I mean he called Binface satirical and then proceeded to do the most serious and in depth analysis of Binface’s policies. I feel like he did a good job here
It's a classic trick of taking a humorous idea and using that as a basis to launch into some interesting discussions. Done right, it works in the classroom and, I think, was done quite well here.
@@tomsixsix do you still have those coins? 2p was my favourite coin 40 years ago, on holiday as a young boy because you could have a whole bag of 'pirate treasure' for only 1 pound. I think we hauled a whole bunch of them back home to keep as play money
I'm from Hungary and the price cap did indeed cause a shortage of basics like you wouldn't belive. It is very impressive though, how you were able to force Tesco's hand just by a manifesto alone. No wonder you could conquer all those other planets. Who says that the invisible hand of the market couldn't be turned into an intergalactic fist.
@@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 Let's entertain that thought: The food industry is nationalised and the government increases supply. They need more resources for the increased supply. Where do they get those? Are the butter and flour industries also nationalised? Sure, they are also food so let's go with that. The butter and flour industry is nationalised as is the milk and wheat industry. Where do we herd the additional cows and grow the wheat though? Do we nationalise the land so we can use it? Ok, the government has deep pockets so they can just throw money at it - but that means they are either not spending it on other things or they increase the debt.
While I miss Bamboozle at much at the next guy, Ceefax was dependent on analogue TV signals. Yes, you could introduce some sort of alternative using modern methods - perhaps a means of displaying pages of text with some sort of modern internet protocol - but it wouldn't be the same.
To be fair, the "what is a woman" debate was always on somewhat shaky ground, given it could be derailed quite quickly by simply asking "yes, but what does a woman look like, and who in the name of all that is Heavy Metal is volunteering to check everyone's genitals while they're on a hair trigger because everyone's busting for a wazz?"
This was actually really informative. A lot of populism relies on policies that look really intuitive but don’t work in practice, so having the public understand why they wouldn’t work is good.
The public don't listen to a radio programme on statistics. They don't do detail. They just read headlines and regurgitate in their echo chambers... this is how the Tories got in (remember Cambridge Analytica, the psycologists and targeted advertising on Facebook?) and stayed in for 14 years despite blatantly taking our money and selling our assets all to feed the bank accounts of their mates and donors. The public are mostly quite simple folk. And we wonder why the tories always mess education up when they come into power - keep the folk simple and keep them distracted.
It sounds to me that what is needed is croissants uniformly produced to a rigid recipe, a British Standard Croissant, if you will. And that this would have to be done by an organisation that was overseen by, but given modern views on such things, not actively run by, the government. Perhaps we could call it the British Baking Corporation.
A good BSC sounds nice. Maybe something they could do on Europe level 😅... The French probably have had a standard for years. The CSF (Croissant standard français).
@@JJVernig All joking aside, I woudn't be surprised if such a thing already exists. The French are very hot on protecting and defining their cultural icons.
@@JJVernig By law, a regulation French croissant has to be at least one frog's leg long, weigh at least as much as 5 standard snails and has to be inspected by Jacques Clouseau, or his Minky. 😂
Should there be a discount for a double 99 cone? Where do you stand on sauce on ice cream cones with 99 flakes, strawberry or chocolate? Personally I feel that chocolate sauce compliments the cocoa delight of the flake.
french curly bread ,i mean ffs my nan knows that and she aint ever left the village , stop mithering binny with these daft questions lol french curly bread
@@stephenlee5929 How? Tax is based off of income so unless croissants are currently less then £1.10 and they are going to use this as an excuse to raise prices it shouldn't cost them more in tax. It might cost them in profits without some form of government subsidy but that will actually mean their taxes go down.
There will be croissants that cost £1.10 and then the we'll see the arrival of phonetically-spelled variants such as kwassongts, crassawnts and others at higher price points.
To be fair, the BBC refuse to butter up any politician by telling us to take their policies seriously, because so many of them are of marg(inal) value. I can't believe it's not butter, sorry I meant BETTER, to take Binface seriously... he has an honest face.
I am very happy, and it makes me proud to be English, that they have invited a legitimate economist and professor to discuss the pros and cons of Count Binface's manifesto.
It just wouldn’t be Britain without these quality candidates! I say Britain as I don’t think the bin fire that is Northern Ireland has these type of candidates, unless you count the DUP 🦖🦕.
