Guy Brags 'I Only Flush Once A Week' To Girl On First Date

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  • @Ellen-NN
    @Ellen-NN 4 роки тому +2998

    That girl looks like she’s desperately waiting for that pre-planned emergency call from her friend.

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 4 роки тому +24

      I just said that on another thread 😂

    • @wildwdflwr
      @wildwdflwr 4 роки тому +65

      and her friend fell asleep hahahhahaa

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 роки тому +55

      Imagine the look on her face if she ever did go over to his house and lifted up the lid on the toilet? *REEEEEEEEEE !!! WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME IS THIS?!!!* 😝🤪😄🤣

    • @killagwop420
      @killagwop420 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😭

    • @gargwinvinesnake6961
      @gargwinvinesnake6961 3 роки тому +8

      @@wildwdflwr her EX-friend fell asleep and didn't do the emergency call

  • @CSIperea
    @CSIperea 4 роки тому +3107

    I've noticed a pattern with these cheapskates, they ALWAYS reuse disposable plates, cups, etc.
    As if they've never heard of a thing called *regular dishes* that you can wash and reuse.

    • @anonym7347
      @anonym7347 4 роки тому +365

      Right? They just have to make life difficult and gross

    • @krakatoom
      @krakatoom 4 роки тому +163

      Right? It made me feel almost that in the US it has to be the norm that people use disposable plates and cups eating at home...we have beautiful high quality second hand plates from a Restaurant...

    • @waywardbulbasaur658
      @waywardbulbasaur658 4 роки тому +106

      Washing dishes is wasting money to them tho, cuz the water bill.

    • @anonym7347
      @anonym7347 4 роки тому +134

      Wayward Bulbasaur They should skip all of it and just drink right from the faucet

    • @DeadZero_
      @DeadZero_ 4 роки тому +113

      @@anonym7347 I misread your comment as, "They should skip all of it and just drink right from the toilet." 🤣

  • @DonnaRupinski
    @DonnaRupinski 4 роки тому +572

    I call BS on the flushing once a week. 3 men taking man sized poops every day and it all just sits there for an entire week before it's flushed???? No way. No way those guys would pay rent and be told they couldn't flush their toilet but once a week.

    • @Allilynn11
      @Allilynn11 3 роки тому +94

      The toilet wouldn't be able to flush.

    • @somethingofascientist5764
      @somethingofascientist5764 3 роки тому +107

      I doubt his roommates follow his lifestyle. They probably do whatever they want, and the show decided to ignore and hide that fact.

    • @ericaonline3739
      @ericaonline3739 3 роки тому +43

      @@somethingofascientist5764 I was thinking the same thing, b/c they could easily move out and find a decent place for what they're paying him.

    • @_yaboi_O1
      @_yaboi_O1 3 роки тому +37

      They most likely flush, but he leaves his shit for them to deal with

    • @jennyoneill8879
      @jennyoneill8879 3 роки тому +3

      Right??

  • @musical_blaze6672
    @musical_blaze6672 4 роки тому +3001

    His date: *orders sweet tea*
    Him: I will never financially recover from this

    • @user-oz4nc2ro6o
      @user-oz4nc2ro6o 4 роки тому +16

      Best comment ever 🤣🤣

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 4 роки тому +39

      Specifically at McDonald's, there are some restaurants where sweet tea can be expensive-ish, enough for a cheapskate to have a heart attack

    • @andyrussell6662
      @andyrussell6662 3 роки тому +4

      I love this reference! I laughed so hard.

    • @MaikuKokoro
      @MaikuKokoro 3 роки тому

      This comment is why people expect anyone to pay for them, but get upset when theyr're like "eh... you're kinda using me"

    • @ZootedZebruh
      @ZootedZebruh 3 роки тому +4

      @@notreal5826 That can't be right, it's a $1 large where im at

  • @marianne5055
    @marianne5055 4 роки тому +3083

    I get HE'S a cheapskate. But theres nothing stopping his roommates from buying their own cups.

    • @godlessfornicater
      @godlessfornicater 4 роки тому +442

      Don't tell me that old man's house was left exactly like it was before he died, every thing still in it, but there is no cups?

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 4 роки тому +191

      @@godlessfornicater he sold them all 😂

    • @zamap4278
      @zamap4278 4 роки тому +166

      @@spiko-ou3bp Surprised dude ain't sell all of grandpa's stuff lol

    • @chuckgrumble5440
      @chuckgrumble5440 4 роки тому +12

      i would sell your cups

    • @tomsheils1096
      @tomsheils1096 4 роки тому +23

      Maybe he's got a rule about that too?🤯

  • @devilmancries9617
    @devilmancries9617 3 роки тому +185

    Someone should tell this guy, "You know what else is cheap? Being single!"

  • @amanda-leemarie87
    @amanda-leemarie87 4 роки тому +1617

    When he said "these are my roommates" I for sure thought the camera was going to pan over to some cats....or weird statues.

    • @Pixelhurricane
      @Pixelhurricane 3 роки тому +68

      was also shocked to find out his roommates were actual roommates

    • @osku2290
      @osku2290 3 роки тому +31

      If he had cats they would have died of hunger

    • @SolidFoxHoundSF
      @SolidFoxHoundSF 3 роки тому +5

      Reality tv isn’t real.

    • @deathpsycokiller5137
      @deathpsycokiller5137 3 роки тому

      On me

    • @jacobnelson9200
      @jacobnelson9200 3 роки тому +4

      @@osku2290 I dont want to know what he would do with them after they died

  • @The_Space_Kitty
    @The_Space_Kitty 4 роки тому +1127

    The minute he said “ let’s order off the kids menu” is the moment she should have done the I need to use the restroom and never come back.

    • @jacobasnodgrass5853
      @jacobasnodgrass5853 3 роки тому +12

      Generally speaking at restaurants, especially in America, the kids menu is properly portioned for adults in other health conscious countries. Contrary to adults thinking that more food is better. It’s not, because of how it’s prepared.

    • @KevIn-ej3gm
      @KevIn-ej3gm 3 роки тому +23

      @@jacobasnodgrass5853 dude , still she should have left, he didn' t said that because of that he said it to safe money bro

    • @DizGuy29o4
      @DizGuy29o4 3 роки тому +1

      I’m the 1000 like

    • @House_Of_Brine
      @House_Of_Brine Рік тому

      ​@jacobasnodgrass5853 Most people end up with leftovers though.

    • @Cody-v4f
      @Cody-v4f Рік тому

      Yup, hightail it to the bathroom window 😂.

