The Failure of Reddit Island

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  • A group of Redditors come together to buy an island. What could go wrong?
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  • @crimson19
    @crimson19 2 роки тому +10855

    Redditors thinking they're the most knowledgable humans in the world and then falling for a obvious scam is the funniest shit ever

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 2 роки тому +602

      tbh wished this shit happened but the cubans arrested all the redditors lmao

    • @Ileanwhenitalk
      @Ileanwhenitalk 2 роки тому +539

      Imagine the Cuban military just starts opening fire on the redditors because one of them begins refusing to leave because he forgot his waifu body pillow on the island

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 2 роки тому +57

      @@Ileanwhenitalk lmaooo

    • @pradyumnpurohit5597
      @pradyumnpurohit5597 2 роки тому +21

      For real 😂😂😂

    • @pete3011
      @pete3011 2 роки тому +39

      But not really surprising. I doubt any group in history have ever more perfectly exemplified the Dunning-Kruger effect than that pack of idiots.

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 2 роки тому +4142

    In order to have their own island, they wanted one of the world's richest people to completely fund it, invade a territory of a known nation and potentially kill off the natives living on said island.
    Now that's what I call a Reddit moment.

    • @GOF-pk9mg
      @GOF-pk9mg 2 роки тому +390

      Litterally just Christopher Columbus

    • @muhammadtroll2835
      @muhammadtroll2835 2 роки тому +197

      And all of that for an inside joke

    • @gavinan6964
      @gavinan6964 2 роки тому +247

      @@GOF-pk9mg Except at least Christopher Columbus was backed by a country

    • @pinhe1350
      @pinhe1350 2 роки тому +86

      @@GOF-pk9mg Christopher Columbus isnt that bad

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 роки тому +19

      Time to declare war with some country to get an island.

  • @herredward9277
    @herredward9277 2 роки тому +1177

    "The Pitcairn islands are owned by the british government."
    "The Pitcairn islands are in the middle of fucking nowhere."
    Yeah, seems about right.

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 2 роки тому +165

      "there's not going to be any water on the island"
      "We need to build some pipes"
      Pipes to fucking what lmfao

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 2 роки тому +67

      To teleport to the water level like Mario?

    • @SwoleakhulTheBlind
      @SwoleakhulTheBlind 2 роки тому +36

      Well the british owned about the whole world once upon a time. And those 47 people probably couldn’t be assed to start a revolution to break free from them 🤣

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Рік тому +8

      @@SwoleakhulTheBlind they are British. Why would they revolt?

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Рік тому +1

      @reality8793 consider that they owned more share of the world than any nation in history I wonder what that says about those people that owned less.

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +1557

    "The Virgin Islands are already a thing."
    Oh, Lord. That boy done destroyed them sweatsacks.

    • @tuerculosisgaming6307
      @tuerculosisgaming6307 Рік тому +29

      And OP wasn't mad

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 6 місяців тому +21

      That's not a burn that's a tactical nuke

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 5 місяців тому +6

      @@williamdrum9899 One could even call it a kamikaze

    • @ctpp64
      @ctpp64 2 місяці тому +3

      redditors always do self-deprecating humor, but it still feels cringey since they're narcissistic anyways

    • @legitusername-zl7to
      @legitusername-zl7to 15 днів тому +1

      epstei-

  • @gecgeist
    @gecgeist 2 роки тому +5855

    i can imagine they'd have a massive chungus statue in the middle of the island that the redditors would sacrifice to every night

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 2 роки тому +261

      imagine thinking redditors even go outside lol, also twitter, instagram, tiktok sucks, also
      keenu reeve chungus meencraf gud fartnite bad wholesome 69 420 pogger amogus imposter ding ding imposter 100 big chungus reddit good upvote funni

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 2 роки тому +98

      imagine all the mods that will be in charge of the island! it will be more authoritarian than north korea! all hail moderator bigchungus492 LOL XD

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 2 роки тому +22

      too accurrate man

    • @spimpsmacker6422
      @spimpsmacker6422 2 роки тому +70

      And then they would all strip naked, get around in a circle, and chant "Hooka chaka, hooka hooka, hooka chaka."

    • @sandraswan9008
      @sandraswan9008 2 роки тому +33

      They're already sacrificing their time to the Chungus

  • @malariaa0293
    @malariaa0293 2 роки тому +7059

    Imagine if they had created social classes based on the amount of karma they had on reddit

    • @maxdoesnothing1834
      @maxdoesnothing1834 2 роки тому +443

      Just like the black mirror episode. We saw how well that went

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 2 роки тому +228

      @•XxXr3s!d3n7tp4$t4-g!rlXxX•✨ they all die
      the end

    • @bhf4972
      @bhf4972 2 роки тому +238

      Reddit karma would be social points

    • @DarkRobotics
      @DarkRobotics 2 роки тому +221

      Chinas social credit score, BUT WORSE

    • @bambi20082148
      @bambi20082148 2 роки тому +43

      @•XxXr3s!d3n7tp4$t4-g!rlXxX•✨ Social credit to the extreme, you give people rating regarding interactions and the less rating you have the less privileges and society acceptance you have

  • @Cactus_fucker
    @Cactus_fucker 2 роки тому +1968

    You gotta love how redditors casually talked about colonizing an island

    • @gangahuweed3012
      @gangahuweed3012 2 роки тому +203

      Weird considering how leftist reddit is

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion Рік тому +133

      @@gangahuweed3012 Reddit is the least leftist thing ever
      The most popular subs there are all boomerish

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion Рік тому +3

      @random tomato on the internet Nah, definitely not

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Рік тому +236

      @@atanaZion least leftist!? No way lmao

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion Рік тому

      @@brad5426 There is nothing genuinely leftist at left, they don't even know what communism is

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 2 роки тому +4088

    I like how IslandOwnerAlt didn’t even bother using google translate to make the fake document in Spanish, it just shows how easy it was for him to scam all of Reddit

    • @mhmtakeyatime9000
      @mhmtakeyatime9000 2 роки тому +359

      The fact that he easily scammed so many people on reddit is funny and also sad that they *actually* fell for it.

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому

      gullible fools
      truly an nft island moment 😂

    • @memebozo8065
      @memebozo8065 Рік тому +270

      THIS, he deserves every single dollar he got from them, he played his game and he won easily

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen Рік тому

      @@mhmtakeyatime9000 no sympathy for the redditfa9s

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому +2

      Scamming Hard Core Redditors is kind of like stealling candy from a baby, not really a suprise as they all lool like big and hairy children

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 2 роки тому +6839

    I can just imagine if this gets made, 4chan funding a private militia to retake reddit island

    • @dunamoose3446
      @dunamoose3446 2 роки тому +512

      Based

    • @kavky
      @kavky 2 роки тому +920

      No need for funding, they'd have plenty of volunteers from /k/ and /pol/.

    • @mrkitloin
      @mrkitloin 2 роки тому +527

      @@kavky yeah thats what i meant by "funding", Guarantee at least one /pol/ack has a boat and damn near everyone on /k/ has a gun
      Of course they could just do paintball guns as to not commit an actual serious crime

    • @spacemarinechaplain9367
      @spacemarinechaplain9367 2 роки тому +525

      @@mrkitloin I was about to say that owning a gun doesn’t automatically make you into a competent soldier but then I remembered that it’d be full of Redditors and that as long as 4chan doesn’t instantly descent into bickering and infighting they’d win regardless.

