Taylor & Travis Celebrate Super Win | Can Lighting Fix Biden’s Age Problem? | Trump Threatens PA

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  • Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce won big in Las Vegas on Super Bowl Sunday, Democrats are panicking about President Biden’s age and mental fitness, and Donald Trump told Pennsylvania voters that their state would be renamed if he loses the election.
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  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 3 місяці тому +2209

    Trump demanding someone else pay their bills is the epitome of irony.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 3 місяці тому

      Trump is just reflecting things he has been told twisted into a big stupid lie that his Trumplings feed on.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 місяці тому

      D'Orange J Trump; the King of Bankruptcy!

    • @vanivari359
      @vanivari359 3 місяці тому

      There are no "bills", that's not how NATO works and hat talking point makes me crazy. What that idi*t was talking about, is the defense budget of European countries being to low and that he fixed that, but that's not true either, the raise in the budget was planned long before he was in office and it still did not really happen. The guy is so pathetic. It's also worth mentioning, that the US definition of "treason" is very specific, but if you consider the supremacy clause (treaties are the supreme law of the land) in the constitution and that the NATO treaty means that an attack against one is an attack against all, not supporting that NATO member could actually be considered treason.

    • @missmarya747
      @missmarya747 3 місяці тому +46

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Even ghouliani said he wasn’t paid 2 million by the self proclaimed billionaire/ grifter 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 3 місяці тому

      "You want the US to protect you? Pay up. Preferably direct deposit into my bank account, I got judges to bribe."

  • @CraigMader
    @CraigMader 3 місяці тому +2222

    "Pay up, NATO," said the man who owes Deutchebank $400 million.

    • @alicewood1665
      @alicewood1665 3 місяці тому +183

      Or that begs his followers for money to pay his legal woes.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 місяці тому +156

      And his attorneys millions, and the civil suits millions, and the Russian government his soul, whatever was left of it.

    • @Maimonides19
      @Maimonides19 3 місяці тому +25

      Lol good one 😂

    • @belindawilliams5918
      @belindawilliams5918 3 місяці тому +71

      Not to mention all the mom and pop businesses! Catch phrase "Sue Me"

    • @rossburg84
      @rossburg84 3 місяці тому +112

      Said the man who owes E. Gene Carroll 84 million

  • @mattbrander726
    @mattbrander726 3 місяці тому +85

    Damn, this monologue was firing on ALL cylinders!! Well done Colbert and team 👏👏👏

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 3 місяці тому +44

    May we all find something in our lives at least once to celebrate like Travis Kelce.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 місяці тому +2530

    When was the last time Trump showed genuine respect for The U.S. military? Furthermore, why would anyone who served in The U.S. military support someone like Trump for President after everything he's said since he 1st ran for the job?

    • @jakklump
      @jakklump 3 місяці тому +434

      AND IS A F#CKING DRAFT-DODGER

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 місяці тому +1

      From the way I understand it, the military doesn't support Trump. They supported tradition. And it's been tradition for military servicemen to vote for Republican. So they're compelled to keep voting Republican, even when the modern Republican Party is nothing short of a clown show.

    • @barryulrich2170
      @barryulrich2170 3 місяці тому +450

      When is the last time trump showed genuine respect for anything?...besides Kim Jong-un or Putin or Orbán.

    • @tyler091503
      @tyler091503 3 місяці тому +18

      why do all liberals look the same 😭😭

    • @honpot2016
      @honpot2016 3 місяці тому +19

      it is hard to explain

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 3 місяці тому +904

    “The difference between humans and animals? Animals would never allowed the dumbest ones to lead the pack.” Best quote of the day. Best describe Donald J Dumbdump. 😂😂😂😂

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 3 місяці тому

      Tronald J Dump? Trumpty-Dumpty? Trumple-thin-skin? With a stuffed ferret on his head...

    • @maverick792
      @maverick792 3 місяці тому +11

      He was describing the voters.

    • @elss8717
      @elss8717 3 місяці тому

      @@maverick792 Trump is still the dumbest one.

    • @-erm2918
      @-erm2918 3 місяці тому +7

      T-shirt

    • @tracim3080
      @tracim3080 3 місяці тому

      It’s talking about usa as a whole. The country let the dumbest people be leaders.

  • @StewartKidGriffin
    @StewartKidGriffin 3 місяці тому +66

    Brilliant as usual.
    "Animals never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack".

  • @laurag3918
    @laurag3918 3 місяці тому +30

    The "Transylvania" had me dying! 😂😂
    I am from Pennsylvania and I have never heard of anything so ridiculous, no one is changing the name of the state lol.

  • @barbarakender2117
    @barbarakender2117 3 місяці тому +255

    Biden memory is just fine, he is getting everything done, and doing it with that congressional handicap.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 місяці тому +3

      Are you really gonna sit there and pretend he's going to make it to the end of the next presidential term? This is about more than senility, which IS a concern still, it's about The Grim Reaper being the deciding vote.
      We're not voting for either of these old guys, we're voting for which VP will inherit the office.