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 3 роки тому +132

    he seems like the kind of person that if you go out to lunch and you say "no worries, it's my treat! get whatever you want" they interpret that as "order a week's worth of meals"

  • @-8h-
    @-8h- 4 роки тому +1255

    "There's no point in paying for anything you can get for free in life"
    *proceeds to charge roommates rent for a place they can get for free*

    • @thestrivinghero9536
      @thestrivinghero9536 4 роки тому +18

      Right?! I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @user-vr3ko2lc2n
      @user-vr3ko2lc2n 4 роки тому +94

      I knew a girl whose dad was paying for her house ($900 a month or something like that, but it was in a REAAAALLLLLY bad area in Milwaukee so she had like 3 extra bedrooms) and let people move in and charged them $700 a month. So she was making $2100 a month, PLUS utilities that she wasn’t even paying for. She got tf sued out of her once her roommates found out and ended up in a mental hospital so... that was interesting.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 4 роки тому +26

      @@user-vr3ko2lc2n I need to hear the story on this one.

    • @Kev7035
      @Kev7035 4 роки тому +20

      @@user-vr3ko2lc2n hey kylie, please tell us more, more details, this shit is as interesting as evangelion lol

    • @calemsmith3508
      @calemsmith3508 4 роки тому +6

      To be honest I don't like people that has this kind of mentality such a scumbag tsk tsk

  • @KonohaElite14
    @KonohaElite14 4 роки тому +4390

    This dude is the reason my McDonald's now has a two sauce limit.

    • @helenemaja0912
      @helenemaja0912 4 роки тому +117

      In my country it has never been free

    • @jenewok
      @jenewok 4 роки тому +95

      Plus the reason why you have to ask for napkins at Burger King.

    • @SataniaMcDowel
      @SataniaMcDowel 4 роки тому +64

      You get sauce????

    • @theshadowfax239
      @theshadowfax239 4 роки тому +57

      People don't know that if the manager has to order extra condiments, it comes out of their bonuses (which is a crucial part of their pay, not an 'extra' reward)

    • @thestrivinghero9536
      @thestrivinghero9536 4 роки тому

      LOOOL wow

  • @killagwop420
    @killagwop420 3 роки тому +106

    Notice how eager he was to tell her they don't flush as soon as the food hit the table nice manners

    • @rossyreynoso3060
      @rossyreynoso3060 3 роки тому +14

      So she would lose her appetite and not get dessert lol

  • @kyliekoop9038
    @kyliekoop9038 4 роки тому +629

    Imagine dying and a person like that takes your house for free

  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  4 роки тому +1578

    Like the video if you flush toilets.

    • @lukelogan1919
      @lukelogan1919 4 роки тому +19

      Damn I wasnt gunna like the video, but now I def have to...

    • @thiags6097
      @thiags6097 4 роки тому +1

      hi ken :)

    • @SirAuronthehonorable
      @SirAuronthehonorable 4 роки тому +9

      I would have liked, but im not ‘of you flush toilets’.

    • @ronaldobrionesjr.7872
      @ronaldobrionesjr.7872 4 роки тому +8

      I used my only remaining Data to watch a man that flush once a week 😁

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously we go so long having droughts here in Australia, we have water restrictions pretty bad at times. Never would anyone not flush they're damn toilet for a week.
      He has to be trolling right?? That wizard was Noah and the Ark lol.

  • @miatheangel3133
    @miatheangel3133 3 роки тому +713

    When he said “let’s order off the kid’s menu” I had flashbacks to the time my boyfriend ordered a cheese quesadilla from the kids menu at Disney because he’s too polite and didn’t want my family paying for his lunch. I have never let him live that down because anytime we get food and my parents ask what he wants I’m always like “he’ll have a cheese quesadilla” and it’s become a family joke now....I don’t know how my boyfriend tolerates my bs

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 3 роки тому +75

      That's some relationship goals, right there.

    • @SubtleHawk
      @SubtleHawk 3 роки тому +52

      "cheese quesadilla" is redundant. that's like saying "cheese cheeseburger"

    • @samweaver4151
      @samweaver4151 3 роки тому +42

      @@SubtleHawk it's a little easier than saying quesadilla with no meat, though. Lol

    • @zoazede2098
      @zoazede2098 3 роки тому +25

      @@samweaver4151 just say quesadilla ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ why english speakers do this weird things?

    • @sotrue5413
      @sotrue5413 3 роки тому +24

      @@samweaver4151 It really isn't. Quesadilla is just the tortilla ans cheese. *IF* you want meat in it, then you can say that you want a steak quesadilla, chicken quesadilla, etc.

  • @sydneyl164
    @sydneyl164 4 роки тому +824

    I love how the roommates just accept it all. I'm sorry if I'm paying rent I'm buying myself some damn cups and plates and my cheap ass roommate will not be using them.

    • @mewsyra775
      @mewsyra775 4 роки тому +24

      Facts!!

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 4 роки тому +30

      Why I don't have roommates.

    • @IratePuffin
      @IratePuffin 4 роки тому +4

      This.

    • @jeremybrown2186
      @jeremybrown2186 4 роки тому +55

      Your concern is the cups and plates what about the week worth of 3 people's shit in the toilet

    • @psychoalien6798
      @psychoalien6798 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly! Like it's common sense.

  • @savannaelizabeth8194
    @savannaelizabeth8194 4 роки тому +1099

    So you’re telling me this girl’s grandfather left behind all of his furnishings, but not any dishes??? 😂

    • @ordinaryperson-my7qr
      @ordinaryperson-my7qr 4 роки тому +43

      Yeah kinda sus ngl

    • @kyelyx2710
      @kyelyx2710 3 роки тому +34

      Maybe she took them idk

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 3 роки тому +40

      Using paper plates saves him like 5 million dollars a year.

    • @gargwinvinesnake6961
      @gargwinvinesnake6961 3 роки тому +36

      He requested he was buried with his dishes

    • @marcin8865
      @marcin8865 3 роки тому +8

      yes, yes he did.. well grandpa was the last meal.

  • @Teresia12
    @Teresia12 3 роки тому +113

    The cheapest date I ever had was the guy bought me a 50 cent nasty hit dog on base. Nothing but the skinny, nasty hit dog. Our first date I had agreed to pay. We had a nice steak dinner and a movie. I was an Airman. He was a Sgt. I did meet his friend, my future husband that night. He was sure his friend would say the hot dog was fine. Didn't go his way at all. It went my way though at the end. We were married 31 years before he died.

