That sounds like 2 old byzantine legends...and the Arthurian legend...and; if memory serves; several other myths and legends from various places around the world...
I discovered this channel a week ago and binge-watched half of the videos. I've drank 40 tea cups per day and I feel the strange urge to colonize everything down from the equator
@@MrRalanov I am ashamed to admit that indeed, in that moment, I was a water drinking heretic, however, in my defense I have eternally sworn off coffee
@@Ptr-ck7if me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I knew how to program and consequently, graphic design. Make Tea(like a potion in some) items in RPGs that give insane stat boosts or bonuses, make them stackable, and then watch as he annihilates everything. In games like Civ or Galactic Civ, I'd make it one of the most valuable resources by making Tea Leaf Plantations that harvest Tea Leaves, which sell for cheap. However, I'd include Tea Houses that convert said Tea Leaves into Yorkshire Gold Tea, which then sells for INSANE amounts of whatever counts as money in that game.
Uh I always assumed HMS was Her Majesty's Service for some reason had to google it when I seen your comment sounds stupid now I know the S is for ship 😂 That's at least 1 piece of new knowledge today 🙂
@@cherrydragon3120 I wouldn't. Any tech stock for that matter, they go down and up like crazy balls. Safest is GOLD. Second safest is SILVER. Third safest is COPPER or any mineral except OIL. Sorry I am an investor :)
Yo spiff: Task manager -> Details -> Right click app -> Priority: Low Better for your sanity (and your computer) than hellish game settings and/or cpu abusing software.
One of my favorite things to watch is someone that is obviously having a lot of fun playing the game and making the video and not just making the video to make a video, and the first 10ish minutes do a very good job at making it clear he is enjoying making the video and it's very refreshing to watch.
I just won the game by maxing my influence and making friends last week. I only had to fight the pirates and in the end, one civilization that finally got angry about culture flipping all their planets. By that time, my civilization was infinitely more advanced, so they never stood a chance. Finally, they handed over their Empire.
"Influence only" has been my go-to strategy since Gal Civ I. It's always been broken. Like "stealth archer" in Skyrim , it takes 50x as long to finish, but I've played all three versions on the highest difficulty without ever building a single armed ship.
It's amazing what you can do if you just bide your time, building your charisma and influence as well as your resources. Part of the payoff is not having to worry about army upkeep.
In this corner we have Trevor with his trainer ASPEC. In the other corner we have Admiral Hammy Ham 14th with his trainer The Spiffing Brit. READY..... FIGHT!!!
@@mattchamp1541 Honestly? I have no idea, I just had to say something to acknowledge the Scottish accent so thick I couldn't decide if it was a comedy imitation or not. Like you could pound a nail into that accent and hang a picture on it, it was so thick.
I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold and I almost threw the whole thing into Boston Harbor. I didn't though and it was delicious. Now if I could only avoid those pesky taxes. I suppose revolution is the only reasonable answer.
I'm sure it's part of the final plan of the Second British Empire, but in the meantime I'm enjoying the easiest, cheapest zero calorie caffeine beverage that exists
26:21 So... This is how Established Titles was born I can definetly see Spiff owning the page and buying an ever increasing amount of land in Scotland just to plant more Yorkshire Tea
Know then that it is the year 10191, the known universe is ruled by the God Queen Elizabeth the second. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is Yorkshire Tea. The Tea extends life. The Tea expands consciousness. The Tea is vital to space travel.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the Gold of Yorkshire that my thoughts acquire speed, my brain acquires exploits, the games become broken. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
God this game.. lmao I was wondering when you'd do this one. I was one of the early access alpha/beta contributors, and my god.. The sheer number of reworks that have hit this game since release, had me wondering if it ever really left its beta stage at times. I've often wondered whats happened to it since putting it down for good two years ago despite getting all the DLCs for 'free". To this day, I have never seen the planet I got to name appear in game =[ and if I ever do, It'll be a dead system without any resources most likely lmao
Hey Spiff is there any chance you could look at the mount and blade games. I bet you could find some silly things to do with that lovely series. Ps. I have my tea at hand as always.