    • @johnilarde8440
      @johnilarde8440 2 роки тому +105

      Redditors: “No! You cant just force us out of the island and return it to its natural state!”
      4Chan users: “Fuck off virgin, grow the hell up!”

  • @UYII-tx7un
    @UYII-tx7un 2 роки тому +22264

    Imagine building an island for people who never go outside

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +417

      W-we'll totally get those trash normie locals out s-someday, kind strangers,,,,,,I'm gonna psyche myself up by counting my reddit karma and THEN they'll definitely be sorry

    • @UYII-tx7un
      @UYII-tx7un 2 роки тому +133

      @rat yoo, don't call me out bro

    • @batcel69696
      @batcel69696 2 роки тому +489

      Wholesome big chungus Keanu reeves 100 moment Reddit gold

    • @commie_remover
      @commie_remover 2 роки тому +56

      @@batcel69696 stop being a weeb

    • @batcel69696
      @batcel69696 2 роки тому +204

      @@commie_remover I'll keep that in mind? If you're refering to my pfp though its actually chinese lol

  • @huddolife4830
    @huddolife4830 Рік тому +774

    Imagine living on a small island in the middle of nowhere, nothing to worry about in life until one day a group of sweaty neckbeards show up and try to get you to leave

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 Рік тому +95

      risking war with the british for some reddit meme

    • @tibik.8407
      @tibik.8407 11 місяців тому +26

      @@mikadosannoji553 "Keep the karma you filthy animals"

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 9 місяців тому +23

      And if they find out your island has part-polynesian women they might become frighteningly motivated to take it

    • @Dducksquad
      @Dducksquad 7 місяців тому +18

      bro just described the average Palestinian experience

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 7 місяців тому +23

      @@Dducksquad Oh boy I’m sure these replies will remain civil

  • @ra5bruce737
    @ra5bruce737 2 роки тому +1184

    The guy that scammed them is probably somewhere on a beach resort right now enjoying himself, of course with all the money Reddit generously gave him, what a kind community they are

    • @ohno5880
      @ohno5880 2 роки тому +28

      He got 700 dollars. I somehow doubt it.

    • @rasulrasul3109
      @rasulrasul3109 Рік тому +66

      700 allegedly from 1 user. That subreddit had thousands or hundreds of thousands of members. With the upvotes he was receiving, he must have made thousands or even a million which is absolutely amazing

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall Рік тому +121

      @@rasulrasul3109 I highly doubt most of them actually donated. People want things but people don't want to pay for things. You can also dispute payments on Paypal so many of them could have been refunded, if thats the case then hes really only scammed Paypal.

    • @goddoesntbelieveinyou2459
      @goddoesntbelieveinyou2459 Рік тому +26

      I hope he got lots of money from that. I hope he's set for life actually. What a legend.

    • @Deftthekidd
      @Deftthekidd Рік тому +15

      @@rasulrasul3109 relax let’s not get too crazy with the amount

  • @SuperflyMN
    @SuperflyMN 2 роки тому +25991

    Ironically, Reddit island would probably be a more authoritarian state than North Korea because of all of the powermods who would become in charge

  • @redacted9280
    @redacted9280 2 роки тому +4305

    "Lets just all move to this island, outnumber, outvote and displace the local indigenous population and take it over in the name of reddit" is it just me or is that just colonization

    • @denizmergen418
      @denizmergen418 2 роки тому +351

      no you need to enslave the pepole first

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 2 роки тому +111

      they just needed one more turn to do it

    • @VetusDea
      @VetusDea 2 роки тому +244

      not enough genocide or racism

    • @auburnsmith5610
      @auburnsmith5610 2 роки тому +169

      reddit moment

    • @hartley9003
      @hartley9003 2 роки тому +15

      Haha mass genocide

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving Рік тому +413

    Imagine if IslandOwnerAlt gave them a nuclear test site location and redditors would move there

    • @MrJedroi258
      @MrJedroi258 Рік тому +1

      Even if they didnt get nuked they can still get cancer, thats how John Wayne died

    • @theplayer12312
      @theplayer12312 Рік тому +26

      Bikini atoll :troll:

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 Рік тому +14

      @@theplayer12312 But hey! atleast that's the location for the island in SpongeBob!

    • @hyun-shik7327
      @hyun-shik7327 Рік тому +9

      I’d bet money that there are in fact redditors who’d move to a nuclear test site.

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Рік тому

      I'd set off the nuke once they all got there

  • @karmalotto8587
    @karmalotto8587 4 місяці тому +34

    As someone who lives on a small, remote island in the middle of the pacific: Avid internet users are the LAST people who should want to live on an island. It isn't fun and games. It's actually hell. Some of the even more remote islands lack concrete and steel infrastructure and are forced to chain themselves to trees to not be swept away by typhoons. Importing has caused prices to be absolutely bonkers. We can't really produce any of our own goods. So yeah: you do NOT want to live on an island. It isn't all pina coladas and paradise. It's hot, hard work and very limited resources. Especially internet and electricity.

    • @PineappleDealer37
      @PineappleDealer37 7 годин тому

      Understand. My totalitarian dictatorship localisation shall be changed from Pitcairn to Wolin.

  • @TotallyNotTony_
    @TotallyNotTony_ 2 роки тому +4300

    “A society of Redditors” holy shit that sounds like my personal hell. The only thing worse would be a society of twitter users

    • @Namefag23
      @Namefag23 2 роки тому +41

      I going to r/icebergchart or any horror related subreddit ad yes it goes little wrong and tells me it ging be full of redditors

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 2 роки тому +319

      twitter people would set the entire island on fire if they managed to make it

    • @uselessguy1
      @uselessguy1 2 роки тому +210

      and 4chan island would just be full of terrorist suicide bombers just cumming onto everything they can.

    • @muhammadferdianrizki1640
      @muhammadferdianrizki1640 2 роки тому +261

      Society of twitter users is just california

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 2 роки тому +76

      @@uselessguy1 4chan island just wouldn't happen.

  • @itsconnorstime
    @itsconnorstime 2 роки тому +1888

    Far cry 7 - you’re a woman that gets shipwrecked on Reddit island and instead of Vaas it’s Big Chungus

    • @Rat-O-Tim
      @Rat-O-Tim 2 роки тому +129

      and instead of Hoyt it's Keanu

    • @robertz.4770
      @robertz.4770 2 роки тому +107

      Instead of Buck it is Elon

    • @Rat-O-Tim
      @Rat-O-Tim 2 роки тому +88

      @@robertz.4770 oh no wait, instead of Hoyt it's Elon, and instead of Buck it's Keanu

    • @robertz.4770
      @robertz.4770 2 роки тому +38

      @@Rat-O-Tim yeah it has more sense

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 2 роки тому +52

      *Did I ever tell you the definition of 69*

  • @allenkennedy99
    @allenkennedy99 Рік тому +144

    I love that the guy straight up admitted he scammed em all.

    • @clementinelives
      @clementinelives Рік тому +20

      That part of the video had me fucking crying

  • @Vapormoon
    @Vapormoon 2 роки тому +559

    This is basically tumblr university except that instead of awkward teen girls who are probably bullied irl for their nerdy interests and are just looking for a place to fit in, it's a bunch of actual grown men who can't handle opinions that are different to their own

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja Рік тому +107

      At least Tumblr University would take place in one building, not an entire island.

