There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Who remembers Geraldo on the Pam Anderson roast? Stacked get it . She's Stacked, and the books or Stacked. Isn't that clever? I got one for you. You work at a jewelry store, and we call it Perl necklace
I went to a moderately expensive steakhouse in Chicago that said the same thing "if you like medium rare you should order a medium" and then was given a well-done filet.
Worst hackiest standup ever, it's like when someone just flicks paint at a canvas and goes that's art, I'm an artist. He was good at the gomez roast, but I'm guessing he had a ghost writer.
I met Thom from Radiohead years back outside the Glasgow Barrowlands after their gig promoting the bends, and my undiagnosed learning difficulties I called him Thom, not Tom. and I was heavily frowned upon by him. (hangs head in shame)
She didn't get it that Joe is happiest when he's complaining and throwing his word games around,waiting for somebody to join in ,fast free associations,no filter,no excuse,no fear,no Q.......nevermind!
Mark: you buy the case, and the foam is pre-cut but not fully cut.. and it’s in little squares. You just tear out the squares that make the shape of your gun, magazines, and scopes… hope that helps answer it
Joe: Something something water. Mark: Oh, I thought it was wadder. Joe: But it _is_ water, right? Mark: I think wadder is the correct way. Joe: There's a 't' in there, isn't there? Mark: Eh, it's a silent 't'.
How funny is that Joe is not actually kidding with his digs at Chuck looks and sex life but that also means he feels enough fond of him already to roast him on a personal level.
Some ppl are just looking for anything to critique! The friend who got offended that you complimented her makeup was being a buzz kill! It’s a nice compliment!
I gotta say Joe is right about close hockey game seats, but after going to multiple games I will trade visibility for the chance to see important plays up close and personal. Fatty.
I grew up playing and going to hockey. In the 80s and 90s before the rules changed sitting by the glass meant seeing skull crushing hits up close and fights at eye level. Joe's kind of a nerd about his sports but I love em.
I recommend doing what they call “Scottish showers” boys. You start out hot then end cold. Its pretty life changing. I also recommend a shower cap then take it off during the cold water.
One hell of a program
Man fellas this ep is on point. Ol' Fivehead is on fire!
agreed. Ole' 2 by 4head, Mark is best supporting actress all day...One funny queen
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
I fuckin howled when Joe said Hannis Poppas 😂
Don’t encourage him 😂
List has been so damn funny lately, I've always liked him but lately he's just crushing me. Mark always kills too .. I'm gay ...
List has been on fire!
List was amazing in person at Royal oak, mi and my fathers gay
Mark's punch ups and buttons on Joe's loonnng travel stories are next level hilarious.
Sing it sister
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@@AgendaInMind I 100% agree, but why are you telling us this?
The comb slick curl
“Oh good! I love people I hate” 😂
That was my fave line so far
This was a favorite! I love when they chuckle with each other. It’s fun when they’re having as much fun as their audience.
The whole look of this episode seems very Canadian to me. Joe has the Oilers colors, Mark has the lumber jack with an animal skin on the couch
Joe's mimimal knowledge of language has me howling at my phone every fuckin week lmao.
Hey, Mark is the one arguing 'smelt' like some irrepressible limey.
There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
It’s all an act; he’s well-read and pretty bright
'they hate the water, but tehy don't melt' ay lmao!
Mark is the embodiment of "yes and"
“I thought his name was Reggie”
“Well he was late”
CRYING from laughing so hard!!😂😂 Hysterical episode this week boys, as always.
"I go out to the dumpster, I find you a cat in 2 seconds" - George Costanza
List is in rare form this episode. I love it. 🤣
COMB SLICK CURL!! 😂😹
HAHA Joe! Your plan didn't work. The Cat stays!
"You gotta love paj"
You two kill me every time.
Gotta love List "I'm not like Mark I don't do what Mark does..." Then he checks the mic cords to see how Mark has his set up.
