After retiring I worked as a state park hosts. Dogs off leash and people not picking up their dogs poop were the most common tickets written by rangers.
This brings to mind when my neighbor used to let their dogs out to run and of course they crapped in my yard not theirs. So I began to pick up the crap with a shovel and fling it back over into their yard. This went on for quite a long time until one day I heard a clunk and when I peered over the fence a turd was stuck on their backyard picture window. So I’m out in the back and I heard this guy yelling at his wife that there was a turd stuck on the window. Get this....He blamed their kids for throwing crap!!!!
Warren Lambert It gets better. Two houses down the street they had an older Doberman dog. He was so old he couldn’t squat to poop. So he would back up to the shrubs in my yard and hang shit ornaments on them. Now that’s just beyond what any civilized person should have to put up with. Nobody wants turd ornaments hanging on their landscaping.
A shovel full, knock on the door,when they open it throw it in the house,tell them next time your going to shove it down there throat,usually gets your point understood real quick, had Neighbors like that to
Do what i do! I save bacon grease in a jar. In the morning i microwave it 15 seconds. Then go outside pour just a few Drops on each poop dropings the next moarning all the poop Is gone.
it was not the dog's fault-he should of said man is dead who doesn't clean up dog crap and placed the dog in a good home--funny story but it is not funny when the animal takes the blame--end of story funny man
Truer words have never been spoken... this man is a philosopher! 😁
I told a disrespectful neighbor that exact thing 2 weeks ago.. hearing him say it made me blow coffee out my nose! Thanks for the laugh!
Hahahaha 🤣😂 I love it!!!
Hilarious! Mr James is the funniest man in America!!!
GOD bless !!! 🙏🏻✝️🇺🇸
Let’s Go Brandon!!!!!
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James always makes me laugh!
After retiring I worked as a state park hosts. Dogs off leash and people not picking up their dogs poop were the most common tickets written by rangers.
This brings to mind when my neighbor used to let their dogs out to run and of course they crapped in my yard not theirs. So I began to pick up the crap with a shovel and fling it back over into their yard. This went on for quite a long time until one day I heard a clunk and when I peered over the fence a turd was stuck on their backyard picture window. So I’m out in the back and I heard this guy yelling at his wife that there was a turd stuck on the window. Get this....He blamed their kids for throwing crap!!!!
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ROFLMAO ... now that there's funny ... don't care who ya are ... that was a funny story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Warren Lambert
It gets better. Two houses down the street they had an older Doberman dog. He was so old he couldn’t squat to poop. So he would back up to the shrubs in my yard and hang shit ornaments on them.
Now that’s just beyond what any civilized person should have to put up with.
Nobody wants turd ornaments hanging on their landscaping.
@@michaelrief4424 Merry Christmas! 😂🤣😂😂🎄
@@michaelrief4424 ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I totally agree with you!
❤ love this man😅
Well damn good one
Playing this at the people's convoy. . Love it
Yea....That's when there were real men still left in America! Bless your dad. Jpol.
Exactly
Lord. We need laughter !! Our country's ... In trouble!!
Big time.... make sure you have 6 months ready.
dead dogs don't s..t fact, this man was so funny
A shovel full, knock on the door,when they open it throw it in the house,tell them next time your going to shove it down there throat,usually gets your point understood real quick, had Neighbors like that to
Put it on their doorstep.
Indeed :D
THIS MAN SURE MAKES MY DAY..HE IS SO V E R Y FUNNY... JAMES DO U HAVE CDS OR RECORDS OUT.
WOULD LOVE TO FIND THEM
I know, I'm 100% convinced, that my father is my dad...... and vice-versa.....
But this guy makes me question that. 🤔
Do what i do! I save bacon grease in a jar.
In the morning i microwave it 15 seconds. Then go outside pour just a few
Drops on each poop dropings the next moarning all the poop
Is gone.
HAHAHAHA
My neighbor's dog would shit in my yard . I would get my shovel , get it up , and throw it back on his front door and porch .
The people's convoy
Compare That To Mustard
Funny shite man…
I'm like his dad. Any dog that shits on my property, somehow comes up missing, and the shit gets thrown on the owners door.
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downvote for censoring.
it was not the dog's fault-he should of said man is dead who doesn't clean up dog crap and placed the dog in a good home--funny story but it is not funny when the animal takes the blame--end of story funny man
REALLY? You need to get a damn life
It was just a joke.
You must be the guy who called up city counsel.
Come on man a joke's a joke. Grow up and get a funny bone.