I am so embarrassed for Laura. She arrogantly got on the phone saying how special she is to her God, then when tested, regurgitated the same "feelings over facts" nonsense as every other theist. 🤢🤮
I actually prefer her nonsense over someone who is so mentally ill they actually are hallucinating being in direct personal communication with a deity! Because that person is unhinged and possibly if not certainly Dangerous!
"I have to get rid of the selfishness and pride... so that the god of the universe will appear before me after i call him." This is just false humility.
It seems to me that false humility is everywhere, because there are great many things that people can be proud of. Believers are proud of their faith, atheists are proud of their doubts and agnostics are proud of their ability and courage to say "we dont know".
The main difference between believers and non-believers is magical thinking. It comes from a desire that there is some magical power out there that will save you from the responsibilities of life.
@jafco9 No, the difference is that Believers are forgiven and redeemed sinners because of faith in Christ and Him crucified and resurrected and non-believers are unforgiven and unredeemed sinners because of their lack of faith or non-existent faith in Christ. Unless they correct that, they will bear the full burden of responsibility for their own punishment for their own sins - which is everlasting death apart and outside of God's Kingdom.
@@wwlib5390They FEEL forgiven and “redeemed” because they’ve been emotionally conditioned to think so. Even though there’s no way to demonstrate any actual forgiveness or redemption or what they’ve been forgiven/redeemed for. Other than the “crimes” of Adam/Eve who were created to do exactly what they what they did. They need to feel forgiven/redeemed for gods incompetence. Like the first guy said it’s magical thinking. All subjective to the feelings of the individual. Because according to other religions you aren’t forgiven and will still be punished.
As it says in the Gospel of Orange Julius, "When God sends his people, he's not sending the best . . . they have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems.They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people."
God's interview process: Applicant: I'm interested in becoming a spokesperson for you. God: Can you speak words out loud? Applicant: Yes God: You're hired!
''My god has ALL the answers. '' 😌 "Okay, tell me one of the answers.'' 🤔 "My god doesn't have to tell YOU." 😏 "Na na na naa naa Neener neener nee ner" 😝
They just punked her. Lol. Its so laughable when christians assume we would be so gullable to just believe their ridiculous magical claims without any scrutiny.
When asked to pick the number Caller said "God doesn't play games" If God is real then yes God DOES because God is Playing the greatest game of Hide & Seek ever.
Because she purifies her heart and is precise. OBVIOUSLY. Every kid with a terminal illness, or starving or being abused, they may have prayed, but their hearts weren’t as pure as her’s and/or they could NEVER be precise. It never occurred to them or anyone who loved them to be specific, like “Please can I no longer have this terminal illness.” Or they get specific but they’re shooting dice or smoking dust or robbing someone when they pray their specific prayer. It’s just basic science.
I don’t know why, but after years of watching atheist content, hearing people preach actually irritates my ears. No joke-I’ll physically cover my ears like it’s nails on a chalkboard. The amount of sophistry is unreal. Hundreds of callers like Laura have tried, and every single time, when the hosts ask them to prove they’ve got a direct line to the ‘Governor of the Universe,’ the Creator of everything... they either crash and burn or dodge the question entirely. And let’s be real, I can't think of a single caller who was told to pray to God and call back with his answer that ever, EVER actually called back. Funny how that works, huh?
@Mr_Porter Covering your ears when God's Word is brought to you? That's sort of what Pharoah did in Egypt, isn't it? And all the people before the Flood? And the townsfolk in Sodom and Gomorrah? History sure does repeat itself. John 3 16 invites you to not just hear (or block out) the Gospel, but to comprehend how it applies to you. People have ears and eyes and a brain for a reason - Why discard one or more of the 'tools in your toolbox?'
@@wwlib5390"history sure does repeat itself" yeah if you can't tell the difference between history and mythology you shouldn't be speaking on either subject, and if you can't understand why logical fallacies repeated ad nauseum can irritate after a while then I don't know how to help you LOL
@@wwlib5390 according to your story your god hardened Pharoah's heart, taking away his free will, so he would torture god's chosen people, just so then god could wave his erect member around (pride). that story is pure evil. If you say you're using your brain to defend that then you are admitting to being an immoral and evil person.
@@wwlib5390 you are humanity's problem nowadays, comparing stuff with your delusional bible that has no relevance whatsoever in this context. What @Mr_Porter CLEARLY is talking about is the amount of nonsense and pride most callers speak when attempting to present their evidence of god. It has nothing to do with the message itself but how you present it. There are better ways to present your fake, outdated and ridiculous gospel, yet no one ever has succeeded on this channel, cause they're full of shit. Do yourself a favour and learn how to read and stop shoving god's dick down our throats.
@@wwlib5390 Except that you don't have god's word - you have baseless stories made up by primitive people, which is directly reflected in the primitive god they made up.