The best exploit in M&B is the trainer skill. If you have a bunch of heroes at level ~20, all with the highest trainer skill possible, you can recruit peasants and they will be trained to elite units in an in-game week without you needing to do anything. Setting it up, leveling up the heroes etc, takes forever though With Fire and Sword on the other hand is completely broken. It has the banking system which pays something line 15% weekly interest, and it lets you pay for hero training so you can let them level up while you AFK and make a fortune in the meantime. Just find the heroes you want, get 50k via trading, put 10k in 5 different cities (there's a cap to how much money each individual city will hold) and start AFKing. When you have a million or so gold and your heroes are on high level you can buy the best gear in the game and recruit and field an army of elite units
Oh my gosh! Spiff! Your editor HAS a voice! Exploit him. Take him into multiplayer games and make him serve you even MORE than he already does! It's the right way to use that talent!
Been playing these games for years. I've got the kettle on ready for my second cup. It's just Yorkshire tho , I'm poor please send me some gold I need to taste this pure English gold. .. love Yor work keep it up. (Yes that's deliberate )
evidently you didn't find the most crazy OP fleet setup in this game... If you get some certain thing that reduces the space taken up by ships by 1 ( I forget what, haven't played Gal Civ in quite some time ), you can have 0-capacity tiny ships. Then, you create several designs of these with as many buff modules as you can for shields, armor, all attack types, and speed. Then, create a fleet of actual larger combat ships up to your max capacity, then fill that fleet with tons of tiny buff ships. Enjoy your invincible death fleet with 1000s of attack & defense that can move 100 spaces per turn. Seriously, this works, it's bloody insane and awesome
I don’t think there is a single video on this channel I haven’t enjoyed. A toast to this man. Everyone raise your cups of Yorkshire Tea Gold to the almighty lord, Spiff.
Spiff you glorious bastard, that intro made me spit out my tea from laughter, hopefully I can restock my tea soon so I have enough to keep up with the videos. Keep up the work and all hail the Queen!
"Ugh, it's not the best but we do want to keep increasing our pragmatism. It really is very useful to have." That, right there, is the true spirit of a pragmatist.
"So how many Humans do you want to the colony sir Hamste?" "Uhm i don't know... send 1 human, cut another in half and send the half with the brain!" "Are you sure sir? How are they going to reproduce sir?" "Well then send the lower half of the 2nd one" "uff... Aye Aye sir!" And that's how i imagine the whole scenario went down...
spiff the adveryiser has entered chat: yorkshire tea has gone up in spiff coins oh wait a minute it went down no way it is now 99.9% of (purchese the tea) you have just bought somthing for -25% off
You can spam the ring build to a max of 256 rings. Was taking over planets from civilizations I never even met. Thanks for the heads up on the exploit.
By the way. Long before you ever get into anything remotely related to game play ideas.... you will be unable to concentrate because you will be crying laughing. Well done.
Having such a Queen themed customized race and NOT having them be lizard people? Spiff I'm so disappointed I'm putting down my cup of tea and going to Starbucks for a cup of coffee.
Hello everyone. That trick works every time and not only during turn shift. Some people reported having problems so here is a small and simple guide. You can add up to 2000% research, 680% raw production 2000% bonus production, etc. after that, it's kinda capped. First download cheat engine. Set speed hack for 0.01 speed and hit apply. Now open some sort of autoclicker( I recommend fastclicker) and run it as administrator. Now switch back to the game, select a starbase and hit the key that spams your mouse clicks just like the Spiffing Brit did it in the video. That's all. It can be done on fast pc, on turn 1, no need for cpu trashing. You are welcome.
Bro I played this game around 14 and 15 but my computer broke and now i never clicked something so fast on my life when i saw it for free on epic games
So she became an *all knowing* god queen by drinking tea then traveled through time and space and *learned* about the galaxy. doesn't sound like an all knowing god queen to me.
Being a time traveler and being omniscient are exactly the same thing. What detail you can't quite remember, you can go back in time to check what happened and come forward in time to be ready with the answer even before you need it.