    • @irtwiaos
      @irtwiaos 3 місяці тому +7

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThingEh, if Regan did it, no reason Biden can't...... Not like it is ideal but not unprecedented.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 місяці тому

      He WAS that congressional handicap

    • @barbarakender2117
      @barbarakender2117 3 місяці тому

      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing yeah, I'll stand and say he's gonna make it for his next full term. He is in good shape and he is in full command of his faculties. And best yet, he is going to kick Stinky's fat ass to the curb. Just watch

    • @Bookwright
      @Bookwright 3 місяці тому

      ​@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing There is president for a president being picked even though 4 years of service was unlikely in the USA.

  • @zom8680
    @zom8680 3 місяці тому +1416

    Trump should stop worrying about where others husbands are and where his wife is

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 3 місяці тому +83

      She's probably sleeping in a different room or state. Donnie is all alone with his tiny mushroom at night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 3 місяці тому +45

      I don't think he cares as he's got Habba now.

    • @Bobzt2
      @Bobzt2 3 місяці тому +43

      She’s only a prop lol

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 3 місяці тому +35

      ​@filonin2 does he even have her anymore? Wasn't she fired after that defamation case

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 місяці тому +28

      In a grave at Bedminster golf course alon with documents waiting for a higher bid

  • @justinpk422
    @justinpk422 3 місяці тому +40

    It’s nice to hear someone on TV use the correct words to describe the former prez. 8:45

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 3 місяці тому +34

    "The difference between humans and animals. Animals would never allow the dumbest ones to lead the pack."
    Holy shit. If that isn't the wisest, most relevant statement I have heard this decade...

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 місяці тому +939

    “The difference between humans and animals is that animals don’t let the dumb ones lead the pack.”
    -Major Haley, Nikki's husband

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 3 місяці тому +6

      so that is why he is front line infantry.

    • @theVanishingGladiator
      @theVanishingGladiator 3 місяці тому +17

      Of note, humans are animals.

    • @honpot2016
      @honpot2016 3 місяці тому +11

      donate to haley, love to hear her bad mouth trump longer, repubs and demos

    • @cre8tvedge
      @cre8tvedge 3 місяці тому +35

      @@theVanishingGladiator To be clear the real joke reads Republicans not humans but it didn't fit on the card as neatly so they changed it. This is how the joke is told. "What's the difference between Republicans and a pack of wolves? The wolves don't let the dumbest one lead."

    • @theVanishingGladiator
      @theVanishingGladiator 3 місяці тому +3

      Yep ~ it’s gotta fit on the card! 😁
      (thanks for the info) 👍

  • @lseh4720
    @lseh4720 3 місяці тому +162

    “Grandpa Gets Shit Done” 50 years of legislative experience. Noel Casler said it. Should go on a tshirt

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 місяці тому +39

    I had to sit through the Kennedy ad myself, and the whole time I was thinking "You have got to be kidding me".

    • @RobertKeilOK
      @RobertKeilOK 3 місяці тому +6

      My wife and I were like “what was that all about?”

    • @cynthiaoconnor7185
      @cynthiaoconnor7185 3 місяці тому +7

      The ad said nothing about RFK Jr., it just showed older photos from JFK's era. Quit using the Camelot memories to push your deranged ideas.

    • @lukerichardson2404
      @lukerichardson2404 3 місяці тому

      @@cynthiaoconnor7185 Name one of his deranged ideas

  • @AlvaSudden
    @AlvaSudden 3 місяці тому +106

    Colbert gets the loudest ever applause last night while righteously trashing Trump. Let's do this some more.

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 3 місяці тому

      Yawn 🥱 His audience are a bunch of NYC libs. The most insufferable of all Libs

  • @gregthornton4209
    @gregthornton4209 3 місяці тому +529

    I'll vote for Biden's ghost before I'll EVER vote for Diaper Don. FDT

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 3 місяці тому +10

      💕❤️💫✨️🌟✨️💫❤️💕

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 3 місяці тому +21

      Damn straight.

    • @ajparr5585
      @ajparr5585 3 місяці тому +2

      why not RFK.You don't have to choose between those 2 crooks .

    • @gregthornton4209
      @gregthornton4209 3 місяці тому

      because RFK is crazier than the two combined!@@ajparr5585

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 3 місяці тому

      @@ajparr5585 Maybe because he is a flaming nutcase? Did you even watch the video? His entire family has basically disowned him as, again, a flaming nutcase. Without his name he’d be nobody politically. Is that a reason to vote for him?

  • @playinglifeoneasy9226
    @playinglifeoneasy9226 3 місяці тому +215

    Biden might be old but dark Brandon is timeless

  • @patrickdemarcevol
    @patrickdemarcevol 3 місяці тому +27

    Very good argument by Mr Haley: 'animals would never let the dumbest ones to lead the pack'. Let's hope humans show their animal side in the November election 😀

  • @MsSusanCunningham
    @MsSusanCunningham 3 місяці тому +122

    I LOVE that Biden was talking about shrinkflation, the need for greed is killing us and it's great to see the President of the United States actually shaming those that are profiting from our suffering ~ There is HOPE!!!!!

