Taylor Swift Urges Fans To Vote | Michelle Obama Isn’t Running | Bezos Is Richer Than Musk
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2024
- Taylor Swift is helping get out the vote on Super Tuesday, former First Lady Michelle Obama announced she will not run for president, and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is once again the world’s richest person.
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As a chilean I can confirm since I am LITERALLY having a Cerveza Cristal while watching this !!!
I thought I'd tried every beer in the world. Do they sell Cristal outside Chile?
@@PhilipDeLamarter they do. It's not that great though.-
That beer is Cuban. I had it all the time in Havana.
@@Fibonacci64 nop. Its Chilean
@@Fibonacci64 most South American countries have a "Cristal" lager of some sort.
The "cerveza cristal" bit had big Seth Meyers energy, and I absolutely loved it. It's really stupid, it's going on entirely too long, and every moment is comedic gold.
and now I can't get it out of my head...
That jingle was everywhere in Chile! Insanely catchy! (Bad beer) 😂😂😂
And the jackals would jump on to correct the famous Star Wars quote if this were Seth Meyers's show.
Now I want a beer
I usually don't care for the bits that go on way too long, but this one hit very nicely.
As a Chilean 🇨🇱, it's surreal to watch this!! 😂😂😂😂 BTW, Cristal is the Chilean Budweiser: very popular and very bad beer. 😄
Very surreal! And kind of scary also I don’t know why😂
wow way to go supporting your country!
@@jamesmartin-ic2rj There are very good Chilean beers - other than Cristal. If you ever come here, you can have a tasting, and realize that Cristal is a beer you drink when you are thirsty. Decent, but if you want something good, there is, for example, Kunstmann. They have a beer with hints of honey - delicious.
Southern Chile has a strong German presence. Beer and küchen are excellent there.
😂
I will, your country has been on my radar to visit,i have 3 Chileanian friends who of course recommend it and for your cuisine also, one day!
Those Cerveza Cristal ads have been an untapped gold mine of meme potential for over 20 years. I'm glad Colbert's team is making the most of it. :)
As the world burns
Wasted 4 minutes of my time on a STUPID TASTELESS BEER THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE !!!
Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺 Your supreme court is nuts man, its just blatant corruption 😂
@@user-ny3sk1ur8s You don't have to light our SC on fire to get their attn, just offer their moms a house and a nice RV...
Sorry, "luxury vehicle".
@@user-ny3sk1ur8s I mean, you either get the references or you don't.
Weird you would go straight to ME having brain damage just because you don't. 🤔
We need an antidote for GREED on this planet!
UGH! 🤮🤮🤮
Your not wrong Ralph
@@user-ny3sk1ur8s he is referring to Clarence Thomas.
As a Chilean, I’m not super proud but, also kinda proud 😂😂😂😂
"Me likey MeinKampfff, bingbingbang Russia ooooohhhhhh" ~ Best Trump impersonation ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏😔
Faithful Chilean viewer living in the UK. Last thing I expected was a whole part of the monologue dedicated to Cerveza Cristal jajajajajja (translation: hahahahha)
Can you please tell me what the background singers are saying in the jingle? Something something mas hermosa??
@@callmechiaThey are singing "Es Única, Grande y Nuestra"... Something like "It's unique, big and ours"
@@AlonsoSandovalMagnani thank you so much 😊
Senator Sinema: don't let the door hit ya where the AZ electorate split ya!
fails to mention rfk jr is running for the president of the united states
@@troymcclellan2842 Someone should mention that a few hundred times then.
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@laalaa99stl. What’s happening with her? Good old Krysten?
@@solvseusAlways good to highlight the literally insane people running for office, just in case.
America : the country where an Insurrectionist can run for president again and SC justices will make sure he wins.
It sucks doesn't it ?
If that does happen..just the insane irony…just mindblowing
He was never charged with insurection. If you watch the reel news you'd know
Ah yes the fishing nooz@@Conservadouche93
Planet America spinning out of orbit.
Also I know some people noticed Louis Cato bobbing his head to Cerveza Cristal but also shoutout to the drummer for bobbing her head along to the jingle too. 😂😂
As a chilean fan of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert from day one, I'm so happy our "ad/meme" appears on the show 🥲 Greetings from Chile!