Ah, majestic. That picture by Robert Mapplethorpe is from his noble wildlife period and is entitled "Phil My Nuts Liz!" The squirrel was actually their first son who was passed over as the crown Prince due to a birth defect of...being a squirrel. Sir Chippy McBushtail became his adopted name and he lived out the remainder of his days running a small distillery in Scotland and enjoying a daily cup of Yorkshire Tea.
So the ship's callsign is T.E.A, but not H.M.S?
The *Queen* would like to have a word with you, Spiff.
The Queen would like to know your location, Spiff
Personally H.M.T seems best
The queen already knows your location
Her majesty is displeased...Release the corgis!
The H M S TEA
Her majesty hasn't passed away. She's simply drank 42 cups of Yorkshire tea and travelled into the future to one day return. That is now cannon.
*canon
And this is true
That sounds like 2 old byzantine legends...and the Arthurian legend...and; if memory serves; several other myths and legends from various places around the world...
So basically the back story of this space civilization is: "THE QUEEN HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT."
This comment is illegally underrated
SCP Foundation: I thought we had an entire country to contain her with? How do you fuck up that bad?
@@MiniCerberus991 The British have a natural desire to conquer and colonize whatever they can.
Will this end in an XK-class end of the world scenario?
This didn’t age well
I discovered this channel a week ago and binge-watched half of the videos.
I've drank 40 tea cups per day and I feel the strange urge to colonize everything down from the equator
Now you truly are initiated. Have a belated welcome to the communiTEA!
I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s done this. Sadly I’m still addicted to coffee
I thought this was my comment
as someone who lives on the south hemisphere, pls dont?
colonize is definitely a typo for colonise, and I dunno why you'd stay south of the equator.....
You mean...
Terrestrial
Earth-based
Airlesscraft
*Aerospacecraft
TEA,
EXQUISITE TEA,
ABSURDLY EXQUISITE TEA.
Terrestrial
Exploration
Armada
@@andor888 *Astrocraft
The extraordinary avocado
I laughed so hard spat out my water when I heard "Space, the final frontier- other than scotland"
I hope mean tea, for your sake.
I believe you meant tea.
@@MrRalanov I am ashamed to admit that indeed, in that moment, I was a water drinking heretic, however, in my defense I have eternally sworn off coffee
Be honest chaps, would you rather he spat tea? I think it deserves better.
He ment he spat so hard the water turned tea, it makes perfect sense
"Space, the final frontier. Well, excluding Scotland."
Literally five seconds in and I'm already laughing.
So the ship's callsign is T.E.A, but not H.M.S?
The Queen would like to have a word with you, Spiff.
Scotland, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the HMS Britannia.
Spif NEEDS a dedicated group of modders to put Tea into EVERY game he plays.
id learn to mod for every game he plays just to make this
@@Ptr-ck7if me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I knew how to program and consequently, graphic design. Make Tea(like a potion in some) items in RPGs that give insane stat boosts or bonuses, make them stackable, and then watch as he annihilates everything. In games like Civ or Galactic Civ, I'd make it one of the most valuable resources by making Tea Leaf Plantations that harvest Tea Leaves, which sell for cheap. However, I'd include Tea Houses that convert said Tea Leaves into Yorkshire Gold Tea, which then sells for INSANE amounts of whatever counts as money in that game.
Editor rises up:
Wait, somoes revolting because they've been treated poorly for a long time ?!
Oh God, its happening again. Qiuck! send the Navy!!!
Nothing to do with the editor being Northern Irish at all. International incident in the horizon captain, full speed ahead! XD
Brad1 also has risen up, I think there's a editor rebellion
@@geoffrogers7590 irish eh? Seems about right
Not the Navy!
The space colony France has joined the conversation
Missed opportunity to have the ship prefix "Her Majesty's Ship"
He also missed the opportunity to call that planet "Newestcastle"
Bartosz Or Newestyork
Compromise: Her Teajesty's Ship
@@dammynation1549 No no no no. "Her Majes-tea's ship"
Uh I always assumed HMS was Her Majesty's Service for some reason had to google it when I seen your comment sounds stupid now I know the S is for ship 😂
That's at least 1 piece of new knowledge today 🙂
"space, the final frontier, well, excluding Scotland"
*Groundskeeper Willie voice * "YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!"