She did a great job at illustrating the con-artist nature of these claims. Might as well have been a tarot card reader, palm reader or looking into a crystal ball.
I knew a lying liar exactly like, and with the same name, as this lying liar. She was so insecure and self absorbed that she would tell tall tales just like this woman. Desperately seeking attention and validation. It took a friends group intervention to get her to stop. After we told her she was still loved but that we wouldn't tolerate the BS anymore she stopped and she is still a beloved member of our friends group to this day, twenty plus years later. There is help for these people
God's messengers are really bad. At this point, he needs to come himself to say whatever he wants to say to us. The guy has a lot of issues communicating.
@gaagsl He does that - you just don't recognize the sound of His voice or know His presence. You can - but your unbelief, which goes unchallenged, unchecked and undefeated, is the mountain you are stuck behind. John 3 16 invites you to know His love, His presence, His miracles, His voice and His promise for and to you. Don't stand in your own way.
@@wwlib5390 that’s such a cop out. If god wanted be to flourish he would make sure I had the option to. But considering the fact he can’t even make many of us recognize his own voice is pathetic. He’s not a good being if he doesn’t give those who don’t believe a chance to believe using logic. 😂
I would tell a Christian that I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 million and ask them if God can tell them what it is. When they get it wrong and ask what number I was actually thinking of, I would say one million one. And when they point out that that's not between one and 1 million, I would say "yes, and God should have told you that"
Do people have "Free Will" and do they care about GOD's plan for them? ANSWER - Yes, people have "free will" and Atheists, Jehovah's Witnesses, SDAs, Mormons, Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Born Again Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, and fanatics of all kinds of Religions are obviously and FREELY enjoying their lives, having all the fun, unbothered, and just don't care even if their - 1. LIE and false claim that the True and Sovereign GOD doesn't exist and 2. LIES and false teachings and doctrines about "hellfire", "immortality of the souls", "afterlife", "Armageddon", "Trinity", "rapture", and "reincarnation" bring them dishonor, disgrace, shame, and cause their own downfall and ETERNAL DEATHS What is the worth, value, and importance of the BIBLE to human beings? ANSWER - The BIBLE is the "WORD of GOD" and the only source of the TRUTHS that - 1. the Creator is the One who should be honored and respected as the True and Sovereign GOD as written in Matthew 22: 37 and John 17: 3 2. Jesus Christ is the One given by the Creator all authority in heaven and on earth as written in Matthew 28: 18 3. ETERNAL LIFE and EXISTENCE on EARTH without sufferings, pains, griefs, sickness, and death as written in Revelation 21: 3, 4 is the Creator's favor and reward to loving, kind, respectful, and submissive persons on earth who willingly submit to the authority of Jesus Christ in their obedience to what's written in Matthew 28: 18 4. The teachings of Jesus Christ about the "Kingdom of God" and "Resurrection of the Dead" written in Luke 4: 43 and John 11: 25, 26 are the guarantee that all the loving, kind, respectful, and submissive Worshippers of the Creator who died recently and thousands of years ago like Abel, Noah, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Job, Ruth, Naomi, King David, Jesus Christ's Followers and disciples, and many others will all be RESURRECTED back to life in the right and proper time so they can happily and peacefully live and exist on earth forever as submissive and obedient subjects and citizens of the "KINGDOM of GOD" and fully enjoy the eternal love, kindness, goodness, compassions, generosities, favors, and blessings of the Creator and his Christ for eternity under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of Jesus Christ as the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler of the heavens and the earth as written in Revelation 11: 15.
@@Rob-fc9wgWhat is the worth, value, and importance of the BIBLE to human beings? ANSWER - The BIBLE is the "WORD of GOD" and source of the TRUTHS that - 1. the Creator is the One who should be honored and respected as the True and Sovereign GOD as written in Matthew 22: 37 and John 17: 3 2. Jesus Christ is the One given by the Creator all authority in heaven and on earth as written in Matthew 28: 18 3. ETERNAL LIFE and EXISTENCE on EARTH without sufferings, pains, griefs, sickness, and death as written in Revelation 21: 3, 4 is the Creator's favor and reward to loving, kind, respectful, and submissive persons on earth who willingly submit to the authority of Jesus Christ in their obedience to what's written in Matthew 28: 18 4. The teachings of Jesus Christ about the "Kingdom of God" and "Resurrection of the Dead" written in Luke 4: 43 and John 11: 25, 26 are the guarantee that all the loving, kind, respectful, and submissive Worshippers of the Creator who died recently and thousands of years ago like Abel, Noah, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Job, Ruth, Naomi, King David, Jesus Christ's Followers and disciples, and many others will all be RESURRECTED back to life in the right and proper time so they can happily and peacefully live and exist on earth forever as submissive and obedient subjects and citizens of the "KINGDOM of GOD" and fully enjoy the eternal love, kindness, goodness, compassions, generosities, favors, and blessings of the Creator and his Christ for eternity under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of Jesus Christ as the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler of the heavens and the earth as written in Revelation 11: 15.