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Рік тому +57

      Tumblr also doesn't have the best track record with opinions

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Рік тому

      I mean, Tumblr has had some scams (All or Nothing and Dashcon come to mind), but never was the site stupid enough that someone could actually try THIS and get anything other than a K U N G P O W P E N I S back.

    • @Vapormoon
      @Vapormoon Рік тому +77

      @@alchemistofsteel8099 they're both equally cringe cesspools imho

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 Рік тому +31

      ​@@Vapormoon I feel like a lot of Tumblr peons made an exodus to Reddit as well so that explains the similarities

  • @mortomultiverse8778
    @mortomultiverse8778 2 роки тому +10470

    Even if IslandOwnerAlt really had an island, Imagine selling your grandfather's property to redditors.

    • @adrumasahead2815
      @adrumasahead2815 2 роки тому +916

      Worse than spitting on his grave

    • @mull4584
      @mull4584 2 роки тому +188

      Pitcairn 2.0 but instead of 30% it's 99%.

    • @francis32025
      @francis32025 2 роки тому +448

      id be spinning in my grave like a fucking beyblade if i was his grandad

    • @direwolfy1470
      @direwolfy1470 2 роки тому +15

      Let's keep this at 666🤘

    • @PhantomEagle..
      @PhantomEagle.. 2 роки тому +56

      I would immediately tell the Cuban government to cleanse the island of those filthy redditors

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 2 роки тому +2251

    99 men to 1 woman? Someone's felling optimistic

    • @samme79
      @samme79 2 роки тому +145

      Sounds like one the Fallout vaults

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 2 роки тому +116

      Redditors wish it was vice-versa

    • @violethill4454
      @violethill4454 2 роки тому +149

      That woman is probably as pathetic and obese as they are

    • @kavky
      @kavky 2 роки тому +111

      @@violethill4454 The average redditor is pathetic but not obese. They're skinny limp wristed soylets.

    • @thefordlord9893
      @thefordlord9893 2 роки тому +38

      @@kavky They go hand and hand.

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 2 роки тому +264

    Im still baffled that they had the idea of colonizing and voting out the locals of a BRITISH PROTECTORATE

  • @uncletys
    @uncletys Рік тому +63

    “You can’t just go to a place and out-vote the inhabitants or else we’d all be speaking Mandarin” had a HEARTY lol 😆

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 2 роки тому +6909

    I actually want a Reddit Island. Why? Because if the reddit island is registered as an official country there's nothing stopping you from declaring war on it

    • @SugmaDick
      @SugmaDick 2 роки тому +631

      As a "redditor" (i use it for fandoms and my cities subreddit) please fund a reddit island and declare war on it. Its the only way to remove this stain on humanity.

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 2 роки тому +200

      @@SugmaDick I've got to gain access to an a-10 warthog first, just for reasons I shall not name

    • @matiaspablaza6084
      @matiaspablaza6084 2 роки тому +135

      Only time i would support the cuban goverment lmao

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 2 роки тому +63

      @@JP12345 I can help buy the a-10 warthog, but first I will need to buy it off secret sources I am not allowed to tell anyone and pay for repairs, however I do not have enough funding for this so please ask friends and family to send mee the money to buy the a-10 warthog

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 2 роки тому +60

      @@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial I'll gladly fund you, just let me contact my brother who's a Nigerian prince, he said he'd make me Rich so I'll be buying a warthog soon

  • @bluenation2119
    @bluenation2119 2 роки тому +3312

    Anyone who says that Minecraft is bad will immediately be sacrificed to the massive 24 karat gold Keanu Reeves statue

  • @smithsmithony5401
    @smithsmithony5401 2 роки тому +329

    Awwww, I really wanted reddit island to become a thing. So the US government could buy it afterwards and conduct a nuclear test on it

    • @Yeaggghurte
      @Yeaggghurte 2 роки тому +1

      Sadly nuclear tests Are for the most part banned

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому

      Nah the Redditors are so blind they would probably buy Bikini Atol and congratulate themselves they bought the home of Spongebob not knowing it was used for Nuclear Bomb tests and they all get Leukemia.

    • @qbasic16
      @qbasic16 Рік тому +1

      after?

    • @elephantman6117
      @elephantman6117 Рік тому +18

      Yeah, and have it be called "Virgini Atoll"

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 Рік тому +17

      @@elephantman6117 And it'll be the main location for a cartoon show titled "NeckbeardBob NevertouchedgrassPants"

  • @mariottbunbury1985
    @mariottbunbury1985 10 місяців тому +31

    And when the /k/ board on 4chan thought about making a town in a submarine pen they all understood it was a joke, but were infinitely more efficient and serious with a plan and structure

    • @ethanwebster3764
      @ethanwebster3764 2 місяці тому

      That actually happened?

    • @mariottbunbury1985
      @mariottbunbury1985 2 місяці тому +2

      @ethanwebster3764 there was planned spread sheets, and general regulations and laws established, pretty much common sense laws.
      They found a few pens, including one in Scotland that was in the running
      But that the end of the day it was a thought excersize, and unlock redditors, was planned out even when a hypothetical and had some idea of how things might run instead of "haha so cool"

    • @ethanwebster3764
      @ethanwebster3764 2 місяці тому +5

      @@mariottbunbury1985 4chan is more efficient in planning as a joke then reddit is at planning as a serious endeavour, apprantly

    • @mariottbunbury1985
      @mariottbunbury1985 2 місяці тому

      @ethanwebster3764 what do you expect from the world most premiere mongolian basket weaving forum compared to the man child hivemind

  • @vermillionpengu2978
    @vermillionpengu2978 2 роки тому +3746

    Redditors need to learn when a joke stops being funny and goes too far.

    • @yeah4710
      @yeah4710 2 роки тому +457

      Redditors are the butt of the joke society wise

    • @caldineescogroft8831
      @caldineescogroft8831 2 роки тому +37

      @@yeah4710 redditors are the *BASED* of society

    • @Pathfinders_Ascend
      @Pathfinders_Ascend 2 роки тому +383

      redditors don't know what a good joke is, have you seen the "comedy" floating around lately on that website?

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +34

      Why let common sense get in the way of comedy.

    • @pepo5256
      @pepo5256 2 роки тому +140

      @@Pathfinders_Ascend r/memes melts my brain it's so stupid.

  • @DeaDaR03
    @DeaDaR03 2 роки тому +2923

    *A society of only redditors*
    That sounds like hell, dude.

    • @lemeow4426
      @lemeow4426 2 роки тому +52

      with hell it actively breaks your will and soul, but with a society of redditors........ THEY WILL TRY TO ASSIMILATE YOU

    • @plm-fp6nu
      @plm-fp6nu 2 роки тому +100

      At least hell would have scientists and enlightenment thinkers and what not.
      Reddit Island would be a bunch of talentless and skilless asshats who think they're superior to others.

    • @SkilledNub
      @SkilledNub 2 роки тому +5

      Only one way to find out if it's true

    • @user-ij8wb5bw3q
      @user-ij8wb5bw3q 2 роки тому +10

      Still better than twitter

    • @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811
      @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 2 роки тому +1

      You make hell sound like shit

  • @BuggingonBeeroids
    @BuggingonBeeroids 2 роки тому +146

    It was her first time on Reddit Island, her first time travelling alone, it was night but she could see the tell tale light of human activity in the distance. Suddenly, she saw a shadow stalk through the sand towards her, moving with a preternatural speed considering the enormity of it. Before she knew it, she felt a clammy, almost greasy hand slap out and grab her wrist before it snatched her still clasped passport. It's face drew closer as it opened up that small yet vital book and the moon, without mercy shone light upon his face
    "Prima Noctis" the words slurped wetly out of the Mod's mouth, his yellowed teeth revealed in a rictus grin as his eyes scanned over the details on her document.
    When he reached her age, his smile grew wider.