Darn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
The stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.... anyone?
Yes please lol
Just invest in google and ur set XD
@@cherrydragon3120 I wouldn't. Any tech stock for that matter, they go down and up like crazy balls. Safest is GOLD. Second safest is SILVER. Third safest is COPPER or any mineral except OIL.
Sorry I am an investor :)
Lol well those exploits could put you in jail
@@4c3fr3h1y better hurry before Congress releases a patch
Yo spiff: Task manager -> Details -> Right click app -> Priority: Low
Better for your sanity (and your computer) than hellish game settings and/or cpu abusing software.
Also, google "cpu affinity windows 10" and follow one of the many guides to force the game to run on a single core
Not just that. Make sure you are also encoding video on that same core. Give that a higher priority.
@@Azeazezar run prime95 for best results.
Thank you (and to all the people in the replies) I absolutely could not get this to fire without using all of these tips. Exploitation saved ;D
@@L0LyourFACE The problems of having a PC thats too powerful....
Who needs strategies to conquer the Galaxy when you can use *R E S O L V E?*
hello justin
sup justin
AKA Determination Requiem
God has arrived
@@thespiffingbrit Lmao
One of my favorite things to watch is someone that is obviously having a lot of fun playing the game and making the video and not just making the video to make a video, and the first 10ish minutes do a very good job at making it clear he is enjoying making the video and it's very refreshing to watch.
I just won the game by maxing my influence and making friends last week. I only had to fight the pirates and in the end, one civilization that finally got angry about culture flipping all their planets. By that time, my civilization was infinitely more advanced, so they never stood a chance. Finally, they handed over their Empire.
Next time play the stock market.
It could help a lot of us out.
*stonk market
“This could be very risky but with some insider “tips” it could be a lot easier”
I hope
THE STOCK MARKET IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Infinite Money Glitch
*The government would like to know your location*
First you are born rich, then you win
The day the Spiffing Brit makes a video about his tea and how perfectly balanced it is, that will be the day Half Life 3 comes out.
🌙
Two Justin y commets? NANI
Justin is back
this did not age well,wheres our perfectly balanced tea video?
And another Justin Y.
T.E.A. Actually stands for:
Titanically
Elongated
Aardvark
TEA should stand for:
Tea
Exporting
Astrocraft
or you could just go with HMS like queen intended
Spiff missed the chance to name Australis, "Australia"?
How could he!
Plus the planet said it was hostile to the colonists. Just like australia.
@@brendanlynch8402 He could have turned it into a penal colony!
Not "Her Majesty's Ship"?
Spiff, did you mistaken some alcohol for your tea?
I think he saved his naval rum in the kettle.
Just found out the reason elizabeth became immortal, a welsh prince is first in line to become king when she dies
"Influence only" has been my go-to strategy since Gal Civ I. It's always been broken. Like "stealth archer" in Skyrim , it takes 50x as long to finish, but I've played all three versions on the highest difficulty without ever building a single armed ship.
It's amazing what you can do if you just bide your time, building your charisma and influence as well as your resources. Part of the payoff is not having to worry about army upkeep.
In this corner we have Trevor with his trainer ASPEC.
In the other corner we have Admiral Hammy Ham 14th with his trainer The Spiffing Brit.
READY..... FIGHT!!!
Clearly T.E.A. stands for
Temporal
Empire's
Astrocraft
P.S. Leave it to a Scotsman to hold things up.
You daying we hold things up or somethin pal?
@@mattchamp1541 Honestly? I have no idea, I just had to say something to acknowledge the Scottish accent so thick I couldn't decide if it was a comedy imitation or not. Like you could pound a nail into that accent and hang a picture on it, it was so thick.
@@npiper That is a thicc as boi right there.
@@mattchamp1541 no, they are saying.
@@npiper Thats not a Scottish accent. Its from the North of Ireland.
R.I.P Phillip, you will always be in our heart. And also this game ❤❤❤
I'm surprised Yorkshire Tea doesn't sponsor you because you make me want to buy it more than any paid advertisement ever has.
