Every Mario Kart 64 Track Ranked
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
- If you ever wanted to hear me talk about a game where 90% of my complaints can be fairly dismissed with "get good" then you've come to the right place! Join Sam and I as we both forget that mp4 is a format for video files and not audio files and never realise our mistake until this is all set to upload.
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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
2:36 F-Tier
7:45 D-Tier
10:00 C-Tier
18:09 Battle Mode
19:20 B-Tier
25:39 Honorary A-Tier
33:25 Outro
Main Footage Sources:
Bulk of MK 64 footage- • Mario Kart 64 All Tracks
Mario Kart 64 battle mode footage- • Mario Kart 64 - Battle...
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe footage0 • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe + ...
Mario Kart 7 footage- • Mario Kart 7 - All 32 ...
Mario Kart Wii footage- • Mario Kart Wii - All 3...
Mario Kart DS footage- • Mario Kart DS - All Tr...
Miscellaneous Footage Sources:
Bowser's Castle Marty- • Mario Kart 64 Hack - ...
Choco Mountain multiplayer- • Mario Kart 64: Choco M...
Dire Dire Docks 100 coins- • Super Mario 64 - Dire ...
Frappe Snowland out of bounds- • Mario Kart 64 - Frappe...
Kalimari Desert tunnel- • Going Through Train Tr...
Koopa Troopa Beach multiplayer- • Mario Kart 64 - Mushro...
Koopa Troopa Beach world record- • Mario Kart 64 - Koopa ...
Mirror Mode- • Mario Kart 64 All Cup ...
Rainbow Road ultra shortcut- • Mario Kart 64: Rainbow...
Royal Raceway Peach's Castle- • MARIO KART 64 | Explor...
Sherbet Land multiplayer- • Mario Kart 64 Netplay:...
Wario Stadium falling into the gap- • Every Mario Kart 64 Co...
Yoshi Valley multiplayer- • Mario Kart 64 - Specia... - Розваги
To be fair, it is perfectly in character for wario to copy paste his face on all of the walls and then STILL have a giant spinning sign of his name
The total whiplash between you and Schaffrillas’ rankings in terms of Kalimari Desert💀
I've never heard more venom in Biff's voice than in the delivery of "and this sick, twisted fuck decided to throw me in the deep end" the poor tortured soul 😭
So what I'm getting at is snow is to you what trains are to Schaff
Is that THE bowserdude?? This is epic
Did he just say HOT ORANGE JUICE? I don't even...
28:13 I'm sorry did you say *HOT* orange juice?!
Should’ve specified orange concentrate with hot water, not heating up actual orange juice. It’s good for when I want a hot drink on a cold day without any caffeine.
@@BiffWeed I personally would grab hot chocolate but I guess if that works for you. I'm in no place to judge, just was baffled at the idea.
@@TheKoriKasai I’ve never been as big on hot chocolate surprisingly. Love chocolate on its own but whenever it gets liquified or melted is when you start to lose me a bit
@@BiffWeed Eh fair enough. I've never been one for orange myself either. Guess we're just fans of the others dislike lol
Messenger call jumpscare got me. I wasnt paying attention and was suddenly just like WHOS CALLING ME?
It was Sam. You should pick up the phone.
@@BiffWeed Well considering I was on to an appointment at the time I really couldn't lmao
Let's gooooo.
Was actually listening to the DS one while doing stuff.
Schaffrillas swears by Kalimari Desert
Biff swears by Frappe Snowland
I just think that’s funny
Maybe I should've started you off with Kalimari instead
One thing i love about Mario Kart 64is that things sounds so hard, rough, like it feels really impactfull when someone gets hit. But in practice the AI cheats so hard that it does not matter how much pain you cause them.
With the snowman level it is also very satisfying to watch bots/other players run into the snowman
Fun video! I always love hearing you talk about Mario Kart, one of my biggest hyper fixations
Now THIS is Sam Racing.
The numbers are moved to fit 64's solo player item box placement. I can die peacefully.
(Very good attention to detail, like the consistency with your previous lists.
Just ignoring how I only noticed it at Number 7...)
Great ranking!
I’m shocked Biff never mentioned the agonizingly long drop in Yoshi Valley
I remember playing this game with my mum as a kid on the N64. Shame I ain’t played it since.