Chi Chi Chi Le Le Le! Viva Chile!
I hate you Colbert! It’s morning here in the UK and I’m now going to have that Cerveza Cristal jingle in my head all day! 🍺😱🤣
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Please make comment about Ruth Gottesman who recently gave 1 billion dollars to Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx. The money will pay tuition to medical students indefinitely. We need more billionaires like Ruth Gottesman. ❤
Proof that we should only allow women to be billionaires. MacKenzie Scott, Melinda French Gates, and now the really cool Dr. Ruth.
Or....how about there are no billionaires, wealth is distributed more fairly, then more people have opportunities without having to depend on the rare odds of receiving charity from a billionaire?
Tax appropriately. Side note her husband left her the inheritance.
@@daniellamcgee4251Explain what do you mean by fair
We don't need any billionaires (seriously, what can you do with 10 billion that you can't do with 100m?), and we need them paying proper taxes, not accepting whatever scraps they deign to throw us.
The corporate greed needs to be stopped! Tax the crap out of them, personal and business!
Stephen, YOU are what will get us through this election! We need you and Bernie now more than ever!!
As long as Bernie can stay focused on fighting billionaires and not pandering to the Russian oligarchs they are in league with, agreed.
AND Cerveza Crystal
Hell! I needed Colbert when Trump was first in office and throughout the pandemic.
Both Stephen and John Stewart; we’ll be in good hands this year
😂
Living in Washington State we vote like Colorado. Mail in or drop box. I can’t believe that all 50 states don’t do it that way. It is ridiculous to have the inconvenience of having to go to a polling place.
Everyone should be able to vote. And forcing people to go into polling places causes some people with children or work not be able to vote.
Yes, my precinct kept changing the location to vote in person,it was a school, a church, a mobile home office....I got tired of it so when Colorado started mail in ballots I registered for it & have💙 loved it! Also, 💙Colorado has the Gold Standard in mail in voting. 👏👍
We have everything here in CA. Mail-in, dropboxes, in person. It's almost like they want people to vote here, and we still don't. 🙁
That’s the plan….SUPPRESS THE VOTE
Making sure people will not be able to vote is like #2 on the republikunt manifesto....
Why not add the toilet bowl as a place to drop your vote? I like to send letters to Obama and Biden that way.
Go swifties
We need you more than ever
When your of age and get American citizenship.
@@8arrowswhat do you mean „get“? Are children not considered citizens?
I think you mean „get the right to vote“.
I've noticed that nearly 100% of people on UA-cam who knock Taylor - or her fans - cannot spell!
@@troymcclellan2842 I heard he's supporting BTS
@@troymcclellan2842 That's because he has bad blood.
That's not a Swift reference, he's literally on steroids.
600 billion dollars just for 3 people... I mean... I wonder how many problems that could fix with even half of that. so gross.
all of them
Well, that money isn't sitting in a basement doing nothing - it's invested inside the companies, in the products and services, in the deliverables, or, if it's in the bank, it's being loaned out to smaller companies. Most of that money is doing some kind of work.
It's the decision making power that that much capital gives a handful of individuals that is the most problematic part of this
Like it or love it, they earned it.
@Mak_Vintage Did they? Of the backs of overworked, underpaid slave labor, sure.
@@Mak_VintageBy exploiting others
That lil xenonorph with a CERVEZA CRISTAL 😂
That was the best.
Once your net worth is over 1 billion you deserve to be paying a 50% flat tax rate, and the goes more so for these upper 1% 200 billion plus billionaires.
Shit. After the Depression the top income tax rate was like 90%. The rich caused the Depression and people wanted the wealthy elite to pay for it. Top rate was 70%until Reagan. That's why Reagan was a hero of the Republican party for years.
There’s no such thing as a wealth tax. Perhaps there should be.
@@karenneill9109There used to be.
in the 1930s FDR taxed people far less wealthy for 90%. once you are over $200m I'd say a 90% personal tax rate is justified
Why not 100% over $200 billion? 🤷♀️
Cobert! You are my favorite. Thanks for not watering down your Traitor Trump monologues.