    • @BuggingonBeeroids
      @BuggingonBeeroids Рік тому +24

      @VladromeVAthx bb, I'm glad I could convey some of the cosmic horror that would be Reddit Island. May it never come to pass

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 Рік тому +39

      Women on a Reddit island would be treated like property by a bunch of neck wards

    • @meicc398
      @meicc398 5 місяців тому +5

      Terrifying

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@mrsuns10 Would make the Amish look like far left revolutionaries.

  • @mjsock284
    @mjsock284 Рік тому +36

    The idea of a Falklands-type war happening with the U.K. fighting off hoards of 500 lbs Redditors is fucking hilarious.

  • @randomnesstv3635
    @randomnesstv3635 2 роки тому +1335

    when i first thought of reddit island, i thought that it was gonna be club penguin but with reddit icons

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 2 роки тому +61

      freeze to death trying to flip a iceberg with jackhammers

    • @frokydafroakie
      @frokydafroakie 2 роки тому +10

      same

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 2 роки тому +4

      I thought it was 'Fyre Festival' meets 'Dashcon!'

    • @tomboywarrior3229
      @tomboywarrior3229 2 роки тому +5

      that's actually million times a better idea than what they wanted to do

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому

      So I see you don't like Reddit, well this podcast I found online is for you:
      m.ua-cam.com/video/TUOU8XRAi_Y/v-deo.html

  • @mranderson380
    @mranderson380 2 роки тому +5838

    Why dont they use Epistein's Island? is not like he's going to miss it or something

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 2 роки тому +591

      They could probably get it for a discount too

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource 2 роки тому +258

      Fitting

    • @wackonaut
      @wackonaut 2 роки тому +832

      The discord mods already bought it for Discord island

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +160

      Yeah, plus they would save a ton, as most of the buildings they're gonna use are already built.

    • @canislupus3655
      @canislupus3655 2 роки тому +17

      3:21

  • @matroqueta6825
    @matroqueta6825 2 роки тому +110

    15:37 just lost me
    "It has come to the attention of the mod team that u/IslandOwnerAlt was scamming members of this subreddit"
    "Because of this, we are no longer going to be using their island."
    I'm just... at a loss for words, I can't even tell whether these mods are taking the piss or completely delusional

    • @maxiimized
      @maxiimized Рік тому +3

      15:37 is not a timestamp

    • @daphnerogers4277
      @daphnerogers4277 8 місяців тому +5

      10:39 is the actual timestamp for this quote for anyone curious

  • @sdstacey46
    @sdstacey46 10 місяців тому +20

    99 males to 1 female, no one has a job, and everyone runs around in their underwear but no one gets laid. So you’re saying the Smurfs lived on Reddit Island?

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 2 роки тому +2672

    "Finally, reddit gold will be a legally accepted currency and the world shall prosper."
    - Mahatma Gandhi

    • @ELGG1894
      @ELGG1894 2 роки тому +12

      nice pfp

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 2 роки тому +76

      “Quotes from the internet are very often miscredited”
      -Abraham Lincoln

    • @alexdavis1235
      @alexdavis1235 2 роки тому +16

      @@Grgrqr I thought that was from Sun Tzu?

    • @hurri.
      @hurri. 2 роки тому +3

      nice pfp

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 2 роки тому +8

      @@ELGG1894 Same for you soldier! You may be at ease.

  • @logisticlinguistix6057
    @logisticlinguistix6057 2 роки тому +7356

    Low-key, i'm kinda disappointed that reddit failed to get their island. I would've loved to see that shit unfold.

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 4 місяці тому +12

    Redditors unironically trying to make their own private island, falling for an obvious scam from some random dude, and then trying to do it all over again is the most Reddit thing imaginable.

  • @reinhardtsanchez7952
    @reinhardtsanchez7952 Рік тому +99

    If I were a billionaire I'd fund this island tbh
    It will be one of the greatest social experiments in history imo

    • @NapoleanBlown-aparte
      @NapoleanBlown-aparte 2 місяці тому +1

      Munger Hall but instead of the students protesting they go along with it (if it has a big chungus statue ofc)

    • @antares3518
      @antares3518 Місяць тому

      Thank god u arent

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 2 дні тому +1

      Genuinely interested in how this would turn out, where are the insane rich scientists when you need them

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 18 годин тому

      Make sure to have a naval blockade on it so they can't escape, though.

  • @GaminGuy_
    @GaminGuy_ 2 роки тому +2828

    “thanks for the money, suckers”
    you know what, props to him, he singlehanded showed up pretty much the entire group of people most well known foe thinking they’re better than everyone else

    • @angrytoilet24real98
      @angrytoilet24real98 2 роки тому +35

      I think they said they found his info and there bloating that he might get arrested

    • @m_uz1244
      @m_uz1244 2 роки тому +142

      I mean in all fairness the vast majority of Redditors aren't anything like that, they're just lurkers who have a shitty sense of humour and taste when it comes to memes. It's like bookworms, often times the actual "redditors" on there are the ones talking the most so it seems like everyone on that site is fucking hopeless

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 роки тому +44

      @@angrytoilet24real98
      Yeah, and I fornicated with Scarlet Johansson.
      They can lay claim all they want about "OOH WE GONNA DOCUMENT YOU AND SEND THE RAIDS!", but you know they won't. (Thanks yt for deleting this again)

    • @angrytoilet24real98
      @angrytoilet24real98 2 роки тому +1

      @@jayjay86443 ?

    • @Lucas-cm8zq
      @Lucas-cm8zq 2 роки тому +1

      @@angrytoilet24real98 how rly lmao?

  • @Skitare_
    @Skitare_ 2 роки тому +3486

    "Thanks for the money, suckers"
    The ultimate sigma male

    • @can-chan6119
      @can-chan6119 2 роки тому +411

      Takes money
      Doesn’t elaborate
      Leaves
      The ultimate sigma male

    • @gumpi__
      @gumpi__ 2 роки тому +10

      @@tynj4173 tell me how it goes

    • @camocamel8217
      @camocamel8217 2 роки тому +42

      Pretty sure that guy was that one dealer in a GTA Vice City mission where he said after getting the money from tommy: "Thanks for the money, sucker!"

    • @luisandrade2254
      @luisandrade2254 2 роки тому +12

      Amazing how so many support a literal criminal

    • @yayayayya4731
      @yayayayya4731 2 роки тому +64

      @@luisandrade2254 did you give them money 😂

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 Рік тому +20

    Another thing about the Pitcairn Islands is that there is only one small boat that visits the islands and it only comes around four times a year bringing no more than 12 visitors at a time.
    The Pitcairn Islanders love visitors as they love showing them their quiet little island and sharing it with them while of course tourists bring in money.
    But Pitcairn Island belongs to the Islanders and they want to keep it that way and keep it nice and quiet so once the hair returns you can’t stay, you have to get on board and be on your way
    You can only stay longer if you get special permission from the island’s government and that’s usually only granted for family members or something like that
    So no, you can’t just flood Pitcairn island with a bunch of sweat Redditors and take over the place

  • @AmazingJ69420
    @AmazingJ69420 10 місяців тому +20

    Fun fact: The subreddit is still active, just a few are online mostly.
    (I found an alternate history where we did get an island in Tuvalu, declared independence, and (obviously) didn't survive due to less resources and eventually being invaded, all in just 2 days)

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 місяці тому +2

      Link to the scenario?