Well done to Count Binface for highlighting a vital issue although I am more of a pain au chocolat addict. Even more applause to BBC 'More or Less' for using it as a prompt to discuss the economics of price caps.
Sounds to me that Count Binface has pinpointed a definite place where the markets were indeed price gouging their customers and when exposed they folded the price down to the price cap he presented. Sometimes the only way to deal with bad behavior by corporations when they are misleading the consumer is to shame them publicly. Thank You Count Binface!
At Albert Heyn, the nearest Dutch equivalent of Waitrose, the most expensive croissant (with, among other stuff, chocolate praline) is 1.19 euro. All others are way below 1 euro.
Totally agree. I've always thought overpriced croissants should be sent back from where they came from and if Binface comes to power this nonsense will finally end 👍
Yes, but exactly how long does a black market croissant live? Will we have room for them all in our prisons? Will they get mouldy and be released early on compassionate grounds? 😉 Maybe a croissant penal colony? Send them all to Australia... it worked once before. Or maybe cover the evil croissants in snails and send them through the channel tunnel to France. That would really annoy the French. 😂
You should try washing your hands in the Thames... that's where you'll meet up again with your recently released bowel content. You might see some representatives of Thames Water floating by too.
Got a Monster Raving Loony leaflet through the door the other day (first time ever). Main policy is for mandatory brunch at work between 11:00 and 12:00 each day, sounds good to me.
It's worth pointing out that the United Kingdom (or at least England) has tried a price cap on the cost of food before - the Corn Laws. The legislation... didn't have nearly the effect that was hoped at the time - just like we saw with the change in the cap on university fees 13 or so years ago.
I'm so pleased you have gotten some serious coverage at last. If you do beat the PM i will volunteer to be your French style yeast risen laminated bread/ pastry inspector! And that is not a joke you dont need to win just beat him! Vote Binface!
That Australian PM was highly successful, he had served three terms in the job, Surely knocking off Rishi with less than half a term under his belt should be far easier? Vote Binface!
Well, clearly he must have been standing, not sitting, otherwise the seat wouldn't have got lost in the first place. Someone swiped it when he wasn't looking! I bet he didn't even put a name tag on it. Seriously, if you can't trust a politician to look after a seat, how can they be trusted with a whole country?
I'm enjoying how Tim Harford has come down hard on the "it's a French word so I'll say it French" side of the argument. He was pluralising croissants with the French accent so it sounded like he was saying croissant.
Imagine: July comes and goes, all the elections are over and in the HoC chamber - the camera pans across a sea of new and old faces... When the camera pans to a solitary Bin - not stationary, NO SIR-NO WAY! - This Bin: Representing his constituency and fighting for common morality and sense. #VoteBinFace
Nice to see the BBC talking about such pressing issues on politics and erections on the same show. They must be having a laugh right? Tesco right now are selling a multipack of all butter croissants at 25p each. If the coffee shops were so worried about making a loss, they should start shopping at Tesco.
Those multipacks DO use a different formulation, to increase shelf life. It makes them chewy rather than flaky, and I think everyone only makes the mistake of buying them once.
He DID just explain the past 14 years of leadership failings by the Tories; it wouldn't be unreasonable to spend a few explaining how a satirical candidate still attracted 20,000 votes in the mayoralty for the capital. (IE Labour's position is muddled and the divide between MPs and Party Leadership continues, the Lib-Dems are a walking joke who mostly differentiate themselves from centrist Tories/Labour by heinous color choice, Reform's views on the economy are demonstrably misinformed and they don't seem to care.)
alot of the mega industry that is french curly bread making goes in salary to the bosses , so to make this policy viable we got to pay the bosses peanuts but enough to buy some french curly bread
I would like to see the esteemed Count go further and extend this policy to cover the Pain au Chocolat and the humble Sausage Roll. I believe this would broaden his appeal and help garner support for his other policies such as bringing back Ceefax.
The croissant market should be nationalised so it truly belongs to the British people, which would allow not just the price cap to be achieved but would also serve to "stick it to the French", which should ensure the nationalisation wins the support of the national media. Ne vous inquiétez pas, mes amis, vous pouvez avoir le « crumpet » en échange.