On last place, thanks for agreeing with me on my one Mario Kart 64 opinion.
31:43
Marty is normally blue. The Green lighting is making him green.
Finally, we have 64 Mario Kart games.
Oooooooooohhhhhh. Another Mario Kart vid! And, it’s on 64 (my first Mario Kart (not my favorite but still pretty good)). Won’t judge you for not liking 64 since it is an old title.
Glad I'm not the only one who loves #1
Holy Bowserdude Batman
What a blast from the past, i loved playing it with a cousin with the n64 emulator
Shame it was the only mario kart I played
Bowserdude jumpscare
13:10 YOSHI WHAT THE HELL
I hope you go over super circuit since that was my first mario kart.
I kinda forgot you didn't make a 64 track ranking video.
Mario is back in a kart and there's 64 of him for some reason
MK64 is a game that has aged, but I still have fun with it. It’s kinda in that guilty pleasure territory for me. The main thing I enjoy is the iconic sound bites of the characters and how players just get destroyed by everything. When someone bounces for ages because of getting combo’d by shells or a pit, that’s hilarious to me. Oh, and Battle Mode is great here. Not much more to be said there.
As for the tracks, some of my favorites are the ominous Banshee Boardwalk, the epic Royal Raceway, the jolly Frappe Snowland, the chill as hell Koopa Troopa Beach, and of course, Bowser’s Castle!
So yeah, MK64 is a cool game that I played on my Wii alongside the actual game for the Wii
I never played MK64 never
But the only track was the worst is Toad's Turnpike
if n64 rainbow road is so bad how come there's a n64 rainbow road 2
I thought yall were gonna pull a time huh with the time line at number 8 I'm sorry
Tiny Arena from Crash Team Racing is literally just a better version of Wario Stadium 64 in every way if you think about it.
Haven’t played CTR so I’ll have to take your word on that
@@BiffWeedTiny Arena is also going for the theme of "a fairly bumpy race in sand set in a stadium named after an enemy", even going as far as to have Tiny's face plastered in many places (albeit not quite to the same extent as Wario Stadium). It's much more enjoyable because of CTR's trick mechanic meaning that the bumps actually have a use, but even ignoring that, it still has more going on. Tiny Arena has a few mud pools that can slow you down and the bumps are placed closer to turns so you have to think about when to do tricks off of the bumps and think about how soon you turn. Also helps that it has its own music (albeit it's shared with a couple other courses, but it's more recognized as the theme for Tiny Arena instead of it being a generic stadium theme).
@@JonathanFrostathanit’s my favorite track in that game
Nowadays it’s more common to see people shit on this game rather than hype it up
I think I can tell what the bottom spot is by the thumbnail
Edit: I was right
It's honestly so sad how this games Rainbow Road get so many points subtracted for it's awful layout and length when it's one of the most iconic tracks in the entire series, with one of the best soundtracks as well...
They had all the pieces but dropped the ball, it's so much more frustrating given how close they were to having a true banger on their hands
@@BiffWeedat least it eventually got a chance to shine in 8
I'm seeing a lot of people are turning on Nintendo 64 games that they're playing for the First time on the Nintendo Switch Online for not being that good to control, and I just want to say if you are feeling that way, it's probably because the emulator is bad and not the game itself, because the input delay on the N64 NSO emulator is atrocious.
Is that the case for all N64 games on the Switch? That’s where I played Mario 64 for the first time as well and loved it without noticing any issues with the controls there.
@@BiffWeed I commonly play Mario 64 on PC and other places to the point that I'm not really a speedrunner, but I have a good feel for the game. With Mario 64 on NSO, while it's not unplayable and it's still fun, I definitely felt an input delay of like a half second, and it did feel noticeably worse.
Nah, this game controls like shit even on original hardware. I love this janky-ass game but I'd be lying if I said it played well
Fun game, but Diddy Kong Racing is better. Seriously, Nintendo, put it on NSO already.
Nope. You lost me. The moment you put Rainbow Road in D-Tier, you immediately lost me.
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This joke isnt funny anymore
Mario kart 64 is the most overrated Mario kart. Sorry mk64 fans, but the game is mid. The fact that ppl think this game is good but 7 is bad is beyond me. Also, 64 controls like shit.
Me when people have fun
Oh thank god someone is taking about it. I absolutely hate the controls and physics of the game