"the Cooz awards" lol
"I love people I hate" Mark Normand
"Silent Relapse" was genius Mark
"I don't like that Chuck has sex" 😂
what's good for the goose is good for the gander
What the hell is a grander any way
Really loving Mark's POLITICAL comedic turn!
He sure is hittin' on ALL the HOT topics - KEEP IT UP MARK!!!
1:07:33 "alright, alright, alriiiight" classic Kevin Hart
Joe’s got so many baseball references. Nobody jokes baseball. I love it.
Program of a hell one
The OFTEN discourse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it! I'm melting!!!!!!
Who remembers Geraldo on the Pam Anderson roast? Stacked get it . She's Stacked, and the books or Stacked. Isn't that clever? I got one for you. You work at a jewelry store, and we call it Perl necklace
Hell a program of one
That flying stuff is for the birds...Titsburgh ,ah the old days...comics in a car...Seinus-feld...lotsa bondo all around on my tab!
🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO these two were on an absolute roll tonight this has been one of the funniest the Tuesgays I've seen in a long time...
I went to a moderately expensive steakhouse in Chicago that said the same thing "if you like medium rare you should order a medium" and then was given a well-done filet.
Someone needs to make a shirt of just Normands think face.... I need this in my life
Never seen Joe's stand up but I love his comedy.
He's fucking nuts, in a good way.
His special on UA-cam is phenomenal
He is truly hilarious. Watch his UA-cam standup
Watch the special, better than the podcast
Worst hackiest standup ever, it's like when someone just flicks paint at a canvas and goes that's art, I'm an artist. He was good at the gomez roast, but I'm guessing he had a ghost writer.
@@royeaston6067 Yikes
One program of a hell
Let me tell ya downtown Cleveland wasn't much better before Covid. Don't walk near the casino after 10 pm
I met Thom from Radiohead years back outside the Glasgow Barrowlands after their gig promoting the bends, and my undiagnosed learning difficulties I called him Thom, not Tom. and I was heavily frowned upon by him. (hangs head in shame)
This one is really cruisin up the list!
40:40 I heard cops outside when you said that lmao
She didn't get it that Joe is happiest when he's complaining and throwing his word games around,waiting for somebody to join in ,fast free associations,no filter,no excuse,no fear,no Q.......nevermind!
Lived in Indiana my whole life. Food stinks here...TWS on the other hand- AMAZING
best ep since 91
Let the cats take over the pod!
Mark: you buy the case, and the foam is pre-cut but not fully cut.. and it’s in little squares. You just tear out the squares that make the shape of your gun, magazines, and scopes… hope that helps answer it
I love how action movie guys open their briefcase and you see their guns nicely separated by the styrofoam. Who cuts that?!?!!?!?!
I didn't even do it justice. sitting in the correct slot of styrofoam.
that was so funny mark really scared him when he did that
Hahahahaha marks face after he said “you hear that Elliot Page?”
Joe: Something something water.
Mark: Oh, I thought it was wadder.
Joe: But it _is_ water, right?
Mark: I think wadder is the correct way.
Joe: There's a 't' in there, isn't there?
Mark: Eh, it's a silent 't'.
A of one program hell
Balzac is one of top 5 French writers
St. Elmos plus... it’s the steakhouse of the future in Southpark.
How bout those cameras? Holy crap. Love not seeing the shoe soles. Love the closeups. Chuck is starting to happen!
Oh no the soles of shoes let me complain online about them wahhhhh
@@herpallday1284 are you new here? No one's complaining. We give them shit cuz we love them. Patreon member and big fan.
@@herpallday1284 is this you Joe?
@@BrickTop06 you’re not giving them crap like you’re shitting on them for shits n gigs you’re complaining about nothing lol
@@herpallday1284 he is complimenting them for not seeing the 💩on mark's shoe. Ya queef
My first episode and I love it 😂
Joe should have turned around to the guy at the Michigan game and said “have you got a home?” in a British accent lol
There’s a brown Audi parked in my spot…
Hahaha this was a great ep! So many good stories and one liners! Cant wait for the specials to come out ya queefs!