Labour to announce the formation of "Great British Viennoiserie" to promote innovation in breakfast pastry supply. New Bake Off Secretary Gen Kitchen promises Levelling Up for the North with the launch of the black pudding croissant. Her team consists of Neil Coyle, Minister of State for Danish Pastries; Gill Furniss, Minister for Ovens; Liz Twist, Turnover Tsar; Matthew Pennycook, Food Pricing Commissioner; and Zara Sultana, Junior Minister for Fruited Breads.
A croissant price cap? Oh the suffering that this would alleviate! No longer would you need to tolerate those nasty little plastic wrapped biscuits with your Colombian fresh-roasted, fresh-ground filter coffee!
The fact the economist finds it laughable to define a croissant saddens me. Not only do we have relatively strong food safety and labelling regulations we have traditionally had a solution to the USA-style problem of low quality loophole foods: regulation and enforcement.
"Saturday after closing it was dark, me and Uncle Samuel were lying in the park, toes towards the moonlight, noses in the flower beds, but we know that what we saw, we saw...." John Lennon sang that to Jake Thackray.....
The UK will never change because for the 5 families it actually benefits they see no issue in our suffering, tale as old as time see no problem til its knocking on your door.
learned something new. the government could buy every single citizen one croissant a day and increase total spending by less than 3%. that is surprisingly economical. i could see a roman emperor passing that reform day one in office.
😅 3:50 stating the bleedin' obvious! "sounds like this may not be an entirely serious policy". Also, remember shops run loss-leader deals all the time to get people into the store, presuming they will mostly buy extra stuff too (which often works, but generally run as limited time seasonal deals unlike what this would be - some permanent ones do exist at least in USA). We have it in UK for services required to be provided and the cap is often decided in conjunction with the sellers/market here, at a rate that companies will survive with (especially if the companies have friends in gov't or are donors to it)
SUPERMARKET quality croissants (even with butter) are €0,39 here or €0,25 if you buy 4 (four for 1€). Bakery quality are a bit more expensive around €1-€1,25 each
kinda crazy that they assumed that, because you hadn't given a full detailed policy proposal, that you wouldn't have accounted for such things as resizing and reformulating. it would have been less disingenuous to instead: assume that you would think of these things, and discuss how you might implement them.
Superb idea, but I am concerned about the potential for shrinkflation and / or reduction in quality as outlined by the good professor. Would the Rt Honourable Count support the formation of an Independent Croissant Commission to monitor croissant production, and ensure quality is maintained?
I do hope your alienofesto in future will fully cost the price of a Croissant cap - I suggest you bring this earthling Prof on board as your Croissant advisor!
If the Germans can have beer purity laws, the UK should have croissant standards laws, setting the ingredients and size, number of folds of the dough, etc. Once successfully implemented, Count Binface should also consider UK water purity laws. And yes, that means taking the piss.
I cant believe he slandered you so bad by calling you 'satirical'.
When You are the only candidate worth actually paying attention to.
GOATed comment
I mean he called Binface satirical and then proceeded to do the most serious and in depth analysis of Binface’s policies. I feel like he did a good job here
@@yusaki8064 Balanced
Absolutely 😂
Typical BBC bias: calling the Count "satirical", but not referring to Nigel Farage as a joke.
"Like those tiny croissants you get in hotels?"
"Exactly."
"They're terrible!"
"Yes."
I was holding my laughter quite well until 1.5 croissants per person per day was described as “a lowball estimate”.
I never eat less than 4 a day. With Bonne Mamam Raspberry Jam.
@@Demun1649 Fewer than four a day.
@@stephfoxwell4620 WHY? Some sort of anti-EU thing? Or just the usual English hatred of the civilised French? 😁😁😜😜
@@Demun1649 you are absolutely living your best life there
Croissant Georg was an outlier and should not have been counted
I love that they got an actual PhD economist to the talk about the policy XD
It's a classic trick of taking a humorous idea and using that as a basis to launch into some interesting discussions. Done right, it works in the classroom and, I think, was done quite well here.
How do we know that is not an official BBC Satyrical Phd Economist pundit ?
All I want is for Count Binface to beat Sunak in the polls.
I would put a bet on that actually happening, but, you know...
Sunak is so out of touch he hasn't even mentioned cefax
@@RichWoods23 are you a insider ?
Ironically he might save his bacon by splitting the vote if it's close .
@@DIYTinkerer Sunak is an Oracle man, I think.
Imagine a prison conversation:
What are you in for?