There were a lot more people voting at my polling place midday than I’ve ever seen in a previous primary. And WAY more volunteers too! It was a sight to see. Every one was SO nice there and in a great mood! My entire family, (which includes a few deprogrammed exmaga) ALL voted BLUE straight down the ballot. BLUE TO SAVE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸🥰💙🗳️✅
Glad to hear that and thank you!
The saddest irony being the GOPunk frontrunner is a nutjob who doesn’t even believe in elections.
Yes thank you!! ❤🇺🇸💙
Great News. 🎉
🌎: " 🙂 ‼️ 😀 🤗🎶🎶 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶"
Stephen’s art department is brilliant! Cervesa Cristal!
Diaper Don losing what is left of his demented mind.
The left side of Trump's brain is not right, & the right side of his brain has nothing left.
What do you mean "what is left"?
That implies he even had one to begin with
@@jessetorres8738first off Trump has to have a brain and it seems like that's not happening at all
@maxwolf2726 if Biden has one is brand new, never used , it will never work.
The scene from Alien had me laughing way too hard!🤣🤣🤣
That Alien alien with Cerveza Crystal was pretty funny 😁
Should have a 6 pack in all the eggs as well...fire
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It was horrific. How desensitised to violence people have become
@@da-be-juIsn't that the truth. I remember the first time I saw that scene in the movie, I literally had nightmares. Now it's on prime time tv.
Yay Evie! Even her bobble head figure is 🔥
I absolutely love Stephen’s rendition of Trump’s rapture noises. Oooooo-ooooo. Perfect.
It's kinda gross but accurate
SC is going to get some mileage out of that joke 😅
As a Cochise County, AZ rancher/landowner, I'm voting BLUE down the ENTIRE BALLOT!
Howdy from the Sulphur Springs Valley! :)
I am a cochise landowner as well
@@pedrozatravel Oh? What part of the county are you in? I'm between Douglas and Willcox.
Thank you! 👍🇺🇸💙
@@SouthwesternEagle I own a parcel out in Twin Lakes, just outside of Wilcox. I went there once, it is nothing but a piece of dirt with some tumbleweeds, but they are my tumbleweeds 😁
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Props to the graphical team, those were some flawless add-ons to the movies...
That Cristal shit in Star Wars had me rolling XD
Democracy has never been more in peril. Vote Blue everyone.
Unless you want to see a lot of SNL sketches where Mikey is Biden & James is Trump, I doubt most people in this country really want a rematch of Grandpa 1 & Grandpa 2 running for President again. That said, if it does come down to Biden or Trump, Biden won't attempt to overthow our democracy & won't spend the next 4 years hiring yes men to only benefit himself.
Same thing was said back in 2020.
It's as true now as it was then.
I like candidates without a rape conviction
Democracy has never been more in peril, two interchangeable parties. Vote Green.
@@stephenkennedy8305help Trump win; vote green. What? You think any Trump-fans will *ever* vote green?
You have just given this Chilean beer company millions of dollars worth of valuable free advertising. 😂
Are they still in business?
I really don't think Our Boy Stephen cares at all, not one iota.
@@PhilipDeLamarter yup
@@PhilipDeLamarter They are the strongest in Chile.
@@PhilipDeLamarternot a good beer tho 😢
This segment is the best product placement Cerveza Cristal has ever had!
Cerveza Cristal!
I am a volunteer election official in VA. Since it was a dual primary, we had to ask voter’s which primary they wanted to vote in. Saddest thing I heard was “I’ll vote Republican but it isn’t like that will matter once the ballots from Northern VA are counted.” Ma’am, a Primary doesn’t work that way! 🤦♀️. So much stupidity and blind loyalty. (And for reference, we had 171 voters, 13 were Democrat).
I don't think you're allowed to tell us that last bit
@@richborn6700I don't know Virginia law, but in most states the party of registration is a public record. How the person votes is not. This information - the number of voters of each party, unaffiliated or undeclared voters, is released by local elections offices although not usually this quickly. Lots of statistics that can give interesting insights.
I kid you not this commercial has lived rent free in my head since I was a child. Can't believe it made it into the show
"WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?!?" *CERVEZAS CRISTAL*!!
The guy who booed rich people is my spirit animal.