    • @javierhenriquez7927
      @javierhenriquez7927 3 місяці тому

      Well, if inflation didn't happen and the price was monitored by the government to prevent something like this 🤔 or at least hold everyone accountable for their actions and not just give leadway to your doners

    • @MsSusanCunningham
      @MsSusanCunningham 3 місяці тому

      If you're referring to all the tax breaks Trump gave to the rich then you're right, that was messed up, and he's promising to give them even more if he's given the chance, that's why it's so refreshing to hear Biden addressing the issue of shrinkflation, he's at least aware of the issues unlike Trump who doesn't care at all about the hardships people endure as long as they vote for him, it's always about HIM, Biden is for the people and it shows!!!@@javierhenriquez7927

    • @danaoakton1048
      @danaoakton1048 3 місяці тому

      HE CREATED SUFFERING!!!

    • @BulboLives
      @BulboLives 3 місяці тому

      Too bad Biden and the Democrats are always asking for MORE MONEY for the same failed ideas.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 3 місяці тому +616

    Remember when MAGA railed over Trump "forgetting" everything in depositions for his dozens of cases? Me neither.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 3 місяці тому +57

      Thinking E. Jean Carroll was his 2nd wife Marla.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 місяці тому +45

      And not being able to answer what year he was married to Marla.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 3 місяці тому +28

      "I can't remember" score board: Trump 2000 - Biden 1

    • @Philrc
      @Philrc 3 місяці тому +6

      Neither

    • @F8Tributo
      @F8Tributo 3 місяці тому +5

      Hah ha, good one! 👍

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg 3 місяці тому +719

    Nikki should've clapped back with, "A.) When it comes to NATO isn't it ironic that he OF ALL PEOPLE wants our allies to pay their debts, when he doesn't even pay his own? B.) My husband is doing something that you were too scared to do and that's serve in the military, President Bone Spurs. & C.) Instead of worrying about the whereabouts of my husband, I think you need to worry more about the whereabouts of your wife. Melania is not even in the military and yet she's STILL considered both M.I.A. AND A.W.O.L."

    • @kamwickw933
      @kamwickw933 3 місяці тому +78

      Sadly, Nikki’s not smart enough to say that. And she’ll gladly be his VP candidate if he asks.

    • @maxytwist
      @maxytwist 3 місяці тому +40

      Think you should be a political speech writer!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 місяці тому +35

      OR! She could just joined the "Where's Melania?" hashtag.

    • @patrich.890
      @patrich.890 3 місяці тому +19

      Well said. 👏👏

    • @pymarathon
      @pymarathon 3 місяці тому +49

      @@kamwickw933 I would never vote for Nikki in a million years, but if you look at her speeches on these topics from just the past couple of days alone she basically hits on exactly these points... and in a very intelligent and articulate way. Haley's problem isn't intelligence, it's morality and ethics!
      This tribalistic view that seems to have infected the GOP where white Americans are hard-working patriots leading the world into a new tomorrow while everyone else is a dangerous threat that must be struck down at every opportunity is completely unacceptable.

  • @-erm2918
    @-erm2918 3 місяці тому +23

    Another GREAT show. I'm glad he did the gangsta dialect for mocking T threatening NATO members.

  • @rickbullock4331
    @rickbullock4331 3 місяці тому +12

    The writers were really on their game for this monologue. Well done Mr. Colbert, on the delivery of these lines, they definitely hit home.👍👍

  • @babybijou969
    @babybijou969 3 місяці тому +150

    The best thing about Michael Haley’s epic clapback tweet to Trump, is how many news agencies he tagged. We’ll see which ones have the brass ones to cover it 😂

  • @genomitchalinni8106
    @genomitchalinni8106 3 місяці тому +280

    "Do whatever the hell you want!" Was the major point of Trump's Helsinki meeting with Putin.

    • @tonyh8510
      @tonyh8510 3 місяці тому +9

      How soon we forget

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 3 місяці тому +8

      “We still good on the kompromat?”

    • @randyronny7735
      @randyronny7735 3 місяці тому +2

      In December 1986 he was given a tour of Russia. In January 1987 he published a letter stating that we should stop funding support of NATO. He has been in the bag for a long time.

  • @DaellusKnights
    @DaellusKnights 3 місяці тому +9

    10:09 - Holymotherofsweetbabyjesus that wedding vows crack was one HELLUVA smack 🙀😹
    Hell, the entire last three minutes of the monologue was just VICIOUS!
    I'M LOVIN IT! 😂😭🤣 😻🤩

  • @charleskramer7062
    @charleskramer7062 3 місяці тому +239

    I did NOT panic about Biden’s age. He’s been doing a remarkable job, and that is what counts.

    • @moremiaj4786
      @moremiaj4786 3 місяці тому +21

      My thoughts exactly. The man is delegating appropriately and that is the hallmark of a true leader...No good leader can do it by themselves, that is why they chose capable deputies.

    • @richardgann5400
      @richardgann5400 3 місяці тому +22

      Age,image. Ringo is 83 and He's Still Touring, Willie Nelson is 90 also Touring, Mick and Keith are over 80, McCartney is Over 80, so why all this " age" thing.