Uncolonized Land : *Exists*
Spiffing : *No*
*It's free real estate*
I cannot believe you didn't rename 'Australis' to 'Australia'.
Tbh, that was what I expected as well.
It was even dangerous to the local population!
I'd have named it Penal Colony Alpha.
One Australia is too much already.
Now that Spiff got his tea-powered new PC from Linus, he should revisit this game. Memory will not be an issue anymore.
This has got to be the the most outrageous and simultaneously glorious empire building I have ever been sufficiently blessed to witness.
If the Empire Brittanicus isn't on the workshop yet, it should be , Spiffing!
I am proud to say, I finally had a cup of tea with one of your videos... Although my heritage says to dump it in the ocean, but oh is it so delicious
I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold and I almost threw the whole thing into Boston Harbor. I didn't though and it was delicious. Now if I could only avoid those pesky taxes. I suppose revolution is the only reasonable answer.
You can drink tea as long as you don't enjoy it. But if you do we'll have to execute you for treason I think
Drink coffee like a real American. Fucking turncoat.
I'm sure it's part of the final plan of the Second British Empire, but in the meantime I'm enjoying the easiest, cheapest zero calorie caffeine beverage that exists
Is Yorkshire actually good for real or is this a meme. I drink German tea usually
The queen didn’t die, she’s looking for the space squirrel
the editor flexing the linguistics of the only nation actually proud to be British seems very fitting
"Galactic Civilizations 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
**Thanos wants to know your location**
Spiff, why do you do this to me? I've already had my fix of Yorkshire tea today.
no you haven't
Kaiser Indrasil the correct daily intake of tea is infinite
This backstory you've created needs to be made into a movie!
Either that or a book series.
26:21 So... This is how Established Titles was born
I can definetly see Spiff owning the page and buying an ever increasing amount of land in Scotland just to plant more Yorkshire Tea
Know then that it is the year 10191, the known universe is ruled by the God Queen Elizabeth the second. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is Yorkshire Tea. The Tea extends life. The Tea expands consciousness. The Tea is vital to space travel.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the Gold of Yorkshire that my thoughts acquire speed, my brain acquires exploits, the games become broken. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
This is quite possibly my favourite video spiff !
God this game.. lmao I was wondering when you'd do this one. I was one of the early access alpha/beta contributors, and my god.. The sheer number of reworks that have hit this game since release, had me wondering if it ever really left its beta stage at times. I've often wondered whats happened to it since putting it down for good two years ago despite getting all the DLCs for 'free". To this day, I have never seen the planet I got to name appear in game =[ and if I ever do, It'll be a dead system without any resources most likely lmao
I was too and boy was this a game a waste of my money :(
"Why wouldn't you be happy if you were living in the greatest empire of all time?"
America: Boston tea party... IN SPACE!
Hey Spiff is there any chance you could look at the mount and blade games. I bet you could find some silly things to do with that lovely series.
Ps. I have my tea at hand as always.
He'd break M&B: Fire and Sword by abusing the economical value of gunpowder, easily
I dunno about the others
@@emil3801 or just firearms in general. Volly fire is op
@@donttryathome2115 well you could just raid stuff :D It´s not that hard anyway. And MaB is IMO perfectly balanced
He has some 100 stat man videos on it though not normal stuff. Yet.
The best exploit in M&B is the trainer skill. If you have a bunch of heroes at level ~20, all with the highest trainer skill possible, you can recruit peasants and they will be trained to elite units in an in-game week without you needing to do anything. Setting it up, leveling up the heroes etc, takes forever though
With Fire and Sword on the other hand is completely broken. It has the banking system which pays something line 15% weekly interest, and it lets you pay for hero training so you can let them level up while you AFK and make a fortune in the meantime. Just find the heroes you want, get 50k via trading, put 10k in 5 different cities (there's a cap to how much money each individual city will hold) and start AFKing. When you have a million or so gold and your heroes are on high level you can buy the best gear in the game and recruit and field an army of elite units
"Space, the final frontier. Well, except for Scotland."
Please, Scotland is nothing but space. Windy, wet, wild space.