@@elmoblatch9787 …..just because of that you assume im not a doctor lmfao ok.. its term we use in my country. An Acronym for Psychiatric Psych ward = Psychiatric ward
@@dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 You also dont have good English grammar. So I doubt you are a doctor too because you don't type or speak English well.
@@dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 Send me your website for your doctors business. Then I will call the phone number to talk to you on your business line. Can you prove you're a doctor? I doubt it lol
“You didn’t understand my point” Yes we did. It’s that you can’t prove your claim that you’ve been in the LITERAL “presence of god” yet you expect people to believe it by using tired, mindless scripts. Then is narcissistic enough to say questioning her nonsense means you’re “not open to love”. This seems to be all about her…
Access to God is actually conditionally indistinguishable to no God at all. I wouldn’t know what to do with someone who is acting like this. I wouldn’t want to step out of line and suggest they speak to a psychiatrist about what they believe, but it seems a bit worrisome.
So people will never change their mind. Like what Lazarus said. Something like let me go back and tell you my brothers. God said something about even then they wouldn’t believe. Some people are just going to deny until their grave and there is nothing you can show them.
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo" didn't mean "Where are you, Romeo?" It meant "Romeo, Romeo why are you named Romeo?" It was Juliet's lament that Romeo's name identified him as a member of a feuding enemy clan. "Wherefore" doesn''t mean "where." It means "why." And it's one word, by the way, not two Your low level of literacy is showing.
@@donnievance1942 explain my lack of literacy please! (Ps, who said i was quoting shakespear? You just assumed it so the stupidity lays at your door sir!)
@@donnievance1942 Instead of this being a polite correction, you instead chose to not only insult a random stranger, but assume they have low literacy, which shows the kind of person you are. "Wherefore" isn't exactly a word people commonly use, or at least from the hundreds of of comments I've seen and the books I've read, so the true definition is likely unknown to a lot of people. To assume that there's enough people who _do_ know would mean that to NOT know means you're not very literate is a little... Silly in my opinion. And instead of just correcting them, because there are a number of reasons they may not know, you decided it is appropriate to assume something and insult them for it. I hope you'll see the error of your thinking process and reevaluate how you should speak to someone before commenting something like that again.
Do i believe in God: yes Do i believe she speaks to God: no That said i think this show does good work, my opinion not speaking for God, vecause i think getting people to think about and question what they believe is good. Its why i watch videos like this even as someone who believes i want to challenge my own ideas abd maybe someday find a good argument.
Don’t theists realize that these calls are wholly unconvincing? Like let’s just pretend for a minute that she’s right …. No one who is a non believer is going to believe you just because you said “I saw him”
@TonyCox1351 "No one who is a non believer is going to believe you just because you said “I saw him” True. But you have a chance to 'see Him' just like everyone else does. Why haven't you? Because you don't Seek with all your heart, mind, strength and soul, humbly and sincerely, like you REALLY MUST know. John 3 16 invites you to know His love and promise to YOU. It's what He did for you before you even asked. All He asks you to do is seek Him so He can prove Himself so you will be able to shed your unbelief and believe.
@@wwlib5390 How do you know how much anyone else has sought God and whether or not they've searched with their entire being? Seems rather judgemental to me and I thought the only judge was God himself
@@wwlib5390 Have you supplicated yourself on bended knee and humbly asked to receive the blessings of the one objectively TRUE living God Adroa and for Him to come into you?? All omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent omnipresent Adroa asks is for you to ask and He will be inside where you need Him to be when you asked Him inside. Be renewed in this life and the next once you renouce your evidently nonexistent FALSE "God" and it's cult of demoniacal idolatrous followers. Are you ready to accept the invitation of the one objectively TRUE living God Abroa to live eternally in His paradise in His loving arms? 🤣
@@kevinsundelin8639 I do NOT know how much anyone else has searched for God - but I DO know they did not search persistantly, persevering over every obstacle of doubt and unbelief, because God promises He is found by anyone who seeks with ALL His heart mind strength and soul. Only the individual person can attest to their humility, their sincereity, their persevernce, etc. God WILL be found by those who WILL not be deterred - like Jacob who fought the angel - and would NOT let go until He got what he demanded. DEMAND to know God - not arrogantly as tho it is an entitlement, but humbly as it is a privilege promised - knowing His Word says He does not desire anyone perish but all to come to repentance in the knowledge of Christ and Him crucified
This is normalized because on Sundays he goes to his echo chamber and people are blown away…..unfortunately this is what it looks like when he talks to rational people…it’s 2024 we don’t need to believe in supernatural magic
It's hard to tell whether callers like Laura are deluded or trying to run a con. The common factor is that they're impervious to reality because they work hard at being impervious to reality. Extremely gullible people may fimd that convincing. I find it irritating.