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 3 місяці тому +12

      Hey, he's getting on. But he has Dr. Jill and a solid team with him. And he listens and balances choices.

    • @BrianLockett
      @BrianLockett 3 місяці тому +13

      Eh, not even I would say Biden's been "remarkable," and I hope he wins again. I'd say that he's been a responsible, fairly average President and that's far more than what Trump ever was as President or ever could be for a second term. Sadly, the bar is that low now: Just be normal and reasonable as leader and you'll be great.

    • @eskimoney
      @eskimoney 3 місяці тому +1

      @@richardgann5400have you not seen his forgetfulness?

  • @shtirlh7825
    @shtirlh7825 3 місяці тому +124

    The writers are on fire. 😂

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 3 місяці тому +1

      ...or from Transsilvania 🦇😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 місяці тому +1027

    Maybe Trump should start answering where he's hiding Melania first before he starts asking where other people's spouses are.

    • @Bob61944
      @Bob61944 3 місяці тому +116

      He isn’t hiding her, she’s hiding from him.

    • @nursejackie4454
      @nursejackie4454 3 місяці тому +24

      Love this ❤

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 3 місяці тому

      Every accusation is just a confession with Trump

    • @zotha
      @zotha 3 місяці тому +1

      Trump is not smart enough to actually come up with inventive insults or dirt. All of his insults are projection, all of the dirt he brings up on anyone is a confession.

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 3 місяці тому +4

      Love from a sub but definitely a tough reqt for them for the next period

  • @RomanJockMCO
    @RomanJockMCO 3 місяці тому +17

    How can anyone look at the Tangerine Toddler and think "he's my guy"?

  • @jayrutter6111
    @jayrutter6111 3 місяці тому +9

    Steven Colbert and his writers go from strength to strength. Great lines about t - rump and his ilk.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 місяці тому +224

    I would say that these people on the right are losing their minds over Taylor Swift, but that would imply that they had minds to lose, so I digress.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 3 місяці тому +13

      I liked the Dak Brandon troll President Biden did after the game. Chef's Kiss on that.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 3 місяці тому +9

      They've lost their 💩

    • @marydunbar57
      @marydunbar57 3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 3 місяці тому

      if the chiefs had lost it would have been taylor swifts fault. the right wing media machine would have been repeating that over and over for days.

    • @cbeaucrawford
      @cbeaucrawford 3 місяці тому

      The right is always cancelling stuff they don't like

  • @mikevaleriano9557
    @mikevaleriano9557 3 місяці тому +225

    Holy crap the whole monologue was pure fire, this is peak Stephen!

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t 3 місяці тому +8

      it was a good audience too

    • @daniellove162
      @daniellove162 3 місяці тому +2

      I think he hit his peak 15 years ago.

    • @solderbuff
      @solderbuff 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@daniellove162, what are you talking about? The monologue is written by writers. And his theatrical abilities shine.

    • @randysmith3492
      @randysmith3492 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@daniellove162 Do you remember when late night was still kinda funny?
      I miss SNL when Chris Farley, Mike Myers and the weekend report with norm McDonald.
      Party on!

    • @IJayAmLegend
      @IJayAmLegend 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@randysmith3492don't think SC's going to dumb is down far enough, sorry dude 😢

  • @Kevmaster2000
    @Kevmaster2000 3 місяці тому +7

    Biden talking about chip bags having less chips is the most relatable thing he’s ever said! I’m sick of being ripped off too!

    • @ellossszz
      @ellossszz 3 місяці тому

      then colbert makes some stupid joke about how tootsie roles taste, which has literally nothing to do with inflation
      The most obvious distraction and downplaying that I've ever seen
      Colbert's just another corporate puppet and it saddens me

  • @plyric
    @plyric 3 місяці тому +11

    10:08-10:09 "He quoted his wedding vows..." LOVE IT!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 3 місяці тому +281

    First I watched Jon Stewart on the Daily show and then switched to Stephen Colbert. 2 lights in this Political darkness we're in are at it again! Beautiful!!

    • @maudefindlay3949
      @maudefindlay3949 3 місяці тому +3

      2 very dim lights.

    • @rhyancoleman6462
      @rhyancoleman6462 3 місяці тому +10

      How ironic that he has John Oliver tonight as well.

    • @nathanadler8316
      @nathanadler8316 3 місяці тому +5

      @@maudefindlay3949 Stinky Don 1946-2024

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess 3 місяці тому +9

      Don't forget Seth Meyers!

    • @zbagz01
      @zbagz01 3 місяці тому +8

      @@maudefindlay3949 If you think they are so dim, why are you watching?

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 місяці тому +869

    I really wish that the MSM and late night shows would stop mentioning Biden's age but NEVER Trump's age! THEY'RE BOTH OLD, WE GET IT!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP CALLING IT OUT, INCLUDE TRUMP TOO! HOW HARD IS THAT?!

    • @lorimontcalm9086
      @lorimontcalm9086 3 місяці тому +118

      My thought exactly. They are helping to keep the focus on Biden's age, but never Trump's, it pisses me off.

