Drummers on drugs
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that part where he caught the pretzel fucking hilarious
It's totally a stoner thing to do too.
Beat Conductor mainly when you get the munchies 👌🏻😂
Emma Urie-Sykes ufgh putting a bad name on stoners everywhere lol
Beat Conductor like wtf
I say cocain
It is like listening to a full System of a down song
You're not wrong
The most relatable comment of 2020
BYOB
Chip suey!
It’s more like Deftones, right?
The acid one is when kids add effects to PowerPoint presentations
It reminds me of the effects from that Spongebob techno jellyfish episode.
Windows Media Player Trippy Effects x
To me it looked like tie dye for some reason
It is so awesome that there's somebody who recognizes reality for what it is
@@greenfreek555 jellyfish jam?
The Marijuana one is basically every training session
Every stoner metal band
Basically Electric Wizard
@@TealScarab ice wizard
Basically uncle acid and the deadbeats
It’s so relaxed
Pretty accurate, the guy on Heroin didn't even show up.
LMAO!
+Joshua Wadden If that comment did not kill me then your user pic did XD
LinkZore3397 ayy lmao
Putte Suprmodl That's mostly just on TV and in Movies, I've known waay more heroin addicts than anyone ever should, and none of them did that sort of thing to get a fix.
Cosmo Vedder haha yeah i know dude, it was only a joke :)
If you watch the acid part while on acid, it seems pretty normal.
+Jellymann lmao
+Jellymann You're a genious hahahah
Looll
+Jellymann Or doubly as terrible.
+Jellymann Yeah exactly man
6 years later and I still want a full version of ecstasy.
Same here
Same!!!!!
I like Jeffrey and alcohol lol. I need full versions of those 🤣
me too!! do you know any music like it ?
@@JaxonsMusic I'd say Deftones, that's what I think whenever I hear it. In fact, it sounds pretty similar to one of their songs, Pink Maggit. I recommend it if you haven't heard it already. 👍
Theory: He took drugs and recorded himself playing drums.
Its the perfect excuse
excellent whenever a person aside from myself realizes reality for what it is
@@dropdead5860 it is indeed
its a business expense
If you're a musician on Maryjane,you feel lazy,but if you're on Cocaine or Heroin,you play too fast. Not good.
I saw a band live once and you could tell the drummer was strung out on heroin so bad and then mid song, the drummer starts throwing up while keeping the beat perfectly 😂
That's hilarious.
What band
I need a video of this.
So you saw guns n roses when they had steven
That happened to Fleshgod Apocalypse
0:58 most romantic drummer ever
Dark Soul lemme just get a feel little symbol
thats what ecstasy does
He thinks drums are his ecstasy
I am so joyful there are people who observe reality for what it is
00:01 how my pet turtle looks at his food lmao
Update: we released him into the wild😔
Juvenile Sinner im laughing
Juvenile Sinner you have a awsome turtle
lmfao
I CAN'T AAJSJSLSLWISNSBKS
HAHAHA IM DYING😂😂💀
what i’m playing: 0:15
what my family hears: 0:00
Too true man
Same
Yeah my mom literally thinks I’m playing (sic) by Slipknot
Saddly true
ecstatic when there's someone who spots what's going on
2:12 when you see a fly in your house
IRONHENDRIX 17 THATS super cereal
Weak.
Nah more like when you see a wasp or hornet...
Nah more like when you see a heat seeking guided Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile in your house
Cocaine is Lars in the 80’s
----------- RIGHT?!
@@SkullKitty2001 Yes hahahaha : )
more like lars in st anger he hammers on the snare
But his attidute was like on the steroids one
Yes but also Joey Jordison ALWAYS Lmao
Alternate title: *guy makes a video joking about drugs to hide his crippling drug addiction*
greatly gleeful a person besides myself sees what's happening
What?
2:37 when my brother tells me a joke when im drinking
glad there's somebody who observes what's real
Drummer to my band was drunk at a gig once.............he fell asleep mid performance
(NO JOKE)
What if we don't abuse either mind-impeding substance?
Shooksy TERRIBLE BUT HILARIOUS 😂
I actually want to see that haha. Hopefully you managed to finish the gig.
Our band drummer could be like 100% that guy...he was so drunk that he randomly started blastbeating while we covered handful of rain...like dude wth
+Nickhead87 this is so much bullshit marihuana can make your personalism broken just as alcohol so stop spreading bullshit
I really liked the "ECSTACY" song :D
yup, same there
+Jared Dines i love the hypeman riff from every kind of drummer pt. 2
+Jugolbrazowy sam spierdalaj
+Jugolbrazowy If you liked it, listen to NEU!75 album. Especially Seeland.