    • @justasnail885
      @justasnail885 3 роки тому +7

      I had a guy get mad that I didn't pay him back for the $3 worth of Jack in the Box tacos he got me on our date.

    • @garfielf8984
      @garfielf8984 2 роки тому +1

      what is a hit dog

    • @wrenbyrd1093
      @wrenbyrd1093 6 місяців тому

      @@garfielf8984It’s roadkill that used to be a dog. You got you a hit dog then! 😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 місяців тому

      Big 'I need mommy, feed me' energy

  • @Merel98
    @Merel98 4 роки тому +801

    Not only is this girl on the worst date ever, but there's a whole camera crew filming it.

    • @Simon-oy7kf
      @Simon-oy7kf 4 роки тому +68

      That probably makes it less horrible than being alone with that guy

    • @dreaming4ffr
      @dreaming4ffr 4 роки тому +31

      she probably got payed to be there

    • @amandaroman3471
      @amandaroman3471 4 роки тому +4

      ... who’s saying “act natural act natural... wait... no no no act disgusted but afraid to leave yeah yeah that’ll work ok don’t forget your lines now! Take 76,7200

  • @Dr.Jiggles
    @Dr.Jiggles 4 роки тому +851

    So I was curious and actually did the math on that claim of saving $40/year by not having a fridge light. After a quick google I found out that a 60 watt incandescent bulb costs 0.6 cents or $0.006/hour to run. Assuming he was using a 60 watt incandescent bulb that means it would have to run approximately 6,666 hours in a year, which is about 18 hours a day, to meet that $40 price point. If he's running that light for 18 hours a day I feel like just shutting the fridge door would be much more cost effective than removing the bulb.

    • @louis5668
      @louis5668 4 роки тому +159

      Maybe he doesn't know it turns off when you shut the door. Wouldn't be surprised 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @bruhchill8471
      @bruhchill8471 4 роки тому +12

      Goddayum!😳🤯

    • @lululovesyou7618
      @lululovesyou7618 4 роки тому +50

      You are so right. He seems to be a bit delusional and also sees his self worth in how much he thinks he saves.

    • @renatugaming5730
      @renatugaming5730 4 роки тому +39

      40 bucks a year isn't that much compared to the savings of not dating

    • @skinni_the_P00hBear
      @skinni_the_P00hBear 4 роки тому +4

      Damn...

  • @jayfermin7449
    @jayfermin7449 3 роки тому +57

    4:00 “The old man passed away and he didn’t even take his stuff with him. He just left it right here”

  • @sneakydeekie5472
    @sneakydeekie5472 4 роки тому +501

    She literally only stuck out the date because of the camera crew, and then gave the typical end of date “yeah we’ll totally do this again” before blocking him forever the moment she left.

  • @chelsearuger1796
    @chelsearuger1796 4 роки тому +2983

    I don’t care how cheap my roommate is. Everyone is flushing after they go. I’ll pay the bill. 🤮

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 4 роки тому +26

      Right!!

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 4 роки тому +133

      Exactly!! It’s so bad to breathe that literal shit and piss in... idk how they live like that. I’d vomit anytime I entered the bathroom

    • @cataamonster
      @cataamonster 4 роки тому +77

      Imagine if it smells bad when you forget to flush like an hour.. Imagine an entire week.. Omg it must be awful 🤮🤢

    • @eviljoe9548
      @eviljoe9548 4 роки тому +5

      They already were apparently lol this guy makes me cringe I could not

    • @lilmisssydnis1
      @lilmisssydnis1 4 роки тому +46

      The real zinger is the roommates already pay the bill and still aren't allowed to flush 🤢

  • @mulanuy4859
    @mulanuy4859 3 роки тому +61

    The tag covered in ziplock had me dying 🤣

  • @Coolkem1
    @Coolkem1 4 роки тому +729

    Girl order what you want and pay for it and let him do the same. He’s not eating half of mine 😂

    • @brattrox2939
      @brattrox2939 4 роки тому +57

      I'm okay with sharing half but only if it's one of those places that gives you like three times the amount you could eat in a day lol and if its separate plates and we both want the same thing. But with how he was reacting to her ordering an iced tea I would've decided to pay for my own food at that point anyways XD

    • @MrShazaamm
      @MrShazaamm 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @ericsylvestre8195
      @ericsylvestre8195 3 роки тому +8

      I just want a bite.. shoves half the sandwich in his mouth. lol

    • @latoyabanks1685
      @latoyabanks1685 3 роки тому +3

      @@ericsylvestre8195 my parents always do that.

    • @ericaonline3739
      @ericaonline3739 3 роки тому +8

      My thoughts exactly! Especially on a first date that HE initiated!

  • @AmbblyPuff
    @AmbblyPuff 4 роки тому +1330

    These ppl act like Dollar Tree isn't a thing 🤨

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +37

      Because even dollar tree is expensive af after three items.

    • @AmbblyPuff
      @AmbblyPuff 4 роки тому +41

      Still better than name brand items that are quadruple the price at other stores

    • @tristandaughtrey7044
      @tristandaughtrey7044 4 роки тому +14

      Did u say dollar
      Cus unless it's in my wallet it ain't gonna be anywhere else 😂

    • @Rubenbauer80
      @Rubenbauer80 4 роки тому +15

      Kay Haven are you kidding me you can’t spend 3 dollars? Cheap ass. Yet you probably don’t have a problem buying weed every week lmao “priorities”

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +7

      AmbblyPuff true,, I do go there for cleaning supplies!

  • @t_e_d_d_y.b_e_a_r
    @t_e_d_d_y.b_e_a_r 3 роки тому +23

    when he was in the shower "washing his clothes" all i could think of was the vine of the girl in the bath, "im washin me and my clothes, im washin me and my clothes"

  • @RobinLundqvist
    @RobinLundqvist 4 роки тому +786

    the worst version of “is that free?” in existence

  • @lessew8521
    @lessew8521 4 роки тому +498

    *Guy:* "Hi! I'm an extreme cheapskate!"
    *Translation:* "Hi! I'm a grown man with a steady income and yet, I force and trick others to pay for me!"