    • @JosephWolfson
      @JosephWolfson 3 місяці тому +50

      Stewart did that

    • @SageVallant
      @SageVallant 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@JosephWolfson Somehow always the last bastion of truth in news.

    • @joym.4082
      @joym.4082 3 місяці тому

      I think they need to rub it in , that one is mentally ill, the other is not. One wants to rule over you the other does not. One has done a really good job the other has not. Vote blue , global peace, climate change and everyday America qualities depends on it.

    • @nsas54
      @nsas54 3 місяці тому +26

      Truth! Really sick of it.

  • @user-gd2gj9yd6u
    @user-gd2gj9yd6u 3 місяці тому +7

    I love the writers, and Colbert is one of the greatest!!! Thanks for helping me find laughs in such trying times for our country.

  • @d.p.89
    @d.p.89 3 місяці тому +10

    "A big strong country with tears in its eyes came up to me to say..."

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 місяці тому +297

    "Hey Qanon, wanna come to my pizza party?"
    Savage!

    • @diana050661
      @diana050661 3 місяці тому +6

      Legend but you know they're coming for him they take it as a sign or something

    • @solderbuff
      @solderbuff 3 місяці тому +6

      Can someone explain this joke to non-natives?

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 3 місяці тому

      One of the wackier qanon stories is that the deep state/democrats have secret ch!ld secks trafficking dungeons in the basements of Pizza Huts.
      So several years ago one of them went into a pizza place with an assault rifle and shot up the place in search of the door to the basement that doesn't exist.
      Good times. ​@@solderbuff

    • @alice88wa
      @alice88wa 3 місяці тому

      ​@@solderbuff Pizzagate was the conspiracy theory that kinda put Qanon on the map. The claim, god it's so effing bonkers, is that Hillary Clinton and other powerful Democrats were running a human trafficking, pedo ring out of the basement of a pizza parlor 🤦

    • @alice88wa
      @alice88wa 3 місяці тому

      ​​​@@solderbuff Huh I can't tell is UA-cam is censoring me. The pizza conspiracy put Qanon on the map. It claimed that Hillary Clinton and other Democrats were using the basement of a pizza parlor to run a human trafficking and... how to say it? pedocure ring.
      Edit: looks like UA-cam doesn't look me saying the official name of the conspiracy. It's the Watergate naming scheme with Pizza at the front if you wanna research it for yourself. It is beyond bonkers.

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 3 місяці тому +171

    That wasn't memory loss. That was anger. How dare you? I mean, wtf? I would feel the same if some random person asked me that question. I have a deceased child and I can relate.

    • @JanetBeebe-nh9re
      @JanetBeebe-nh9re 3 місяці тому +17

      My son, Phillip has passed on years ago, but it still feels like yesterday. Shame on whoever came with that remark. What is happening to this country where disrespect for the deceased is a Social Media Stab in the back
      😢 Shame.

    • @KathleenHammett-hr1gy
      @KathleenHammett-hr1gy 3 місяці тому +22

      Exactly! Biden didn't answer that question not because he didn't remember when his son died, he just wasn't going to justify such a question with a response.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 3 місяці тому +22

      He said it’s none of their effing business. I agree, pres Biden.
      I have the same response when appropriate.

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 3 місяці тому +6

      So very sorry for the loss of your son. That’s terrible.

    • @mellocello187
      @mellocello187 3 місяці тому +5

      @@JanetBeebe-nh9reSo sorry about the passing of Phillip. That’s terrible.

  • @willdickinson4177
    @willdickinson4177 3 місяці тому +50

    Ohhhhh if ONLY someone at that rally had immediately cried out “Where’s Melania?!”

  • @henrydawkins1335
    @henrydawkins1335 3 місяці тому +13

    When Travis sang viva Las Vegas that was the worst Elvis impersonation 😂

    • @RobertKeilOK
      @RobertKeilOK 3 місяці тому +5

      Also, he should probably leave the singing to Taylor.

    • @henrydawkins1335
      @henrydawkins1335 3 місяці тому +1

      Or I'm going to Disney world ​@@RobertKeilOK

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, but they’ll never forget it, Lol!😆

  • @raventree333
    @raventree333 3 місяці тому +92

    Just watched Stephen Colbert Late Show monologue, and Jon Stewart Daily Show back to back. Laughter is healing.. They are a balm for the soul. Thank you Jon and Stephen! And Jimmy Kimmel.

    • @karinmiller1821
      @karinmiller1821 3 місяці тому +13

      And Seth Meyers!!

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah 3 місяці тому +5

      They are all great, except for that Fallon guy. Loving Jon Stewart coming back this year even if it is only one day a week.

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@arellatikvahyou are so right about Fallon! He is so talented, and he has the Roots as his house band, yet his show is pedestrian and mediocre at best.....Sad😢

  • @davesky538
    @davesky538 3 місяці тому +75

    Tonights monolog is particularly done very well! It really takes a lot to make me laugh. At age 70 I've become sullen and cynical because of MAGA and the men behind it going back decades! I appreciate every joke and every political truth. In particular where I involuntarily snort along with a good belly laugh! Thank you so much!😅

  • @Echiya
    @Echiya 3 місяці тому +7

    Great writers on this show and as always... delivered expertly. Better than the news!