This is not liked enough
8:51 wait. your spirit animal?? you're literally watching one of THE highest paid and richest performers in the industry. Colbert IS A RICH person, but thankfully to him, being rich means being a billionaire. Sometimes I wonder if his writers do it on purpose. Also, boo'ing the person you're watching, he probably goes home and watches the NBA, NFL, it's just insane to boo rich people when your American life basically revolves around them (even if you're not dependent on them).
@@EmpyreanLightASMR He has a net worth of 75 million $, true. But that's 7.5% of the way to being a billionaire and about 0.38% the worth of the guys he's talking about
Why your poor bro? Read about Bezos and how he worked 20 hour days for years from his garage, you can do it too if you have the drive and sacrifice 😉
@@Skinnybilinkthere would be millions of bezos if that were the case.
Great! Now I won't get that jingle out of my head for the next few hours..."Cervesa Cristal".
Thanks Steve I love a ray of sunshine, and a good laugh, when ever possible 😂 in today's Society
🇺🇸~~*VOTE**VOTE**VOTE*~~🇺🇸
Vote out all the politicians that want to RULE the people and not REPRESENT the people
You mean like mr biden???
fails to mention rfk jr is running for the president of the united states
@@blackjackmusic1107 You are seriously deluded.
@@blackjackmusic1107 no
@@troymcclellan2842 no
Chile! Mi país ! Mi país! Mi país!
I was just hoping Nikki would hold on until Trump was disqualified 😂
As a none American who can’t vote in the election but who will be massively effected by the politics run by the ones you elect, I’m beginning you to only vote for candidates who stands for human rights, equality under the law, for women’s rights to make decisions regarding their own body, for gun reforms, who wants to stop book-bans, candidates that believe that no one who has committed crimes/are being prosecuted for crimes or who has taken part of an insurrection should be allowed to hold any office. Vote for a candidate who believes in finding solutions both nationally and internationally to fight against the climate crisis. Vote for candidates who wants every American to have access to affordable healthcare. Vote, encourage everyone around you to vote, but vote whit your conscience.
while I will vote blue, make no mistake, we do not have a realistic canidate that will fit the majority of those paramaters.
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As a Chilean, I approved this message 😂😂😂😂
I’m one of those Early Birds at 72 😂....democracy over fascism, any and every day. 🗳️🗳️💙💙
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Same here at 63. ❤️🇺🇸💙
Michele has made it perfectly clear she has had her fill of politics.
She also made it clear that you should get a fill of... Cerveza Cristal!!!
You mean Michael 😂
@@user-ol9et5uc1ostupid!
That's not what she said. She said she's scared to death Trump might win.
@@BuckStoval Thats not politics...thats an opinion about politics. Hell by your logic that would make you involved in politics because of the YT comment you just made.
Can we reflect on how much money $197,000,000,000 is? Then realize that each one on the list is + $1,000,000,000? Completely unrelated... Federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. 🙄
Its dystopian and frankly disgusting.
Frankly, this is really why they
wanted to end abortion rights. However were they going to keep slave labor going to enrich themselves?
Caste System USA#1 Rogue Nation. The 1% Taste Like Chicken bunker or no bunker.
That’s some bullshit. 😡 😡😡
Two hundred thousand thousand thousand.
That 28-year old Biden fan is not alone... I'm 28 & I like Joe!!!
Miami Beach banned the Running of the Chads because too many of them were hanging. 😂
LMAO!
I am stuck in a 🎵Cerveza Christal🎶 loop in my head…
Cerveza Crístal! Cerveza Crístal!
Me too.......cruel😂
An awesome bit to an extremely tepid response
If you have that dumb jingle stuck in your head, then you’re dumb.
Did you know that RFK Jr existed? Some guy here told me about him. I'll bet he doesn't drink beer, because he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body.
Except steroids, which there's video of him doing and is fine apparently.
I will vote Blue as much as I can.
@susanyearout, every single option: 💙 Find out beforehand if there are judges up for vote/ Dem or Rep! On our state ballots, there was no indication at all, but there were many judges. If no Dems to oppose Reps, leave it blank, neighbors dog… 💙🌊🌊🌊
fails to mention rfk jr is running for the president of the united states
@@troymcclellan2842 If I promise to vote for him, will you go away?
