Why everyone on Strictly sleeps together - The Mash Report
Вставка
- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Subscribe and 🔔 to the BBC 👉 bit.ly/BBCYouT...
Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... With robust reporting and up-to-the-minute analysis, Nish Kumar and a team of hilarious correspondents keep you up to date with everything that has happened - or not happened - this week.
The Mash Report | Series 2 Episode 1 | BBC
#themashreport
#bbc
All our TV channels and S4C are available to watch live through BBC iPlayer, although some programmes may not be available to stream online due to rights. If you would like to read more on what types of programmes are available to watch live, check the 'Are all programmes that are broadcast available on BBC iPlayer?' FAQ 👉 bbc.in/2m8ks6v.
Absolutely cackled at this now that she’s just been announced for strictly 😭😭😭
There's a reason why it's called "come dancing".
Groan!
No. Just...no.
There is not actually anything that is called that. You foreigners need to learn English.
@@mikemondano3624 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m8dq btw foreigners to what? To the English language? It's a national language of my country. Foreigner to the internet? Haha
@@mikemondano3624 Except for one of the longest running talent shows on the planet you mean?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Dancing
Famous and beautiful women spend hours every week learning to dance with a handsome super-fit professional dancer, what could possibly go wrong within their marriage?
Lol, it's normally the other way round
@@craigkingdon4424 Either way it's a recipe for di-saaar-ster!
How funny is it that Ellie Taylor is now joining strictly for the 2022 show!
First thing I thought when I saw it!
@@roxiewynter8152 but at least there would be no "strictly curse" with Ellie and Johannes (because Johannes is gay)
She's pregnant... she knows what she's talking about
GozieZilla she either needs to get an abortion or send her kid to a better loving planet after giving birth. There’s mums who have to work on the street for money for their families and then there’s working on a trashy dystopian satire show overseen by the right wing media officials as a way to dumb their audience down otherwise they really are thrown out onto the street
David Lance to follow in your footsteps?
@@davidlance5310 if you hate the planet that much, then why are you still here? Just asking.
still gon hit that
@@davidlance5310 I take it you like the show then
It's a biological mystery that demands thorough and intensive study by dedicated, professional researchers. I see a magnificent research grant in the making.
What would make money, as in "research grant", something magnificent? All piles of money are alike.
"1/3 of the presenters have died..."
Meanwhile, one of the presenters on the show is literally corpsing, lol.
I get the impression from all these clips that Nish never reads or hears the other presenters' scripts until the live recording. Of course, he may just be an amazing actor....
I'm wondering if that was an ad lib 😊
@@Kartissa To quote Nish on Richard Herring's podcast, specifically referring to this show and his reactions, "I am a woeful actor".
Impressive that Ellie held it together there, but I think she was pretty close to corpsing too.
I actually don't get the joke, can someone explain please? 😅
as genuine as Tess Daly's smile... lmao
3 years later, she's on Strictly, but good thing is she's dancing with the gay man. She's good.
Mary Fisher- Shark Eyed Marriage Torpedo had me in stitches
'Imagine I have a fire in my vagina.' I just spat out my drink. Well done me!
Amelie Astor well someone had to take out the fire 😂😂😂
Welcome to Strictly, Ellie! 😇
love how she is on strixtly now
Now the BBC have removed the Mash Report from the orders of the Government , so much for impartiality
we're such good friends lol lol... hilarious...
UK Column News - 23rd November 2020
Love Ellies attempts at concealing her laughter
Which is what most people going to her shows have to do,as she's not funny
@@markc8956 People who go to her shows. Have to conceal their laugher. Because she's not funny.
Did you seriously not read your comment before posting it?
That final line sends me over the edge😂 comedy wise. Not sexually. I need guidance from Rachel Parrish!
RIP Bruce Forsyth, Paul Daniels, Caroline Flack, Willie Thorne & Gary Rhodes
And now she's on strictly 🤣
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you're a women getting a feeling of fire in your vagina, you should maybe consult a gynecologist.
"One third of the presenters have died"
Now *THAT* was an unexpected stat!
Shame the BBC were pressured to cancel The Mash Report. All because of po-faced Brexiters whose idea of a fun night out is attending a book burning.
It was a load of shit anyway nothing lost.
We think the studios is haunted by sex ghosts
She's pregnant... she knows what she's talking about
.... LOL
UK Column News - 23rd November 2020
and she's now on strictly!
Not everyone. Remember Ann Widdecombe was on it.
@mayson lee Haha :) Wanting and getting are two different things ;)
and caroline quentin is currently on it and she's with johannes (who's gay)
Michael Spicer before he was famous!
This is why Dirty Dancing needs protection.
OMG ! This show and its hosts are so bloody hilarious ! I could not stop laughing after Stephen said "A Toxic Cow" ! 😅😂🤣
UK Column News - 23rd November 2020
All except Nish
Its taking the pee out of the furore between Seann and Katya! Lol lol so funny though!
They are just the latest couple, the show is infamous for *"My spouse has no problem with me going on the show"* becoming *"Well we've just drifted apart and it has nothing to do with my dance partner"* after 6 weeks.
Rachel Riley and several soap stars have dumped long term partners for dancers during the show and always used the same excuse *"Well being in the spotlight means they understand me better than my not famous partner that I've dated my whole adult life."*
i should call it strictly come dating
"Sex ghost" best scientific explanation
the gorgeous ellie taylor
Interestingly, Shark-Eyed Marriage Torpedo, a neo-punk band from Galashiels, have also opened for Lee Mack.
It’s like they thought about it really hard before writing it
I had to google this to make sure...
I miss The Day Today.