  • @monalisa062656
    @monalisa062656 3 місяці тому +6

    Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!!

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman 3 місяці тому +100

    "Never come to help or support you. Do you something that's actually sweet? He quoted his wedding vows."
    Savage AF!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 3 місяці тому +59

    Colbert hits a homerun with his appproach to the Hur report.

  • @user-xf4oo3bw7r
    @user-xf4oo3bw7r 3 місяці тому +11

    Nikki should have asked in her campaign stump, " Where is Melania?"😅

  • @user-qo3jh9mn1t
    @user-qo3jh9mn1t 3 місяці тому +8

    Glad to see a reasonable light on President Biden.

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey 3 місяці тому +40

    Trump was on social media yesterday. He congratulated the state of Kansas.
    Kansas City is in Missouri.

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 3 місяці тому +4

      Kansas City is partially in Kansas and in also partially in Missouri.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 3 місяці тому +2

      The funny thing is: he did the same once while campaigning in Kansas City. He still hasn’t learned.

    • @annasamek5179
      @annasamek5179 3 місяці тому +1

      yes, but the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri@@rootzero

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 3 місяці тому +1

      @@rootzero KCKS and KCMO are legally different cities. KCMO is the larger city and has a football team. Both are in what Dolt 45 would consider flyover states, and both with enough rightwing reactionary voters that he can win here without trying. He has no motive to show respect for the Midwest because he will get a slim majority no matter what. Those who don't live in a battleground state don't matter to the Furious Fuehrer. Those who do, he has a limited use for them.✌🖖

  • @OtayBuckwheat
    @OtayBuckwheat 3 місяці тому +62

    A big country came up to me and said Sir,
    With tears streaming down its mountains.

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 3 місяці тому +5

    "Count Dragula?" : D I love it!!

  • @mayac8985
    @mayac8985 3 місяці тому +19

    Never knew Biden was a troll 😂 "just like we drew it up"

    • @arnezbridges93
      @arnezbridges93 3 місяці тому +4

      Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

    • @arnezbridges93
      @arnezbridges93 3 місяці тому +1

      Biden was always lightly trolling, but you'd need to knowv1940-50 slang to get it and the age gap is just too wide. Most of his jokes have Double meaning if you grew up close to that time. I didn't get slang til the 80's but there were plenty of old folks to translate at that point.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 місяці тому +1

      Gentle reminder that the man grew up in Scranton, PA. He can dish it out if he needs to.

  • @eclectickimmer
    @eclectickimmer 3 місяці тому +308

    The PA joke absolutely killed! Go WRITERS, go!!

    • @user-hj9em8oq6z
      @user-hj9em8oq6z 3 місяці тому +1

      Great that you acknowledge the guy you watch is not even talented.

    • @HUFFLE-PUFF
      @HUFFLE-PUFF 3 місяці тому

      @@user-hj9em8oq6zDonald 🤖

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 3 місяці тому +20

      @@user-hj9em8oq6z Oh really? How come YOU'RE watching him then....

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 3 місяці тому +17

      @@user-hj9em8oq6z Sorry his intelligent sense of humor is over your head.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 3 місяці тому

      @@user-hj9em8oq6z You should know all about "not even talented", puny little troll, you have to listen to Farty-five's ramble everyday. Btw Enjoying your 2017 tax cut?

  • @danburnes722
    @danburnes722 3 місяці тому +169

    Very hilarious tonight. Colbert described Trump as an evil Golden Retriever. “Where’s ball?”.

    • @marydunbar57
      @marydunbar57 3 місяці тому +8

      Harsh on Golden Retrievers 😮

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 3 місяці тому +7

      ... orange Labradoodle 😂😊

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 3 місяці тому +5

      Proof positive that my cat is more intelligent. She knows exactly where that mouse went. Hell, even the mouse is smarter, and it's a stuffed toy!

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 3 місяці тому +7

      Except I must say, I don't think there's such a thing as an evil Golden Retriever. It's just absent in their DNA

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 3 місяці тому

      I've known and loved many cats in my life and each one was far more intelligent than Trump.@@annphillips1086

  • @rhymeswithsomethingy4766
    @rhymeswithsomethingy4766 3 місяці тому +7

    This is SO spot on! You nailed it, Team Colbert 🙌😆😂🤣👍👍

  • @johnnielsen7413
    @johnnielsen7413 3 місяці тому +5

    One of the best-written monologues ever.

  • @j.l.austin2104
    @j.l.austin2104 3 місяці тому +81

    Yes Stephen! You called him straight up WHAT HE IS!! So few are willing to... Thank YOU for being the voice of reason to the world every night.
    PLEASE keep up the great work!! 💯

  • @edwardcunha1629
    @edwardcunha1629 3 місяці тому +102

    I love that quote, "the difference between animals and humans is animals would never let the dumbest one lead the pack"

  • @radicalross7700
    @radicalross7700 3 місяці тому +5

    Travis should leave the singing to his girlfriend.😂😂😂

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand 3 місяці тому +6

    "You gotta seal the envelope somehow" will somehow remain with me every time I see an unsealed envelope.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 3 місяці тому +71

    "Melania joined the National Guard" had me in stitches!!
    She'll appear on the campaign trail only when Donnie pays for it, as provided by the new pre-nup she negotiated.