(guys, i'm not really going to do it)
That's because you're ignorant
@@J-qr8ozawwwwwwwww
OMG....that Alien baby with the beer!!!
🤣
It’s a CREEEEESTAL burster.
On Miami Beach: That's a bold plan, Cotton; let's see how that works out for ya.
I am loving how Nikki Haley is making Trump mad by doing EXACTLY what he did: refusing to concede and proclaiming she won when she lost. Aah, schadenfreude! How come you taste so GOOD!?
EDIT: To the dozens of MAGAhats kindly informing me that Nikki Haley has conceded, I now know how you felt when you feverishly shouted "TRUMP 2020!!" before he promptly lost. You have my condolences.
Edgy German brewery Schadenfreude was recently purchased by Chilean beer manufacturer Cerveza Cristal!
She should claim she won all the states on super tuesday, just to piss trump off.
Cerveza Cristaaaaal!@@B__C__
How about some of that Cerveza Cristaaaaal! To chase the Scadenfreude?
I think she's just hanging in there (together with her donors) waiting for trump to be jailed/disqualified.
Trumps calling Mr Biden Obama!!! Trumps still campaigning in 2016 hahaha
I believe he does this on purpose. His base believes Obama is “calling the shots”. A nice “set up” to justify Trump’s planned extended stay in the WH.
And Biden still campaigning in 1970.
@@leelee-em7279not really. It's Trump who's taking you back to the 1950s.
Btw, Trump never ran against Obama
@@leelee-em7279keep deflecting 🙄
Did Obama run in 2016? Could have sworn it was Hilary Clinton.
And the press worries about BIDEN'S mental acuity!?
Yay Joe! Let’s defeat Cofefe
Stephen was a bit WILD tonight! I like it!
VOTE 💙 4 the old ❤🤍💙
Always! 🗳💙🇺🇸👍
Eat your heart out! Biden has accomplished so much more than the previous 60 years. Such as: domestic oil and gas; taking on big Pharma for lowered drug prices; record-breaking jobs creation; all time record low in unemployment; producing the best economy in the world after Covid; broadband to rural parts of the US that have not had it; roads, bridges, and interstates in all states new builds and repairs. Republicans run back to their states to take credit for improvements, but they all voted AGAINST them in Congress.
I love this! I think I’m gonna have to steal it!🎉🎉🎉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@troymcclellan2842 Elizabeth Hurley has a new movie coming out where she still looks really good. Apparently it gets pretty steamy, she even does some lesbianing. The only problem?
IT'S DIRECTED BY HER SON!!!
Am I missing something? Trump is old.
I'm chilean, seen Louis Catos and Nêgah Santos moving their heads while the jingle of Cerveza Cristal is playing on the background has made my week
thank you Stephen, thank you Late Show Band
I’m a Chilean as well but not living in Chile, was this really a commercial one? Really did happen?
@@sabinecarnera6877 I think this is the beginning of the 2000's, 2002 or 2004, this really got viral very fast, it's incredible
@@sabinecarnera6877 Pasó entre 2003 a 2004 en Canal 13. Hasta sacó premios, pero Lucasfilms demandó y hasta ahí no más llegó. La mejor explicación que encontré se titula "Hasta Elon Musk reaccionó: publicidad de cerveza Cristal en Star Wars se hace viral a nivel mundial", en el sitio web de la radio Biobío, biobiochile punto cl. 😁
I’d like to try Cervaza Cristal. Next trip to the store..
Haha I noticed that too
I gotta say my favourite part of this clip is the band in the background of the final beer ad at the end.
Awesomeness!!
I am 29yrs old and I voted for Biden in 2020 and I will vote for him again. I will never support someone like Trump.
I voted all Democratic Party! I am a little lighter now. This time I am feeling good the energy in our neighborhoods is different everyone is rolling along. I Vote for you and me. Please don't let them fool us.
Remember in November when it really matters!
Good for you and good to hear. Thank you
Frontal Lobe damage.
@@lisagardner903Oh I’m so sorry to hear you have that. Get well soon and vote 💙 It’ll help
I'm a little peeved that my Brother and hid GF voted Republican, I think it was because of how old Biden is.