When the British realise there’s tea in space
BRITISH EMPIRE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
"We Love being nice to each other"
*Luaghs in Drill while in pekham and kennington*
We French at Versailleham Prime wish our friends of glorious Buckingham Prime Liberthé, Egalithé & Fraternithé
Liberté, egalité & fraternité*
@@Cygnus0lor even the French can't talk in their own language.
I wonder how many people know this video is held ransom by the editor?
Probably lots, it's just one of those things people don't mention as much as you expect them to mention.
Oh my gosh!
Spiff! Your editor HAS a voice!
Exploit him.
Take him into multiplayer games and make him serve you even MORE than he already does!
It's the right way to use that talent!
Omfg bro im actually loving your content!
The pro British humour is 👌
Been playing these games for years. I've got the kettle on ready for my second cup. It's just Yorkshire tho , I'm poor please send me some gold I need to taste this pure English gold. .. love Yor work keep it up. (Yes that's deliberate )
"an invisible dot inside an invisible dot"
-The Total perspective vortex
evidently you didn't find the most crazy OP fleet setup in this game...
If you get some certain thing that reduces the space taken up by ships by 1 ( I forget what, haven't played Gal Civ in quite some time ), you can have 0-capacity tiny ships.
Then, you create several designs of these with as many buff modules as you can for shields, armor, all attack types, and speed.
Then, create a fleet of actual larger combat ships up to your max capacity, then fill that fleet with tons of tiny buff ships.
Enjoy your invincible death fleet with 1000s of attack & defense that can move 100 spaces per turn.
Seriously, this works, it's bloody insane and awesome
This post should be considered by Spiff imho.
Dear lord Spiff. Please play Aurora 4x (you can make the most british space empire there) Thank you.
A random tea drinking citizen.
I came for a review of the game, I stayed for the LOLs.
"She's basically immortal"
*Elizabeth II dies the next day*
How dare you TREASON
watching this after getting it for free on epicgames :)
Same bro
same haha
I don’t think there is a single video on this channel I haven’t enjoyed. A toast to this man. Everyone raise your cups of Yorkshire Tea Gold to the almighty lord, Spiff.
Hammy Ham XIV and the Queen; name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait
Anthony Romanelli Reanu Keeves and Seymour Clevarge
The Queen, and her favorite Corgi.
The spiffing Brit and Colonization
Philip and a car
This game will be FREE on the Epic Games Store on January 21st for a week.
Don't u think we know that?
@@trinitypunk7102 some dont, whats the problem with bringing attention to that?
@@devkamalmuhammed1100 Ooo did i hurt your feelings bro, did i struck a nerve bro. I'm so sorry if what i said bothered u in anyway
@@trinitypunk7102 looks like you are the one hurt here.. poor thing... there there...
@@devkamalmuhammed1100 Sniffles you wound me :'(
Spiff you glorious bastard, that intro made me spit out my tea from laughter, hopefully I can restock my tea soon so I have enough to keep up with the videos. Keep up the work and all hail the Queen!
This makes me want a Mass Effect RTS game.
i'd buy a knighthood just to force the Cops to call me "Sir".
"Ugh, it's not the best but we do want to keep increasing our pragmatism. It really is very useful to have." That, right there, is the true spirit of a pragmatist.
I’m calling it right now the man in the yellow hat testing the computer is the spiffing Brett!
29:50 omg Corona?
Wait, survivors become 10% smarter?
Hmm, time will tell if thats true or not O_O
"For colors we have: Red, White, and Blue"
*A FORMER COLONY INTENSIFIES*
"the queen is an omnipotent teleporting time traveler"
me: yes, we know. ...oh wait, you meant IN THIS GAME? i thought you meant in real life.
Spiff’s exploits reach no end because as long as Yorkshire tea exists spiff May as well exploit how to SPONTANEOUSLY CREATE MATTER
You know the game is delightful when one planes has name Biedronka II which is a tesco like supermarket in poland
"So how many Humans do you want to the colony sir Hamste?"
"Uhm i don't know... send 1 human, cut another in half and send the half with the brain!"
"Are you sure sir? How are they going to reproduce sir?"