    • @flameusinsane4198
      @flameusinsane4198 4 роки тому +1

      Where do I sign up for this class

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 4 роки тому

      No not necessarily but that is what some people do but there's nothing wrong with being a cheapskate

    • @zamap4278
      @zamap4278 4 роки тому +29

      @@spiko-ou3bp Yeah for sure, be a cheapskate if you wanna. Just scamming your roommates for rent and then claiming that you need to save on the water bill even though you don't contribute in rent is pretty sus

    • @TheGringoStarr
      @TheGringoStarr 3 роки тому +7

      "Translation: Hi! I'm a grown man with a steady income with a few square feet in my basement that I could fill with like 17 bodies."

    • @Kizzabell
      @Kizzabell 6 місяців тому +1

      What is he going to do with this money? If he was able to buy a house by being a cheapskate that is awesome.
      But if he just dies with all that money in the bank he never enjoys its sad.
      I try to get things for good price and collect cans to return for the 10 cent refund. But thats so I have more money for fun stuff!

  • @Livingike
    @Livingike 3 роки тому +88

    For anyone wondering about the toilet math, the dude saves about a little over $20. A year.

    • @justinaacorn5721
      @justinaacorn5721 3 роки тому +16

      Definitely not worth it, just flush! 💩

    • @mewkychu4348
      @mewkychu4348 3 роки тому +10

      Mmm fresh poopoo smell 🤤

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I’ll spring for the $20, thanks.

    • @uhohhotdog151
      @uhohhotdog151 5 місяців тому

      ​@christophernayar6543 or.. you could pocket that cool 84cent profit 🤑

  • @Zoot_of_Anthrax
    @Zoot_of_Anthrax 4 роки тому +1011

    Its not “old people” his roommates are smelling, its this dudes week long flush game

    • @av9371
      @av9371 4 роки тому +18

      yeah but that wouldn't even be possible right? 3 guys...7 days...lets say every one of them takes 1 shit per day...that toilet would not have that much capacity to store that.

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 4 роки тому +4

      @@av9371 super toilet

    • @ashlyporter399
      @ashlyporter399 4 роки тому

      Yeah that's true😑

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 4 роки тому +1

      Flush game WEAK

    • @chuckgrumble5440
      @chuckgrumble5440 4 роки тому +6

      @@av9371 exactly, if just me, 1 guy, only flushed once a week, it would already be spilling out of the bowl by day 4 or 5.

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 4 роки тому +497

    I don’t condone dine and dashing. This, however, is the most warranted dine and dash ever. Leave that creepy, cheap dude with the bill.

    • @michelangelo5903
      @michelangelo5903 4 роки тому +39

      the bill would be $13.65 anyways lol

    • @nobodyinterestingyou
      @nobodyinterestingyou 4 роки тому +21

      How about just saying no and split the bill? He's an insufferable ass but she could have just ordered what she wanted and pay for It afterwards. If what he's offering you doesn't cut It, stop humiliating yourself and pay for your own dang meal.

    • @wildwdflwr
      @wildwdflwr 4 роки тому +16

      @@nobodyinterestingyou I'd be like... I'll cut my losses and order my own because after this date, there won't be a second. :P

    • @Lilahzworld
      @Lilahzworld 2 роки тому +10

      @@nobodyinterestingyou don’t offer a date idea if you’re not gonna pay for it if my SO asked me somewhere I expect them to pay for it. Just like when I plan the dates it’s all on me. Why invite someone somewhere if you’re not going to do your part.

  • @Voidaken
    @Voidaken 3 роки тому +13

    My preferred cheap date? Staying indoors on the couch or the bed cuddling while watching whatever we're in the mood for.

  • @ignoremypfp3946
    @ignoremypfp3946 4 роки тому +511

    They bring those girls over to impress. They get to choose what zoopals plate they get, the big yogurt cup, and the smell of old people?? To be one of those girls

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 4 роки тому +31

      I know if I was a girl, my clothes would be off the minute I walked in the door, ooh baby w i n k

    • @angelofchaos8233
      @angelofchaos8233 4 роки тому +24

      Don't forget the outhouse smell from the toilets.

    • @squishy8758
      @squishy8758 4 роки тому +6

      ZOOPALS!!!

    • @centuryeggcongee
      @centuryeggcongee 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t even think any make it past the date itself 😂

  • @zamap4278
    @zamap4278 4 роки тому +284

    Assuming this girl is not an actor, she handled this craziness like a champ. Stayed patient, entertained his weirdness, gave him a chance, wasn't judgemental of a different lifestyle. She deserves much, much better tbh

  • @cky2k3
    @cky2k3 3 роки тому +21

    Flushing the toilet equates to about $155 per year for me(its roughly 30% of your water bill). But even tho I could save that $155, I refuse to live with a sewer in my bathroom and clog up the pipes which would result in more than $155 per year.

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 4 роки тому +243

    “I’m a Zumba dance instructor”
    Well that explains why he has no money to spend lol

    • @millefiori6620
      @millefiori6620 4 роки тому +3

      How much you think he paid for that pink tutu? 😂

    • @akhilshaji7302
      @akhilshaji7302 4 роки тому +13

      @@millefiori6620 probably he must hv dumpster dived it or something.

    • @millefiori6620
      @millefiori6620 4 роки тому +4

      Akhil Shaji 😂😂😂

  • @yosh5432
    @yosh5432 4 роки тому +432

    Roommate: *Flushes*
    This dude: "I will never financially recover from this."

  • @sci-fiwarrior3196
    @sci-fiwarrior3196 3 роки тому +32

    Ok all im gonna say is that girl is way out of his league and the fact that she's giving him the time of day is just very charitable.(Even for being a hired actor)

  • @irishjoe2941
    @irishjoe2941 4 роки тому +551

    If was true cheapstake he would have have bought a Civic instead of that Gas Guzzler. Hmmm but stealing makes up for it

    • @BladeRaid
      @BladeRaid 4 роки тому +30

      Civics get stolen more than any other car and he didnt want to put ointment in his butt to get another vehicle. He is the true cheapskate.

    • @nevermore99x30
      @nevermore99x30 4 роки тому +3

      Honda's are awesome!!

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 4 роки тому +2

      AltruisticSoul lol ok this was funny

    • @irishjoe2941
      @irishjoe2941 4 роки тому

      NeVeRMoRe 99x exactly very easy to work on too

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 4 роки тому +26

      I've noticed that all these cheapskates are just mentally ill. They aren't just frugal or trying to save money. They will use the same toothbrush for 10 years but buy a 12 pack of coke everyday.

  • @jjaintshit
    @jjaintshit 4 роки тому +612

    Nothing like the nostril burn of ammonia in the morning.