+Jugolbrazowy do you know other songs like that?
1:54 every local middle school band with the crazy one
I was the crazy one a lot of the time
2:39 watch at 2x or 1.75x speed 👍👍🔥🔥
Nathan Saunders im crying
0.75 for your ears
System of a down
1.5x is cool too
@@kgblitz yeah, it definitely sounds like Deer Dance by SOAD
All drugs in this video=Tré Cool
So fucking true
+Ira Orbinski and he's not even playing metal
GAMINATORDAN still good at drums
Ira Orbinski really good
It's "Très" not "Tré"
0:00 Lars Ulrich's performance in Seattle 1989
It's basicaly dyers eve
0:18 now I know why I never played fast.
I am pretty excited that people ascertain what's what
Its funny how somebody on acid can play more consistently than someone who's drunk
It makes me happy there are a few people who comprehend the facts
2:07 damn, that Flying ManBearPig Hallucinogen sounded really good. I want full version! :D
try Jangar
Cocaine, basically the whole first album of Megadeth
+Martijn Kemperman And it was good!
+Martijn Kemperman Heroin, dude. No junk, no soul.
+Martijn Kemperman rust in peace man
+rush2795 nah man, actually Dave was sober during the recording and the release, maybe a little bit during the tours, but he got fucked up again around late 90 early 91 I think
Also Martijin balloons of heroine is the first album and Chinese mothballs
0:15 when Shaggy is a drummer.
Acid needs to be drug of choice for musicians again, so we can hear some epic songs
Deal
Weed and LSD bro.
The Ecstacy part was literally reeking of Deftones, well done
Acid too
What!? Haha
Pink maggit
It makes it beautiful
Yeah it reminded a lot of Pink Maggit.
RIP cymbals. I cried when you tipped them over
+Frus77sh Right? Like WTF they are FUCKING ZILDJIAN!!!!!
The same for me. it broke my heart into little pieces😰😰😰
UA-cam Money :D
hahaha yeah me too!!!
It's ok, they're crappy cymbals
The bath salts was hilarious 😂
I like how despite being on drugs the drummer always keeps good time
0:01 when I don’t take my meds
Cyanide Spider mooooddd
Me too @averagebow 88007
Relate
Yup, me too! ADHD and proud of it😄
Bruh thats legit me but all in the ankels
2:50 IT BROKE MY HEART THE WAY YOU KILLED THE CYMBALS 😭
Poor cymbal
RIP
Some Yamaha drum kit
What did the cymbals ever do to him... They get beat every time with no retaliation
Ole Häntzschel I am sad now
But what did say before he knock them over, he got mad and said something, not sure what he said
The marijuana one sounds just like Black Sabbath 😂 All I can think of is sweet leaf by Black Sabbath
Literally I thought of black sabbath too
Or sleep
EXACTLY 🤣
Others ALSO sound like Black Sabbath. Specifically, Bill Ward going through all the drugs Tommy brought through a single track.
@@milarepadorji8231 Thank you!!!!
0:01Now i understand why dyers eve exists
I am certainly happy there's somebody who spots what's happening
@@DannySullivanMusic ;)
Ecstasy sounds kinda like it could be a Nirvana song
+Brendon stacey perfect
+Electrifyyy Enchant - Break
+Dmitry Shabanov Darude-Sandstorm (sorry)
Christian Fuina Interstellar
+Christian Fuina every unknown song is that song
The lesson here is clear: doesn't matter how many drugs you take, your beat will remain neat.
Me: Okay, I need to sleep right now, I need to wake up in 4 hours
My mind in all this 4 hours: 1:24
Mushrooms: extending the fills to the walls and pretending to be a cymbal, waiting for the sticks to play you.
Plot twist
He actually took the drugs
Nah Man he wouldnt upload if he would use flakka
Franio2405 true
Fail.
fck no
nah, he'd know what acid looks like.
Ecstacy sounds like a Deftones song, and i like it...
What song?
@@malgdrummer the whole white pony cd
Neah... More Tool-like...
Cheers!
i.
MLG Drummer pink maggit by deftones, the whole first part sounds like the ecstacy
I was just about to type this, love that like minded people are out there lol
Dude I've been playing drums for 32 years. Almost pissed myself laughing. Been to many session gigs with other drummers. And you hit everyone dead on. Seen drummers who didn't even make it behind the kit because they were so messed up.
Why would they take a drug knowing it’s going to make them crash RIGHT before a session lol?
When life slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.
It makes me very thrilled some people notice it
Huh?