    • @AmazingJ69420
      @AmazingJ69420 2 місяці тому

      @@concept5631 r/alternatehistory, and I believe it’s What if Reddit got something they deserved, maybe that’s the title.
      Edit: looked it up and it’s actually What if r/reddit_island actually achieved… something

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AmazingJ69420 Thanks

    • @AmazingJ69420
      @AmazingJ69420 2 місяці тому +2

      @@concept5631 You are welcome bro.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 місяці тому +2

      @@AmazingJ69420 Did you delete your comment?

  • @anishyande
    @anishyande 2 роки тому +7114

    "Vote out the locals" reeks of colonialism lol. Imagine trying to beat the Britishers at their own game

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +390

      Hell, this would go pretty South if the place had any armed force, I guarantee those people wouldn’t bring any guns or would think that a knife would be enough.

    • @TheNobleFive
      @TheNobleFive 2 роки тому +324

      Britishers

    • @springshoegamer6893
      @springshoegamer6893 2 роки тому +118

      I am a britisher and I must say I dislike our colonial past ;-;

    • @sebastianrendon1458
      @sebastianrendon1458 2 роки тому +326

      Imagine getting colonized by fucking redditors, a fate worst than genocide

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 2 роки тому +68

      @@springshoegamer6893 Well, as an Americaner I am proud and glad to live in the lands you guys colonized. Plus since we're allies now, you got a big dick Military to help out just in case an Astrian man gets kicked out of art school again.

  • @LPY-eq3ow
    @LPY-eq3ow 2 роки тому +1835

    "Thanks for the money suckers. Why would I refund them lmao" what a champion lol

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 2 роки тому +49

      man he is literally a criminal that scammed people just for being dumb, if you are really calling someone like this a champion then you are just a little fucked up

    • @Hermit__
      @Hermit__ 2 роки тому +327

      @@lobster6736 legend

    • @idontknow-on3kz
      @idontknow-on3kz 2 роки тому +219

      @@lobster6736 man, if you can’t look up the things that prove it wrong, OR ASSUME YOU CANNOT BUY LAND UNDER COMMUNIST CUBA, you deserve to get scammed, absolute suckers they were

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 2 роки тому +52

      @@idontknow-on3kz a crime is a crime, this man is neither a hero or a good person, he deserves to be punished

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 2 роки тому +114

      @@lobster6736 not really

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla Рік тому +20

    Island stuff aside, it's hilarious to hear "Keanu Reeves and Elon Musk" in the same sentence considering how different those two are. (Keanu is empathetic and likeable)

  • @captainsponge7825
    @captainsponge7825 2 роки тому +42

    6:36 love how he used Saul Goodman as replacement for legal costs lol. he's really the type of lawyer average Redditor would use to solve his "problems"

  • @tomh4658
    @tomh4658 2 роки тому +1278

    I can imagine 4chan soon after starting a fund for a navy to literally invade and enslave the entire island

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +111

      That’s just as ambitious, however all you need is a infiltrator and some men with guns to put the island in a hostage situation

    • @plm-fp6nu
      @plm-fp6nu 2 роки тому +239

      Can't wait for internet historian to cover the Reddit vs 4Chan Massacre.

    • @bobpobcf9723
      @bobpobcf9723 2 роки тому +38

      @@Predator20357 you can probably buy mercenaries

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +19

      @@bobpobcf9723 Nah, you don’t even need Mercs, just some hillbillies

    • @walterrequiem6467
      @walterrequiem6467 2 роки тому +68

      They’d have an elite group of /k/ommandos to storm the beaches.

  • @JustGoldy77
    @JustGoldy77 2 роки тому +3053

    “If redditors really wanted to they could buy an island”
    If redditors wanted to they could be useful members of society
    Edit it’s funny because they can’t

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +59

      But... Where is the comedic value in it??

    • @uselessguy1
      @uselessguy1 2 роки тому +41

      They don't make any money at all because they are too lazy to get a job.

    • @nguvu4838
      @nguvu4838 2 роки тому +7

      False.

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 2 роки тому +3

      Doubt

    • @krzypl5959
      @krzypl5959 2 роки тому +6

      They're just people using one specific social media

  • @lsbc9666
    @lsbc9666 2 місяці тому +6

    The reddit island wouldn’t need much infrastructure since redditors don’t shower.

  • @ingwopwetrust
    @ingwopwetrust Рік тому +13

    TLDR: a bunch of 15 year old meme lords sent all of their savings to an obvious scammer

  • @Playgamerbox
    @Playgamerbox 2 роки тому +1246

    Bro as soon as i saw "IslandOwnerAlt" saying he has an island i knew everyone was about to get scammed

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 2 роки тому +75

      fr how do they not know lmao

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 2 роки тому +42

      As someone who was following the subreddit I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner

    • @RobinTheBot
      @RobinTheBot 2 роки тому +68

      You know what people who own an island don't fucking need? A bunch of strangers going to their private island.

    • @trustjei
      @trustjei 2 роки тому +3

      ong

    • @gigastangli2460
      @gigastangli2460 2 роки тому +1

      @@RobinTheBot Do they know how to get up to a plane lmao

  • @menjolno
    @menjolno 2 роки тому +1271

    Plot twist: The scammer and the mod is the same person.

    • @user-xs8uy2cg9p
      @user-xs8uy2cg9p 2 роки тому +26

      Big brain mod play

    • @timothyestrada4549
      @timothyestrada4549 2 роки тому +81

      Plot twist: the mod/scammer was Elon the whole time

    • @MarkosKapox
      @MarkosKapox 2 роки тому +12

      @@timothyestrada4549 Plot Twist: that's not very wholesome CHUNGUS

    • @aris1373
      @aris1373 2 роки тому +3

      After all it has "Alt" in the name

  • @jollesracing517
    @jollesracing517 Рік тому +21

    If Reddit made their own island that would be the perfect bomb testing site

  • @reetmiester1503
    @reetmiester1503 3 місяці тому +8

    “You cant just walk into a place and out vote the native population.” This will age well in the western world.

    • @JS-ol4dx
      @JS-ol4dx 2 місяці тому +1

      Erm that's not happening literally actually and when it does happen it's actually like a good thing!

  • @lonelygoat2716
    @lonelygoat2716 2 роки тому +1521

    The island owner alt guy was such an obvious scam how did people fall for that?

    • @Magmava
      @Magmava 2 роки тому +333

      they were blinded by the thought of having the highest IQ, hivemind, Chungus-worshipping island.

    • @jambocochelli9189
      @jambocochelli9189 2 роки тому +308

      Because Redditors are adult children who live in a fantasy world. I mean look at all the propaganda on that site and look at all the people who just eat it all up at face value, no questions asked.
      Just a bunch of NPCs, total lack of critical thinking.