I got caught dealing croissants…! 😂
Should be for life, black market pastries are a very serious matter.
@@user-sd3ik9rt6d Crumbs!
If people can't respect breakfast laws, frankly they deserve to do porridge.
@@robcrane3512👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Sorry but there would only be a black market if prices were artificially raised by a tax, like cigarettes. a price cap is the opposite
Count Binface, my son suggested a new policy. Ensure that everything in Poundland costs a pound. It seems to me a sound policy - as a pound, indeed.
As much as I'd like to back that policy, I'm rather fond of their 75p range
I'd also like to see a 99p coin introduced. As well as a 3p coin which is smaller than both 1p and 2p combined.
But bigger than the 5p coin, to ensure balance.
@@tomsixsix do you still have those coins? 2p was my favourite coin 40 years ago, on holiday as a young boy because you could have a whole bag of 'pirate treasure' for only 1 pound. I think we hauled a whole bunch of them back home to keep as play money
😂😂
The Count gives his opinion on an important matter once again. Breakfast means breakfast and he's going to make a success of it!
Most definitely!
But it's *French* breakfast!!! Why is nobody talking about price caps on black pudding and baked beans? And Marmite???
Is a croissant a hard breakfast or a soft breakfast?
😅😅😅@@J.Stuart
@@J.Stuart It is oven ready
I'm from Hungary and the price cap did indeed cause a shortage of basics like you wouldn't belive. It is very impressive though, how you were able to force Tesco's hand just by a manifesto alone. No wonder you could conquer all those other planets. Who says that the invisible hand of the market couldn't be turned into an intergalactic fist.
A neutronium fist in a velvet glove.
It helps when you can wield a Beskar Death Stick in one hand and a Venusian love carrot in the other.
You force their hand by appealing to the court of public opinion.
That doesn't mean the other mentioned adjustments aren't also in effect.
@@PH4RX another way to increase the effectiveness of price caps is to nationalise the food industry and simply increase supply.
@@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 Let's entertain that thought: The food industry is nationalised and the government increases supply.
They need more resources for the increased supply. Where do they get those?
Are the butter and flour industries also nationalised? Sure, they are also food so let's go with that. The butter and flour industry is nationalised as is the milk and wheat industry.
Where do we herd the additional cows and grow the wheat though? Do we nationalise the land so we can use it?
Ok, the government has deep pockets so they can just throw money at it - but that means they are either not spending it on other things or they increase the debt.
Why are the BBC not exploring the reintroduction of ceefax?
The thinking man's Internet
BBCOS they can't CEEFACTS..
What is ceefax?
While I miss Bamboozle at much at the next guy, Ceefax was dependent on analogue TV signals. Yes, you could introduce some sort of alternative using modern methods - perhaps a means of displaying pages of text with some sort of modern internet protocol - but it wouldn't be the same.
Just tell them ITV are bringing back TELETEXT 😉
The debate has transversed from what is a woman to what is a croissant, you are truly making galactic political movements Count!
To be fair, the "what is a woman" debate was always on somewhat shaky ground, given it could be derailed quite quickly by simply asking "yes, but what does a woman look like, and who in the name of all that is Heavy Metal is volunteering to check everyone's genitals while they're on a hair trigger because everyone's busting for a wazz?"
This was actually really informative. A lot of populism relies on policies that look really intuitive but don’t work in practice, so having the public understand why they wouldn’t work is good.
The public don't listen to a radio programme on statistics. They don't do detail. They just read headlines and regurgitate in their echo chambers... this is how the Tories got in (remember Cambridge Analytica, the psycologists and targeted advertising on Facebook?) and stayed in for 14 years despite blatantly taking our money and selling our assets all to feed the bank accounts of their mates and donors. The public are mostly quite simple folk. And we wonder why the tories always mess education up when they come into power - keep the folk simple and keep them distracted.
This was some of the best journalism I've heard all year
It sounds to me that what is needed is croissants uniformly produced to a rigid recipe, a British Standard Croissant, if you will. And that this would have to be done by an organisation that was overseen by, but given modern views on such things, not actively run by, the government. Perhaps we could call it the British Baking Corporation.
A good BSC sounds nice. Maybe something they could do on Europe level 😅... The French probably have had a standard for years. The CSF (Croissant standard français).
I'd like to see a British Standard Croissant just to piss off the French lol. It would, of course, have to be pronounced Cross-ant.