I'm soo proud as a Chilean to see this on your show 🥹😂😂
Can you please tell me what the background singers are saying in the jingle? I thought I heard mas hermosa at the end but can’t hear the beginning
@callmechia it says "Cerveza Cristal, it's unique, grand and ours"
@@Gordo101978 thank you but what are the exact lyrics in Spanish?
@@callmechia "Cerveza Cristal, es unica, grande y nuestra "
@@Gordo101978 thank you so much
In the 2020 election Taylor Swift endorsed Joe Biden and I don't believe her mind has changed. I believe Taylor is doing a great job in showing her beloved fans how important voting is, and my fellow Americans it is! I am going to vote for Joe Biden because he has already shown how much e cares for our country, the jobs, the infrastructure, our standing in the world. Voting blue for me and you.💙💙💙💙💙
I'm pretty sure Biden wanted nothing to do with being president or politics in general, and yet he's at least making an effort.
Yet Bezos needs to add Ad revenue to Prime to pay for his yachts. GREED
Imagine how every Republican politician & Conservative media host would react if Taylor Swift & President Biden did an ad together encouraging people to register to vote in November. The conspiracy theories about the 2 of them would be unlike any other before.
Taylor Swift will be a little over 35 years old on Inauguration Day 2025, just saying.
What do you mean? Their already in cahoots
@@Conservadouche93 grammar?
@@Conservadouche93Gullible much? There is no refund on the golden bullshit pass you apparently purchased.
Imagine how every Republican politician and Conservative media host would react if Taylor Swift ran for President as a democrat
The cerveza cristal parody in Alien looks like something from Spaceballs.
Does Drumpff even have a jugular...??? Don't you need a HEART first...
My money is on Taylor. Her swifties know her values.
VOTE BLUE FOR SANITY, INTEGRITY AND DEMOCRACY!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
That's funny. Good laugh out of that one.
@@JC-nx9xc why do you hate America?
She devil worshiper 😂 go with her vote it'll work out😂
@@Vote_Blue - The fact that she didnt endose Biden speaks volumes. Both these candidates suck and she will not tanish her image by supporting either one of them.
Yes! Taylor is smart and sees Republicans throwing women’s rights back into the dark ages!!😏
The fact that any person on earth has that amount of billions is obscene.
It's called net worth my guy 😂. It's not all cash in the bank.
It's valuations of assets, stocks, etc.
Basic accounting.
The way people try to defend this garbage like “bUt iTs nOt aLL iN tHeIr pOcKeTs” like okay cool, but how much IS in their pockets? Hmm? How much IS in his checking account? Cuz I’m betting it’s a whole lot more than any given person working 60 hrs a week at slave wages with no health insurance. Tell me that you honestly believe that someone who earns 1000x your salary comes home after a day’s work and his feet hurt 1000x more than yours do. Nuh uh. Ain’t real.
@@nicole-me2oj As someone who merely makes 20x what other people make, I know for certain my feet definitely do not hurt even half as much. Not even a tenth as much.
Humans do not understand the scale of a billion. They do not understand it.
If you made $1 Million every single year for the last 1000 years continuously, you'd still have less than 1% of Jeff Bezos wealth.
If you were a middle class American making $100k a year, you'd have to have been working since before history, before ancient civilizations began to record history, since before written language came into existence, since before the pyramids were built, to make 1% of Jeff Bezos wealth.
Tax the rich.
@@nicole-me2oj Maybe do research first instead of just talking out of your ass.
There are so many people who worked hard to make their fortune. Who the fuck are you to deny them what they have.
You're so naive. And these people also get paid in case you didn't know. Last time I checked Elon and Jeff made less than 100,000 a year. There people who make way more than that.
From that point, all you have to do is invest in different businesses. The so called "wealth" (intangible) is what they use to get loans from banks to further invest in other endeavors, which in turn increases their net worth.
Oh, and most of them usually got some sort of help from their parents.
Don't be a hater cause you're just poor or have no one to support you lmao
That is not true of Taylor Swift. In the beginning, she spent most of her time traveling in a tour bus going all over the country while her teenage counter parts were going on dates and looking forward to the prom. She still is jetting all over the world to sing for her fans. She isn't home most of the time watching TV or chatting on the phone with friends talking about what she's going to wear on Friday night.
