Although I haven't had it in decades, I remember it being really good pizza. I always found it a little acidic. Mozzarella was (is?) placed on in chunks. Yum!.

    • @daviddeconinck499
      @daviddeconinck499 Рік тому

      I went to Joe and Pats Staten island july 2023 its still phenomenal our fave in ny

    • @wullaballoo2642
      @wullaballoo2642 5 місяців тому

      Chunks is the best way to do it, not a thick carpet of cheap greasy cheese, that makes soggy pizza. That pizza looked perfect

  • @gregslav6755
    @gregslav6755 Рік тому +2

    “Shit, regroup”! Lol

  • @darbybarker36
    @darbybarker36 2 роки тому +6

    My Boy was so upset when Dave didn't know where the plasteek machine was. I felt that.

  • @1dog2cats5
    @1dog2cats5 2 роки тому +4

    At 3:23 a girl walks by and says “Ya well your a cheater” This review has absolutely EVERYTHING

  • @WhimsicalShark
    @WhimsicalShark Рік тому +1

    This is the most Elder Scrolls non-Elder Scrolls thing ever. The NPCs, the interruptions with no context, the dialogue.