@@JJVernig All joking aside, I woudn't be surprised if such a thing already exists. The French are very hot on protecting and defining their cultural icons.
@@AlexWorrell We've been pissing off the French for the last 1000 years, what's another 1000😜
@@JJVernig By law, a regulation French croissant has to be at least one frog's leg long, weigh at least as much as 5 standard snails and has to be inspected by Jacques Clouseau, or his Minky. 😂
"Binface wouldn't stand for this!"
Behind every joke there is a serious point. VOTE BINFACE!😂
I’d definitely vote Bin Face before Tory or Liebour! 😂
With the exception of Farage. Nothing serious behind that joke.
Establishment worried about Binface.
Sod the croissants, I'm here for the 99p flakes!
Even if they are pushed into your ice cream by someone who hasn't washed their hands?
I'm all for Freddo the frog bars being sold for 10p
i remember when a 99 was 20p
Sod that a croissant and a flake for £1.99 yes please.
Should there be a discount for a double 99 cone? Where do you stand on sauce on ice cream cones with 99 flakes, strawberry or chocolate? Personally I feel that chocolate sauce compliments the cocoa delight of the flake.
Count binface, I demand you define a croissant and what will happen to croissant smugglers. Otherwise this election run will seem like a joke
french curly bread ,i mean ffs my nan knows that and she aint ever left the village , stop mithering binny with these daft questions lol
french curly bread
This policy will cost every baker £2,094 in extra tax.
@@dougm24 Kier Starmer smashed loads of croissant snuggling gangs when his dad was a toolmaker in the CPS...
@@stephenlee5929 How? Tax is based off of income so unless croissants are currently less then £1.10 and they are going to use this as an excuse to raise prices it shouldn't cost them more in tax. It might cost them in profits without some form of government subsidy but that will actually mean their taxes go down.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat have you been watching UK politics at all this month?
I don't know why "how do you define a croissant?" knocked me over but it did 😹
It is likely that you are English, and therefore uneducated in quality food.
There will be croissants that cost £1.10 and then the we'll see the arrival of phonetically-spelled variants such as kwassongts, crassawnts and others at higher price points.
Don't forget the quasó of Japanese fame.
Sheesh, what a shock, the Big Butter Corporation telling us Count Binface's policies shouldn't be taken seriously.
To be fair, the BBC refuse to butter up any politician by telling us to take their policies seriously, because so many of them are of marg(inal) value. I can't believe it's not butter, sorry I meant BETTER, to take Binface seriously... he has an honest face.
He’s seeming to imply you are neither a serious candidate nor an intergalactic space traveler. They’ll be implying you’re a paid actor next…
They will need to prepare for intergalactic ob-litigation.
I am very happy, and it makes me proud to be English, that they have invited a legitimate economist and professor to discuss the pros and cons of Count Binface's manifesto.
Sensible policies for a happier Britain .
Compulsory asparagus for the under fives!
Tougher sentences for geography teachers
@@ThePtersues I now call on the leader of the opposition to test me on my Latin vocab.
@@HatstandTuesday I am so happy that people still use and recognize these obscure quotes.
It just wouldn’t be Britain without these quality candidates! I say Britain as I don’t think the bin fire that is Northern Ireland has these type of candidates, unless you count the DUP 🦖🦕.
Well done to Count Binface for highlighting a vital issue although I am more of a pain au chocolat addict. Even more applause to BBC 'More or Less' for using it as a prompt to discuss the economics of price caps.
I am not paying London prices for a croissant, £1.10????
Sounds to me that Count Binface has pinpointed a definite place where the markets were indeed price gouging their customers and when exposed they folded the price down to the price cap he presented.
Sometimes the only way to deal with bad behavior by corporations when they are misleading the consumer is to shame them publicly.
Thank You Count Binface!
At Albert Heyn, the nearest Dutch equivalent of Waitrose, the most expensive croissant (with, among other stuff, chocolate praline) is 1.19 euro. All others are way below 1 euro.
Yeah but that's in the Netherlands where food is tasty and affordable
@@MrMmnngghh And we have Teletekst.
Ah yes, but we have rampant inflation in the UK and the value of the pound dropped drastically following the (please don’t mention Brexit) referendum.
@@JoButterwickIf you ask kindly we could add your kingdom to ours. We merch our monarchies to reduce costs and raise the taxes for Unilever and Shell.