" because they work hard at being impervious to reality." Someone once said the best con artists have to almost convince themselves when they are in that role...
Deluded. A con-men, having known a few, don't give up so easy and have prepared answers that are way better. I point to Ray Comfort for example. I think he's a bit of a con-man (though sincere in his belief). And, I'd point to Mormons who train their missionaries with books listing all the questions they might get, so they have the proper answer. That's a con. This is just a sad woman trying to hide from reality.
A god that only speaks to a few individuals and in riddles? That is just preposterous! I would no more follow and revere that entity than i would follow a rock.
No one is a failure if they have sought God and found Him to exist and be present in their life. The failure is the one who doesn't recognize His presence with the evidence He provides.
I am so embarrassed for Laura. She arrogantly got on the phone saying how special she is to her God, then when tested, regurgitated the same "feelings over facts" nonsense as every other theist. 🤢🤮
yeah, she's mentality ill,
@@V-Base bat shyte crazy, like most of em are
I actually prefer her nonsense over someone who is so mentally ill they actually are hallucinating being in direct personal communication with a deity! Because that person is unhinged and possibly if not certainly Dangerous!
"I have to get rid of the selfishness and pride... so that the god of the universe will appear before me after i call him."
This is just false humility.
there is no arrogance, like christian humility.
@@happyninja42 so well said 🙏
False humility, in Christians?! No, say it ain't so.
It seems to me that false humility is everywhere, because there are great many things that people can be proud of. Believers are proud of their faith, atheists are proud of their doubts and agnostics are proud of their ability and courage to say "we dont know".
@@eklektikTubb ah yes, the everpresent "you're just as bad as us" defense. sorry, not buying it.
That was laughable, not sure what else to say, from the second she said she speaks to god it was all a joke, and she was the constant punchline
Laura is a perfect example of why critical thinking needs to be taught in school.
The main difference between believers and non-believers is magical thinking. It comes from a desire that there is some magical power out there that will save you from the responsibilities of life.
@jafco9 No, the difference is that Believers are forgiven and redeemed sinners because of faith in Christ and Him crucified and resurrected and non-believers are unforgiven and unredeemed sinners because of their lack of faith or non-existent faith in Christ. Unless they correct that, they will bear the full burden of responsibility for their own punishment for their own sins - which is everlasting death apart and outside of God's Kingdom.
@@wwlib5390🤣 you're a comedian
@@wwlib5390 Sounds kinda harsh.
@@wwlib5390They FEEL forgiven and “redeemed” because they’ve been emotionally conditioned to think so. Even though there’s no way to demonstrate any actual forgiveness or redemption or what they’ve been forgiven/redeemed for. Other than the “crimes” of Adam/Eve who were created to do exactly what they what they did.
They need to feel forgiven/redeemed for gods incompetence.
Like the first guy said it’s magical thinking. All subjective to the feelings of the individual. Because according to other religions you aren’t forgiven and will still be punished.
@@wwlib5390
Sin is bullshite.
God’s kingdom is bullshite.
God is bullshite.
Holy Sh*t, not even god would help Laura.
Lots of people say they have access to God but to say “he is right here right now” was another level of insanity
The insanity of religion
That's why its called Christinsanity
Which comes first? Or is religion to insanity like gasoline is to a fire?
If you told her that you had a friend that was possessed by the devil, she would say you are insane.
@@williamcreighton1417 religion is insane. God is not
Mmm… IDK that she would. There are a lot of theists who think demon possession is a real thing, and for many, a very common thing.
God isn't sending his best 🤦
As it says in the Gospel of Orange Julius, "When God sends his people, he's not sending the best . . . they have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems.They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people."
These people believe in literal magic. Their best are people like Banana Ray and Low Bar Bill.
@@artmoss6889That was genuinely hilarious, kudos!
@@NottherealLucifer He never does!
Has he ever sent his best?
This your brain on religion
God's interview process:
Applicant: I'm interested in becoming a spokesperson for you.
God: Can you speak words out loud?
Applicant: Yes
God: You're hired!
Follow up:
God: Are you able to answer questions directly? What's 2+2?
Applicant: Rhode Island
God: Perfect! Go forth and convince the non believers!
She may have access to god but it seems she doesn't have access to reality.
Laura does not seem to have accesss to god or reality. She’s “out to lunch”.
@@brynpookc1127😂
try next to be in the presence of reality.
This is basically "God can tell you anything you want, but he just doesn't want to do it right now."
What a sad dark world full of ignorance mysticism and superstition these theists inhabit.
What really concerns me is that millions just like Laura live, work, and breed amongst us...
And vote ...
Dragnaucy's reactions were just great.
Yea. I loved it.
''My god has ALL the answers. '' 😌
"Okay, tell me one of the answers.'' 🤔
"My god doesn't have to tell YOU." 😏 "Na na na naa naa Neener neener nee ner" 😝
They just punked her. Lol.