  • @Luna-qs9cd
    @Luna-qs9cd 3 роки тому +35

    really hope his roommates leave the cheap bastard, they can probably get their own place together. i wonder how he calculates his „savings“ beacause ngl those numbers just sound made up.

  • @mrsdjwildcat
    @mrsdjwildcat 4 роки тому +327

    So, according to him, "If someone doesn't like you for who you are, you shouldn't be with them." Does he take his own advice if he meets someone who likes flushing the toilet or does he expect them to bend to his will?

    • @zamap4278
      @zamap4278 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah dude doesn't play fair lol

    • @madisonlewe1057
      @madisonlewe1057 4 роки тому +28

      This guy seems like a grade A narcissist. I doubt he makes compromises.

    • @ericaonline3739
      @ericaonline3739 3 роки тому +6

      Well if he likes you, you get one flush. I couldn't believe he said that to a date!

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 3 роки тому +4

      Dude.. everyone knows the golden rule of healthy relationships.. "Rigidly stick to your individual needs, and completely condemn any compromise".
      That works right?

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Рік тому +1

      You know he doesn’t lmao most people who say that don’t practice what they preach. What they really mean is “You should accept all my toxic traits but you should change yourself to fit what I want”

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +732

    “What’s your ideal cheap date?”
    That McDonald’s dollar menu ayyyyy

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 4 роки тому +38

      Bro I ain’t even mad if someone gets me that, them $1 mcchickens hit different when you’re starving

    • @makibruv
      @makibruv 4 роки тому +3

      When converted, it's over 1 dollar here where I live

    • @UrResidentGhost
      @UrResidentGhost 4 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @saya627
      @saya627 4 роки тому +4

      Nothings a dollar anymore

    • @michaelgilbert4736
      @michaelgilbert4736 4 роки тому +2

      But did you pay?

  • @phoenixevanidus
    @phoenixevanidus 3 роки тому +28

    even in extreme drought conditions, the water conservation rule is:
    if it's yellow, let it mellow
    if it's brown, flush it down
    not
    if it's brown, just add more brown and yellow.
    go ahead.
    I dare you not to get a weird butt disease from the splashback.

    • @paxton153
      @paxton153 3 роки тому

      this has me weak lmaoo

  • @gaohoua
    @gaohoua 4 роки тому +149

    Hes the sober 'I'm washing me and my clothes.'

  • @anrienazen738
    @anrienazen738 4 роки тому +241

    When he said "you're not really hungry are you, nah" I just wanted to throw hands

    • @kyara.h8500
      @kyara.h8500 3 роки тому +13

      Me2 what a dick

    • @mewkychu4348
      @mewkychu4348 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly she should’ve paid for herself for her own food and he can eat his sad lil rib

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah. No guy should ever do that to me! I’ll revolt! Tell the server it’s separate checks, get what I want and enjoy every morsel of it, while he sucks on his single rib and glass of water!

  • @kyara.h8500
    @kyara.h8500 3 роки тому +11

    When Dane said "this man saves 5 billion dollars taking the light out of his refrigerator " I nearly died of laughter ☠️☠️

  • @KitsuneFyora
    @KitsuneFyora 4 роки тому +170

    "I flush once a week to save money"
    You'll be regretting that brag once the pipes clog up

  • @hireikana18
    @hireikana18 4 роки тому +430

    Any self respecting woman, after hearing the “flush once a week” bs, would’ve gotten up and left.
    As well as blocked him on everything 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

    • @insaiyanfit1571
      @insaiyanfit1571 4 роки тому +25

      Man.. if I'd hear that wherever I am, I would leave instantly even though if it's not my own date wih a woman . No way a man or woman can be this cheap

    • @Silverheartpro
      @Silverheartpro 4 роки тому +10

      Idk, out of all the people I’d risk pissing off by walking out the guy who flushes once a week isn’t one of them. Not without backup.

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 4 роки тому +1

      You said it, any self respecting woman.
      Probably she is another kind of weirdo. Maybe she has 3 kids already or eats human hair.

    • @megairon1309
      @megairon1309 4 роки тому +6

      What do you mean woman, any self respecting intelligent human being would
      Edit: spelling

    • @face-in-the-crowd
      @face-in-the-crowd 4 роки тому +1

      And blocked up his toilet

  • @shoobertthedoobert1342
    @shoobertthedoobert1342 3 роки тому +21

    "Dishwasher wastes way too much money."
    Bro Dishwashers are more efficient when you run them full

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 2 роки тому +2

      I’m picturing his dishwasher filled with yogurt cups and paper plates and plastic silverware! 🤣

  • @kt9527
    @kt9527 4 роки тому +352

    I'm here with Buff on this one: you don't poop on another man's poop.

    • @amyulisse773
      @amyulisse773 2 роки тому +2

      A grose game of king of the mountain

    • @Bean5prout
      @Bean5prout Рік тому

      Never been on a portaloo?

  • @janelle2310
    @janelle2310 4 роки тому +241

    I feel like his life motto is "everything is free if you're bold enough"

  • @AgentGrace15
    @AgentGrace15 3 роки тому +6

    "what's your idea of a cheap date?"
    "Just go to the park" literally every first date I've been on because I'm so cheap 😂

  • @laurengugucachoo6213
    @laurengugucachoo6213 4 роки тому +190

    “If you come over I’ll let you flush.... once” .... so she’s got to choose between flushing before she goes or flushing after? 🤢🤯

    • @ZombieGoddessxi
      @ZombieGoddessxi 4 роки тому +19

      Run out and go on the lawn then run away. It’s the only option.

    • @splashlyy
      @splashlyy 3 роки тому +3

      thats what i was thinking

  • @scorpsgeti1982
    @scorpsgeti1982 4 роки тому +737

    I was having a really bad depressive episode today, and have been laying in bed. I decided to hop on UA-cam in hopes of changing my mood.
    The moment they seen the tag in the shower in a ziploc and started laughing? First time today I made a noise, a chuckle and a smile. Thank you.

    • @cleo1734
      @cleo1734 4 роки тому +20

      Same here nice to know we are not alone! These guys and many more have helped me get through each day, keep your head up things are hard but find things that do make you smile x

    • @sparkerparker70
      @sparkerparker70 4 роки тому +3

      I'm glad for you

    • @zoeporter6190
      @zoeporter6190 4 роки тому +16

      I know this was 5 months ago but I hope you're doing well.

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 роки тому +8

      Dude they dragged me out of a low point too!! Love these dudes holy shit.