Do you think she gets to enjoy shopping when she goes anywhere? Not a chance. Her life is a fish bowl. That's a high price to pay for a young lady.
Her break up songs are based on real experiences. Her love life is constantly under scrutiny. Does a guy love her her money? Does he have a fit when he has to conform to her rigorous schedule? Is he annoyed by her top billing? Does it bother him she doesn't have a regular private life?
Also, Taylor is generous. She donated to causes she believes in and pays her people decent wages. She also has to worry about security. Her father complained that he had to buy an armored car after she voiced her political opinions. It takes guts to go out on stage with all the yahoos that stalk her, not to mention the MAGA freaks who probably have her in their cross hairs. She's in the news almost every day, not because of her latest songs, but because of her 'private' life. Would you want to live like that?
Yeah, she's rich. She doesn't work a 9 to 5 job. But she's paid a heavy price for her stardom. In my opinion, she's earned every penny.
Bezos is the richest person in the world! Well he can finally get his company to pay its fair share in taxes!!
And wages!!!
@leahwilde1855 exactly and allow the workers to unionise too.
Himself would be nice
Being honest, I quite like Jeff Bezos - I mean, he was one of AOC's biggest corporate donors when she was starting out and he is about a google times better than that African arsehole Elon musk.
Just saying.
Taylor doesn't need to specify, we know what she cares about and how she feels, She won't stoop to prove them right, She knows and trusts we know who to vote for and who she backs. None are Republicans I can assure you
Nah, she's a coward. She's all about money.
Taylor Swift is concerned about women's rights, women's control on their bodies, and the LBGTQ community, among other things. She is for BIDEN all the way. 👍
Of course Taylor is Democrat. She knows all the lyrics.
Taylor is kissing so much ass, disgusting human being, probably a pro lifer too.
@@troymcclellan2842 No candidate outside of the two parties has ever gotten 20% of the vote. Rfk Jr is irrelevant.
My heart goes out to the man who booed rich people! Absolute legend!
Writers have been on fire for tonight! XD Can't count the jokes I loved, from the prompter to the involuntary Evie-cameo... lol!
WE CAN DO THIS, AMERICA! VOTE BLUE FOR OUR COUNTRY!
fails to mention rfk jr is running for the president of the united states
@@troymcclellan2842 Have a cerveza bro, I swear there are no vaccines in it
@@troymcclellan2842 And JFK is rolling in his grave, knowing that an irrelevant idiot now carries his name.
@@troymcclellan2842
EVERY single time you have spammed others with that entirely irrelevant and horribly incomplete sentence about a borderline criminal who would never obtain half of one vote in ANY election, YOU MENTIONED THAT THE MORON IS SUPPOSEDLY RUNNING, thus rendering your spam even more useless than it was to begin with.
And not for nothing, but who gives a literal shit if he is running?!? He couldn't win an election even if he were the only one running.
Besides, voting to preserve our nation and protect it from enemies whose desire is to burn the entire thing down is in NO POSSIBLE WAY linked to that pile of completely useless human waste.
Give up the spam and at least TRY to formulate a useful thought on the topic.
Thank God for President Biden 🇺🇸
And that right there is why the Righties REALLY hate Taylor. Votes.
I hate her 'cause she's the same cult of personality, just on our side.
Just makes me love her more.
@@ecbst6I don't think she endorsed any side.
Imagine how every Republican politician & Conservative media host would react if Taylor Swift & President Biden did an ad together encouraging people to register to vote in November. The conspiracy theories about the 2 of them would be unlike any other before.
@@ecbst6 I've never read a more idiotic comment.
Cervasul Cristal...great now I can't get that out of my head. Thanks!😂😂😂
That Cerveza Cristal bit was brilliant.
Would you say this could influence 1% or more of total votes?
bro you made a crazy good video, thanks for letting us know about that. and ye she got my vote
The weather on election day influences more than 1% of the votes.
$200 billion would you say this influence is healthy for a democracy? Still feelin the Bern but again the same old bs
@@algorithm6360 What influence? The right of an American to express their opinion and what they believe?