    • @brimward122
      @brimward122 2 роки тому +41

      redditors

    • @bungholio1586
      @bungholio1586 2 роки тому +108

      Because Reddit is a collective of brianlets who think they’re smarter than they really are

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 2 роки тому +32

      redditards

  • @rosalinamacarita01
    @rosalinamacarita01 2 роки тому +2274

    when it comes to reddit, everything fails horribly.

  • @boisvert45
    @boisvert45 2 місяці тому +3

    Reddit island: where age is just a number

  • @HaraldRevery
    @HaraldRevery 2 роки тому +8

    - Failure
    - Reddit
    who would have thought...

  • @theo1856
    @theo1856 2 роки тому +773

    The fact they used presentation memes every time they had an idea is the saddest thing ever.

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому +25

      it kinda implies that it's all just a joke 😂

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion Рік тому +23

      @@internetduck1114 No
      It does not

    • @sealeo5772
      @sealeo5772 Рік тому +91

      I hate those presentation memes with a burning passion. It's literally just a text post for emotionally stunted manchildren who are incapable of communicating outside of meme templates and are scared of putting a genuine opinion out in the world.

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe Рік тому +2

      ​@Sealeo lol yo it's an art form too. But hey 🤷‍♂️ nobody has to like it I guess

    • @tomekk.1889
      @tomekk.1889 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Squirrel-zq6oe there's no way that's art

  • @SpaceClord
    @SpaceClord 2 роки тому +838

    "Thanks for the Money, Suckers"
    Cant help but respect the dude for fooling the fools

    • @EdselAmbience
      @EdselAmbience 2 роки тому +70

      honestly lmfao i respect his hussle

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 2 роки тому +125

      Honestly felt respect the guy, he was smooth as hell.
      And it's always good to see redditors being scammed

    • @EdselAmbience
      @EdselAmbience 2 роки тому +31

      @@Lucas-Nunes lmfao yea i love seeing them get put in there place

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor 2 роки тому +75

      Same shit with the Kid who lied about cancer. "Don't worry little man, all these useless reddit awards will help you out in your dying hours!".

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +44

      For real. That lousy ass document was a massive red flag, if they missed it, it honestly serves them right.

  • @KiiXii
    @KiiXii Рік тому +16

    Man….. I’m so sad they didn’t *invade an island and turn it into a dystopia committing many crimes.*

  • @superalt513
    @superalt513 2 роки тому +10

    Here's an idea to have reddit island:
    1. Get Animal Crossing New Horizons
    2. Name Island Reddit Island
    3. Invite People to it
    4. Profit

    • @ToonyTails
      @ToonyTails 22 дні тому

      5. Get sued by Nintendo by trying to make money of their IP.

  • @sirnyarlathotep851
    @sirnyarlathotep851 2 роки тому +697

    The Pitcairn Islands were ironically the most appropriate islands for redditors

    • @ThePooper3000
      @ThePooper3000 2 роки тому +80

      And if you plan on outnumbering the locals and voting them out, you might as well drop the latter part and just outright fucking murder them.
      You would just have to hope that you don't get any fallout from the British government. Or at least replace the initial Redditor population with a fresh new batch of Redditors when all the others eventually get arrested and deported for murdering the original inhabitants.

    • @sirnyarlathotep851
      @sirnyarlathotep851 2 роки тому +15

      @@ThePooper3000 Ghost Gum did say there was a chance this could end up like Lord Of The Flies

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 роки тому +17

      Tbh that's even an insult to Pitcairners. Yes even the criminal ones

    • @fluxx-1603
      @fluxx-1603 2 роки тому +17

      How about the virgin islands

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 2 роки тому +15

      there's also the Disappointment Island, although i'm pretty sure you can't visit it or something

  • @derekteter982
    @derekteter982 2 роки тому +365

    It's okay. I'm putting together a class action lawsuit to sue IslandOwnerAlt! I just need the numbers on the front and back of your credit card!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 роки тому +60

      Of course, to cover legal costs, right?
      I can tell from your username of LawyerPro420 that you are indeed a lawyer!

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 2 роки тому +31

      Yes, stranger on the internet, take all of my money! Can you post a picture of your degree?

    • @kingdededelicious
      @kingdededelicious 2 роки тому +13

      Ok, my credit card number is 3, you’re welcome

    • @bevweb
      @bevweb 2 роки тому +7

      @@kingdededelicious yo what a coincidence mine too

    • @kingdededelicious
      @kingdededelicious 2 роки тому +7

      @@bevweb yoo, we can be credit card pals :D

  • @cones914
    @cones914 2 роки тому +23

    So basically they are trying to do an australia except these people aren't prisoners but redditors which might be worse.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому

      At least Australia was planned to be a Prison though I don't think the government would even care to give Redditors Guards and Facilities lol

  • @splegoon4289
    @splegoon4289 Рік тому +23

    I imagine cryptoland and redditisland collaborating at some point, I just feel like it’s gonna happen at any time and without warning 💀

  • @Playernumbernull
    @Playernumbernull 2 роки тому +1177

    Is it safe to assume that a Reddit society would have a social credit system, considering the site itself has one? Wouldn't want people saying something that disrupts whatever circlejerk is going on.

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 2 роки тому +24

      Yes

    • @kendricklamar56
      @kendricklamar56 2 роки тому +163

      "Did you say your pledge of allegiance to Elon Musk yet?"
      "I just think we shouldn't worship a billionaire so mu-"
      "To the gulag with you!" *plays soviet anthem earrape* wholesome 100!

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 2 роки тому +54

      @@kendricklamar56 this deserves some Reddit gold!

    • @kendricklamar56
      @kendricklamar56 2 роки тому +52

      @@buhgingo2933 thank you for gold, kind stranger! You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

    • @macgeorge8229
      @macgeorge8229 2 роки тому +4

      It would untill the 4chan attacks and conquers them founding kekistan which rises to became a great power over the next 200 years.

  • @hexatyle9563
    @hexatyle9563 2 роки тому +837

    I can only imagine the giggles IslandOwnerAlt feels every hour when people upvotes him and donates to him like "can't believe I named my account IslandOwnerAlt and that's convincing enough"

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 Рік тому +36

    Ah, that time when Reddit was sucking off Elon like he was a god. Those were the days...like, three years ago.

    • @shivanshna7618
      @shivanshna7618 Рік тому +7

      Now they down vote everything if you even by mistake Praise him .

    • @mcdonalds5972
      @mcdonalds5972 Рік тому +1

      @@shivanshna7618 Unfortunately he has been exiled for rejecting Reddit-Approved Thoughts And Standards. Reddit is basically just Scientology for nerds; a cult of moronic armchair lawyers bootyblasted by criticism.

    • @bigpappa4041
      @bigpappa4041 11 місяців тому

      @@shivanshna7618
      Justified, to be honest. He’s a moron. If he hadn’t been pretending to be a “dank memelord” online for the past few years, everyone would hate the guy.

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 12 годин тому

      They actually try to tell you they always knew he was evil

  • @kiffley
    @kiffley 2 місяці тому +2

    This would have genuinely been the worst freaking place on the entire planet if they actually succeedee.

  • @cllncl
    @cllncl 2 роки тому +1315

    Tbh the person who scammed the redditors saying that they were the owner of an island... I congratulate them.
    Seriously, I feel like they purposefully made it clear to a normal person that this entire thing is fake.
    He saw the chance and he took it. Good job.