It’s from “Get Him To The Greek”
"cocain" = Flight of bumble bees for drum
I love my drums way too much to kick them over!!!
Gurn Blanstein me too
i though just the same D: that expensive set of cymbals poor cymbals
He's sponsored by Zildjian so I think he gets them for free.
That's what Keith Moon said.
0:17 got a Mötley crüe vibe
00:01
Those are actually pretzels
punk jonny bro i really like u! Ure punk, an anarchist and like mötley crüe let’s be homies haha
This is legitimately one of the most epic and hilarious videos I have seen in forever. I needed this!
No one:
Rlly no one:
My PowerPoint presentations: 1:25
The desaturated seven's music videos
That would be a intense powerpoint
Max Stiner-Kun spell right
Stop the nobody memes
i didnt think that part was funny until i read this god damn great comment
this cocaine makes me feel like im in this song xdd
Ayyyyyyyyeeeeeeee
+Emo Scum hey maybe you should start making videos cause you have a subscriber
Goldie did you sub to me
yesssssssssssssssss!!!!
Agreed
No One:
My dog looking at the same food I’ve been feeding them for 7 years:
0:01
spectacular there are a few people that understand how it is
Omfg a Jeffrey that’s a reference from a movie I can’t remember
Seth:stroke the fluffy wall, *stroke the fluffy wall*
Get him to the greek
The song is "Furry Walls"
ua-cam.com/video/FkeEnV6sbmw/v-deo.html
Love that movie (and the song of course!)
Apparently it’s a joint cocktail. You mix a bunch of drugs into a MJ cig and you smoke like everything. I looked it up on urban dictionary
I am gleeful a person other than me senses the facts
i still think the acid one should be a real song
Yeh it kinda reminded me of the song halo by machine head
+Liam Fain I thought it had more of a Down influence
+thrasherfan96 true
i agree
Steroid too!
why do i feel like Jared has done every one of those drugs and played drums whilst on them
El Scourou yea xD
He definitely hasnt...
How do you think this video was made? Imagination? lol
Nuper In Nocte yeah probably smartass
Nuper In Nocte so you really believe he’s taken the man bear pig hallucinogen while drumming, and bath salts? The only drug that we know Jared has taken (but got off for good reason) was marijuana.
Alternate Title: I Took A Bunch Of Drugs And Played Drums
0:08 Ulrich in Seattle 89
I want to listen to the full ecstasy song lol
so acid,.. is basically every djent genre?
サツッピミク that's what I was thinking but bands like slipknot were hard on lsd
+trey sword LSD is Acid bud
Bird Expert exactly slipknot isn't djent but they also had done lsd/acid
Well that depiction was not really accurate. At least when I was on acid, I wanted to listen to chilling music that had a deeper meaning. Loud noises aren't really my thing then, at least not when it comes to music. Also those colors and shit are just exaggeration for the comedy, I guess.
If I was on acid, I would find myself playing Tool or Porcupine Tree etc.
I don't usually enjoy Meshuggah, and I think I'd enjoy it even less when high. I'm into more relaxed and happy (not that tool is that happy) music while on acid.
2:37 i don't stop laughing LMAO XDD
Bruh, my heart broke when you pushed those cymbals. Ahhhhh
this cocaine makes me feel like i'm playing these drums
glowrious LoL i get the reference
@@RemDawg-ec9pe is that a reference to a System of a down song?
With cocaine, it sounds exactly like IWABO. lol
+Jared Dines Me too, I thought I'd never get to see them in my little country, but I finally managed to see them live. Man, one epic show it was.
+Jared Dines No, you in love with drugs.
IWABO sounds like drugs :-)
I had the priveledge of running sound for them a couple weeks ago. Sweetest people ever. Genuinely nice as fuck.
+animefan1278 I Was A Bat Overlord?
+SFxTAGG3 I'm not sure if you're just a troll, or you really don't know (and cannot search for it) what it means. :D
Just as true now as then. Just as funny also. Everytime I see this. It brings joy. Reminds me of the 90s
Drumming on acid is actually pretty crazy. Your sticks feel like they're bending and it's hard to play to songs because your time perception is way off but when you're jamming with a guitar player it's actually pretty awesome and trippy
Any other drugs you’ve taken while being on the drums that you could share your experiences with?
0:00
when your teacher says 5 more minutes till you have to finish you work
IRONHENDRIX 17 haha
Wtf 😂😂😂😂
When you first discover fapping
This is great. Idky it took sooo long before I found this on UA-cam, but I'm glad I did. I love it!
Thank U Mr.