It was popular enough in 1688 that it might work again.
As well as the entertaining lesson in economics, I love the undeclared war between Harford and his guest over the correct way to pronounce _croissant_
Life imprisonment for black market croissants.
Let us hope we can end the cruelty of croissant trafficking
Totally agree. I've always thought overpriced croissants should be sent back from where they came from and if Binface comes to power this nonsense will finally end 👍
Calm down, Farage. Leave the market croissants out of this, black or otherwise 🤣
I know it is unpopular for obvious reason but in this case I think we should really consider bringing back capital punishment.
Yes, but exactly how long does a black market croissant live? Will we have room for them all in our prisons? Will they get mouldy and be released early on compassionate grounds? 😉 Maybe a croissant penal colony? Send them all to Australia... it worked once before. Or maybe cover the evil croissants in snails and send them through the channel tunnel to France. That would really annoy the French. 😂
A rather fun way to explain a complex economic issue
Its all jokes and satire until you go to dry your hands in the men's lavatory at the Crown and Treaty (Uxbridge)
@@smalltime0 So close to the urinals. It's an absolute disgrace.
His best and most important manifesto pledge.
You should try washing your hands in the Thames... that's where you'll meet up again with your recently released bowel content. You might see some representatives of Thames Water floating by too.
Got a Monster Raving Loony leaflet through the door the other day (first time ever). Main policy is for mandatory brunch at work between 11:00 and 12:00 each day, sounds good to me.
As a Richmond and Northallerton constituent, im compelled to listen to this.
Or to paraphrase Dave Dowman from 2001, "My God! It's... full of lard!" 😂
Satirical candidate? If we had a Presidential system I'd vote Count Binface for President. And I'm not joking either.
Count Binface's candidacy is more real than Rishi Sunak's
It's worth pointing out that the United Kingdom (or at least England) has tried a price cap on the cost of food before - the Corn Laws. The legislation... didn't have nearly the effect that was hoped at the time - just like we saw with the change in the cap on university fees 13 or so years ago.
proper analysis right there this is what this country needs.
The UK is so unserious 😂
We're very proud of that too.
Have you seen what been going on in the USA for the last decade?!?? 😂😂😂
This is hard to get if you don't live here, but satirical candidates have a long history. I'm not from the UK originally but this is kind of charming.
VOTE BINFACE!😂
How dare you!
Good day to you sir!
I SAID GOOD DAAAAYYYY!!!!!
I'm so pleased you have gotten some serious coverage at last. If you do beat the PM i will volunteer to be your French style yeast risen laminated bread/ pastry inspector! And that is not a joke you dont need to win just beat him! Vote Binface!
IDKW but this was legit amazing, very funny but some serious points made. Kudos to the BBC and viva Count Binface hopefully our new Galactic Overlord.
You deserve More airtime than Fartage, your croissant proposal could shape the economy for years to come. I applaud your strategic planning.
An Aero contains more oxygen than a Fartage (which consists mainly of ob-noxious gases).
This man has more awareness and knowledge about economy than the whole tory party put together!
That is like saying he can high jump over a limbo bar.
It's such a shame I couldn't vote for count binface since I don't live in London :(
he is standing v i got richi of the world economy crashing sunak , thats in north yorkshire where some posh folk live
He's not standing as a candidate in London. His target constituency is the other Richmond; in Yorkshire.
@@simonmeadows7961 sounds almost norman doesnt it , rich mound
@@tomfinney3416 I met Norman once... nice chap. He's quite partial to croissants and ceefax. 😁
@@another3997 i heard he was nicknamed bar steward , neer met him though ,
God bless the BBC for their important election analysis.
I was unsure about who to vote for but I definitely think it's worth giving Count Binface a try now I've heard this
👍
I'm calling this fake. You claim it is a BBC programme, yet where was Nigel Farage?
He's trying to work out who to blame for the fact he failed to vet himself.
Plus no mention of slavery or climate change.
I believe Fartage is boycotting the BBC, after the Question Time audience was horrid to him!
I don't think he can come out during daytime, his skin might errupt in flames.
@@skasteve6528 And no mention of slavery or climate change.
The 2007 general election in Australia was notable because the sitting prime minister lost his seat in parliament. It can be done
That Australian PM was highly successful, he had served three terms in the job, Surely knocking off Rishi with less than half a term under his belt should be far easier? Vote Binface!