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh 3 роки тому +4

      Hope you're feeling better now😉

  • @rissasykes
    @rissasykes 3 роки тому +15

    This is a true testament to how low our standards are at this point.
    “He was really nice so I can look past him flushing the toilet once a week” 🥲

    • @rissasykes
      @rissasykes 3 роки тому +1

      @HolyButtCheecks I think we’ve past the point of being able to have high standards since most guys on the dating scene are unfortunate lmao

  • @Steel-Pinnings
    @Steel-Pinnings 4 роки тому +2254

    This guys bathroom is the actual origin of the coronavirus.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 роки тому +86

      That bowl has its very own economy in there

    • @zeljkoopalic5994
      @zeljkoopalic5994 4 роки тому +59

      he sells the viruses to the labs around the world.

    • @weebstrangler1193
      @weebstrangler1193 4 роки тому +8

      nuke dropped

    • @syraellson7192
      @syraellson7192 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, it was created in a lab.

    • @syraellson7192
      @syraellson7192 4 роки тому +3

      Valo B It was definitely not an accident. This was planned years ago.

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 4 роки тому +100

    “I want to know the price difference between using that bucket and the handle!”
    Your dignity.

    • @ericaonline3739
      @ericaonline3739 3 роки тому +4

      I couldn't have said it better myself! LOL

  • @staticwolfblogson8154
    @staticwolfblogson8154 3 роки тому +10

    You too are genuinely hillarious together.
    HE POOD ON HIS POO! HE POOED ON HIS OWN POOP!

  • @shannonbollinger2249
    @shannonbollinger2249 4 роки тому +138

    He’s a Zumba instructor that returns all his worn clothes. Can you imagine the smell? Even with the showers... ugh.

    • @joshsantistevan896
      @joshsantistevan896 4 роки тому +1

      😰😰🤯

    • @Lucy-vx9nn
      @Lucy-vx9nn 4 роки тому +12

      Imagine how he smells especially his privates and ass when they never really get washed since his clothes are still on....

    • @bixler3463
      @bixler3463 4 роки тому +2

      @@Lucy-vx9nn I would have assumed he’d take them off and clean under but well yeah possibly not

  • @mandacole8703
    @mandacole8703 4 роки тому +144

    Bless her heart, she's lying to make him feel better.

  • @helRAEzzzer
    @helRAEzzzer 3 роки тому +8

    This guy is why some fast food places started charging for extra sauce packets, isn't he?

  • @ofsoundmind2687
    @ofsoundmind2687 4 роки тому +53

    I love how Ken is surprised by all of this as if he doesn't already know. We all saw your name on one of them yogurt cups, KEN!

  • @litaraduodox5799
    @litaraduodox5799 4 роки тому +173

    if these people bought towels, dishes and cups instead of reusing things 5x then throwing it out, they'd actually save more.

    • @adylaar6708
      @adylaar6708 4 роки тому +6

      No, because they need to pay 2$ each dish.. but the reusables? Just snatch em off from someplace. 0¢

    • @JoeyisDREADful
      @JoeyisDREADful 3 роки тому +2

      @@adylaar6708 No because that means they're eating out to get the "free" utensils and stuff.

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 3 роки тому

      @@JoeyisDREADful oh I doubt they do more than spend $2/$3 and probably just walk into some places and help themselves to whatever they can. Like a lot of fast food places and malls have all that stuff where you can get those things yourself.

    • @beepbeep9043
      @beepbeep9043 3 роки тому +2

      You can get thrift store dishes for like nothing. Disposable plates are definitely more expensive that investing in dishes that last for years.

  • @julimartin7698
    @julimartin7698 2 роки тому +2

    Cheap date: Sam’s Club on a weekend afternoon, plate of samples, head to the TV Department for a free movie!!! 😂

    • @amyulisse773
      @amyulisse773 2 роки тому

      I would actually love this lol.

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 4 роки тому +157

    Well this is the point on the date when you say “Don’t worry I can pay for my own food”
    Or just leave😂

    • @ivanovskameow999
      @ivanovskameow999 3 роки тому +5

      And even if you opt to just pay for your own meal, the cheapskate would just sit there saying "oh, that looks nice...." and "can I try a bit of that...?" until you either stab their reaching hands with your fork or surrender half your meal you're paying for. :(

    • @mochihamster2794
      @mochihamster2794 3 роки тому +1

      @@ivanovskameow999 better to just make up an excuse and leave.

  • @jayyallmon5485
    @jayyallmon5485 4 роки тому +208

    Anybody else know instantly that his paper plates were zoo pals ?😂😂

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 роки тому +8

      I got three kids, we know all about them zoo pals 😂😂

    • @summerbabyicecream671
      @summerbabyicecream671 4 роки тому +4

      Yup I grew up with zoo pals I loved those things and the commercials they had for them. But when they got rid of them I wass so sad 😁

    • @SillySammyMAC13
      @SillySammyMAC13 4 роки тому +2

      I am so upset that he stole those zoo pals! I wanted them so bad as a kid just cuz they were cool and he stole them from a kid! XD

    • @skyemandel
      @skyemandel 4 роки тому +2

      I instantly started singing the song in my head!!!

    • @cjr9855
      @cjr9855 4 роки тому +1

      Ribbet ribbet zoo pals, moo moo zoo pals, zoo pals makes eating fun !

  • @Carlie_flower
    @Carlie_flower 3 роки тому +23

    "he's a really sweet guy"
    Wait.... Are there scenes we missed? Ha he was just weird the whole time.

  • @mewsyra775
    @mewsyra775 4 роки тому +229

    I feel bad for the customer service person at the places he returns his mildew infused shirts... Like, really bad!!

    • @mewsyra775
      @mewsyra775 4 роки тому +4

      ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ It should be, but depending on where he buys it at, if it’s all within the time allowed, they don’t have any choice but to allow the return.

    • @tonigrant3295
      @tonigrant3295 4 роки тому +4

      Its so unethical

    • @mewsyra775
      @mewsyra775 4 роки тому +1

      Toni Grant absolutely!! Couldn’t agree more!! 💯💯💯

    • @mewsyra775
      @mewsyra775 4 роки тому +2

      Terrence Bullock I can see this guy store hopping with his mildew ass return...