I NEEDED this 😌
0:39 I was surprised he didn't break the pretzels with his drumstick
+Matthew Ramroop Also, you don't know how many takes it took him. :P
+Matthew Ramroop Yeah but I'd be surprised if he didn't break a cymbal at the end.
You done vocalists on drugs Jared?
OMG YESSS!!
the cocaine one was fucking hillarious
Yea XD
I do c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!
TheMisterCage ROCKSO
Adolf yeah
Adolf prolly
Absolutely brilliant! You are amazing!🌹
OMG this video got me😂 plz do a pt two!!!!!
I almost went crazy when he threw those cymbals
+Jared Dines The Zildjians! The precious Zildjians!!
+Mjic99 i would never do that aha i would be scared that they would crack, especially if the were them zildjian a customs and the ride is the 20th anniversary one aswell! aha
+Mjic99 lmao and he said "dammit jarrod alonge!" x'D
Jack Cook 20th anniversary for Zildjian A custom. I think...
zildjian.com/cymbals/a-family/a-custom/21-a-custom-20th-anniversary-ride
I quess you are drummer when you reacted like that
“Drummers on drugs” aka 80s tommy lee
Ah I see you are a man of the culture as well
Aka me if i played drums lmao i fuckin love drugs 😜🤙
I needed this laugh, ty 🤣
If you put the cocaine one and the ecstasy one together you get the sort of song i try to write.
*WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING HIGH*
Daniel Campos dude I know I am right Now. The fucking part with the pretzels on the drum kit fucking hilarious . I rewinded like 40 times
Yes very nice
Would HIGHLY
ty, i will roll one
Good one
ecstacy should be a song
"Ecstacy's Mom has got it going on"
it is kinda. search Chinatown by Jets to Brazil
just listen to post rock
xfx f2f it sounds a lot like a few different Deftones songs, the one that specifically comes to mind is called xerces
Indigo A a couple of months ago, thanks to you, i've discovered jets to brazil and i fell in love with them. i just wanted to say thank you so much
Yes that was the best. Great job tons of laughs at this end thank you.🍻🍻🍻🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅
Ironically this seems to be the best drum _mix_ I think I've heard from one of these videos.
wtf is flying manbearpig hallucinogen? XD
Manbearpig is from south park
It's SUPER CEREAL!!!
South Park reference?
John Cena Cena Have you watched the show?
yas
is no one gonna mention how impressive that was at 0:38
Dam you right
Oh shit I never noticed that
Dylan Avery Music you could see him smiling. Probably tried doing that a few million times.
Yeah
Honestly my fav part hahaha
The ecstasy was my favorite one. Such passion and right on moment
drummers on ecstasy is basically just deftones
He's wrong about ecstasy. My favorite thing to do back in the day was play live while on ecstasy. My creativity and timing was on another level.
Ew
@@foottoast4235 why ew lmao
Playing drums on acid was one of the funnest things I ever did.
Brih same but on a guitar the timing inwould just do was on another level
Not completely wrong.
he play drum bro
These are too accurate. I'm suspicious.
Lol!!!
I'm suspicious about how do you know it's accurate
Acid isnt accurate
Schiz you’re right but some of the others were spot on
@@relaxcombo123 true
I remember now where I came across your name! It was this video. Great stuff dude!
Absolutely hilarious... I laughed non-stop haha.
ecstacy is pretty much staind
Nicholas Evans i got a Deftones vibe, personally. Same with Acid.
Same Leon it almost sounded like rx queen
gimme gimme ecstacy now
🤘🏻
Sounds like almost any modern instrumental post-rock band to me lol
I can see this at a concert l: woah how's that drummer playing so fast
Other dude: we made him take cocaine
Dude, the mix on the ecstacy one is one id listen to
The alcohol and acid solos were my favorite !! Awesome video
Hahaha! Flying ManBearPig! I'm super cereal!
+TrulyStucker casualties of cool
+TrulyStucker "manbearpig is certainly real, and he most certainly exists"
+TrulyStucker nice cover ;) Devin
+TrulyStucker Excelsior!
+TrulyStucker i wanna know what drug it is lol.
0:01 When its time to go to bed and you’re trying to be quick for a drum lesson
Imagine creating of this video 😂
What is the song for Acid because I would love 2 have the full version & just jam 2 that or the full versions 2 all of these r great ur the man Jared 🤙🤙🤘🤘
0:33 Coolest eye brow raise ever !
I felt sorry for the drum kit at the end
Elder Kenji blame Jarrod Alonge
Elder Kenji me too
Elder Kenji me too
Elder Kenji same
me too
0:00 That explains how Napalm Death do it
2:48 🤧How Dare You
Dude, the Acid one was BRUTAL!