Well, clearly he must have been standing, not sitting, otherwise the seat wouldn't have got lost in the first place. Someone swiped it when he wasn't looking! I bet he didn't even put a name tag on it. Seriously, if you can't trust a politician to look after a seat, how can they be trusted with a whole country?
I'm enjoying how Tim Harford has come down hard on the "it's a French word so I'll say it French" side of the argument. He was pluralising croissants with the French accent so it sounded like he was saying croissant.
Satirical candidate? No, the best of the best!
I must admit that I lost it at "there could be a black market for croissants"
Imagine: July comes and goes, all the elections are over and in the HoC chamber - the camera pans across a sea of new and old faces...
When the camera pans to a solitary Bin - not stationary, NO SIR-NO WAY! - This Bin: Representing his constituency and fighting for common morality and sense.
#VoteBinFace
Fighting for common morality, sense and personal laser weapons.
@@RichWoods23Don't forget Ceefax and Phoebe Waller Bridge... these are important matters that no other party dare mention.
I would like to clarify something- when you say 99 flakes are to cost 99p, do you mean 99p for one flake, or 99p for 99 flakes?
I hope he means a 99 ice cream is 99p ( actually present prices seem to be Cone £3 with flake £4)
A satirical candidate? They are all satirical candidates.
At least he's honest.
Are pain au chocolat included in this price cap?
Yes it’s in his manifesto 😂
I think that's a red herring, although he does mention something about water quality 🤔
@@stephenlee5929 Well, he'd have to if he wanted the herring to survive.
@@RichWoods23My guess is they look more like smoked kippers these days. Not quite as savoury perhaps.
Nice to see the BBC talking about such pressing issues on politics and erections on the same show. They must be having a laugh right? Tesco right now are selling a multipack of all butter croissants at 25p each. If the coffee shops were so worried about making a loss, they should start shopping at Tesco.
So how's that job at Tesco working for you?
Those multipacks DO use a different formulation, to increase shelf life. It makes them chewy rather than flaky, and I think everyone only makes the mistake of buying them once.
I think even on the packet it says "croissant" with the inverted commas.
Not sure I've ever seen/heard a programme on the BBC which focussed on erections.
@@cogboy302 "Coming up next on your Radio 2 Sunday afternoon, it's Rylan with Wang Of The Week"
But is this intergalactic space warrior going to go see John Oliver again?
Is John in the UK again?
He DID just explain the past 14 years of leadership failings by the Tories; it wouldn't be unreasonable to spend a few explaining how a satirical candidate still attracted 20,000 votes in the mayoralty for the capital.
(IE Labour's position is muddled and the divide between MPs and Party Leadership continues, the Lib-Dems are a walking joke who mostly differentiate themselves from centrist Tories/Labour by heinous color choice, Reform's views on the economy are demonstrably misinformed and they don't seem to care.)
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He flew him over to New York didn't he? Back when he was a Lord.
@@MostlyPennyCat good memory. I'd forgotten about that
John Oliver… now there’s someone I never want to watch again!
You have sparked a debate, rents and basic foods should be price-capped.
Dear Intergalactic Lord of Spaaaaaace! You have started something here! ❤
See, even binface's economic plans will bankrupt us....... this would never have happened under The Monster Raving Loony Party........ I miss them😢
Why have you not been invited to a debate
This is excellent
alot of the mega industry that is french curly bread making goes in salary to the bosses , so to make this policy viable we got to pay the bosses peanuts but enough to buy some french curly bread
Mega? Make Eclairs Great Again?
@@aweescotsdog8358 when wasnt an eclair great ?
I would like to see the esteemed Count go further and extend this policy to cover the Pain au Chocolat and the humble Sausage Roll. I believe this would broaden his appeal and help garner support for his other policies such as bringing back Ceefax.
Sausage rolls? In which case Cornish pasties should be capped too. But not a baseball cap...a flat cap. 😂
Brilliant I heard this a couple of nights ago. I was almost going to send it to you.
Spending time debating this is how we got to this state in the first place.
Now I need to see what the croissant black market looks like.
The croissant market should be nationalised so it truly belongs to the British people, which would allow not just the price cap to be achieved but would also serve to "stick it to the French", which should ensure the nationalisation wins the support of the national media.