    • @Menagerie_K
      @Menagerie_K 4 роки тому +4

      He uses amazon, they accept anything

  • @kaylamoonshoes
    @kaylamoonshoes 4 роки тому +128

    "He POOED ON HIS POO!" Dane 2020

    • @Mickey_R
      @Mickey_R 4 роки тому +1

      lmao i read this right when i watched that part😂

    • @jonathanhill3017
      @jonathanhill3017 4 роки тому

      I'll let you flush once 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sith_420
    @Sith_420 4 роки тому +6

    ''Put ointment in your butt and get a car'' Now those are words of wisdom right there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @razzledazzle9939
    @razzledazzle9939 4 роки тому +422

    He looks like homeless Elon musk

    • @heatherbateman8141
      @heatherbateman8141 4 роки тому +28

      I was thinking more Mark Zuckerburg.

    • @beacurnearecurvata188
      @beacurnearecurvata188 4 роки тому +14

      Omg I can see both of them!

    • @Mr.Caligos
      @Mr.Caligos 4 роки тому +7

      @@heatherbateman8141 definetly ... they have the same character and Mark Is cheapskate too, just not that stupid

    • @Alwaysgrim
      @Alwaysgrim 4 роки тому +5

      In a multiverse somewhere 😆

    • @MeriamMariaa
      @MeriamMariaa 4 роки тому

      First thing I thought 😂

  • @runajahan3107
    @runajahan3107 4 роки тому +457

    Why does he care about flushing, the fridge’s lightbulb, and the water if he gets the condo for free?

    • @dravernverrtz6768
      @dravernverrtz6768 3 роки тому +30

      Idk this has to be a joke lmao

    • @sweetsour4375
      @sweetsour4375 3 роки тому +41

      I think he's faking it for the show.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 3 роки тому +29

      Maybe he pays utilities in lieu of rent? Idk

    • @jan-willembavinck3650
      @jan-willembavinck3650 3 роки тому +11

      if condo is free it doesn't mean water and electricity is free does it?

    • @runajahan3107
      @runajahan3107 3 роки тому +3

      @@jan-willembavinck3650 well I assume the guy is renting it, and if you’re renting it the landlord/owner would just give you a monthly payment. But since it’s free it’s assumed that he shouldn’t have to worry about it. 🤷‍♂️

  • @killaklinck
    @killaklinck 3 роки тому +7

    I was literally picturing him using a baggy to keep the tag dry moments before realizing he just washes his cloths with him in the shower😂😂😂

  • @psychoalien6798
    @psychoalien6798 4 роки тому +147

    I thought when he was talking about his roommates I thought they were gonna be dolls or something lmao idk why but that's where my brain went too

    • @iiuvenca
      @iiuvenca 4 роки тому +20

      why did i literally think the same exact thing i thought he was just trying to be funny and about to show some more headless mannequins lmao

    • @psychoalien6798
      @psychoalien6798 4 роки тому +3

      @@iiuvenca lmao for real!

    • @spookybrat597
      @spookybrat597 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Silverheartpro
      @Silverheartpro 4 роки тому +3

      That was a reasonable conclusion.

    • @Bananapepperjoker
      @Bananapepperjoker 4 роки тому +4

      I did not think he had real people as roommates either

  • @nakuvamp
    @nakuvamp 4 роки тому +124

    A medieval peasant has more willingness to spend than this guy

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 2 місяці тому +1

    He's the reason fast food places keep the packets behind the counter now. To keep people from taking 6-8 handfuls of packets every visit. And who's gonna tell him long walks are NOT free, they always end somewhere that costs money like a cafe or something, where they can nail you with those brunch prices.

  • @xysthar132
    @xysthar132 4 роки тому +37

    5:50 “There’s no point in paying for anything that you could get for free in life”
    Charges his friends a monthly rent in a house he lives in for free.

  • @SpookyTeaMistress
    @SpookyTeaMistress 4 роки тому +74

    Bruh, if you invite me out to dinner and wanna take food from my meal, you bout to lose some fingers. I will gladly pay for my own food, you get your own.

  • @CybraFroggo
    @CybraFroggo 3 роки тому +5

    His room mates definitely flush when he’s not there otherwise he’d be like “where’s our poop this is gonna cost me an arm and a leg!!!!” That fight would be a great sequel

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 4 роки тому +156

    it's shocking that someone like that even scores a date.

    • @musef7561
      @musef7561 4 роки тому +4

      once you hit 30 people get desperate

    • @crybabyseras
      @crybabyseras 4 роки тому +5

      Watching this series adds to my list of things to ask on a first date 😂😂💀

    • @eazhe3716
      @eazhe3716 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr like how tf someone like this gets one and I can’t find anyone lol

    • @MelodyOo
      @MelodyOo 4 роки тому +1

      @@musef7561 I am going to be 31 in a few days ...

    • @Carriesue1982
      @Carriesue1982 4 роки тому +9

      MuSef Wrong lol, I’m 38 and I wouldn’t touch this guy with a 10ft pole. I guarantee you this date was set up purely for the show

  • @xxcbbbanmamjzhshsns1098
    @xxcbbbanmamjzhshsns1098 4 роки тому +76

    He didn't even fully commit to it and flush only once a month. That would've definitely impressed.

  • @LFSDR
    @LFSDR 3 роки тому +10

    Here to check i wasn't insane when watching the newest pewds vídeo. I had seen it before

  • @josephsmith496
    @josephsmith496 4 роки тому +156

    i just cant imagine anyone going to his place drinking out of those yogurt cups roommate comes over can i have the cup you didn't finger

  • @kastocks
    @kastocks 4 роки тому +125

    Cheapskates annoy me because what are they saving for? They never buy anything so why save all that money? We all know they ain’t giving it to their kids when they die XD

    • @KetsaKunta
      @KetsaKunta 4 роки тому +10

      They just like to save. for them to know that the condiment packet would cost like 10 cents but they get it for free is like a high.

    • @zukibot2650
      @zukibot2650 4 роки тому +12

      @@KetsaKunta And that's why the date was lunch/dinner. A walk in the park is free, therefore nothing would have been saved. In the restaurant he could pretend to have saved money by eating her food and whatever else he did (if it wasn't fake).

    • @kastocks
      @kastocks 4 роки тому +3

      Ines Martin damn that makes sense.

    • @kastocks
      @kastocks 4 роки тому +1

      Ketsa Official is it like a mental illness like? Being addicted to doing something pointless?