Its so laughable when christians assume we would be so gullable to just believe their ridiculous magical claims without any scrutiny.
Why not? They do, and so does almost everyone they care to know.
@@qwadratixare you really asking why not to assume?😂
@@4meiVierenWij No. I'm explaining their thinking.
Wow. Glad to be grounded in reality back on planet Earth
“reason begets doubt. doubt begets heresy”
"Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie if you believe it."
-- George
“Ask GOD, should you call us” 😂😂😂
The problem with imagining you are special friends with a Superman who created the universe is that it tends to make you a narcissist 😢
When asked to pick the number Caller said "God doesn't play games"
If God is real then yes God DOES because God is Playing the greatest game of Hide & Seek ever.
Why would God show himself to Laura and not to the starving homeless kids?
Because they are sinners obviously
Yep, why not just cut out the middle man (or woman) and convince all of us?
Because she purifies her heart and is precise. OBVIOUSLY. Every kid with a terminal illness, or starving or being abused, they may have prayed, but their hearts weren’t as pure as her’s and/or they could NEVER be precise. It never occurred to them or anyone who loved them to be specific, like “Please can I no longer have this terminal illness.” Or they get specific but they’re shooting dice or smoking dust or robbing someone when they pray their specific prayer.
It’s just basic science.
Because she's just so special. Some christians have massive egos. lol
They have no money to 'tithe' with.
The best thing about this call is Dragnauct’s facial expressions :)
I'm making the same faces 😂
I loved watching Dragnauct in this episode.
It’s sad when someone is that beyond help. She is deep in there.
I don’t know why, but after years of watching atheist content, hearing people preach actually irritates my ears. No joke-I’ll physically cover my ears like it’s nails on a chalkboard. The amount of sophistry is unreal. Hundreds of callers like Laura have tried, and every single time, when the hosts ask them to prove they’ve got a direct line to the ‘Governor of the Universe,’ the Creator of everything... they either crash and burn or dodge the question entirely.
And let’s be real, I can't think of a single caller who was told to pray to God and call back with his answer that ever, EVER actually called back. Funny how that works, huh?
@Mr_Porter Covering your ears when God's Word is brought to you? That's sort of what Pharoah did in Egypt, isn't it? And all the people before the Flood? And the townsfolk in Sodom and Gomorrah? History sure does repeat itself. John 3 16 invites you to not just hear (or block out) the Gospel, but to comprehend how it applies to you. People have ears and eyes and a brain for a reason - Why discard one or more of the 'tools in your toolbox?'
@@wwlib5390"history sure does repeat itself" yeah if you can't tell the difference between history and mythology you shouldn't be speaking on either subject, and if you can't understand why logical fallacies repeated ad nauseum can irritate after a while then I don't know how to help you LOL
@@wwlib5390 according to your story your god hardened Pharoah's heart, taking away his free will, so he would torture god's chosen people, just so then god could wave his erect member around (pride). that story is pure evil. If you say you're using your brain to defend that then you are admitting to being an immoral and evil person.
@@wwlib5390 you are humanity's problem nowadays, comparing stuff with your delusional bible that has no relevance whatsoever in this context. What @Mr_Porter CLEARLY is talking about is the amount of nonsense and pride most callers speak when attempting to present their evidence of god. It has nothing to do with the message itself but how you present it. There are better ways to present your fake, outdated and ridiculous gospel, yet no one ever has succeeded on this channel, cause they're full of shit. Do yourself a favour and learn how to read and stop shoving god's dick down our throats.
@@wwlib5390 Except that you don't have god's word - you have baseless stories made up by primitive people, which is directly reflected in the primitive god they made up.
On behalf of all sane Michiganders to those who watched this entire video....sorry.
As a Michigander I feel pity for her. I hope she gets help
This made my stomach fold 100 times
She did a great job at illustrating the con-artist nature of these claims. Might as well have been a tarot card reader, palm reader or looking into a crystal ball.
There’s a thin line between imagination and delusion.
I knew a lying liar exactly like, and with the same name, as this lying liar. She was so insecure and self absorbed that she would tell tall tales just like this woman. Desperately seeking attention and validation. It took a friends group intervention to get her to stop. After we told her she was still loved but that we wouldn't tolerate the BS anymore she stopped and she is still a beloved member of our friends group to this day, twenty plus years later. There is help for these people
Its all about attention. Yup.
The slow head tilt followed up by stifling a grin when she made her claim made me actually lol 😆 I had to watch it again 😂
This is your brain on faith.
I know this is an older video so I just hope this poor lady got the mental health care she so desperately needs.
God's messengers are really bad. At this point, he needs to come himself to say whatever he wants to say to us. The guy has a lot of issues communicating.
my rts minions suck
@@ThePragmaticCommando😂
youd think it would chose some one with a brain in their head
@gaagsl He does that - you just don't recognize the sound of His voice or know His presence. You can - but your unbelief, which goes unchallenged, unchecked and undefeated, is the mountain you are stuck behind. John 3 16 invites you to know His love, His presence, His miracles, His voice and His promise for and to you. Don't stand in your own way.