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +43

      I am sorry for all these edgy comment I've made in the past. For some reason, I wanted to fit in with this toxic comment section, so I played an exaggerated version of these comments to try to look hip. I don't know what I was thinking. I am editing these comments to turn a new leaf, please forgive me.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 2 роки тому +63

      @@charliep7112 who hurt you

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +9

      @@gorbsupreme7555 I'm sorry, please forgive me.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 2 роки тому +32

      @@charliep7112 I don’t use Reddit

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +2

      @@gorbsupreme7555 I'm giving up this edgelord shtick.

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 2 роки тому +1169

    So a third attempt on making a reddit island still with no plans for roads, utilities, food production, shelter, emergency services or waste disposal, but they want to create a theme park that requires all of those items and they're all redditors which they'll at least need the power/internet power to continue pulling this shit.
    Makes sense.

    • @castro2324ap
      @castro2324ap 2 роки тому +50

      Yeah and reddit users self proclaim to be "Highly educated" but don't even understand what it take for a society to function.

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 2 роки тому +17

      Oh dear god, there's going to be another one?

    • @hatsoff4524
      @hatsoff4524 2 роки тому +1

      And I thought I was retarded with my gameplay with City Skylines lol.

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому

      redditor moment

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 Рік тому

      Oof best case senario the Theme park is just a cheap messy place with Neckbeards or worse case senario a group of neckbeards are lost without food in the middle of Nowhere, the kind of brains or lack there of in proposing these are in the same vain as projects like Dashcon, Fyre Festival and the Grover House.
      As in "oh maintaining a theme park is easy just throw money and the community in it, lets not think about how in the world we will manage the facilities and how to build them properly, we can do it because Big Brain and lets not even consider Property laws or any laws because Big Gov bad"

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 2 місяці тому +4

    It's so fucking funny to think that there would be a Reddit island considering most of r/memes and even r/dankmemes are still in high school or just barely college, meaning they effectively have *zero* actual survival experience. So it'd be fucking useless anyways LMFAOOOOOO

    • @ToonyTails
      @ToonyTails 22 дні тому

      Not to mention r/teenagers.. I don’t even think I have to explain that one.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 роки тому +13

    10:41 *THE MODS STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THIS GUY DOESN'T OWN A FUCKING ISLAND LMFAOOOOO!*

  • @donshovi9345
    @donshovi9345 2 роки тому +574

    I can only imagine the horror of an island of redditors

    • @aniceboxofkraftmacandchees5544
      @aniceboxofkraftmacandchees5544 2 роки тому +59

      Imagine the smell

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 2 роки тому +8

      Don’t worry, can easily wipe it out.

    • @Francisco-oz8yb
      @Francisco-oz8yb 2 роки тому +3

      I hope that if one day Reddit island becomes real, multiple governs will declare war at the island and genocide every redditor there

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому

      ​@@jd_the_cat A few bombs would do

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 5 місяців тому

      They'd starve to death in a year, since Doritos don't grow on trees after all

  • @R77ification
    @R77ification 2 роки тому +371

    People simply refuse to learn about Dashcon, Fyre Festival, Rainfurrest and others.

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 роки тому +41

      Rainfurrest only failed because of the Furries in the Con and not the management's fault. but I do get your point

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 2 роки тому +29

      Rainfurrest is a bad example because there were actually many, many succesfull furry conventions.

    • @asimplehuman394
      @asimplehuman394 2 роки тому +10

      Rainfurrest is a pretty bad example ngl

    • @channel5980
      @channel5980 2 роки тому +1

      Rainfurrest is an abysmal example.

    • @sophiagonzales8974
      @sophiagonzales8974 2 роки тому +4

      Rainfurrest is a poor example we can blame the people on that.

  • @autoporridge
    @autoporridge 2 роки тому +41

    I love when people react to Ghost Gum's content. But when I see stuff like this it makes me upset. This dude watched his entire video and didn’t make a single comment on it. Just played the entire thing in while he sat in silence.
    I’d like to make it clear, anybody is free to react to things whatever Ghost Gum makes. I have no issue with it. In fact, I love seeing people’s impressions of the stuff he makes, but at least add SOMETHING. Your opinion, criticism, a laugh, literally anything.

  • @sheepeye3848
    @sheepeye3848 2 роки тому +25

    I really don't care

  • @aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085
    @aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085 2 роки тому +369

    “You can’t just walk into one place and out vote the population”
    The British: Wait you can’t?

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 2 роки тому +8

      That only works if the population doesn't have a flag.
      No flag?
      Then you have no country.
      And the first person with a flag can take the land.
      After all, they have a flag and you don't

    • @agilitykissa
      @agilitykissa 2 роки тому +9

      See, while you can't outvote the population, you *can* outgun them.

    • @HigherQualityUploads
      @HigherQualityUploads 2 роки тому +2

      And the Chinese do that these days. Somalia has as well.

    • @ryangosling3198
      @ryangosling3198 2 роки тому +1

      They didn't, the out rifled the local population lmao

    • @bronzeblade776
      @bronzeblade776 2 роки тому

      Bloody Kansas moment

  • @jjizzle6923
    @jjizzle6923 2 роки тому +239

    Ever since the Wall Street bets thing happened redditors think they’re gods or some shit

    • @gigastangli2460
      @gigastangli2460 2 роки тому +16

      They think they can do everything

    • @gigastangli2460
      @gigastangli2460 2 роки тому +3

      @@upshitdownshit4200 or a girlfriend

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +16

      @@someonesomewhere315 basically. From what I can remember it wasn't what you'd consider mainstream reddit material, it was very much a niche.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 2 роки тому +39

      @@errortryagainlater4240 niche Reddit is way better than mainstream Reddit

    • @Melecie
      @Melecie 2 роки тому +6

      @@gorbsupreme7555 can confirm, the subreddit i frequent the most is nice as it is, even though there are only like 20-30 people who post frequently

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 2 роки тому +370

    This just sounds like someone looked Dashcon, looked at Fyre Festival and thought. 'I know these two things were just huge, momentous disasters but...what if we combined them!'

  • @Neon-ws8er
    @Neon-ws8er 2 роки тому +451

    7:58 ah yes. A 40 year-old deed signed in blue pen. Not sketchy at all.

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 2 роки тому +87

      ah yes. A cuban deed in english. Not sketchy at all.

    • @Firestorm422
      @Firestorm422 2 роки тому +69

      @@froggers8945 ah yes a cuban deed from the 80s. Not sketchy at all.

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 2 роки тому +18

      Ah yes a deed! Not sketchy at all.

    • @ratewcropolix
      @ratewcropolix 2 роки тому +16

      ah yes. not sketchy at all

    • @LuxxyOfficial
      @LuxxyOfficial 2 роки тому +31

      the name on the signature looked like a 5 year old had written it as well.

  • @dylanm.9859
    @dylanm.9859 Рік тому +2

    Very awesome production quality and use of clips from other media. I can definitely see the Internet Historian inspiration.

  • @PeppahPeppahPeppah
    @PeppahPeppahPeppah 2 роки тому +43

    I love when people react to my content. But when I see stuff like this it makes me upset. This dude watched my entire video and didn’t make a single comment on it. Just played the entire thing in while he sat in silence
    I’d like to make it clear, anybody is free to react to things whatever Ghost Gum makes. I have no issue with it. In fact, I love seeing people’s impressions of the stuff he makes, but at least add SOMETHING. Your opinion, criticism, a laugh, literally anything.