It’s like a legalised knocking shop ,strictly come bonking ,even the ITV news reader her partner is getting his leg over with her and I don’t mean the tango 😂😂
I swear Nish Kumar would laugh at anything.
Default: Yorker someone has to 🤷🏻♂️
"LOL" ~ Nish Kumar.
With all the money that unfunny, box-ticking idiot Kumar gets paid by the BBC,, he SHOULD be laughing.....
He is one of those people who has to try to be funny and isn't naturally funny.
British Jimmy Fallon , perhaps
OMG FELICITY WARD!!!!!
one of the funniest shows recently bbc bring it back again ignore the right-wingers who slate because it tells the truth and how the news should be done oh and she is a real babe and she is pregnant which makes her even more sexy
Brilliant British comedy
It's a publicly-funded BBC knocking shop.
funny....if you have the mentality of a five year old
Just simply watching it is a curse
I was a hetro male dance teacher. Many women would do ANYTHING to dance with a good dancer who could make them look good. I just took what was on offer.
Just to add to my post. I'm nearly 87 and all I have now are my memories. But what memories!!!
@@johnbarton7543 I hope you've managed to recover fully from all the effort :p
Why not call it Strictly Shag City.
Ellie’s all of us at the end & she & Nish & some of the other comedians are probably thinking “save me”
So now everyone has to have a vaccine from strictologist
waiting for fox news to pick this up as a serious report
I'm confused, it has nothing to do with Brexit...
I thought they just forgot the N in "Strictly come 'n dancing"
THE ROOM NEXT DOOR!!!
next video: why everyone on love island keeps killing themselves
The strictly curse - being made to watch it...
Lol
That last comment 😂
Watched this and subscribed!
Was The Mash Report a remake of the Day Today?
"dogged" with controversy? Pretty sure dogging means something a bit different over there.
Yeah, the writers missed several laughs.
It doesn't quite hit comedy heights.
But that's probably just some knowingly ironic post-modern political statement for the snobbish metropolitan middle-classes who the show is produced by and for.
Liberal snowflakes who don't need a punchline because they're already laughing at the joke they're about to tell you about how they were right about what they told you before about the link between Brexit and Coronavirus.
Nish whatever-his-name-is could do with a custard pie or two.
❤😂😆😂😆😆❤
HM could be the relationship they had b4 wasn't great
Was this based on the relationship of rachel riley and Pasa?
Just think about what Ann Widdecombe got up to...
That's because they are human.
*cough* jamie and karen *cough*
What is this curse? Men and women shouldn’t fraternise!!!
The bigger question is where has all the comedy gone on the BBC?
The even bigger question is, if it was still there, how many people would be in a legal position to actually watch it.
Dave!!, other than that they just have the same group of politically correct planks.
The question now is what will we have to laugh at once all the satirical shows have been righty cancelled.
Just here to read angry right wing Brexit comments 😼.
Oh, sorry, we seem to be out of fresh ones.
Got some weeks old ones round the back...
Try watching TW3 satire from the BBC, that was ground breaking, in the 60s. Mash report? Groin breaking? No just breaking wind!
1/3 rd of the presenters have indeed died.
The show is however better with just the two lady presenters.
The question on everybody’s lips “which third?”
Haaaa-Hahahaha
Wait. What? It's SASSY SMURF! Good on you for your Ted Lasso gig!
What?
Love her sarcasm
The BBC didn't warn that this video contains adult humour.
Lol
Brits are best at comedy.
Felicity Ward ❤️
Spot on 👍🙂
Nish Kumar must be the unfunniest comedian on TV
OMG... The mash report was actually funny for once....
The Mash Report would be 100% better without Nish, whose only two gags seem to be, ohhh I'm a minority, and Wooahhh isnt Brexit really bad.
@@daveharris8115 He is one of those people who has to try to be funny and isn't naturally funny.
Milky milky...
Take it to the fridge!!!
They booked her for Strictly? At least we know it will be a little less funny this year
This segment was shit... until that final bit 🤭
Most people think manogamy is a type of wood
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 No, but I bet you're one hell of a windowlicker
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 Ooh, the burn
Monogamy is the cure for wood.
Brilliant
Brilliant !!
BBC is so un-funny. Fade away..
Unoriginal, formulaic and childish, perfect for the typical BBC audience!
Louise couldn't keep her Knicker on ,,,now she's a single mom with 2 kids.
this is funny
0-100 so fast
Stopped watching it when they introduced two woman dancing!!
Funny as brain cancer
10th comment woooo
What a load of crap. Who thought this up?
Woudent mind sleeping with you even though I 64
How is this programme supposed to be funny?
This show! What waste of time
Women, this is the look we men make when you walk around in yoga pants out in public...1:32
Good for them. Sex should be celebrated, not shamed. Sex isn't a curse.
Betrayal should never be celebrated, if you are incapable of fidelity then you should not go on these shows.
Agreed but destroying your partner's life should not be celebrated.
Things_I_Say tell the judge that
The issue is not the sex. If it was single people then no one would bat an eyelid. It's about the infidelity and/or the destruction of existing relationships.
That said, some relationships should have been destroyed long ago but too many people settle for a bad relationship over none at all. I'd suggest that Rachel Riley is an example of someone who would be considered part of this curse but who really should have separated from her husband before she went on Strictly at all. I'm sure that there are other examples too.
@@wunnell Ben Cohen was another one , wasn't he already married ...then he got with a pro dancer and they had a baby together.
Funny up until the 1/3 joke bad taste
Death happens to all of us, so might as well laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
Arguably the best line in the "news" item :-D Caught the studio audience completely off-guard too!
On first glance you think she may be quite attractive then the more you look at her you realise she isn’t at all🤔
Who are you talking about?