    • @ballzock1039
      @ballzock1039 4 роки тому +6

      Cheapskate here. Yeaahhh... These extreme cheapskates are a bit too extreme here. Even for me.
      Despite that, I'm pretty frugal. I just want to be financially secure. I don't like to pay for anything that is unnecessary. It also helps that I'm a gamer so all that money I saved grants me leeway to get games I want. Got 3 systems. :D

  • @LussieMagnusson
    @LussieMagnusson 3 роки тому +8

    I am soon done with my nurse studies and this guy is MAJOR BACTERIAL HAZARD

  • @Musicandlyrics2400
    @Musicandlyrics2400 4 роки тому +226

    “The place smells like old people”
    Ummmm actually it’s probably the unflushed toilet you’re smelling

    • @PhayzinOut
      @PhayzinOut 4 роки тому +5

      Poop on their poop 😂

    • @tammydoiel692
      @tammydoiel692 4 роки тому +1

      Lol omg why do old people gotta smell like an unflushed toilet to you? ☠️

  • @joannelavallee8353
    @joannelavallee8353 4 роки тому +111

    Dr Phil giving us crazy eyes the whole episode in the back there.

    • @Lisa-hk9ol
      @Lisa-hk9ol 4 роки тому

      Ikr lmaf ^^

    • @mementomori8826
      @mementomori8826 4 роки тому +2

      He's ready to send that guy to the ranch

    • @Eliminator6363
      @Eliminator6363 4 роки тому +1

      I imagine Dr. Phil watching things like this in a dark room sharpening his knife hands on an old sharpening wheel 😂

  • @MsWnDrLnD
    @MsWnDrLnD 3 роки тому +13

    Imagine if he DOESN'T EVEN PAY FOR WATER. And he's just saving water for no reason 😅

  • @thestrivinghero9536
    @thestrivinghero9536 4 роки тому +128

    UHGGG! I HATE dates like this!! They always try and make me feel so guilty for ordering food! (And I promise it's never anything expensive like steak or something!) Take notes men; make sure you reassure your lady friend that they have nothing to worry about when it comes to ordering food. Just that simple reassurance goes a LONG way! D: I had a guy try and make me feel crappy just for ordering a SODA instead of a water of all things!! Needless to say, if you act like this on a first date *especially*, don't expect to hear a call back for a 2nd one!

    • @FantabulousFail
      @FantabulousFail 4 роки тому +29

      I'm always ready to pay for myself because I'm GONNA order whatever I want.

    • @tanyakwankis
      @tanyakwankis 4 роки тому +15

      It's not just guys tho. It goes for everyone. Dont make anyone feel bad for how they order. Like with my friends at school, I feel bad for buying more food then they do because I'm a hungry chick.

    • @fjigander
      @fjigander 4 роки тому +7

      Make it 50/50 there is no reason for why only men are suppose to pay for the food.

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 роки тому +3

      @@fjigander There used to be a reason but now that women can have careers too it's an outdated custom.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 3 роки тому

      @@lalayastill610 exactly, I’ll let you buy me dinner. I don’t need a free meal that badly.

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 4 роки тому +93

    If its brown, flush it down.
    If it's yellow let it mellow.
    Someone needs to teach this boy

    • @Lonarix1
      @Lonarix1 4 роки тому +5

      Meet the Fockers!

    • @Zoe.m.
      @Zoe.m. 4 роки тому +8

      @@Lonarix1 no, that saying has existed forever.

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 4 роки тому +1

      I've never heard this, but I assumed it was common sense, lol

    • @Lonarix1
      @Lonarix1 4 роки тому +1

      Zoe well I’m just telling where I heard it from. 🤷‍♀️

    • @Rubenbauer80
      @Rubenbauer80 4 роки тому +1

      Karen Filippelli no one cares? 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @jenniferroshto7377
    @jenniferroshto7377 5 місяців тому +1

    You'd think this guy would scrounge up some red solo cups to reuse instead of yogurt cups, but nobody probably invites him to parties. Stealing from your nephews birthday party? Does he swipe the wrapping paper and bows too so he can regift presents at Christmas time? My dad used to think it was funny when he wrapped duct tape around the top of a Wal-Mart bag at Christmas. Now we can't even get a bag at Walmart! 🤔🙄

  • @emilymccloud957
    @emilymccloud957 4 роки тому +125

    Ngl, I'll hang on to condiments but that's only because they put so much in my bag! You have to admit, some restaurants sauces are way better than the kind you get at the store

    • @amberthesuperfox
      @amberthesuperfox 4 роки тому +3

      White castle honey mustered is the best

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 4 роки тому +9

      I do have a stash of chick fil-a sauce in my fridge. 😊

    • @jmanpolo5611
      @jmanpolo5611 4 роки тому +6

      I love me some tacobell sauce

    • @helenemaja0912
      @helenemaja0912 4 роки тому

      You get them for free... in my country you have to pay for that

    • @Septic-Hearts
      @Septic-Hearts 4 роки тому

      My local Chick-fil-a is capitalizing the shit off of that, you can buy 8 oz bottles of any sauce you want.
      Too bad they're always sold out whenever I try to get one though :/

  • @unholyedits2671
    @unholyedits2671 4 роки тому +59

    Girl: hmmhm thats interesting,
    Camera man: ok pretend to be more interested, totally disregard all toxic cheapscateness.
    Girl: *stays until she gets paid after the show*

  • @stevedave6494
    @stevedave6494 3 роки тому +2

    Just checking in as a plumbing professional. We had a name for the pooing ontop of pile of poo already in an unflushed toilet bowl. Called it a layer cake.

    • @mysurfing3550
      @mysurfing3550 3 роки тому

      The stuff you've seen sounds horrifying 😱😱😱

  • @gkohler14
    @gkohler14 4 роки тому +49

    "Long walks are free!" I was so narrating in my head: "but what he doesn't know, is that the amount of calories burned on a long walk would cost $25,000 a year to get back LOL

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 4 роки тому +133

    Guarantee you that is not how you impress a girl.
    Her interest ended when “we only flush once a week” was said.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 4 роки тому +18

      Lol, her interest ended when he commandeered her order the second she opened her mouth.

    • @nadiar6848
      @nadiar6848 4 роки тому +2

      She said she'd go out with him again 🤔😂

    • @jgamez106
      @jgamez106 4 роки тому +7

      Nadia R it’s like when you go to a bad restaurant and they ask you if you enjoyed your meal you just say yes and never come back. Similar scenario here.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 роки тому +2

      Her interest ended, the the FBI investigation began.

  • @pfpchad2747
    @pfpchad2747 Рік тому +2

    The face he makes when she orders the sweet tea is epic 😂

  • @whyhelp8356
    @whyhelp8356 4 роки тому +151

    He's the cheap Mark Zuckerberg and just as creepy lol.