@@wwlib5390 that’s such a cop out. If god wanted be to flourish he would make sure I had the option to. But considering the fact he can’t even make many of us recognize his own voice is pathetic.
He’s not a good being if he doesn’t give those who don’t believe a chance to believe using logic. 😂
If someone claims this to me I always ask them to name the book I'm currently reading.
So far only one has attempted to answer that question.
Im not gonna say anything. Let's just laugh a little 😂
Let's!!! HAZAA!! I mean HAHA 😂😂😂😂
"Now is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!"
It's another round of troll or bonkers people, place yer bets!
The only entity with this women is her carer, poor supervision though as she managed to get hold of the phone.
Ive been in the presence of Zorg, for real, trust me bro
Laura's god didn't care enough to advise her against calling.
Rank arrogance parading herself as humility.
My dog told me that god talks to him all the time.
God even brings him Miilkbone treats.
Someone should be driving this woman to get some help
Laura was probably talking from a padded room and wearing a straight jacket !!!
Yeah, she's used up her 1 phone call.
Now imagine that if someone can be that delusional nowdays, why wouldn't they also been delusional in the past?
I would tell a Christian that I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 million and ask them if God can tell them what it is. When they get it wrong and ask what number I was actually thinking of, I would say one million one. And when they point out that that's not between one and 1 million, I would say "yes, and God should have told you that"
"Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter M." - Futurama
You can also try that.
can she ask god what are next month's winning lottery numbers please
I can tell you that. Next month though, obviously.
no she cant tell you because he cant tell her everything or your heart isnt opened enough yet LOL
Religion does terrible things to the mind.
Laura is especially special.
All together now🎶🎵I can see clearly now the brain is gone🎵🎶
Good song.
Do people have "free will" or does God have a plan for everyone. ? It can only be one or the other
Do people have "Free Will" and do they care about GOD's plan for them?
ANSWER -
Yes,
people have "free will"
and
Atheists, Jehovah's Witnesses, SDAs, Mormons, Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Born Again Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, and fanatics of all kinds of Religions
are
obviously and FREELY enjoying their lives, having all the fun, unbothered, and just don't care even if their -
1. LIE and false claim that the True and Sovereign GOD doesn't exist
and
2. LIES and false teachings and doctrines about
"hellfire", "immortality of the souls", "afterlife", "Armageddon", "Trinity", "rapture", and "reincarnation"
bring
them dishonor, disgrace, shame, and cause their own downfall and ETERNAL DEATHS
What is the worth, value, and importance of the BIBLE to human beings?
ANSWER -
The BIBLE is the "WORD of GOD" and the only source of the TRUTHS that -
1. the Creator is the One who should be honored and respected as the True and Sovereign GOD as written in Matthew 22: 37 and John 17: 3
2. Jesus Christ is the One given by the Creator all authority in heaven and on earth as written in Matthew 28: 18
3. ETERNAL LIFE and EXISTENCE on EARTH without sufferings, pains, griefs, sickness, and death as written in Revelation 21: 3, 4
is
the Creator's favor and reward
to
loving, kind, respectful, and submissive persons on earth
who
willingly submit to the authority of Jesus Christ in their obedience to what's written in Matthew 28: 18
4. The teachings of Jesus Christ about the "Kingdom of God" and "Resurrection of the Dead" written in Luke 4: 43 and John 11: 25, 26
are
the guarantee
that
all the loving, kind, respectful, and submissive Worshippers of the Creator
who
died recently and thousands of years ago like Abel, Noah, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Job, Ruth, Naomi, King David, Jesus Christ's Followers and disciples, and many others
will
all be RESURRECTED back to life in the right and proper time so they can happily and peacefully live and exist on earth forever as
submissive and obedient subjects and citizens of the "KINGDOM of GOD"
and
fully enjoy the eternal love, kindness, goodness, compassions, generosities, favors, and blessings of the Creator and his Christ for eternity
under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of Jesus Christ as the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler of the heavens and the earth as written in Revelation 11: 15.
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Oh what a lovely little bowl of word salad.
Can you prove, demonstrate or substantiate any of that?
No, of course you can't!
@@Rob-fc9wgWhat is the worth, value, and importance of the BIBLE to human beings?