  • @expatannie6958
    @expatannie6958 3 місяці тому +78

    The writer who came up with the "Transylvania" joke deserves a raise! That was a good one!🤣

    • @Smilley85
      @Smilley85 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreed, especially with the Count Dragula follow-up.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 3 місяці тому

      That joke is so old, it appeared in an early Simpsons Haloween episode.

  • @rosaromeroguiance3497
    @rosaromeroguiance3497 3 місяці тому +5

    I needed a good laugh! Felt sooo good!

  • @MRAustismCFEpilepsy
    @MRAustismCFEpilepsy 3 місяці тому +3

    “TRANSYLVANIA!” - I WAS LAUGHING FOR 20 MINUTES!

  • @jacquelineromano1481
    @jacquelineromano1481 3 місяці тому +161

    😂😂😂 OMG, Changing PA name to Transylvania, home of Count Dragula!! ❤❤❤ These writers and Colbert are on freaking fire! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @ariaafshar4212
    @ariaafshar4212 3 місяці тому +37

    On the night that John Stewart did a both side segment about Trump and Biden, Colbert made it clear what’s the difference between These two. Thank you Stephen.

    • @Rhov9
      @Rhov9 3 місяці тому +3

      I dunno, I think Jon made some great points himself. He did also clarify that one is just old while the other is old AND under 91 indictments - so I think he was fair.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 3 місяці тому +7

    I lolled at the Qanon Pizza Party gag.
    Been a long time since that happened on Colbert.
    And then it happened AGAIN when Melania joined the National Guard!1

  • @jackiealba5421
    @jackiealba5421 3 місяці тому +4

    Hilarious 😂 Dark Biden!!! 😂😂😂

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 3 місяці тому +168

    I love the Dark Brandon played into the conspiracy, lol. That's top notch campaign awareness.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 3 місяці тому +22

      It's hilarious because the dark Brandon thing was supposed to be criticizing Biden but it makes him look super cool with the Lazer eyes

    • @elss8717
      @elss8717 3 місяці тому +9

      @@charityquill4965 Brandon was supposed to be an insult but Biden turned it around made it dark and cool.

    • @rustyshackelford5758
      @rustyshackelford5758 3 місяці тому

      How stupid are you people?

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 3 місяці тому +177

    RFK pinning the ad and then saying "I'm sorry IF the ad hurt anyone" is just insult added to injury.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 3 місяці тому +28

      His family has disowned him. He doesn't care. He gets all the support he needs from space creatures in other star systems.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 місяці тому

      Please refer to that idiot as RFK Jr only. (so he won't be confused with the honorable RFK)
      Or as he is otherwise known; Roid Droid Robby

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 3 місяці тому +25

      It’s RFK Jr. you forgot the jr. he’s nothing like his father.

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty 3 місяці тому +18

      @@disastermaster1413 Yes, he's NOTHING like Bobby or his uncle Jack (or uncle Ted for that matter). They would be appalled at what he's saying and doing. Junior is getting paid for it and eating up the attention. (The group that recruited him has funders including Harlan Crow, Clarence Thomas' sugar daddy.) Bobby Shriver, btw, is a good guy. He used to live where I do and worked to make improvements in our community. His Mom started Special Olympics decades ago and supported it until she died. His Dad organized the Peace Corps for JFK.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah. The only redeeming thing about RFK is his jacked body.

  • @tonyamoony
    @tonyamoony 3 місяці тому +3

    @4:27 OMG I am rollin over here...did not see that comin'! 🤣😂🤣🙃😁

  • @lynnd.
    @lynnd. 3 місяці тому +6

    Bless you Steven! I just canceled your buddy Stewart from my recording list for Biden BASHING. Keep up the good work and support our country and democracy and President.

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 3 місяці тому +1

      I did too! What a jerk! One of his first shows and he has to bash President Biden. Won’t No be watching anymore.

  • @dbrent4970
    @dbrent4970 3 місяці тому +38

    The wedding vows line was genius!

  • @johanjoseph4802
    @johanjoseph4802 3 місяці тому +161

    Stewart & Colbert back to back 💚 I can feel my soul healing already

  • @danieldubei
    @danieldubei 3 місяці тому +3

    As someone born in actual Transylvania, I approve this message :)

  • @Boogeyman1435
    @Boogeyman1435 3 місяці тому +2

    "Transylvania". OMG!! LMAO! 😂🤣😂

  • @IMSerious209
    @IMSerious209 3 місяці тому +45

    Stephen, your interpretation of agent orange 🍊 is second to none, very well honed. And that Transylvania
    joke floored me completely, just brilliant!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 3 місяці тому +5

      Colbert has the best comedy writers in the business. 😁👍

  • @karinmiller1821
    @karinmiller1821 3 місяці тому +28

    “Transylvania.” Brilliant.