Welcome to America. We have rights and we get to express em. There's no bs here bro, its American enjoying the benefits of being a part of the greatest country in the world.
That's democracy, and that is exactly what is healthy for it. Plenty of room in Russia and China for those who don't like it.
Well, it might convince someone to make a write in vote for Cerveza Cristal.
You know what they say.If a bunch of clowns come after you, go for the juggler
Cerveza Cristal = the new Rick Roll.
during covid: FL is open for business and welcomes springbreakers
now: we don't want them
Hope everyone had a Super Tuesday!
I kinda hope Boebert's was terrible, though.
I voted by mail last week and tfg's STILL not in prison, so not so super for me.
We certainly did. Gotta love Biden loosing in somoa
Is that anywhere near Samoa? Or is it only on maps shown on Faux News?
@@Jain1906 Well he did lose another primary... He'll still get the nomination, but he's gotta be stewing right now.
People still wanting Michelle Obama to run for President, even though she has said many many times that she's NOT interested and NOT running😅
During the presidential debate when trump is talking, Biden needs to pull out a cerveza cristal.
The Alien scene made me laugh more than it probably should have
This is the most publicity Cerveja Crystal ever had 😂
It's a no brainer that Swift is a Democrat!❤
Also devil worshiper 😈
But she does not need to do endorsement, so that makes cons sad, because they can't call her out, and her clout on right side is considerable. Everyone understands where she stands. She can make anti-Trump team to go and vote for Biden.
Such a pity some churches can’t take a leaf out of her songbook and refrain from endorsing
Taylor Swift was raised right as in her parents gave her values.
@@jandrews6254 What do you mean? That "He Gets Us" thing is working, right? I mean, could you imagine a bunch of billionaire hypocrites continuing to waste $ hypocritically preaching to young people things they don't even believe in themselves, as their target audience calls them on it and says the $ should be spent to actually help people instead of trying and failing to market to them? 🤔
Nice way to bring that monologue full circle, guys! Well done!
Perfect, when Gimli from Lord of the Rings "looks over at the camera" great set up and flashback to beer commercials of the past. Now, if he had just smiled and nodded...icing on Cerveza Cristal!
I'll take your Evie bobblehead any day over a superyacht trophy. You're one lucky SOB, Colbert, so keep that lady happy 'cuz that's what matters.
Unless you want to see a lot of SNL sketches where Mikey is Biden & James is Trump, I doubt most people in this country really want a rematch of Grandpa 1 & Grandpa 2 running for President again. That said, if it does come down to Biden or Trump, Biden won't attempt to overthow our democracy & won't spend the next 4 years hiring yes men to only benefit himself.
Nor will he be trying to pardon himself for 91 criminal charges.
He has already been a phenomenal President, just not the "star" that silly Americans wish for.
It is what it is so you have to make a choice in November……….hopefully you will make the right choice💙
I think SNL is in its last season.
I'm not voting Trump. SNL is most likely gone after this season
You be having me hollering with that Cerveza Cristal 😂😂
I hope DJT is watching this. How red can his face get?
I’m just happy this woman is not giving up. Who cares if she wins or not? She’s not giving up. Women of the world, we do not have to give up.
She is not doing too badly, consider Trump's cult following. She is keeping her name in the media and preparing to run in 2028. Don't like her but the starategy makes sense.
@@nataschavisser573Plus, she’s getting on Trump’s last nerve.
We don’t have to give in either!!
She'll likely outlive him so 2028, maybe 2032 she'll have her chance
The sad thing is, chances are she will crawl back to Trump after the elections, and that will be so sad to witness.
No one needs billions of dollars-tax those tax dodgers!
Thanks! Now I got Cervice Crystal stuck in my head 😂🙈
VIVA CHILE!!! Grande cervezita Cristal Saludos desde la region de Nueva Jork, NY
I would have been perfectly content if Stephen skipped the rest of his Nonsuper Tuesday monolog and just did cerveza cristal ads for the whole 12 minutes. 🤣
Man I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
They where all perfect
I’m mad I actually want one 😂😂
Plus the callback at the end 👌
Yes it's very catchy ❤