ANSWER -
The BIBLE is the "WORD of GOD" and source of the TRUTHS that -
1. the Creator is the One who should be honored and respected as the True and Sovereign GOD as written in Matthew 22: 37 and John 17: 3
2. Jesus Christ is the One given by the Creator all authority in heaven and on earth as written in Matthew 28: 18
3. ETERNAL LIFE and EXISTENCE on EARTH without sufferings, pains, griefs, sickness, and death as written in Revelation 21: 3, 4
is
the Creator's favor and reward
to
loving, kind, respectful, and submissive persons on earth
who
willingly submit to the authority of Jesus Christ in their obedience to what's written in Matthew 28: 18
4. The teachings of Jesus Christ about the "Kingdom of God" and "Resurrection of the Dead" written in Luke 4: 43 and John 11: 25, 26
are
the guarantee
that
all the loving, kind, respectful, and submissive Worshippers of the Creator
who
died recently and thousands of years ago like Abel, Noah, Abraham, Sarah, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, Job, Ruth, Naomi, King David, Jesus Christ's Followers and disciples, and many others
will
all be RESURRECTED back to life in the right and proper time so they can happily and peacefully live and exist on earth forever as
submissive and obedient subjects and citizens of the "KINGDOM of GOD"
and
fully enjoy the eternal love, kindness, goodness, compassions, generosities, favors, and blessings of the Creator and his Christ for eternity
under the loving and kind rulership, guidance, and protection of Jesus Christ as the Creator's Chosen King and Ruler of the heavens and the earth as written in Revelation 11: 15.
…. As a medical doctor
She needs to be admitted for Psychic evaluation, ASAP
Well, you're not a medical doctor because you would have written "psychiatric" and not "psychic".
no she is just full of shit millions of people out there like her
@@elmoblatch9787 …..just because of that you assume im not a doctor lmfao ok..
its term we use in my country. An Acronym for Psychiatric
Psych ward = Psychiatric ward
@@dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 You also dont have good English grammar. So I doubt you are a doctor too because you don't type or speak English well.
@@dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 Send me your website for your doctors business. Then I will call the phone number to talk to you on your business line. Can you prove you're a doctor? I doubt it lol
She's way past due for a "check-up" from the "neck-up"!
“You didn’t understand my point”
Yes we did. It’s that you can’t prove your claim that you’ve been in the LITERAL “presence of god” yet you expect people to believe it by using tired, mindless scripts.
Then is narcissistic enough to say questioning her nonsense means you’re “not open to love”.
This seems to be all about her…
Yes, I had some Cylisibyn like that once as well 😅
Wow this woman is really delousional
She is no delusional….she a con artist.
@@diannanagelvoortsaltz469 a con artist? how is she going to con this show? no she's just another delusional religious person.
Access to God is actually conditionally indistinguishable to no God at all. I wouldn’t know what to do with someone who is acting like this. I wouldn’t want to step out of line and suggest they speak to a psychiatrist about what they believe, but it seems a bit worrisome.
Big deal, I've been in the presence of Godzilla, which is much more impressive.
she witnessed an encounter of the 37th kind,
when a nonexistent god disappears at your behind
Laura stopped taking her meds again. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time she takes her medicine God disappears from the room 😮
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if god can do miracles like the bible says. why would meds even exist? lol they wouldnt
@ good question. Since I see no evidence for god she needs meds.
To be fair, I don't think God would out YOUR feelings or thoughts to someone else. God respects your privacy.
I can’t believe she thought this sleazy snake oil salesmen tactic would work.
One for the ages!
I only need the numbers for Powerball and Mega millions.
But there is plenty of evidence for a God.
There is...uum...errr....I see God and I talk to him.
Every fucking time!
So people will never change their mind. Like what Lazarus said. Something like let me go back and tell you my brothers. God said something about even then they wouldn’t believe. Some people are just going to deny until their grave and there is nothing you can show them.
Me too. She's AWESOME. 😂
Did he request a spaceship?
What would god need with a spaceship? 🚀🤣
She can’t be dizzy in the head which she tends to do? Trust me, she’s really dizzy in the head permanently. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I know Santa and the Easter Bunny, they had dinner with my wife and I..... SweaR ON A STACK OF COMIC BOOKS
Oh God, where for art thou??😂
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo" didn't mean "Where are you, Romeo?" It meant "Romeo, Romeo why are you named Romeo?" It was Juliet's lament that Romeo's name identified him as a member of a feuding enemy clan. "Wherefore" doesn''t mean "where." It means "why." And it's one word, by the way, not two Your low level of literacy is showing.
@@donnievance1942 explain my lack of literacy please!
(Ps, who said i was quoting shakespear? You just assumed it so the stupidity lays at your door sir!)
@@donnievance1942 Instead of this being a polite correction, you instead chose to not only insult a random stranger, but assume they have low literacy, which shows the kind of person you are.
"Wherefore" isn't exactly a word people commonly use, or at least from the hundreds of of comments I've seen and the books I've read, so the true definition is likely unknown to a lot of people. To assume that there's enough people who _do_ know would mean that to NOT know means you're not very literate is a little... Silly in my opinion.
And instead of just correcting them, because there are a number of reasons they may not know, you decided it is appropriate to assume something and insult them for it. I hope you'll see the error of your thinking process and reevaluate how you should speak to someone before commenting something like that again.