  • @SlainByTheWire
    @SlainByTheWire 2 роки тому +683

    I was led to believe that everyone that uses Reddit was a professional and an expert.
    I'm shocked, I tell you!

    • @astrocandy148
      @astrocandy148 2 роки тому +37

      3.142 Yup. They’re also all licensed therapists and economists.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks lain

    • @3meritetrinel50
      @3meritetrinel50 2 роки тому +1

      What the hell? How lmao

    • @themendorean
      @themendorean 2 роки тому

      @@3meritetrinel50 probably some r/askreddit shit
      I used to believe that too, then soon I realized it's as retarded as other social media sites

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 2 роки тому +5

      All they're good at is being funny or a least try to. In the end, they were all a bunch of gullible fools.

  • @chronica6457
    @chronica6457 2 роки тому +571

    4:14
    ok, I know this is a really specific and nitpicky complaint, but I'm glad to see someone else is upset at this type of memes. It's like the average redditor can't comunicate their points unless it's through shitty generic templates and it pisses me off

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 роки тому +17

      just watched literally one minute further and thank you so much

    • @yahya2920
      @yahya2920 2 роки тому +11

      r/memes is one of the most popular subreddits and you can't post there unless its a meme obviously.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 роки тому +41

      @@yahya2920 That doesn't mean you have you have to post this generic garbage template. Creativity is what makes memes good, not plasting your shitty opinions unto a generic template as if it makes them more valid.
      Also this video isn't about r/memes. There was need for these epic redditors to use this shit.

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 2 роки тому +10

      100% agree. Hate them.

    • @charliep7112
      @charliep7112 2 роки тому +42

      @@yahya2920 dude, I rather watch an Amy Schumer stand up than browse through r/memes. Screw memes in general, they suck.

  • @Arlondev
    @Arlondev 2 роки тому +11

    Reddit island answered the question "What if a bunch of incompetent, whiny, angry, self-important, stupid and lazy manchildren tried to coordinate an effort to do something mildly important?" The problem is just that no one ever asked that question. And they already answered it by making a gamestop stock worth like $200 for like 2 hours and accomplishing literally nothing

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 2 роки тому +148

    Reddit island sounds like the setting of a new far cry game

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 2 роки тому +16

      Health kits are Soylent, but your max health decreases every time you drink one by .1

    • @gigastangli2460
      @gigastangli2460 2 роки тому +17

      @@non-applicable3548 Currency is Reddit Gold, enemies are redditors, the final boss is Big Chungus, his weakness are Fortnite and TikTok, and also Instagram damages a lot
      Edit: Elon would be the final boss, Big Chungus just a normal boss, using the Keanu Reeves statue will deal a massive damage to Elon
      The Ammo's are Reddit karma, V-bucks can easily take down Reddit mods, veichles are DaBaby cars, Amogus stuns them and makes them laugh, the Piper Perry joke does the same, every Wendesday, frogs will attack you, if you go to the water, Terry the Fat Sharks are killing you

    • @jack6478
      @jack6478 2 роки тому +10

      The protagonist would kill himself before the game starts

    • @Lyncin
      @Lyncin 2 роки тому +6

      @@gigastangli2460 honestly the main characther would be pewdiepie or another youtuber

  • @acrohasatablespoon1408
    @acrohasatablespoon1408 2 роки тому +345

    Damn, he's using the same background music as Internet Historian. Now I want to see them fight against each other.

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource 2 роки тому +40

      this guy is like the backup internet historian while we wait for him to upload

    • @acrohasatablespoon1408
      @acrohasatablespoon1408 2 роки тому

      @@SnrubSource my thoughts exactly

    • @atomicfireball2302
      @atomicfireball2302 2 роки тому +11

      @@SnrubSource couldn't have said it better myself. This guy is the appetizer while Internet Historian is the entree

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 2 роки тому +11

      @@atomicfireball2302 hey c'mon now, I'd consider gum a meal too

    • @Apotheosister
      @Apotheosister 2 роки тому +11

      Ghost gum is whiskey, Internet historian is wine. Both are great at the same job. They just do it differently.

  • @darkdruid7058
    @darkdruid7058 Рік тому

    Love your content especially for brainstorming ideas

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 2 роки тому +369

    I think dumping all of Reddit into a single place in the ocean is a good idea.
    The island itself however is a questionable addition IMHO

    • @joshuapowell6822
      @joshuapowell6822 2 роки тому +49

      The island is the genius part. If they’re all just put in the ocean then the tides will wash them back up ashore. If they’re kept on an island then the fact it’s solid land will keep them there. Just need to quarantine the island and prevent them from escaping.

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 2 роки тому

      of course

    • @doxiedaddy7784
      @doxiedaddy7784 2 роки тому +8

      Reddit island is actually a good idea,prevent redditors from interacting with the rest of the world

    • @kingdededelicious
      @kingdededelicious 2 роки тому +10

      @@doxiedaddy7784 but redditors already quarantine themselves, what’s the difference?

    • @ihaveenoughtodoandenoughtoeat
      @ihaveenoughtodoandenoughtoeat 2 роки тому +2

      No I want to see them fight for food

  • @anthonygaiman4815
    @anthonygaiman4815 2 роки тому +115

    The first message literally said that they owned a large amount of land in Cuba which meant three things that guy’s grandfather was either Castro or part of the politburo, he lied or his father was killed by the Cuban government and the land was seized

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 2 роки тому +8

      fr how did people fall for this

    • @sergiorubens8475
      @sergiorubens8475 2 роки тому +10

      People should have noticied that it was a scam as soon as the guy said the island was in cuba

    • @3meritetrinel50
      @3meritetrinel50 2 роки тому +10

      @@jpeg.600x2 they dont know about history.

  • @piba8286
    @piba8286 2 роки тому +46

    let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bullet proof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot, video game life style of the two time of the international video game superstar. because thats what the channels about, thats what this domain is about, that is what society is about. you are looking at the new face of twitch and GODDAMN is twitch lucky... thats just off the top of my head

  • @bartsneezin
    @bartsneezin 2 роки тому +1005

    The narration, backing tracks, and overall video structure feels a LOT like Internet Historian's content. Although, its not necessarily a bad thing. That guy barely ever uploads anymore, and I really miss that style of content, so I guess you can be my Internet Historian stepdad :)

  • @smilingipad3044
    @smilingipad3044 2 роки тому +413

    I'd fund this just to get all the Redditors deported from the rest of society

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 2 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah brother

    • @doxiedaddy7784
      @doxiedaddy7784 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 2 роки тому

      I got suspended,would I be sent there

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 2 роки тому +3

      @@fitmotheyap what did you do to get suspended from all of reddit

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 2 роки тому +12

      @@xenon8927 apparently if you get banned on a subreddit and use an alt to go back you get banned on all of reddit
      Ye apparently that exists.. all because I posted a fact against some person on a twoxchromosomes subreddit that wants women to basically have more rights than man and thinks women magically suffer more from covid

  • @roqui_
    @roqui_ Рік тому +7

    6:37 this image aged like wine

  • @joachimwalle3760
    @joachimwalle3760 Рік тому +1

    You're basically the American Internet Historian, ain't ya?
    Keep it up! I can't get enough of this style of content ❤️

  • @Mitsuru-Miki
    @Mitsuru-Miki 2 роки тому +186

    Redditors: You think you could just steal from us and walk away?
    IslandOwnerAlt: Yeah.