"Well then send the lower half of the 2nd one"
"uff... Aye Aye sir!"
And that's how i imagine the whole scenario went down...
Set up a smallish universe and then Fill It. Give each civilization one decent system and let the carnage begin.
Jesus Christ, I did NOT expect that heavy Scottish accent on Spiff's editor at the end. Can I suggest to call him "The Scoffing Scot" from now on?
I fucking love you spiffing. I will only dump out half the normal amount of tea into the bay just for you.
spiff the adveryiser has entered chat:
yorkshire tea has gone up in spiff coins
oh wait a minute it went down
no way it is now 99.9% of (purchese the tea) you have just bought somthing for -25% off
Thank you for the free dlc but I'm American now.
How's the freedom Ben Dover? leave some for the rest of us
HA the rest of US I’m sorry.
You can spam the ring build to a max of 256 rings. Was taking over planets from civilizations I never even met. Thanks for the heads up on the exploit.
Oh Dear!!! Come on Spiff. You disappoint me! 5:13. Dont you know? The Union Flag is only called a Jack when it is flown at sea.
"I only have half the memory, but I do have double the cores." I don't think computing works that way...
And of course the Spiffing Brit has a Scot as his underling.
New Castle, America....my hometown gets a smashing shoutout. This calls for some delicious yorkshire tea. Dave put the coffee down!
Fleffingbridge! Liked and subbed for the transport tycoon deluxe reference
By the way. Long before you ever get into anything remotely related to game play ideas.... you will be unable to concentrate because you will be crying laughing. Well done.
A part of me really wants the queen to see this.
Who else paused to read the civ description just to hear Spiff read it out loud seconds after?
You missed a chance to explain the origins of Boo from Bauldur's Gate! ;-) Also, very many lol's were had. Enjoyed the vid!
Galactic TEA 3 THE YORKSHIRE TEA EDITION
I'm slightly concerned with how many titles and whatnot you are willing to buy Spiff, you sure you're doing okay?
Having such a Queen themed customized race and NOT having them be lizard people? Spiff I'm so disappointed I'm putting down my cup of tea and going to Starbucks for a cup of coffee.
Hello everyone. That trick works every time and not only during turn shift. Some people reported having problems so here is a small and simple guide. You can add up to 2000% research, 680% raw production 2000% bonus production, etc. after that, it's kinda capped. First download cheat engine. Set speed hack for 0.01 speed and hit apply. Now open some sort of autoclicker( I recommend fastclicker) and run it as administrator. Now switch back to the game, select a starbase and hit the key that spams your mouse clicks just like the Spiffing Brit did it in the video. That's all. It can be done on fast pc, on turn 1, no need for cpu trashing. You are welcome.
I'm a Perfectly Balanced Person With No Issues - my father beat me
At galactic civ 3?
Who is here because this game is free on epic games😁😂
Not me
I can neither confirm or deny this statement
Me
@@gamercsx9805 Then who is coming to watch a video uploaded in 2019 on aug😂
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Spiff: "to put you, the player, ahead of all the other AIs!"
Uh oh, he's on to us.
"Squirrel Queen and Phil"
I didn't know this is how NFTs were invented.
Who came here from epic games?
Yup
Same
Lmao yup
Bro I played this game around 14 and 15 but my computer broke and now i never clicked something so fast on my life when i saw it for free on epic games
So she became an *all knowing* god queen by drinking tea then traveled through time and space and *learned* about the galaxy.
doesn't sound like an all knowing god queen to me.
Being a time traveler and being omniscient are exactly the same thing. What detail you can't quite remember, you can go back in time to check what happened and come forward in time to be ready with the answer even before you need it.
Ah, majestic. That picture by Robert Mapplethorpe is from his noble wildlife period and is entitled "Phil My Nuts Liz!" The squirrel was actually their first son who was passed over as the crown Prince due to a birth defect of...being a squirrel. Sir Chippy McBushtail became his adopted name and he lived out the remainder of his days running a small distillery in Scotland and enjoying a daily cup of Yorkshire Tea.
Thanks for existing Brit. Your content is always a welcome sight.