@@donnievance1942
That was completely unnecessary.
so you admit you are dizzy in the head
I believe it was Q who told her to call in the show. Q is now giggling to himself.
I think Laura needs to be an I love me jacket
3:19 Dragnauct missed out "omniscient".
You should be able to win the lottery easily if god could predict a number.
Do i believe in God: yes
Do i believe she speaks to God: no
That said i think this show does good work, my opinion not speaking for God, vecause i think getting people to think about and question what they believe is good. Its why i watch videos like this even as someone who believes i want to challenge my own ideas abd maybe someday find a good argument.
laura lives the 'imaginary friend' tale of children. she degrades her religion to the level of ridicule all by herself.
God? The dude with a beard living in the clouds?
@00:51 I don't even know this woman and I can confirm that she tends to be dizzy in the head.
Don’t theists realize that these calls are wholly unconvincing? Like let’s just pretend for a minute that she’s right …. No one who is a non believer is going to believe you just because you said “I saw him”
Yeah but jesus though 😂
@TonyCox1351 "No one who is a non believer is going to believe you just because you said “I saw him” True. But you have a chance to 'see Him' just like everyone else does. Why haven't you? Because you don't Seek with all your heart, mind, strength and soul, humbly and sincerely, like you REALLY MUST know. John 3 16 invites you to know His love and promise to YOU. It's what He did for you before you even asked. All He asks you to do is seek Him so He can prove Himself so you will be able to shed your unbelief and believe.
@@wwlib5390 How do you know how much anyone else has sought God and whether or not they've searched with their entire being? Seems rather judgemental to me and I thought the only judge was God himself
@@wwlib5390
Have you supplicated yourself on bended knee and humbly asked to receive the blessings of the one objectively TRUE living God Adroa and for Him to come into you??
All omnipotent omniscient omnibenevolent omnipresent Adroa asks is for you to ask and He will be inside where you need Him to be when you asked Him inside.
Be renewed in this life and the next once you renouce your evidently nonexistent FALSE "God" and it's cult of demoniacal idolatrous followers.
Are you ready to accept the invitation of the one objectively TRUE living God Abroa to live eternally in His paradise in His loving arms?
🤣
@@kevinsundelin8639 I do NOT know how much anyone else has searched for God - but I DO know they did not search persistantly, persevering over every obstacle of doubt and unbelief, because God promises He is found by anyone who seeks with ALL His heart mind strength and soul. Only the individual person can attest to their humility, their sincereity, their persevernce, etc. God WILL be found by those who WILL not be deterred - like Jacob who fought the angel - and would NOT let go until He got what he demanded. DEMAND to know God - not arrogantly as tho it is an entitlement, but humbly as it is a privilege promised - knowing His Word says He does not desire anyone perish but all to come to repentance in the knowledge of Christ and Him crucified
This is normalized because on Sundays he goes to his echo chamber and people are blown away…..unfortunately this is what it looks like when he talks to rational people…it’s 2024 we don’t need to believe in supernatural magic
It's hard to tell whether callers like Laura are deluded or trying to run a con.
The common factor is that they're impervious to reality because they work hard at being impervious to reality. Extremely gullible people may fimd that convincing. I find it irritating.
" because they work hard at being impervious to reality."
Someone once said the best con artists have to almost convince themselves when they are in that role...
Deluded. A con-men, having known a few, don't give up so easy and have prepared answers that are way better. I point to Ray Comfort for example. I think he's a bit of a con-man (though sincere in his belief). And, I'd point to Mormons who train their missionaries with books listing all the questions they might get, so they have the proper answer. That's a con. This is just a sad woman trying to hide from reality.
This was one of the more cringe worthy episodes.
If god is everywhere, I am in presence of god right now.
Oh Her Fucking God😂
babies die everyday but god shares small talk with Laura....Tell god to get his shit together and go save babies instead.
A god that only speaks to a few individuals and in riddles? That is just preposterous! I would no more follow and revere that entity than i would follow a rock.
another failure of laura's imaginary sky daddy
No one is a failure if they have sought God and found Him to exist and be present in their life. The failure is the one who doesn't recognize His presence with the evidence He provides.
@@wwlib5390"with the evidence he provides" you keep using that word, I don't think that word means what you think it means LOL
@@emoryogglethorp8180 "Anybody got a peanut?"
@@wwlib5390 Funnily enough, "peanuts" is a good descriptor for how much evidence ever gets presented for a god, I'll give you that
@@wwlib5390 you make no sense what so ever lmao
And people like this really exist.., it's scary..
I thought 47
I am in the presence of Elvis. We're eating those famous peanut butter and banana sandwiches he liked so good.
How can one get through to these people if they can't understand logical reasoning? (RQ)
I think Laura is prepping for cult leadership.
I, too, once had an invisible friend.
So tiger king is more powerful than god.