Queef Man!! 😂
How funny is that Joe is not actually kidding with his digs at Chuck looks and sex life but that also means he feels enough fond of him already to roast him on a personal level.
I think Joe knows Chuck wont take it seriously considering Joe’s looks
Mark's comment about Zeppelin...priceless. Zeppelin rocks !
"Where's Joeldo" merch.
Same red shoes for over a year, how !?
Love what ya did with the Cat. Skin em all
I'm hurting over here.. this episode was bananas.....
Great sode.. you fellas rul,, spanks
Some ppl are just looking for anything to critique! The friend who got offended that you complimented her makeup was being a buzz kill! It’s a nice compliment!
Joe your comeback should have been your tampons aren’t reusable. Take it out it stinks!
RIP Chuck. They love ya. I would be honored to be roasted by them.
Joe almost did a Bang Bang with Louis. Legendary
J was having a 3 some with 2😺ies in the bathroom 😂🤣
CHEERING "Gauntlet! Gauntlet ! Gauntlet ! White BOY !!! Comedy!!!"
Very funny ep! Plan on going to the syracuse show it's cool that you don't vocally loathe the venue at least anymore
List's hairline is fading faster than my dementia-riddled grandfather
when I think Clarence, I also think clap
1:02:14 Mark got a dad's backhand flashback!
Really funny nice comment
As if there's not 12 billion masks in the ocean right now strangling fish and turtles
What is it Halloween in the ocean?
Roughly 2 tons actually
I wish Joe opened for Louis CK in Boston at the Orpheum last Friday 12/9 :(
Joe List is doing his part for saving the planet by not having kids ! We need more people like him
Easy does it Stanhope!
🤣🤣 oh my gosh laughed the whole pod. You guys are the best 🖤 !
I'm with Mark on the Clarence debate. I solely remember that jazz chomo as the clapper.
16:42 I’ve never seen anyone so afraid of cats😂
I remember when Mark owned 3 shirts. Now the boy freshhh. Joe still hasn’t been shopping yet though 😂
🤔What if the dog was trying to pull the trigger, not stop the guy from doing it?
Joe you look naturally handsome !
The movie Surrogates was ahead of its time
We want greg. Puke on joe. I would die laughing
Honest papas was a slept on joke lmao
Joe, pinching the snot out of his nose barehanded then proceeding to touch the mic and everything in sight, just kills me every time.
6 seconds in, I thought Mark leaned back on Greg, and I said "No Mark, Greg!", out loud. I'm glad nobody was around.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I love this show so much
Spite Steak
“Broad generalization is the epitome of ignorance” -Wes Watson
I bet we're the only two here who knows wtf you're saying haha
@@adamwilson6 Haha theres gotta be a few more gays that follow Wes!! 😭
i just realized this show is essentially the same thing as beavis and butthead, but if they watched seinfeld instead of mtv.
Joe list was huge cappin like we didn’t all know there was a deuce of codeine in that Portland Starbucks double cup
Football and Hockey 2nd level seats >>>>
I gotta say Joe is right about close hockey game seats, but after going to multiple games I will trade visibility for the chance to see important plays up close and personal. Fatty.
I grew up playing and going to hockey. In the 80s and 90s before the rules changed sitting by the glass meant seeing skull crushing hits up close and fights at eye level. Joe's kind of a nerd about his sports but I love em.
dogs have been with us much longer than cats, We co-evolved this dogs, cats were domesticated (somewhat) much later
Clarence impression was 💯
I recommend doing what they call “Scottish showers” boys. You start out hot then end cold. Its pretty life changing. I also recommend a shower cap then take it off during the cold water.
What are you a masochist?
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