Ne vous inquiétez pas, mes amis, vous pouvez avoir le « crumpet » en échange.
Labour to announce the formation of "Great British Viennoiserie" to promote innovation in breakfast pastry supply. New Bake Off Secretary Gen Kitchen promises Levelling Up for the North with the launch of the black pudding croissant.
Her team consists of Neil Coyle, Minister of State for Danish Pastries; Gill Furniss, Minister for Ovens; Liz Twist, Turnover Tsar; Matthew Pennycook, Food Pricing Commissioner; and Zara Sultana, Junior Minister for Fruited Breads.
When can we expect the next podcasts, Count?
A croissant price cap? Oh the suffering that this would alleviate! No longer would you need to tolerate those nasty little plastic wrapped biscuits with your Colombian fresh-roasted, fresh-ground filter coffee!
I am confident that the Count has researched correctly the economics of his policy and that it is like his Labour competitors fully costed.
Binface is being taken more seriously than the LibDems. Great policy and PR
The fact the economist finds it laughable to define a croissant saddens me. Not only do we have relatively strong food safety and labelling regulations we have traditionally had a solution to the USA-style problem of low quality loophole foods: regulation and enforcement.
Great minds tackle important issues!
As long as Jam First rules apply to Croissant consumption then the association with a Cornish Pasty is proper inna.
We need to subsidise Fredo chocolates to bring the price down and also regulations on Peperami to prevent shrinkflation
The power of Irreverence....supermarkets pricing croissants at £1.10...Binfluence.....
"Saturday after closing it was dark, me and Uncle Samuel were lying in the park, toes towards the moonlight, noses in the flower beds, but we know that what we saw, we saw...." John Lennon sang that to Jake Thackray.....
Crossaint prices vary , with a co-op membership I can get one for 95p.
And bring Back £1 Tea and Coffees
£1 a tea bag? That must have been done already. Surely?
The UK will never change because for the 5 families it actually benefits they see no issue in our suffering, tale as old as time see no problem til its knocking on your door.
Wow, jawboning of a candidate brought down the price of croissants.
A far more serious & considered analysis of the Croissant Price Cap policy, than anything on Laura Kuessberg!?
Truly one of the issues of our time.
Yup, right up there with climate change and (perhaps) slightly more urgent and important.
learned something new. the government could buy every single citizen one croissant a day and increase total spending by less than 3%. that is surprisingly economical. i could see a roman emperor passing that reform day one in office.
Changing the world, one baked breakfast product at a time.
amazing
😅 3:50 stating the bleedin' obvious! "sounds like this may not be an entirely serious policy". Also, remember shops run loss-leader deals all the time to get people into the store, presuming they will mostly buy extra stuff too (which often works, but generally run as limited time seasonal deals unlike what this would be - some permanent ones do exist at least in USA). We have it in UK for services required to be provided and the cap is often decided in conjunction with the sellers/market here, at a rate that companies will survive with (especially if the companies have friends in gov't or are donors to it)
To be fair that 99p policy is a banger.
Blackmarket for croissants! 😂
SUPERMARKET quality croissants (even with butter) are €0,39 here or €0,25 if you buy 4 (four for 1€).
Bakery quality are a bit more expensive around €1-€1,25 each
As this was being ordered I was buying a pan au chocolate for £1.20. Nice.
Why is there no count bunface protecting the price of buns?
He's busy protecting the Bins.
Standing in Banbury ?
Love 'More or Less'.
kinda crazy that they assumed that, because you hadn't given a full detailed policy proposal, that you wouldn't have accounted for such things as resizing and reformulating. it would have been less disingenuous to instead: assume that you would think of these things, and discuss how you might implement them.
Superb idea, but I am concerned about the potential for shrinkflation and / or reduction in quality as outlined by the good professor. Would the Rt Honourable Count support the formation of an Independent Croissant Commission to monitor croissant production, and ensure quality is maintained?
I do hope your alienofesto in future will fully cost the price of a Croissant cap - I suggest you bring this earthling Prof on board as your Croissant advisor!
If the Germans can have beer purity laws, the UK should have croissant standards laws, setting the ingredients and size, number of folds of the dough, etc.
Once successfully implemented, Count Binface should also consider UK water purity laws. And yes, that means taking the piss.
More or Less is the best podcast because it helps me understand politics and the economy in an evenhanded way. During Covid it was essential.