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 3 місяці тому +3

    I’ve been a PA resident for most of my life as well as a descendent of some of the earliest settlers & Trump’s presence in our state is an insult.

  • @helloworld7087
    @helloworld7087 3 місяці тому +2

    Coming from a guy that owes everyone!

  • @bobwoods1302
    @bobwoods1302 3 місяці тому +244

    Biden is right to call out companies for shrinkflation. Overpackaging of products is a problem as well.

    • @richardbaylis9150
      @richardbaylis9150 3 місяці тому +15

      Companies are global and, trust me, they stiff consumers like this all over the world. Of course, they will say they would have to put the prices up if they kept the contents the same, but they also put prices up anyway. I have nothing against a company making a profit so they can keep going and provide employment, but 100% this tactic is all about paying fat cat bonuses to management and benefitting the major shareholders.

    • @drooplug
      @drooplug 3 місяці тому +4

      I buy a cereal and the box is about 52% full. I can nearly pour the entire contents of a second box in.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 місяці тому +7

      @drooplug There is some justification for that. Having a lot of air in the packaging keeps it from getting easily crushed in transit and storage. Same reason crisp packets are half empty.
      Whether that amount of air needs to be half, or you could have a 75% full packet/box, is something I sadly don't know enough to say.
      That said, shrinkflation is 100% a real, serious issue. A lot of companies have been putting prices up while cutting back on product sizes. You only need to look at their huge profit margins to see that inflation was merely an excuse for them to do that too.

    • @bobwoods1302
      @bobwoods1302 3 місяці тому

      True but other stuff is much more durable and is still over packaged to make it seem like we are getting more.@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

    • @drooplug
      @drooplug 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Typically with a cereal it's settling. But this is far too much.

  • @YZ250W1
    @YZ250W1 3 місяці тому +24

    That quote from Mr. Hayley was out of the park.

  • @thomasbecker9676
    @thomasbecker9676 3 місяці тому +13

    Pennsylvania doesn't want Trump.

  • @user-kg5ux6xz2n
    @user-kg5ux6xz2n 3 місяці тому +3

    TRANSYLVANIA...Brilliant, f#@cking brilliant!

  • @eliassalcedo5229
    @eliassalcedo5229 3 місяці тому +208

    Trump is asking for Nikki's husband, but forgetting he has a wife and her name is Melania.

    • @jferguson8127
      @jferguson8127 3 місяці тому +12

      Don't you mean "Melanie"...? Cheers

    • @eliassalcedo5229
      @eliassalcedo5229 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jferguson8127He pronounces Melania , maybe that's why 😊

    • @nancywilliams3265
      @nancywilliams3265 3 місяці тому +12

      Nikki should have replied that at least her husband wasn’t renegotiating a pre-nup.

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 3 місяці тому +2

      @elias - wrong. ABotsayswhat?

    • @user-ey3ts3is7h
      @user-ey3ts3is7h 3 місяці тому

      I heard trump is gay.nothing wrong with that.

  • @deborahburrell-sinkler8005
    @deborahburrell-sinkler8005 3 місяці тому +38

    That was FIRE, Mr Haley😂

  • @catherinewelsh7828
    @catherinewelsh7828 3 місяці тому +2

    The writers were on fire for this one

  • @Stratelier
    @Stratelier 3 місяці тому +1

    Okay, that Pennsylvania joke at the end was GOOD.

  • @souhilabouchareb9386
    @souhilabouchareb9386 3 місяці тому +159

    American History, American laws, NATO, women... Donald Trump doesn't know or respect all of it/them. Nothing new, just worst. Great monologue by Stephen Colbert & the writers, as always. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

    • @kellibarnhouse6160
      @kellibarnhouse6160 3 місяці тому

      Spread it around Trump is a Fascist Criminal and needs to be arrested and Tried on All of Federal 91 Indictments!

  • @jeanhiebert3425
    @jeanhiebert3425 3 місяці тому +34

    Knocked it out of the park with these jokes!! My stomach hurts from laughing

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone 3 місяці тому +1

      This Stephen kid is pretty good. I hope he goes into the television industry

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj 3 місяці тому +2

    WTF...Those "Rock hard toast discs" are the best part of Chex Mix!
    You take that back, Stephen!

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 3 місяці тому +8

    Call me old fashioned, but I’m going to vote for the “sympathetic elderly man” over the unsympathetic elderly man.

  • @Jay_the_Caffeinator
    @Jay_the_Caffeinator 3 місяці тому +38

    I find it funny. In the other part of that NATO speech. Trump: "If you don't pay your bills, no help."
    That's pretty funny coming from a guy who doesn't pay his own bills. 😂😊

  • @JessicaMGolm
    @JessicaMGolm 3 місяці тому +40

    Stephen, this was one of your BEST openers ever! Thank you. 🎉

  • @videoinformer
    @videoinformer 3 місяці тому +1

    Great monologue! One belly laugh after another! One of several apexes: the greeting card. Someone's gonna print that one! It'll sell millions.

  • @SayBootsey
    @SayBootsey 3 місяці тому +1

    "Transsilvania" and "Count Dragula" killed me :-D